Maximizing Your Spell Damage

This page details various levels of Bonus Spell Damage, following the guidelines in Dressing For Success.

Note that Sauce spells inflict only Hot or Cold damage, and elemental bonuses apply only to spells of like element. The Flavour of Magic increase assumes one of the five associated Spirit effects is active.

Also note that percentage-based spell damage enhancers are to be preferred over absolute spell damage enhancers, as percentage-based enhancers are not limited by spell damage caps.

Since spell damage for uncapped spells is also boosted by Mysticality, spellslingers may also wish to maximize their Mysticality.

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Legend
Ultra rares and Raffle House/Radio prizes	Tradable and still obtainable, but rare
Semi-rares and war hero drops
Mr. Store/KoL Con accessible derivatives	Tradable (directly or ingredients or zone access consumable), unlimited generation to those who own source, source no longer obtainable
Mr. Store/KoL Con items and inaccessible derivatives	Tradable, but no longer obtainable
Other limited time content
Clan Dungeon non-tradables	Untradable, but still obtainable
Other non-tradables
Non-tradables from past holidays and world events	Untradable, and no longer obtainable
*	Single-equip restriction, or two-handed/three-handed weapon
^	Equipment disappears at the end of the day or the equipment (or its associated enchantment) has a limited duration

Familiar	Hat	Back Item	Shirt
Weight Magic Dragonfish (land) Magic Dragonfish (underwater) 1 +2% +2% 5 +10% +10% 10 +20% +20% 15 +30% +30% 20 +40% +40% 25 +50% +50% 30 +60% +60% 35 +70% +70% 40 +80% +80% 45 +90% +90% 50 +100% +100% 60 +100% +120% 70 +100% +140% 80 +100% +160% 90 +100% +180% 100 +100% +200%	porcelain porkpie Matches highest Pastamancer spell damage with equal Sleaze Damage Lens of Hatred 60% norwhal helmet 60% sugar chapeau 50% warbear plain helm 50% Mer-kin facecowl 30% foam commodore's hat 25% crumpled felt fedora 10 lbs Zombo's skullcap 10 lbs (Turtle Tamers only) spaghetti cult mask 15% eelskin hat 15% Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 30 (Hot only) The Necbromancer's Hat 30 (Spooky only) astral chapeau 20 wumpus-hair wig 20 (Stench only) big bad voodoo mask 15 Ancient Saucehelm 11 (Saucerors only) enchantlers 10 (Hot only)	unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape Matches highest spell damage with equal Spooky Damage sea shawl 150% (underwater only) antique nutcracker cape 30% ghost shawl 50 wings of fire 25 (Hot only)	witch's bra 50% plus 50 (Cold damage) psycho sweater 20% bod-ice (will disappear after rollover) 25 (Sleaze only) Kashmir sweater 10 (Hot only) flyest of shirts 5 demonskin jacket 5 (Hot only)
Pants	Mainhand	Offhand	Accessory
Pantaloons of Hatred 60% warbear battle greaves 50% Galapagosian Cuisses 10 lbs (Turtle Tamers only) Greaves of the Murk Lord 5 lbs Drunkula's silky pants 100 (Cold only) (Saucerors only) Mayor Ghost's khakis 100 (Spooky only) (Pastamancers only) transparent pants 60 (Sleaze only) BRAINS shorts 40 (Sleaze only) boneana hammock 20 (Sleaze only) Angelhair Culottes 15 (Pastamancers only) flowing hippy skirt 15 (Stench only)	Staff of the Roaring Hearth 250% plus 40 Hot damage Staff of the Deepest Freeze 200% plus 30 Cold damage The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff 200% plus 30 Sleaze damage Staff of Simmering Hatred 200% Stick-Knife of Loathing 200% Staff of the Kitchen Floor 150% plus 20 Stench damage Staff of the Grease Trap 150% plus 20 Sleaze damage Staff of the Scummy Sink 150% plus 20 Sleaze damage Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 150% plus 20 Cold damage Staff of the Grand Flambé 150% Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 125% battery-powered drill 100% Byte 100% Staff of the Woodfire 100% Staff of the Black Kettle 75% Staff of the Soupbone 75% Spooky Putty snake 50% plus 20 Spooky damage Staff of Queso Escusado 50% plus 20 Stench damage Dinsey's pizza cutter 50% Sword of Dark Omens 50% Staff of the Greasefire 35% plus 10 Hot and 10 Sleaze damage Staff of the Teapot Tempest 25% Staff of Blood and Pudding 25% Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 20% plus 10 Stench damage Staff of the Midnight Snack 20% Staff of the Short Order Cook 20% fish stick* 15% silver cheese-slicer 10% Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 2 per Smithsness plus 5 Sleaze damage grants 5 Smithsness slime-covered staff* 60 PVC staff* 60 (Cold only) Scratch 'n' sniff sword with 3 rock band stickers 60 frying brainpan 40 (Hot only) teflon spatula 40 ancient ice cream scoop 20 electric crutch 20	Rain-Doh green lantern Matches highest spell damage with equal Stench Damage snow mobile Matches highest spell damage with equal Cold Damage meteorb Matches highest spell damage with equal Hot Damage Stick-Knife of Loathing 200% enchanted fire extinguisher 100% plus 30 Cold damage The Necbromancer's Stein 100% plus 30 Spooky damage Ol' Scratch's ash can 100% plus 30 Hot damage (Saucerors only) Wand of Oscus 100% plus 30 Stench damage (Pastamancers only) battery-powered drill 100% Byte 100% Cold Stone of Hatred 60% astral statuette 50% Bag o' Tricks 50% Dinsey's pizza cutter 50% Jarlsberg's pan 50% red wagon 50% Sword of Dark Omens 50% Loathing Legion kitchen sink 25% double-ice box 10% silver cheese-slicer 10% Marbles 30-80 Various Elements snowstick 80 (Cold only) vengeful spirit 80 (Hot only) deck of lewd playing cards 69 (Sleaze only) Scratch 'n' sniff sword with 3 rock band stickers 60 nozzle of the Phoenix 50 (Hot only) frying brainpan 40 (Hot only) teflon spatula 40 marinara jug 30 (Saucerors only) Elizabeth's Dollie 25 (Spooky only) ancient ice cream scoop 20 electric crutch 20 chalk chalice 20 (Hot only) kickback cookbook 20 Operation Patriot Shield 20 (Saucerors only) keel-haulin' knife 17 honey dipper 15 little black book 15 silver shrimp fork 14 complicated device 11 to All Elements Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 10 Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 10 Cookbook of the Damned 10 eye of the Tiger-lily 10 Necrotelicomnicon 10 Sinful Desires 10	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress 100% navel ring of navel gazing* 100% Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred* 60% Girdle of Hatred* 60% cursed ring finger ring* 50% plus 30 Spooky damage moon-amber necklace* 50% warbear laser bowtie* 50% wool sock* 40% Ankh of Badahnkadh* 25% tiny plastic Rene C. Corman* 25% wax face 25% pirate radio ring* 15% blackberry slippers* 5%+10 rainbow pearl necklace* 200 crusty hula hoop* 50 tiny plastic four-shadowed mime* 50 (Spooky only) Brimstone Brooch* 40 Choker of the Ultragoth* 40 (Spooky only) Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace* 40 (Cold only) Mudflap-Girl Necklace* 40 (Sleaze only) Pendant of Fire* 40 (Hot only) Putrid Pendant* 40 (Stench only) Chester's Aquarius medallion* 30 (Sleaze only) Ol' Scratch's manacles* 30 (Hot only) Oscus's pelt* 30 (Stench only) plexiglass pinky ring* 30 astral ring* 20 Crimbomega drive chain* 20 (Sleaze only) Grimacite girdle 20 stainless steel scarf* 20 clingfilm slippers* 15 solid baconstone necklace* 15 woven baling wire bracelets 15 enchanted toothpick* 12 baconstone pendant 10 fossilized necklace* 0-10 papier-masque* 10 pig-iron bracers* 10 ring of increase damage 10 silver tongue charrrm bracelet* 10 tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 10
Familiar equipment	Outfit	Effects and buffs	Familiar weight Effects and Buffs
Disembodied Hand familiar with Stick-Knife of Loathing equipped 200% Disembodied Hand familiar with Byte equipped 100% Snow Suit 20-5 lbs astral pet sweater 10 lbs sugar shield 10 lbs fin-bit wax 5 lbs ittah bittah hookah 5 lbs lead necklace 3 lbs	Dreadful Bugbear Suit 50 (Hot only) Dreadful Ghost Suit 50 (Spooky only) Dreadful Skeleton Suit 50 (Sleaze only) Dreadful Vampire Suit 50 (Cold only) (+100 (Cold only) from Drunkula's silky pants (Saucerors only)) Dreadful Werewolf Suit 50 Dreadful Zombie Suit 50 (Stench only) Dark Bro's Vestments 40 (Spooky only) Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia 40 (Hot only) Cold Comforts 30 (Cold only) (+10% from the off-hand)	Meteor Showered 200% Witch Breaded 200% Pisces in the Skyces 150% Song of Sauce 100% +50 (Hot only) You're Not Cooking 100% +50 (Hot only) Bat Attitude 100% Drunk With Power 100% Filled with Magic 100% Nothing Is Impossible 100% Medieval Mage Mayhem 100% Pyramid Power 100% Things Man Was Not Meant to Eat 100% Trepandation 50%+50 Elron's Explosive Etude 50% Gamer Rage 50% Is This Your Card? 50% Mental A-cue-ity 50% Full Bottle in front of Me 30% Puzzle Fury 25% Concentrated Concentration 20% Sweet and Red 10%+10 Concentration 10% Witch's Brood 50 (each element) Blessing of the Spaghetto 40 Aquarius Rising 30 Crimbo Flavor 30 Indescribable Flavor 30 Bottle in front of Me 15 Erudite 15 Dirge of Dreadfulness 12 (Spooky only) Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction 12 Spirit Bubble 10 (Spooky only) Aspect of the Twinklefairy 5 Heart of Orange 5 (Hot only)	She Ate Too Much Candy 1-25 lbs Meteor Showered 20 lbs Puzzle Champ 5-20 lbs Robot Friends 20 lbs Smart Drunk 20 lbs All Is Forgiven 10 lbs Bureaucratized 10 lbs Chorale of Companionship 10 lbs Crocodile Tear 10 lbs (Underwater only) Cold Hearted 1-10 lbs (does not stack with other love songs) Down With Chow 10 lbs Healthy Green Glow 10 lbs Hip to the Jive 10 lbs Human-Fish Hybrid 10 lbs Joy 10 lbs Open Heart Surgery 10 lbs Pajama Party 10 lbs Spirit of Galactic Unity 10 lbs Thanksgetting 10 lbs The Inquisitor's Unknown Effect 10 lbs Unbarking Dogs 10 lbs Whole Latte Love 10 lbs A Girl Named Sue 5 lbs Billiards Belligerence 5 lbs Black Tongue 5 lbs (does not stack with other tongues) Blue Swayed 1-5 lbs Boxing Day Glow 5 lbs ChibiChanged™ 5 lbs Cute Vision 5 lbs Empathy 5 lbs familiar.enq 5 lbs Greased-Up Familiar 5 lbs (Underwater only) Green Tongue 5 lbs (does not stack with other tongues) Heavy Petting 5 lbs Human-Machine Hybrid 5 lbs Kindly Resolve 5 lbs Loyal Tea 5 lbs Man's Worst Enemy 5 lbs Optimist Primal 5 lbs Over-Familiar With Dactyls 5 lbs Shrimpin' Ain't Easy 5 lbs Spookyravin' 5 lbs Squirming Like a Toad 5 lbs Sugar-Frosted Pet Guts 5 lbs Sweet Incentive 5 lbs Toothy Grin 5 lbs Turkey-Friendly 5 lbs Video... Games? 5 lbs Warm Shoulders 5 lbs Work For Hours a Week 5 lbs You Can Really Taste the Dormouse 5 lbs Phairly Pheromonal 4 lbs Beastly Flavor 3 lbs Bestial Sympathy 3 lbs Happy Salamander 3 lbs Heart of Green 3 lbs Souper Vengeful 3 lbs (Turtle Tamers only) Thanksgot 2 lbs
Passive skills, intrinsics and others
Avatar of She-Who-Was 100% (Turtle Tamers only) Simmering 100% Deep Dark Visions 50% Gaze of the Lightning God 50% The Wallaby sign 20% Master Saucier 10% Subtle and Quick to Anger 10% Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage (Facial Expression) 10 Flavour of Magic 10 Icy Glare (Facial Expression) 10 (Cold only) Intrinsic Spiciness 1-10 (Sauceror spells only)

Notes

• Gaze of the Lightning God is an intrinsic that requires the Juju Mojo Mask to be equipped and a spell used in combat to activate it.
• Hella Smart is excluded from the table due to the inability to obtain cross-class skills in Bad Moon. It provides a +15 spell damage bonus.
• Marbles are offhand items that will also give bonus spell damage. They are excluded due to their number; however, they are listed here, in order of increasing (total plus elemental) spell damage:
  • green peawee marble (30 Stench Damage only)
  • brown crock marble (35 Stench Damage only)
  • red China marble (40 Hot Damage only)
  • lemonade marble (45 Cold Damage only)
  • bumblebee marble (50 Spell Damage)
  • jet bennie marble (55 Spooky Damage only)
  • beige clambroth marble (30 Spell Damage plus 30 Hot Damage)
  • steely marble (65 Sleaze Damage only)
  • beach ball marble (35 Spell Damage plus 35 Hot Damage and 35 Cold Damage)
  • black catseye marble (75 Spooky Damage only)
  • big bumboozer marble (80 Spell Damage)

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