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{{RETURNTO Mechanics}}
{{RETURNTO Mechanics}}


Hats are articles of armor worn on your head. Their Power rating acts as [[Damage Absorption]], as well as increasing the damage done by a [[Turtle Tamer]]'s [[Headbutt]] attack.
Hats are articles of armor worn on your head. Their Power rating acts as [[Damage Absorption]], as well as increasing the damage done by a [[Turtle Tamer]]'s [[Headbutt]] attack.
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Hats can also be equipped on a [[Mad Hatrack]] familiar to give it new abilities.  When you visit [[The Mad Tea Party]], the number of (non-space) characters in the name of the hat you are wearing determines the buff you receive.
Hats can also be equipped on a [[Mad Hatrack]] familiar to give it new abilities.  When you visit [[The Mad Tea Party]], the number of (non-space) characters in the name of the hat you are wearing determines the buff you receive.


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|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! Name
! Name
! Power
! Power
! Req
! Req
! Chars
! Chars (Tea Party)
! Chars (PvP)
! Notes
! Notes
|-
|-
|[[Admiral's hat]]
|[[Covers-Your-Head]]
|200
|300
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mox
|11
|16
|16
|
|
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day equipped
*Part of the [[Dreadful Bugbear Suit]]
*+50 Skeleton Anger
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +250
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] + 30%
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +100
*[[Combat Initiative]] +50%
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|-
|[[aerated diving helmet]]
|[[Great Wolf's headband]]
|200
|300
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mus
|19
|19
|21
|
|
*Permits [[underwater adventuring]]
*Part of the [[Dreadful Werewolf Suit]]
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +250
*<font color="red">-50%</font> [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +250
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-50%</font>
*Regenerate 50-100 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[antique helmet]]
|[[Mayor Ghost's toupee]]
|200
|300
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mys
|13
|18
|20
|
|
*Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]]
*Part of the [[Dreadful Ghost Suit]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +250
*Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +125
*[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
*Regenerate 25-50 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*Can break in combat
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|PM]]s only
|-
|-
|[[battered old top-hat]]
|[[Thunkula's drinking cap]]
|200
|300
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mys
|18
|21
|23
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +500
*Part of the [[Dreadful Vampire Suit]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +50%
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +250
*Regenerate 20-40 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Boris's Helm]]
|[[Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap]]
|100
|300
|None
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mus
|11
|28
|30
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*Part of the [[Dreadful Skeleton Suit]]
*[[Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
*Regenerate [[MP Restorers|MP]] based on Level
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +500
*+5 [[Familiar Weight]] ''or'' +1 [[Clancy|Minstrel Level]]
*Regenerate 40-80 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Boris's Helm (askew)]]
|[[zombie mariachi hat]]
|100
|300
|None
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mox
|18
|17
|19
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*Part oft he [[Dreadful Zombie Suit]]
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +50%
*[[Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +150
*Regenerate [[MP Restorers|MP]] based on Level
*[[Combat Initiative]] +40%
*+5 [[Familiar Weight]] ''or'' +1 [[Clancy|Minstrel Level]]
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Brimstone Beret]]
|[[cool iron helmet]]
|200
|250
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|14
|14
|16
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +50%
*Part of the [[Cool Irons]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 20
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
*Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
*[[Accordion Thief|AT]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
|-
|-
|[[corrosive cowl]]
|[[hangman's hood]]
|200
|250
|150 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|13
|13
|14
|
|
*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50
*[[Slime Hates It]]
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50
*+30 {{element|Spooky}}
* [[Damage Reduction]]: 10
*Stupendous {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[warbear electro-spiked helm]]
|250
|data-sort-value=110|110 Mus
|25
|27
|
*+60 [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBear]] Armor Penetration
*Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5)
*All Attributes -25%
|-
|-
|[[crown-shaped beanie]]
|[[warbear fancy fedora]]
|200
|250
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=110|110 Mus
|18
|18
|20
|
|
*Slight {{element|Slime|Resistance}}
*+15% Items from [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBears]]
*+20% [[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] -25%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] -50
|-
|-
|[[crumpled felt fedora]]
|[[warbear heated ushanka]]
|200
|250
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=110|110 Mus
|18
|20
|22
|
|
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Serious {{element|Supercold|Resistance}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Weapon Damage]] -25%
*[[Spell Damage]] -50%
|-
|-
|[[cursed eyepatch]]
|[[Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes]]
|200
|225
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|14
|21
|23
|
|
*Part of the [[Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +35%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*[[Spell Damage]] +25
*+15% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[eelskin hat]]
|[[intimidating coiffure]]
|200
|225
|85 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|10
|20
|21
|
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
*All Attributes +25%
*[[Passive Damage]] (Underwater Only)
|-
|-
|[[El Vibrato helmet]]
|[[wolfskull mask]]
|200
|225
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|15
|13
|14
|
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*+50 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[eleven-gallon hat]]
|220
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|17
|
|
*Part of the [[El Vibrato Relics]]
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*Can be charged with various effects
*All Attributes +11
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[Frosty's old silk hat]]
|[[8-billed baseball cap]]
|200
|200
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|18
|19
|21
|
|
*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +5
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[ganger bandana]]
|[[Admiral's hat]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|12
|13
|13
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day equipped
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15%
*+50 Skeleton Anger
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] + 30%
|-
|-
|[[googly-ball hat]]
|[[aerated diving helmet]]
|200
|200
|111 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|14
|19
|21
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*Permits [[underwater adventuring]]
*+3 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*<font color=red>-25%</font> [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-50%</font>
|-
|-
|[[googly-heart hat]]
|[[battered old top-hat]]
|200
|200
|111 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|15
|18
|20
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +500
*+3 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
|-
|-
|[[googly-star hat]]
|[[biker's hat]]
|200
|200
|111 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|14
|10
|11
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +40%
*+3 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*+40% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
*+20% [[Pickpocket]] Chance
|-
|-
|[[hardened slime hat]]
|[[Brimstone Beret]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|16
|14
|15
|
|
*Part of the [[Slimesuit]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +50%
*Serious [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color=red>-20%</font>
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 10
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
*[[Accordion Thief|AT]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
|-
|[[corrosive cowl]]
|200
|data-sort-value=150|150 Mox
|13
|14
|
*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
*[[Slime Hates It]]
*+30 {{element|Spooky}}
*Stupendous {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[Hodgman's porkpie hat]]
|[[crappy Mer-kin mask]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|17
|19
|19
|
|
*Part of the [[Hodgman's Regal Frippery]]
* Part of the [[Crappy Mer-kin Disguise]]
*All Attributes +20%
* Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*+25 [[Hobo Power]]
* -25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
* [[Combat Initiative]] -50%
* Lets you [[Underwater adventuring|Breathe Underwater]]
|-
|-
|[[longhaired hippy wig]]
|[[crown-shaped beanie]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|18
|18
|19
|
|
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*Slight {{element|Slime|Resistance}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
*+20% [[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
|-
|-
|[[MAHI fez]]
|[[crumpled felt fedora]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|7
|18
|20
|
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[BoozerBear]]
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +30
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
|-
|-
|[[Mer-kin sneakmask]]
|[[cursed eyepatch]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|16
|14
|15
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*Part of the [[Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you]]. ([[underwater adventuring]] only)
|-
|-
|[[moist sailor's cap]]
|[[Dinsey's brain]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=100|100 Mox
|16
|13
|14
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*Part of [[Dinsey's Exoskeleton]]
*+20 {{element|Stench|}}
*+30 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*Stupendous {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +30%
|-
|-
|[[nurse's hat]]
|[[dreadful fedora]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|10
|14
|15
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +300
*Part of the [[Dreadful Pajamas]]
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 30-60 HP per adventure
*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 10-15 MP per adventure
*+25 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*Lets you find 5% more [[Freddy Kruegerand|Krueggerands]]
|-
|-
|[[Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat]]
|[[eelskin hat]]
|200
|200
|200 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mys
|24
|10
|11
|
|
*Part of the [[Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*[[Passive Damage]] (Underwater Only)
*+30 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|-
|[[orange peel hat]]
|[[El Vibrato helmet]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|13
|15
|Serious [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
|-
|[[rusty diving helmet]]
|200
|85 Moxie
|17
|17
|
|
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*<font color="red">-50%</font> [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] -50%
|-
|-
|[[shapeless wide-brimmed hat]]
|[[electrician's hardhat]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|24
|20
|21
|
|
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-20 HP per Adventure
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +40%
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-20 MP per Adventure
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 20-40 HP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[slime-covered helmet]]
|[[feathered headdress]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mys
|18
|19
|19
|
|
*So-So {{element|Slime|Resistance}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]]+40%
*So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*+40% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-20 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[sponge helmet]]
|[[foam commodore's hat]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|12
|18
|20
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
* Part of the [[Seafaring Suit]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-20 MP per adventure
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25%
*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25%
|-
|-
|[[straw hat]]
|[[Frosty's old silk hat]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|8
|18
|21
|
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
*+15% [[:Category:Food|Food Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
*+15% [[:Category:Booze|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[The Necbromancer's Hat]]
|[[ganger bandana]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|17
|13
|14
|
|
*Part of [[Dark Bro's Vestments]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15%
*+30 damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[Uncle Hobo's stocking cap]]
|[[Goggles of Loathing]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=150|150 Mys
|22
|17
|19
|
|
*Part of [[Uncle Hobo's Rags]]
* Part of the [[Clothing of Loathing]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
* Reduces the [[Underwater adventuring#Pressure Penalties|underwater pressure penalty]] by up to 10%
*+20 [[Monster Level]]
* [[Combat Initiative]] +50%
* Superhuman {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[water-polo cap]]
|[[googly-ball hat]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=111|111 Mox
|13
|14
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
|-
|[[wreath of laurels]]
|200
|85 Moxie
|15
|15
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +25
*+3 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +25
|-
|-
|[[Zombo's skullcap]]
|[[googly-heart hat]]
|200
|200
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=111|111 Mox
|15
|15
|16
|
|
*Part of the [[Dire Drifter Duds]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
*+3 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[duct tape fedora]]
|[[googly-star hat]]
|195
|200
|82 Moxie
|data-sort-value=111|111 Mox
|14
|14
|15
|
|
*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +12
*+3 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +40
|-
|-
|[[stone baseball cap]]
|[[hardened slime hat]]
|195
|200
|82 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|16
|16
|18
|
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +10
*Part of the [[Slimesuit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*Serious [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color="red">-10</font>
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
|-
|-
|[[bat hat]]
|[[hazmat helmet]]
|180
|200
|75 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|6
|12
|13
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +9
*[[Damage Absorption]] +50
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*So-So Resistance to [[Elemental Resistance|All Elements]] (+2)
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 40-60 HP per adventure
*75% Chance of Preventing [[Negative Status Attacks]]
*Changes Your Avatar
|-
|-
|[[catskin cap]]
|[[Hodgman's porkpie hat]]
|180
|200
|75 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|10
|19
|21
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +9
*Part of the [[Hodgman's Regal Frippery]]
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +40
*All Attributes +20%
*+25 [[Hobo Power]]
|-
|-
|[[nasty rat mask]]
|[[The Jokester's wig]]
|180
|200
|75 Moxie
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|12
|13
|14
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +9
*Part of [[The Jokester's Costume]]
*[[Monster Level]] <font color="red">-5</font>
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 6-8 MP per adventure
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[plexiglass pith helmet]]
|[[lava balaclava]]
|180
|200
|75 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|20
|13
|14
|
|
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+50 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 10-12 HP per Adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-12 MP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 10-12 MP per Adventure
*+50% [[Items from Monsters|Weapon Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
|-
|-
|[[honeycap]]
|[[Lens of Hatred]]
|175
|200
|72 Moxie
|data-sort-value=125|125 Mox
|8
|12
|14
|
|
*Part of the [[Bits o' Honey]] outfit
* Part of the [[Hateful Habiliment]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
* +15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Item Drops from Monsters]]
* Reduces enemy defense by 10%
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +15
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60%
* Grants use of [[Hateful Gaze]]
|-
|-
|[[toy space helmet]]
|[[Lens of Violence]]
|175
|200
|72 Moxie
|data-sort-value=125|125 Mys
|14
|14
|16
|
|
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
* Part of the [[Violent Vestments]]
*Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
* +15% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*Provides Mostly Accurate Battle Statistics During Fights
* +5% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
* Grants use of [[Violent Gaze]]
|-
|-
|[[wool hat]]
|[[longhaired hippy wig]]
|175
|200
|72 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|7
|18
|20
|
|
*[[Damage Absorption]] +20
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
|-
|-
|[[beer helmet]]
|[[lucky army helmet]]
|170
|200
|70 Moxie
|data-sort-value=4|4 Mus
|10
|15
|17
|
|
*Part of the [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +40
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +100
*So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to all Elements]] (+2)
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
|-
|-
|[[mummy mask]]
|[[MAHI fez]]
|170
|200
|70 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|9
|7
| +12 {{element|Spooky}}
|8
|-
|[[reinforced beaded headband]]
|170
|70 Moxie
|24
|
|
*Part of the [[War Hippy Fatigues]]
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[BoozerBear]]
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +40
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +30
|-
|-
|[[black cowboy hat]]
|[[Mer-kin bunwig]]
|165
|200
|67 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|13
|14
|14
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +8
* +10% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[dwarvish war helmet]]
|[[Mer-kin facecowl]]
|165
|200
|67 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|17
|15
|16
|
|
*Part of the [[Dwarvish War Uniform]]
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*Shows monster attack strength
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30%
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 8-12 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[mesh cap]]
|[[Mer-kin gladiator mask]]
|165
|200
|50 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|7
|20
|20
|
|
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Red Neck]]:
* Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
**[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
* -25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
**[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-5</font>
* [[Combat Initiative]] -50%
* Lets you [[Underwater adventuring|Breathe Underwater]]
|-
|-
|[[snailmail coif]]
|[[Mer-kin headguard]]
|165
|200
|67 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|13
|16
|17
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
* +2 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 8
* +10 to [[Monster Level]]
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
|-
|-
|[[star hat]]
|[[Mer-kin scholar mask]]
|165
|200
|67 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mys
|7
|20
|22
|
|
*Part of the [[Star Garb]]
* Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +30
* -25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
* [[Combat Initiative]] -50%
* Lets you [[Underwater adventuring|Breathe Underwater]]
|-
|-
|[[big bad voodoo mask]]
|[[Mer-kin sneakmask]]
|160
|200
|65 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|16
|16
|17
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
*[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you]]. ([[underwater adventuring]] only)
|-
|-
|[[black helmet]]
|[[moist sailor's cap]]
|160
|200
|65 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|11
|
*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
|-
|[[guard turtle shell]]
|160
|65 Moxie
|16
|16
|18
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +50
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*+20 {{element|Stench|}}
*Stupendous {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[sealhide hood]]
|[[The Necbromancer's Hat]]
|160
|200
|65 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|12
|17
|22
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*Part of [[Dark Bro's Vestments]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*+30 damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
|-
|[[no hat]]
|200
|data-sort-value=150|150 Mox
|5
|6
|
*Variable effect
|-
|-
|[[giant discarded bottlecap]]
|[[norwhal helmet]]
|155
|200
|62 Moxie
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mys
|23
|13
|14
|
|
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*+2 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
*[[Spell Damage]] +60%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-10</font>
*+60% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[spaghetti cult mask]]
|[[nurse's hat]]
|155
|200
|62 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|17
|10
|11
|
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +300
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 30-60 HP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-15 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[biomechanical crimborg helmet]]
|[[Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mys
|24
|27
|27
|
|
*Part of the [[Crimborg Assault Armor]]
*Part of the [[Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia]]
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*+30 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|[[orange peel hat]]
|200
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|13
|15
|
*Serious [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
|-
|-
|[[clingfilm cap]]
|[[rusty diving helmet]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|12
|17
|19
|
|
*Part of the [[Roy Orbison Disguise]]
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*<font color=red>-50%</font> [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*[[Combat Initiative]] -50%
|-
|-
|[[extra-large palm-frond toupee]]
|[[Satan hat]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mys
|27
|8
|9
|
|
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*+50% [[Items from Monsters|Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters]]
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*+30 {{element|Hot}}
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|Saucerors]] only
|-
|-
|[[football helmet]]
|[[sea cowboy hat]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|12
|14
|14
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[Grimacite gasmask]]
|150
|40 Moxie
|16
|
|
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
* +3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
* Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +50
|-
|-
|[[grungy bandana]]
|[[shapeless wide-brimmed hat]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|13
|24
|26
|
|
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-20 HP per Adventure
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-20 MP per Adventure
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
|-
|-
|[[panhandle panhandling hat]]
|[[slime-covered helmet]]
|150
|200
|175 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|23
|19
|[[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters|Drops]] +30%
|-
|[[Radio Free Baseball Cap]]
|150
|60 Moxie
|20
|20
|
|
*Part of the [[Radio Free Regalia]]
*So-So {{element|Slime|Resistance}}
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Radio Head]]:
*So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
**[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[rave visor]]
|[[sponge helmet]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|9
|12
|13
|
|
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]]+20
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*Quest Item
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-20 MP per adventure
*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
|-
|-
|[[sleep mask]]
|[[straw hat]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|8
|9
|9
|Intrinsic Effect: [[Temporary Blindness]]
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+15% [[:Category:Food|Food Drops from Monsters]]
*+15% [[:Category:Booze|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[spangly sombrero]]
|[[ten-gallon hat]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|13
|14
|
|
*+3 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +10
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[Voluminous Radio Hat]]
|[[Uncle Hobo's stocking cap]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|18
|22
|25
|
|
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*Part of [[Uncle Hobo's Rags]]
*Radio prize
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*+20 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[wolf mask]]
|[[water-polo cap]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|8
|13
|
|14
*Part of the [[Furry Suit]]
|  
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Complete Delusion]]:
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
**[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
**[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Mohawk wig]]
|[[wreath of laurels]]
|140
|200
|55 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|9
|15
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|[[spiky turtle helmet]]
|130
|50 Moxie
|17
|17
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +8
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25
*+8 [[Monster Level]]
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +25
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +25
|-
|-
|[[Grimacite goggles]]
|[[Zombo's skullcap]]
|125
|200
|47 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|15
|16
|16
|
|
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*Part of the [[Dire Drifter Duds]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[worn tophat]]
|[[duct tape fedora]]
|125
|195
|47 Moxie
|data-sort-value=82|82 Mox
|10
|14
|16
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +12
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40
|-
|-
|[[bonedanna]]
|[[stone baseball cap]]
|120
|195
|45 Moxie
|data-sort-value=82|82 Mox
|9
|16
|18
|
|
*[[Elemental Resistance|Serious Spooky Resistance]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color=red>-10</font>
|-
|-
|[[chrome helmet turtle]]
|[[bat hat]]
|120
|180
|45 Moxie
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mox
|18
|6
|All Attributes +5
|7
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +9
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[fez of etymology]]
|[[catskin cap]]
|120
|180
|45 Moxie
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mox
|14
|10
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
|11
|-
|
|[[wooden salad bowl]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +9
|120
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +40
|45 Moxie
|15
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[enchantlers]]
|[[nasty rat mask]]
|115
|180
|42 Moxie
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mox
|11
|12
| +10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
|14
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +9
*[[Monster Level]] <font color=red>-5</font>
|-
|-
|[[Snow Queen Crown]]
|[[nine-gallon hat]]
|115
|180
|42 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|14
|15
|
|
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*All Attributes +9
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[f3d0r4]]
|[[plexiglass pith helmet]]
|110
|180
|40 Moxie
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mox
|6
|20
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
|22
|-
|
|[[pointy red hat]]
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|110
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-12 HP per Adventure
|40 Moxie
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-12 MP per Adventure
|12
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
|[[Damage Reduction]] 5
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
|-
|[[honeycap]]
|175
|data-sort-value=72|72 Mox
|8
|8
|
*Part of the [[Bits o' Honey]] outfit
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*+10% [[Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[Ancient Saucehelm]]
|[[toy space helmet]]
|100
|175
|15 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=72|72 Mox
|14
|16
|16
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +11
*Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
*Provides Mostly Accurate Battle Statistics During Fights
|-
|-
|[[bounty-hunting helmet]]
|[[wool hat]]
|100
|175
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=72|72 Mox
|20
|7
|
|8
*Part of the [[Bounty-Hunting Rig]]
|
*+20% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +20
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[bowler]]
|[[beer helmet]]
|100
|170
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|6
|10
|11
|
|
*Part of the [[Bow Tux]]
*Part of the [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40
|-
|-
|[[Colander of Em-er'il]]
|[[ghast iron Garibaldi]]
|100
|170
|15 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|18
|18
|20
|
|
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-6 MP per adventure
*Part of the [[Ghast Iron Gear]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|P]]s only
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[Crimbo hat]]
|[[lynyrdskin cap]]
|100
|170
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|13
|14
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
|-
|[[mummy mask]]
|170
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|9
|9
|10
| 
*+12 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[reinforced beaded headband]]
|170
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|24
|26
|
|
*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
*Part of the [[War Hippy Fatigues]]
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +40
|-
|-
|[[Crown of Thrones]]
|[[black cowboy hat]]
|100
|165
|None
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mox
|14
|14
|16
|
|
*Put a Familiar In It!
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
*That Familiar gains 1 Experience per Fight
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +8
|-
|-
|[[depleted Grimacite ninja mask]]
|[[dwarvish war helmet]]
|100
|165
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mox
|26
|17
|19
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-25% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*Part of the [[Dwarvish War Uniform]]
*+0-5 [[Extra PvP Fights]] based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*Shows monster attack strength
|-
|[[mesh cap]]
|165
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|7
|8
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=red>-5</font>
|-
|-
|[[Disco 'Fro Pick]]
|[[snailmail coif]]
|100
|165
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mox
|13
|13
|14
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +11%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 8
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|-
|[[draggin' ball hat]]
|[[star hat]]
|100
|165
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mox
|15
|7
|8
|
|
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Draggin' Balls]]:
*Part of the [[Star Garb]]
**[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color="red">-3</font>
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +30
**[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
|-
|-
|[[Elder Turtle Shell]]
|[[big bad voodoo mask]]
|100
|160
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|16
|16
|19
|
|
*+3 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|[[black helmet]]
|160
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mus
|11
|12
|
*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +30
|-
|-
|[[El Sombrero De Lopez]]
|[[cold water bottle]]
|100
|160
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|15
|17
|17
|
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +7
* +10 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
* +20 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
* So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[eXtreme scarf]]
|[[eight-gallon hat]]
|100
|160
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|15
|16
|
|
*Part of the [[eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear]]
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*All Attributes +8
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[fancy tophat]]
|[[guard turtle shell]]
|100
|160
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|11
|16
|18
|
|
*Part of the [[Fancy Tux]]
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +50
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[floaty rock helmet]]
|[[sealhide hood]]
|100
|160
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|16
|12
|13
|
|
*Part of the [[Floaty Fatigues]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*+10% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[ice pick]]
|[[giant discarded bottlecap]]
|100
|155
|None
|data-sort-value=62|62 Mox
|7
|23
|25
|
|
*+15% [[Items from Monsters]]
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color=red>-10</font>
|-
|-
|[[linoleum helmet turtle]]
|[[spaghetti cult mask]]
|100
|155
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=62|62 Mox
|20
|17
|19
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +10
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +10
|-
|-
|[[makeshift turban]]
|[[antique helmet]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|15
|13
|14
|
|
*Part of the [[Terrycloth Tackle]]
*Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]]
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Temporary Blindness]]:
*So-So (+2) {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
**[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-25%</font>
*[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
**<font color="red">-75%</font> [[Items from Monsters]]
*Can break in combat
|-
|-
|[[Moonthril Circlet]]
|[[antique nutcracker hat]]
|100
|150
|40 Moxie
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|16
|20
|22
|
|
*Part of the [[Luniform]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +0-75% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[outrageous sombrero]]
|[[biomechanical crimborg helmet]]
|100
|150
|None
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|18
|27
|29
|
|
*All Attributes +5
*Part of the [[Crimborg Assault Armor]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[Scalp of Gorgolok]]
|[[brown felt tophat]]
|100
|150
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|15
|15
|17
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Seasonal Beret]]
|[[clingfilm cap]]
|100
|150
|None
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|12
|13
|13
|
|
*Prize for calendar art contest
*Part of the [[Roy Orbison Disguise]]
*All attributes +0 to 25% based on [[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]
*Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
|-
|-
|[[sinister demon mask]]
|[[Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|17
|22
|25
|
*+25 {{element|Cold}}
*Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}} (+3)
*Dolphins will occasionally return items they've stolen from you
|-
|[[extra-large palm-frond toupee]]
|150
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|27
|29
|
|
* +25 {{element|Spooky}}
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 10-25 HP per adventure
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
* +25% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[spooky hockey mask]]
|[[fireman's helmet]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|14
|16
|16
|
|
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*All Attributes +10%
*+1 [[FDKOL commendation|FDKOL Commendation]] per [[brushfires|Fire]]
|-
|-
|[[Spooky Putty mitre]]
|[[football helmet]]
|100
|150
|None
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|16
|14
| +3 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|15
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[sugar chapeau]]
|[[gold crown]]
|100
|150
|None
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|12
|9
|10
|
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
* Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
*+10% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
* [[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-4 HP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per adventure
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per adventure
*Breaks after 30 combats
* +10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[time helmet]]
|[[Grimacite gasmask]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|10
|16
|17
|
|
*Part of the [[Time Trappings]]
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[Tropical Crimbo Hat]]
|[[grungy bandana]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|17
|13
|14
|
|
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[wumpus-hair wig]]
|[[Mark I Steam-Hat]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|14
|14
|16
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-5</font>
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[yak toupee]]
|[[Mark II Steam-Hat]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|9
|15
|[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per Adventure
|17
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
* [[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|[[Mark III Steam-Hat]]
|150
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|16
|18
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
* [[Combat Initiative]] +15%
* [[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
|-
|[[Mark IV Steam-Hat]]
|150
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|15
|17
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
* [[Combat Initiative]] +15%
* [[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
* +10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[Cerebral Cloche]]
|[[Mark V Steam-Hat]]
|90
|150
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|14
|14
|16
|
|
*Part of the [[Encephalic Ensemble]]
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +15
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
*Jellyfish Vision
* [[Combat Initiative]] +15%
* [[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
* +10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
* Has a Death Ray on it
** Grants use of [[Fire Death Ray]]
|-
|-
|[[fancy ball mask]]
|[[murderbot mask]]
|90
|150
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|13
|13
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|14
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
* +2 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights]] per day when equipped
* Makes you look like a Murderbot
|-
|-
|[[lihc face]]
|[[panhandle panhandling hat]]
|90
|150
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=175|175 Mus
|8
|23
|So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|25
|  
*[[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters|Drops]] +30%
|-
|-
|[[pig-iron helm]]
|[[plain paper hat]]
|90
|150
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|12
|13
|15
|
|
*Part of the [[Pork Elf Prizes]]
* +20 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]+7
* +25 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]+10
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30%
|-
|-
|[[safarrri hat]]
|[[Radio Free Baseball Cap]]
|90
|150
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|11
|20
|23
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +15
*Part of the [[Radio Free Regalia]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10 (vs. lions only)
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20
|-
|-
|[[stainless steel skullcap]]
|[[rave visor]]
|90
|150
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|22
|9
|10
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]]+20
*[[Damage Absorption]] +60
*Quest Item
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
|-
|-
|[[yellow plastic hard hat]]
|[[sleep mask]]
|90
|150
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|20
|9
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[cornuthaum]]
|85
|27 Moxie
|10
|10
|
|  
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Temporary Blindness]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|-
|[[asbestos helmet turtle]]
|[[snowman-enchanting tophat]]
|80
|150
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|20
|24
|So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|25
|  
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*Can turn enemies into snowmen
|-
|-
|[[clockwork hat]]
|[[spangly sombrero]]
|80
|150
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|12
|15
|16
|
|
*Part of the [[Clockwork Apparatus]]
*+3 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[Voluminous Radio Hat]]
|150
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|18
|20
|
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*Radio prize
|-
|-
|[[cold ninja mask]]
|[[warbear feathered fedora]]
|80
|150
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|13
|22
|24
|
|
*Part of the [[Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit]]
*+10% Items from [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBears]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[grass hat]]
|[[warbear lined ushanka]]
|80
|150
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|8
|19
|21
|
|
*Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
*So-So {{element|Supercold|Resistance}}
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +10
|-
|-
|[[miner's helmet]]
|[[warbear spiked helm]]
|80
|150
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|13
|17
|19
|
|
*Part of the [[Mining Gear]]
*+40 [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBear]] Armor Penetration
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[sequined fez]]
|[[wolf mask]]
|80
|150
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|11
|8
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|9
|-
|[[turtlemail coif]]
|80
|25 Moxie
|14
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*Part of the [[Furry Suit]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 4
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Baron von Ratsworth's tophat]]
|[[Mohawk wig]]
|75
|140
|22 Moxie
|data-sort-value=55|55 Mox
|25
|9
|All Attributes +5
|10
|  
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[willowy bonnet]]
|[[seven-gallon hat]]
|75
|140
|22 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|15
|16
|
|
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +40
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*Enables [[Rouse Sapling]] combat skill
*All Attributes +7
*Part of the [[Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel]]
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban]]
|[[fuzzy busby]]
|70
|130
|12 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mus
|28
|10
|11
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
|-
|-
|[[Crown of the Goblin King]]
|[[fuzzy earmuffs]]
|70
|130
|20 Moxie
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mys
|20
|13
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
|14
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[demon-horned hat]]
|[[fuzzy montera]]
|70
|130
|20 Moxie
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|15
|12
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
|-
|[[double-ice cap]]
|70
|20 Moxie
|13
|13
|
|
*[[Stunning|Stuns]] opponents who hit you
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-9 MP per adventure
*[[Combat Initiative]] +7%
*+10 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[goofily-plumed helmet]]
|[[spiky turtle helmet]]
|70
|130
|20 Moxie
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|20
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[meaty helmet turtle]]
|70
|20 Moxie
|17
|17
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|19
|-
|[[powdered wig]]
|70
|20 Moxie
|11
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +8
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per adventure
*+8 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[blue traffic cone]]
|[[dilapidated wizard hat]]
|60
|125
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mox
|15
|20
|22
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*+10 Hot Damage
*So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
*+15 Damage to Hot Spells
|-
|-
|[[filthy knitted dread sack]]
|[[giant yellow hat]]
|60
|125
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mox
|22
|14
|16
|
|
*Part of the [[Filthy Hippy Disguise]]
*+10 to Familiar Damage
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
*Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[goat beard]]
|[[Grimacite goggles]]
|60
|125
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mox
|9
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|[[green traffic cone]]
|60
|15 Moxie
|16
|16
|17
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[helm of the white knight]]
|[[muddy pirate hat]]
|60
|125
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mox
|20
|14
|16
|
|
*Regenerate 2-5 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
* +5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Elemental Resistance|Slight Resistance]] to All Elements
* [[Combat Initiative]] +20%
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin elite helm]]
|[[adobe ayam]]
|60
|120
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mys
|19
|9
|10
|
|
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
*+3 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*+20% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*[[Adobe Ayam Subscription|Subscribe]] for access to Premium Enchantments&trade;
|-
|-
|[[leather mask]]
|[[bellhop's hat]]
|60
|120
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|11
|12
|13
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-3</font>
*Helps you blend in at [[The Ice Hotel]]
|-
|-
|[[orange traffic cone]]
|[[bonedanna]]
|60
|120
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|17
|9
|9
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Elemental Resistance|Serious Spooky Resistance]]
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
|-
|-
|[[Orcish baseball cap]]
|[[chrome helmet turtle]]
|60
|120
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|17
|18
|
|20
*Part of the [[Frat Boy Ensemble]]
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*All Attributes +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-3</font>
|-
|-
|[[red traffic cone]]
|[[fez of etymology]]
|60
|120
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|14
|14
|16
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
|-
|[[fiberglass fedora]]
|120
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|16
|17
|
* +3 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
* +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
* Doubles the effectiveness of [[The Sonata of Sneakiness (skill)|The Sonata of Sneakiness]] and [[Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (skill)|Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation]]
|-
|[[flagstone fez]]
|120
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mys
|12
|13
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
* +5 [[Prismatic Damage]]
* Allows use of the [[Flagstone Fez Ritual]] skill in combat
|-
|[[Helm of the Scream Emperor]]
|120
|data-sort-value=0|None
|22
|26
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
* Part of the [[Raiments of the Final Boss]]
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
* +2 [[Stats from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
* All Attributes +5%
|-
|-
|[[tattered paper crown]]
|[[marble mariachi hat]]
|60
|120
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|18
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[yellow traffic cone]]
|60
|15 Moxie
|17
|17
|19
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +30%
*Deals [[Passive Damage]] to attackers
|-
|-
|[[barskin hat]]
|[[petrified wood whoopie panama]]
|55
|120
|12 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|10
|26
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|29
|  
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%
* +10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Change of Critical Hit]]
* Headbutt attacking foes
|-
|-
|[[meatloaf helmet]]
|[[porcelain porkpie]]
|55
|120
|12 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|14
|16
|17
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*Part of the [[Ceramic Suit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
*+20% Food Drops from Monsters
*Mysticality +20%
*Adds {{element|Sleaze Damage}} to all Pastamancer Spells
|-
|-
|[[pimpin' meat hat]]
|[[six-gallon hat]]
|55
|120
|12 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|14
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*All Attributes +6
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[astral chapeau]]
|[[stained glass stetson]]
|50
|120
|None
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mys
|13
|19
|21
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per adventure
*+5 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*+5 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*+5 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*+5 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*+5 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[balaclava]]
|[[wooden salad bowl]]
|50
|120
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|9
|15
|17
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[wrought-iron wig]]
|120
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|15
|16
|
|
*Part of the [[OK Lumberjack Outfit]]
*Part of the [[Wrought Wrappings]]
*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*+3 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*Makes [[Northern Explosion]] deal additional damage over time
|-
|-
|[[balloon helmet]]
|[[enchantlers]]
|50
|115
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=42|42 Mox
|13
|11
|[[Damage Absorption]] +20
|11
|  
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[clown wig]]
|[[oil cap]]
|50
|115
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=42|42 Mox
|8
|6
|7
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
* Part of the [[Oil Rig]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per adventure
* So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[gasmask]]
|[[Snow Queen Crown]]
|50
|115
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=42|42 Mox
|7
|14
|Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|16
|
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin visor]]
|[[f3d0r4]]
|50
|110
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|15
|6
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|6
|  
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
|-
|[[heavy crown]]
|110
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|10
|11
|
*All Attributes +5
*+5 to Familiar Damage
*[[Combat_Initiative|Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[leather aviator's cap]]
|[[moose antlers]]
|200
|110
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|18
|12
|13
|
|
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day equipped
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 1
* Kill 5% more skeletons
|-
|-
|[[paperclip turban]]
|[[pointy red hat]]
|50
|110
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|15
|12
|
|14
*Part of the [[Paperclippery]]
|
*All Attributes +5
*[[Damage Reduction]] 5
*Maximum HP/MP +5
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|-
|[[pixel hat]]
|[[yabba dabba doo rag]]
|50
|110
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|8
|16
|19
|
|
*Part of the [[8-Bit Finery]]
*Stupendous Stench [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+4)
*All Attributes +2
*Regenerate 5-10 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
|-
|-
|[[raspberry beret]]
|[[All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|14
|28
|So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|31
|-
|[[snow hat]]
|50
|10 Moxie
|7
|
|
*Part of the [[Snowman Suit]]
* +20 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 3
* So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
* +20% [[Items from Monsters#Candy|Candy Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[Sombrero De Vida]]
|[[Ancient Saucehelm]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mys
|14
|16
|17
|
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[User:VidaLondres|Vida Londres]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +11
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Sucker kabuto]]
|[[Big Candy's tophat]]
|50
|100
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|18
|
|
|12
* +25% [[Items from Monsters#Candy|Candy Drops from Monsters]]
|
* [[Damage Reduction]]: 5
*Part of the [[Sucker Samurai Suit]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|-
|[[basic meat fez]]
|[[Boris's Helm]]
|45
|100
|7 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|11
|12
|12
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
*[[Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Regenerate [[MP Regeneration|MP]] based on Level
*+5 [[Familiar Weight]] ''or'' +1 [[Clancy (companion)|Minstrel Level]]
|-
|-
|[[furry green turtle]]
|[[Boris's Helm (askew)]]
|45
|100
|7 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|18
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|20
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Regenerate [[MP Regeneration|MP]] based on Level
*+5 [[Familiar Weight]] ''or'' +1 [[Clancy (companion)|Minstrel Level]]
|-
|-
|[[irate sombrero]]
|[[bounty-hunting helmet]]
|45
|100
|7 Moxie
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|13
|20
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|21
|
*Part of the [[Bounty-Hunting Rig]]
*+20% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[pottery hat]]
|[[bowler]]
|40
|100
|&nbsp;
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|10
|6
|6
|
|
*Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Cold Resistance]]
*Part of the [[Bow Tux]]
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
|-
|[[basic meat helmet]]
|[[Brogre bucket hat]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|15
|15
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|17
|
*Part of the [[Brogre Brouture]]
*[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be more attracted to you]]
|-
|-
|[[bark beret]]
|[[centurion helmet]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|9
|15
|16
|
|
*Part of the [[Vestments of the Treeslayer]]
*Part of the [[Gladiatorial Glad Rags]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 4
*All Attributes +7
|-
|-
|[[foolscap fool's cap]]
|[[Colander of Em-er'il]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mys
|17
|18
|20
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-6 MP per adventure
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-2</font>
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|P]]s only
|-
|-
|[[ironic knit cap]]
|[[Crimbo hat]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|13
|9
|10
|
|
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[meat cowboy hat]]
|[[The Crown of Ed the Undying]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|19
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|23
|
*Free pull in an [[Actually Ed the Undying]] run
*Maximum HP/MP +50
*Combat Initiative +25%
*Ed's servants will level up faster
*Allows you to read thoughts
*Can be adjusted to have other enchantments
|-
|-
|[[mullet wig]]
|[[Crown of Thrones]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|14
| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|16
|
*Put a Familiar In It!
*That Familiar gains 1 Experience per Fight
|-
|-
|[[pentacorn hat]]
|[[depleted Grimacite ninja mask]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|12
|26
|&nbsp;
|29
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-25% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*+0-5 [[Extra PvP Fights]] based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[turtle wax helmet]]
|[[Disco 'Fro Pick]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|13
|15
|15
|Slight {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +11%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|-
|[[ancient turtle shell helmet]]
|[[draggin' ball hat]]
|35
|100
|2 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|24
|15
| +10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|17
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color=red>-3</font>
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
|-
|-
|[[Dolphin King's crown]]
|[[El Sombrero De Lopez]]
|35
|100
|2 Moxie
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|18
|All Attributes +2
|-
|[[enchanted eyepatch]]
|35
|2 Moxie
|17
|17
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|20
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[maiden wig]]
|[[Elder Turtle Shell]]
|35
|100
|2 Moxie
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|9
|16
|&nbsp;
|18
|-
|[[asshat]]
|30
|None
|6
|
|
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*+3 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+1 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[BRICKO hat]]
|[[Elf Guard red and white beret]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|24
|29
|
|
*Part of the [[BRICKOfig Outfit]]
*+5 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights]] per day when equipped (December only)
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +3
|-
|-
|[[bugbear beanie]]
|[[eXtreme scarf]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|12
|13
|13
|Part of the [[Bugbear Costume]]
|-
|[[chef's hat]]
|30
|None
|9
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*Part of the [[eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1 MP per Adventure
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Cloaca-Cola helmet]]
|[[fancy tophat]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|17
|11
|12
|
|
*Part of the [[Cloaca-Cola Uniform]]
*Part of the [[Fancy Tux]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[coconut shell]]
|[[five-gallon hat]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|14
|[[Damage Absorption]] +1
|15
|-
|[[Dyspepsi-Cola helmet]]
|30
|None
|19
|
|
*Part of the [[Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform]]
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
*All Attributes +5
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[festive holiday hat]]
|[[floaty rock helmet]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|17
|16
|18
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
*Part of the [[Floaty Fatigues]]
*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*+10% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[insane tophat]]
|[[Hairpiece On Fire]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|15
|Intrinsic effect: We're All Mad Here!
|17
|
* So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
* +4 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
* +5 [[Smithsness]]
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +X based on [[Smithsness]]
|-
|-
|[[metallic foil cat ears]]
|[[high-temperature mining mask]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|19
|26
|28
|
|
*Intrinsic effect: [[O Hai!]]
*Stupendous [[Elemental Resistance|Hot Resistance]] (+4)
**Changes combat text to Lolcat
*-100% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[pail]]
|[[ice pick]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|4
|7
|[[Damage Absorption]] +10
|8
|-
|[[parasitic headgnawer]]
|30
|None
|19
|
|
*Part of the [[Mutant Couture]] outfit
*+15% [[Items from Monsters]]
*Deals 2X-3X (max 30-45) player level [[Passive Damage|damage to attackers]], doubled under [[Yuletide Mutations]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[party hat]]
|[[iron helmet]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|8
|10
|11
|
|
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per Adventure ([[Festival of Jarlsberg]] only)
* So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-2 MP per adventure
* [[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[propeller beanie]]
|[[isotophat]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|15
|9
|[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|9
|
*Part of the [[Toxic Togs]]
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[skeletortoise]]
|[[linoleum helmet turtle]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|13
|20
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|22
|-
|[[Van der Graaf helmet]]
|30
|None
|17
|
|
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +15
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +10
*Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +10
|-
|-
|[[Ze™ goggles]]
|[[makeshift turban]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|15
|16
|16
|
|
* +25% [[Item Drops from Monsters]] (Underwater only)
*Part of the [[Terrycloth Tackle]]
* Note that the character count is based on the 7-character html representation of the trademark symbol
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*Interferes with your vision
|-
|-
|[[eyepatch]]
|[[Moonthril Circlet]]
|25
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|8
|16
|17
|
|
*Part of the [[Swashbuckling Getup]]
*Part of the [[Luniform]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +0-75% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[samurai turtle helmet]]
|[[outrageous sombrero]]
|25
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|19
|19
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
*All Attributes +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +2
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-20%</font>
|-
|-
|[[bum cheek]]
|[[oxygenated eggnog helmet]]
|20
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|8
|22
|Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|24
|
*<font color=red>-100%</font> [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-100%</font>
*Permits [[underwater adventuring]]
|-
|-
|[[Kentucky-style derby]]
|[[papier-mitre]]
|20
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|19
|12
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[knobby helmet turtle]]
|20
|None
|18
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
|-
|[[viking helmet]]
|20
|None
|12
|12
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|
* Part of the [[Pinata Provisions]]
* +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
* +2 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
* Helps you describe things
|-
|-
|[[oriole-feather headdress]]
|[[plaid cowboy hat]]
|15
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|23
|14
|16
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +1
*Weapon Damage +20
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +1
*So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
|-
|-
|[[anniversary concrete fedora]]
|[[Scalp of Gorgolok]]
|10
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|25
|15
|All Attributes +1
|17
|-
|[[beholed bedsheet]]
|10
|None
|15
|Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|-
|[[disco mask]]
|10
|None
|9
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[fire]]
|10
|None
|4
|
|
*+7 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Head on Fire, Ass Catching]]:
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
**[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[funny paper hat]]
|[[Seasonal Beret]]
|10
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|13
|14
|
|
*Comic Con item
*Prize for calendar art contest
*All Attributes +5
*All attributes +0 to 25% based on [[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[Hollandaise helmet]]
|[[shining star cap]]
|10
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|16
|
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Bonus for December only
|-
|[[sinister demon mask]]
|100
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|17
|17
|19
|
|
[[Spell Damage]] +1
* +25 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-25 HP per adventure
* +25% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[helmet turtle]]
|[[space beast fur hat]]
|10
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|12
|16
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[indie comic hipster glasses]]
|10
|None
|24
|All Attributes +5
|-
|[[invisible bag]]
|10
|None
|12
|Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|-
|[[jewel-eyed wizard hat]]
|10
|None
|19
|19
|
|
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +30
*Part of the [[Space Beast Furs]]
*-1 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
*[[MP Restorers|MP Regen]] based on level
|-
*+5 Duration to Buffs You Cast
|[[spelunker's fedora]]
*Allows casting of [[Magic Missile]]
|100
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|16
|18
|
*Part of the [[Spelunker's Gear]]
*All Attributes +10%
*+4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
*+2 Stat(s) Per Fight
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin harem veil]]
|[[spooky hockey mask]]
|10
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|19
|16
|18
|
|
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise]]
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[KoL Con 3-D Glasses]]
|[[Spooky Putty mitre]]
|10
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|16
|&nbsp;
|18
| 
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|-
|-
|[[mariachi hat]]
|[[sugar chapeau]]
|10
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|11
|12
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|13
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
*+10% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per adventure
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|-
|[[mummy costume]]
|[[sweatband]]
|10
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|12
|9
|Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|-
|[[opera mask]]
|10
|None
|9
|9
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-5</font>
* Part of the [[Workoutfit]]
*Will increase duration of next [[Accordion Thief|AT]] buff cast by 40% and then break
* +2 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
* [[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|-
|[[passable elf mask]]
|[[time helmet]]
|100
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|10
|10
|None
|11
|15
|
|&nbsp;
*Part of the [[Time Trappings]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[pumpkinhead mask]]
|[[tin tam]]
|10
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|6
|Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|7
|
* So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
* [[Damage Reduction]]: 5
* +1 [[Stats from Fights|Mysticality Stat per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[ravioli hat]]
|[[training helmet]]
|10
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|10
|14
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|15
|
*Quest item
*[[Combat Initiative]] -50%
*+25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%
|-
|[[Tropical Crimbo Hat]]
|100
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|17
|19
|
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[warbear dress helmet]]
|100
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|18
|20
|
*Part of the [[Warbear Dress Armor]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
*+25% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|[[warbear foil hat]]
|100
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|16
|
* +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
* (additional +10lbs. to [[:Category:Robotic Familiars|Robotic Familiars]])
* Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|[[wumpus-hair wig]]
|100
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|14
|15
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=red>-5</font>
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|[[Xiblaxian stealth cowl]]
|100
|data-sort-value=0|None
|20
|22
|
*Part of the [[Xiblaxian Stealth Suit]]
*Monsters will be less attracted to you
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
|-
|[[yak toupee]]
|100
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|9
|10
|
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per Adventure
|-
|[[Cerebral Cloche]]
|90
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|14
|15
|
*Part of the [[Encephalic Ensemble]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +15
*Jellyfish Vision
|-
|[[fancy ball mask]]
|90
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|13
|15
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|-
|[[gravyskin hat]]
|90
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|12
|13
|
*+11 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
|-
|[[lihc face]]
|90
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|8
|9
|
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[pig-iron helm]]
|90
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|12
|13
|
*Part of the [[Pork Elf Prizes]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]+7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]+10
|-
|[[safarrri hat]]
|90
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|11
|12
|
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10 (vs. lions only)
|-
|[[stainless steel skullcap]]
|90
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|22
|24
|
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +30
*[[Damage Absorption]] +60
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
|-
|[[yellow plastic hard hat]]
|90
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|20
|23
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[cornuthaum]]
|85
|data-sort-value=27|27 Mox
|10
|10
|
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[hot daub bun]]
|85
|data-sort-value=27|27 Mys
|10
|12
|
* Part of the [[Hot Daub Ensemble]]
* +9 {{element|Hot}}
* +9 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
|-
|[[worn tophat]]
|85
|data-sort-value=27|27 Mox
|10
|11
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|[[asbestos helmet turtle]]
|80
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|20
|22
|
*So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|[[clockwork hat]]
|80
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|12
|13
|
*Part of the [[Clockwork Apparatus]]
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[cold ninja mask]]
|80
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|13
|15
|
*Part of the [[Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|[[four-gallon hat]]
|80
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|15
|
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +4
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|[[grass hat]]
|80
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|8
|9
|
*Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +10
|-
|[[miner's helmet]]
|80
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|13
|14
|
*Part of the [[Mining Gear]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[sequined fez]]
|80
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|11
|12
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[turtlemail coif]]
|80
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|14
|15
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 4
|-
|[[Baron von Ratsworth's tophat]]
|75
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mox
|25
|28
|
*All Attributes +5
|-
|[[pickelhaube]]
|75
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mox
|11
|11
|
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
|-
|[[willowy bonnet]]
|75
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mox
|13
|14
|
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40
*Enables [[Rouse Sapling]] combat skill
*Part of the [[Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel]]
|-
|[[bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban]]
|70
|data-sort-value=12|12 Mys
|28
|30
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +5
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
|-
|[[Crown of the Goblin King]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|20
|24
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
|-
|[[demon-horned hat]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|15
|16
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
|-
|[[double-ice cap]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|13
|14
|
*[[Stunning|Stuns]] opponents who hit you
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-9 MP per adventure
*+10 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[goofily-plumed helmet]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|20
|21
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[meaty helmet turtle]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|17
|19
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[powdered wig]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|11
|12
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per adventure
|-
|[[Yeg's Motel shower cap]]
|66
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|22
|
*Superhuman {{element|Spooky|Resistance}} (+5)
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +66%
*Extremely fragile (will be destroyed if you are hit in combat)
*'''This item will disappear at the end of the day.'''
|-
|[[neoprene skullcap]]
|65
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|17
|
*[[Moxie]] +7
|-
|[[blue traffic cone]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|15
|17
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|[[filthy knitted dread sack]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|22
|25
|
*Part of the [[Filthy Hippy Disguise]]
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[goat beard]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|9
|10
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|[[green traffic cone]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|16
|18
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|-
|[[helm of the white knight]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|20
|24
|
*Regenerate 2-5 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*[[Elemental Resistance|Slight Resistance]] to All Elements
|-
|[[Knob Goblin elite helm]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|19
|22
|
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[leather mask]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|11
|12
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=red>-3</font>
|-
|[[orange traffic cone]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|17
|19
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[Orcish baseball cap]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|17
|19
|
*Part of the [[Frat Boy Ensemble]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color=red>-3</font>
|-
|[[red traffic cone]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|14
|16
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|[[suspicious-looking fedora]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|14
|15
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +6
|-
|[[tattered paper crown]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|18
|20
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[three-gallon hat]]
|60
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|16
|
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +3
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|[[yellow traffic cone]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|17
|19
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-
|[[barskin hat]]
|55
|data-sort-value=12|12 Mox
|10
|11
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[meatloaf helmet]]
|55
|data-sort-value=12|12 Mox
|14
|15
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
|-
|[[pimpin' meat hat]]
|55
|data-sort-value=12|12 Mox
|14
|16
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
|[[4-dimensional fez]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|17
|
*+4 Maximum [[Hooch]]
|-
|[[aerogel akubra]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|
*Part of the [[Aeroutfit]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*Lets you use Spirit Snap multiple times per fight
|-
|[[astral chapeau]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per adventure
|-
|[[balaclava]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|9
|9
|
*Part of the [[OK Lumberjack Outfit]]
*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|[[balloon helmet]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|13
|14
|
*[[Damage Absorption]] +20
|-
|[[barrelhead]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|10
|10
|
*Part of the [[Cooper's Couture]]
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +25
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per adventure
|-
|[[chalk chapeau]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
* +3 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights]] per day when equipped
* Regenerate 3-6 [[HP_Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP_Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
* [[Deleveling|Weakens]] attackers
|-
|[[chiffon chapeau]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|15
|
* +2 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
* +10 {{element|Spooky}}
* +10 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
* Deals [[Passive Damage|Cold Damage]] each round
|-
|[[clown wig]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|8
|9
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|-
|[[crepe paper phrygian cap]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|21
|24
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
* +10 {{element|Stench}}
* +10 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
* Pull down to avoid monsters
|-
|[[FantasyRealm Mage's Hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|21
|23
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
|-
|[[FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|23
|25
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15
|-
|[[FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|25
|27
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
|-
|[[gabardine garibaldi]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|19
|
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +20
* Increases the damage of [[Saucegeyser]] by 35% to 50%
|-
|[[gasmask]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|7
|7
|
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|-
|[[green cloth cap]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|15
|
* Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +15
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +15
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[Knob Goblin visor]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|15
|17
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[leather aviator's cap]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|18
|21
|
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day equipped
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 1
* Kill 5% more skeletons
|-
|[[lemon party hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|13
|15
|
* +50% [[Items from Monsters#Candy|Candy Drops from Monsters]]
* Disappears at the end of the day
|-
|[[loofah lumberjack's hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|21
|23
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
* [[HP_Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-25 HP per adventure
* Allows use of the [[Loofah Head-Scratch]] skill in combat
|-
|[[moss mitre]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|10
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}} (+2)
*Lets you [[Soul Genuflection|spend Soulsauce]] to heal
|-
|[[paperclip turban]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|15
|16
|
*Part of the [[Paperclippery]]
*All Attributes +5
*Maximum HP/MP +5
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|[[paraffin pith helmet]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|20
|
*Part of the [[Paraffinalia]]
*+2 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
*+10 {{element|Cold}}
*Lets you unleash a [[Prismatic Damage|prismatic attack]]
|-
|[[pixel hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|8
|9
|
*Part of the [[8-Bit Finery]]
*All Attributes +2
|-
|[[PirateRealm party hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|21
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
*Gain more [[FunPoints]] during [[PirateRealm]] adventures
|-
|[[polyester panama hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|20
|
*Part of the [[Synthetic Suit]]
*+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
*+10% Meat from Monsters
*Adds Damage to Disco Dances
|-
|[[primitive alien mask]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|18
|20
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +20
* +2 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day when equipped
* Reveals your inner alien
|-
|[[radiation-resistant helmet]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|25
|26
|
*Part of the [[High-Radiation Mining Gear]]
*-10% Item Drops from Monsters
|-
|[[raspberry beret]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|14
|15
|
*So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|[[real cowboy hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|15
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to cowmanbob
*+3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
*Demonstrates your commitment to the west
|-
|[[smooth velvet hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|15
|17
|
* +1 Disco Style
|-
|[[snow hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|7
|8
|
*Part of the [[Snowman Suit]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 3
|-
|[[Sombrero De Vida]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|14
|16
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[User:VidaLondres|Vida Londres]]
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
|-
|[[sucker kabuto]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*Part of the [[Sucker Samurai Suit]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|[[topeé]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|5
|
*Part of the [[Topiaria]]
*Serious Stench Resistance (+3)
*Serious Hot Resistance (+3)
*&amp;eacute; counts as 8 characters at least for Mad Tea Party (thus 12 total), not sure about PvP
|-
|[[toy Crimbot mega face]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|21
|
*Part of the [[Crimbot Crimboutfit]]
*+10% Item Drops from Monsters
*+1 Crimbot Outfit Power
*Allows use of LIGHT in combat
|-
|[[warbear plain fedora]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|18
|20
|
*+5% Items from [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBears]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +50
|-
|[[warbear plain helm]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|16
|18
|
*+20 [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBear]] Armor Penetration
*[[Weapon Damage]] +25%
*[[Spell Damage]] +50%
|-
|[[warbear plain ushanka]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|19
|21
|
*Slight {{element|Supercold|Resistance}}
*So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*Regenerate 10-15 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
|[[wax hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|6
|7
|
* Part of the [[Wax Wardrobe]]
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +10
|-
|[[basic meat fez]]
|45
|data-sort-value=7|7 Mox
|12
|14
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|-
|[[furry green turtle]]
|45
|data-sort-value=7|7 Mox
|16
|18
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[irate sombrero]]
|45
|data-sort-value=7|7 Mox
|13
|14
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|[[bark beret]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|9
|10
|
*Part of the [[Vestments of the Treeslayer]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 4
|-
|[[basic meat helmet]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|15
|17
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[foolscap fool's cap]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|17
|19
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color=red>-2</font>
|-
|[[ironic knit cap]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|13
|15
|
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +20
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|-
|[[meat cowboy hat]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|13
|15
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[mullet wig]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|9
|10
| 
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[pentacorn hat]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|12
|13
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[pottery hat]]
|40
|data-sort-value=0|None
|10
|11
|
*Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Cold Resistance]]
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[turtle wax helmet]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|15
|17
|
*Slight {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|[[two-gallon hat]]
|40
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +2
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|[[ancient turtle shell helmet]]
|35
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mox
|24
|27
| 
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|[[Dolphin King's crown]]
|35
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mox
|18
|20
|
*All Attributes +2
|-
|[[enchanted eyepatch]]
|35
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mox
|17
|18
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|[[maiden wig]]
|35
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mox
|9
|10
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[asshat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|6
|6
|
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*+1 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[BRICKO hat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|10
|
*Part of the [[BRICKOfig Outfit]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +3
|-
|[[bugbear beanie]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|
*Part of the [[Bugbear Costume]]
|-
|[[chef's hat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|10
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1 MP per Adventure
|-
|[[Cloaca-Cola helmet]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|18
|
*Part of the [[Cloaca-Cola Uniform]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
|-
|[[coconut shell]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*[[Damage Absorption]] +1
|-
|[[Dyspepsi-Cola helmet]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|20
|
*Part of the [[Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
|-
|[[festive holiday hat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|19
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|[[insane tophat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*Intrinsic effect: We're All Mad Here!
|-
|[[Jarlsberg's hat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|15
|
*Mysticality +5
*Regenerate 4-5 MP per adventure
*+1 Mysticality Stat Per Fight
*Quest Item
|-
|[[metallic foil cat ears]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|22
|
*Intrinsic effect: [[O Hai!]]
|-
|[[pail]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|4
|4
|
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
|-
|[[parasitic headgnawer]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|20
|
*Part of the [[Mutant Couture]] outfit
*Deals 2X-3X (max 30-45) player level [[Passive Damage|damage to attackers]], doubled under [[Yuletide Mutations]]
|-
|[[party hat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|8
|9
|
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per Adventure ([[Festival of Jarlsberg]] only)
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|[[propeller beanie]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|16
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|-
|[[skeletortoise]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|13
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|-
|[[Van der Graaf helmet]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|20
|
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +15
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
|-
|[[Ze™ goggles]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|17
|
* +25% [[Item Drops from Monsters]] (Underwater only)
* Note that the character count is based on the 7-character html representation of the trademark symbol
|-
|[[eyepatch]]
|25
|data-sort-value=0|None
|8
|8
|
*Part of the [[Swashbuckling Getup]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
|[[samurai turtle helmet]]
|25
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|21
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +2
|-
|[[brown paper bag mask]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|20
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +3
|-
|[[bum cheek]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|8
|9
|
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|-
|[[crêepy mask]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|10
|11
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]]+2
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +5
|-
|[[Kentucky-style derby]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|20
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[knobby helmet turtle]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|20
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
|-
|[[one-gallon hat]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +1
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|[[oversized skullcap]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|18
|
*Muscle +2
*Damage Reduction: 3
|-
|[[viking helmet]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[oriole-feather headdress]]
|15
|data-sort-value=0|None
|23
|24
|
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +1
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +1
|-
|[[silent beret]]
|13
|data-sort-value=0|None
|11
|12
|
*All Attributes <font color=red>-30%</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-50%</font>
*[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you]].
|-
|[[anniversary concrete fedora]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|25
|27
|
*All Attributes +1
|-
|[[beholed bedsheet]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|16
|
*Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|-
|[[brainwave-controlled unicorn horn]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|31
|33
|
*Part of the [[Animelf Apparel]]
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +20
*Enables Friendship. And Goring.
|-
|[[dice-print do-rag]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|17
|
* +1 Random Monster Modifier
|-
|[[Dinsey mascot mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|18
|
*Quest item
*-50% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] -100%
*Changes Your Avatar
|-
|[[disco mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|10
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|[[The Emperor's new hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|17
|
*Part of [[The Emperor's New Clothes]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +X (where X is your current level)
|-
|[[fire]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|4
|4
|
*+7 {{element|Hot}}
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Head on Fire, Ass Catching]]:
|-
|[[funny paper hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|15
|
*Comic Con item
*All Attributes +5
|-
|[[Hat O' Nine Tails]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|17
|
* Given to players who attended KoL Con IX
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +9%
|-
|[[helmet turtle]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[Hollandaise helmet]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|18
|
* [[Spell Damage]] +1
|-
|[[indie comic hipster glasses]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|24
|27
|
*All Attributes +5
|-
|[[insulting hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
* +3 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
|-
|[[invisible bag]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|-
|[[jewel-eyed wizard hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|21
|
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +30
*-1 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]
*[[MP Regeneration|MP Regen]] based on level
*+5 Duration to Buffs You Cast
*Allows casting of [[Magic Missile]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[Knob Goblin harem veil]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|22
|
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise]]
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|-
|[[KoL Con 3-D Glasses]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|19
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[makeshift yakuza mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|21
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] -10
|-
|[[mariachi hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|11
|12
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|[[mummy costume]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|-
|[[opera mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|10
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=red>-5</font>
*Will increase duration of next [[Accordion Thief|AT]] buff cast by 40% and then break
|-
|[[passable elf mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|17
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[prismatic beret]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|15
|
*Variable [[Damage Absorption]]
*Variable [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]
*Variable [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]]
*Variable [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]]
*Variable Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]
*Variable Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]]
*Variable [[Items from Monsters|Hat Drops from Monsters]]
*Variable [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*Variable [[Prismatic Damage]]
*[[Beret Boast|Boast about]], [[Beret Blast|blast from]], or [[Beret Busking|busk with]] your beret
|-
|[[pumpkinhead mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|16
|
*Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|-
|[[ravioli hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|10
|11
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|-
|[[seal-skull helmet]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|17
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +1
|-
|[[snorkel]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|7
|7
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[space trooper helmet]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|20
|
*All Attributes +5
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[superhero mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|
*Comic Con item
*All Attributes +5
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[webbed comic mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|17
|
*All Attributes +5
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[witch hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|8
|9
|
*Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|-
|[[wolfman mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|11
|12
|
*Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|-
|[[The Clown Crown]]
|0
|data-sort-value=0|None
|10
|11
|
*Quest item, Spelunky only
*-6 Luck
|-
|[[mining helmet]]
|0
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*Quest item, Spelunky only
*Damage Reduction: 2
*Lights Dark Places
|-
|-
|[[seal-skull helmet]]
|[[spelunking fedora]]
|10
|0
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|16
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +1
|17
|-
|[[snorkel]]
|10
|None
|7
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[space trooper helmet]]
|10
|None
|18
|
|
*Quest item, Spelunky only
*All Attributes +5
*All Attributes +5
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[superhero mask]]
|[[X-ray goggles]]
|10
|0
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|11
|13
|13
|
|
*Comic Con item
*Quest item, Spelunky only
*All Attributes +5
*Moxie -5
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*+5 Luck
|-
*Reveals Secrets
|[[webbed comic mask]]
|10
|None
|15
|
*All Attributes +5
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[witch hat]]
|10
|None
|8
|Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|-
|[[wolfman mask]]
|10
|None
|11
|Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|}
|}


Latest revision as of 22:07, 24 August 2025

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Hats are articles of armor worn on your head. Their Power rating acts as Damage Absorption, as well as increasing the damage done by a Turtle Tamer's Headbutt attack.

Hats can also be equipped on a Mad Hatrack familiar to give it new abilities. When you visit The Mad Tea Party, the number of (non-space) characters in the name of the hat you are wearing determines the buff you receive.

Name Power Req Chars (Tea Party) Chars (PvP) Notes
Covers-Your-Head 300 250 Mox 16 16
Great Wolf's headband 300 250 Mus 19 21
Mayor Ghost's toupee 300 250 Mys 18 20
Thunkula's drinking cap 300 250 Mys 21 23
Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap 300 250 Mus 28 30
zombie mariachi hat 300 250 Mox 17 19
cool iron helmet 250 200 Mox 14 16
  • Part of the Cool Irons
  • Damage Reduction: 20
  • Serious Hot Resistance
hangman's hood 250 200 Mus 13 14
warbear electro-spiked helm 250 110 Mus 25 27
  • +60 WarBear Armor Penetration
  • Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5)
  • All Attributes -25%
warbear fancy fedora 250 110 Mus 18 20
warbear heated ushanka 250 110 Mus 20 22
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 225 50 Mox 21 23
intimidating coiffure 225 200 Mox 20 21
  • All Attributes +25%
wolfskull mask 225 200 Mox 13 14
eleven-gallon hat 220 None 16 17
8-billed baseball cap 200 85 Mox 19 21
Admiral's hat 200 85 Mox 12 13
aerated diving helmet 200 85 Mox 19 21
battered old top-hat 200 200 Mox 18 20
biker's hat 200 85 Mox 10 11
Brimstone Beret 200 30 Mox 14 15
  • Moxie +50%
  • Muscle -20%
  • Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
  • AT's BM reward
corrosive cowl 200 150 Mox 13 14
crappy Mer-kin mask 200 85 Mox 17 19
crown-shaped beanie 200 200 Mox 18 19
crumpled felt fedora 200 200 Mox 18 20
cursed eyepatch 200 85 Mus 14 15
Dinsey's brain 200 100 Mox 13 14
dreadful fedora 200 200 Mox 14 15
eelskin hat 200 85 Mys 10 11
El Vibrato helmet 200 200 Mox 15 17
electrician's hardhat 200 85 Mus 20 21
feathered headdress 200 85 Mys 18 19
foam commodore's hat 200 85 Mox 18 20
Frosty's old silk hat 200 200 Mus 18 21
ganger bandana 200 85 Mox 13 14
Goggles of Loathing 200 150 Mys 17 19
googly-ball hat 200 111 Mox 14 15
googly-heart hat 200 111 Mox 15 16
googly-star hat 200 111 Mox 14 15
hardened slime hat 200 200 Mox 16 18
hazmat helmet 200 85 Mox 12 13
Hodgman's porkpie hat 200 200 Mox 19 21
The Jokester's wig 200 50 Mox 13 14
lava balaclava 200 40 Mox 13 14
Lens of Hatred 200 125 Mox 12 14
Lens of Violence 200 125 Mys 14 16
longhaired hippy wig 200 85 Mox 18 20
lucky army helmet 200 4 Mus 15 17
MAHI fez 200 85 Mox 7 8
Mer-kin bunwig 200 85 Mox 13 14
Mer-kin facecowl 200 85 Mox 15 16
Mer-kin gladiator mask 200 85 Mus 20 20
Mer-kin headguard 200 85 Mox 16 17
Mer-kin scholar mask 200 85 Mys 20 22
Mer-kin sneakmask 200 85 Mox 16 17
moist sailor's cap 200 85 Mox 16 18
The Necbromancer's Hat 200 200 Mox 17 22
no hat 200 150 Mox 5 6
  • Variable effect
norwhal helmet 200 50 Mys 13 14
nurse's hat 200 85 Mox 10 11
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 200 200 Mys 24 27
orange peel hat 200 85 Mox 13 15
rusty diving helmet 200 85 Mox 17 19
Satan hat 200 75 Mys 8 9
sea cowboy hat 200 85 Mox 12 14
shapeless wide-brimmed hat 200 200 Mox 24 26
slime-covered helmet 200 200 Mox 19 20
sponge helmet 200 85 Mox 12 13
straw hat 200 85 Mox 8 9
ten-gallon hat 200 None 13 14
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap 200 200 Mox 22 25
water-polo cap 200 85 Mox 13 14
wreath of laurels 200 85 Mox 15 17
Zombo's skullcap 200 200 Mus 15 16
duct tape fedora 195 82 Mox 14 16
stone baseball cap 195 82 Mox 16 18
bat hat 180 75 Mox 6 7
catskin cap 180 75 Mox 10 11
nasty rat mask 180 75 Mox 12 14
nine-gallon hat 180 None 14 15
plexiglass pith helmet 180 75 Mox 20 22
honeycap 175 72 Mox 8 8
toy space helmet 175 72 Mox 14 16
wool hat 175 72 Mox 7 8
beer helmet 170 70 Mox 10 11
ghast iron Garibaldi 170 70 Mox 18 20
lynyrdskin cap 170 70 Mox 13 14
mummy mask 170 70 Mox 9 10
reinforced beaded headband 170 70 Mox 24 26
black cowboy hat 165 67 Mox 14 16
dwarvish war helmet 165 67 Mox 17 19
mesh cap 165 50 Mox 7 8
snailmail coif 165 67 Mox 13 14
star hat 165 67 Mox 7 8
big bad voodoo mask 160 65 Mox 16 19
black helmet 160 65 Mus 11 12
cold water bottle 160 65 Mox 15 17
eight-gallon hat 160 None 15 16
guard turtle shell 160 65 Mox 16 18
sealhide hood 160 65 Mox 12 13
giant discarded bottlecap 155 62 Mox 23 25
spaghetti cult mask 155 62 Mox 17 19
antique helmet 150 60 Mus 13 14
antique nutcracker hat 150 30 Mox 20 22
biomechanical crimborg helmet 150 60 Mox 27 29
brown felt tophat 150 60 Mox 15 17
clingfilm cap 150 60 Mox 12 13
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 150 40 Mox 22 25
extra-large palm-frond toupee 150 60 Mox 27 29
fireman's helmet 150 60 Mus 14 16
football helmet 150 60 Mox 14 15  
gold crown 150 60 Mox 9 10
Grimacite gasmask 150 40 Mox 16 17
grungy bandana 150 60 Mox 13 14
Mark I Steam-Hat 150 60 Mox 14 16
Mark II Steam-Hat 150 60 Mox 15 17
Mark III Steam-Hat 150 60 Mox 16 18
Mark IV Steam-Hat 150 60 Mox 15 17
Mark V Steam-Hat 150 60 Mox 14 16
murderbot mask 150 30 Mox 13 14
panhandle panhandling hat 150 175 Mus 23 25
plain paper hat 150 60 Mox 13 15
Radio Free Baseball Cap 150 60 Mox 20 23
rave visor 150 60 Mox 9 10
sleep mask 150 60 Mox 9 10
snowman-enchanting tophat 150 35 Mox 24 25
spangly sombrero 150 60 Mox 15 16
Voluminous Radio Hat 150 60 Mox 18 20
warbear feathered fedora 150 60 Mus 22 24
warbear lined ushanka 150 60 Mus 19 21
warbear spiked helm 150 60 Mus 17 19
wolf mask 150 60 Mox 8 9
Mohawk wig 140 55 Mox 9 10
seven-gallon hat 140 None 15 16
fuzzy busby 130 50 Mus 10 11
fuzzy earmuffs 130 50 Mys 13 14
fuzzy montera 130 50 Mox 12 13
spiky turtle helmet 130 50 Mox 17 19
dilapidated wizard hat 125 47 Mox 20 22
  • +10 Hot Damage
  • +15 Damage to Hot Spells
giant yellow hat 125 47 Mox 14 16
  • +10 to Familiar Damage
  • +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
  • Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure
Grimacite goggles 125 47 Mox 16 17
muddy pirate hat 125 47 Mox 14 16
adobe ayam 120 40 Mys 9 10
bellhop's hat 120 35 Mox 12 13
bonedanna 120 45 Mox 9 9
chrome helmet turtle 120 45 Mox 18 20
  • All Attributes +5
fez of etymology 120 45 Mox 14 16
fiberglass fedora 120 40 Mox 16 17
flagstone fez 120 40 Mys 12 13
Helm of the Scream Emperor 120 None 22 26
marble mariachi hat 120 40 Mox 17 19
petrified wood whoopie panama 120 40 Mox 26 29
porcelain porkpie 120 40 Mox 16 17
  • Part of the Ceramic Suit
  • +20% Food Drops from Monsters
  • Mysticality +20%
  • Adds to all Pastamancer Spells
six-gallon hat 120 None 13 14
stained glass stetson 120 40 Mys 19 21
wooden salad bowl 120 45 Mox 15 17  
wrought-iron wig 120 40 Mox 15 16
enchantlers 115 42 Mox 11 11
oil cap 115 42 Mox 6 7
Snow Queen Crown 115 42 Mox 14 16
f3d0r4 110 40 Mox 6 6
heavy crown 110 40 Mox 10 11
moose antlers 110 40 Mox 12 13
pointy red hat 110 40 Mox 12 14
yabba dabba doo rag 110 40 Mox 16 19
  • Stupendous Stench Resistance (+4)
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 100 35 Mox 28 31
Ancient Saucehelm 100 15 Mys 16 17
Big Candy's tophat 100 None 16 18
Boris's Helm 100 None 11 12
Boris's Helm (askew) 100 None 18 20
bounty-hunting helmet 100 25 Mox 20 21
bowler 100 35 Mox 6 6
Brogre bucket hat 100 35 Mox 15 17
centurion helmet 100 35 Mox 15 16
Colander of Em-er'il 100 15 Mys 18 20
Crimbo hat 100 35 Mox 9 10
The Crown of Ed the Undying 100 None 19 23
  • Free pull in an Actually Ed the Undying run
  • Maximum HP/MP +50
  • Combat Initiative +25%
  • Ed's servants will level up faster
  • Allows you to read thoughts
  • Can be adjusted to have other enchantments
Crown of Thrones 100 None 14 16
  • Put a Familiar In It!
  • That Familiar gains 1 Experience per Fight
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 100 35 Mox 26 29
Disco 'Fro Pick 100 15 Mox 13 15
draggin' ball hat 100 35 Mox 15 17
El Sombrero De Lopez 100 15 Mox 17 20
Elder Turtle Shell 100 15 Mus 16 18
Elf Guard red and white beret 100 None 24 29
  • +5 PvP fights per day when equipped (December only)
eXtreme scarf 100 35 Mox 12 13
fancy tophat 100 35 Mox 11 12
five-gallon hat 100 None 14 15
floaty rock helmet 100 35 Mox 16 18
Hairpiece On Fire 100 None 15 17
high-temperature mining mask 100 35 Mox 26 28
ice pick 100 None 7 8
iron helmet 100 20 Mox 10 11
isotophat 100 35 Mox 9 9
linoleum helmet turtle 100 35 Mox 20 22
makeshift turban 100 35 Mox 15 16
Moonthril Circlet 100 40 Mox 16 17
outrageous sombrero 100 None 18 19
oxygenated eggnog helmet 100 None 22 24
papier-mitre 100 20 Mox 12 12
plaid cowboy hat 100 35 Mox 14 16
  • Weapon Damage +20
  • So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
Scalp of Gorgolok 100 15 Mus 15 17
Seasonal Beret 100 None 13 14
  • Prize for calendar art contest
  • All attributes +0 to 25% based on Grimace darkness
shining star cap 100 None 14 16
sinister demon mask 100 35 Mox 17 19
space beast fur hat 100 35 Mox 16 19
spelunker's fedora 100 35 Mox 16 18
  • Part of the Spelunker's Gear
  • All Attributes +10%
  • +4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
  • +2 Stat(s) Per Fight
spooky hockey mask 100 35 Mox 16 18
Spooky Putty mitre 100 None 16 18
sugar chapeau 100 None 12 13
sweatband 100 35 Mox 9 9
time helmet 100 35 Mox 10 11
tin tam 100 None 6 7
training helmet 100 10 Mox 14 15
Tropical Crimbo Hat 100 35 Mox 17 19
warbear dress helmet 100 35 Mox 18 20
warbear foil hat 100 None 14 16
wumpus-hair wig 100 35 Mox 14 15
Xiblaxian stealth cowl 100 None 20 22
yak toupee 100 35 Mox 9 10
Cerebral Cloche 90 30 Mox 14 15
fancy ball mask 90 15 Mox 13 15
gravyskin hat 90 30 Mox 12 13
lihc face 90 30 Mox 8 9
pig-iron helm 90 30 Mox 12 13
safarrri hat 90 30 Mox 11 12
stainless steel skullcap 90 30 Mox 22 24
yellow plastic hard hat 90 30 Mox 20 23  
cornuthaum 85 27 Mox 10 10
hot daub bun 85 27 Mys 10 12
worn tophat 85 27 Mox 10 11
asbestos helmet turtle 80 25 Mox 20 22
clockwork hat 80 25 Mox 12 13
cold ninja mask 80 25 Mox 13 15
four-gallon hat 80 None 14 15
grass hat 80 25 Mox 8 9
miner's helmet 80 25 Mox 13 14
sequined fez 80 25 Mox 11 12
turtlemail coif 80 25 Mox 14 15
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 75 22 Mox 25 28
  • All Attributes +5
pickelhaube 75 22 Mox 11 11
willowy bonnet 75 22 Mox 13 14
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 70 12 Mys 28 30
Crown of the Goblin King 70 20 Mox 20 24
demon-horned hat 70 20 Mox 15 16
double-ice cap 70 20 Mox 13 14
goofily-plumed helmet 70 20 Mox 20 21  
meaty helmet turtle 70 20 Mox 17 19
powdered wig 70 20 Mox 11 12
Yeg's Motel shower cap 66 None 19 22
  • Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5)
  • Moxie +66%
  • Extremely fragile (will be destroyed if you are hit in combat)
  • This item will disappear at the end of the day.
neoprene skullcap 65 None 16 17
blue traffic cone 60 15 Mox 15 17
filthy knitted dread sack 60 15 Mox 22 25
goat beard 60 15 Mox 9 10
green traffic cone 60 15 Mox 16 18
helm of the white knight 60 15 Mox 20 24
Knob Goblin elite helm 60 15 Mox 19 22
leather mask 60 15 Mox 11 12
orange traffic cone 60 15 Mox 17 19
Orcish baseball cap 60 15 Mox 17 19
red traffic cone 60 15 Mox 14 16
suspicious-looking fedora 60 15 Mox 14 15
tattered paper crown 60 15 Mus 18 20
three-gallon hat 60 None 15 16
yellow traffic cone 60 15 Mox 17 19
barskin hat 55 12 Mox 10 11
meatloaf helmet 55 12 Mox 14 15
pimpin' meat hat 55 12 Mox 14 16
4-dimensional fez 50 None 16 17
aerogel akubra 50 None 13 14
astral chapeau 50 None 13 14
balaclava 50 10 Mox 9 9
balloon helmet 50 10 Mox 13 14
barrelhead 50 10 Mox 10 10
chalk chapeau 50 None 12 13
chiffon chapeau 50 None 14 15
clown wig 50 10 Mox 8 9
crepe paper phrygian cap 50 None 21 24
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 50 None 21 23
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 50 None 23 25
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm 50 None 25 27
gabardine garibaldi 50 None 18 19
gasmask 50 10 Mox 7 7
green cloth cap 50 None 13 15
Knob Goblin visor 50 10 Mox 15 17
leather aviator's cap 50 10 Mox 18 21
lemon party hat 50 10 Mox 13 15
loofah lumberjack's hat 50 None 21 23
moss mitre 50 None 9 10
paperclip turban 50 10 Mox 15 16
paraffin pith helmet 50 None 18 20
pixel hat 50 10 Mox 8 9
PirateRealm party hat 50 None 19 21
polyester panama hat 50 None 18 20
  • Part of the Synthetic Suit
  • +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
  • +10% Meat from Monsters
  • Adds Damage to Disco Dances
primitive alien mask 50 10 Mox 18 20
radiation-resistant helmet 50 None 25 26
raspberry beret 50 10 Mox 14 15
real cowboy hat 50 None 13 15
  • A custom item given to cowmanbob
  • +3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
  • Demonstrates your commitment to the west
smooth velvet hat 50 10 Mox 15 17
  • +1 Disco Style
snow hat 50 10 Mox 7 8
Sombrero De Vida 50 10 Mox 14 16
sucker kabuto 50 None 12 13
topeé 50 None 12 5
  • Part of the Topiaria
  • Serious Stench Resistance (+3)
  • Serious Hot Resistance (+3)
  • &eacute; counts as 8 characters at least for Mad Tea Party (thus 12 total), not sure about PvP
toy Crimbot mega face 50 None 18 21
  • Part of the Crimbot Crimboutfit
  • +10% Item Drops from Monsters
  • +1 Crimbot Outfit Power
  • Allows use of LIGHT in combat
warbear plain fedora 50 10 Mus 18 20
warbear plain helm 50 10 Mus 16 18
warbear plain ushanka 50 10 Mus 19 21
wax hat 50 10 Mus 6 7
basic meat fez 45 7 Mox 12 14
furry green turtle 45 7 Mox 16 18
irate sombrero 45 7 Mox 13 14
bark beret 40 5 Mox 9 10
basic meat helmet 40 5 Mox 15 17
foolscap fool's cap 40 5 Mox 17 19
ironic knit cap 40 5 Mox 13 15
meat cowboy hat 40 5 Mox 13 15
mullet wig 40 5 Mox 9 10
pentacorn hat 40 5 Mox 12 13  
pottery hat 40 None 10 11
turtle wax helmet 40 5 Mox 15 17
two-gallon hat 40 None 13 14
ancient turtle shell helmet 35 2 Mox 24 27
Dolphin King's crown 35 2 Mox 18 20
  • All Attributes +2
enchanted eyepatch 35 2 Mox 17 18
maiden wig 35 2 Mox 9 10  
asshat 30 None 6 6
BRICKO hat 30 None 9 10
bugbear beanie 30 None 13 14
chef's hat 30 None 9 10
Cloaca-Cola helmet 30 None 17 18
coconut shell 30 None 12 13
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 30 None 19 20
festive holiday hat 30 None 17 19
insane tophat 30 None 12 13
  • Intrinsic effect: We're All Mad Here!
Jarlsberg's hat 30 None 14 15
  • Mysticality +5
  • Regenerate 4-5 MP per adventure
  • +1 Mysticality Stat Per Fight
  • Quest Item
metallic foil cat ears 30 None 19 22
pail 30 None 4 4
parasitic headgnawer 30 None 19 20
party hat 30 None 8 9
propeller beanie 30 None 15 16
skeletortoise 30 None 13 13
Van der Graaf helmet 30 None 17 20
Ze™ goggles 30 None 16 17
  • +25% Item Drops from Monsters (Underwater only)
  • Note that the character count is based on the 7-character html representation of the trademark symbol
eyepatch 25 None 8 8
samurai turtle helmet 25 None 19 21
brown paper bag mask 20 None 17 20
bum cheek 20 None 8 9
crêepy mask 20 None 10 11
Kentucky-style derby 20 None 19 20  
knobby helmet turtle 20 None 18 20
one-gallon hat 20 None 13 14
oversized skullcap 20 None 17 18
  • Muscle +2
  • Damage Reduction: 3
viking helmet 20 None 12 13
oriole-feather headdress 15 None 23 24
silent beret 13 None 11 12
anniversary concrete fedora 10 None 25 27
  • All Attributes +1
beholed bedsheet 10 None 15 16
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 10 None 31 33
dice-print do-rag 10 None 16 17
  • +1 Random Monster Modifier
Dinsey mascot mask 10 None 16 18
disco mask 10 None 9 10
The Emperor's new hat 10 None 15 17
fire 10 None 4 4
funny paper hat 10 None 13 15
  • Comic Con item
  • All Attributes +5
Hat O' Nine Tails 10 None 14 17
  • Given to players who attended KoL Con IX
  • Moxie +9%
helmet turtle 10 None 12 13
Hollandaise helmet 10 None 17 18
indie comic hipster glasses 10 None 24 27
  • All Attributes +5
insulting hat 10 None 12 13
invisible bag 10 None 12 13
jewel-eyed wizard hat 10 None 19 21
Knob Goblin harem veil 10 None 19 22
KoL Con 3-D Glasses 10 None 16 19  
makeshift yakuza mask 10 None 19 21
mariachi hat 10 None 11 12
mummy costume 10 None 12 13
opera mask 10 None 9 10
  • Moxie -5
  • Will increase duration of next AT buff cast by 40% and then break
passable elf mask 10 None 15 17  
prismatic beret 10 None 14 15
pumpkinhead mask 10 None 15 16
ravioli hat 10 None 10 11
seal-skull helmet 10 None 16 17
snorkel 10 None 7 7  
space trooper helmet 10 None 18 20
  • All Attributes +5
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
superhero mask 10 None 13 14
  • Comic Con item
  • All Attributes +5
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
webbed comic mask 10 None 15 17
  • All Attributes +5
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
witch hat 10 None 8 9
wolfman mask 10 None 11 12
The Clown Crown 0 None 10 11
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
  • -6 Luck
mining helmet 0 None 12 13
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
  • Damage Reduction: 2
  • Lights Dark Places
spelunking fedora 0 None 16 17
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
  • All Attributes +5
X-ray goggles 0 None 11 13
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
  • Moxie -5
  • +5 Luck
  • Reveals Secrets
Equipment Lists
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Weapons (Melee | Mysticality | Ranged | One-Handed | Two-handed / Three-handed)
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