Hats

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Hats are articles of armor worn on your head. Their Power rating acts as Damage Absorption, as well as increasing the damage done by a Turtle Tamer's Headbutt attack.

Hats can also be equipped on a Mad Hatrack familiar to give it new abilities. When you visit The Mad Tea Party, the number of (non-space) characters in the name of the hat you are wearing determines the buff you receive.

Name	Power	Req	Chars (Tea Party)	Chars (PvP)	Notes
Covers-Your-Head	300	250 Mox	16	16	Part of the Dreadful Bugbear Suit Moxie +250 Maximum HP/MP +100 Combat Initiative +50% Bonus for DBs only
Great Wolf's headband	300	250 Mus	19	21	Part of the Dreadful Werewolf Suit Muscle +250 Maximum HP +250 Regenerate 50-100 HP per adventure Bonus for SCs only
Mayor Ghost's toupee	300	250 Mys	18	20	Part of the Dreadful Ghost Suit Mysticality +250 Maximum MP +125 Regenerate 25-50 MP per adventure Bonus for PMs only
Thunkula's drinking cap	300	250 Mys	21	23	Part of the Dreadful Vampire Suit Mysticality +50% Maximum MP +250 Regenerate 20-40 MP per adventure Bonus for Ss only
Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	300	250 Mus	28	30	Part of the Dreadful Skeleton Suit Muscle +50% Maximum HP +500 Regenerate 40-80 HP per adventure Bonus for TTs only
zombie mariachi hat	300	250 Mox	17	19	Part oft he Dreadful Zombie Suit Moxie +50% Maximum HP/MP +150 Combat Initiative +40% Bonus for ATs only
cool iron helmet	250	200 Mox	14	16	Part of the Cool Irons Damage Reduction: 20 Serious Hot Resistance
hangman's hood	250	200 Mus	13	14	Muscle +50 Weapon Damage +50 Damage Reduction: 10
warbear electro-spiked helm	250	110 Mus	25	27	+60 WarBear Armor Penetration Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5) All Attributes -25%
warbear fancy fedora	250	110 Mus	18	20	+15% Items from WarBears Combat Initiative -25% Maximum HP/MP -50
warbear heated ushanka	250	110 Mus	20	22	Serious Supercold Resistance Weapon Damage -25% Spell Damage -50%
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	225	50 Mox	21	23	Mysticality +35% Spell Damage +25 +15% Critical Spell Chance
intimidating coiffure	225	200 Mox	20	21	All Attributes +25%
wolfskull mask	225	200 Mox	13	14	+15 to Monster Level +50 Spooky Damage
eleven-gallon hat	220	None	16	17	Avatar of West of Loathing quest item All Attributes +11 +3 Stat(s) per Fight
8-billed baseball cap	200	85 Mox	19	21	Muscle +15% Combat Initiative +30% Prismatic Damage +5
Admiral's hat	200	85 Mox	12	13	+5 Adventures per day equipped +50 Skeleton Anger Moxie + 30%
aerated diving helmet	200	85 Mox	19	21	Permits underwater adventuring Serious Stench Resistance -25% Items from Monsters Combat Initiative -50%
battered old top-hat	200	200 Mox	18	20	Maximum HP +500 Muscle +5%
biker's hat	200	85 Mox	10	11	Moxie +40% +40% Booze Drops from Monsters +20% Pickpocket Chance
Brimstone Beret	200	30 Mox	14	15	Moxie +50% Muscle -20% Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3 AT's BM reward
corrosive cowl	200	150 Mox	13	14	Part of the Grimy Reaper's Vestments Slime Hates It +30 Spooky Damage Stupendous Spooky Resistance
crappy Mer-kin mask	200	85 Mox	17	19	Part of the Crappy Mer-kin Disguise Serious Stench Resistance -25% Item Drops from Monsters Combat Initiative -50% Lets you Breathe Underwater
crown-shaped beanie	200	200 Mox	18	19	Slight Slime Resistance +20% Food Items from Monsters Combat Initiative +20%
crumpled felt fedora	200	200 Mox	18	20	+10 to Familiar Weight Muscle +5%
cursed eyepatch	200	85 Mus	14	15	Part of the Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume Mysticality +15
Dinsey's brain	200	100 Mox	13	14	Part of Dinsey's Exoskeleton +30 Damage to Stench Spells Mysticality +30%
dreadful fedora	200	200 Mox	14	15	Part of the Dreadful Pajamas +25 Spooky Damage +25 Damage to Spooky Spells Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands
eelskin hat	200	85 Mys	10	11	Bonus Spell Damage +15% Passive Damage (Underwater Only)
El Vibrato helmet	200	200 Mox	15	17
electrician's hardhat	200	85 Mus	20	21	Muscle +40% Weapon Damage +40 Regenerate 20-40 HP per adventure
feathered headdress	200	85 Mys	18	19	Mysticality+40% +40% Food Drops from Monsters Regenerate 10-20 MP per adventure
foam commodore's hat	200	85 Mox	18	20	Part of the Seafaring Suit Weapon Damage +25% Spell Damage +25%
Frosty's old silk hat	200	200 Mus	18	21	Part of the Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments Muscle +20% +30 Cold Damage Bonus for SCs only
ganger bandana	200	85 Mox	13	14	Muscle +5% Bonus Weapon Damage +15%
Goggles of Loathing	200	150 Mys	17	19	Part of the Clothing of Loathing Reduces the underwater pressure penalty by up to 10% Combat Initiative +50% Superhuman Hot Resistance
googly-ball hat	200	111 Mox	14	15	Mysticality +3 +3 Mysticality Stats per Fight
googly-heart hat	200	111 Mox	15	16	Moxie +3 +3 Moxie Stats per Fight
googly-star hat	200	111 Mox	14	15	Muscle +3 +3 Muscle Stats per Fight
hardened slime hat	200	200 Mox	16	18	Part of the Slimesuit Serious Resistance to All Elements Damage Reduction: 10 Muscle +20%
hazmat helmet	200	85 Mox	12	13	Damage Absorption +50 So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Regenerate 40-60 HP per adventure 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks Changes Your Avatar
Hodgman's porkpie hat	200	200 Mox	19	21	Part of the Hodgman's Regal Frippery All Attributes +20% +25 Hobo Power
The Jokester's wig	200	50 Mox	13	14	Part of The Jokester's Costume Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure +10 to Monster Level +25 Spooky Damage
lava balaclava	200	40 Mox	13	14	+50 Damage to Hot Spells Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure +50% Weapon Drops from Monsters
Lens of Hatred	200	125 Mox	12	14	Part of the Hateful Habiliment +15% Meat from Monsters Reduces enemy defense by 10% Spell Damage +60% Grants use of Hateful Gaze
Lens of Violence	200	125 Mys	14	16	Part of the Violent Vestments +15% Item Drops from Monsters +5% Critical Hit Chance Weapon Damage +30% Grants use of Violent Gaze
longhaired hippy wig	200	85 Mox	18	20	+20 Stench Damage Mysticality +5%
lucky army helmet	200	4 Mus	15	17	Damage Absorption +10 Maximum HP +100 So-So Resistance to all Elements (+2) Never Fumble
MAHI fez	200	85 Mox	7	8	A custom item given to BoozerBear Moxie +30
Mer-kin bunwig	200	85 Mox	13	14	Spell Damage +20 +10% Critical Spell Chance
Mer-kin facecowl	200	85 Mox	15	16	Mysticality +10% Spell Damage +30% Regenerate 8-12 MP per adventure
Mer-kin gladiator mask	200	85 Mus	20	20	Serious Stench Resistance -25% Item Drops from Monsters Combat Initiative -50% Lets you Breathe Underwater
Mer-kin headguard	200	85 Mox	16	17	+2 Extra PvP Fights +10 to Monster Level Weapon Damage +20%
Mer-kin scholar mask	200	85 Mys	20	22	Serious Stench Resistance -25% Item Drops from Monsters Combat Initiative -50% Lets you Breathe Underwater
Mer-kin sneakmask	200	85 Mox	16	17	Moxie +5% Combat Initiative +30% Monsters will be less attracted to you. (underwater adventuring only)
moist sailor's cap	200	85 Mox	16	18	Muscle +10% +20 Stench Stupendous Hot Resistance
The Necbromancer's Hat	200	200 Mox	17	22	Part of Dark Bro's Vestments Mysticality +20% +30 damage to Spooky Spells
no hat	200	150 Mox	5	6	Variable effect
norwhal helmet	200	50 Mys	13	14	+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Spell Damage +60% +60% Booze Drops from Monsters
nurse's hat	200	85 Mox	10	11	Maximum HP +300 Regenerate 30-60 HP per adventure Regenerate 10-15 MP per adventure
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	200	200 Mys	24	27	Part of the Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia Mysticality +20% +30 Damage to Hot Spells Bonus for Ss only
orange peel hat	200	85 Mox	13	15	Serious Resistance to All Elements
rusty diving helmet	200	85 Mox	17	19	Slight Stench Resistance -50% Items from Monsters Combat Initiative -50%
Satan hat	200	75 Mys	8	9	+50% Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters +30 Hot Damage Bonus for Saucerors only
sea cowboy hat	200	85 Mox	12	14	+3 Extra Rollover Adventures Slight Resistance to All Elements Maximum HP +50
shapeless wide-brimmed hat	200	200 Mox	24	26	Regenerate 15-20 HP per Adventure Regenerate 15-20 MP per Adventure Mysticality +5%
slime-covered helmet	200	200 Mox	19	20	So-So Slime Resistance So-So Stench Resistance So-So Cold Resistance
sponge helmet	200	85 Mox	12	13	Mysticality +10% Regenerate 15-20 MP per adventure Damage Absorption +40
straw hat	200	85 Mox	8	9	+10% Items from Monsters +15% Food Drops from Monsters +15% Booze Drops from Monsters
ten-gallon hat	200	None	13	14	Avatar of West of Loathing quest item All Attributes +10 +3 Stat(s) Per Fight
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	200	200 Mox	22	25	Part of Uncle Hobo's Rags Mysticality +20% +20 Monster Level
water-polo cap	200	85 Mox	13	14	Bonus Weapon Damage +30
wreath of laurels	200	85 Mox	15	17	Muscle +25 Maximum HP +25 Maximum MP +25
Zombo's skullcap	200	200 Mus	15	16	Part of the Dire Drifter Duds Muscle +20% +10 to Familiar Weight Bonus for TTs only
duct tape fedora	195	82 Mox	14	16	Part of the Tapered Threads Mysticality +12 Maximum MP +40
stone baseball cap	195	82 Mox	16	18	Damage Reduction: +10 Melee Damage +15 Muscle -10
bat hat	180	75 Mox	6	7	Mysticality +9 +5% Items from Monsters
catskin cap	180	75 Mox	10	11	Muscle +9 Maximum HP +40
nasty rat mask	180	75 Mox	12	14	Moxie +9 Monster Level -5
nine-gallon hat	180	None	14	15	Avatar of West of Loathing quest item All Attributes +9 +3 Stat(s) per Fight
plexiglass pith helmet	180	75 Mox	20	22	+5 to Familiar Weight Regenerate 10-12 HP per Adventure Regenerate 10-12 MP per Adventure Muscle +30% TT's HCO reward
honeycap	175	72 Mox	8	8	Part of the Bits o' Honey outfit Moxie +5% +10% Item Drops from Monsters Ranged Damage +15
toy space helmet	175	72 Mox	14	16	Serious Stench Resistance Serious Spooky Resistance Provides Mostly Accurate Battle Statistics During Fights
wool hat	175	72 Mox	7	8	Damage Absorption +20 So-So Cold Resistance
beer helmet	170	70 Mox	10	11	Part of the Frat Warrior Fatigues Maximum MP +40
ghast iron Garibaldi	170	70 Mox	18	20	Part of the Ghast Iron Gear +10 Spooky Damage +10 Hot Damage
lynyrdskin cap	170	70 Mox	13	14	Combat Initiative +25%
mummy mask	170	70 Mox	9	10	+12 Spooky Damage
reinforced beaded headband	170	70 Mox	24	26	Part of the War Hippy Fatigues Maximum HP +40
black cowboy hat	165	67 Mox	14	16	Muscle +8 Melee Damage +8
dwarvish war helmet	165	67 Mox	17	19	Part of the Dwarvish War Uniform Shows monster attack strength
mesh cap	165	50 Mox	7	8	Muscle +15 Moxie -5
snailmail coif	165	67 Mox	13	14	Muscle +10 Damage Reduction: 8
star hat	165	67 Mox	7	8	Part of the Star Garb Maximum MP +30
big bad voodoo mask	160	65 Mox	16	19	Mysticality +7 Spell Damage +15
black helmet	160	65 Mus	11	12	Part of the Black Armaments Maximum HP +30
cold water bottle	160	65 Mox	15	17	+10 Cold Damage +20 Damage to Cold Spells So-So Hot Resistance
eight-gallon hat	160	None	15	16	Avatar of West of Loathing quest item All Attributes +8 +3 Stat(s) per Fight
guard turtle shell	160	65 Mox	16	18	Maximum HP +50
sealhide hood	160	65 Mox	12	13	Combat Initiative +20%
giant discarded bottlecap	155	62 Mox	23	25	Part of the Glad Bag Glad Rags Damage Reduction: +3 Mysticality -10
spaghetti cult mask	155	62 Mox	17	19	Bonus Spell Damage +15%
antique helmet	150	60 Mus	13	14	Part of the Antique Arms And Armor Combat Initiative -10% So-So (+2) Spooky Resistance Pulverizes into useless powder Can break in combat
antique nutcracker hat	150	30 Mox	20	22	Combat Initiative +15% Moxie +15%
biomechanical crimborg helmet	150	60 Mox	27	29	Part of the Crimborg Assault Armor +5 Hot Damage +5 Stench Damage
brown felt tophat	150	60 Mox	15	17	Mysticality +5
clingfilm cap	150	60 Mox	12	13	Part of the Roy Orbison Disguise Slight Resistance to All Elements Regenerate 2-3 MP per Adventure
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	150	40 Mox	22	25	+25 Cold Damage Serious Hot Resistance (+3) Dolphins will occasionally return items they've stolen from you
extra-large palm-frond toupee	150	60 Mox	27	29	Part of the Palmist Paraphernalia +2 Stat Gains from Fights
fireman's helmet	150	60 Mus	14	16	Serious Hot Resistance All Attributes +10% +1 FDKOL Commendation per Fire
football helmet	150	60 Mox	14	15
gold crown	150	60 Mox	9	10	Serious Sleaze Resistance Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure +10% Meat from Monsters
Grimacite gasmask	150	40 Mox	16	17	A prize from The Raffle House Melee Damage +15 Muscle +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
grungy bandana	150	60 Mox	13	14	+10 Stench Damage +10 Sleaze Damage
Mark I Steam-Hat	150	60 Mox	14	16	Mysticality +5 Maximum HP +20
Mark II Steam-Hat	150	60 Mox	15	17	Mysticality +5 Maximum HP +20 Combat Initiative +15%
Mark III Steam-Hat	150	60 Mox	16	18	Mysticality +5 Maximum HP +20 Combat Initiative +15% Never Fumble
Mark IV Steam-Hat	150	60 Mox	15	17	Mysticality +5 Maximum HP +20 Combat Initiative +15% Never Fumble +10% Item Drops from Monsters
Mark V Steam-Hat	150	60 Mox	14	16	Mysticality +5 Maximum HP +20 Combat Initiative +15% Never Fumble +10% Item Drops from Monsters Has a Death Ray on it Grants use of Fire Death Ray
murderbot mask	150	30 Mox	13	14	Muscle +10 Maximum HP +20 +2 PvP fights per day when equipped Makes you look like a Murderbot
panhandle panhandling hat	150	175 Mus	23	25	Food Drops +30%
plain paper hat	150	60 Mox	13	15	+20 Cold Damage +25 Damage to Cold Spells Spell Damage +30%
Radio Free Baseball Cap	150	60 Mox	20	23	Part of the Radio Free Regalia Moxie +20
rave visor	150	60 Mox	9	10	Maximum MP+20 Quest Item
sleep mask	150	60 Mox	9	10	Intrinsic Effect: Temporary Blindness
snowman-enchanting tophat	150	35 Mox	24	25	Moxie +25% Spell Damage +50% Can turn enemies into snowmen
spangly sombrero	150	60 Mox	15	16	+3 Moxie Stats per Fight
Voluminous Radio Hat	150	60 Mox	18	20	Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Radio prize
warbear feathered fedora	150	60 Mus	22	24	+10% Items from WarBears
warbear lined ushanka	150	60 Mus	19	21	So-So Supercold Resistance
warbear spiked helm	150	60 Mus	17	19	+40 WarBear Armor Penetration
wolf mask	150	60 Mox	8	9	Part of the Furry Suit Muscle +4 Moxie +5
Mohawk wig	140	55 Mox	9	10	Melee Damage +10
seven-gallon hat	140	None	15	16	Avatar of West of Loathing quest item All Attributes +7 +3 Stat(s) per Fight
fuzzy busby	130	50 Mus	10	11	Muscle +11 Melee Damage +10
fuzzy earmuffs	130	50 Mys	13	14	Mysticality +11 Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
fuzzy montera	130	50 Mox	12	13	Moxie +7 Combat Initiative +7% Ranged Damage +7
spiky turtle helmet	130	50 Mox	17	19	Bonus Weapon Damage +8 +8 Monster Level
dilapidated wizard hat	125	47 Mox	20	22	+10 Hot Damage +15 Damage to Hot Spells
giant yellow hat	125	47 Mox	14	16	+10 to Familiar Damage +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure
Grimacite goggles	125	47 Mox	16	17	A prize from The Raffle House +3 Extra Rollover Adventures Mysticality +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
muddy pirate hat	125	47 Mox	14	16	+5% Item Drops from Monsters Combat Initiative +20%
adobe ayam	120	40 Mys	9	10	+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +20% Meat from Monsters Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™
bellhop's hat	120	35 Mox	12	13	Muscle +10 Helps you blend in at The Ice Hotel
bonedanna	120	45 Mox	9	9	Serious Spooky Resistance Weapon Damage +20
chrome helmet turtle	120	45 Mox	18	20	All Attributes +5
fez of etymology	120	45 Mox	14	16	Moxie +7
fiberglass fedora	120	40 Mox	16	17	+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight +5 to Familiar Weight Doubles the effectiveness of The Sonata of Sneakiness and Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
flagstone fez	120	40 Mys	12	13	Mysticality +20% +5 Prismatic Damage Allows use of the Flagstone Fez Ritual skill in combat
Helm of the Scream Emperor	120	None	22	26	Part of the Raiments of the Final Boss Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure +2 Stats Per Fight All Attributes +5%
marble mariachi hat	120	40 Mox	17	19	+10 to Monster Level Ranged Damage +30% Deals Passive Damage to attackers
petrified wood whoopie panama	120	40 Mox	26	29	Moxie +20% +10% Change of Critical Hit Headbutt attacking foes
porcelain porkpie	120	40 Mox	16	17	Part of the Ceramic Suit +20% Food Drops from Monsters Mysticality +20% Adds to all Pastamancer Spells
six-gallon hat	120	None	13	14	Avatar of West of Loathing quest item All Attributes +6 +3 Stat(s) per Fight
stained glass stetson	120	40 Mys	19	21	Mysticality +20% +5 to Familiar Weight +5 Damage to Cold Spells +5 Damage to Hot Spells +5 Damage to Sleaze Spells +5 Damage to Spooky Spells +5 Damage to Stench Spells
wooden salad bowl	120	45 Mox	15	17
wrought-iron wig	120	40 Mox	15	16	Part of the Wrought Wrappings +3 Muscle Stats Per Fight +15 Cold Damage Makes Northern Explosion deal additional damage over time
enchantlers	115	42 Mox	11	11	+10 Damage to Hot Spells
oil cap	115	42 Mox	6	7	Part of the Oil Rig Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure So-So Sleaze Resistance
Snow Queen Crown	115	42 Mox	14	16	+5 Cold Damage Serious Cold Resistance
f3d0r4	110	40 Mox	6	6	Moxie +6
heavy crown	110	40 Mox	10	11	All Attributes +5 +5 to Familiar Damage Combat Initiative +15%
moose antlers	110	40 Mox	12	13	+5% Chance of Critical Hit
pointy red hat	110	40 Mox	12	14	Damage Reduction 5
yabba dabba doo rag	110	40 Mox	16	19	Stupendous Stench Resistance (+4) Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	100	35 Mox	28	31	+20 Sleaze Damage So-So Spooky Resistance +20% Candy Drops from Monsters
Ancient Saucehelm	100	15 Mys	16	17	Mysticality +11 Bonus Spell Damage +11 Bonus for Ss only
Big Candy's tophat	100	None	16	18	+25% Candy Drops from Monsters Damage Reduction: 5
Boris's Helm	100	None	11	12	Combat Initiative +25% Weapon Damage +50% Regenerate MP based on Level +5 Familiar Weight or +1 Minstrel Level
Boris's Helm (askew)	100	None	18	20	Combat Initiative +25% +15 to Monster Level Weapon Damage +50% Regenerate MP based on Level +5 Familiar Weight or +1 Minstrel Level
bounty-hunting helmet	100	25 Mox	20	21	Part of the Bounty-Hunting Rig +20% Items from Monsters
bowler	100	35 Mox	6	6	Part of the Bow Tux Muscle +5
Brogre bucket hat	100	35 Mox	15	17	Part of the Brogre Brouture Monsters will be more attracted to you
centurion helmet	100	35 Mox	15	16	Part of the Gladiatorial Glad Rags All Attributes +7
Colander of Em-er'il	100	15 Mys	18	20	Regenerate 2-6 MP per adventure Mysticality +11 Bonus for Ps only
Crimbo hat	100	35 Mox	9	10	Part of the Crimbo Duds Slight Spooky Resistance
The Crown of Ed the Undying	100	None	19	23	Free pull in an Actually Ed the Undying run Maximum HP/MP +50 Combat Initiative +25% Ed's servants will level up faster Allows you to read thoughts Can be adjusted to have other enchantments
Crown of Thrones	100	None	14	16	Put a Familiar In It! That Familiar gains 1 Experience per Fight
depleted Grimacite ninja mask	100	35 Mox	26	29	Moxie +0-25% based on Grimace darkness +0-5 Extra PvP Fights based on Grimace darkness
Disco 'Fro Pick	100	15 Mox	13	15	Combat Initiative +11% Moxie +11 Bonus for DBs only
draggin' ball hat	100	35 Mox	15	17	Muscle -3 Moxie +6
El Sombrero De Lopez	100	15 Mox	17	20	Ranged Damage +7 Moxie +11 Bonus for ATs only
Elder Turtle Shell	100	15 Mus	16	18	+3 to Familiar Weight Muscle +11 Bonus for TTs only
Elf Guard red and white beret	100	None	24	29	+5 PvP fights per day when equipped (December only)
eXtreme scarf	100	35 Mox	12	13	Part of the eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear Mysticality +5
fancy tophat	100	35 Mox	11	12	Part of the Fancy Tux Mysticality +15%
five-gallon hat	100	None	14	15	Avatar of West of Loathing quest item All Attributes +5 +3 Stat(s) per Fight
floaty rock helmet	100	35 Mox	16	18	Part of the Floaty Fatigues +10% Critical Spell Chance
Hairpiece On Fire	100	None	15	17	So-So Cold Resistance +4 Extra Rollover Adventures +5 Smithsness Maximum MP +X based on Smithsness
high-temperature mining mask	100	35 Mox	26	28	Stupendous Hot Resistance (+4) -100% Item Drops from Monsters
ice pick	100	None	7	8	+15% Items from Monsters Cannot equip in Hardcore
iron helmet	100	20 Mox	10	11	So-So Cold Resistance Regenerate 1-2 MP per adventure Combat Initiative +10%
isotophat	100	35 Mox	9	9	Part of the Toxic Togs +10 Stench Damage +20 Damage to Stench Spells
linoleum helmet turtle	100	35 Mox	20	22	Maximum HP +10 Maximum MP +10
makeshift turban	100	35 Mox	15	16	Part of the Terrycloth Tackle So-So Spooky Resistance Interferes with your vision
Moonthril Circlet	100	40 Mox	16	17	Part of the Luniform Mysticality +0-75% based on Grimace darkness
outrageous sombrero	100	None	18	19	All Attributes +5 Combat Initiative -20%
oxygenated eggnog helmet	100	None	22	24	-100% Item Drops from Monsters Combat Initiative -100% Permits underwater adventuring
papier-mitre	100	20 Mox	12	12	Part of the Pinata Provisions +5 to Familiar Weight +2 Extra PvP Fights Helps you describe things
plaid cowboy hat	100	35 Mox	14	16	Weapon Damage +20 So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
Scalp of Gorgolok	100	15 Mus	15	17	Weapon Damage +7 Muscle +11 Bonus for SCs only
Seasonal Beret	100	None	13	14	Prize for calendar art contest All attributes +0 to 25% based on Grimace darkness
shining star cap	100	None	14	16	+10 to Familiar Weight Bonus for December only
sinister demon mask	100	35 Mox	17	19	+25 Spooky Damage Regenerate 10-25 HP per adventure +25% Food Drops from Monsters
space beast fur hat	100	35 Mox	16	19	Part of the Space Beast Furs Damage Reduction: 5
spelunker's fedora	100	35 Mox	16	18	Part of the Spelunker's Gear All Attributes +10% +4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. +2 Stat(s) Per Fight
spooky hockey mask	100	35 Mox	16	18	So-So Spooky Resistance +3 Spooky Damage
Spooky Putty mitre	100	None	16	18	+3 Stat Gains from Fights
sugar chapeau	100	None	12	13	Bonus Spell Damage +50% +10% Critical Spell Chance Regenerate 3-5 MP per adventure Breaks after 30 combats
sweatband	100	35 Mox	9	9	Part of the Workoutfit +2 Extra PvP Fights Damage Reduction: 5
time helmet	100	35 Mox	10	11	Part of the Time Trappings +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
tin tam	100	None	6	7	So-So Resistance to All Elements Damage Reduction: 5 +1 Mysticality Stat per Fight
training helmet	100	10 Mox	14	15	Quest item Combat Initiative -50% +25% Item Drops from Monsters Moxie +25%
Tropical Crimbo Hat	100	35 Mox	17	19	Part of the Tropical Crimbo Duds Slight Spooky Resistance
warbear dress helmet	100	35 Mox	18	20	Part of the Warbear Dress Armor Moxie +10 +25% Booze Drops from Monsters
warbear foil hat	100	None	14	16	+5 to Familiar Weight (additional +10lbs. to Robotic Familiars) Bonus for TTs only
wumpus-hair wig	100	35 Mox	14	15	Moxie -5 +20 Stench Damage +20 Damage to Stench Spells
Xiblaxian stealth cowl	100	None	20	22	Part of the Xiblaxian Stealth Suit Monsters will be less attracted to you Mysticality +20%
yak toupee	100	35 Mox	9	10	Regenerate 3-4 MP per Adventure
Cerebral Cloche	90	30 Mox	14	15	Part of the Encephalic Ensemble Maximum MP +15 Jellyfish Vision
fancy ball mask	90	15 Mox	13	15	Moxie +10%
gravyskin hat	90	30 Mox	12	13	+11 Sleaze Damage +11 Damage to Sleaze Spells
lihc face	90	30 Mox	8	9	So-So Spooky Resistance
pig-iron helm	90	30 Mox	12	13	Part of the Pork Elf Prizes Muscle+7 Weapon Damage+10
safarrri hat	90	30 Mox	11	12	Maximum HP +15 Melee Damage +10 (vs. lions only)
stainless steel skullcap	90	30 Mox	22	24	Maximum HP +30 Damage Absorption +60 Muscle +15% TT's HC reward
yellow plastic hard hat	90	30 Mox	20	23
cornuthaum	85	27 Mox	10	10	Part of the Yendorian Finery Mysticality +3 Moxie +3
hot daub bun	85	27 Mys	10	12	Part of the Hot Daub Ensemble +9 Hot Damage +9 Damage to Hot Spells
worn tophat	85	27 Mox	10	11	Moxie +5 Combat Initiative +15%
asbestos helmet turtle	80	25 Mox	20	22	So-So Hot Resistance
clockwork hat	80	25 Mox	12	13	Part of the Clockwork Apparatus Slight Spooky Resistance
cold ninja mask	80	25 Mox	13	15	Part of the Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit Combat Initiative +15%
four-gallon hat	80	None	14	15	Avatar of West of Loathing quest item All Attributes +4 +3 Stat(s) per Fight
grass hat	80	25 Mox	8	9	Part of the Grass Guise Maximum MP +10
miner's helmet	80	25 Mox	13	14	Part of the Mining Gear +5% Items from Monsters
sequined fez	80	25 Mox	11	12	Moxie +3
turtlemail coif	80	25 Mox	14	15	Muscle +5 Damage Reduction: 4
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	75	22 Mox	25	28	All Attributes +5
pickelhaube	75	22 Mox	11	11	Weapon Damage +5 Weapon Damage +10%
willowy bonnet	75	22 Mox	13	14	Maximum MP +40 Enables Rouse Sapling combat skill Part of the Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	70	12 Mys	28	30	Mysticality +3 Maximum MP +5 Regenerate 2-3 MP per Adventure
Crown of the Goblin King	70	20 Mox	20	24	Muscle +10
demon-horned hat	70	20 Mox	15	16	Moxie +4
double-ice cap	70	20 Mox	13	14	Stuns opponents who hit you Regenerate 5-9 MP per adventure +10 Cold Damage
goofily-plumed helmet	70	20 Mox	20	21
meaty helmet turtle	70	20 Mox	17	19	Muscle +3
powdered wig	70	20 Mox	11	12	Moxie +3 Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
Yeg's Motel shower cap	66	None	19	22	Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5) Moxie +66% Extremely fragile (will be destroyed if you are hit in combat) This item will disappear at the end of the day.
neoprene skullcap	65	None	16	17	Moxie +7
blue traffic cone	60	15 Mox	15	17	Moxie +3 So-So Hot Resistance
filthy knitted dread sack	60	15 Mox	22	25	Part of the Filthy Hippy Disguise +3 Stench Damage
goat beard	60	15 Mox	9	10	Mysticality +3
green traffic cone	60	15 Mox	16	18	Moxie +3 So-So Stench Resistance
helm of the white knight	60	15 Mox	20	24	Regenerate 2-5 HP and MP per adventure Slight Resistance to All Elements
Knob Goblin elite helm	60	15 Mox	19	22	Part of the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform Muscle +3
leather mask	60	15 Mox	11	12	Muscle +3 Moxie -3
orange traffic cone	60	15 Mox	17	19	Moxie +3 So-So Spooky Resistance
Orcish baseball cap	60	15 Mox	17	19	Part of the Frat Boy Ensemble Muscle +3 Mysticality -3
red traffic cone	60	15 Mox	14	16	Moxie +3 So-So Cold Resistance
suspicious-looking fedora	60	15 Mox	14	15	Moxie +6 Weapon Damage +6
tattered paper crown	60	15 Mus	18	20	Muscle +3
three-gallon hat	60	None	15	16	Avatar of West of Loathing quest item All Attributes +3 +3 Stat(s) per Fight
yellow traffic cone	60	15 Mox	17	19	Moxie +3 So-So Sleaze Resistance
barskin hat	55	12 Mox	10	11	Muscle +1
meatloaf helmet	55	12 Mox	14	15	Muscle +3 Melee Damage +1
pimpin' meat hat	55	12 Mox	14	16	Muscle +2 Moxie +2
4-dimensional fez	50	None	16	17	+4 Maximum Hooch
aerogel akubra	50	None	13	14	Part of the Aeroutfit Muscle +10 +10% Meat from Monsters Lets you use Spirit Snap multiple times per fight
astral chapeau	50	None	13	14	Mysticality +25% Spell Damage +20 Regenerate 3-5 MP per adventure
balaclava	50	10 Mox	9	9	Part of the OK Lumberjack Outfit Slight Cold Resistance
balloon helmet	50	10 Mox	13	14	Damage Absorption +20
barrelhead	50	10 Mox	10	10	Part of the Cooper's Couture Maximum MP +25 Regenerate 3-5 MP per adventure
chalk chapeau	50	None	12	13	+3 PvP fights per day when equipped Regenerate 3-6 HP and MP per adventure Weakens attackers
chiffon chapeau	50	None	14	15	+2 Muscle Stats Per Fight +10 Spooky Damage +10 Damage to Spooky Spells Deals Cold Damage each round
clown wig	50	10 Mox	8	9	Mysticality +3 Spell Damage +3
crepe paper phrygian cap	50	None	21	24	Muscle +10 +10 Stench Damage +10 Damage to Stench Spells Pull down to avoid monsters
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	50	None	21	23	Mysticality +15
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	50	None	23	25	Moxie +15
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	50	None	25	27	Muscle +15
gabardine garibaldi	50	None	18	19	Spell Damage +10 Maximum MP +20 Increases the damage of Saucegeyser by 35% to 50%
gasmask	50	10 Mox	7	7	Serious Stench Resistance
green cloth cap	50	None	13	15	Slight Stench Resistance Maximum HP +15 Maximum MP +15 Moxie +3
Knob Goblin visor	50	10 Mox	15	17	Moxie +3
leather aviator's cap	50	10 Mox	18	21	+5 Adventures per day equipped Damage Reduction: 1 Kill 5% more skeletons
lemon party hat	50	10 Mox	13	15	+50% Candy Drops from Monsters Disappears at the end of the day
loofah lumberjack's hat	50	None	21	23	Muscle +10 Regenerate 15-25 HP per adventure Allows use of the Loofah Head-Scratch skill in combat
moss mitre	50	None	9	10	Mysticality +10 So-So Stench Resistance (+2) Lets you spend Soulsauce to heal
paperclip turban	50	10 Mox	15	16	Part of the Paperclippery All Attributes +5 Maximum HP/MP +5 Damage Reduction: 5
paraffin pith helmet	50	None	18	20	Part of the Paraffinalia +2 Muscle Stats Per Fight +10 Cold Damage Lets you unleash a prismatic attack
pixel hat	50	10 Mox	8	9	Part of the 8-Bit Finery All Attributes +2
PirateRealm party hat	50	None	19	21	Muscle +10 Mysticality +10 Moxie +10 Gain more FunPoints during PirateRealm adventures
polyester panama hat	50	None	18	20	Part of the Synthetic Suit +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight +10% Meat from Monsters Adds Damage to Disco Dances
primitive alien mask	50	10 Mox	18	20	Mysticality +10 Maximum MP +20 +2 Adventures per day when equipped Reveals your inner alien
radiation-resistant helmet	50	None	25	26	Part of the High-Radiation Mining Gear -10% Item Drops from Monsters
raspberry beret	50	10 Mox	14	15	So-So Hot Resistance
real cowboy hat	50	None	13	15	A custom item given to cowmanbob +3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Demonstrates your commitment to the west
smooth velvet hat	50	10 Mox	15	17	+1 Disco Style
snow hat	50	10 Mox	7	8	Part of the Snowman Suit Damage Reduction: 3
Sombrero De Vida	50	10 Mox	14	16	A custom item given to Vida Londres Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
sucker kabuto	50	None	12	13	Part of the Sucker Samurai Suit Damage Reduction: 5
topeé	50	None	12	5	Part of the Topiaria Serious Stench Resistance (+3) Serious Hot Resistance (+3) é counts as 8 characters at least for Mad Tea Party (thus 12 total), not sure about PvP
toy Crimbot mega face	50	None	18	21	Part of the Crimbot Crimboutfit +10% Item Drops from Monsters +1 Crimbot Outfit Power Allows use of LIGHT in combat
warbear plain fedora	50	10 Mus	18	20	+5% Items from WarBears Combat Initiative +25% Maximum HP/MP +50
warbear plain helm	50	10 Mus	16	18	+20 WarBear Armor Penetration Weapon Damage +25% Spell Damage +50%
warbear plain ushanka	50	10 Mus	19	21	Slight Supercold Resistance So-So Resistance to All Elements Regenerate 10-15 HP and MP per adventure
wax hat	50	10 Mus	6	7	Part of the Wax Wardrobe Moxie +7 Maximum HP +10
basic meat fez	45	7 Mox	12	14	Moxie +2 Mysticality +1
furry green turtle	45	7 Mox	16	18	Moxie +3
irate sombrero	45	7 Mox	13	14	Melee Damage +3
bark beret	40	5 Mox	9	10	Part of the Vestments of the Treeslayer Damage Reduction: 4
basic meat helmet	40	5 Mox	15	17	Muscle +1
foolscap fool's cap	40	5 Mox	17	19	Moxie +2 Mysticality -2
ironic knit cap	40	5 Mox	13	15	Maximum MP +20 Mysticality +1
meat cowboy hat	40	5 Mox	13	15	Muscle +3
mullet wig	40	5 Mox	9	10	+2 Sleaze Damage
pentacorn hat	40	5 Mox	12	13
pottery hat	40	None	10	11	Slight Cold Resistance +5 Hot Damage
turtle wax helmet	40	5 Mox	15	17	Slight Hot Resistance
two-gallon hat	40	None	13	14	Avatar of West of Loathing quest item All Attributes +2 +3 Stat(s) per Fight
ancient turtle shell helmet	35	2 Mox	24	27	+10% Meat from Monsters
Dolphin King's crown	35	2 Mox	18	20	All Attributes +2
enchanted eyepatch	35	2 Mox	17	18	Mysticality +5
maiden wig	35	2 Mox	9	10
asshat	30	None	6	6	Slight Stench Resistance +1 Sleaze Damage
BRICKO hat	30	None	9	10	Part of the BRICKOfig Outfit Maximum MP +3
bugbear beanie	30	None	13	14	Part of the Bugbear Costume
chef's hat	30	None	9	10	Mysticality +2 Regenerate 1 MP per Adventure
Cloaca-Cola helmet	30	None	17	18	Part of the Cloaca-Cola Uniform Damage Absorption +10
coconut shell	30	None	12	13	Damage Absorption +1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	30	None	19	20	Part of the Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform Damage Absorption +10
festive holiday hat	30	None	17	19	Moxie +1 Slight Cold Resistance
insane tophat	30	None	12	13	Intrinsic effect: We're All Mad Here!
Jarlsberg's hat	30	None	14	15	Mysticality +5 Regenerate 4-5 MP per adventure +1 Mysticality Stat Per Fight Quest Item
metallic foil cat ears	30	None	19	22	Intrinsic effect: O Hai!
pail	30	None	4	4	Damage Absorption +10
parasitic headgnawer	30	None	19	20	Part of the Mutant Couture outfit Deals 2X-3X (max 30-45) player level damage to attackers, doubled under Yuletide Mutations
party hat	30	None	8	9	Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure (Festival of Jarlsberg only) Mysticality +3
propeller beanie	30	None	15	16	Combat Initiative +10%
skeletortoise	30	None	13	13	Mysticality +2
Van der Graaf helmet	30	None	17	20	Maximum MP +15 Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure
Ze™ goggles	30	None	16	17	+25% Item Drops from Monsters (Underwater only) Note that the character count is based on the 7-character html representation of the trademark symbol
eyepatch	25	None	8	8	Part of the Swashbuckling Getup Moxie +2
samurai turtle helmet	25	None	19	21	Muscle +1 Bonus Weapon Damage +2
brown paper bag mask	20	None	17	20	Moxie +2 Maximum HP/MP +3
bum cheek	20	None	8	9	Slight Stench Resistance
crêepy mask	20	None	10	11	Mysticality+2 Maximum MP +5
Kentucky-style derby	20	None	19	20
knobby helmet turtle	20	None	18	20	Melee Damage +1
one-gallon hat	20	None	13	14	Avatar of West of Loathing quest item All Attributes +1 +3 Stat(s) per Fight
oversized skullcap	20	None	17	18	Muscle +2 Damage Reduction: 3
viking helmet	20	None	12	13	Muscle +1
oriole-feather headdress	15	None	23	24	Maximum HP +1 Maximum MP +1
silent beret	13	None	11	12	All Attributes -30% Combat Initiative -50% Monsters will be less attracted to you.
anniversary concrete fedora	10	None	25	27	All Attributes +1
beholed bedsheet	10	None	15	16	Gives special drop when trick-or-treating
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	10	None	31	33	Part of the Animelf Apparel Maximum HP/MP +20 Enables Friendship. And Goring.
dice-print do-rag	10	None	16	17	+1 Random Monster Modifier
Dinsey mascot mask	10	None	16	18	Quest item -50% Item Drops from Monsters Combat Initiative -100% Changes Your Avatar
disco mask	10	None	9	10	Moxie +1
The Emperor's new hat	10	None	15	17	Part of The Emperor's New Clothes Mysticality +X (where X is your current level)
fire	10	None	4	4	+7 Hot Damage Intrinsic Effect: Head on Fire, Ass Catching:
funny paper hat	10	None	13	15	Comic Con item All Attributes +5
Hat O' Nine Tails	10	None	14	17	Given to players who attended KoL Con IX Moxie +9%
helmet turtle	10	None	12	13	Muscle +1
Hollandaise helmet	10	None	17	18	Spell Damage +1
indie comic hipster glasses	10	None	24	27	All Attributes +5
insulting hat	10	None	12	13	+3 Extra PvP Fights
invisible bag	10	None	12	13	Gives special drop when trick-or-treating
jewel-eyed wizard hat	10	None	19	21	Maximum MP +30 -1 MP to use Skills MP Regen based on level +5 Duration to Buffs You Cast Allows casting of Magic Missile Cannot equip in Hardcore
Knob Goblin harem veil	10	None	19	22	Part of the Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise Slight Stench Resistance
KoL Con 3-D Glasses	10	None	16	19
makeshift yakuza mask	10	None	19	21	Moxie -10
mariachi hat	10	None	11	12	Moxie +1
mummy costume	10	None	12	13	Affects Trick or Treat!, but hat is then lost
opera mask	10	None	9	10	Moxie -5 Will increase duration of next AT buff cast by 40% and then break
passable elf mask	10	None	15	17
prismatic beret	10	None	14	15	Variable Damage Absorption Variable Muscle Variable Mysticality Variable Moxie Variable Maximum HP Variable Maximum MP Variable Hat Drops from Monsters Variable Resistance to All Elements Variable Prismatic Damage Boast about, blast from, or busk with your beret
pumpkinhead mask	10	None	15	16	Affects Trick or Treat!, but hat is then lost
ravioli hat	10	None	10	11	Spell Damage +1
seal-skull helmet	10	None	16	17	Weapon Damage +1
snorkel	10	None	7	7
space trooper helmet	10	None	18	20	All Attributes +5 Cannot equip in Hardcore
superhero mask	10	None	13	14	Comic Con item All Attributes +5 Cannot equip in Hardcore
webbed comic mask	10	None	15	17	All Attributes +5 Cannot equip in Hardcore
witch hat	10	None	8	9	Gives special drop when trick-or-treating
wolfman mask	10	None	11	12	Affects Trick or Treat!, but hat is then lost
The Clown Crown	0	None	10	11	Quest item, Spelunky only -6 Luck
mining helmet	0	None	12	13	Quest item, Spelunky only Damage Reduction: 2 Lights Dark Places
spelunking fedora	0	None	16	17	Quest item, Spelunky only All Attributes +5
X-ray goggles	0	None	11	13	Quest item, Spelunky only Moxie -5 +5 Luck Reveals Secrets