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imported>Andrew3
Added Thunkula's drinking cap since it is the only 21 char hatter hat I know of. Note to add the rest of the Dreadsylvania hats too.
imported>Zitim
Added crepe paper phrygian cap and petrified wood whoopie panama.
 
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Hats can also be equipped on a [[Mad Hatrack]] familiar to give it new abilities.  When you visit [[The Mad Tea Party]], the number of (non-space) characters in the name of the hat you are wearing determines the buff you receive.
Hats can also be equipped on a [[Mad Hatrack]] familiar to give it new abilities.  When you visit [[The Mad Tea Party]], the number of (non-space) characters in the name of the hat you are wearing determines the buff you receive.


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! Name
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! Chars (PvP)
! Chars (PvP)
! Notes
! Notes
|-
|[[Covers-Your-Head]]
|300
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mox
|16
|16
|
*Part of the [[Dreadful Bugbear Suit]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +250
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +100
*[[Combat Initiative]] +50%
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|[[Great Wolf's headband]]
|300
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mus
|19
|21
|
*Part of the [[Dreadful Werewolf Suit]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +250
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +250
*Regenerate 50-100 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|[[Mayor Ghost's toupee]]
|300
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mys
|18
|20
|
*Part of the [[Dreadful Ghost Suit]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +250
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +125
*Regenerate 25-50 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|PM]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Thunkula's drinking cap]]
|[[Thunkula's drinking cap]]
|300
|300
|250 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mys
|21
|21
|23
|23
|
|
*Part of the [[Dreadful Vampire Suit]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +50%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +50%
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +250
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +250
*Regenerate 20-40 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Regenerate 20-40 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Admiral's hat]]
|[[Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap]]
|200
|300
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mus
|12
|28
|13
|30
|
|
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day equipped
*Part of the [[Dreadful Skeleton Suit]]
*+50 Skeleton Anger
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] + 30%
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +500
*Regenerate 40-80 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[aerated diving helmet]]
|[[zombie mariachi hat]]
|200
|300
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mox
|17
|19
|19
|21
|
|
*Permits [[underwater adventuring]]
*Part oft he [[Dreadful Zombie Suit]]
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +50%
*<font color="red">-50%</font> [[Items from Monsters]]
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +150
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-50%</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] +40%
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|[[cool iron helmet]]
|250
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|14
|16
|
*Part of the [[Cool Irons]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 20
*Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[antique helmet]]
|[[hangman's hood]]
|200
|250
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|13
|13
|14
|14
|
|
*Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]]
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50
*Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
* [[Damage Reduction]]: 10
*[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
|-
*Can break in combat
|[[warbear electro-spiked helm]]
|250
|data-sort-value=110|110 Mus
|25
|27
|
*+60 [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBear]] Armor Penetration
*Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5)
*All Attributes -25%
|-
|-
|[[battered old top-hat]]
|[[warbear fancy fedora]]
|200
|250
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=110|110 Mus
|18
|18
|20
|20
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +500
*+15% Items from [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBears]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Combat Initiative]] -25%
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] -50
|-
|-
|[[brainwave-controlled unicorn horn]]
|[[warbear heated ushanka]]
|10
|250
|None
|data-sort-value=110|110 Mus
|31
|20
|33
|22
|
|
*Part of the [[Animelf Apparel]]
*Serious {{element|Supercold|Resistance}}
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]]/[[MP Increasers|MP]] +20
*[[Weapon Damage]] -25%
*Enables Friendship. And Goring.
*[[Spell Damage]] -50%
|-
|-
|[[Boris's Helm]]
|[[Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes]]
|100
|225
|None
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|11
|21
|12
|23
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +35%
*[[Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Spell Damage]] +25
*Regenerate [[MP Restorers|MP]] based on Level
*+15% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
*+5 [[Familiar Weight]] ''or'' +1 [[Clancy (companion)|Minstrel Level]]
|-
|-
|[[Boris's Helm (askew)]]
|[[intimidating coiffure]]
|100
|225
|None
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|18
|20
|20
|21
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*All Attributes +25%
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Regenerate [[MP Restorers|MP]] based on Level
*+5 [[Familiar Weight]] ''or'' +1 [[Clancy (companion)|Minstrel Level]]
|-
|-
|[[Brimstone Beret]]
|[[wolfskull mask]]
|200
|225
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|13
|14
|14
|15
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +50%
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
*+50 {{element|Spooky}}
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
*[[Accordion Thief|AT]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
|-
|-
|[[corrosive cowl]]
|[[eleven-gallon hat]]
|200
|220
|150 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|17
|
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +11
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|[[8-billed baseball cap]]
|200
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|19
|21
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +5
|-
|[[Admiral's hat]]
|200
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|12
|13
|13
|14
|
|
*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day equipped
*[[Slime Hates It]]
*+50 Skeleton Anger
*+30 {{element|Spooky}}
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] + 30%
*Stupendous {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[crown-shaped beanie]]
|[[aerated diving helmet]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|18
|19
|19
|21
|
|
*Slight {{element|Slime|Resistance}}
*Permits [[underwater adventuring]]
*+20% [[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters]]
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*<font color=red>-25%</font> [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-50%</font>
|-
|-
|[[crumpled felt fedora]]
|[[battered old top-hat]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|18
|18
|20
|20
|
|
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +500
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
|-
|-
|[[cursed eyepatch]]
|[[biker's hat]]
|200
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|10
|11
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +40%
*+40% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
*+20% [[Pickpocket]] Chance
|-
|[[Brimstone Beret]]
|200
|200
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|14
|14
|15
|15
|
|
*Part of the [[Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +50%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color=red>-20%</font>
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
*[[Accordion Thief|AT]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
|-
|-
|[[eelskin hat]]
|[[corrosive cowl]]
|200
|200
|85 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=150|150 Mox
|10
|13
|11
|14
|
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
*[[Passive Damage]] (Underwater Only)
*[[Slime Hates It]]
*+30 {{element|Spooky}}
*Stupendous {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[El Vibrato helmet]]
|[[crappy Mer-kin mask]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|15
|17
|17
|19
|
|
*Part of the [[El Vibrato Relics]]
* Part of the [[Crappy Mer-kin Disguise]]
*Can be charged with various effects
* Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
* -25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
* [[Combat Initiative]] -50%
* Lets you [[Underwater adventuring|Breathe Underwater]]
|-
|-
|[[Frosty's old silk hat]]
|[[crown-shaped beanie]]
|200
|200
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|18
|18
|21
|19
|
|
*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
*Slight {{element|Slime|Resistance}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
*+20% [[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters]]
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[ganger bandana]]
|[[crumpled felt fedora]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|13
|18
|14
|20
|
|
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[googly-ball hat]]
|[[cursed eyepatch]]
|200
|200
|111 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|14
|14
|15
|15
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*Part of the [[Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume]]
*+3 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
|-
|-
|[[googly-heart hat]]
|[[Dinsey's brain]]
|200
|200
|111 Moxie
|data-sort-value=100|100 Mox
|15
|13
|16
|14
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*Part of [[Dinsey's Exoskeleton]]
*+3 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*+30 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +30%
|-
|-
|[[googly-star hat]]
|[[dreadful fedora]]
|200
|200
|111 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|14
|14
|15
|15
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*Part of the [[Dreadful Pajamas]]
*+3 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
*+25 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*Lets you find 5% more [[Freddy Kruegerand|Krueggerands]]
|-
|[[eelskin hat]]
|200
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mys
|10
|11
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
*[[Passive Damage]] (Underwater Only)
|-
|-
|[[hardened slime hat]]
|[[El Vibrato helmet]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|16
|15
|18
|17
|
|
*Part of the [[Slimesuit]]
*Serious [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
|-
|-
|[[Hodgman's porkpie hat]]
|[[electrician's hardhat]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|19
|20
|21
|21
|
|
*Part of the [[Hodgman's Regal Frippery]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +40%
*All Attributes +20%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40
*+25 [[Hobo Power]]
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 20-40 HP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[Jarlsberg's hat]]
|[[feathered headdress]]
|30
|200
|None
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mys
|14
|18
|15
|19
|
|
*Mysticality +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]]+40%
*Regenerate 4-5 MP per adventure
*+40% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
*+1 Mysticality Stat Per Fight
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-20 MP per adventure
*Quest Item
|-
|-
|[[longhaired hippy wig]]
|[[foam commodore's hat]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|18
|18
|20
|20
|
|
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
* Part of the [[Seafaring Suit]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25%
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25%
|-
|[[Frosty's old silk hat]]
|200
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|18
|21
|
*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[MAHI fez]]
|[[ganger bandana]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|7
|13
|8
|14
|
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[BoozerBear]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[Mer-kin sneakmask]]
|[[Goggles of Loathing]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=150|150 Mys
|16
|17
|17
|19
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
* Part of the [[Clothing of Loathing]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
* Reduces the [[Underwater adventuring#Pressure Penalties|underwater pressure penalty]] by up to 10%
*[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you]]. ([[underwater adventuring]] only)
* [[Combat Initiative]] +50%
* Superhuman {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[moist sailor's cap]]
|[[googly-ball hat]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=111|111 Mox
|16
|14
|18
|15
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*+20 {{element|Stench|}}
*+3 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*Stupendous {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[nurse's hat]]
|[[googly-heart hat]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=111|111 Mox
|10
|15
|11
|16
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +300
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 30-60 HP per adventure
*+3 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 10-15 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat]]
|[[googly-star hat]]
|200
|200
|200 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=111|111 Mox
|24
|14
|27
|15
|
|
*Part of the [[Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*+3 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*+30 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
|-
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|[[hardened slime hat]]
|200
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|16
|18
|
*Part of the [[Slimesuit]]
*Serious [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
|-
|-
|[[orange peel hat]]
|[[hazmat helmet]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|12
|13
|13
|15
|
|Serious [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +50
*So-So Resistance to [[Elemental Resistance|All Elements]] (+2)
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 40-60 HP per adventure
*75% Chance of Preventing [[Negative Status Attacks]]
*Changes Your Avatar
|-
|-
|[[rusty diving helmet]]
|[[Hodgman's porkpie hat]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|17
|19
|19
|21
|
|
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*Part of the [[Hodgman's Regal Frippery]]
*<font color="red">-50%</font> [[Items from Monsters]]
*All Attributes +20%
*[[Combat Initiative]] -50%
*+25 [[Hobo Power]]
|-
|-
|[[shapeless wide-brimmed hat]]
|[[The Jokester's wig]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|24
|13
|26
|14
|
|
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-20 HP per Adventure
*Part of [[The Jokester's Costume]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-20 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 6-8 MP per adventure
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[silent beret]]
|[[lava balaclava]]
|200
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|13
|13
|None
|14
|11
|12
|
|
*All Attributes <font color="red">-30%</font>
*+50 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-50%</font>
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-12 MP per adventure
*[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you]].
*+50% [[Items from Monsters|Weapon Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[slime-covered helmet]]
|[[Lens of Hatred]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=125|125 Mox
|19
|12
|20
|14
|
|
*So-So {{element|Slime|Resistance}}
* Part of the [[Hateful Habiliment]]
*So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
* +15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
* Reduces enemy defense by 10%
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60%
* Grants use of [[Hateful Gaze]]
|-
|-
|[[sponge helmet]]
|[[Lens of Violence]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=125|125 Mys
|12
|14
|13
|16
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
* Part of the [[Violent Vestments]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-20 MP per adventure
* +15% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
* +5% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
* Grants use of [[Violent Gaze]]
|-
|-
|[[straw hat]]
|[[longhaired hippy wig]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|8
|18
|9
|20
|
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*+15% [[:Category:Food|Food Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
*+15% [[:Category:Booze|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[lucky army helmet]]
|[[The Necbromancer's Hat]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=4|4 Mus
|15
|17
|17
|22
|
|
*Part of [[Dark Bro's Vestments]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +100
*+30 damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to all Elements]] (+2)
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
|-
|-
|[[Uncle Hobo's stocking cap]]
|[[MAHI fez]]
|200
|200
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|22
|7
|25
|8
|
|
*Part of [[Uncle Hobo's Rags]]
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[BoozerBear]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +30
*+20 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[water-polo cap]]
|[[Mer-kin bunwig]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|13
|13
|14
|14
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
|
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
* +10% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[wreath of laurels]]
|[[Mer-kin facecowl]]
|200
|200
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|15
|15
|17
|16
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +25
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30%
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +25
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 8-12 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[Zombo's skullcap]]
|[[Mer-kin gladiator mask]]
|200
|200
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|15
|20
|16
|20
|
|
*Part of the [[Dire Drifter Duds]]
* Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
* -25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
* [[Combat Initiative]] -50%
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
* Lets you [[Underwater adventuring|Breathe Underwater]]
|-
|-
|[[duct tape fedora]]
|[[Mer-kin headguard]]
|195
|200
|82 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|14
|16
|16
|17
|
* +2 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
* +10 to [[Monster Level]]
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
|-
|[[Mer-kin scholar mask]]
|200
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mys
|20
|22
|
|
*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
* Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +12
* -25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +40
* [[Combat Initiative]] -50%
* Lets you [[Underwater adventuring|Breathe Underwater]]
|-
|-
|[[stone baseball cap]]
|[[Mer-kin sneakmask]]
|195
|200
|82 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|16
|16
|18
|17
|
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +10
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color="red">-10</font>
*[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you]]. ([[underwater adventuring]] only)
|-
|-
|[[bat hat]]
|[[moist sailor's cap]]
|180
|200
|75 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|16
|18
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*+20 {{element|Stench|}}
*Stupendous {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|[[The Necbromancer's Hat]]
|200
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|17
|22
|
*Part of [[Dark Bro's Vestments]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*+30 damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
|-
|[[no hat]]
|200
|data-sort-value=150|150 Mox
|5
|6
|6
|7
|  
*Variable effect
|-
|[[norwhal helmet]]
|200
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mys
|13
|14
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +9
*+2 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Spell Damage]] +60%
*+60% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[catskin cap]]
|[[nurse's hat]]
|180
|200
|75 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|10
|10
|11
|11
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +9
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +300
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +40
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 30-60 HP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-15 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[nasty rat mask]]
|[[Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat]]
|180
|200
|75 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mys
|12
|24
|14
|27
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +9
*Part of the [[Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia]]
*[[Monster Level]] <font color="red">-5</font>
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*+30 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|[[orange peel hat]]
|200
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|13
|15
|
*Serious [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
|-
|-
|[[plexiglass pith helmet]]
|[[rusty diving helmet]]
|180
|200
|75 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|20
|17
|22
|19
|
|
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 10-12 HP per Adventure
*<font color=red>-50%</font> [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 10-12 MP per Adventure
*[[Combat Initiative]] -50%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
|-
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
|[[Satan hat]]
|-
|200
|[[honeycap]]
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mys
|175
|72 Moxie
|8
|8
|8
|9
|
|
*Part of the [[Bits o' Honey]] outfit
*+50% [[Items from Monsters|Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*+30 {{element|Hot}}
*+10% [[Item Drops from Monsters]]
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|Saucerors]] only
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[toy space helmet]]
|[[sea cowboy hat]]
|175
|200
|72 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|12
|14
|14
|16
|
|
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
* +3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
* Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*Provides Mostly Accurate Battle Statistics During Fights
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +50
|-
|-
|[[wool hat]]
|[[shapeless wide-brimmed hat]]
|175
|200
|72 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|7
|24
|8
|26
|
|
*[[Damage Absorption]] +20
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-20 HP per Adventure
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-20 MP per Adventure
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
|-
|-
|[[beer helmet]]
|[[slime-covered helmet]]
|170
|200
|70 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|10
|19
|11
|20
|
|
*Part of the [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]]
*So-So {{element|Slime|Resistance}}
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +40
*So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[mummy mask]]
|[[sponge helmet]]
|170
|200
|70 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|9
|12
|10
|13
| +12 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[reinforced beaded headband]]
|170
|70 Moxie
|24
|26
|
|
*Part of the [[War Hippy Fatigues]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +40
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-20 MP per adventure
*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
|-
|-
|[[black cowboy hat]]
|[[straw hat]]
|165
|200
|67 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|14
|8
|16
|9
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +8
*+15% [[:Category:Food|Food Drops from Monsters]]
*+15% [[:Category:Booze|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[dwarvish war helmet]]
|[[ten-gallon hat]]
|165
|200
|67 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|19
|
*Part of the [[Dwarvish War Uniform]]
*Shows monster attack strength
|-
|[[mesh cap]]
|165
|50 Moxie
|7
|8
|
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Red Neck]]:
**[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
**[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-5</font>
|-
|[[snailmail coif]]
|165
|67 Moxie
|13
|13
|14
|14
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 8
*All Attributes +10
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[star hat]]
|[[Uncle Hobo's stocking cap]]
|165
|200
|67 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|7
|22
|8
|25
|
|
*Part of the [[Star Garb]]
*Part of [[Uncle Hobo's Rags]]
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +30
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*+20 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[big bad voodoo mask]]
|[[water-polo cap]]
|160
|200
|65 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|16
|13
|19
|14
|
|  
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[black helmet]]
|[[wreath of laurels]]
|160
|200
|65 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|11
|15
|12
|17
|
|
*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +25
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +25
|-
|-
|[[guard turtle shell]]
|[[Zombo's skullcap]]
|160
|200
|65 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|15
|16
|16
|18
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +50
*Part of the [[Dire Drifter Duds]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[sealhide hood]]
|[[duct tape fedora]]
|160
|195
|65 Moxie
|data-sort-value=82|82 Mox
|12
|14
|13
|16
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +12
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40
|-
|-
|[[giant discarded bottlecap]]
|[[stone baseball cap]]
|155
|195
|62 Moxie
|data-sort-value=82|82 Mox
|23
|16
|25
|18
|
|
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +10
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-10</font>
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color=red>-10</font>
|-
|-
|[[spaghetti cult mask]]
|[[bat hat]]
|155
|180
|62 Moxie
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mox
|17
|6
|19
|7
|
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +9
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[biomechanical crimborg helmet]]
|[[catskin cap]]
|150
|180
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mox
|27
|10
|29
|11
|
|
*Part of the [[Crimborg Assault Armor]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +9
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +40
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[clingfilm cap]]
|[[nasty rat mask]]
|150
|180
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mox
|12
|12
|13
|14
|
|
*Part of the [[Roy Orbison Disguise]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +9
*Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*[[Monster Level]] <font color=red>-5</font>
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
|-
|-
|[[extra-large palm-frond toupee]]
|[[nine-gallon hat]]
|150
|180
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|27
|29
|
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|-
|[[football helmet]]
|150
|60 Moxie
|14
|14
|15
|15
|&nbsp;
|
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +9
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[Grimacite gasmask]]
|[[plexiglass pith helmet]]
|150
|180
|40 Moxie
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mox
|16
|20
|17
|22
|
|
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-12 HP per Adventure
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-12 MP per Adventure
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
|-
|-
|[[fireman's helmet]]
|[[honeycap]]
|150
|175
|60 Muscle
|data-sort-value=72|72 Mox
|8
|8
|
*Part of the [[Bits o' Honey]] outfit
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*+10% [[Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +15
|-
|[[toy space helmet]]
|175
|data-sort-value=72|72 Mox
|14
|14
|16
|16
|
|
*Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*All Attributes +10%
*Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*+1 [[FDKOL commendation|FDKOL Commendation]] per [[brushfires|Fire]]
*Provides Mostly Accurate Battle Statistics During Fights
|-
|-
|[[grungy bandana]]
|[[wool hat]]
|150
|175
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=72|72 Mox
|13
|7
|14
|8
|
|
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Damage Absorption]] +20
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[panhandle panhandling hat]]
|[[beer helmet]]
|150
|170
|175 Muscle
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|23
|10
|25
|11
|[[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters|Drops]] +30%
|
*Part of the [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40
|-
|-
|[[Radio Free Baseball Cap]]
|[[ghast iron Garibaldi]]
|150
|170
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|18
|20
|20
|23
|
|
*Part of the [[Radio Free Regalia]]
*Part of the [[Ghast Iron Gear]]
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Radio Head]]:
*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
**[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[rave visor]]
|[[lynyrdskin cap]]
|150
|170
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|9
|13
|10
|14
|
|  
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]]+20
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*Quest Item
|-
|-
|[[sleep mask]]
|[[mummy mask]]
|150
|170
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|9
|9
|10
|10
|Intrinsic Effect: [[Temporary Blindness]]
|
*+12 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[spangly sombrero]]
|[[reinforced beaded headband]]
|150
|170
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|15
|24
|26
|
*Part of the [[War Hippy Fatigues]]
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +40
|-
|[[black cowboy hat]]
|165
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mox
|14
|16
|16
|
|
*+3 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +8
|-
|-
|[[Voluminous Radio Hat]]
|[[dwarvish war helmet]]
|150
|165
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mox
|18
|17
|20
|19
|
|
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*Part of the [[Dwarvish War Uniform]]
*Radio prize
*Shows monster attack strength
|-
|-
|[[wolf mask]]
|[[mesh cap]]
|150
|165
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|7
|8
|8
|9
|
|
*Part of the [[Furry Suit]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=red>-5</font>
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Mohawk wig]]
|[[snailmail coif]]
|140
|165
|55 Moxie
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mox
|9
|10
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|[[fuzzy busby]]
|130
|50 Muscle
|10
|11
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|[[fuzzy earmuffs]]
|130
|50 Mysticality
|13
|13
|14
|14
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 8
|-
|-
|[[fuzzy montera]]
|[[star hat]]
|130
|165
|50 Moxie
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mox
|12
|7
|13
|8
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*Part of the [[Star Garb]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +7%
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +30
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[spiky turtle helmet]]
|[[big bad voodoo mask]]
|130
|160
|50 Moxie
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|17
|16
|19
|19
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +8
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*+8 [[Monster Level]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|[[black helmet]]
|160
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mus
|11
|12
|
*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +30
|-
|-
|[[Grimacite goggles]]
|[[cold water bottle]]
|125
|160
|47 Moxie
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|16
|15
|17
|17
|
|
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
* +10 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
* +20 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
* So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[worn tophat]]
|[[eight-gallon hat]]
|125
|160
|47 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|10
|15
|11
|16
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*All Attributes +8
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[bonedanna]]
|[[guard turtle shell]]
|120
|160
|45 Moxie
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|9
|16
|9
|18
|
|
*[[Elemental Resistance|Serious Spooky Resistance]]
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +50
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
|-
|-
|[[chrome helmet turtle]]
|[[sealhide hood]]
|120
|160
|45 Moxie
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|18
|12
|20
|13
|All Attributes +5
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
|-
|-
|[[fez of etymology]]
|[[giant discarded bottlecap]]
|120
|155
|45 Moxie
|data-sort-value=62|62 Mox
|14
|23
|16
|25
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
|
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color=red>-10</font>
|-
|-
|[[wooden salad bowl]]
|[[spaghetti cult mask]]
|120
|155
|45 Moxie
|data-sort-value=62|62 Mox
|15
|17
|17
|&nbsp;
|19
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[enchantlers]]
|[[antique helmet]]
|115
|150
|42 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|11
|13
|11
| +10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
|-
|[[Snow Queen Crown]]
|115
|42 Moxie
|14
|14
|16
|
|
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]]
*Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
*So-So (+2) {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
*Can break in combat
|-
|-
|[[f3d0r4]]
|[[antique nutcracker hat]]
|110
|150
|40 Moxie
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|6
|20
|6
|22
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[pointy red hat]]
|[[biomechanical crimborg helmet]]
|110
|150
|40 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|12
|27
|14
|29
|[[Damage Reduction]] 5
|
*Part of the [[Crimborg Assault Armor]]
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[Ancient Saucehelm]]
|[[brown felt tophat]]
|100
|150
|15 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|16
|15
|17
|17
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +11
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|-
|[[bounty-hunting helmet]]
|[[clingfilm cap]]
|100
|150
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|20
|12
|21
|13
|
|
*Part of the [[Bounty-Hunting Rig]]
*Part of the [[Roy Orbison Disguise]]
*+20% [[Items from Monsters]]
*Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
|-
|[[Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat]]
|150
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|22
|25
|
*+25 {{element|Cold}}
*Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}} (+3)
*Dolphins will occasionally return items they've stolen from you
|-
|-
|[[bowler]]
|[[extra-large palm-frond toupee]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|6
|27
|6
|29
|
|
*Part of the [[Bow Tux]]
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|-
|-
|[[Colander of Em-er'il]]
|[[fireman's helmet]]
|100
|150
|15 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|18
|14
|20
|16
|
|
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-6 MP per adventure
*Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*All Attributes +10%
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|P]]s only
*+1 [[FDKOL commendation|FDKOL Commendation]] per [[brushfires|Fire]]
|-
|[[football helmet]]
|150
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|14
|15
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[Crimbo hat]]
|[[gold crown]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|9
|9
|10
|10
|
|
*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
* Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
* [[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-4 HP per adventure
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per adventure
* +10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[Crown of Thrones]]
|[[Grimacite gasmask]]
|100
|150
|None
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|14
|16
|16
|17
|
|
*Put a Familiar In It!
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*That Familiar gains 1 Experience per Fight
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[depleted Grimacite ninja mask]]
|[[grungy bandana]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|26
|13
|29
|14
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-25% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*+0-5 [[Extra PvP Fights]] based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Dilapidated wizard hat]]
|[[Mark I Steam-Hat]]
|125
|150
|47 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|20
|14
|22
|16
|
|
*+10 Hot Damage
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*+15 Damage to Hot Spells
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
|-
|-
|[[Disco 'Fro Pick]]
|[[Mark II Steam-Hat]]
|100
|150
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|13
|15
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +11%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|[[draggin' ball hat]]
|100
|35 Moxie
|15
|15
|17
|17
|
|
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Draggin' Balls]]:
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
**[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color="red">-3</font>
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
**[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
* [[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[Elder Turtle Shell]]
|[[Mark III Steam-Hat]]
|100
|150
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|16
|16
|18
|18
|
|
*+3 to [[Familiar Weight]]
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
* [[Combat Initiative]] +15%
* [[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
|-
|-
|[[El Sombrero De Lopez]]
|[[Mark IV Steam-Hat]]
|100
|150
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|15
|17
|17
|20
|
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +7
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
* [[Combat Initiative]] +15%
* [[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
* +10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|[[Mark V Steam-Hat]]
|150
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|14
|16
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
* [[Combat Initiative]] +15%
* [[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
* +10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
* Has a Death Ray on it
** Grants use of [[Fire Death Ray]]
|-
|-
|[[eXtreme scarf]]
|[[murderbot mask]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|12
|13
|13
|
|14
*Part of the [[eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear]]
|  
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
* +2 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights]] per day when equipped
* Makes you look like a Murderbot
|-
|-
|[[fancy tophat]]
|[[panhandle panhandling hat]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=175|175 Mus
|11
|23
|12
|25
|
|  
*Part of the [[Fancy Tux]]
*[[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters|Drops]] +30%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[floaty rock helmet]]
|[[plain paper hat]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|16
|13
|18
|15
|
|
*Part of the [[Floaty Fatigues]]
* +20 {{element|Cold}}
*+10% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
* +25 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30%
|-
|-
|[[ice pick]]
|[[Radio Free Baseball Cap]]
|100
|150
|None
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|7
|8
|
*+15% [[Items from Monsters]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[linoleum helmet turtle]]
|100
|35 Moxie
|20
|20
|22
|23
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +10
*Part of the [[Radio Free Regalia]]
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +10
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20
|-
|-
|[[makeshift turban]]
|[[rave visor]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|15
|9
|16
|10
|
|
*Part of the [[Terrycloth Tackle]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]]+20
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*Quest Item
*Interferes with your vision
|-
|[[sleep mask]]
|150
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|9
|10
|
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Temporary Blindness]]
|-
|[[snowman-enchanting tophat]]
|150
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|24
|25
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*Can turn enemies into snowmen
|-
|-
|[[Moonthril Circlet]]
|[[spangly sombrero]]
|100
|150
|40 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|15
|16
|16
|17
|
|
*Part of the [[Luniform]]
*+3 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats per Fight]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +0-75% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[outrageous sombrero]]
|[[Voluminous Radio Hat]]
|100
|150
|None
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|18
|18
|19
|20
|
|
*All Attributes +5
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
*Radio prize
|-
|-
|[[Scalp of Gorgolok]]
|[[warbear feathered fedora]]
|100
|150
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|15
|22
|17
|24
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
*+10% Items from [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBears]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Seasonal Beret]]
|[[warbear lined ushanka]]
|100
|150
|None
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|13
|19
|14
|21
|
|
*Prize for calendar art contest
*So-So {{element|Supercold|Resistance}}
*All attributes +0 to 25% based on [[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[sinister demon mask]]
|[[warbear spiked helm]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|17
|17
|19
|19
|
|
* +25 {{element|Spooky}}
*+40 [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBear]] Armor Penetration
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 10-25 HP per adventure
* +25% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[spooky hockey mask]]
|[[wolf mask]]
|100
|150
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|16
|8
|18
|9
|
|
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*Part of the [[Furry Suit]]
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|[[Mohawk wig]]
|140
|data-sort-value=55|55 Mox
|9
|10
|  
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[Spooky Putty mitre]]
|[[seven-gallon hat]]
|100
|140
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|16
|16
|18
| +3 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|-
|[[sugar chapeau]]
|100
|None
|12
|13
|
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*+10% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
*All Attributes +7
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per adventure
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|-
|[[time helmet]]
|[[fuzzy busby]]
|100
|130
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mus
|10
|10
|11
|11
|
|
*Part of the [[Time Trappings]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[Tropical Crimbo Hat]]
|[[fuzzy earmuffs]]
|100
|130
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mys
|17
|13
|19
|14
|
|
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[wumpus-hair wig]]
|[[fuzzy montera]]
|100
|130
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|14
|12
|15
|13
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-5</font>
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] +7%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +7
|-
|[[spiky turtle helmet]]
|130
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|17
|19
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +8
*+8 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[yak toupee]]
|[[dilapidated wizard hat]]
|100
|125
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mox
|9
|20
|10
|22
|[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per Adventure
|
*+10 Hot Damage
*+15 Damage to Hot Spells
|-
|-
|[[Cerebral Cloche]]
|[[giant yellow hat]]
|90
|125
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mox
|14
|14
|15
|16
|
|
*Part of the [[Encephalic Ensemble]]
*+10 to Familiar Damage
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +15
*+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
*Jellyfish Vision
*Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[fancy ball mask]]
|[[Grimacite goggles]]
|90
|125
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mox
|13
|16
|15
|17
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|[[muddy pirate hat]]
|125
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mox
|14
|16
|
* +5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
* [[Combat Initiative]] +20%
|-
|-
|[[lihc face]]
|[[adobe ayam]]
|90
|120
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mys
|8
|9
|9
|So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|10
|
*+3 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
*+20% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*[[Adobe Ayam Subscription|Subscribe]] for access to Premium Enchantments&trade;
|-
|-
|[[pig-iron helm]]
|[[bellhop's hat]]
|90
|120
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|12
|12
|13
|13
|
|
*Part of the [[Pork Elf Prizes]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]+7
*Helps you blend in at [[The Ice Hotel]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]+10
|-
|-
|[[safarrri hat]]
|[[bonedanna]]
|90
|120
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|11
|9
|12
|9
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +15
*[[Elemental Resistance|Serious Spooky Resistance]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10 (vs. lions only)
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
|-
|-
|[[stainless steel skullcap]]
|[[chrome helmet turtle]]
|90
|120
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|22
|18
|24
|20
|
|  
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
*All Attributes +5
*[[Damage Absorption]] +60
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
|-
|-
|[[yellow plastic hard hat]]
|[[fez of etymology]]
|90
|120
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|20
|14
|23
|16
|&nbsp;
|  
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
|-
|-
|[[cornuthaum]]
|[[fiberglass fedora]]
|85
|120
|27 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|10
|16
|10
|17
|
|  
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
* +3 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
* +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
* Doubles the effectiveness of [[The Sonata of Sneakiness (skill)|The Sonata of Sneakiness]] and [[Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (skill)|Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation]]
|-
|-
|[[asbestos helmet turtle]]
|[[flagstone fez]]
|80
|120
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mys
|20
|22
|So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|[[clockwork hat]]
|80
|25 Moxie
|12
|12
|13
|13
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
* +5 [[Prismatic Damage]]
* Allows use of the [[Flagstone Fez Ritual]] skill in combat
|-
|[[Helm of the Scream Emperor]]
|120
|data-sort-value=0|None
|22
|26
|
|
*Part of the [[Clockwork Apparatus]]
* Part of the [[Raiments of the Final Boss]]
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
* +2 [[Stats from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
* All Attributes +5%
|-
|-
|[[cold ninja mask]]
|[[marble mariachi hat]]
|80
|120
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|13
|17
|15
|19
|
|
*Part of the [[Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit]]
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +30%
*Deals [[Passive Damage]] to attackers
|-
|-
|[[grass hat]]
|[[petrified wood whoopie panama]]
|80
|120
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|8
|26
|9
|29
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%
* +10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Change of Critical Hit]]
* Headbutt attacking foes
|-
|[[porcelain porkpie]]
|120
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|16
|17
|
|
*Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
*Part of the [[Ceramic Suit]]
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +10
*+20% Food Drops from Monsters
*Mysticality +20%
*Adds {{element|Sleaze Damage}} to all Pastamancer Spells
|-
|-
|[[miner's helmet]]
|[[six-gallon hat]]
|80
|120
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|13
|14
|14
|
|
*Part of the [[Mining Gear]]
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*All Attributes +6
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[sequined fez]]
|[[stained glass stetson]]
|80
|120
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mys
|11
|19
|12
|21
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+5 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*+5 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*+5 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*+5 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*+5 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[turtlemail coif]]
|[[wooden salad bowl]]
|80
|120
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|14
|15
|15
|17
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[wrought-iron wig]]
|120
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|15
|16
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*Part of the [[Wrought Wrappings]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 4
*+3 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*Makes [[Northern Explosion]] deal additional damage over time
|-
|[[enchantlers]]
|115
|data-sort-value=42|42 Mox
|11
|11
|
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[Baron von Ratsworth's tophat]]
|[[oil cap]]
|75
|115
|22 Moxie
|data-sort-value=42|42 Mox
|25
|6
|28
|7
|All Attributes +5
|
* Part of the [[Oil Rig]]
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per adventure
* So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[willowy bonnet]]
|[[Snow Queen Crown]]
|75
|115
|22 Moxie
|data-sort-value=42|42 Mox
|13
|14
|14
|16
|
|
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +40
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*Enables [[Rouse Sapling]] combat skill
*Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*Part of the [[Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel]]
|-
|-
|[[bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban]]
|[[f3d0r4]]
|70
|110
|12 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|28
|6
|30
|6
|
|  
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +5
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
|-
|-
|[[Crown of the Goblin King]]
|[[heavy crown]]
|70
|110
|20 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|20
|10
|24
|11
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
|  
*All Attributes +5
*+5 to Familiar Damage
*[[Combat_Initiative|Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[demon-horned hat]]
|[[moose antlers]]
|70
|110
|20 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|15
|12
|16
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
|-
|[[double-ice cap]]
|70
|20 Moxie
|13
|13
|14
|
|
*[[Stunning|Stuns]] opponents who hit you
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-9 MP per adventure
*+10 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[goofily-plumed helmet]]
|[[pointy red hat]]
|70
|110
|20 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|20
|12
|21
|14
|&nbsp;
|  
*[[Damage Reduction]] 5
|-
|-
|[[meaty helmet turtle]]
|[[yabba dabba doo rag]]
|70
|110
|20 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|17
|16
|19
|19
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|
*Stupendous Stench [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+4)
*Regenerate 5-10 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
|-
|-
|[[powdered wig]]
|[[All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig]]
|70
|100
|20 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|11
|28
|12
|31
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
* +20 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per adventure
* So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
* +20% [[Items from Monsters#Candy|Candy Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[blue traffic cone]]
|[[Ancient Saucehelm]]
|60
|100
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mys
|15
|16
|17
|17
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +11
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|-
|[[filthy knitted dread sack]]
|[[Big Candy's tophat]]
|60
|100
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|22
|25
|
*Part of the [[Filthy Hippy Disguise]]
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[goat beard]]
|60
|15 Moxie
|9
|10
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|[[green traffic cone]]
|60
|15 Moxie
|16
|16
|18
|18
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
* +25% [[Items from Monsters#Candy|Candy Drops from Monsters]]
*So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
* [[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|-
|[[helm of the white knight]]
|[[Boris's Helm]]
|60
|100
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|20
|11
|24
|12
|
|
*Regenerate 2-5 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*[[Elemental Resistance|Slight Resistance]] to All Elements
*[[Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Regenerate [[MP Regeneration|MP]] based on Level
*+5 [[Familiar Weight]] ''or'' +1 [[Clancy (companion)|Minstrel Level]]
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin elite helm]]
|[[Boris's Helm (askew)]]
|60
|100
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|18
|22
|20
|
|
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Regenerate [[MP Regeneration|MP]] based on Level
*+5 [[Familiar Weight]] ''or'' +1 [[Clancy (companion)|Minstrel Level]]
|-
|-
|[[leather mask]]
|[[bounty-hunting helmet]]
|60
|100
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|11
|20
|12
|21
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*Part of the [[Bounty-Hunting Rig]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-3</font>
*+20% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[orange traffic cone]]
|[[bowler]]
|60
|100
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|17
|6
|19
|6
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*Part of the [[Bow Tux]]
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Orcish baseball cap]]
|[[Brogre bucket hat]]
|60
|100
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|15
|17
|17
|19
|
|
*Part of the [[Frat Boy Ensemble]]
*Part of the [[Brogre Brouture]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be more attracted to you]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-3</font>
|-
|-
|[[red traffic cone]]
|[[centurion helmet]]
|60
|100
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|14
|15
|16
|16
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*Part of the [[Gladiatorial Glad Rags]]
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*All Attributes +7
|-
|-
|[[tattered paper crown]]
|[[Colander of Em-er'il]]
|60
|100
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mys
|18
|18
|20
|20
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-6 MP per adventure
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|P]]s only
|-
|-
|[[yellow traffic cone]]
|[[Crimbo hat]]
|60
|100
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|17
|9
|19
|10
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
*So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[barskin hat]]
|[[The Crown of Ed the Undying]]
|55
|100
|12 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|10
|19
|11
|23
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[meatloaf helmet]]
|55
|12 Moxie
|14
|15
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*Free pull in an [[Actually Ed the Undying]] run
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
*Maximum HP/MP +50
*Combat Initiative +25%
*Ed's servants will level up faster
*Allows you to read thoughts
*Can be adjusted to have other enchantments
|-
|-
|[[pimpin' meat hat]]
|[[Crown of Thrones]]
|55
|100
|12 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|14
|16
|16
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*Put a Familiar In It!
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*That Familiar gains 1 Experience per Fight
|-
|-
|[[astral chapeau]]
|[[depleted Grimacite ninja mask]]
|50
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|26
|29
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-25% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*+0-5 [[Extra PvP Fights]] based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|[[Disco 'Fro Pick]]
|100
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|13
|13
|14
|15
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +11%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per adventure
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|-
|[[balaclava]]
|[[draggin' ball hat]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|9
|15
|9
|17
|
|
*Part of the [[OK Lumberjack Outfit]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] <font color=red>-3</font>
*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
|-
|-
|[[balloon helmet]]
|[[El Sombrero De Lopez]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|13
|17
|14
|20
|[[Damage Absorption]] +20
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[clown wig]]
|[[Elder Turtle Shell]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|8
|16
|9
|18
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*+3 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[gasmask]]
|[[Elf Guard red and white beret]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|7
|24
|7
|29
|Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|
*+5 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights]] per day when equipped (December only)
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin visor]]
|[[eXtreme scarf]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|15
|12
|17
|13
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|
*Part of the [[eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|-
|[[leather aviator's cap]]
|[[fancy tophat]]
|200
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|18
|11
|21
|12
|
|
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day equipped
*Part of the [[Fancy Tux]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 1
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%
* Kill 5% more skeletons
|-
|-
|[[paperclip turban]]
|[[five-gallon hat]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|15
|15
|16
|
|
*Part of the [[Paperclippery]]
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +5
*All Attributes +5
*Maximum HP/MP +5
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|-
|[[pixel hat]]
|[[floaty rock helmet]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|8
|16
|9
|18
|
|
*Part of the [[8-Bit Finery]]
*Part of the [[Floaty Fatigues]]
*All Attributes +2
*+10% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[raspberry beret]]
|[[Hairpiece On Fire]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|15
|15
|So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|17
|
* So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
* +4 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
* +5 [[Smithsness]]
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +X based on [[Smithsness]]
|-
|[[high-temperature mining mask]]
|100
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|26
|28
|
*Stupendous [[Elemental Resistance|Hot Resistance]] (+4)
*-100% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[snow hat]]
|[[ice pick]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|7
|7
|8
|8
|
|
*Part of the [[Snowman Suit]]
*+15% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 3
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[Sombrero De Vida]]
|[[iron helmet]]
|50
|100
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|14
|10
|16
|11
|
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[User:VidaLondres|Vida Londres]]
* So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-2 MP per adventure
* [[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[Sucker kabuto]]
|[[isotophat]]
|50
|100
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|9
|9
|
|
|12
*Part of the [[Toxic Togs]]
|13
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
|
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*Part of the [[Sucker Samurai Suit]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|-
|[[basic meat fez]]
|[[linoleum helmet turtle]]
|45
|100
|7 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|12
|20
|14
|22
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +10
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +10
|-
|-
|[[furry green turtle]]
|[[makeshift turban]]
|45
|100
|7 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|15
|16
|16
|18
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[irate sombrero]]
|45
|7 Moxie
|13
|14
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|[[pottery hat]]
|40
|&nbsp;
|10
|11
|
|
*Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Cold Resistance]]
*Part of the [[Terrycloth Tackle]]
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*Interferes with your vision
|-
|-
|[[basic meat helmet]]
|[[Moonthril Circlet]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|15
|16
|17
|17
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|
*Part of the [[Luniform]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +0-75% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[bark beret]]
|[[outrageous sombrero]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|18
|10
|19
|
|
*Part of the [[Vestments of the Treeslayer]]
*All Attributes +5
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 4
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-20%</font>
|-
|-
|[[foolscap fool's cap]]
|[[oxygenated eggnog helmet]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|22
|19
|24
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*<font color=red>-100%</font> [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-2</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-100%</font>
*Permits [[underwater adventuring]]
|-
|-
|[[ironic knit cap]]
|[[papier-mitre]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|13
|12
|15
|12
|
|
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
* Part of the [[Pinata Provisions]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
* +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
* +2 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
* Helps you describe things
|-
|-
|[[meat cowboy hat]]
|[[plaid cowboy hat]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|13
|14
|15
|16
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|
*Weapon Damage +20
*So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
|-
|-
|[[mullet wig]]
|[[Scalp of Gorgolok]]
|40
|100
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|9
|10
| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[pentacorn hat]]
|40
|5 Moxie
|12
|13
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[turtle wax helmet]]
|40
|5 Moxie
|15
|15
|17
|17
|Slight {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[ancient turtle shell helmet]]
|[[Seasonal Beret]]
|35
|100
|2 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|24
|13
|27
|14
| +10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|
*Prize for calendar art contest
*All attributes +0 to 25% based on [[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[Dolphin King's crown]]
|[[shining star cap]]
|35
|100
|2 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|14
|20
|16
|All Attributes +2
|
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Bonus for December only
|-
|-
|[[enchanted eyepatch]]
|[[sinister demon mask]]
|35
|100
|2 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|17
|17
|18
|19
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|
* +25 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 10-25 HP per adventure
* +25% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[maiden wig]]
|[[space beast fur hat]]
|35
|100
|2 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|9
|16
|10
|19
|&nbsp;
|
*Part of the [[Space Beast Furs]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|-
|[[asshat]]
|[[spelunker's fedora]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|6
|16
|6
|18
|
|
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*Part of the [[Spelunker's Gear]]
*+1 {{element|Sleaze}}
*All Attributes +10%
*+4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
*+2 Stat(s) Per Fight
|-
|-
|[[BRICKO hat]]
|[[spooky hockey mask]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|9
|16
|10
|18
|
|
*Part of the [[BRICKOfig Outfit]]
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +3
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[Spooky Putty mitre]]
|100
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|18
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|-
|-
|[[bugbear beanie]]
|[[sugar chapeau]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|13
|14
|
|Part of the [[Bugbear Costume]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
|-
*+10% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
|[[chef's hat]]
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per adventure
|30
*Breaks after 30 combats
|None
|-
|[[sweatband]]
|100
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|9
|9
|9
|
* Part of the [[Workoutfit]]
* +2 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
* [[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|[[time helmet]]
|100
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|10
|10
|11
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*Part of the [[Time Trappings]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1 MP per Adventure
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[Cloaca-Cola helmet]]
|[[tin tam]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|6
|18
|7
|
|
*Part of the [[Cloaca-Cola Uniform]]
* So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
* [[Damage Reduction]]: 5
* +1 [[Stats from Fights|Mysticality Stat per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[coconut shell]]
|[[training helmet]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|12
|14
|13
|15
|[[Damage Absorption]] +1
|
*Quest item
*[[Combat Initiative]] -50%
*+25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%
|-
|-
|[[Dyspepsi-Cola helmet]]
|[[Tropical Crimbo Hat]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|17
|19
|19
|
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[warbear dress helmet]]
|100
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|18
|20
|20
|
|
*Part of the [[Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform]]
*Part of the [[Warbear Dress Armor]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
*+25% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[festive holiday hat]]
|[[warbear foil hat]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|14
|19
|16
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
* +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
* (additional +10lbs. to [[:Category:Robotic Familiars|Robotic Familiars]])
* Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[insane tophat]]
|[[wumpus-hair wig]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|12
|14
|13
|15
|Intrinsic effect: We're All Mad Here!
|-
|[[metallic foil cat ears]]
|30
|None
|19
|22
|
|
*Intrinsic effect: [[O Hai!]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=red>-5</font>
**Changes combat text to Lolcat
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[pail]]
|[[Xiblaxian stealth cowl]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|4
|4
|[[Damage Absorption]] +10
|-
|[[parasitic headgnawer]]
|30
|None
|19
|20
|20
|22
|
|
*Part of the [[Mutant Couture]] outfit
*Part of the [[Xiblaxian Stealth Suit]]
*Deals 2X-3X (max 30-45) player level [[Passive Damage|damage to attackers]], doubled under [[Yuletide Mutations]]
*Monsters will be less attracted to you
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
|-
|-
|[[party hat]]
|[[yak toupee]]
|30
|100
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|8
|9
|9
|
|10
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per Adventure ([[Festival of Jarlsberg]] only)
|  
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per Adventure
|-
|-
|[[propeller beanie]]
|[[Cerebral Cloche]]
|30
|90
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|14
|15
|15
|16
|
|[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
*Part of the [[Encephalic Ensemble]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +15
*Jellyfish Vision
|-
|-
|[[skeletortoise]]
|[[fancy ball mask]]
|30
|90
|None
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|13
|13
|15
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|-
|[[gravyskin hat]]
|90
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|12
|13
|13
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|  
*+11 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[Van der Graaf helmet]]
|[[lihc face]]
|30
|90
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|17
|8
|20
|9
|
|  
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +15
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[Ze™ goggles]]
|[[pig-iron helm]]
|30
|90
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|16
|12
|17
|13
|
|
* +25% [[Item Drops from Monsters]] (Underwater only)
*Part of the [[Pork Elf Prizes]]
* Note that the character count is based on the 7-character html representation of the trademark symbol
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]+7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]+10
|-
|-
|[[eyepatch]]
|[[safarrri hat]]
|25
|90
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|8
|11
|8
|12
|
|
*Part of the [[Swashbuckling Getup]]
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +15
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10 (vs. lions only)
|-
|-
|[[samurai turtle helmet]]
|[[stainless steel skullcap]]
|25
|90
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|19
|22
|21
|24
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +2
*[[Damage Absorption]] +60
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
|-
|-
|[[bum cheek]]
|[[yellow plastic hard hat]]
|90
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|20
|20
|None
|23
|8
| &nbsp;
|9
|Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[Kentucky-style derby]]
|[[cornuthaum]]
|20
|85
|None
|data-sort-value=27|27 Mox
|19
|10
|20
|10
|&nbsp;
|
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|-
|[[knobby helmet turtle]]
|[[hot daub bun]]
|20
|85
|None
|data-sort-value=27|27 Mys
|18
|10
|20
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
|-
|[[viking helmet]]
|20
|None
|12
|12
|13
|
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
* Part of the [[Hot Daub Ensemble]]
* +9 {{element|Hot}}
* +9 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[oriole-feather headdress]]
|[[worn tophat]]
|15
|85
|None
|data-sort-value=27|27 Mox
|23
|10
|24
|11
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +1
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +1
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[anniversary concrete fedora]]
|[[asbestos helmet turtle]]
|10
|80
|None
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|25
|20
|27
|22
|All Attributes +1
|  
*So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[beholed bedsheet]]
|[[clockwork hat]]
|10
|80
|None
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|15
|12
|16
|13
|Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|
*Part of the [[Clockwork Apparatus]]
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[disco mask]]
|[[cold ninja mask]]
|10
|80
|None
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|9
|13
|10
|15
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[fire]]
|10
|None
|4
|4
|
|
*+7 {{element|Hot}}
*Part of the [[Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit]]
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Head on Fire, Ass Catching]]:
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
**[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[funny paper hat]]
|[[four-gallon hat]]
|10
|80
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|15
|15
|
|
*Comic Con item
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +5
*All Attributes +4
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|-
|[[Hollandaise helmet]]
|[[grass hat]]
|10
|80
|None
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|17
|8
|18
|9
|
|
[[Spell Damage]] +1
*Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +10
|-
|-
|[[helmet turtle]]
|[[miner's helmet]]
|10
|80
|None
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|12
|13
|13
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|14
|
*Part of the [[Mining Gear]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[indie comic hipster glasses]]
|[[sequined fez]]
|10
|80
|None
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|24
|11
|27
|All Attributes +5
|-
|[[invisible bag]]
|10
|None
|12
|12
|13
|  
|Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|-
|[[jewel-eyed wizard hat]]
|[[turtlemail coif]]
|10
|80
|None
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|19
|14
|21
|15
|
|
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +30
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*-1 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 4
*[[MP Restorers|MP Regen]] based on level
|-
*+5 Duration to Buffs You Cast
|[[Baron von Ratsworth's tophat]]
*Allows casting of [[Magic Missile]]
|75
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mox
|25
|28
|
*All Attributes +5
|-
|[[pickelhaube]]
|75
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mox
|11
|11
|
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
|-
|[[willowy bonnet]]
|75
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mox
|13
|14
|
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40
*Enables [[Rouse Sapling]] combat skill
*Part of the [[Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel]]
|-
|[[bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban]]
|70
|data-sort-value=12|12 Mys
|28
|30
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +5
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
|-
|[[Crown of the Goblin King]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|20
|24
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
|-
|[[demon-horned hat]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|15
|16
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
|-
|[[double-ice cap]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|13
|14
|
*[[Stunning|Stuns]] opponents who hit you
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-9 MP per adventure
*+10 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[goofily-plumed helmet]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|20
|21
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[meaty helmet turtle]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|17
|19
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[powdered wig]]
|70
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|11
|12
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per adventure
|-
|[[Yeg's Motel shower cap]]
|66
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|22
|
*Superhuman {{element|Spooky|Resistance}} (+5)
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +66%
*Extremely fragile (will be destroyed if you are hit in combat)
*'''This item will disappear at the end of the day.'''
|-
|[[neoprene skullcap]]
|65
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|17
|
*[[Moxie]] +7
|-
|[[blue traffic cone]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|15
|17
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|[[filthy knitted dread sack]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|22
|25
|
*Part of the [[Filthy Hippy Disguise]]
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[goat beard]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|9
|10
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|[[green traffic cone]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|16
|18
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|-
|[[helm of the white knight]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|20
|24
|
*Regenerate 2-5 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*[[Elemental Resistance|Slight Resistance]] to All Elements
|-
|[[Knob Goblin elite helm]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|19
|22
|
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[leather mask]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|11
|12
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=red>-3</font>
|-
|[[orange traffic cone]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|17
|19
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[Orcish baseball cap]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|17
|19
|
*Part of the [[Frat Boy Ensemble]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color=red>-3</font>
|-
|[[red traffic cone]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|14
|16
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|[[suspicious-looking fedora]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|14
|15
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +6
|-
|[[tattered paper crown]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|18
|20
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[three-gallon hat]]
|60
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|16
|
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +3
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|[[yellow traffic cone]]
|60
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|17
|19
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-
|[[barskin hat]]
|55
|data-sort-value=12|12 Mox
|10
|11
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[meatloaf helmet]]
|55
|data-sort-value=12|12 Mox
|14
|15
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
|-
|[[pimpin' meat hat]]
|55
|data-sort-value=12|12 Mox
|14
|16
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
|[[4-dimensional fez]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|17
|
*+4 Maximum [[Hooch]]
|-
|[[aerogel akubra]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|
*Part of the [[Aeroutfit]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*Lets you use Spirit Snap multiple times per fight
|-
|[[astral chapeau]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per adventure
|-
|[[balaclava]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|9
|9
|
*Part of the [[OK Lumberjack Outfit]]
*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|[[balloon helmet]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|13
|14
|
*[[Damage Absorption]] +20
|-
|[[barrelhead]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|10
|10
|
*Part of the [[Cooper's Couture]]
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +25
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per adventure
|-
|[[chalk chapeau]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
* +3 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights]] per day when equipped
* Regenerate 3-6 [[HP_Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP_Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
* [[Deleveling|Weakens]] attackers
|-
|[[chiffon chapeau]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|15
|
* +2 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
* +10 {{element|Spooky}}
* +10 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
* Deals [[Passive Damage|Cold Damage]] each round
|-
|[[clown wig]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|8
|9
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|-
|[[crepe paper phrygian cap]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|21
|24
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
* +10 {{element|Stench}}
* +10 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
* Pull down to avoid monsters
|-
|[[FantasyRealm Mage's Hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|21
|23
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
|-
|[[FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|23
|25
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15
|-
|[[FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|25
|27
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
|-
|[[gabardine garibaldi]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|19
|
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +20
* Increases the damage of [[Saucegeyser]] by 35% to 50%
|-
|[[gasmask]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|7
|7
|
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|-
|[[green cloth cap]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|15
|
* Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +15
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +15
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[Knob Goblin visor]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|15
|17
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[leather aviator's cap]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|18
|21
|
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day equipped
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 1
* Kill 5% more skeletons
|-
|[[lemon party hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|13
|15
|
* +50% [[Items from Monsters#Candy|Candy Drops from Monsters]]
* Disappears at the end of the day
|-
|[[loofah lumberjack's hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|21
|23
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
* [[HP_Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-25 HP per adventure
* Allows use of the [[Loofah Head-Scratch]] skill in combat
|-
|[[moss mitre]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|10
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}} (+2)
*Lets you [[Soul Genuflection|spend Soulsauce]] to heal
|-
|[[paperclip turban]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|15
|16
|
*Part of the [[Paperclippery]]
*All Attributes +5
*Maximum HP/MP +5
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|[[paraffin pith helmet]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|20
|
*Part of the [[Paraffinalia]]
*+2 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
*+10 {{element|Cold}}
*Lets you unleash a [[Prismatic Damage|prismatic attack]]
|-
|[[pixel hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|8
|9
|
*Part of the [[8-Bit Finery]]
*All Attributes +2
|-
|[[PirateRealm party hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|21
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
*Gain more [[FunPoints]] during [[PirateRealm]] adventures
|-
|[[polyester panama hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|20
|
*Part of the [[Synthetic Suit]]
*+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
*+10% Meat from Monsters
*Adds Damage to Disco Dances
|-
|[[primitive alien mask]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|18
|20
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +20
* +2 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day when equipped
* Reveals your inner alien
|-
|[[radiation-resistant helmet]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|25
|26
|
*Part of the [[High-Radiation Mining Gear]]
*-10% Item Drops from Monsters
|-
|[[raspberry beret]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|14
|15
|
*So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|[[real cowboy hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|15
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to cowmanbob
*+3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
*Demonstrates your commitment to the west
|-
|[[smooth velvet hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|15
|17
|
* +1 Disco Style
|-
|[[snow hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|7
|8
|
*Part of the [[Snowman Suit]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 3
|-
|[[Sombrero De Vida]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|14
|16
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[User:VidaLondres|Vida Londres]]
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
|-
|[[sucker kabuto]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*Part of the [[Sucker Samurai Suit]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|[[topeé]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|5
|
*Part of the [[Topiaria]]
*Serious Stench Resistance (+3)
*Serious Hot Resistance (+3)
*&amp;eacute; counts as 8 characters at least for Mad Tea Party (thus 12 total), not sure about PvP
|-
|[[toy Crimbot mega face]]
|50
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|21
|
*Part of the [[Crimbot Crimboutfit]]
*+10% Item Drops from Monsters
*+1 Crimbot Outfit Power
*Allows use of LIGHT in combat
|-
|[[warbear plain fedora]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|18
|20
|
*+5% Items from [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBears]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +50
|-
|[[warbear plain helm]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|16
|18
|
*+20 [[The WarBear Fortress|WarBear]] Armor Penetration
*[[Weapon Damage]] +25%
*[[Spell Damage]] +50%
|-
|[[warbear plain ushanka]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|19
|21
|
*Slight {{element|Supercold|Resistance}}
*So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*Regenerate 10-15 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
|[[wax hat]]
|50
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|6
|7
|
* Part of the [[Wax Wardrobe]]
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +10
|-
|[[basic meat fez]]
|45
|data-sort-value=7|7 Mox
|12
|14
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|-
|[[furry green turtle]]
|45
|data-sort-value=7|7 Mox
|16
|18
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[irate sombrero]]
|45
|data-sort-value=7|7 Mox
|13
|14
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|[[bark beret]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|9
|10
|
*Part of the [[Vestments of the Treeslayer]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 4
|-
|[[basic meat helmet]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|15
|17
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[foolscap fool's cap]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|17
|19
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color=red>-2</font>
|-
|[[ironic knit cap]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|13
|15
|
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +20
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|-
|[[meat cowboy hat]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|13
|15
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[mullet wig]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|9
|10
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[pentacorn hat]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|12
|13
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[pottery hat]]
|40
|data-sort-value=0|None
|10
|11
|
*Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Cold Resistance]]
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[turtle wax helmet]]
|40
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|15
|17
|
*Slight {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
|-
|[[two-gallon hat]]
|40
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +2
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|[[ancient turtle shell helmet]]
|35
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mox
|24
|27
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|[[Dolphin King's crown]]
|35
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mox
|18
|20
|
*All Attributes +2
|-
|[[enchanted eyepatch]]
|35
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mox
|17
|18
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|[[maiden wig]]
|35
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mox
|9
|10
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[asshat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|6
|6
|
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*+1 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[BRICKO hat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|10
|
*Part of the [[BRICKOfig Outfit]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +3
|-
|[[bugbear beanie]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|
*Part of the [[Bugbear Costume]]
|-
|[[chef's hat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|10
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1 MP per Adventure
|-
|[[Cloaca-Cola helmet]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|18
|
*Part of the [[Cloaca-Cola Uniform]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
|-
|[[coconut shell]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*[[Damage Absorption]] +1
|-
|[[Dyspepsi-Cola helmet]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|20
|
*Part of the [[Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
|-
|[[festive holiday hat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|19
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|[[insane tophat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*Intrinsic effect: We're All Mad Here!
|-
|[[Jarlsberg's hat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|15
|
*Mysticality +5
*Regenerate 4-5 MP per adventure
*+1 Mysticality Stat Per Fight
*Quest Item
|-
|[[metallic foil cat ears]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|22
|
*Intrinsic effect: [[O Hai!]]
|-
|[[pail]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|4
|4
|
*[[Damage Absorption]] +10
|-
|[[parasitic headgnawer]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|20
|
*Part of the [[Mutant Couture]] outfit
*Deals 2X-3X (max 30-45) player level [[Passive Damage|damage to attackers]], doubled under [[Yuletide Mutations]]
|-
|[[party hat]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|8
|9
|
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-5 MP per Adventure ([[Festival of Jarlsberg]] only)
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|[[propeller beanie]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|16
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|-
|[[skeletortoise]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|13
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|-
|[[Van der Graaf helmet]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|20
|
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +15
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
|-
|[[Ze™ goggles]]
|30
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|17
|
* +25% [[Item Drops from Monsters]] (Underwater only)
* Note that the character count is based on the 7-character html representation of the trademark symbol
|-
|[[eyepatch]]
|25
|data-sort-value=0|None
|8
|8
|
*Part of the [[Swashbuckling Getup]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
|[[samurai turtle helmet]]
|25
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|21
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +2
|-
|[[brown paper bag mask]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|20
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +3
|-
|[[bum cheek]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|8
|9
|
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|-
|[[crêepy mask]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|10
|11
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]]+2
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +5
|-
|[[Kentucky-style derby]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|20
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[knobby helmet turtle]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|18
|20
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
|-
|[[one-gallon hat]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|14
|
*[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] quest item
*All Attributes +1
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) per Fight]]
|-
|[[oversized skullcap]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|18
|
*Muscle +2
*Damage Reduction: 3
|-
|[[viking helmet]]
|20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[oriole-feather headdress]]
|15
|data-sort-value=0|None
|23
|24
|
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +1
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +1
|-
|[[silent beret]]
|13
|data-sort-value=0|None
|11
|12
|
*All Attributes <font color=red>-30%</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-50%</font>
*[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you]].
|-
|[[anniversary concrete fedora]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|25
|27
|
*All Attributes +1
|-
|[[beholed bedsheet]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|16
|
*Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|-
|[[brainwave-controlled unicorn horn]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|31
|33
|
*Part of the [[Animelf Apparel]]
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +20
*Enables Friendship. And Goring.
|-
|[[dice-print do-rag]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|17
|
* +1 Random Monster Modifier
|-
|[[Dinsey mascot mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|18
|
*Quest item
*-50% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] -100%
*Changes Your Avatar
|-
|[[disco mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|10
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|[[The Emperor's new hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|17
|
*Part of [[The Emperor's New Clothes]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +X (where X is your current level)
|-
|[[fire]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|4
|4
|
*+7 {{element|Hot}}
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Head on Fire, Ass Catching]]:
|-
|[[funny paper hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|13
|15
|
*Comic Con item
*All Attributes +5
|-
|[[Hat O' Nine Tails]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|17
|
* Given to players who attended KoL Con IX
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +9%
|-
|[[helmet turtle]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[Hollandaise helmet]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|17
|18
|
* [[Spell Damage]] +1
|-
|[[indie comic hipster glasses]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|24
|27
|
*All Attributes +5
|-
|[[insulting hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
* +3 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
|-
|[[invisible bag]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|-
|[[jewel-eyed wizard hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|21
|
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +30
*-1 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]
*[[MP Regeneration|MP Regen]] based on level
*+5 Duration to Buffs You Cast
*Allows casting of [[Magic Missile]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[Knob Goblin harem veil]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|22
|
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise]]
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|-
|[[KoL Con 3-D Glasses]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|19
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[makeshift yakuza mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|21
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] -10
|-
|[[mariachi hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|11
|12
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|[[mummy costume]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|
*Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|-
|[[opera mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|9
|10
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=red>-5</font>
*Will increase duration of next [[Accordion Thief|AT]] buff cast by 40% and then break
|-
|[[passable elf mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|17
| &nbsp;
|-
|[[prismatic beret]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|14
|15
|
*Variable [[Damage Absorption]]
*Variable [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]
*Variable [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]]
*Variable [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]]
*Variable Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]
*Variable Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]]
*Variable [[Items from Monsters|Hat Drops from Monsters]]
*Variable [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*Variable [[Prismatic Damage]]
*[[Beret Boast|Boast about]], [[Beret Blast|blast from]], or [[Beret Busking|busk with]] your beret
|-
|[[pumpkinhead mask]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|16
|
*Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|-
|[[ravioli hat]]
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|10
|11
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin harem veil]]
|[[seal-skull helmet]]
|10
|10
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|19
|16
|22
|17
|
|  
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +1
*Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[KoL Con 3-D Glasses]]
|[[snorkel]]
|10
|10
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|16
|7
|19
|7
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[mariachi hat]]
|[[space trooper helmet]]
|10
|10
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|11
|18
|12
|20
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|
*All Attributes +5
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[mummy costume]]
|[[superhero mask]]
|10
|10
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|13
|Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|14
|-
|[[opera mask]]
|10
|None
|9
|10
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-5</font>
*Comic Con item
*Will increase duration of next [[Accordion Thief|AT]] buff cast by 40% and then break
*All Attributes +5
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[passable elf mask]]
|[[webbed comic mask]]
|10
|10
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|15
|17
|17
|&nbsp;
|
*All Attributes +5
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[pumpkinhead mask]]
|[[witch hat]]
|10
|10
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|8
|16
|9
|Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|  
*Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|-
|-
|[[ravioli hat]]
|[[wolfman mask]]
|10
|None
|10
|10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|11
|11
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|12
|
*Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|-
|-
|[[seal-skull helmet]]
|[[The Clown Crown]]
|0
|data-sort-value=0|None
|10
|10
|None
|11
|16
|17
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +1
|-
|[[snorkel]]
|10
|None
|7
|7
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[space trooper helmet]]
|10
|None
|18
|20
|
|
*All Attributes +5
*Quest item, Spelunky only
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*-6 Luck
|-
|-
|[[superhero mask]]
|[[mining helmet]]
|10
|0
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|12
|13
|13
|14
|
|
*Comic Con item
*Quest item, Spelunky only
*All Attributes +5
*Damage Reduction: 2
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*Lights Dark Places
|-
|-
|[[webbed comic mask]]
|[[spelunking fedora]]
|10
|0
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|15
|16
|17
|17
|
|
*Quest item, Spelunky only
*All Attributes +5
*All Attributes +5
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[witch hat]]
|[[X-ray goggles]]
|10
|0
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|8
|9
|Gives special drop when [[Halloween|trick-or-treating]]
|-
|[[wolfman mask]]
|10
|None
|11
|11
|12
|13
|Affects [[Trick or Treat!]], but hat is then lost
|
*Quest item, Spelunky only
*Moxie -5
*+5 Luck
*Reveals Secrets
|}
|}



Latest revision as of 22:07, 24 August 2025

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Hats are articles of armor worn on your head. Their Power rating acts as Damage Absorption, as well as increasing the damage done by a Turtle Tamer's Headbutt attack.

Hats can also be equipped on a Mad Hatrack familiar to give it new abilities. When you visit The Mad Tea Party, the number of (non-space) characters in the name of the hat you are wearing determines the buff you receive.

Name Power Req Chars (Tea Party) Chars (PvP) Notes
Covers-Your-Head 300 250 Mox 16 16
Great Wolf's headband 300 250 Mus 19 21
Mayor Ghost's toupee 300 250 Mys 18 20
Thunkula's drinking cap 300 250 Mys 21 23
Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap 300 250 Mus 28 30
zombie mariachi hat 300 250 Mox 17 19
cool iron helmet 250 200 Mox 14 16
  • Part of the Cool Irons
  • Damage Reduction: 20
  • Serious Hot Resistance
hangman's hood 250 200 Mus 13 14
warbear electro-spiked helm 250 110 Mus 25 27
  • +60 WarBear Armor Penetration
  • Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5)
  • All Attributes -25%
warbear fancy fedora 250 110 Mus 18 20
warbear heated ushanka 250 110 Mus 20 22
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 225 50 Mox 21 23
intimidating coiffure 225 200 Mox 20 21
  • All Attributes +25%
wolfskull mask 225 200 Mox 13 14
eleven-gallon hat 220 None 16 17
8-billed baseball cap 200 85 Mox 19 21
Admiral's hat 200 85 Mox 12 13
aerated diving helmet 200 85 Mox 19 21
battered old top-hat 200 200 Mox 18 20
biker's hat 200 85 Mox 10 11
Brimstone Beret 200 30 Mox 14 15
  • Moxie +50%
  • Muscle -20%
  • Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
  • AT's BM reward
corrosive cowl 200 150 Mox 13 14
crappy Mer-kin mask 200 85 Mox 17 19
crown-shaped beanie 200 200 Mox 18 19
crumpled felt fedora 200 200 Mox 18 20
cursed eyepatch 200 85 Mus 14 15
Dinsey's brain 200 100 Mox 13 14
dreadful fedora 200 200 Mox 14 15
eelskin hat 200 85 Mys 10 11
El Vibrato helmet 200 200 Mox 15 17
electrician's hardhat 200 85 Mus 20 21
feathered headdress 200 85 Mys 18 19
foam commodore's hat 200 85 Mox 18 20
Frosty's old silk hat 200 200 Mus 18 21
ganger bandana 200 85 Mox 13 14
Goggles of Loathing 200 150 Mys 17 19
googly-ball hat 200 111 Mox 14 15
googly-heart hat 200 111 Mox 15 16
googly-star hat 200 111 Mox 14 15
hardened slime hat 200 200 Mox 16 18
hazmat helmet 200 85 Mox 12 13
Hodgman's porkpie hat 200 200 Mox 19 21
The Jokester's wig 200 50 Mox 13 14
lava balaclava 200 40 Mox 13 14
Lens of Hatred 200 125 Mox 12 14
Lens of Violence 200 125 Mys 14 16
longhaired hippy wig 200 85 Mox 18 20
lucky army helmet 200 4 Mus 15 17
MAHI fez 200 85 Mox 7 8
Mer-kin bunwig 200 85 Mox 13 14
Mer-kin facecowl 200 85 Mox 15 16
Mer-kin gladiator mask 200 85 Mus 20 20
Mer-kin headguard 200 85 Mox 16 17
Mer-kin scholar mask 200 85 Mys 20 22
Mer-kin sneakmask 200 85 Mox 16 17
moist sailor's cap 200 85 Mox 16 18
The Necbromancer's Hat 200 200 Mox 17 22
no hat 200 150 Mox 5 6
  • Variable effect
norwhal helmet 200 50 Mys 13 14
nurse's hat 200 85 Mox 10 11
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 200 200 Mys 24 27
orange peel hat 200 85 Mox 13 15
rusty diving helmet 200 85 Mox 17 19
Satan hat 200 75 Mys 8 9
sea cowboy hat 200 85 Mox 12 14
shapeless wide-brimmed hat 200 200 Mox 24 26
slime-covered helmet 200 200 Mox 19 20
sponge helmet 200 85 Mox 12 13
straw hat 200 85 Mox 8 9
ten-gallon hat 200 None 13 14
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap 200 200 Mox 22 25
water-polo cap 200 85 Mox 13 14
wreath of laurels 200 85 Mox 15 17
Zombo's skullcap 200 200 Mus 15 16
duct tape fedora 195 82 Mox 14 16
stone baseball cap 195 82 Mox 16 18
bat hat 180 75 Mox 6 7
catskin cap 180 75 Mox 10 11
nasty rat mask 180 75 Mox 12 14
nine-gallon hat 180 None 14 15
plexiglass pith helmet 180 75 Mox 20 22
honeycap 175 72 Mox 8 8
toy space helmet 175 72 Mox 14 16
wool hat 175 72 Mox 7 8
beer helmet 170 70 Mox 10 11
ghast iron Garibaldi 170 70 Mox 18 20
lynyrdskin cap 170 70 Mox 13 14
mummy mask 170 70 Mox 9 10
reinforced beaded headband 170 70 Mox 24 26
black cowboy hat 165 67 Mox 14 16
dwarvish war helmet 165 67 Mox 17 19
mesh cap 165 50 Mox 7 8
snailmail coif 165 67 Mox 13 14
star hat 165 67 Mox 7 8
big bad voodoo mask 160 65 Mox 16 19
black helmet 160 65 Mus 11 12
cold water bottle 160 65 Mox 15 17
eight-gallon hat 160 None 15 16
guard turtle shell 160 65 Mox 16 18
sealhide hood 160 65 Mox 12 13
giant discarded bottlecap 155 62 Mox 23 25
spaghetti cult mask 155 62 Mox 17 19
antique helmet 150 60 Mus 13 14
antique nutcracker hat 150 30 Mox 20 22
biomechanical crimborg helmet 150 60 Mox 27 29
brown felt tophat 150 60 Mox 15 17
clingfilm cap 150 60 Mox 12 13
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 150 40 Mox 22 25
extra-large palm-frond toupee 150 60 Mox 27 29
fireman's helmet 150 60 Mus 14 16
football helmet 150 60 Mox 14 15  
gold crown 150 60 Mox 9 10
Grimacite gasmask 150 40 Mox 16 17
grungy bandana 150 60 Mox 13 14
Mark I Steam-Hat 150 60 Mox 14 16
Mark II Steam-Hat 150 60 Mox 15 17
Mark III Steam-Hat 150 60 Mox 16 18
Mark IV Steam-Hat 150 60 Mox 15 17
Mark V Steam-Hat 150 60 Mox 14 16
murderbot mask 150 30 Mox 13 14
panhandle panhandling hat 150 175 Mus 23 25
plain paper hat 150 60 Mox 13 15
Radio Free Baseball Cap 150 60 Mox 20 23
rave visor 150 60 Mox 9 10
sleep mask 150 60 Mox 9 10
snowman-enchanting tophat 150 35 Mox 24 25
spangly sombrero 150 60 Mox 15 16
Voluminous Radio Hat 150 60 Mox 18 20
warbear feathered fedora 150 60 Mus 22 24
warbear lined ushanka 150 60 Mus 19 21
warbear spiked helm 150 60 Mus 17 19
wolf mask 150 60 Mox 8 9
Mohawk wig 140 55 Mox 9 10
seven-gallon hat 140 None 15 16
fuzzy busby 130 50 Mus 10 11
fuzzy earmuffs 130 50 Mys 13 14
fuzzy montera 130 50 Mox 12 13
spiky turtle helmet 130 50 Mox 17 19
dilapidated wizard hat 125 47 Mox 20 22
  • +10 Hot Damage
  • +15 Damage to Hot Spells
giant yellow hat 125 47 Mox 14 16
  • +10 to Familiar Damage
  • +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
  • Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure
Grimacite goggles 125 47 Mox 16 17
muddy pirate hat 125 47 Mox 14 16
adobe ayam 120 40 Mys 9 10
bellhop's hat 120 35 Mox 12 13
bonedanna 120 45 Mox 9 9
chrome helmet turtle 120 45 Mox 18 20
  • All Attributes +5
fez of etymology 120 45 Mox 14 16
fiberglass fedora 120 40 Mox 16 17
flagstone fez 120 40 Mys 12 13
Helm of the Scream Emperor 120 None 22 26
marble mariachi hat 120 40 Mox 17 19
petrified wood whoopie panama 120 40 Mox 26 29
porcelain porkpie 120 40 Mox 16 17
  • Part of the Ceramic Suit
  • +20% Food Drops from Monsters
  • Mysticality +20%
  • Adds to all Pastamancer Spells
six-gallon hat 120 None 13 14
stained glass stetson 120 40 Mys 19 21
wooden salad bowl 120 45 Mox 15 17  
wrought-iron wig 120 40 Mox 15 16
enchantlers 115 42 Mox 11 11
oil cap 115 42 Mox 6 7
Snow Queen Crown 115 42 Mox 14 16
f3d0r4 110 40 Mox 6 6
heavy crown 110 40 Mox 10 11
moose antlers 110 40 Mox 12 13
pointy red hat 110 40 Mox 12 14
yabba dabba doo rag 110 40 Mox 16 19
  • Stupendous Stench Resistance (+4)
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 100 35 Mox 28 31
Ancient Saucehelm 100 15 Mys 16 17
Big Candy's tophat 100 None 16 18
Boris's Helm 100 None 11 12
Boris's Helm (askew) 100 None 18 20
bounty-hunting helmet 100 25 Mox 20 21
bowler 100 35 Mox 6 6
Brogre bucket hat 100 35 Mox 15 17
centurion helmet 100 35 Mox 15 16
Colander of Em-er'il 100 15 Mys 18 20
Crimbo hat 100 35 Mox 9 10
The Crown of Ed the Undying 100 None 19 23
  • Free pull in an Actually Ed the Undying run
  • Maximum HP/MP +50
  • Combat Initiative +25%
  • Ed's servants will level up faster
  • Allows you to read thoughts
  • Can be adjusted to have other enchantments
Crown of Thrones 100 None 14 16
  • Put a Familiar In It!
  • That Familiar gains 1 Experience per Fight
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 100 35 Mox 26 29
Disco 'Fro Pick 100 15 Mox 13 15
draggin' ball hat 100 35 Mox 15 17
El Sombrero De Lopez 100 15 Mox 17 20
Elder Turtle Shell 100 15 Mus 16 18
Elf Guard red and white beret 100 None 24 29
  • +5 PvP fights per day when equipped (December only)
eXtreme scarf 100 35 Mox 12 13
fancy tophat 100 35 Mox 11 12
five-gallon hat 100 None 14 15
floaty rock helmet 100 35 Mox 16 18
Hairpiece On Fire 100 None 15 17
high-temperature mining mask 100 35 Mox 26 28
ice pick 100 None 7 8
iron helmet 100 20 Mox 10 11
isotophat 100 35 Mox 9 9
linoleum helmet turtle 100 35 Mox 20 22
makeshift turban 100 35 Mox 15 16
Moonthril Circlet 100 40 Mox 16 17
outrageous sombrero 100 None 18 19
oxygenated eggnog helmet 100 None 22 24
papier-mitre 100 20 Mox 12 12
plaid cowboy hat 100 35 Mox 14 16
  • Weapon Damage +20
  • So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
Scalp of Gorgolok 100 15 Mus 15 17
Seasonal Beret 100 None 13 14
  • Prize for calendar art contest
  • All attributes +0 to 25% based on Grimace darkness
shining star cap 100 None 14 16
sinister demon mask 100 35 Mox 17 19
space beast fur hat 100 35 Mox 16 19
spelunker's fedora 100 35 Mox 16 18
  • Part of the Spelunker's Gear
  • All Attributes +10%
  • +4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
  • +2 Stat(s) Per Fight
spooky hockey mask 100 35 Mox 16 18
Spooky Putty mitre 100 None 16 18
sugar chapeau 100 None 12 13
sweatband 100 35 Mox 9 9
time helmet 100 35 Mox 10 11
tin tam 100 None 6 7
training helmet 100 10 Mox 14 15
Tropical Crimbo Hat 100 35 Mox 17 19
warbear dress helmet 100 35 Mox 18 20
warbear foil hat 100 None 14 16
wumpus-hair wig 100 35 Mox 14 15
Xiblaxian stealth cowl 100 None 20 22
yak toupee 100 35 Mox 9 10
Cerebral Cloche 90 30 Mox 14 15
fancy ball mask 90 15 Mox 13 15
gravyskin hat 90 30 Mox 12 13
lihc face 90 30 Mox 8 9
pig-iron helm 90 30 Mox 12 13
safarrri hat 90 30 Mox 11 12
stainless steel skullcap 90 30 Mox 22 24
yellow plastic hard hat 90 30 Mox 20 23  
cornuthaum 85 27 Mox 10 10
hot daub bun 85 27 Mys 10 12
worn tophat 85 27 Mox 10 11
asbestos helmet turtle 80 25 Mox 20 22
clockwork hat 80 25 Mox 12 13
cold ninja mask 80 25 Mox 13 15
four-gallon hat 80 None 14 15
grass hat 80 25 Mox 8 9
miner's helmet 80 25 Mox 13 14
sequined fez 80 25 Mox 11 12
turtlemail coif 80 25 Mox 14 15
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 75 22 Mox 25 28
  • All Attributes +5
pickelhaube 75 22 Mox 11 11
willowy bonnet 75 22 Mox 13 14
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 70 12 Mys 28 30
Crown of the Goblin King 70 20 Mox 20 24
demon-horned hat 70 20 Mox 15 16
double-ice cap 70 20 Mox 13 14
goofily-plumed helmet 70 20 Mox 20 21  
meaty helmet turtle 70 20 Mox 17 19
powdered wig 70 20 Mox 11 12
Yeg's Motel shower cap 66 None 19 22
  • Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5)
  • Moxie +66%
  • Extremely fragile (will be destroyed if you are hit in combat)
  • This item will disappear at the end of the day.
neoprene skullcap 65 None 16 17
blue traffic cone 60 15 Mox 15 17
filthy knitted dread sack 60 15 Mox 22 25
goat beard 60 15 Mox 9 10
green traffic cone 60 15 Mox 16 18
helm of the white knight 60 15 Mox 20 24
Knob Goblin elite helm 60 15 Mox 19 22
leather mask 60 15 Mox 11 12
orange traffic cone 60 15 Mox 17 19
Orcish baseball cap 60 15 Mox 17 19
red traffic cone 60 15 Mox 14 16
suspicious-looking fedora 60 15 Mox 14 15
tattered paper crown 60 15 Mus 18 20
three-gallon hat 60 None 15 16
yellow traffic cone 60 15 Mox 17 19
barskin hat 55 12 Mox 10 11
meatloaf helmet 55 12 Mox 14 15
pimpin' meat hat 55 12 Mox 14 16
4-dimensional fez 50 None 16 17
aerogel akubra 50 None 13 14
astral chapeau 50 None 13 14
balaclava 50 10 Mox 9 9
balloon helmet 50 10 Mox 13 14
barrelhead 50 10 Mox 10 10
chalk chapeau 50 None 12 13
chiffon chapeau 50 None 14 15
clown wig 50 10 Mox 8 9
crepe paper phrygian cap 50 None 21 24
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 50 None 21 23
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 50 None 23 25
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm 50 None 25 27
gabardine garibaldi 50 None 18 19
gasmask 50 10 Mox 7 7
green cloth cap 50 None 13 15
Knob Goblin visor 50 10 Mox 15 17
leather aviator's cap 50 10 Mox 18 21
lemon party hat 50 10 Mox 13 15
loofah lumberjack's hat 50 None 21 23
moss mitre 50 None 9 10
paperclip turban 50 10 Mox 15 16
paraffin pith helmet 50 None 18 20
pixel hat 50 10 Mox 8 9
PirateRealm party hat 50 None 19 21
polyester panama hat 50 None 18 20
  • Part of the Synthetic Suit
  • +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
  • +10% Meat from Monsters
  • Adds Damage to Disco Dances
primitive alien mask 50 10 Mox 18 20
radiation-resistant helmet 50 None 25 26
raspberry beret 50 10 Mox 14 15
real cowboy hat 50 None 13 15
  • A custom item given to cowmanbob
  • +3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
  • Demonstrates your commitment to the west
smooth velvet hat 50 10 Mox 15 17
  • +1 Disco Style
snow hat 50 10 Mox 7 8
Sombrero De Vida 50 10 Mox 14 16
sucker kabuto 50 None 12 13
topeé 50 None 12 5
  • Part of the Topiaria
  • Serious Stench Resistance (+3)
  • Serious Hot Resistance (+3)
  • &eacute; counts as 8 characters at least for Mad Tea Party (thus 12 total), not sure about PvP
toy Crimbot mega face 50 None 18 21
  • Part of the Crimbot Crimboutfit
  • +10% Item Drops from Monsters
  • +1 Crimbot Outfit Power
  • Allows use of LIGHT in combat
warbear plain fedora 50 10 Mus 18 20
warbear plain helm 50 10 Mus 16 18
warbear plain ushanka 50 10 Mus 19 21
wax hat 50 10 Mus 6 7
basic meat fez 45 7 Mox 12 14
furry green turtle 45 7 Mox 16 18
irate sombrero 45 7 Mox 13 14
bark beret 40 5 Mox 9 10
basic meat helmet 40 5 Mox 15 17
foolscap fool's cap 40 5 Mox 17 19
ironic knit cap 40 5 Mox 13 15
meat cowboy hat 40 5 Mox 13 15
mullet wig 40 5 Mox 9 10
pentacorn hat 40 5 Mox 12 13  
pottery hat 40 None 10 11
turtle wax helmet 40 5 Mox 15 17
two-gallon hat 40 None 13 14
ancient turtle shell helmet 35 2 Mox 24 27
Dolphin King's crown 35 2 Mox 18 20
  • All Attributes +2
enchanted eyepatch 35 2 Mox 17 18
maiden wig 35 2 Mox 9 10  
asshat 30 None 6 6
BRICKO hat 30 None 9 10
bugbear beanie 30 None 13 14
chef's hat 30 None 9 10
Cloaca-Cola helmet 30 None 17 18
coconut shell 30 None 12 13
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 30 None 19 20
festive holiday hat 30 None 17 19
insane tophat 30 None 12 13
  • Intrinsic effect: We're All Mad Here!
Jarlsberg's hat 30 None 14 15
  • Mysticality +5
  • Regenerate 4-5 MP per adventure
  • +1 Mysticality Stat Per Fight
  • Quest Item
metallic foil cat ears 30 None 19 22
pail 30 None 4 4
parasitic headgnawer 30 None 19 20
party hat 30 None 8 9
propeller beanie 30 None 15 16
skeletortoise 30 None 13 13
Van der Graaf helmet 30 None 17 20
Ze™ goggles 30 None 16 17
  • +25% Item Drops from Monsters (Underwater only)
  • Note that the character count is based on the 7-character html representation of the trademark symbol
eyepatch 25 None 8 8
samurai turtle helmet 25 None 19 21
brown paper bag mask 20 None 17 20
bum cheek 20 None 8 9
crêepy mask 20 None 10 11
Kentucky-style derby 20 None 19 20  
knobby helmet turtle 20 None 18 20
one-gallon hat 20 None 13 14
oversized skullcap 20 None 17 18
  • Muscle +2
  • Damage Reduction: 3
viking helmet 20 None 12 13
oriole-feather headdress 15 None 23 24
silent beret 13 None 11 12
anniversary concrete fedora 10 None 25 27
  • All Attributes +1
beholed bedsheet 10 None 15 16
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 10 None 31 33
dice-print do-rag 10 None 16 17
  • +1 Random Monster Modifier
Dinsey mascot mask 10 None 16 18
disco mask 10 None 9 10
The Emperor's new hat 10 None 15 17
fire 10 None 4 4
funny paper hat 10 None 13 15
  • Comic Con item
  • All Attributes +5
Hat O' Nine Tails 10 None 14 17
  • Given to players who attended KoL Con IX
  • Moxie +9%
helmet turtle 10 None 12 13
Hollandaise helmet 10 None 17 18
indie comic hipster glasses 10 None 24 27
  • All Attributes +5
insulting hat 10 None 12 13
invisible bag 10 None 12 13
jewel-eyed wizard hat 10 None 19 21
Knob Goblin harem veil 10 None 19 22
KoL Con 3-D Glasses 10 None 16 19  
makeshift yakuza mask 10 None 19 21
mariachi hat 10 None 11 12
mummy costume 10 None 12 13
opera mask 10 None 9 10
  • Moxie -5
  • Will increase duration of next AT buff cast by 40% and then break
passable elf mask 10 None 15 17  
prismatic beret 10 None 14 15
pumpkinhead mask 10 None 15 16
ravioli hat 10 None 10 11
seal-skull helmet 10 None 16 17
snorkel 10 None 7 7  
space trooper helmet 10 None 18 20
  • All Attributes +5
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
superhero mask 10 None 13 14
  • Comic Con item
  • All Attributes +5
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
webbed comic mask 10 None 15 17
  • All Attributes +5
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
witch hat 10 None 8 9
wolfman mask 10 None 11 12
The Clown Crown 0 None 10 11
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
  • -6 Luck
mining helmet 0 None 12 13
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
  • Damage Reduction: 2
  • Lights Dark Places
spelunking fedora 0 None 16 17
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
  • All Attributes +5
X-ray goggles 0 None 11 13
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
  • Moxie -5
  • +5 Luck
  • Reveals Secrets
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