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{{RETURNTO Mechanics}}
{{RETURNTO Mechanics}}


Hats are articles of armor worn on your head. Their Power rating acts as [[Damage Absorption]], as well as increasing the damage done by a [[Turtle Tamer]]'s [[Headbutt]] attack.
Hats are articles of armor worn on your head. Their Power rating acts as [[Damage Absorption]], as well as increasing the damage done by a [[Turtle Tamer]]'s [[Headbutt]] attack.
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Hats can also be equipped on a [[Mad Hatrack]] familiar to give it new abilities.  When you visit [[The Mad Tea Party]], the number of (non-space) characters in the name of the hat you are wearing determines the buff you receive.
Hats can also be equipped on a [[Mad Hatrack]] familiar to give it new abilities.  When you visit [[The Mad Tea Party]], the number of (non-space) characters in the name of the hat you are wearing determines the buff you receive.


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! Notes
! Notes
|-
|-
|[[Admiral's hat]]
|[[Covers-Your-Head]]
|200
|300
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mox
|12
|16
|13
|16
|
|
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day equipped
*Part of the [[Dreadful Bugbear Suit]]
*+50 Skeleton Anger
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +250
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] + 30%
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +100
*[[Combat Initiative]] +50%
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|-
|[[aerated diving helmet]]
|[[Great Wolf's headband]]
|200
|300
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mus
|19
|19
|21
|21
|
|
*Permits [[underwater adventuring]]
*Part of the [[Dreadful Werewolf Suit]]
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +250
*<font color="red">-50%</font> [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +250
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-50%</font>
*Regenerate 50-100 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[antique helmet]]
|[[Mayor Ghost's toupee]]
|200
|300
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mys
|13
|14
|
*Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
*Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
*Can break in combat
|-
|[[battered old top-hat]]
|200
|200 Moxie
|18
|18
|20
|20
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +500
*Part of the [[Dreadful Ghost Suit]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +250
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +125
*Regenerate 25-50 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|PM]]s only
|-
|-
|[[brainwave-controlled unicorn horn]]
|[[Thunkula's drinking cap]]
|10
|300
|None
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mys
|31
|21
|33
|23
|
|
*Part of the [[Animelf Apparel]]
*Part of the [[Dreadful Vampire Suit]]
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]]/[[MP Increasers|MP]] +20
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +50%
*Enables Friendship. And Goring.
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +250
*Regenerate 20-40 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Boris's Helm]]
|[[Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap]]
|100
|300
|None
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mus
|11
|28
|12
|30
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*Part of the [[Dreadful Skeleton Suit]]
*[[Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
*Regenerate [[MP Restorers|MP]] based on Level
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +500
*+5 [[Familiar Weight]] ''or'' +1 [[Clancy (companion)|Minstrel Level]]
*Regenerate 40-80 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Boris's Helm (askew)]]
|[[zombie mariachi hat]]
|100
|300
|None
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mox
|18
|17
|20
|19
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*Part oft he [[Dreadful Zombie Suit]]
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +50%
*[[Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +150
*Regenerate [[MP Restorers|MP]] based on Level
*[[Combat Initiative]] +40%
*+5 [[Familiar Weight]] ''or'' +1 [[Clancy (companion)|Minstrel Level]]
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Brimstone Beret]]
|[[cool iron helmet]]
|200
|250
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|14
|14
|15
|16
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +50%
*Part of the [[Cool Irons]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 20
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
*Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
*[[Accordion Thief|AT]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
|-
|-
|[[corrosive cowl]]
|[[hangman's hood]]
|200
|250
|150 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|13
|13
|14
|14
|
|
*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50
*[[Slime Hates It]]
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50
*+30 {{element|Spooky}}
* [[Damage Reduction]]: 10
*Stupendous {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[crown-shaped beanie]]
|[[warbear electro-spiked helm]]
|200
|250
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=110|110 Mus
|18
|25
|19
|27
|
|
*Slight {{element|Slime|Resistance}}
*+60 [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBear]] Armor Penetration
*+20% [[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters]]
*Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5)
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*All Attributes -25%
|-
|-
|[[crumpled felt fedora]]
|[[warbear fancy fedora]]
|200
|250
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=110|110 Mus
|18
|18
|20
|20
|
|
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+15% Items from [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBears]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Combat Initiative]] -25%
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] -50
|-
|-
|[[cursed eyepatch]]
|[[warbear heated ushanka]]
|200
|250
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=110|110 Mus
|14
|20
|15
|22
|
|
*Part of the [[Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume]]
*Serious {{element|Supercold|Resistance}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*[[Weapon Damage]] -25%
*[[Spell Damage]] -50%
|-
|-
|[[eelskin hat]]
|[[Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes]]
|200
|225
|85 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|10
|21
|11
|23
|
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +35%
*[[Passive Damage]] (Underwater Only)
*[[Spell Damage]] +25
*+15% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[El Vibrato helmet]]
|[[intimidating coiffure]]
|200
|225
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|15
|20
|17
|
*Part of the [[El Vibrato Relics]]
*Can be charged with various effects
|-
|[[Frosty's old silk hat]]
|200
|200 Muscle
|18
|21
|21
|
|
*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
*All Attributes +25%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[ganger bandana]]
|[[wolfskull mask]]
|200
|225
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|13
|13
|14
|14
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15%
*+50 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[googly-ball hat]]
|[[eleven-gallon hat]]
|200
|220
|111 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|16
|15
|17
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*+3 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*All Attributes +11
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[googly-heart hat]]
|[[8-billed baseball cap]]
|200
|200
|111 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|15
|19
|16
|21
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*+3 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[googly-star hat]]
|[[Admiral's hat]]
|200
|200
|111 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|14
|12
|15
|13
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day equipped
*+3 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*+50 Skeleton Anger
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] + 30%
|-
|-
|[[hardened slime hat]]
|[[aerated diving helmet]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|16
|19
|18
|21
|
|
*Part of the [[Slimesuit]]
*Permits [[underwater adventuring]]
*Serious [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 10
*<font color=red>-25%</font> [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-50%</font>
|-
|-
|[[Hodgman's porkpie hat]]
|[[battered old top-hat]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|19
|21
|
*Part of the [[Hodgman's Regal Frippery]]
*All Attributes +20%
*+25 [[Hobo Power]]
|-
|[[longhaired hippy wig]]
|200
|85 Moxie
|18
|18
|20
|20
|
|
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +500
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
|-
|-
|[[MAHI fez]]
|[[biker's hat]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|7
|10
|8
|11
|
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[BoozerBear]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +40%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +30
*+40% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
*+20% [[Pickpocket]] Chance
|-
|-
|[[Mer-kin sneakmask]]
|[[Brimstone Beret]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|16
|14
|17
|15
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +50%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color=red>-20%</font>
*[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you]]. ([[underwater adventuring]] only)
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
*[[Accordion Thief|AT]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
|-
|-
|[[moist sailor's cap]]
|[[corrosive cowl]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=150|150 Mox
|16
|13
|18
|14
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
*+20 {{element|Stench|}}
*[[Slime Hates It]]
*Stupendous {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
*+30 {{element|Spooky}}
*Stupendous {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[nurse's hat]]
|[[crappy Mer-kin mask]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|10
|17
|11
|19
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +300
* Part of the [[Crappy Mer-kin Disguise]]
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 30-60 HP per adventure
* Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 10-15 MP per adventure
* -25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
* [[Combat Initiative]] -50%
* Lets you [[Underwater adventuring|Breathe Underwater]]
|-
|-
|[[Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat]]
|[[crown-shaped beanie]]
|200
|200
|200 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|24
|18
|27
|19
|
|
*Part of the [[Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia]]
*Slight {{element|Slime|Resistance}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*+20% [[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters]]
*+30 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|-
|[[orange peel hat]]
|[[crumpled felt fedora]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|13
|18
|15
|20
|Serious [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
|
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
|-
|-
|[[rusty diving helmet]]
|[[cursed eyepatch]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|17
|14
|19
|15
|
|
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*Part of the [[Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume]]
*<font color="red">-50%</font> [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*[[Combat Initiative]] -50%
|-
|-
|[[shapeless wide-brimmed hat]]
|[[Dinsey's brain]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=100|100 Mox
|24
|13
|26
|14
|
|
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-20 HP per Adventure
*Part of [[Dinsey's Exoskeleton]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-20 MP per Adventure
*+30 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +30%
|-
|-
|[[silent beret]]
|[[dreadful fedora]]
|13
|200
|None
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|11
|14
|12
|15
|
|
*All Attributes <font color="red">-30%</font>
*Part of the [[Dreadful Pajamas]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-50%</font>
*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you]].
*+25 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*Lets you find 5% more [[Freddy Kruegerand|Krueggerands]]
|-
|-
|[[slime-covered helmet]]
|[[eelskin hat]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mys
|19
|10
|20
|11
|
|
*So-So {{element|Slime|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
*So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[Passive Damage]] (Underwater Only)
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[sponge helmet]]
|[[El Vibrato helmet]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|12
|15
|13
|17
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-20 MP per adventure
*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
|-
|-
|[[straw hat]]
|[[electrician's hardhat]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|8
|20
|9
|21
|
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +40%
*+15% [[:Category:Food|Food Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40
*+15% [[:Category:Booze|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 20-40 HP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[The Necbromancer's Hat]]
|[[feathered headdress]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mys
|17
|18
|22
|19
|
|
*Part of [[Dark Bro's Vestments]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]]+40%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*+40% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
*+30 damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-20 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[Uncle Hobo's stocking cap]]
|[[foam commodore's hat]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|22
|18
|25
|20
|
|
*Part of [[Uncle Hobo's Rags]]
* Part of the [[Seafaring Suit]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25%
*+20 [[Monster Level]]
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25%
|-
|-
|[[water-polo cap]]
|[[Frosty's old silk hat]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|13
|18
|14
|21
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
|
|-
*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
|[[wreath of laurels]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|[[ganger bandana]]
|200
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|13
|14
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15%
|-
|[[Goggles of Loathing]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=150|150 Mys
|15
|17
|17
|19
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25
* Part of the [[Clothing of Loathing]]
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +25
* Reduces the [[Underwater adventuring#Pressure Penalties|underwater pressure penalty]] by up to 10%
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +25
* [[Combat Initiative]] +50%
* Superhuman {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[Zombo's skullcap]]
|[[googly-ball hat]]
|200
|200
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=111|111 Mox
|14
|15
|15
|16
|
|
*Part of the [[Dire Drifter Duds]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
*+3 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[duct tape fedora]]
|[[googly-heart hat]]
|195
|200
|82 Moxie
|data-sort-value=111|111 Mox
|15
|16
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*+3 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
|-
|[[googly-star hat]]
|200
|data-sort-value=111|111 Mox
|14
|14
|16
|15
|
|
*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +12
*+3 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +40
|-
|-
|[[stone baseball cap]]
|[[hardened slime hat]]
|195
|200
|82 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|16
|16
|18
|18
|
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +10
*Part of the [[Slimesuit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*Serious [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color="red">-10</font>
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
|-
|-
|[[bat hat]]
|[[hazmat helmet]]
|180
|200
|75 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|6
|12
|7
|13
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +9
*[[Damage Absorption]] +50
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*So-So Resistance to [[Elemental Resistance|All Elements]] (+2)
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 40-60 HP per adventure
*75% Chance of Preventing [[Negative Status Attacks]]
*Changes Your Avatar
|-
|-
|[[catskin cap]]
|[[Hodgman's porkpie hat]]
|180
|200
|75 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|10
|19
|11
|21
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +9
*Part of the [[Hodgman's Regal Frippery]]
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +40
*All Attributes +20%
*+25 [[Hobo Power]]
|-
|-
|[[nasty rat mask]]
|[[The Jokester's wig]]
|180
|200
|75 Moxie
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|12
|13
|14
|14
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +9
*Part of [[The Jokester's Costume]]
*[[Monster Level]] <font color="red">-5</font>
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 6-8 MP per adventure
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[plexiglass pith helmet]]
|[[lava balaclava]]
|180
|200
|75 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|20
|13
|22
|14
|
|
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+50 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 10-12 HP per Adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-12 MP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 10-12 MP per Adventure
*+50% [[Items from Monsters|Weapon Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
|-
|-
|[[honeycap]]
|[[Lens of Hatred]]
|175
|200
|72 Moxie
|data-sort-value=125|125 Mox
|8
|12
|8
|14
|
|
*Part of the [[Bits o' Honey]] outfit
* Part of the [[Hateful Habiliment]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
* +15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Item Drops from Monsters]]
* Reduces enemy defense by 10%
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +15
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60%
* Grants use of [[Hateful Gaze]]
|-
|-
|[[toy space helmet]]
|[[Lens of Violence]]
|175
|200
|72 Moxie
|data-sort-value=125|125 Mys
|14
|14
|16
|16
|
|
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
* Part of the [[Violent Vestments]]
*Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
* +15% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*Provides Mostly Accurate Battle Statistics During Fights
* +5% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
* Grants use of [[Violent Gaze]]
|-
|-
|[[wool hat]]
|[[longhaired hippy wig]]
|175
|200
|72 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|7
|18
|8
|20
|
|
*[[Damage Absorption]] +20
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
|-
|-
|[[beer helmet]]
|[[lucky army helmet]]
|170
|200
|70 Moxie
|data-sort-value=4|4 Mus
|10
|15
|11
|17
|
|
*Part of the [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +40
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +100
*So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to all Elements]] (+2)
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
|-
|-
|[[mummy mask]]
|[[MAHI fez]]
|170
|200
|70 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|9
|7
|10
|8
| +12 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[reinforced beaded headband]]
|170
|70 Moxie
|24
|26
|
|
*Part of the [[War Hippy Fatigues]]
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[BoozerBear]]
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +40
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +30
|-
|-
|[[black cowboy hat]]
|[[Mer-kin bunwig]]
|165
|200
|67 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|13
|14
|14
|16
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +8
* +10% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[dwarvish war helmet]]
|[[Mer-kin facecowl]]
|165
|200
|67 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|17
|15
|19
|16
|
|
*Part of the [[Dwarvish War Uniform]]
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*Shows monster attack strength
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30%
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 8-12 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[mesh cap]]
|[[Mer-kin gladiator mask]]
|165
|200
|50 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|7
|20
|8
|20
|
|
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Red Neck]]:
* Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
**[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
* -25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
**[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-5</font>
* [[Combat Initiative]] -50%
* Lets you [[Underwater adventuring|Breathe Underwater]]
|-
|-
|[[snailmail coif]]
|[[Mer-kin headguard]]
|165
|200
|67 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|13
|16
|14
|17
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
* +2 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 8
* +10 to [[Monster Level]]
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
|-
|-
|[[star hat]]
|[[Mer-kin scholar mask]]
|165
|200
|67 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mys
|7
|20
|8
|22
|
|
*Part of the [[Star Garb]]
* Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +30
* -25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
* [[Combat Initiative]] -50%
* Lets you [[Underwater adventuring|Breathe Underwater]]
|-
|-
|[[big bad voodoo mask]]
|[[Mer-kin sneakmask]]
|160
|200
|65 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|16
|16
|19
|17
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
*[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you]]. ([[underwater adventuring]] only)
|-
|-
|[[black helmet]]
|[[moist sailor's cap]]
|160
|200
|65 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|11
|12
|
*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
|-
|[[guard turtle shell]]
|160
|65 Moxie
|16
|16
|18
|18
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +50
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*+20 {{element|Stench|}}
*Stupendous {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[sealhide hood]]
|[[The Necbromancer's Hat]]
|160
|200
|65 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|12
|17
|13
|22
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*Part of [[Dark Bro's Vestments]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*+30 damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
|-
|[[no hat]]
|200
|data-sort-value=150|150 Mox
|5
|6
|
*Variable effect
|-
|-
|[[giant discarded bottlecap]]
|[[norwhal helmet]]
|155
|200
|62 Moxie
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mys
|23
|13
|25
|14
|
|
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*+2 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
*[[Spell Damage]] +60%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-10</font>
*+60% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[spaghetti cult mask]]
|[[nurse's hat]]
|155
|200
|62 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|17
|10
|19
|11
|
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +300
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 30-60 HP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-15 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[biomechanical crimborg helmet]]
|[[Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mys
|24
|27
|27
|29
|
|
*Part of the [[Crimborg Assault Armor]]
*Part of the [[Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia]]
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*+30 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|-
|[[clingfilm cap]]
|[[orange peel hat]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|12
|13
|13
|
|15
*Part of the [[Roy Orbison Disguise]]
|
*Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*Serious [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
|-
|-
|[[extra-large palm-frond toupee]]
|[[rusty diving helmet]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|27
|17
|29
|19
|
|
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*<font color=red>-50%</font> [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] -50%
|-
|-
|[[football helmet]]
|[[Satan hat]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mys
|14
|8
|15
|9
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[Grimacite gasmask]]
|150
|40 Moxie
|16
|17
|
|
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*+50% [[Items from Monsters|Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*+30 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|Saucerors]] only
|-
|-
|[[fireman's helmet]]
|[[sea cowboy hat]]
|150
|200
|60 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|12
|14
|14
|16
|
|
*Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
* +3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*All Attributes +10%
* Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*+1 [[FDKOL commendation|FDKOL Commendation]] per [[brushfires|Fire]]
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +50
|-
|-
|[[grungy bandana]]
|[[shapeless wide-brimmed hat]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|13
|24
|14
|26
|
|
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-20 HP per Adventure
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-20 MP per Adventure
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
|-
|-
|[[panhandle panhandling hat]]
|[[slime-covered helmet]]
|150
|200
|175 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|23
|19
|25
|[[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters|Drops]] +30%
|-
|[[Radio Free Baseball Cap]]
|150
|60 Moxie
|20
|20
|23
|
|
*Part of the [[Radio Free Regalia]]
*So-So {{element|Slime|Resistance}}
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Radio Head]]:
*So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
**[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[rave visor]]
|[[sponge helmet]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|9
|12
|10
|13
|
|
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]]+20
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*Quest Item
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-20 MP per adventure
*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
|-
|-
|[[sleep mask]]
|[[straw hat]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|8
|9
|9
|10
|
|Intrinsic Effect: [[Temporary Blindness]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+15% [[:Category:Food|Food Drops from Monsters]]
*+15% [[:Category:Booze|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[spangly sombrero]]
|[[ten-gallon hat]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|13
|16
|14
|
|
*+3 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +10
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[Voluminous Radio Hat]]
|[[Uncle Hobo's stocking cap]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|18
|22
|20
|25
|
|
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*Part of [[Uncle Hobo's Rags]]
*Radio prize
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*+20 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[wolf mask]]
|[[water-polo cap]]
|150
|200
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|8
|9
|
*Part of the [[Furry Suit]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|[[Mohawk wig]]
|140
|55 Moxie
|9
|10
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|[[fuzzy busby]]
|130
|50 Muscle
|10
|11
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|[[fuzzy earmuffs]]
|130
|50 Mysticality
|13
|13
|14
|14
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
|-
|[[wreath of laurels]]
|200
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|15
|17
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +25
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +25
|-
|-
|[[fuzzy montera]]
|[[Zombo's skullcap]]
|130
|200
|50 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|12
|15
|13
|16
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*Part of the [[Dire Drifter Duds]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +7%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +7
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[spiky turtle helmet]]
|[[duct tape fedora]]
|130
|195
|50 Moxie
|data-sort-value=82|82 Mox
|17
|14
|19
|16
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +8
*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
*+8 [[Monster Level]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +12
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40
|-
|-
|[[Grimacite goggles]]
|[[stone baseball cap]]
|125
|195
|47 Moxie
|data-sort-value=82|82 Mox
|16
|16
|17
|18
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color=red>-10</font>
|-
|[[bat hat]]
|180
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mox
|6
|7
|
|
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +9
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[worn tophat]]
|[[catskin cap]]
|125
|180
|47 Moxie
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mox
|10
|10
|11
|11
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +9
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +40
|-
|-
|[[bonedanna]]
|[[nasty rat mask]]
|120
|180
|45 Moxie
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mox
|9
|12
|9
|14
|
|
*[[Elemental Resistance|Serious Spooky Resistance]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +9
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*[[Monster Level]] <font color=red>-5</font>
|-
|-
|[[chrome helmet turtle]]
|[[nine-gallon hat]]
|120
|180
|45 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|20
|All Attributes +5
|-
|[[fez of etymology]]
|120
|45 Moxie
|14
|14
|16
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
|-
|[[wooden salad bowl]]
|120
|45 Moxie
|15
|15
|17
|
|&nbsp;
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +9
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[enchantlers]]
|[[plexiglass pith helmet]]
|115
|180
|42 Moxie
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mox
|11
|20
|11
|22
| +10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
|-
|[[Snow Queen Crown]]
|115
|42 Moxie
|14
|16
|
|
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-12 HP per Adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-12 MP per Adventure
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
|-
|-
|[[f3d0r4]]
|[[honeycap]]
|110
|175
|40 Moxie
|data-sort-value=72|72 Mox
|6
|8
|6
|8
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
|
*Part of the [[Bits o' Honey]] outfit
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*+10% [[Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[pointy red hat]]
|[[toy space helmet]]
|110
|175
|40 Moxie
|data-sort-value=72|72 Mox
|12
|14
|14
|[[Damage Reduction]] 5
|-
|[[Ancient Saucehelm]]
|100
|15 Mysticality
|16
|16
|17
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +11
*Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
*Provides Mostly Accurate Battle Statistics During Fights
|-
|-
|[[bounty-hunting helmet]]
|[[wool hat]]
|100
|175
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=72|72 Mox
|20
|7
|21
|8
|
|
*Part of the [[Bounty-Hunting Rig]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +20
*+20% [[Items from Monsters]]
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[bowler]]
|[[beer helmet]]
|100
|170
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|6
|10
|6
|11
|
|
*Part of the [[Bow Tux]]
*Part of the [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40
|-
|-
|[[Colander of Em-er'il]]
|[[ghast iron Garibaldi]]
|100
|170
|15 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|18
|18
|20
|20
|
|
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-6 MP per adventure
*Part of the [[Ghast Iron Gear]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|P]]s only
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[Crimbo hat]]
|[[lynyrdskin cap]]
|100
|170
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|13
|14
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
|-
|[[mummy mask]]
|170
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|9
|9
|10
|10
| 
*+12 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[reinforced beaded headband]]
|170
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|24
|26
|
|
*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
*Part of the [[War Hippy Fatigues]]
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +40
|-
|-
|[[Crown of Thrones]]
|[[black cowboy hat]]
|100
|165
|None
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mox
|14
|14
|16
|16
|
|
*Put a Familiar In It!
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
*That Familiar gains 1 Experience per Fight
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +8
|-
|-
|[[depleted Grimacite ninja mask]]
|[[dwarvish war helmet]]
|100
|165
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mox
|26
|17
|29
|19
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-25% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*Part of the [[Dwarvish War Uniform]]
*+0-5 [[Extra PvP Fights]] based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*Shows monster attack strength
|-
|[[mesh cap]]
|165
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|7
|8
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=red>-5</font>
|-
|-
|[[Disco 'Fro Pick]]
|[[snailmail coif]]
|100
|165
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mox
|13
|13
|15
|14
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +11%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 8
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|-
|[[draggin' ball hat]]
|[[star hat]]
|100
|165
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mox
|15
|7
|17
|8
|
|
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Draggin' Balls]]:
*Part of the [[Star Garb]]
**[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color="red">-3</font>
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +30
**[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
|-
|-
|[[Elder Turtle Shell]]
|[[big bad voodoo mask]]
|100
|160
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|16
|16
|18
|19
|
|
*+3 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[El Sombrero De Lopez]]
|[[black helmet]]
|100
|160
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mus
|17
|11
|20
|12
|
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +7
*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +30
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[eXtreme scarf]]
|[[cold water bottle]]
|100
|160
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|12
|15
|13
|17
|
|
*Part of the [[eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear]]
* +10 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
* +20 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
* So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[fancy tophat]]
|[[eight-gallon hat]]
|100
|160
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|11
|15
|12
|16
|
|
*Part of the [[Fancy Tux]]
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%
*All Attributes +8
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[floaty rock helmet]]
|[[guard turtle shell]]
|100
|160
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|16
|16
|18
|18
|
|
*Part of the [[Floaty Fatigues]]
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +50
*+10% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[ice pick]]
|[[sealhide hood]]
|100
|160
|None
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|7
|12
|8
|13
|
|
*+15% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[linoleum helmet turtle]]
|[[giant discarded bottlecap]]
|100
|155
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=62|62 Mox
|20
|23
|22
|25
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +10
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +10
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color=red>-10</font>
|-
|-
|[[makeshift turban]]
|[[spaghetti cult mask]]
|100
|155
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=62|62 Mox
|15
|16
|
*Part of the [[Terrycloth Tackle]]
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Temporary Blindness]]:
**[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-25%</font>
**<font color="red">-75%</font> [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[Moonthril Circlet]]
|100
|40 Moxie
|16
|17
|17
|19
|
|
*Part of the [[Luniform]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +0-75% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[outrageous sombrero]]
|[[antique helmet]]
|100
|150
|None
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|18
|13
|19
|14
|
|
*All Attributes +5
*Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
*So-So (+2) {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
*Can break in combat
|-
|[[antique nutcracker hat]]
|150
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|20
|22
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
|-
|[[biomechanical crimborg helmet]]
|150
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|27
|29
|
*Part of the [[Crimborg Assault Armor]]
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[Scalp of Gorgolok]]
|[[brown felt tophat]]
|100
|150
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|15
|15
|17
|17
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Seasonal Beret]]
|[[clingfilm cap]]
|100
|150
|None
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|12
|13
|13
|14
|
|
*Prize for calendar art contest
*Part of the [[Roy Orbison Disguise]]
*All attributes +0 to 25% based on [[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]
*Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
|-
|[[Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat]]
|150
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|22
|25
|
*+25 {{element|Cold}}
*Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}} (+3)
*Dolphins will occasionally return items they've stolen from you
|-
|-
|[[sinister demon mask]]
|[[extra-large palm-frond toupee]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|17
|27
|19
|29
|
|
* +25 {{element|Spooky}}
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 10-25 HP per adventure
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
* +25% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[spooky hockey mask]]
|[[fireman's helmet]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|14
|16
|16
|18
|
|
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*All Attributes +10%
*+1 [[FDKOL commendation|FDKOL Commendation]] per [[brushfires|Fire]]
|-
|-
|[[Spooky Putty mitre]]
|[[football helmet]]
|100
|150
|None
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|16
|14
|18
|15
| +3 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[sugar chapeau]]
|[[gold crown]]
|100
|150
|None
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|12
|9
|13
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
*+10% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per adventure
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|[[time helmet]]
|100
|35 Moxie
|10
|10
|11
|
|
*Part of the [[Time Trappings]]
* Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
* [[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-4 HP per adventure
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per adventure
* +10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[Tropical Crimbo Hat]]
|[[Grimacite gasmask]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|16
|17
|17
|19
|
|
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[wumpus-hair wig]]
|[[grungy bandana]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|13
|14
|14
|15
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-5</font>
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[yak toupee]]
|[[Mark I Steam-Hat]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|9
|10
|[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per Adventure
|-
|[[Cerebral Cloche]]
|90
|30 Moxie
|14
|14
|15
|16
|
|
*Part of the [[Encephalic Ensemble]]
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +15
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
*Jellyfish Vision
|-
|-
|[[fancy ball mask]]
|[[Mark II Steam-Hat]]
|90
|150
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|13
|15
|15
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|17
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
* [[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[lihc face]]
|[[Mark III Steam-Hat]]
|90
|150
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|8
|16
|9
|18
|So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[pig-iron helm]]
|90
|30 Moxie
|12
|13
|
|
*Part of the [[Pork Elf Prizes]]
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]+7
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]+10
* [[Combat Initiative]] +15%
* [[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
|-
|-
|[[safarrri hat]]
|[[Mark IV Steam-Hat]]
|90
|150
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|11
|15
|12
|17
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +15
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10 (vs. lions only)
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
* [[Combat Initiative]] +15%
* [[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
* +10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[stainless steel skullcap]]
|[[Mark V Steam-Hat]]
|90
|150
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|22
|14
|24
|16
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Damage Absorption]] +60
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
* [[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
* [[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
* +10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
* Has a Death Ray on it
** Grants use of [[Fire Death Ray]]
|-
|-
|[[yellow plastic hard hat]]
|[[murderbot mask]]
|90
|150
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|20
|13
|14
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
* +2 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights]] per day when equipped
* Makes you look like a Murderbot
|-
|[[panhandle panhandling hat]]
|150
|data-sort-value=175|175 Mus
|23
|23
|&nbsp;
|25
|
*[[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters|Drops]] +30%
|-
|-
|[[cornuthaum]]
|[[plain paper hat]]
|85
|150
|27 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|10
|13
|10
|15
|
|
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
* +20 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
* +25 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30%
|-
|-
|[[asbestos helmet turtle]]
|[[Radio Free Baseball Cap]]
|80
|150
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|20
|20
|22
|23
|So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|
*Part of the [[Radio Free Regalia]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20
|-
|-
|[[clockwork hat]]
|[[rave visor]]
|80
|150
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|12
|9
|13
|10
|
|
*Part of the [[Clockwork Apparatus]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]]+20
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*Quest Item
|-
|[[sleep mask]]
|150
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|9
|10
|
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Temporary Blindness]]
|-
|[[snowman-enchanting tophat]]
|150
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|24
|25
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*Can turn enemies into snowmen
|-
|-
|[[cold ninja mask]]
|[[spangly sombrero]]
|80
|150
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|13
|15
|15
|16
|
|
*Part of the [[Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit]]
*+3 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[grass hat]]
|[[Voluminous Radio Hat]]
|80
|150
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|8
|18
|9
|20
|
|
*Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +10
*Radio prize
|-
|-
|[[miner's helmet]]
|[[warbear feathered fedora]]
|80
|150
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|13
|22
|14
|24
|
|
*Part of the [[Mining Gear]]
*+10% Items from [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBears]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[sequined fez]]
|[[warbear lined ushanka]]
|80
|150
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|11
|19
|12
|21
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|
*So-So {{element|Supercold|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[turtlemail coif]]
|[[warbear spiked helm]]
|80
|150
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|14
|17
|15
|19
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*+40 [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBear]] Armor Penetration
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 4
|-
|-
|[[Baron von Ratsworth's tophat]]
|[[wolf mask]]
|75
|150
|22 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|25
|8
|28
|9
|All Attributes +5
|
*Part of the [[Furry Suit]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|[[Mohawk wig]]
|140
|data-sort-value=55|55 Mox
|9
|10
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[willowy bonnet]]
|[[seven-gallon hat]]
|75
|140
|22 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|15
|14
|16
|
|
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +40
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*Enables [[Rouse Sapling]] combat skill
*All Attributes +7
*Part of the [[Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel]]
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban]]
|[[fuzzy busby]]
|70
|130
|12 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mus
|28
|10
|30
|11
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
|-
|-
|[[Crown of the Goblin King]]
|[[fuzzy earmuffs]]
|70
|130
|20 Moxie
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mys
|20
|24
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
|-
|[[demon-horned hat]]
|70
|20 Moxie
|15
|16
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
|-
|[[double-ice cap]]
|70
|20 Moxie
|13
|13
|14
|14
|
|
*[[Stunning|Stuns]] opponents who hit you
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-9 MP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
*+10 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[goofily-plumed helmet]]
|[[fuzzy montera]]
|70
|130
|20 Moxie
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|20
|12
|21
|13
|&nbsp;
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Combat Initiative]] +7%
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[meaty helmet turtle]]
|[[spiky turtle helmet]]
|70
|130
|20 Moxie
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|17
|17
|19
|19
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +8
*+8 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[powdered wig]]
|[[dilapidated wizard hat]]
|70
|125
|20 Moxie
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mox
|11
|20
|12
|22
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*+10 Hot Damage
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per adventure
*+15 Damage to Hot Spells
|-
|-
|[[blue traffic cone]]
|[[giant yellow hat]]
|60
|125
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mox
|15
|14
|17
|16
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*+10 to Familiar Damage
*So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
*+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
*Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[filthy knitted dread sack]]
|[[Grimacite goggles]]
|60
|125
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mox
|22
|16
|25
|17
|
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|[[muddy pirate hat]]
|125
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mox
|14
|16
|
|
*Part of the [[Filthy Hippy Disguise]]
* +5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
* [[Combat Initiative]] +20%
|-
|-
|[[goat beard]]
|[[adobe ayam]]
|60
|120
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mys
|9
|9
|10
|10
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|
*+3 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
*+20% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*[[Adobe Ayam Subscription|Subscribe]] for access to Premium Enchantments&trade;
|-
|-
|[[green traffic cone]]
|[[bellhop's hat]]
|60
|120
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|16
|12
|18
|13
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*Helps you blend in at [[The Ice Hotel]]
|-
|-
|[[helm of the white knight]]
|[[bonedanna]]
|60
|120
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|20
|9
|24
|9
|
|
*Regenerate 2-5 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*[[Elemental Resistance|Serious Spooky Resistance]]
*[[Elemental Resistance|Slight Resistance]] to All Elements
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin elite helm]]
|[[chrome helmet turtle]]
|60
|120
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|19
|18
|22
|20
|
|  
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
*All Attributes +5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|-
|[[leather mask]]
|[[fez of etymology]]
|60
|120
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|11
|14
|12
|16
|
|  
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-3</font>
|-
|-
|[[orange traffic cone]]
|[[fiberglass fedora]]
|60
|120
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|16
|17
|17
|19
|  
* +3 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
* +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
* Doubles the effectiveness of [[The Sonata of Sneakiness (skill)|The Sonata of Sneakiness]] and [[Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (skill)|Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation]]
|-
|[[flagstone fez]]
|120
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mys
|12
|13
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
* +5 [[Prismatic Damage]]
* Allows use of the [[Flagstone Fez Ritual]] skill in combat
|-
|[[Helm of the Scream Emperor]]
|120
|data-sort-value=0|None
|22
|26
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
* Part of the [[Raiments of the Final Boss]]
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
* +2 [[Stats from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
* All Attributes +5%
|-
|-
|[[Orcish baseball cap]]
|[[marble mariachi hat]]
|60
|120
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|17
|17
|19
|19
|
|
*Part of the [[Frat Boy Ensemble]]
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +30%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-3</font>
*Deals [[Passive Damage]] to attackers
|-
|[[petrified wood whoopie panama]]
|120
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|26
|29
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%
* +10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Change of Critical Hit]]
* Headbutt attacking foes
|-
|-
|[[red traffic cone]]
|[[porcelain porkpie]]
|60
|120
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|14
|16
|16
|17
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*Part of the [[Ceramic Suit]]
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*+20% Food Drops from Monsters
*Mysticality +20%
*Adds {{element|Sleaze Damage}} to all Pastamancer Spells
|-
|-
|[[tattered paper crown]]
|[[six-gallon hat]]
|60
|120
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|13
|20
|14
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +6
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[yellow traffic cone]]
|[[stained glass stetson]]
|60
|120
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mys
|17
|19
|19
|21
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+5 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*+5 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*+5 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*+5 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*+5 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[barskin hat]]
|[[wooden salad bowl]]
|55
|120
|12 Moxie
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|10
|15
|11
|17
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[meatloaf helmet]]
|[[wrought-iron wig]]
|55
|120
|12 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|14
|15
|15
|16
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*Part of the [[Wrought Wrappings]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
*+3 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*Makes [[Northern Explosion]] deal additional damage over time
|-
|[[enchantlers]]
|115
|data-sort-value=42|42 Mox
|11
|11
|
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[pimpin' meat hat]]
|[[oil cap]]
|55
|115
|12 Moxie
|data-sort-value=42|42 Mox
|14
|6
|16
|7
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
* Part of the [[Oil Rig]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per adventure
* So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[astral chapeau]]
|[[Snow Queen Crown]]
|50
|115
|None
|data-sort-value=42|42 Mox
|13
|14
|14
|16
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
*Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[balaclava]]
|[[f3d0r4]]
|50
|110
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|9
|6
|9
|6
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
|-
|[[heavy crown]]
|110
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|10
|11
|
*All Attributes +5
*+5 to Familiar Damage
*[[Combat_Initiative|Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|[[moose antlers]]
|110
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|12
|13
|
|
*Part of the [[OK Lumberjack Outfit]]
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[balloon helmet]]
|[[pointy red hat]]
|50
|110
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|13
|12
|14
|14
|[[Damage Absorption]] +20
|  
*[[Damage Reduction]] 5
|-
|-
|[[clown wig]]
|[[yabba dabba doo rag]]
|50
|110
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|8
|16
|9
|19
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*Stupendous Stench [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+4)
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
*Regenerate 5-10 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
|-
|-
|[[gasmask]]
|[[All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|7
|28
|7
|31
|Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|
* +20 {{element|Sleaze}}
* So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
* +20% [[Items from Monsters#Candy|Candy Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin visor]]
|[[Ancient Saucehelm]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mys
|15
|16
|17
|17
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +11
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|-
|[[leather aviator's cap]]
|[[Big Candy's tophat]]
|200
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|18
|18
|21
|
|
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day equipped
* +25% [[Items from Monsters#Candy|Candy Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 1
* [[Damage Reduction]]: 5
* Kill 5% more skeletons
|-
|-
|[[paperclip turban]]
|[[Boris's Helm]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|11
|16
|12
|
|
*Part of the [[Paperclippery]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*All Attributes +5
*[[Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Maximum HP/MP +5
*Regenerate [[MP Regeneration|MP]] based on Level
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
*+5 [[Familiar Weight]] ''or'' +1 [[Clancy (companion)|Minstrel Level]]
|-
|-
|[[pixel hat]]
|[[Boris's Helm (askew)]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|8
|18
|9
|20
|
|
*Part of the [[8-Bit Finery]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*All Attributes +2
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Regenerate [[MP Regeneration|MP]] based on Level
*+5 [[Familiar Weight]] ''or'' +1 [[Clancy (companion)|Minstrel Level]]
|-
|-
|[[raspberry beret]]
|[[bounty-hunting helmet]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|14
|20
|15
|21
|So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|
*Part of the [[Bounty-Hunting Rig]]
*+20% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[bowler]]
|100
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|6
|6
|
*Part of the [[Bow Tux]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
|-
|[[snow hat]]
|[[Brogre bucket hat]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|7
|15
|8
|17
|
|
*Part of the [[Snowman Suit]]
*Part of the [[Brogre Brouture]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 3
*[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be more attracted to you]]
|-
|-
|[[Sombrero De Vida]]
|[[centurion helmet]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|14
|15
|16
|16
|
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[User:VidaLondres|Vida Londres]]
*Part of the [[Gladiatorial Glad Rags]]
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
*All Attributes +7
|-
|-
|[[Sucker kabuto]]
|[[Colander of Em-er'il]]
|50
|100
|
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mys
|12
|18
|13
|20
|
|
*Part of the [[Sucker Samurai Suit]]
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-6 MP per adventure
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|P]]s only
|-
|-
|[[basic meat fez]]
|[[Crimbo hat]]
|45
|100
|7 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|12
|9
|14
|10
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[furry green turtle]]
|[[The Crown of Ed the Undying]]
|45
|100
|7 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|19
|18
|23
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|
*Free pull in an [[Actually Ed the Undying]] run
*Maximum HP/MP +50
*Combat Initiative +25%
*Ed's servants will level up faster
*Allows you to read thoughts
*Can be adjusted to have other enchantments
|-
|-
|[[irate sombrero]]
|[[Crown of Thrones]]
|45
|100
|7 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|14
|16
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|
*Put a Familiar In It!
*That Familiar gains 1 Experience per Fight
|-
|-
|[[pottery hat]]
|[[depleted Grimacite ninja mask]]
|40
|100
|&nbsp;
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|10
|26
|11
|29
|
|
*Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Cold Resistance]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-25% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*+0-5 [[Extra PvP Fights]] based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[basic meat helmet]]
|[[Disco 'Fro Pick]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|13
|15
|15
|17
|
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
*[[Combat Initiative]] +11%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|-
|[[bark beret]]
|[[draggin' ball hat]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|9
|15
|10
|17
|
|
*Part of the [[Vestments of the Treeslayer]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color=red>-3</font>
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 4
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
|-
|-
|[[foolscap fool's cap]]
|[[El Sombrero De Lopez]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|17
|17
|19
|20
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-2</font>
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[ironic knit cap]]
|[[Elder Turtle Shell]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|13
|16
|15
|18
|
|
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
*+3 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[meat cowboy hat]]
|[[Elf Guard red and white beret]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|24
|15
|29
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|
*+5 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights]] per day when equipped (December only)
|-
|-
|[[mullet wig]]
|[[eXtreme scarf]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|9
|10
| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[pentacorn hat]]
|40
|5 Moxie
|12
|12
|13
|13
|&nbsp;
|
*Part of the [[eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|-
|[[turtle wax helmet]]
|[[fancy tophat]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|15
|11
|17
|12
|Slight {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|
*Part of the [[Fancy Tux]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[ancient turtle shell helmet]]
|[[five-gallon hat]]
|35
|100
|2 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|24
|14
|27
|15
| +10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +5
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[Dolphin King's crown]]
|[[floaty rock helmet]]
|35
|100
|2 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|16
|18
|18
|20
|
|All Attributes +2
*Part of the [[Floaty Fatigues]]
*+10% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[enchanted eyepatch]]
|[[Hairpiece On Fire]]
|35
|100
|2 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|17
|17
|18
|
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
* So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
* +4 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
* +5 [[Smithsness]]
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +X based on [[Smithsness]]
|-
|-
|[[maiden wig]]
|[[high-temperature mining mask]]
|35
|100
|2 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|9
|26
|10
|28
|&nbsp;
|
*Stupendous [[Elemental Resistance|Hot Resistance]] (+4)
*-100% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[asshat]]
|[[ice pick]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|6
|7
|6
|8
|
|
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*+15% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+1 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[BRICKO hat]]
|[[iron helmet]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|9
|10
|10
|11
|
|
*Part of the [[BRICKOfig Outfit]]
* So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +3
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-2 MP per adventure
* [[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[bugbear beanie]]
|[[isotophat]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|13
|9
|14
|Part of the [[Bugbear Costume]]
|-
|[[chef's hat]]
|30
|None
|9
|9
|10
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*Part of the [[Toxic Togs]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1 MP per Adventure
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[Cloaca-Cola helmet]]
|[[linoleum helmet turtle]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|17
|20
|18
|22
|
|
*Part of the [[Cloaca-Cola Uniform]]
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +10
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +10
|-
|-
|[[coconut shell]]
|[[makeshift turban]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|12
|15
|13
|16
|[[Damage Absorption]] +1
|-
|[[Dyspepsi-Cola helmet]]
|30
|None
|19
|20
|
|
*Part of the [[Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform]]
*Part of the [[Terrycloth Tackle]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*Interferes with your vision
|-
|-
|[[festive holiday hat]]
|[[Moonthril Circlet]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|16
|17
|17
|
*Part of the [[Luniform]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +0-75% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|[[outrageous sombrero]]
|100
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|19
|19
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
*All Attributes +5
*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-20%</font>
|-
|-
|[[insane tophat]]
|[[oxygenated eggnog helmet]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|Intrinsic effect: We're All Mad Here!
|-
|[[metallic foil cat ears]]
|30
|None
|19
|22
|22
|24
|
|
*Intrinsic effect: [[O Hai!]]
*<font color=red>-100%</font> [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
**Changes combat text to Lolcat
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-100%</font>
*Permits [[underwater adventuring]]
|-
|-
|[[pail]]
|[[papier-mitre]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|4
|12
|4
|12
|[[Damage Absorption]] +10
|
* Part of the [[Pinata Provisions]]
* +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
* +2 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
* Helps you describe things
|-
|-
|[[parasitic headgnawer]]
|[[plaid cowboy hat]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|19
|14
|20
|16
|
|
*Part of the [[Mutant Couture]] outfit
*Weapon Damage +20
*Deals 2X-3X (max 30-45) player level [[Passive Damage|damage to attackers]], doubled under [[Yuletide Mutations]]
*So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
|-
|-
|[[party hat]]
|[[Scalp of Gorgolok]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|8
|15
|9
|17
|
|
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per Adventure ([[Festival of Jarlsberg]] only)
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[propeller beanie]]
|[[Seasonal Beret]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|16
|[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|-
|[[skeletortoise]]
|30
|None
|13
|13
|13
|14
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|
*Prize for calendar art contest
*All attributes +0 to 25% based on [[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]
|-
|[[shining star cap]]
|100
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|16
|
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Bonus for December only
|-
|-
|[[Van der Graaf helmet]]
|[[sinister demon mask]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|17
|17
|20
|19
|
|
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +15
* +25 {{element|Spooky}}
*Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-25 HP per adventure
* +25% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[Ze™ goggles]]
|[[space beast fur hat]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|16
|16
|11
|19
|
|
* +25% [[Item Drops from Monsters]] (Underwater only)
*Part of the [[Space Beast Furs]]
* Note that the character count is based on the 7-character html representation of the trademark symbol
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|-
|[[eyepatch]]
|[[spelunker's fedora]]
|25
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|8
|16
|8
|18
|
|
*Part of the [[Swashbuckling Getup]]
*Part of the [[Spelunker's Gear]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*All Attributes +10%
*+4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
*+2 Stat(s) Per Fight
|-
|-
|[[samurai turtle helmet]]
|[[spooky hockey mask]]
|25
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|19
|16
|21
|18
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +2
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[bum cheek]]
|[[Spooky Putty mitre]]
|20
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|8
|16
|9
|18
|Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|-
|-
|[[Kentucky-style derby]]
|[[sugar chapeau]]
|20
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|12
|20
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[knobby helmet turtle]]
|20
|None
|18
|20
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
|-
|[[viking helmet]]
|20
|None
|12
|13
|13
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
*+10% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per adventure
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|-
|[[oriole-feather headdress]]
|[[sweatband]]
|15
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|23
|9
|24
|9
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +1
* Part of the [[Workoutfit]]
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +1
* +2 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
* [[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|-
|[[anniversary concrete fedora]]
|[[time helmet]]
|100
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|10
|10
|None
|11
|25
|
|27
*Part of the [[Time Trappings]]
|All Attributes +1
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[beholed bedsheet]]
|[[tin tam]]
|10
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|6
|16
|7
|Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|-
|[[disco mask]]
|10
|None
|9
|10
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[fire]]
|10
|None
|4
|4
|
|
*+7 {{element|Hot}}
* So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Head on Fire, Ass Catching]]:
* [[Damage Reduction]]: 5
**[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
* +1 [[Stats from Fights|Mysticality Stat per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[funny paper hat]]
|[[training helmet]]
|10
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|13
|14
|15
|15
|
|
*Comic Con item
*Quest item
*All Attributes +5
*[[Combat Initiative]] -50%
*+25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%
|-
|-
|[[Hollandaise helmet]]
|[[Tropical Crimbo Hat]]
|10
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|17
|17
|19
|
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[warbear dress helmet]]
|100
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|18
|18
|20
|
|
[[Spell Damage]] +1
*Part of the [[Warbear Dress Armor]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
*+25% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[helmet turtle]]
|[[warbear foil hat]]
|10
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|14
|13
|16
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|
* +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
* (additional +10lbs. to [[:Category:Robotic Familiars|Robotic Familiars]])
* Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[indie comic hipster glasses]]
|[[wumpus-hair wig]]
|10
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|24
|14
|27
|15
|All Attributes +5
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=red>-5</font>
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[invisible bag]]
|[[Xiblaxian stealth cowl]]
|10
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|20
|13
|22
|Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|
*Part of the [[Xiblaxian Stealth Suit]]
*Monsters will be less attracted to you
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
|-
|[[yak toupee]]
|100
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|9
|10
|
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per Adventure
|-
|[[Cerebral Cloche]]
|90
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|14
|15
|
*Part of the [[Encephalic Ensemble]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +15
*Jellyfish Vision
|-
|[[fancy ball mask]]
|90
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|13
|15
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|-
|[[gravyskin hat]]
|90
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|12
|13
|
*+11 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
|-
|[[lihc face]]
|90
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|8
|9
|
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[pig-iron helm]]
|90
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|12
|13
|
*Part of the [[Pork Elf Prizes]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]+7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]+10
|-
|[[safarrri hat]]
|90
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|11
|12
|
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10 (vs. lions only)
|-
|[[stainless steel skullcap]]
|90
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|22
|24
|
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +30
*[[Damage Absorption]] +60
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
|-
|[[yellow plastic hard hat]]
|90
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|20
|23
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[cornuthaum]]
|85
|data-sort-value=27|27 Mox
|10
|10
|
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[hot daub bun]]
|85
|data-sort-value=27|27 Mys
|10
|12
|
* Part of the [[Hot Daub Ensemble]]
* +9 {{element|Hot}}
* +9 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
|-
|[[worn tophat]]
|85
|data-sort-value=27|27 Mox
|10
|11
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|[[asbestos helmet turtle]]
|80
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|20
|22
|
*So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|[[clockwork hat]]
|80
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|12
|13
|
*Part of the [[Clockwork Apparatus]]
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[cold ninja mask]]
|80
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|13
|15
|
*Part of the [[Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|[[four-gallon hat]]
|80
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|15
|
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +4
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|[[grass hat]]
|80
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|8
|9
|
*Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +10
|-
|[[miner's helmet]]
|80
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|13
|14
|
*Part of the [[Mining Gear]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[sequined fez]]
|80
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|11
|12
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[turtlemail coif]]
|80
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|14
|15
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 4
|-
|[[Baron von Ratsworth's tophat]]
|75
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mox
|25
|28
|
*All Attributes +5
|-
|[[pickelhaube]]
|75
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mox
|11
|11
|
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
|-
|[[willowy bonnet]]
|75
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mox
|13
|14
|
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40
*Enables [[Rouse Sapling]] combat skill
*Part of the [[Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel]]
|-
|[[bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban]]
|70
|data-sort-value=12|12 Mys
|28
|30
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +5
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
|-
|[[Crown of the Goblin King]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|20
|24
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
|-
|[[demon-horned hat]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|15
|16
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
|-
|[[double-ice cap]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|13
|14
|
*[[Stunning|Stuns]] opponents who hit you
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-9 MP per adventure
*+10 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[goofily-plumed helmet]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|20
|21
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[meaty helmet turtle]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|17
|19
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[powdered wig]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|11
|12
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per adventure
|-
|[[Yeg's Motel shower cap]]
|66
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|22
|
*Superhuman {{element|Spooky|Resistance}} (+5)
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +66%
*Extremely fragile (will be destroyed if you are hit in combat)
*'''This item will disappear at the end of the day.'''
|-
|[[neoprene skullcap]]
|65
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|17
|
*[[Moxie]] +7
|-
|[[blue traffic cone]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|15
|17
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|[[filthy knitted dread sack]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|22
|25
|
*Part of the [[Filthy Hippy Disguise]]
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[goat beard]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|9
|10
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|[[green traffic cone]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|16
|18
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|-
|[[helm of the white knight]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|20
|24
|
*Regenerate 2-5 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*[[Elemental Resistance|Slight Resistance]] to All Elements
|-
|[[Knob Goblin elite helm]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|19
|22
|
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[leather mask]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|11
|12
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=red>-3</font>
|-
|[[orange traffic cone]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|17
|19
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[Orcish baseball cap]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|17
|19
|
*Part of the [[Frat Boy Ensemble]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color=red>-3</font>
|-
|[[red traffic cone]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|14
|16
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|[[suspicious-looking fedora]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|14
|15
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +6
|-
|[[tattered paper crown]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|18
|20
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[three-gallon hat]]
|60
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|16
|
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +3
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|[[yellow traffic cone]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|17
|19
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-
|[[barskin hat]]
|55
|data-sort-value=12|12 Mox
|10
|11
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[meatloaf helmet]]
|55
|data-sort-value=12|12 Mox
|14
|15
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
|-
|[[pimpin' meat hat]]
|55
|data-sort-value=12|12 Mox
|14
|16
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
|[[4-dimensional fez]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|17
|
*+4 Maximum [[Hooch]]
|-
|[[aerogel akubra]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|
*Part of the [[Aeroutfit]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*Lets you use Spirit Snap multiple times per fight
|-
|[[astral chapeau]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per adventure
|-
|[[balaclava]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|9
|9
|
*Part of the [[OK Lumberjack Outfit]]
*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|[[balloon helmet]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|13
|14
|
*[[Damage Absorption]] +20
|-
|[[barrelhead]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|10
|10
|
*Part of the [[Cooper's Couture]]
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +25
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per adventure
|-
|[[chalk chapeau]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
* +3 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights]] per day when equipped
* Regenerate 3-6 [[HP_Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP_Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
* [[Deleveling|Weakens]] attackers
|-
|[[chiffon chapeau]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|15
|
* +2 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
* +10 {{element|Spooky}}
* +10 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
* Deals [[Passive Damage|Cold Damage]] each round
|-
|[[clown wig]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|8
|9
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|-
|[[crepe paper phrygian cap]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|21
|24
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
* +10 {{element|Stench}}
* +10 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
* Pull down to avoid monsters
|-
|[[FantasyRealm Mage's Hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|21
|23
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
|-
|[[FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|23
|25
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15
|-
|[[FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|25
|27
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
|-
|[[gabardine garibaldi]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|19
|
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +20
* Increases the damage of [[Saucegeyser]] by 35% to 50%
|-
|[[gasmask]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|7
|7
|
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|-
|[[green cloth cap]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|15
|
* Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +15
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +15
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[Knob Goblin visor]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|15
|17
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[leather aviator's cap]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|18
|21
|
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day equipped
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 1
* Kill 5% more skeletons
|-
|[[lemon party hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|13
|15
|
* +50% [[Items from Monsters#Candy|Candy Drops from Monsters]]
* Disappears at the end of the day
|-
|[[loofah lumberjack's hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|21
|23
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
* [[HP_Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-25 HP per adventure
* Allows use of the [[Loofah Head-Scratch]] skill in combat
|-
|[[moss mitre]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|10
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}} (+2)
*Lets you [[Soul Genuflection|spend Soulsauce]] to heal
|-
|[[paperclip turban]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|15
|16
|
*Part of the [[Paperclippery]]
*All Attributes +5
*Maximum HP/MP +5
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|[[paraffin pith helmet]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|20
|
*Part of the [[Paraffinalia]]
*+2 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
*+10 {{element|Cold}}
*Lets you unleash a [[Prismatic Damage|prismatic attack]]
|-
|[[pixel hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|8
|9
|
*Part of the [[8-Bit Finery]]
*All Attributes +2
|-
|[[PirateRealm party hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|21
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
*Gain more [[FunPoints]] during [[PirateRealm]] adventures
|-
|[[polyester panama hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|20
|
*Part of the [[Synthetic Suit]]
*+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
*+10% Meat from Monsters
*Adds Damage to Disco Dances
|-
|[[primitive alien mask]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|18
|20
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +20
* +2 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day when equipped
* Reveals your inner alien
|-
|[[radiation-resistant helmet]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|25
|26
|
*Part of the [[High-Radiation Mining Gear]]
*-10% Item Drops from Monsters
|-
|[[raspberry beret]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|14
|15
|
*So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|[[real cowboy hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|15
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to cowmanbob
*+3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
*Demonstrates your commitment to the west
|-
|[[smooth velvet hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|15
|17
|
* +1 Disco Style
|-
|[[snow hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|7
|8
|
*Part of the [[Snowman Suit]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 3
|-
|[[Sombrero De Vida]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|14
|16
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[User:VidaLondres|Vida Londres]]
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
|-
|[[sucker kabuto]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*Part of the [[Sucker Samurai Suit]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|[[topeé]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|5
|
*Part of the [[Topiaria]]
*Serious Stench Resistance (+3)
*Serious Hot Resistance (+3)
*&amp;eacute; counts as 8 characters at least for Mad Tea Party (thus 12 total), not sure about PvP
|-
|[[toy Crimbot mega face]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|21
|
*Part of the [[Crimbot Crimboutfit]]
*+10% Item Drops from Monsters
*+1 Crimbot Outfit Power
*Allows use of LIGHT in combat
|-
|[[warbear plain fedora]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|18
|20
|
*+5% Items from [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBears]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +50
|-
|[[warbear plain helm]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|16
|18
|
*+20 [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBear]] Armor Penetration
*[[Weapon Damage]] +25%
*[[Spell Damage]] +50%
|-
|[[warbear plain ushanka]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|19
|21
|
*Slight {{element|Supercold|Resistance}}
*So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*Regenerate 10-15 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
|[[wax hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|6
|7
|
* Part of the [[Wax Wardrobe]]
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +10
|-
|[[basic meat fez]]
|45
|data-sort-value=7|7 Mox
|12
|14
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|-
|[[furry green turtle]]
|45
|data-sort-value=7|7 Mox
|16
|18
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[irate sombrero]]
|45
|data-sort-value=7|7 Mox
|13
|14
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|[[bark beret]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|9
|10
|
*Part of the [[Vestments of the Treeslayer]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 4
|-
|[[basic meat helmet]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|15
|17
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[foolscap fool's cap]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|17
|19
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color=red>-2</font>
|-
|[[ironic knit cap]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|13
|15
|
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +20
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|-
|[[meat cowboy hat]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|13
|15
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[mullet wig]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|9
|10
| 
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[pentacorn hat]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|12
|13
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[pottery hat]]
|40
|data-sort-value=0|None
|10
|11
|
*Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Cold Resistance]]
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[turtle wax helmet]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|15
|17
|
*Slight {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|[[two-gallon hat]]
|40
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +2
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|[[ancient turtle shell helmet]]
|35
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mox
|24
|27
| 
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|[[Dolphin King's crown]]
|35
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mox
|18
|20
|
*All Attributes +2
|-
|[[enchanted eyepatch]]
|35
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mox
|17
|18
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|[[maiden wig]]
|35
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mox
|9
|10
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[asshat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|6
|6
|
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*+1 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[BRICKO hat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|10
|
*Part of the [[BRICKOfig Outfit]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +3
|-
|[[bugbear beanie]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|
*Part of the [[Bugbear Costume]]
|-
|[[chef's hat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|10
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1 MP per Adventure
|-
|[[Cloaca-Cola helmet]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|18
|
*Part of the [[Cloaca-Cola Uniform]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
|-
|[[coconut shell]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*[[Damage Absorption]] +1
|-
|[[Dyspepsi-Cola helmet]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|20
|
*Part of the [[Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
|-
|[[festive holiday hat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|19
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|[[insane tophat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*Intrinsic effect: We're All Mad Here!
|-
|[[Jarlsberg's hat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|15
|
*Mysticality +5
*Regenerate 4-5 MP per adventure
*+1 Mysticality Stat Per Fight
*Quest Item
|-
|[[metallic foil cat ears]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|22
|
*Intrinsic effect: [[O Hai!]]
|-
|[[pail]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|4
|4
|
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
|-
|[[parasitic headgnawer]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|20
|
*Part of the [[Mutant Couture]] outfit
*Deals 2X-3X (max 30-45) player level [[Passive Damage|damage to attackers]], doubled under [[Yuletide Mutations]]
|-
|[[party hat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|8
|9
|
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per Adventure ([[Festival of Jarlsberg]] only)
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|[[propeller beanie]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|16
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|-
|[[skeletortoise]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|13
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|-
|[[Van der Graaf helmet]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|20
|
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +15
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
|-
|[[Ze™ goggles]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|17
|
* +25% [[Item Drops from Monsters]] (Underwater only)
* Note that the character count is based on the 7-character html representation of the trademark symbol
|-
|[[eyepatch]]
|25
|data-sort-value=0|None
|8
|8
|
*Part of the [[Swashbuckling Getup]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
|[[samurai turtle helmet]]
|25
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|21
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +2
|-
|[[brown paper bag mask]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|20
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +3
|-
|[[bum cheek]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|8
|9
|
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|-
|[[crêepy mask]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|10
|11
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]]+2
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +5
|-
|[[Kentucky-style derby]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|20
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[knobby helmet turtle]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|20
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
|-
|[[one-gallon hat]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +1
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|[[oversized skullcap]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|18
|
*Muscle +2
*Damage Reduction: 3
|-
|[[viking helmet]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[oriole-feather headdress]]
|15
|data-sort-value=0|None
|23
|24
|
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +1
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +1
|-
|[[silent beret]]
|13
|data-sort-value=0|None
|11
|12
|
*All Attributes <font color=red>-30%</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-50%</font>
*[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you]].
|-
|[[anniversary concrete fedora]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|25
|27
|
*All Attributes +1
|-
|[[beholed bedsheet]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|16
|
*Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|-
|[[brainwave-controlled unicorn horn]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|31
|33
|
*Part of the [[Animelf Apparel]]
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +20
*Enables Friendship. And Goring.
|-
|[[dice-print do-rag]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|17
|
* +1 Random Monster Modifier
|-
|[[Dinsey mascot mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|18
|
*Quest item
*-50% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] -100%
*Changes Your Avatar
|-
|[[disco mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|10
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|[[The Emperor's new hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|17
|
*Part of [[The Emperor's New Clothes]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +X (where X is your current level)
|-
|[[fire]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|4
|4
|
*+7 {{element|Hot}}
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Head on Fire, Ass Catching]]:
|-
|[[funny paper hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|15
|
*Comic Con item
*All Attributes +5
|-
|[[Hat O' Nine Tails]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|17
|
* Given to players who attended KoL Con IX
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +9%
|-
|[[helmet turtle]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[Hollandaise helmet]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|18
|
* [[Spell Damage]] +1
|-
|[[indie comic hipster glasses]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|24
|27
|
*All Attributes +5
|-
|[[insulting hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
* +3 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
|-
|[[invisible bag]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|  
*Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|-
|[[jewel-eyed wizard hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|21
|
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +30
*-1 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]
*[[MP Regeneration|MP Regen]] based on level
*+5 Duration to Buffs You Cast
*Allows casting of [[Magic Missile]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[Knob Goblin harem veil]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|22
|
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise]]
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|-
|[[KoL Con 3-D Glasses]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|19
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[makeshift yakuza mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|21
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] -10
|-
|[[mariachi hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|11
|12
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|[[mummy costume]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|-
|[[opera mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|10
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=red>-5</font>
*Will increase duration of next [[Accordion Thief|AT]] buff cast by 40% and then break
|-
|[[passable elf mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|17
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[prismatic beret]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|15
|
*Variable [[Damage Absorption]]
*Variable [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]
*Variable [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]]
*Variable [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]]
*Variable Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]
*Variable Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]]
*Variable [[Items from Monsters|Hat Drops from Monsters]]
*Variable [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*Variable [[Prismatic Damage]]
*[[Beret Boast|Boast about]], [[Beret Blast|blast from]], or [[Beret Busking|busk with]] your beret
|-
|[[pumpkinhead mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|16
|
*Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|-
|-
|[[jewel-eyed wizard hat]]
|[[ravioli hat]]
|10
|10
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|21
|
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +30
*-1 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]
*[[MP Restorers|MP Regen]] based on level
*+5 Duration to Buffs You Cast
*Allows casting of [[Magic Missile]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[Knob Goblin harem veil]]
|10
|10
|None
|11
|19
|  
|22
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise]]
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[KoL Con 3-D Glasses]]
|[[seal-skull helmet]]
|10
|10
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|16
|19
|17
|&nbsp;
|  
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +1
|-
|-
|[[mariachi hat]]
|[[snorkel]]
|10
|10
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|11
|7
|11
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|[[mummy costume]]
|10
|None
|12
|13
|Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|-
|[[opera mask]]
|10
|None
|9
|10
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-5</font>
*Will increase duration of next [[Accordion Thief|AT]] buff cast by 40% and then break
|-
|[[passable elf mask]]
|10
|None
|15
|17
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[pumpkinhead mask]]
|10
|None
|15
|16
|Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|-
|[[ravioli hat]]
|10
|None
|10
|11
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|-
|[[seal-skull helmet]]
|10
|None
|16
|17
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +1
|-
|[[snorkel]]
|10
|None
|7
|7
|7
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[space trooper helmet]]
|[[space trooper helmet]]
|10
|10
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|18
|20
|20
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|[[superhero mask]]
|[[superhero mask]]
|10
|10
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|13
|14
|14
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|[[webbed comic mask]]
|[[webbed comic mask]]
|10
|10
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|15
|17
|17
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|[[witch hat]]
|[[witch hat]]
|10
|10
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|8
|8
|9
|9
|Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|  
*Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|-
|-
|[[wolfman mask]]
|[[wolfman mask]]
|10
|10
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|11
|11
|12
|12
|Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|  
*Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|-
|[[The Clown Crown]]
|0
|data-sort-value=0|None
|10
|11
|
*Quest item, Spelunky only
*-6 Luck
|-
|[[mining helmet]]
|0
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*Quest item, Spelunky only
*Damage Reduction: 2
*Lights Dark Places
|-
|[[spelunking fedora]]
|0
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|17
|
*Quest item, Spelunky only
*All Attributes +5
|-
|[[X-ray goggles]]
|0
|data-sort-value=0|None
|11
|13
|
*Quest item, Spelunky only
*Moxie -5
*+5 Luck
*Reveals Secrets
|}
|}


Latest revision as of 22:07, 24 August 2025

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Hats are articles of armor worn on your head. Their Power rating acts as Damage Absorption, as well as increasing the damage done by a Turtle Tamer's Headbutt attack.

Hats can also be equipped on a Mad Hatrack familiar to give it new abilities. When you visit The Mad Tea Party, the number of (non-space) characters in the name of the hat you are wearing determines the buff you receive.

Name Power Req Chars (Tea Party) Chars (PvP) Notes
Covers-Your-Head 300 250 Mox 16 16
Great Wolf's headband 300 250 Mus 19 21
Mayor Ghost's toupee 300 250 Mys 18 20
Thunkula's drinking cap 300 250 Mys 21 23
Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap 300 250 Mus 28 30
zombie mariachi hat 300 250 Mox 17 19
cool iron helmet 250 200 Mox 14 16
  • Part of the Cool Irons
  • Damage Reduction: 20
  • Serious Hot Resistance
hangman's hood 250 200 Mus 13 14
warbear electro-spiked helm 250 110 Mus 25 27
  • +60 WarBear Armor Penetration
  • Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5)
  • All Attributes -25%
warbear fancy fedora 250 110 Mus 18 20
warbear heated ushanka 250 110 Mus 20 22
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 225 50 Mox 21 23
intimidating coiffure 225 200 Mox 20 21
  • All Attributes +25%
wolfskull mask 225 200 Mox 13 14
eleven-gallon hat 220 None 16 17
8-billed baseball cap 200 85 Mox 19 21
Admiral's hat 200 85 Mox 12 13
aerated diving helmet 200 85 Mox 19 21
battered old top-hat 200 200 Mox 18 20
biker's hat 200 85 Mox 10 11
Brimstone Beret 200 30 Mox 14 15
  • Moxie +50%
  • Muscle -20%
  • Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
  • AT's BM reward
corrosive cowl 200 150 Mox 13 14
crappy Mer-kin mask 200 85 Mox 17 19
crown-shaped beanie 200 200 Mox 18 19
crumpled felt fedora 200 200 Mox 18 20
cursed eyepatch 200 85 Mus 14 15
Dinsey's brain 200 100 Mox 13 14
dreadful fedora 200 200 Mox 14 15
eelskin hat 200 85 Mys 10 11
El Vibrato helmet 200 200 Mox 15 17
electrician's hardhat 200 85 Mus 20 21
feathered headdress 200 85 Mys 18 19
foam commodore's hat 200 85 Mox 18 20
Frosty's old silk hat 200 200 Mus 18 21
ganger bandana 200 85 Mox 13 14
Goggles of Loathing 200 150 Mys 17 19
googly-ball hat 200 111 Mox 14 15
googly-heart hat 200 111 Mox 15 16
googly-star hat 200 111 Mox 14 15
hardened slime hat 200 200 Mox 16 18
hazmat helmet 200 85 Mox 12 13
Hodgman's porkpie hat 200 200 Mox 19 21
The Jokester's wig 200 50 Mox 13 14
lava balaclava 200 40 Mox 13 14
Lens of Hatred 200 125 Mox 12 14
Lens of Violence 200 125 Mys 14 16
longhaired hippy wig 200 85 Mox 18 20
lucky army helmet 200 4 Mus 15 17
MAHI fez 200 85 Mox 7 8
Mer-kin bunwig 200 85 Mox 13 14
Mer-kin facecowl 200 85 Mox 15 16
Mer-kin gladiator mask 200 85 Mus 20 20
Mer-kin headguard 200 85 Mox 16 17
Mer-kin scholar mask 200 85 Mys 20 22
Mer-kin sneakmask 200 85 Mox 16 17
moist sailor's cap 200 85 Mox 16 18
The Necbromancer's Hat 200 200 Mox 17 22
no hat 200 150 Mox 5 6
  • Variable effect
norwhal helmet 200 50 Mys 13 14
nurse's hat 200 85 Mox 10 11
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 200 200 Mys 24 27
orange peel hat 200 85 Mox 13 15
rusty diving helmet 200 85 Mox 17 19
Satan hat 200 75 Mys 8 9
sea cowboy hat 200 85 Mox 12 14
shapeless wide-brimmed hat 200 200 Mox 24 26
slime-covered helmet 200 200 Mox 19 20
sponge helmet 200 85 Mox 12 13
straw hat 200 85 Mox 8 9
ten-gallon hat 200 None 13 14
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap 200 200 Mox 22 25
water-polo cap 200 85 Mox 13 14
wreath of laurels 200 85 Mox 15 17
Zombo's skullcap 200 200 Mus 15 16
duct tape fedora 195 82 Mox 14 16
stone baseball cap 195 82 Mox 16 18
bat hat 180 75 Mox 6 7
catskin cap 180 75 Mox 10 11
nasty rat mask 180 75 Mox 12 14
nine-gallon hat 180 None 14 15
plexiglass pith helmet 180 75 Mox 20 22
honeycap 175 72 Mox 8 8
toy space helmet 175 72 Mox 14 16
wool hat 175 72 Mox 7 8
beer helmet 170 70 Mox 10 11
ghast iron Garibaldi 170 70 Mox 18 20
lynyrdskin cap 170 70 Mox 13 14
mummy mask 170 70 Mox 9 10
reinforced beaded headband 170 70 Mox 24 26
black cowboy hat 165 67 Mox 14 16
dwarvish war helmet 165 67 Mox 17 19
mesh cap 165 50 Mox 7 8
snailmail coif 165 67 Mox 13 14
star hat 165 67 Mox 7 8
big bad voodoo mask 160 65 Mox 16 19
black helmet 160 65 Mus 11 12
cold water bottle 160 65 Mox 15 17
eight-gallon hat 160 None 15 16
guard turtle shell 160 65 Mox 16 18
sealhide hood 160 65 Mox 12 13
giant discarded bottlecap 155 62 Mox 23 25
spaghetti cult mask 155 62 Mox 17 19
antique helmet 150 60 Mus 13 14
antique nutcracker hat 150 30 Mox 20 22
biomechanical crimborg helmet 150 60 Mox 27 29
brown felt tophat 150 60 Mox 15 17
clingfilm cap 150 60 Mox 12 13
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 150 40 Mox 22 25
extra-large palm-frond toupee 150 60 Mox 27 29
fireman's helmet 150 60 Mus 14 16
football helmet 150 60 Mox 14 15  
gold crown 150 60 Mox 9 10
Grimacite gasmask 150 40 Mox 16 17
grungy bandana 150 60 Mox 13 14
Mark I Steam-Hat 150 60 Mox 14 16
Mark II Steam-Hat 150 60 Mox 15 17
Mark III Steam-Hat 150 60 Mox 16 18
Mark IV Steam-Hat 150 60 Mox 15 17
Mark V Steam-Hat 150 60 Mox 14 16
murderbot mask 150 30 Mox 13 14
panhandle panhandling hat 150 175 Mus 23 25
plain paper hat 150 60 Mox 13 15
Radio Free Baseball Cap 150 60 Mox 20 23
rave visor 150 60 Mox 9 10
sleep mask 150 60 Mox 9 10
snowman-enchanting tophat 150 35 Mox 24 25
spangly sombrero 150 60 Mox 15 16
Voluminous Radio Hat 150 60 Mox 18 20
warbear feathered fedora 150 60 Mus 22 24
warbear lined ushanka 150 60 Mus 19 21
warbear spiked helm 150 60 Mus 17 19
wolf mask 150 60 Mox 8 9
Mohawk wig 140 55 Mox 9 10
seven-gallon hat 140 None 15 16
fuzzy busby 130 50 Mus 10 11
fuzzy earmuffs 130 50 Mys 13 14
fuzzy montera 130 50 Mox 12 13
spiky turtle helmet 130 50 Mox 17 19
dilapidated wizard hat 125 47 Mox 20 22
  • +10 Hot Damage
  • +15 Damage to Hot Spells
giant yellow hat 125 47 Mox 14 16
  • +10 to Familiar Damage
  • +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
  • Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure
Grimacite goggles 125 47 Mox 16 17
muddy pirate hat 125 47 Mox 14 16
adobe ayam 120 40 Mys 9 10
bellhop's hat 120 35 Mox 12 13
bonedanna 120 45 Mox 9 9
chrome helmet turtle 120 45 Mox 18 20
  • All Attributes +5
fez of etymology 120 45 Mox 14 16
fiberglass fedora 120 40 Mox 16 17
flagstone fez 120 40 Mys 12 13
Helm of the Scream Emperor 120 None 22 26
marble mariachi hat 120 40 Mox 17 19
petrified wood whoopie panama 120 40 Mox 26 29
porcelain porkpie 120 40 Mox 16 17
  • Part of the Ceramic Suit
  • +20% Food Drops from Monsters
  • Mysticality +20%
  • Adds to all Pastamancer Spells
six-gallon hat 120 None 13 14
stained glass stetson 120 40 Mys 19 21
wooden salad bowl 120 45 Mox 15 17  
wrought-iron wig 120 40 Mox 15 16
enchantlers 115 42 Mox 11 11
oil cap 115 42 Mox 6 7
Snow Queen Crown 115 42 Mox 14 16
f3d0r4 110 40 Mox 6 6
heavy crown 110 40 Mox 10 11
moose antlers 110 40 Mox 12 13
pointy red hat 110 40 Mox 12 14
yabba dabba doo rag 110 40 Mox 16 19
  • Stupendous Stench Resistance (+4)
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 100 35 Mox 28 31
Ancient Saucehelm 100 15 Mys 16 17
Big Candy's tophat 100 None 16 18
Boris's Helm 100 None 11 12
Boris's Helm (askew) 100 None 18 20
bounty-hunting helmet 100 25 Mox 20 21
bowler 100 35 Mox 6 6
Brogre bucket hat 100 35 Mox 15 17
centurion helmet 100 35 Mox 15 16
Colander of Em-er'il 100 15 Mys 18 20
Crimbo hat 100 35 Mox 9 10
The Crown of Ed the Undying 100 None 19 23
  • Free pull in an Actually Ed the Undying run
  • Maximum HP/MP +50
  • Combat Initiative +25%
  • Ed's servants will level up faster
  • Allows you to read thoughts
  • Can be adjusted to have other enchantments
Crown of Thrones 100 None 14 16
  • Put a Familiar In It!
  • That Familiar gains 1 Experience per Fight
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 100 35 Mox 26 29
Disco 'Fro Pick 100 15 Mox 13 15
draggin' ball hat 100 35 Mox 15 17
El Sombrero De Lopez 100 15 Mox 17 20
Elder Turtle Shell 100 15 Mus 16 18
Elf Guard red and white beret 100 None 24 29
  • +5 PvP fights per day when equipped (December only)
eXtreme scarf 100 35 Mox 12 13
fancy tophat 100 35 Mox 11 12
five-gallon hat 100 None 14 15
floaty rock helmet 100 35 Mox 16 18
Hairpiece On Fire 100 None 15 17
high-temperature mining mask 100 35 Mox 26 28
ice pick 100 None 7 8
iron helmet 100 20 Mox 10 11
isotophat 100 35 Mox 9 9
linoleum helmet turtle 100 35 Mox 20 22
makeshift turban 100 35 Mox 15 16
Moonthril Circlet 100 40 Mox 16 17
outrageous sombrero 100 None 18 19
oxygenated eggnog helmet 100 None 22 24
papier-mitre 100 20 Mox 12 12
plaid cowboy hat 100 35 Mox 14 16
  • Weapon Damage +20
  • So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
Scalp of Gorgolok 100 15 Mus 15 17
Seasonal Beret 100 None 13 14
  • Prize for calendar art contest
  • All attributes +0 to 25% based on Grimace darkness
shining star cap 100 None 14 16
sinister demon mask 100 35 Mox 17 19
space beast fur hat 100 35 Mox 16 19
spelunker's fedora 100 35 Mox 16 18
  • Part of the Spelunker's Gear
  • All Attributes +10%
  • +4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
  • +2 Stat(s) Per Fight
spooky hockey mask 100 35 Mox 16 18
Spooky Putty mitre 100 None 16 18
sugar chapeau 100 None 12 13
sweatband 100 35 Mox 9 9
time helmet 100 35 Mox 10 11
tin tam 100 None 6 7
training helmet 100 10 Mox 14 15
Tropical Crimbo Hat 100 35 Mox 17 19
warbear dress helmet 100 35 Mox 18 20
warbear foil hat 100 None 14 16
wumpus-hair wig 100 35 Mox 14 15
Xiblaxian stealth cowl 100 None 20 22
yak toupee 100 35 Mox 9 10
Cerebral Cloche 90 30 Mox 14 15
fancy ball mask 90 15 Mox 13 15
gravyskin hat 90 30 Mox 12 13
lihc face 90 30 Mox 8 9
pig-iron helm 90 30 Mox 12 13
safarrri hat 90 30 Mox 11 12
stainless steel skullcap 90 30 Mox 22 24
yellow plastic hard hat 90 30 Mox 20 23  
cornuthaum 85 27 Mox 10 10
hot daub bun 85 27 Mys 10 12
worn tophat 85 27 Mox 10 11
asbestos helmet turtle 80 25 Mox 20 22
clockwork hat 80 25 Mox 12 13
cold ninja mask 80 25 Mox 13 15
four-gallon hat 80 None 14 15
grass hat 80 25 Mox 8 9
miner's helmet 80 25 Mox 13 14
sequined fez 80 25 Mox 11 12
turtlemail coif 80 25 Mox 14 15
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 75 22 Mox 25 28
  • All Attributes +5
pickelhaube 75 22 Mox 11 11
willowy bonnet 75 22 Mox 13 14
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 70 12 Mys 28 30
Crown of the Goblin King 70 20 Mox 20 24
demon-horned hat 70 20 Mox 15 16
double-ice cap 70 20 Mox 13 14
goofily-plumed helmet 70 20 Mox 20 21  
meaty helmet turtle 70 20 Mox 17 19
powdered wig 70 20 Mox 11 12
Yeg's Motel shower cap 66 None 19 22
  • Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5)
  • Moxie +66%
  • Extremely fragile (will be destroyed if you are hit in combat)
  • This item will disappear at the end of the day.
neoprene skullcap 65 None 16 17
blue traffic cone 60 15 Mox 15 17
filthy knitted dread sack 60 15 Mox 22 25
goat beard 60 15 Mox 9 10
green traffic cone 60 15 Mox 16 18
helm of the white knight 60 15 Mox 20 24
Knob Goblin elite helm 60 15 Mox 19 22
leather mask 60 15 Mox 11 12
orange traffic cone 60 15 Mox 17 19
Orcish baseball cap 60 15 Mox 17 19
red traffic cone 60 15 Mox 14 16
suspicious-looking fedora 60 15 Mox 14 15
tattered paper crown 60 15 Mus 18 20
three-gallon hat 60 None 15 16
yellow traffic cone 60 15 Mox 17 19
barskin hat 55 12 Mox 10 11
meatloaf helmet 55 12 Mox 14 15
pimpin' meat hat 55 12 Mox 14 16
4-dimensional fez 50 None 16 17
aerogel akubra 50 None 13 14
astral chapeau 50 None 13 14
balaclava 50 10 Mox 9 9
balloon helmet 50 10 Mox 13 14
barrelhead 50 10 Mox 10 10
chalk chapeau 50 None 12 13
chiffon chapeau 50 None 14 15
clown wig 50 10 Mox 8 9
crepe paper phrygian cap 50 None 21 24
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 50 None 21 23
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 50 None 23 25
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm 50 None 25 27
gabardine garibaldi 50 None 18 19
gasmask 50 10 Mox 7 7
green cloth cap 50 None 13 15
Knob Goblin visor 50 10 Mox 15 17
leather aviator's cap 50 10 Mox 18 21
lemon party hat 50 10 Mox 13 15
loofah lumberjack's hat 50 None 21 23
moss mitre 50 None 9 10
paperclip turban 50 10 Mox 15 16
paraffin pith helmet 50 None 18 20
pixel hat 50 10 Mox 8 9
PirateRealm party hat 50 None 19 21
polyester panama hat 50 None 18 20
  • Part of the Synthetic Suit
  • +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
  • +10% Meat from Monsters
  • Adds Damage to Disco Dances
primitive alien mask 50 10 Mox 18 20
radiation-resistant helmet 50 None 25 26
raspberry beret 50 10 Mox 14 15
real cowboy hat 50 None 13 15
  • A custom item given to cowmanbob
  • +3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
  • Demonstrates your commitment to the west
smooth velvet hat 50 10 Mox 15 17
  • +1 Disco Style
snow hat 50 10 Mox 7 8
Sombrero De Vida 50 10 Mox 14 16
sucker kabuto 50 None 12 13
topeé 50 None 12 5
  • Part of the Topiaria
  • Serious Stench Resistance (+3)
  • Serious Hot Resistance (+3)
  • &eacute; counts as 8 characters at least for Mad Tea Party (thus 12 total), not sure about PvP
toy Crimbot mega face 50 None 18 21
  • Part of the Crimbot Crimboutfit
  • +10% Item Drops from Monsters
  • +1 Crimbot Outfit Power
  • Allows use of LIGHT in combat
warbear plain fedora 50 10 Mus 18 20
warbear plain helm 50 10 Mus 16 18
warbear plain ushanka 50 10 Mus 19 21
wax hat 50 10 Mus 6 7
basic meat fez 45 7 Mox 12 14
furry green turtle 45 7 Mox 16 18
irate sombrero 45 7 Mox 13 14
bark beret 40 5 Mox 9 10
basic meat helmet 40 5 Mox 15 17
foolscap fool's cap 40 5 Mox 17 19
ironic knit cap 40 5 Mox 13 15
meat cowboy hat 40 5 Mox 13 15
mullet wig 40 5 Mox 9 10
pentacorn hat 40 5 Mox 12 13  
pottery hat 40 None 10 11
turtle wax helmet 40 5 Mox 15 17
two-gallon hat 40 None 13 14
ancient turtle shell helmet 35 2 Mox 24 27
Dolphin King's crown 35 2 Mox 18 20
  • All Attributes +2
enchanted eyepatch 35 2 Mox 17 18
maiden wig 35 2 Mox 9 10  
asshat 30 None 6 6
BRICKO hat 30 None 9 10
bugbear beanie 30 None 13 14
chef's hat 30 None 9 10
Cloaca-Cola helmet 30 None 17 18
coconut shell 30 None 12 13
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 30 None 19 20
festive holiday hat 30 None 17 19
insane tophat 30 None 12 13
  • Intrinsic effect: We're All Mad Here!
Jarlsberg's hat 30 None 14 15
  • Mysticality +5
  • Regenerate 4-5 MP per adventure
  • +1 Mysticality Stat Per Fight
  • Quest Item
metallic foil cat ears 30 None 19 22
pail 30 None 4 4
parasitic headgnawer 30 None 19 20
party hat 30 None 8 9
propeller beanie 30 None 15 16
skeletortoise 30 None 13 13
Van der Graaf helmet 30 None 17 20
Ze™ goggles 30 None 16 17
  • +25% Item Drops from Monsters (Underwater only)
  • Note that the character count is based on the 7-character html representation of the trademark symbol
eyepatch 25 None 8 8
samurai turtle helmet 25 None 19 21
brown paper bag mask 20 None 17 20
bum cheek 20 None 8 9
crêepy mask 20 None 10 11
Kentucky-style derby 20 None 19 20  
knobby helmet turtle 20 None 18 20
one-gallon hat 20 None 13 14
oversized skullcap 20 None 17 18
  • Muscle +2
  • Damage Reduction: 3
viking helmet 20 None 12 13
oriole-feather headdress 15 None 23 24
silent beret 13 None 11 12
anniversary concrete fedora 10 None 25 27
  • All Attributes +1
beholed bedsheet 10 None 15 16
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 10 None 31 33
dice-print do-rag 10 None 16 17
  • +1 Random Monster Modifier
Dinsey mascot mask 10 None 16 18
disco mask 10 None 9 10
The Emperor's new hat 10 None 15 17
fire 10 None 4 4
funny paper hat 10 None 13 15
  • Comic Con item
  • All Attributes +5
Hat O' Nine Tails 10 None 14 17
  • Given to players who attended KoL Con IX
  • Moxie +9%
helmet turtle 10 None 12 13
Hollandaise helmet 10 None 17 18
indie comic hipster glasses 10 None 24 27
  • All Attributes +5
insulting hat 10 None 12 13
invisible bag 10 None 12 13
jewel-eyed wizard hat 10 None 19 21
Knob Goblin harem veil 10 None 19 22
KoL Con 3-D Glasses 10 None 16 19  
makeshift yakuza mask 10 None 19 21
mariachi hat 10 None 11 12
mummy costume 10 None 12 13
opera mask 10 None 9 10
  • Moxie -5
  • Will increase duration of next AT buff cast by 40% and then break
passable elf mask 10 None 15 17  
prismatic beret 10 None 14 15
pumpkinhead mask 10 None 15 16
ravioli hat 10 None 10 11
seal-skull helmet 10 None 16 17
snorkel 10 None 7 7  
space trooper helmet 10 None 18 20
  • All Attributes +5
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
superhero mask 10 None 13 14
  • Comic Con item
  • All Attributes +5
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
webbed comic mask 10 None 15 17
  • All Attributes +5
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
witch hat 10 None 8 9
wolfman mask 10 None 11 12
The Clown Crown 0 None 10 11
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
  • -6 Luck
mining helmet 0 None 12 13
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
  • Damage Reduction: 2
  • Lights Dark Places
spelunking fedora 0 None 16 17
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
  • All Attributes +5
X-ray goggles 0 None 11 13
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
  • Moxie -5
  • +5 Luck
  • Reveals Secrets
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