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{{RETURNTO Mechanics}}
{{RETURNTO Mechanics}}


Hats are articles of armor worn on your head. Their Power rating acts as [[Damage Absorption]], as well as increasing the damage done by a [[Turtle Tamer]]'s [[Headbutt]] attack.
Hats are articles of armor worn on your head. Their Power rating acts as [[Damage Absorption]], as well as increasing the damage done by a [[Turtle Tamer]]'s [[Headbutt]] attack.
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Hats can also be equipped on a [[Mad Hatrack]] familiar to give it new abilities.  When you visit [[The Mad Tea Party]], the number of (non-space) characters in the name of the hat you are wearing determines the buff you receive.
Hats can also be equipped on a [[Mad Hatrack]] familiar to give it new abilities.  When you visit [[The Mad Tea Party]], the number of (non-space) characters in the name of the hat you are wearing determines the buff you receive.


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! Notes
! Notes
|-
|-
|[[Admiral's hat]]
|[[Covers-Your-Head]]
|200
|300
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mox
|11
|16
|13
|16
|
|
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day equipped
*Part of the [[Dreadful Bugbear Suit]]
*+50 Skeleton Anger
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +250
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] + 30%
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +100
*[[Combat Initiative]] +50%
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|-
|[[aerated diving helmet]]
|[[Great Wolf's headband]]
|200
|300
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mus
|19
|19
|21
|21
|
|
*Permits [[underwater adventuring]]
*Part of the [[Dreadful Werewolf Suit]]
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +250
*<font color="red">-50%</font> [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +250
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-50%</font>
*Regenerate 50-100 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[antique helmet]]
|[[Mayor Ghost's toupee]]
|200
|300
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mys
|13
|14
|
*Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
*Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
*Can break in combat
|-
|[[battered old top-hat]]
|200
|200 Moxie
|18
|18
|20
|20
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +500
*Part of the [[Dreadful Ghost Suit]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +250
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +125
*Regenerate 25-50 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|PM]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Boris's Helm]]
|[[Thunkula's drinking cap]]
|100
|300
|None
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mys
|11
|21
|12
|23
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*Part of the [[Dreadful Vampire Suit]]
*[[Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +50%
*Regenerate [[MP Restorers|MP]] based on Level
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +250
*+5 [[Familiar Weight]] ''or'' +1 [[Clancy|Minstrel Level]]
*Regenerate 20-40 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Boris's Helm (askew)]]
|[[Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap]]
|100
|300
|None
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mus
|18
|28
|20
|30
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*Part of the [[Dreadful Skeleton Suit]]
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
*[[Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +500
*Regenerate [[MP Restorers|MP]] based on Level
*Regenerate 40-80 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*+5 [[Familiar Weight]] ''or'' +1 [[Clancy|Minstrel Level]]
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Brimstone Beret]]
|[[zombie mariachi hat]]
|200
|300
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mox
|14
|17
|15
|19
|
|
*Part oft he [[Dreadful Zombie Suit]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +50%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +50%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +150
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
*[[Combat Initiative]] +40%
*[[Accordion Thief|AT]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[corrosive cowl]]
|[[cool iron helmet]]
|200
|250
|150 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|13
|14
|14
|16
|
|
*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
*Part of the [[Cool Irons]]
*[[Slime Hates It]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 20
*+30 {{element|Spooky}}
*Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
*Stupendous {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[hangman's hood]]
|250
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|13
|14
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50
* [[Damage Reduction]]: 10
|-
|-
|[[crown-shaped beanie]]
|[[warbear electro-spiked helm]]
|200
|250
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=110|110 Mus
|18
|25
|19
|27
|
|
*Slight {{element|Slime|Resistance}}
*+60 [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBear]] Armor Penetration
*+20% [[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters]]
*Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5)
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*All Attributes -25%
|-
|-
|[[crumpled felt fedora]]
|[[warbear fancy fedora]]
|200
|250
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=110|110 Mus
|18
|18
|20
|20
|
|
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+15% Items from [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBears]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Combat Initiative]] -25%
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] -50
|-
|-
|[[cursed eyepatch]]
|[[warbear heated ushanka]]
|200
|250
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=110|110 Mus
|14
|20
|15
|22
|
|
*Part of the [[Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume]]
*Serious {{element|Supercold|Resistance}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*[[Weapon Damage]] -25%
*[[Spell Damage]] -50%
|-
|-
|[[eelskin hat]]
|[[Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes]]
|200
|225
|85 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|10
|21
|11
|23
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +35%
*[[Spell Damage]] +25
*+15% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
|-
|[[intimidating coiffure]]
|225
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|20
|21
|
*All Attributes +25%
|-
|[[wolfskull mask]]
|225
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|13
|14
|
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Passive Damage]] (Underwater Only)
*+50 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[El Vibrato helmet]]
|[[eleven-gallon hat]]
|200
|220
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|16
|17
|17
|
|
*Part of the [[El Vibrato Relics]]
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*Can be charged with various effects
*All Attributes +11
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[Frosty's old silk hat]]
|[[8-billed baseball cap]]
|200
|200
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|18
|19
|21
|21
|
|
*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +5
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[ganger bandana]]
|[[Admiral's hat]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|12
|13
|13
|14
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day equipped
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15%
*+50 Skeleton Anger
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] + 30%
|-
|-
|[[googly-ball hat]]
|[[aerated diving helmet]]
|200
|200
|111 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|14
|19
|15
|21
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*Permits [[underwater adventuring]]
*+3 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*<font color=red>-25%</font> [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-50%</font>
|-
|-
|[[googly-heart hat]]
|[[battered old top-hat]]
|200
|200
|111 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|15
|18
|16
|20
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +500
*+3 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
|-
|-
|[[googly-star hat]]
|[[biker's hat]]
|200
|200
|111 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|14
|10
|15
|11
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +40%
*+3 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*+40% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
*+20% [[Pickpocket]] Chance
|-
|[[Brimstone Beret]]
|200
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|14
|15
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +50%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color=red>-20%</font>
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
*[[Accordion Thief|AT]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
|-
|-
|[[hardened slime hat]]
|[[corrosive cowl]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=150|150 Mox
|16
|13
|18
|14
|
|
*Part of the [[Slimesuit]]
*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
*Serious [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*[[Slime Hates It]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 10
*+30 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
*Stupendous {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[Hodgman's porkpie hat]]
|[[crappy Mer-kin mask]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|17
|19
|19
|21
|
|
*Part of the [[Hodgman's Regal Frippery]]
* Part of the [[Crappy Mer-kin Disguise]]
*All Attributes +20%
* Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*+25 [[Hobo Power]]
* -25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
* [[Combat Initiative]] -50%
* Lets you [[Underwater adventuring|Breathe Underwater]]
|-
|-
|[[longhaired hippy wig]]
|[[crown-shaped beanie]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|18
|18
|20
|19
|
|
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*Slight {{element|Slime|Resistance}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
*+20% [[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
|-
|-
|[[MAHI fez]]
|[[crumpled felt fedora]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|7
|18
|8
|20
|
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[BoozerBear]]
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +30
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
|-
|-
|[[Mer-kin sneakmask]]
|[[cursed eyepatch]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|16
|14
|17
|15
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*Part of the [[Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you]]. ([[underwater adventuring]] only)
|-
|-
|[[moist sailor's cap]]
|[[Dinsey's brain]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=100|100 Mox
|16
|13
|18
|14
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*Part of [[Dinsey's Exoskeleton]]
*+20 {{element|Stench|}}
*+30 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*Stupendous {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +30%
|-
|-
|[[nurse's hat]]
|[[dreadful fedora]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|10
|14
|11
|15
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +300
*Part of the [[Dreadful Pajamas]]
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 30-60 HP per adventure
*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 10-15 MP per adventure
*+25 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*Lets you find 5% more [[Freddy Kruegerand|Krueggerands]]
|-
|-
|[[Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat]]
|[[eelskin hat]]
|200
|200
|200 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mys
|24
|10
|27
|11
|
|
*Part of the [[Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*[[Passive Damage]] (Underwater Only)
*+30 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|-
|[[orange peel hat]]
|[[El Vibrato helmet]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|13
|15
|15
|Serious [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
|17
|
|-
|-
|[[rusty diving helmet]]
|[[electrician's hardhat]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|17
|20
|19
|21
|
|
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +40%
*<font color="red">-50%</font> [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40
*[[Combat Initiative]] -50%
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 20-40 HP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[shapeless wide-brimmed hat]]
|[[feathered headdress]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mys
|24
|18
|26
|19
|
|
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-20 HP per Adventure
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]]+40%
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-20 MP per Adventure
*+40% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-20 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[slime-covered helmet]]
|[[foam commodore's hat]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|19
|18
|20
|20
|
|
*So-So {{element|Slime|Resistance}}
* Part of the [[Seafaring Suit]]
*So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25%
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25%
|-
|-
|[[sponge helmet]]
|[[Frosty's old silk hat]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|12
|18
|13
|21
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-20 MP per adventure
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[straw hat]]
|[[ganger bandana]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|8
|13
|9
|14
|
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*+15% [[:Category:Food|Food Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15%
*+15% [[:Category:Booze|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[The Necbromancer's Hat]]
|[[Goggles of Loathing]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=150|150 Mys
|17
|17
|22
|19
|
|
*Part of [[Dark Bro's Vestments]]
* Part of the [[Clothing of Loathing]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
* Reduces the [[Underwater adventuring#Pressure Penalties|underwater pressure penalty]] by up to 10%
*+30 damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
* [[Combat Initiative]] +50%
* Superhuman {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[Uncle Hobo's stocking cap]]
|[[googly-ball hat]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=111|111 Mox
|22
|14
|25
|15
|
|
*Part of [[Uncle Hobo's Rags]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*+3 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*+20 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[water-polo cap]]
|[[googly-heart hat]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=111|111 Mox
|13
|15
|14
|16
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
|
|-
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|[[wreath of laurels]]
*+3 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
|-
|[[googly-star hat]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=111|111 Mox
|14
|15
|15
|17
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +25
*+3 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +25
|-
|-
|[[Zombo's skullcap]]
|[[hardened slime hat]]
|200
|200
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|15
|16
|16
|18
|
|
*Part of the [[Dire Drifter Duds]]
*Part of the [[Slimesuit]]
*Serious [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[duct tape fedora]]
|[[hazmat helmet]]
|195
|200
|82 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|14
|12
|16
|13
|
|
*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +50
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +12
*So-So Resistance to [[Elemental Resistance|All Elements]] (+2)
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +40
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 40-60 HP per adventure
*75% Chance of Preventing [[Negative Status Attacks]]
*Changes Your Avatar
|-
|-
|[[stone baseball cap]]
|[[Hodgman's porkpie hat]]
|195
|200
|82 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|16
|19
|18
|21
|
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +10
*Part of the [[Hodgman's Regal Frippery]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*All Attributes +20%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color="red">-10</font>
*+25 [[Hobo Power]]
|-
|-
|[[bat hat]]
|[[The Jokester's wig]]
|180
|200
|75 Moxie
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|6
|13
|7
|14
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +9
*Part of [[The Jokester's Costume]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 6-8 MP per adventure
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[catskin cap]]
|[[lava balaclava]]
|180
|200
|75 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|10
|13
|11
|14
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +9
*+50 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +40
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-12 MP per adventure
*+50% [[Items from Monsters|Weapon Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[nasty rat mask]]
|[[Lens of Hatred]]
|180
|200
|75 Moxie
|data-sort-value=125|125 Mox
|12
|12
|14
|14
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +9
* Part of the [[Hateful Habiliment]]
*[[Monster Level]] <font color="red">-5</font>
* +15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
* Reduces enemy defense by 10%
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60%
* Grants use of [[Hateful Gaze]]
|-
|[[Lens of Violence]]
|200
|data-sort-value=125|125 Mys
|14
|16
|
* Part of the [[Violent Vestments]]
* +15% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
* +5% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
* Grants use of [[Violent Gaze]]
|-
|-
|[[plexiglass pith helmet]]
|[[longhaired hippy wig]]
|180
|200
|75 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|18
|20
|20
|22
|
|
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 10-12 HP per Adventure
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 10-12 MP per Adventure
|-
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
|[[lucky army helmet]]
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
|200
|data-sort-value=4|4 Mus
|15
|17
|
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +100
*So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to all Elements]] (+2)
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
|-
|-
|[[honeycap]]
|[[MAHI fez]]
|175
|200
|72 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|8
|7
|8
|8
|
|
*Part of the [[Bits o' Honey]] outfit
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[BoozerBear]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +30
*+10% [[Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[toy space helmet]]
|[[Mer-kin bunwig]]
|175
|200
|72 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|13
|14
|14
|16
|
|
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
*Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
* +10% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
*Provides Mostly Accurate Battle Statistics During Fights
|-
|-
|[[wool hat]]
|[[Mer-kin facecowl]]
|175
|200
|72 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|7
|15
|8
|16
|
|
*[[Damage Absorption]] +20
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30%
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 8-12 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[beer helmet]]
|[[Mer-kin gladiator mask]]
|170
|200
|70 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|10
|20
|11
|20
|
|
*Part of the [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]]
* Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +40
* -25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
* [[Combat Initiative]] -50%
* Lets you [[Underwater adventuring|Breathe Underwater]]
|-
|-
|[[mummy mask]]
|[[Mer-kin headguard]]
|170
|200
|70 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|9
|16
|10
|17
| +12 {{element|Spooky}}
|
* +2 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
* +10 to [[Monster Level]]
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
|-
|-
|[[reinforced beaded headband]]
|[[Mer-kin scholar mask]]
|170
|200
|70 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mys
|24
|20
|26
|22
|
|
*Part of the [[War Hippy Fatigues]]
* Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +40
* -25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
* [[Combat Initiative]] -50%
* Lets you [[Underwater adventuring|Breathe Underwater]]
|-
|-
|[[black cowboy hat]]
|[[Mer-kin sneakmask]]
|165
|200
|67 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|14
|16
|16
|17
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +8
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
*[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you]]. ([[underwater adventuring]] only)
|-
|-
|[[dwarvish war helmet]]
|[[moist sailor's cap]]
|165
|200
|67 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|17
|16
|19
|18
|
|
*Part of the [[Dwarvish War Uniform]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*Shows monster attack strength
*+20 {{element|Stench|}}
*Stupendous {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[mesh cap]]
|[[The Necbromancer's Hat]]
|165
|200
|50 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|7
|17
|8
|22
|
|
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Red Neck]]:
*Part of [[Dark Bro's Vestments]]
**[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
**[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-5</font>
*+30 damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
|-
|[[no hat]]
|200
|data-sort-value=150|150 Mox
|5
|6
|
*Variable effect
|-
|-
|[[snailmail coif]]
|[[norwhal helmet]]
|165
|200
|67 Moxie
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mys
|13
|13
|14
|14
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*+2 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 8
*[[Spell Damage]] +60%
*+60% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[star hat]]
|[[nurse's hat]]
|165
|200
|67 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|7
|10
|8
|11
|
|
*Part of the [[Star Garb]]
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +300
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +30
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 30-60 HP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-15 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[big bad voodoo mask]]
|[[Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat]]
|160
|200
|65 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mys
|16
|24
|19
|27
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*Part of the [[Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*+30 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|-
|[[black helmet]]
|[[orange peel hat]]
|160
|200
|65 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|11
|13
|12
|15
|
|  
*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*Serious [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
|-
|-
|[[guard turtle shell]]
|[[rusty diving helmet]]
|160
|200
|65 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|16
|17
|18
|19
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +50
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*<font color=red>-50%</font> [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] -50%
|-
|-
|[[sealhide hood]]
|[[Satan hat]]
|160
|200
|65 Moxie
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mys
|12
|8
|13
|9
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*+50% [[Items from Monsters|Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters]]
*+30 {{element|Hot}}
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|Saucerors]] only
|-
|-
|[[giant discarded bottlecap]]
|[[sea cowboy hat]]
|155
|200
|62 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|23
|12
|25
|14
|
|
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
* +3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
* Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-10</font>
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +50
|-
|-
|[[spaghetti cult mask]]
|[[shapeless wide-brimmed hat]]
|155
|200
|62 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|17
|24
|19
|26
|
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-20 HP per Adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-20 MP per Adventure
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
|-
|-
|[[biomechanical crimborg helmet]]
|[[slime-covered helmet]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|27
|19
|29
|20
|
|
*Part of the [[Crimborg Assault Armor]]
*So-So {{element|Slime|Resistance}}
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[clingfilm cap]]
|[[sponge helmet]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|12
|12
|13
|13
|
|
*Part of the [[Roy Orbison Disguise]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-20 MP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
|-
|-
|[[extra-large palm-frond toupee]]
|[[straw hat]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|27
|8
|29
|9
|
|
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*+15% [[:Category:Food|Food Drops from Monsters]]
*+15% [[:Category:Booze|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[football helmet]]
|[[ten-gallon hat]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|14
|15
|
|&nbsp;
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +10
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[Grimacite gasmask]]
|[[Uncle Hobo's stocking cap]]
|150
|200
|40 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|16
|22
|17
|25
|
|
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*Part of [[Uncle Hobo's Rags]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*+20 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[fireman's helmet]]
|[[water-polo cap]]
|150
|200
|60 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|13
|14
|14
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
|-
|[[wreath of laurels]]
|200
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|15
|17
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +25
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +25
|-
|[[Zombo's skullcap]]
|200
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|15
|16
|16
|
|
*Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
*Part of the [[Dire Drifter Duds]]
*All Attributes +10%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
*+1 [[FDKOL commendation|FDKOL Commendation]] per [[brushfires|Fire]]
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[grungy bandana]]
|[[duct tape fedora]]
|150
|195
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=82|82 Mox
|13
|14
|14
|16
|
|
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +12
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40
|-
|-
|[[panhandle panhandling hat]]
|[[stone baseball cap]]
|150
|195
|175 Muscle
|data-sort-value=82|82 Mox
|23
|16
|25
|18
|[[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters|Drops]] +30%
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color=red>-10</font>
|-
|-
|[[Radio Free Baseball Cap]]
|[[bat hat]]
|150
|180
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mox
|20
|6
|23
|7
|
|
*Part of the [[Radio Free Regalia]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +9
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Radio Head]]:
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
**[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20
|-
|-
|[[rave visor]]
|[[catskin cap]]
|150
|180
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mox
|9
|10
|10
|11
|
|
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]]+20
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +9
*Quest Item
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +40
|-
|-
|[[sleep mask]]
|[[nasty rat mask]]
|150
|180
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mox
|9
|12
|10
|14
|Intrinsic Effect: [[Temporary Blindness]]
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +9
*[[Monster Level]] <font color=red>-5</font>
|-
|-
|[[spangly sombrero]]
|[[nine-gallon hat]]
|150
|180
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|15
|15
|16
|
|
*+3 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +9
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[Voluminous Radio Hat]]
|[[plexiglass pith helmet]]
|150
|180
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mox
|18
|20
|20
|22
|
|
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Radio prize
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-12 HP per Adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-12 MP per Adventure
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
|-
|-
|[[wolf mask]]
|[[honeycap]]
|150
|175
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=72|72 Mox
|8
|8
|8
|9
|
|
*Part of the [[Furry Suit]]
*Part of the [[Bits o' Honey]] outfit
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*+10% [[Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[Mohawk wig]]
|[[toy space helmet]]
|140
|175
|55 Moxie
|data-sort-value=72|72 Mox
|9
|10
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|[[fuzzy busby]]
|130
|50 Muscle
|10
|11
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|[[fuzzy earmuffs]]
|130
|50 Mysticality
|13
|14
|14
|16
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
*Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*Provides Mostly Accurate Battle Statistics During Fights
|-
|-
|[[fuzzy montera]]
|[[wool hat]]
|130
|175
|50 Moxie
|data-sort-value=72|72 Mox
|12
|7
|13
|8
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Damage Absorption]] +20
*[[Combat Initiative]] +7%
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[spiky turtle helmet]]
|[[beer helmet]]
|130
|170
|50 Moxie
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|17
|10
|19
|11
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +8
*Part of the [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]]
*+8 [[Monster Level]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40
|-
|-
|[[Grimacite goggles]]
|[[ghast iron Garibaldi]]
|125
|170
|47 Moxie
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|16
|18
|17
|20
|
|
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*Part of the [[Ghast Iron Gear]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[lynyrdskin cap]]
|170
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|13
|14
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
|-
|-
|[[worn tophat]]
|[[mummy mask]]
|125
|170
|47 Moxie
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|9
|10
|10
|11
|
|
*+12 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
|-
|-
|[[bonedanna]]
|[[reinforced beaded headband]]
|120
|170
|45 Moxie
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|9
|24
|9
|26
|
|
*[[Elemental Resistance|Serious Spooky Resistance]]
*Part of the [[War Hippy Fatigues]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +40
|-
|-
|[[chrome helmet turtle]]
|[[black cowboy hat]]
|120
|165
|45 Moxie
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mox
|18
|14
|20
|All Attributes +5
|-
|[[fez of etymology]]
|120
|45 Moxie
|14
|16
|16
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +8
|-
|-
|[[wooden salad bowl]]
|[[dwarvish war helmet]]
|120
|165
|45 Moxie
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mox
|15
|17
|17
|&nbsp;
|19
|
*Part of the [[Dwarvish War Uniform]]
*Shows monster attack strength
|-
|-
|[[enchantlers]]
|[[mesh cap]]
|115
|165
|42 Moxie
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|11
|7
|11
|8
| +10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=red>-5</font>
|-
|-
|[[Snow Queen Crown]]
|[[snailmail coif]]
|115
|165
|42 Moxie
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mox
|13
|14
|14
|16
|
|
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 8
|-
|-
|[[f3d0r4]]
|[[star hat]]
|110
|165
|40 Moxie
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mox
|6
|7
|6
|8
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
|
*Part of the [[Star Garb]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +30
|-
|-
|[[pointy red hat]]
|[[big bad voodoo mask]]
|110
|160
|40 Moxie
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|12
|14
|[[Damage Reduction]] 5
|-
|[[Ancient Saucehelm]]
|100
|15 Mysticality
|16
|16
|17
|19
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +11
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|-
|[[bounty-hunting helmet]]
|[[black helmet]]
|100
|160
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mus
|20
|11
|21
|12
|
|
*Part of the [[Bounty-Hunting Rig]]
*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*+20% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +30
|-
|-
|[[bowler]]
|[[cold water bottle]]
|100
|160
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|6
|15
|6
|17
|
|
*Part of the [[Bow Tux]]
* +10 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
* +20 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
* So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[Colander of Em-er'il]]
|[[eight-gallon hat]]
|100
|160
|15 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|15
|20
|16
|
|
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-6 MP per adventure
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*All Attributes +8
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|P]]s only
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|[[guard turtle shell]]
|160
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|16
|18
|
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +50
|-
|-
|[[Crimbo hat]]
|[[sealhide hood]]
|100
|160
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|9
|12
|10
|13
|
|
*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[Crown of Thrones]]
|[[giant discarded bottlecap]]
|100
|155
|None
|data-sort-value=62|62 Mox
|14
|23
|16
|25
|
|
*Put a Familiar In It!
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*That Familiar gains 1 Experience per Fight
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color=red>-10</font>
|-
|-
|[[depleted Grimacite ninja mask]]
|[[spaghetti cult mask]]
|100
|155
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=62|62 Mox
|26
|17
|29
|19
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-25% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
*+0-5 [[Extra PvP Fights]] based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[Disco 'Fro Pick]]
|[[antique helmet]]
|100
|150
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|13
|13
|15
|14
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +11%
*Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
*So-So (+2) {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
*Can break in combat
|-
|-
|[[draggin' ball hat]]
|[[antique nutcracker hat]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|15
|20
|17
|22
|
|
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Draggin' Balls]]:
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
**[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color="red">-3</font>
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
**[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
|-
|-
|[[Elder Turtle Shell]]
|[[biomechanical crimborg helmet]]
|100
|150
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|16
|27
|18
|29
|
|
*+3 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Part of the [[Crimborg Assault Armor]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[El Sombrero De Lopez]]
|[[brown felt tophat]]
|100
|150
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|15
|17
|17
|20
|
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +7
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[eXtreme scarf]]
|[[clingfilm cap]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|12
|12
|13
|13
|
|
*Part of the [[eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear]]
*Part of the [[Roy Orbison Disguise]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
|-
|-
|[[fancy tophat]]
|[[Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|11
|22
|12
|25
|
*+25 {{element|Cold}}
*Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}} (+3)
*Dolphins will occasionally return items they've stolen from you
|-
|[[extra-large palm-frond toupee]]
|150
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|27
|29
|
|
*Part of the [[Fancy Tux]]
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|-
|-
|[[floaty rock helmet]]
|[[fireman's helmet]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|14
|16
|16
|18
|
|
*Part of the [[Floaty Fatigues]]
*Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
*+10% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
*All Attributes +10%
*+1 [[FDKOL commendation|FDKOL Commendation]] per [[brushfires|Fire]]
|-
|-
|[[ice pick]]
|[[football helmet]]
|100
|150
|None
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|7
|14
|8
|15
|
| &nbsp;
*+15% [[Items from Monsters]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[linoleum helmet turtle]]
|[[gold crown]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|20
|9
|22
|10
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +10
* Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +10
* [[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-4 HP per adventure
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per adventure
* +10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[makeshift turban]]
|[[Grimacite gasmask]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|15
|16
|
*Part of the [[Terrycloth Tackle]]
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Temporary Blindness]]:
**[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-25%</font>
**<font color="red">-75%</font> [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[Moonthril Circlet]]
|100
|40 Moxie
|16
|16
|17
|17
|
|
*Part of the [[Luniform]]
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +0-75% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[outrageous sombrero]]
|[[grungy bandana]]
|100
|150
|None
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|18
|13
|19
|14
|
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[Mark I Steam-Hat]]
|150
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|14
|16
|
|
*All Attributes +5
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
|-
|-
|[[Scalp of Gorgolok]]
|[[Mark II Steam-Hat]]
|100
|150
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|15
|15
|17
|17
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
* [[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[Seasonal Beret]]
|[[Mark III Steam-Hat]]
|100
|150
|None
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|13
|16
|14
|18
|
|
*Prize for calendar art contest
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*All attributes +0 to 25% based on [[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
* [[Combat Initiative]] +15%
* [[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
|-
|-
|[[sinister demon mask]]
|[[Mark IV Steam-Hat]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|15
|17
|17
|19
|
|
* +25 {{element|Spooky}}
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 10-25 HP per adventure
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
* +25% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
* [[Combat Initiative]] +15%
* [[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
* +10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[spooky hockey mask]]
|[[Mark V Steam-Hat]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|14
|16
|16
|18
|
|
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
* [[Combat Initiative]] +15%
* [[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
* +10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
* Has a Death Ray on it
** Grants use of [[Fire Death Ray]]
|-
|[[murderbot mask]]
|150
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|13
|14
|  
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
* +2 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights]] per day when equipped
* Makes you look like a Murderbot
|-
|-
|[[Spooky Putty mitre]]
|[[panhandle panhandling hat]]
|100
|150
|None
|data-sort-value=175|175 Mus
|16
|23
|18
|25
| +3 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|  
*[[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters|Drops]] +30%
|-
|-
|[[sugar chapeau]]
|[[plain paper hat]]
|100
|150
|None
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|12
|13
|13
|15
|
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
* +20 {{element|Cold}}
*+10% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
* +25 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per adventure
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30%
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|[[Radio Free Baseball Cap]]
|150
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|20
|23
|
*Part of the [[Radio Free Regalia]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20
|-
|-
|[[time helmet]]
|[[rave visor]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|9
|10
|10
|11
|
|
*Part of the [[Time Trappings]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]]+20
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*Quest Item
|-
|-
|[[Tropical Crimbo Hat]]
|[[sleep mask]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|17
|9
|19
|10
|
|  
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Temporary Blindness]]
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[wumpus-hair wig]]
|[[snowman-enchanting tophat]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|14
|24
|25
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*Can turn enemies into snowmen
|-
|[[spangly sombrero]]
|150
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|15
|15
|16
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-5</font>
*+3 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[yak toupee]]
|[[Voluminous Radio Hat]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|9
|18
|10
|20
|[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per Adventure
|
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*Radio prize
|-
|-
|[[Cerebral Cloche]]
|[[warbear feathered fedora]]
|90
|150
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|14
|22
|15
|24
|
|
*Part of the [[Encephalic Ensemble]]
*+10% Items from [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBears]]
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +15
*Jellyfish Vision
|-
|-
|[[fancy ball mask]]
|[[warbear lined ushanka]]
|90
|150
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|13
|19
|15
|21
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|
*So-So {{element|Supercold|Resistance}}
|-
|[[warbear spiked helm]]
|150
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|17
|19
|
*+40 [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBear]] Armor Penetration
|-
|-
|[[lihc face]]
|[[wolf mask]]
|90
|150
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|8
|8
|9
|9
|So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[pig-iron helm]]
|90
|30 Moxie
|12
|13
|
|
*Part of the [[Pork Elf Prizes]]
*Part of the [[Furry Suit]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]+7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]+10
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[safarrri hat]]
|[[Mohawk wig]]
|90
|140
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=55|55 Mox
|9
|10
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|[[seven-gallon hat]]
|140
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|16
|
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +7
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|[[fuzzy busby]]
|130
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mus
|10
|11
|11
|12
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10 (vs. lions only)
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[stainless steel skullcap]]
|[[fuzzy earmuffs]]
|90
|130
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mys
|22
|13
|24
|14
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*[[Damage Absorption]] +60
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
|-
|-
|[[yellow plastic hard hat]]
|[[fuzzy montera]]
|90
|130
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|20
|12
|23
|13
|&nbsp;
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Combat Initiative]] +7%
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[cornuthaum]]
|[[spiky turtle helmet]]
|85
|130
|27 Moxie
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|10
|17
|10
|19
|
|
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +8
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*+8 [[Monster Level]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|-
|[[asbestos helmet turtle]]
|[[dilapidated wizard hat]]
|80
|125
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mox
|20
|20
|22
|22
|So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|[[clockwork hat]]
|80
|25 Moxie
|12
|13
|
|
*Part of the [[Clockwork Apparatus]]
*+10 Hot Damage
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*+15 Damage to Hot Spells
|-
|-
|[[cold ninja mask]]
|[[giant yellow hat]]
|80
|125
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mox
|13
|14
|15
|16
|
|
*Part of the [[Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit]]
*+10 to Familiar Damage
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
*Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[grass hat]]
|[[Grimacite goggles]]
|80
|125
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mox
|8
|16
|9
|17
|
|
*Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +10
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[miner's helmet]]
|[[muddy pirate hat]]
|80
|125
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mox
|13
|14
|14
|16
|
|
*Part of the [[Mining Gear]]
* +5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
* [[Combat Initiative]] +20%
|-
|-
|[[sequined fez]]
|[[adobe ayam]]
|80
|120
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mys
|11
|9
|12
|10
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[turtlemail coif]]
|80
|25 Moxie
|14
|15
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*+3 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 4
*+20% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*[[Adobe Ayam Subscription|Subscribe]] for access to Premium Enchantments&trade;
|-
|-
|[[Baron von Ratsworth's tophat]]
|[[bellhop's hat]]
|75
|120
|22 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|25
|12
|28
|All Attributes +5
|-
|[[willowy bonnet]]
|75
|22 Moxie
|13
|13
|14
|
|
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +40
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*Enables [[Rouse Sapling]] combat skill
*Helps you blend in at [[The Ice Hotel]]
*Part of the [[Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel]]
|-
|-
|[[bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban]]
|[[bonedanna]]
|70
|120
|12 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|28
|9
|30
|9
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Elemental Resistance|Serious Spooky Resistance]]
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
|-
|-
|[[Crown of the Goblin King]]
|[[chrome helmet turtle]]
|70
|120
|20 Moxie
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|18
|20
|20
|24
|  
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*All Attributes +5
|-
|[[fez of etymology]]
|120
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|14
|16
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
|-
|-
|[[demon-horned hat]]
|[[fiberglass fedora]]
|70
|120
|20 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|15
|16
|16
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
|17
|
* +3 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
* +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
* Doubles the effectiveness of [[The Sonata of Sneakiness (skill)|The Sonata of Sneakiness]] and [[Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (skill)|Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation]]
|-
|-
|[[double-ice cap]]
|[[flagstone fez]]
|70
|120
|20 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mys
|12
|13
|13
|14
|  
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*[[Stunning|Stuns]] opponents who hit you
* +5 [[Prismatic Damage]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-9 MP per adventure
* Allows use of the [[Flagstone Fez Ritual]] skill in combat
*+10 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[Helm of the Scream Emperor]]
|120
|data-sort-value=0|None
|22
|26
|
* Part of the [[Raiments of the Final Boss]]
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
* +2 [[Stats from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
* All Attributes +5%
|-
|-
|[[goofily-plumed helmet]]
|[[marble mariachi hat]]
|70
|120
|20 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|20
|21
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[meaty helmet turtle]]
|70
|20 Moxie
|17
|17
|19
|19
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +30%
*Deals [[Passive Damage]] to attackers
|-
|-
|[[powdered wig]]
|[[petrified wood whoopie panama]]
|70
|120
|20 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|11
|26
|12
|29
|
|  
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per adventure
* +10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Change of Critical Hit]]
* Headbutt attacking foes
|-
|-
|[[blue traffic cone]]
|[[porcelain porkpie]]
|60
|120
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|15
|16
|17
|17
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*Part of the [[Ceramic Suit]]
*So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
*+20% Food Drops from Monsters
*Mysticality +20%
*Adds {{element|Sleaze Damage}} to all Pastamancer Spells
|-
|-
|[[filthy knitted dread sack]]
|[[six-gallon hat]]
|60
|120
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|22
|13
|25
|14
|
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +6
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|[[stained glass stetson]]
|120
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mys
|19
|21
|
|
*Part of the [[Filthy Hippy Disguise]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+5 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*+5 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*+5 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*+5 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*+5 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[goat beard]]
|[[wooden salad bowl]]
|60
|120
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|9
|15
|10
|17
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[green traffic cone]]
|[[wrought-iron wig]]
|60
|120
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|15
|16
|16
|18
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*Part of the [[Wrought Wrappings]]
*So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*+3 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*Makes [[Northern Explosion]] deal additional damage over time
|-
|-
|[[helm of the white knight]]
|[[enchantlers]]
|60
|115
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=42|42 Mox
|20
|11
|24
|11
|
|  
*Regenerate 2-5 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*[[Elemental Resistance|Slight Resistance]] to All Elements
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin elite helm]]
|[[oil cap]]
|60
|115
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=42|42 Mox
|19
|6
|22
|7
|
|
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
* Part of the [[Oil Rig]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per adventure
* So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[leather mask]]
|[[Snow Queen Crown]]
|60
|115
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=42|42 Mox
|11
|14
|12
|16
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-3</font>
*Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[orange traffic cone]]
|[[f3d0r4]]
|60
|110
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|17
|6
|19
|6
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
|-
|[[heavy crown]]
|110
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|10
|11
|
*All Attributes +5
*+5 to Familiar Damage
*[[Combat_Initiative|Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|[[moose antlers]]
|110
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|12
|13
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[pointy red hat]]
|110
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|12
|14
|
*[[Damage Reduction]] 5
|-
|-
|[[Orcish baseball cap]]
|[[yabba dabba doo rag]]
|60
|110
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|17
|16
|19
|19
|
|
*Part of the [[Frat Boy Ensemble]]
*Stupendous Stench [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+4)
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*Regenerate 5-10 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-3</font>
|-
|-
|[[red traffic cone]]
|[[All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig]]
|60
|100
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|14
|28
|31
|
* +20 {{element|Sleaze}}
* So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
* +20% [[Items from Monsters#Candy|Candy Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|[[Ancient Saucehelm]]
|100
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mys
|16
|16
|17
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +11
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|-
|[[tattered paper crown]]
|[[Big Candy's tophat]]
|60
|100
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|18
|18
|20
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[yellow traffic cone]]
|60
|15 Moxie
|17
|19
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
* +25% [[Items from Monsters#Candy|Candy Drops from Monsters]]
*So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
* [[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|-
|[[barskin hat]]
|[[Boris's Helm]]
|55
|100
|12 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|10
|11
|11
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|12
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*[[Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Regenerate [[MP Regeneration|MP]] based on Level
*+5 [[Familiar Weight]] ''or'' +1 [[Clancy (companion)|Minstrel Level]]
|-
|-
|[[meatloaf helmet]]
|[[Boris's Helm (askew)]]
|55
|100
|12 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|18
|15
|20
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Regenerate [[MP Regeneration|MP]] based on Level
*+5 [[Familiar Weight]] ''or'' +1 [[Clancy (companion)|Minstrel Level]]
|-
|-
|[[pimpin' meat hat]]
|[[bounty-hunting helmet]]
|55
|100
|12 Moxie
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|14
|20
|16
|21
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*Part of the [[Bounty-Hunting Rig]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*+20% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[astral chapeau]]
|[[bowler]]
|50
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|13
|6
|14
|6
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%
*Part of the [[Bow Tux]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[balaclava]]
|[[Brogre bucket hat]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|9
|15
|9
|17
|
|
*Part of the [[OK Lumberjack Outfit]]
*Part of the [[Brogre Brouture]]
*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be more attracted to you]]
|-
|-
|[[balloon helmet]]
|[[centurion helmet]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|13
|15
|14
|16
|[[Damage Absorption]] +20
|
*Part of the [[Gladiatorial Glad Rags]]
*All Attributes +7
|-
|-
|[[clown wig]]
|[[Colander of Em-er'il]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mys
|8
|18
|20
|
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-6 MP per adventure
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|P]]s only
|-
|[[Crimbo hat]]
|100
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|9
|9
|10
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[gasmask]]
|[[The Crown of Ed the Undying]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|7
|19
|7
|23
|Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|
*Free pull in an [[Actually Ed the Undying]] run
*Maximum HP/MP +50
*Combat Initiative +25%
*Ed's servants will level up faster
*Allows you to read thoughts
*Can be adjusted to have other enchantments
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin visor]]
|[[Crown of Thrones]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|14
|17
|16
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|
|-
*Put a Familiar In It!
|[[leather aviator's cap]]
*That Familiar gains 1 Experience per Fight
|200
|-
|10 Moxie
|[[depleted Grimacite ninja mask]]
|18
|100
|21
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|26
|29
|
|
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day equipped
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-25% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 1
*+0-5 [[Extra PvP Fights]] based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
* Kill 5% more skeletons
|-
|-
|[[paperclip turban]]
|[[Disco 'Fro Pick]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|13
|15
|15
|16
|
|
*Part of the [[Paperclippery]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +11%
*All Attributes +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*Maximum HP/MP +5
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|-
|[[pixel hat]]
|[[draggin' ball hat]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|8
|15
|9
|17
|
|
*Part of the [[8-Bit Finery]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color=red>-3</font>
*All Attributes +2
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
|-
|-
|[[raspberry beret]]
|[[El Sombrero De Lopez]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|14
|17
|15
|20
|So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|[[snow hat]]
|50
|10 Moxie
|7
|8
|
|
*Part of the [[Snowman Suit]]
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +7
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Sombrero De Vida]]
|[[Elder Turtle Shell]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|14
|16
|16
|18
|
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[User:VidaLondres|Vida Londres]]
*+3 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Sucker kabuto]]
|[[Elf Guard red and white beret]]
|50
|100
|data-sort-value=0|None
|24
|29
|
|
*+5 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights]] per day when equipped (December only)
|-
|[[eXtreme scarf]]
|100
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|12
|12
|13
|13
|
|
*Part of the [[Sucker Samurai Suit]]
*Part of the [[eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|-
|[[basic meat fez]]
|[[fancy tophat]]
|45
|100
|7 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|11
|12
|12
|14
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*Part of the [[Fancy Tux]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[furry green turtle]]
|[[five-gallon hat]]
|45
|100
|7 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|15
|
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +5
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|[[floaty rock helmet]]
|100
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|16
|16
|18
|18
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[irate sombrero]]
|45
|7 Moxie
|13
|14
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|[[pottery hat]]
|40
|&nbsp;
|10
|11
|
|
*Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Cold Resistance]]
*Part of the [[Floaty Fatigues]]
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*+10% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[basic meat helmet]]
|[[Hairpiece On Fire]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|15
|17
|17
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[bark beret]]
|40
|5 Moxie
|9
|10
|
|
*Part of the [[Vestments of the Treeslayer]]
* So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 4
* +4 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
* +5 [[Smithsness]]
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +X based on [[Smithsness]]
|-
|-
|[[foolscap fool's cap]]
|[[high-temperature mining mask]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|17
|26
|19
|28
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*Stupendous [[Elemental Resistance|Hot Resistance]] (+4)
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-2</font>
*-100% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[ironic knit cap]]
|[[ice pick]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|7
|15
|8
|
|
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
*+15% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[meat cowboy hat]]
|[[iron helmet]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|13
|10
|15
|11
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|
* So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-2 MP per adventure
* [[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[mullet wig]]
|[[isotophat]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|9
|9
|10
|9
| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|
*Part of the [[Toxic Togs]]
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[pentacorn hat]]
|[[linoleum helmet turtle]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|12
|20
|13
|22
|&nbsp;
|
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +10
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +10
|-
|-
|[[turtle wax helmet]]
|[[makeshift turban]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|15
|15
|16
|
*Part of the [[Terrycloth Tackle]]
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*Interferes with your vision
|-
|[[Moonthril Circlet]]
|100
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|16
|17
|17
|Slight {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|
*Part of the [[Luniform]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +0-75% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[ancient turtle shell helmet]]
|[[outrageous sombrero]]
|35
|100
|2 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|24
|27
| +10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|[[Dolphin King's crown]]
|35
|2 Moxie
|18
|18
|20
|19
|All Attributes +2
|
*All Attributes +5
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-20%</font>
|-
|-
|[[enchanted eyepatch]]
|[[oxygenated eggnog helmet]]
|35
|100
|2 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|22
|18
|24
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|
*<font color=red>-100%</font> [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-100%</font>
*Permits [[underwater adventuring]]
|-
|-
|[[maiden wig]]
|[[papier-mitre]]
|35
|100
|2 Moxie
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|9
|12
|10
|12
|&nbsp;
|
* Part of the [[Pinata Provisions]]
* +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
* +2 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
* Helps you describe things
|-
|-
|[[asshat]]
|[[plaid cowboy hat]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|6
|14
|6
|16
|
|
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*Weapon Damage +20
*+1 {{element|Sleaze}}
*So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
|-
|-
|[[BRICKO hat]]
|[[Scalp of Gorgolok]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|9
|15
|10
|17
|
|
*Part of the [[BRICKOfig Outfit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[bugbear beanie]]
|[[Seasonal Beret]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|13
|14
|14
|Part of the [[Bugbear Costume]]
|-
|[[chef's hat]]
|30
|None
|9
|10
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*Prize for calendar art contest
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1 MP per Adventure
*All attributes +0 to 25% based on [[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[Cloaca-Cola helmet]]
|[[shining star cap]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|14
|18
|16
|
|
*Part of the [[Cloaca-Cola Uniform]]
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
*Bonus for December only
|-
|-
|[[coconut shell]]
|[[sinister demon mask]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|12
|17
|13
|[[Damage Absorption]] +1
|-
|[[Dyspepsi-Cola helmet]]
|30
|None
|19
|19
|20
|
|
*Part of the [[Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform]]
* +25 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-25 HP per adventure
* +25% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[festive holiday hat]]
|[[space beast fur hat]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|17
|16
|19
|19
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
*Part of the [[Space Beast Furs]]
*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|-
|[[insane tophat]]
|[[spelunker's fedora]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|12
|16
|13
|18
|Intrinsic effect: We're All Mad Here!
|
*Part of the [[Spelunker's Gear]]
*All Attributes +10%
*+4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
*+2 Stat(s) Per Fight
|-
|-
|[[metallic foil cat ears]]
|[[spooky hockey mask]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|19
|16
|22
|18
|
|
*Intrinsic effect: [[O Hai!]]
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
**Changes combat text to Lolcat
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[pail]]
|[[Spooky Putty mitre]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|4
|16
|4
|18
|[[Damage Absorption]] +10
|
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|-
|-
|[[parasitic headgnawer]]
|[[sugar chapeau]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|12
|20
|13
|
|
*Part of the [[Mutant Couture]] outfit
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
*Deals 2X-3X (max 30-45) player level [[Passive Damage|damage to attackers]], doubled under [[Yuletide Mutations]]
*+10% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per adventure
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|-
|[[party hat]]
|[[sweatband]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|8
|9
|9
|9
|
|
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per Adventure ([[Festival of Jarlsberg]] only)
* Part of the [[Workoutfit]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
* +2 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
* [[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|-
|[[propeller beanie]]
|[[time helmet]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|15
|10
|16
|11
|[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|
*Part of the [[Time Trappings]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[skeletortoise]]
|[[tin tam]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|6
|13
|7
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|
* So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
* [[Damage Reduction]]: 5
* +1 [[Stats from Fights|Mysticality Stat per Fight]]
|-
|[[training helmet]]
|100
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|14
|15
|
*Quest item
*[[Combat Initiative]] -50%
*+25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%
|-
|-
|[[Van der Graaf helmet]]
|[[Tropical Crimbo Hat]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|17
|17
|19
|
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[warbear dress helmet]]
|100
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|18
|20
|20
|
|
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +15
*Part of the [[Warbear Dress Armor]]
*Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
*+25% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[Ze™ goggles]]
|[[warbear foil hat]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|16
|16
|11
|
|
* +25% [[Item Drops from Monsters]] (Underwater only)
* +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
* Note that the character count is based on the 7-character html representation of the trademark symbol
* (additional +10lbs. to [[:Category:Robotic Familiars|Robotic Familiars]])
* Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[eyepatch]]
|[[wumpus-hair wig]]
|25
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|8
|14
|8
|15
|
|
*Part of the [[Swashbuckling Getup]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=red>-5</font>
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[samurai turtle helmet]]
|[[Xiblaxian stealth cowl]]
|25
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|20
|21
|22
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
*Part of the [[Xiblaxian Stealth Suit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +2
*Monsters will be less attracted to you
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
|-
|-
|[[bum cheek]]
|[[yak toupee]]
|20
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|8
|9
|9
|Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|10
|  
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per Adventure
|-
|-
|[[Kentucky-style derby]]
|[[Cerebral Cloche]]
|20
|90
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|19
|14
|20
|15
|&nbsp;
|
*Part of the [[Encephalic Ensemble]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +15
*Jellyfish Vision
|-
|-
|[[knobby helmet turtle]]
|[[fancy ball mask]]
|20
|90
|None
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|18
|13
|20
|15
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
|  
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[viking helmet]]
|[[gravyskin hat]]
|20
|90
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|12
|12
|13
|13
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|  
*+11 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[oriole-feather headdress]]
|[[lihc face]]
|15
|90
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|23
|8
|24
|9
|
|  
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +1
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +1
|-
|-
|[[anniversary concrete fedora]]
|[[pig-iron helm]]
|10
|90
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|25
|12
|27
|13
|All Attributes +1
|
*Part of the [[Pork Elf Prizes]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]+7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]+10
|-
|-
|[[beholed bedsheet]]
|[[safarrri hat]]
|10
|90
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|15
|11
|16
|12
|Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|-
|[[disco mask]]
|10
|None
|9
|10
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[fire]]
|10
|None
|4
|4
|
|
*+7 {{element|Hot}}
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +15
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Head on Fire, Ass Catching]]:
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10 (vs. lions only)
**[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[funny paper hat]]
|[[stainless steel skullcap]]
|10
|90
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|13
|22
|15
|24
|
|
*Comic Con item
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +30
*All Attributes +5
*[[Damage Absorption]] +60
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
|-
|[[yellow plastic hard hat]]
|90
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|20
|23
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[Hollandaise helmet]]
|[[cornuthaum]]
|85
|data-sort-value=27|27 Mox
|10
|10
|10
|None
|17
|18
|
|
[[Spell Damage]] +1
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|-
|[[helmet turtle]]
|[[hot daub bun]]
|85
|data-sort-value=27|27 Mys
|10
|10
|None
|12
|12
|13
|
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
* Part of the [[Hot Daub Ensemble]]
* +9 {{element|Hot}}
* +9 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[indie comic hipster glasses]]
|[[worn tophat]]
|85
|data-sort-value=27|27 Mox
|10
|10
|None
|11
|24
|
|27
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|All Attributes +5
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|[[asbestos helmet turtle]]
|80
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|20
|22
|
*So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[invisible bag]]
|[[clockwork hat]]
|10
|80
|None
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|12
|12
|13
|13
|Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|
*Part of the [[Clockwork Apparatus]]
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[jewel-eyed wizard hat]]
|[[cold ninja mask]]
|10
|80
|None
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|19
|13
|21
|15
|
|
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +30
*Part of the [[Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit]]
*-1 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[MP Restorers|MP Regen]] based on level
|-
*+5 Duration to Buffs You Cast
|[[four-gallon hat]]
*Allows casting of [[Magic Missile]]
|80
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|data-sort-value=0|None
|-
|14
|[[Knob Goblin harem veil]]
|15
|
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +4
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|[[grass hat]]
|80
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|8
|9
|
*Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +10
|-
|[[miner's helmet]]
|80
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|13
|14
|
*Part of the [[Mining Gear]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[sequined fez]]
|80
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|11
|12
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[turtlemail coif]]
|80
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|14
|15
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 4
|-
|[[Baron von Ratsworth's tophat]]
|75
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mox
|25
|28
|
*All Attributes +5
|-
|[[pickelhaube]]
|75
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mox
|11
|11
|
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
|-
|[[willowy bonnet]]
|75
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mox
|13
|14
|
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40
*Enables [[Rouse Sapling]] combat skill
*Part of the [[Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel]]
|-
|[[bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban]]
|70
|data-sort-value=12|12 Mys
|28
|30
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +5
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
|-
|[[Crown of the Goblin King]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|20
|24
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
|-
|[[demon-horned hat]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|15
|16
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
|-
|[[double-ice cap]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|13
|14
|
*[[Stunning|Stuns]] opponents who hit you
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-9 MP per adventure
*+10 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[goofily-plumed helmet]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|20
|21
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[meaty helmet turtle]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|17
|19
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[powdered wig]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|11
|12
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per adventure
|-
|[[Yeg's Motel shower cap]]
|66
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|22
|
*Superhuman {{element|Spooky|Resistance}} (+5)
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +66%
*Extremely fragile (will be destroyed if you are hit in combat)
*'''This item will disappear at the end of the day.'''
|-
|[[neoprene skullcap]]
|65
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|17
|
*[[Moxie]] +7
|-
|[[blue traffic cone]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|15
|17
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|[[filthy knitted dread sack]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|22
|25
|
*Part of the [[Filthy Hippy Disguise]]
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[goat beard]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|9
|10
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|[[green traffic cone]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|16
|18
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|-
|[[helm of the white knight]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|20
|24
|
*Regenerate 2-5 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*[[Elemental Resistance|Slight Resistance]] to All Elements
|-
|[[Knob Goblin elite helm]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|19
|22
|
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[leather mask]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|11
|12
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=red>-3</font>
|-
|[[orange traffic cone]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|17
|19
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[Orcish baseball cap]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|17
|19
|
*Part of the [[Frat Boy Ensemble]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color=red>-3</font>
|-
|[[red traffic cone]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|14
|16
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|[[suspicious-looking fedora]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|14
|15
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +6
|-
|[[tattered paper crown]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|18
|20
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[three-gallon hat]]
|60
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|16
|
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +3
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|[[yellow traffic cone]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|17
|19
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-
|[[barskin hat]]
|55
|data-sort-value=12|12 Mox
|10
|11
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[meatloaf helmet]]
|55
|data-sort-value=12|12 Mox
|14
|15
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
|-
|[[pimpin' meat hat]]
|55
|data-sort-value=12|12 Mox
|14
|16
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
|[[4-dimensional fez]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|17
|
*+4 Maximum [[Hooch]]
|-
|[[aerogel akubra]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|
*Part of the [[Aeroutfit]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*Lets you use Spirit Snap multiple times per fight
|-
|[[astral chapeau]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per adventure
|-
|[[balaclava]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|9
|9
|
*Part of the [[OK Lumberjack Outfit]]
*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|[[balloon helmet]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|13
|14
|
*[[Damage Absorption]] +20
|-
|[[barrelhead]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|10
|10
|
*Part of the [[Cooper's Couture]]
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +25
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per adventure
|-
|[[chalk chapeau]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
* +3 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights]] per day when equipped
* Regenerate 3-6 [[HP_Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP_Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
* [[Deleveling|Weakens]] attackers
|-
|[[chiffon chapeau]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|15
|
* +2 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
* +10 {{element|Spooky}}
* +10 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
* Deals [[Passive Damage|Cold Damage]] each round
|-
|[[clown wig]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|8
|9
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|-
|[[crepe paper phrygian cap]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|21
|24
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
* +10 {{element|Stench}}
* +10 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
* Pull down to avoid monsters
|-
|[[FantasyRealm Mage's Hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|21
|23
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
|-
|[[FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|23
|25
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15
|-
|[[FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|25
|27
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
|-
|[[gabardine garibaldi]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|19
|
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +20
* Increases the damage of [[Saucegeyser]] by 35% to 50%
|-
|[[gasmask]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|7
|7
|
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|-
|[[green cloth cap]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|15
|
* Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +15
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +15
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[Knob Goblin visor]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|15
|17
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[leather aviator's cap]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|18
|21
|
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day equipped
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 1
* Kill 5% more skeletons
|-
|[[lemon party hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|13
|15
|
* +50% [[Items from Monsters#Candy|Candy Drops from Monsters]]
* Disappears at the end of the day
|-
|[[loofah lumberjack's hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|21
|23
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
* [[HP_Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-25 HP per adventure
* Allows use of the [[Loofah Head-Scratch]] skill in combat
|-
|[[moss mitre]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|10
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}} (+2)
*Lets you [[Soul Genuflection|spend Soulsauce]] to heal
|-
|[[paperclip turban]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|15
|16
|
*Part of the [[Paperclippery]]
*All Attributes +5
*Maximum HP/MP +5
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|[[paraffin pith helmet]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|20
|
*Part of the [[Paraffinalia]]
*+2 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
*+10 {{element|Cold}}
*Lets you unleash a [[Prismatic Damage|prismatic attack]]
|-
|[[pixel hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|8
|9
|
*Part of the [[8-Bit Finery]]
*All Attributes +2
|-
|[[PirateRealm party hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|21
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
*Gain more [[FunPoints]] during [[PirateRealm]] adventures
|-
|[[polyester panama hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|20
|
*Part of the [[Synthetic Suit]]
*+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
*+10% Meat from Monsters
*Adds Damage to Disco Dances
|-
|[[primitive alien mask]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|18
|20
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +20
* +2 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day when equipped
* Reveals your inner alien
|-
|[[radiation-resistant helmet]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|25
|26
|
*Part of the [[High-Radiation Mining Gear]]
*-10% Item Drops from Monsters
|-
|[[raspberry beret]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|14
|15
|
*So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|[[real cowboy hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|15
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to cowmanbob
*+3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
*Demonstrates your commitment to the west
|-
|[[smooth velvet hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|15
|17
|
* +1 Disco Style
|-
|[[snow hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|7
|8
|
*Part of the [[Snowman Suit]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 3
|-
|[[Sombrero De Vida]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|14
|16
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[User:VidaLondres|Vida Londres]]
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
|-
|[[sucker kabuto]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*Part of the [[Sucker Samurai Suit]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|[[topeé]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|5
|
*Part of the [[Topiaria]]
*Serious Stench Resistance (+3)
*Serious Hot Resistance (+3)
*&amp;eacute; counts as 8 characters at least for Mad Tea Party (thus 12 total), not sure about PvP
|-
|[[toy Crimbot mega face]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|21
|
*Part of the [[Crimbot Crimboutfit]]
*+10% Item Drops from Monsters
*+1 Crimbot Outfit Power
*Allows use of LIGHT in combat
|-
|[[warbear plain fedora]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|18
|20
|
*+5% Items from [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBears]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +50
|-
|[[warbear plain helm]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|16
|18
|
*+20 [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBear]] Armor Penetration
*[[Weapon Damage]] +25%
*[[Spell Damage]] +50%
|-
|[[warbear plain ushanka]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|19
|21
|
*Slight {{element|Supercold|Resistance}}
*So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*Regenerate 10-15 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
|[[wax hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|6
|7
|
* Part of the [[Wax Wardrobe]]
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +10
|-
|[[basic meat fez]]
|45
|data-sort-value=7|7 Mox
|12
|14
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|-
|[[furry green turtle]]
|45
|data-sort-value=7|7 Mox
|16
|18
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[irate sombrero]]
|45
|data-sort-value=7|7 Mox
|13
|14
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|[[bark beret]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|9
|10
|
*Part of the [[Vestments of the Treeslayer]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 4
|-
|[[basic meat helmet]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|15
|17
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[foolscap fool's cap]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|17
|19
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color=red>-2</font>
|-
|[[ironic knit cap]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|13
|15
|
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +20
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|-
|[[meat cowboy hat]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|13
|15
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[mullet wig]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|9
|10
| 
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[pentacorn hat]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|12
|13
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[pottery hat]]
|40
|data-sort-value=0|None
|10
|11
|
*Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Cold Resistance]]
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[turtle wax helmet]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|15
|17
|
*Slight {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|[[two-gallon hat]]
|40
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +2
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|[[ancient turtle shell helmet]]
|35
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mox
|24
|27
| 
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|[[Dolphin King's crown]]
|35
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mox
|18
|20
|
*All Attributes +2
|-
|[[enchanted eyepatch]]
|35
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mox
|17
|18
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|[[maiden wig]]
|35
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mox
|9
|10
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[asshat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|6
|6
|
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*+1 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[BRICKO hat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|10
|
*Part of the [[BRICKOfig Outfit]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +3
|-
|[[bugbear beanie]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|
*Part of the [[Bugbear Costume]]
|-
|[[chef's hat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|10
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1 MP per Adventure
|-
|[[Cloaca-Cola helmet]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|18
|
*Part of the [[Cloaca-Cola Uniform]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
|-
|[[coconut shell]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*[[Damage Absorption]] +1
|-
|[[Dyspepsi-Cola helmet]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|20
|
*Part of the [[Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
|-
|[[festive holiday hat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|19
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|[[insane tophat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*Intrinsic effect: We're All Mad Here!
|-
|[[Jarlsberg's hat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|15
|
*Mysticality +5
*Regenerate 4-5 MP per adventure
*+1 Mysticality Stat Per Fight
*Quest Item
|-
|[[metallic foil cat ears]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|22
|
*Intrinsic effect: [[O Hai!]]
|-
|[[pail]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|4
|4
|
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
|-
|[[parasitic headgnawer]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|20
|
*Part of the [[Mutant Couture]] outfit
*Deals 2X-3X (max 30-45) player level [[Passive Damage|damage to attackers]], doubled under [[Yuletide Mutations]]
|-
|[[party hat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|8
|9
|
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per Adventure ([[Festival of Jarlsberg]] only)
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|[[propeller beanie]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|16
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|-
|[[skeletortoise]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|13
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|-
|[[Van der Graaf helmet]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|20
|
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +15
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
|-
|[[Ze™ goggles]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|17
|
* +25% [[Item Drops from Monsters]] (Underwater only)
* Note that the character count is based on the 7-character html representation of the trademark symbol
|-
|[[eyepatch]]
|25
|data-sort-value=0|None
|8
|8
|
*Part of the [[Swashbuckling Getup]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
|[[samurai turtle helmet]]
|25
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|21
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +2
|-
|[[brown paper bag mask]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|20
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +3
|-
|[[bum cheek]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|8
|9
|
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|-
|[[crêepy mask]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|10
|11
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]]+2
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +5
|-
|[[Kentucky-style derby]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|20
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[knobby helmet turtle]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|20
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
|-
|[[one-gallon hat]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +1
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|[[oversized skullcap]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|18
|
*Muscle +2
*Damage Reduction: 3
|-
|[[viking helmet]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[oriole-feather headdress]]
|15
|data-sort-value=0|None
|23
|24
|
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +1
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +1
|-
|[[silent beret]]
|13
|data-sort-value=0|None
|11
|12
|
*All Attributes <font color=red>-30%</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-50%</font>
*[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you]].
|-
|[[anniversary concrete fedora]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|25
|27
|
*All Attributes +1
|-
|[[beholed bedsheet]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|16
|
*Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|-
|[[brainwave-controlled unicorn horn]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|31
|33
|
*Part of the [[Animelf Apparel]]
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +20
*Enables Friendship. And Goring.
|-
|[[dice-print do-rag]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|17
|
* +1 Random Monster Modifier
|-
|[[Dinsey mascot mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|18
|
*Quest item
*-50% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] -100%
*Changes Your Avatar
|-
|[[disco mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|10
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|[[The Emperor's new hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|17
|
*Part of [[The Emperor's New Clothes]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +X (where X is your current level)
|-
|[[fire]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|4
|4
|
*+7 {{element|Hot}}
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Head on Fire, Ass Catching]]:
|-
|[[funny paper hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|15
|
*Comic Con item
*All Attributes +5
|-
|[[Hat O' Nine Tails]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|17
|
* Given to players who attended KoL Con IX
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +9%
|-
|[[helmet turtle]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[Hollandaise helmet]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|18
|
* [[Spell Damage]] +1
|-
|[[indie comic hipster glasses]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|24
|27
|
*All Attributes +5
|-
|[[insulting hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
* +3 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
|-
|[[invisible bag]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|-
|[[jewel-eyed wizard hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|21
|
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +30
*-1 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]
*[[MP Regeneration|MP Regen]] based on level
*+5 Duration to Buffs You Cast
*Allows casting of [[Magic Missile]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[Knob Goblin harem veil]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|22
|
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise]]
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|-
|[[KoL Con 3-D Glasses]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|19
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[makeshift yakuza mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|21
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] -10
|-
|[[mariachi hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|11
|12
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|[[mummy costume]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|-
|[[opera mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|10
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=red>-5</font>
*Will increase duration of next [[Accordion Thief|AT]] buff cast by 40% and then break
|-
|[[passable elf mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|17
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[prismatic beret]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|15
|
*Variable [[Damage Absorption]]
*Variable [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]
*Variable [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]]
*Variable [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]]
*Variable Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]
*Variable Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]]
*Variable [[Items from Monsters|Hat Drops from Monsters]]
*Variable [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*Variable [[Prismatic Damage]]
*[[Beret Boast|Boast about]], [[Beret Blast|blast from]], or [[Beret Busking|busk with]] your beret
|-
|[[pumpkinhead mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|16
|
*Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|-
|[[ravioli hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|10
|11
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|-
|[[seal-skull helmet]]
|10
|10
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|16
|22
|17
|
|  
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +1
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[KoL Con 3-D Glasses]]
|[[snorkel]]
|10
|10
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|7
|19
|7
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[mariachi hat]]
|[[space trooper helmet]]
|10
|10
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|11
|18
|12
|20
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|
*All Attributes +5
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[mummy costume]]
|[[superhero mask]]
|10
|10
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|13
|Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|14
|-
|[[opera mask]]
|10
|None
|9
|10
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-5</font>
*Comic Con item
*Will increase duration of next [[Accordion Thief|AT]] buff cast by 40% and then break
*All Attributes +5
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[passable elf mask]]
|[[webbed comic mask]]
|10
|10
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|15
|17
|17
|&nbsp;
|
*All Attributes +5
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[pumpkinhead mask]]
|[[witch hat]]
|10
|10
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|8
|16
|9
|Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|  
*Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|-
|-
|[[ravioli hat]]
|[[wolfman mask]]
|10
|None
|10
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|11
|11
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|12
|
*Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|-
|-
|[[seal-skull helmet]]
|[[The Clown Crown]]
|0
|data-sort-value=0|None
|10
|10
|None
|11
|16
|17
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +1
|-
|[[snorkel]]
|10
|None
|7
|7
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[space trooper helmet]]
|10
|None
|18
|20
|
|
*All Attributes +5
*Quest item, Spelunky only
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*-6 Luck
|-
|-
|[[superhero mask]]
|[[mining helmet]]
|10
|0
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|13
|14
|
|
*Comic Con item
*Quest item, Spelunky only
*All Attributes +5
*Damage Reduction: 2
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*Lights Dark Places
|-
|-
|[[webbed comic mask]]
|[[spelunking fedora]]
|10
|0
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|16
|17
|17
|
|
*Quest item, Spelunky only
*All Attributes +5
*All Attributes +5
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[witch hat]]
|[[X-ray goggles]]
|10
|0
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|8
|9
|Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|-
|[[wolfman mask]]
|10
|None
|11
|11
|12
|13
|Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|
*Quest item, Spelunky only
*Moxie -5
*+5 Luck
*Reveals Secrets
|}
|}


Latest revision as of 22:07, 24 August 2025

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Hats are articles of armor worn on your head. Their Power rating acts as Damage Absorption, as well as increasing the damage done by a Turtle Tamer's Headbutt attack.

Hats can also be equipped on a Mad Hatrack familiar to give it new abilities. When you visit The Mad Tea Party, the number of (non-space) characters in the name of the hat you are wearing determines the buff you receive.

Name Power Req Chars (Tea Party) Chars (PvP) Notes
Covers-Your-Head 300 250 Mox 16 16
Great Wolf's headband 300 250 Mus 19 21
Mayor Ghost's toupee 300 250 Mys 18 20
Thunkula's drinking cap 300 250 Mys 21 23
Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap 300 250 Mus 28 30
zombie mariachi hat 300 250 Mox 17 19
cool iron helmet 250 200 Mox 14 16
  • Part of the Cool Irons
  • Damage Reduction: 20
  • Serious Hot Resistance
hangman's hood 250 200 Mus 13 14
warbear electro-spiked helm 250 110 Mus 25 27
  • +60 WarBear Armor Penetration
  • Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5)
  • All Attributes -25%
warbear fancy fedora 250 110 Mus 18 20
warbear heated ushanka 250 110 Mus 20 22
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 225 50 Mox 21 23
intimidating coiffure 225 200 Mox 20 21
  • All Attributes +25%
wolfskull mask 225 200 Mox 13 14
eleven-gallon hat 220 None 16 17
8-billed baseball cap 200 85 Mox 19 21
Admiral's hat 200 85 Mox 12 13
aerated diving helmet 200 85 Mox 19 21
battered old top-hat 200 200 Mox 18 20
biker's hat 200 85 Mox 10 11
Brimstone Beret 200 30 Mox 14 15
  • Moxie +50%
  • Muscle -20%
  • Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
  • AT's BM reward
corrosive cowl 200 150 Mox 13 14
crappy Mer-kin mask 200 85 Mox 17 19
crown-shaped beanie 200 200 Mox 18 19
crumpled felt fedora 200 200 Mox 18 20
cursed eyepatch 200 85 Mus 14 15
Dinsey's brain 200 100 Mox 13 14
dreadful fedora 200 200 Mox 14 15
eelskin hat 200 85 Mys 10 11
El Vibrato helmet 200 200 Mox 15 17
electrician's hardhat 200 85 Mus 20 21
feathered headdress 200 85 Mys 18 19
foam commodore's hat 200 85 Mox 18 20
Frosty's old silk hat 200 200 Mus 18 21
ganger bandana 200 85 Mox 13 14
Goggles of Loathing 200 150 Mys 17 19
googly-ball hat 200 111 Mox 14 15
googly-heart hat 200 111 Mox 15 16
googly-star hat 200 111 Mox 14 15
hardened slime hat 200 200 Mox 16 18
hazmat helmet 200 85 Mox 12 13
Hodgman's porkpie hat 200 200 Mox 19 21
The Jokester's wig 200 50 Mox 13 14
lava balaclava 200 40 Mox 13 14
Lens of Hatred 200 125 Mox 12 14
Lens of Violence 200 125 Mys 14 16
longhaired hippy wig 200 85 Mox 18 20
lucky army helmet 200 4 Mus 15 17
MAHI fez 200 85 Mox 7 8
Mer-kin bunwig 200 85 Mox 13 14
Mer-kin facecowl 200 85 Mox 15 16
Mer-kin gladiator mask 200 85 Mus 20 20
Mer-kin headguard 200 85 Mox 16 17
Mer-kin scholar mask 200 85 Mys 20 22
Mer-kin sneakmask 200 85 Mox 16 17
moist sailor's cap 200 85 Mox 16 18
The Necbromancer's Hat 200 200 Mox 17 22
no hat 200 150 Mox 5 6
  • Variable effect
norwhal helmet 200 50 Mys 13 14
nurse's hat 200 85 Mox 10 11
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 200 200 Mys 24 27
orange peel hat 200 85 Mox 13 15
rusty diving helmet 200 85 Mox 17 19
Satan hat 200 75 Mys 8 9
sea cowboy hat 200 85 Mox 12 14
shapeless wide-brimmed hat 200 200 Mox 24 26
slime-covered helmet 200 200 Mox 19 20
sponge helmet 200 85 Mox 12 13
straw hat 200 85 Mox 8 9
ten-gallon hat 200 None 13 14
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap 200 200 Mox 22 25
water-polo cap 200 85 Mox 13 14
wreath of laurels 200 85 Mox 15 17
Zombo's skullcap 200 200 Mus 15 16
duct tape fedora 195 82 Mox 14 16
stone baseball cap 195 82 Mox 16 18
bat hat 180 75 Mox 6 7
catskin cap 180 75 Mox 10 11
nasty rat mask 180 75 Mox 12 14
nine-gallon hat 180 None 14 15
plexiglass pith helmet 180 75 Mox 20 22
honeycap 175 72 Mox 8 8
toy space helmet 175 72 Mox 14 16
wool hat 175 72 Mox 7 8
beer helmet 170 70 Mox 10 11
ghast iron Garibaldi 170 70 Mox 18 20
lynyrdskin cap 170 70 Mox 13 14
mummy mask 170 70 Mox 9 10
reinforced beaded headband 170 70 Mox 24 26
black cowboy hat 165 67 Mox 14 16
dwarvish war helmet 165 67 Mox 17 19
mesh cap 165 50 Mox 7 8
snailmail coif 165 67 Mox 13 14
star hat 165 67 Mox 7 8
big bad voodoo mask 160 65 Mox 16 19
black helmet 160 65 Mus 11 12
cold water bottle 160 65 Mox 15 17
eight-gallon hat 160 None 15 16
guard turtle shell 160 65 Mox 16 18
sealhide hood 160 65 Mox 12 13
giant discarded bottlecap 155 62 Mox 23 25
spaghetti cult mask 155 62 Mox 17 19
antique helmet 150 60 Mus 13 14
antique nutcracker hat 150 30 Mox 20 22
biomechanical crimborg helmet 150 60 Mox 27 29
brown felt tophat 150 60 Mox 15 17
clingfilm cap 150 60 Mox 12 13
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 150 40 Mox 22 25
extra-large palm-frond toupee 150 60 Mox 27 29
fireman's helmet 150 60 Mus 14 16
football helmet 150 60 Mox 14 15  
gold crown 150 60 Mox 9 10
Grimacite gasmask 150 40 Mox 16 17
grungy bandana 150 60 Mox 13 14
Mark I Steam-Hat 150 60 Mox 14 16
Mark II Steam-Hat 150 60 Mox 15 17
Mark III Steam-Hat 150 60 Mox 16 18
Mark IV Steam-Hat 150 60 Mox 15 17
Mark V Steam-Hat 150 60 Mox 14 16
murderbot mask 150 30 Mox 13 14
panhandle panhandling hat 150 175 Mus 23 25
plain paper hat 150 60 Mox 13 15
Radio Free Baseball Cap 150 60 Mox 20 23
rave visor 150 60 Mox 9 10
sleep mask 150 60 Mox 9 10
snowman-enchanting tophat 150 35 Mox 24 25
spangly sombrero 150 60 Mox 15 16
Voluminous Radio Hat 150 60 Mox 18 20
warbear feathered fedora 150 60 Mus 22 24
warbear lined ushanka 150 60 Mus 19 21
warbear spiked helm 150 60 Mus 17 19
wolf mask 150 60 Mox 8 9
Mohawk wig 140 55 Mox 9 10
seven-gallon hat 140 None 15 16
fuzzy busby 130 50 Mus 10 11
fuzzy earmuffs 130 50 Mys 13 14
fuzzy montera 130 50 Mox 12 13
spiky turtle helmet 130 50 Mox 17 19
dilapidated wizard hat 125 47 Mox 20 22
  • +10 Hot Damage
  • +15 Damage to Hot Spells
giant yellow hat 125 47 Mox 14 16
  • +10 to Familiar Damage
  • +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
  • Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure
Grimacite goggles 125 47 Mox 16 17
muddy pirate hat 125 47 Mox 14 16
adobe ayam 120 40 Mys 9 10
bellhop's hat 120 35 Mox 12 13
bonedanna 120 45 Mox 9 9
chrome helmet turtle 120 45 Mox 18 20
  • All Attributes +5
fez of etymology 120 45 Mox 14 16
fiberglass fedora 120 40 Mox 16 17
flagstone fez 120 40 Mys 12 13
Helm of the Scream Emperor 120 None 22 26
marble mariachi hat 120 40 Mox 17 19
petrified wood whoopie panama 120 40 Mox 26 29
porcelain porkpie 120 40 Mox 16 17
  • Part of the Ceramic Suit
  • +20% Food Drops from Monsters
  • Mysticality +20%
  • Adds to all Pastamancer Spells
six-gallon hat 120 None 13 14
stained glass stetson 120 40 Mys 19 21
wooden salad bowl 120 45 Mox 15 17  
wrought-iron wig 120 40 Mox 15 16
enchantlers 115 42 Mox 11 11
oil cap 115 42 Mox 6 7
Snow Queen Crown 115 42 Mox 14 16
f3d0r4 110 40 Mox 6 6
heavy crown 110 40 Mox 10 11
moose antlers 110 40 Mox 12 13
pointy red hat 110 40 Mox 12 14
yabba dabba doo rag 110 40 Mox 16 19
  • Stupendous Stench Resistance (+4)
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 100 35 Mox 28 31
Ancient Saucehelm 100 15 Mys 16 17
Big Candy's tophat 100 None 16 18
Boris's Helm 100 None 11 12
Boris's Helm (askew) 100 None 18 20
bounty-hunting helmet 100 25 Mox 20 21
bowler 100 35 Mox 6 6
Brogre bucket hat 100 35 Mox 15 17
centurion helmet 100 35 Mox 15 16
Colander of Em-er'il 100 15 Mys 18 20
Crimbo hat 100 35 Mox 9 10
The Crown of Ed the Undying 100 None 19 23
  • Free pull in an Actually Ed the Undying run
  • Maximum HP/MP +50
  • Combat Initiative +25%
  • Ed's servants will level up faster
  • Allows you to read thoughts
  • Can be adjusted to have other enchantments
Crown of Thrones 100 None 14 16
  • Put a Familiar In It!
  • That Familiar gains 1 Experience per Fight
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 100 35 Mox 26 29
Disco 'Fro Pick 100 15 Mox 13 15
draggin' ball hat 100 35 Mox 15 17
El Sombrero De Lopez 100 15 Mox 17 20
Elder Turtle Shell 100 15 Mus 16 18
Elf Guard red and white beret 100 None 24 29
  • +5 PvP fights per day when equipped (December only)
eXtreme scarf 100 35 Mox 12 13
fancy tophat 100 35 Mox 11 12
five-gallon hat 100 None 14 15
floaty rock helmet 100 35 Mox 16 18
Hairpiece On Fire 100 None 15 17
high-temperature mining mask 100 35 Mox 26 28
ice pick 100 None 7 8
iron helmet 100 20 Mox 10 11
isotophat 100 35 Mox 9 9
linoleum helmet turtle 100 35 Mox 20 22
makeshift turban 100 35 Mox 15 16
Moonthril Circlet 100 40 Mox 16 17
outrageous sombrero 100 None 18 19
oxygenated eggnog helmet 100 None 22 24
papier-mitre 100 20 Mox 12 12
plaid cowboy hat 100 35 Mox 14 16
  • Weapon Damage +20
  • So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
Scalp of Gorgolok 100 15 Mus 15 17
Seasonal Beret 100 None 13 14
  • Prize for calendar art contest
  • All attributes +0 to 25% based on Grimace darkness
shining star cap 100 None 14 16
sinister demon mask 100 35 Mox 17 19
space beast fur hat 100 35 Mox 16 19
spelunker's fedora 100 35 Mox 16 18
  • Part of the Spelunker's Gear
  • All Attributes +10%
  • +4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
  • +2 Stat(s) Per Fight
spooky hockey mask 100 35 Mox 16 18
Spooky Putty mitre 100 None 16 18
sugar chapeau 100 None 12 13
sweatband 100 35 Mox 9 9
time helmet 100 35 Mox 10 11
tin tam 100 None 6 7
training helmet 100 10 Mox 14 15
Tropical Crimbo Hat 100 35 Mox 17 19
warbear dress helmet 100 35 Mox 18 20
warbear foil hat 100 None 14 16
wumpus-hair wig 100 35 Mox 14 15
Xiblaxian stealth cowl 100 None 20 22
yak toupee 100 35 Mox 9 10
Cerebral Cloche 90 30 Mox 14 15
fancy ball mask 90 15 Mox 13 15
gravyskin hat 90 30 Mox 12 13
lihc face 90 30 Mox 8 9
pig-iron helm 90 30 Mox 12 13
safarrri hat 90 30 Mox 11 12
stainless steel skullcap 90 30 Mox 22 24
yellow plastic hard hat 90 30 Mox 20 23  
cornuthaum 85 27 Mox 10 10
hot daub bun 85 27 Mys 10 12
worn tophat 85 27 Mox 10 11
asbestos helmet turtle 80 25 Mox 20 22
clockwork hat 80 25 Mox 12 13
cold ninja mask 80 25 Mox 13 15
four-gallon hat 80 None 14 15
grass hat 80 25 Mox 8 9
miner's helmet 80 25 Mox 13 14
sequined fez 80 25 Mox 11 12
turtlemail coif 80 25 Mox 14 15
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 75 22 Mox 25 28
  • All Attributes +5
pickelhaube 75 22 Mox 11 11
willowy bonnet 75 22 Mox 13 14
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 70 12 Mys 28 30
Crown of the Goblin King 70 20 Mox 20 24
demon-horned hat 70 20 Mox 15 16
double-ice cap 70 20 Mox 13 14
goofily-plumed helmet 70 20 Mox 20 21  
meaty helmet turtle 70 20 Mox 17 19
powdered wig 70 20 Mox 11 12
Yeg's Motel shower cap 66 None 19 22
  • Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5)
  • Moxie +66%
  • Extremely fragile (will be destroyed if you are hit in combat)
  • This item will disappear at the end of the day.
neoprene skullcap 65 None 16 17
blue traffic cone 60 15 Mox 15 17
filthy knitted dread sack 60 15 Mox 22 25
goat beard 60 15 Mox 9 10
green traffic cone 60 15 Mox 16 18
helm of the white knight 60 15 Mox 20 24
Knob Goblin elite helm 60 15 Mox 19 22
leather mask 60 15 Mox 11 12
orange traffic cone 60 15 Mox 17 19
Orcish baseball cap 60 15 Mox 17 19
red traffic cone 60 15 Mox 14 16
suspicious-looking fedora 60 15 Mox 14 15
tattered paper crown 60 15 Mus 18 20
three-gallon hat 60 None 15 16
yellow traffic cone 60 15 Mox 17 19
barskin hat 55 12 Mox 10 11
meatloaf helmet 55 12 Mox 14 15
pimpin' meat hat 55 12 Mox 14 16
4-dimensional fez 50 None 16 17
aerogel akubra 50 None 13 14
astral chapeau 50 None 13 14
balaclava 50 10 Mox 9 9
balloon helmet 50 10 Mox 13 14
barrelhead 50 10 Mox 10 10
chalk chapeau 50 None 12 13
chiffon chapeau 50 None 14 15
clown wig 50 10 Mox 8 9
crepe paper phrygian cap 50 None 21 24
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 50 None 21 23
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 50 None 23 25
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm 50 None 25 27
gabardine garibaldi 50 None 18 19
gasmask 50 10 Mox 7 7
green cloth cap 50 None 13 15
Knob Goblin visor 50 10 Mox 15 17
leather aviator's cap 50 10 Mox 18 21
lemon party hat 50 10 Mox 13 15
loofah lumberjack's hat 50 None 21 23
moss mitre 50 None 9 10
paperclip turban 50 10 Mox 15 16
paraffin pith helmet 50 None 18 20
pixel hat 50 10 Mox 8 9
PirateRealm party hat 50 None 19 21
polyester panama hat 50 None 18 20
  • Part of the Synthetic Suit
  • +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
  • +10% Meat from Monsters
  • Adds Damage to Disco Dances
primitive alien mask 50 10 Mox 18 20
radiation-resistant helmet 50 None 25 26
raspberry beret 50 10 Mox 14 15
real cowboy hat 50 None 13 15
  • A custom item given to cowmanbob
  • +3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
  • Demonstrates your commitment to the west
smooth velvet hat 50 10 Mox 15 17
  • +1 Disco Style
snow hat 50 10 Mox 7 8
Sombrero De Vida 50 10 Mox 14 16
sucker kabuto 50 None 12 13
topeé 50 None 12 5
  • Part of the Topiaria
  • Serious Stench Resistance (+3)
  • Serious Hot Resistance (+3)
  • &eacute; counts as 8 characters at least for Mad Tea Party (thus 12 total), not sure about PvP
toy Crimbot mega face 50 None 18 21
  • Part of the Crimbot Crimboutfit
  • +10% Item Drops from Monsters
  • +1 Crimbot Outfit Power
  • Allows use of LIGHT in combat
warbear plain fedora 50 10 Mus 18 20
warbear plain helm 50 10 Mus 16 18
warbear plain ushanka 50 10 Mus 19 21
wax hat 50 10 Mus 6 7
basic meat fez 45 7 Mox 12 14
furry green turtle 45 7 Mox 16 18
irate sombrero 45 7 Mox 13 14
bark beret 40 5 Mox 9 10
basic meat helmet 40 5 Mox 15 17
foolscap fool's cap 40 5 Mox 17 19
ironic knit cap 40 5 Mox 13 15
meat cowboy hat 40 5 Mox 13 15
mullet wig 40 5 Mox 9 10
pentacorn hat 40 5 Mox 12 13  
pottery hat 40 None 10 11
turtle wax helmet 40 5 Mox 15 17
two-gallon hat 40 None 13 14
ancient turtle shell helmet 35 2 Mox 24 27
Dolphin King's crown 35 2 Mox 18 20
  • All Attributes +2
enchanted eyepatch 35 2 Mox 17 18
maiden wig 35 2 Mox 9 10  
asshat 30 None 6 6
BRICKO hat 30 None 9 10
bugbear beanie 30 None 13 14
chef's hat 30 None 9 10
Cloaca-Cola helmet 30 None 17 18
coconut shell 30 None 12 13
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 30 None 19 20
festive holiday hat 30 None 17 19
insane tophat 30 None 12 13
  • Intrinsic effect: We're All Mad Here!
Jarlsberg's hat 30 None 14 15
  • Mysticality +5
  • Regenerate 4-5 MP per adventure
  • +1 Mysticality Stat Per Fight
  • Quest Item
metallic foil cat ears 30 None 19 22
pail 30 None 4 4
parasitic headgnawer 30 None 19 20
party hat 30 None 8 9
propeller beanie 30 None 15 16
skeletortoise 30 None 13 13
Van der Graaf helmet 30 None 17 20
Ze™ goggles 30 None 16 17
  • +25% Item Drops from Monsters (Underwater only)
  • Note that the character count is based on the 7-character html representation of the trademark symbol
eyepatch 25 None 8 8
samurai turtle helmet 25 None 19 21
brown paper bag mask 20 None 17 20
bum cheek 20 None 8 9
crêepy mask 20 None 10 11
Kentucky-style derby 20 None 19 20  
knobby helmet turtle 20 None 18 20
one-gallon hat 20 None 13 14
oversized skullcap 20 None 17 18
  • Muscle +2
  • Damage Reduction: 3
viking helmet 20 None 12 13
oriole-feather headdress 15 None 23 24
silent beret 13 None 11 12
anniversary concrete fedora 10 None 25 27
  • All Attributes +1
beholed bedsheet 10 None 15 16
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 10 None 31 33
dice-print do-rag 10 None 16 17
  • +1 Random Monster Modifier
Dinsey mascot mask 10 None 16 18
disco mask 10 None 9 10
The Emperor's new hat 10 None 15 17
fire 10 None 4 4
funny paper hat 10 None 13 15
  • Comic Con item
  • All Attributes +5
Hat O' Nine Tails 10 None 14 17
  • Given to players who attended KoL Con IX
  • Moxie +9%
helmet turtle 10 None 12 13
Hollandaise helmet 10 None 17 18
indie comic hipster glasses 10 None 24 27
  • All Attributes +5
insulting hat 10 None 12 13
invisible bag 10 None 12 13
jewel-eyed wizard hat 10 None 19 21
Knob Goblin harem veil 10 None 19 22
KoL Con 3-D Glasses 10 None 16 19  
makeshift yakuza mask 10 None 19 21
mariachi hat 10 None 11 12
mummy costume 10 None 12 13
opera mask 10 None 9 10
  • Moxie -5
  • Will increase duration of next AT buff cast by 40% and then break
passable elf mask 10 None 15 17  
prismatic beret 10 None 14 15
pumpkinhead mask 10 None 15 16
ravioli hat 10 None 10 11
seal-skull helmet 10 None 16 17
snorkel 10 None 7 7  
space trooper helmet 10 None 18 20
  • All Attributes +5
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
superhero mask 10 None 13 14
  • Comic Con item
  • All Attributes +5
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
webbed comic mask 10 None 15 17
  • All Attributes +5
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
witch hat 10 None 8 9
wolfman mask 10 None 11 12
The Clown Crown 0 None 10 11
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
  • -6 Luck
mining helmet 0 None 12 13
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
  • Damage Reduction: 2
  • Lights Dark Places
spelunking fedora 0 None 16 17
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
  • All Attributes +5
X-ray goggles 0 None 11 13
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
  • Moxie -5
  • +5 Luck
  • Reveals Secrets
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