Mr. Store

Mr. Store

Mr. Store is a high-class store in Market Square. Mr. Shopkeeper doesn't deal in such piffling currency as Meat; instead shoppers trade in Mr. Accessories to buy things. In addition to the regular offerings, there is a Special of the Month which changes monthly.

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Hi there. I'm Mr. Shopkeeper, and this is Mr. Store. Here, you can trade Mr. Accessories and Uncle Bucks for other groovy stuff. You can get some Mr. Accessories by donating or subscribing to support The Kingdom of Loathing.

You have <X> Mr. Accessories to trade. You have <X> Uncle Bucks to trade.

Current Items Sold

September's Item-of-the-Month

packaged Monodent of the Sea Stab fish, talk to fish, summon a wave, throw lightning, and stab other things! 1 Purchase

2025 Item-of-the-Year

CyberRealm keycode Access the CyberRealm, a world of digital processes and valuable data. 2 Purchase

Other Stuff!

Monster Manuel Lets you collect interesting facts (and boring statistics) about the monsters you encounter. 1 Purchase

Other Stuff!

Golden Mr. Accessory Lets you demonstrate your support for the Kingdom of Loathing in a very big way! 5 Purchase

Mr. Family

Mr. Accessory Jr. As adorable as he is helpful: a whole lot! He increases item drops! 5 Purchase

Mr. Family

Sister Accessory The eldest child, she is ruthless in her pursuit of funds. She increases Meat drops! 5 Purchase

Character Customization

Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form Entitles the bearer (or somebody else) to a Custom Title. 5 Purchase

Character Customization

name change form Entitles the bearer to change their in-game player name. 1 Purchase

Temporary Boost!

Boosty Juice Greatly increases the rate at which you gain stat points. 1 Purchase

If you have a Mr. Accessory or 10 Uncle Bucks (or more), these buttons appear next to your Mr. Accessory/Uncle Buck count, which allow you to convert one from the other:

When converting a Mr. Accessory into 10 Uncle Bucks:
You drop a Mr. Accessory into the nearest julienne slicer and split it into ten Uncle Bucks.

You acquire 10 Uncle Bucks

When converting 10 Uncle Bucks into a Mr. Accessory:
You drop ten Uncle Bucks into the nearest meat grinder and extrude yourself a Mr. Accessory.

You acquire an item: Mr. Accessory

You are in Hardcore mode, and you have at least one Mr. Accessory in Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage. Click here to pull one of your Mr. Accessories out of storage. You won't be able to equip them, but you'll be able to spend them in Mr. Store.

When pulled:
You pull a Mr. Accessory out of storage.

You acquire an item: Mr. Accessory

You are in Hardcore mode, and you have at least one Uncle Buck in Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage. Click here to pull one of your Uncle Bucks out of storage. You won't be able to equip them, but you'll be able to spend them in Mr. Store.

When pulled:
You pull an Uncle Buck out of storage.

You acquire an item: Uncle Buck

Purchase

Thanks for your patronage!

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

Monthly Offerings

• Shaded cells indicate items that add to the Clan VIP Lounge; these cost three Mr. Accessories each. In months in which VIP items are sold, Mr. Store also sells the Clan VIP Lounge invitation for one Mr. Accessory each.
• Green cells indicate items which are currently (for paths starting in 2025) allowed under standard restrictions which apply to Standard ascensions and the current season's special challenge path.

	Jan	Feb	Mar	Apr	May	Jun	Jul	Aug	Sep	Oct	Nov	Dec
2025	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	packaged prismatic beret	yeti in a travel cooler	Möbius ring box	packaged Monodent of the Sea
2024	baby chest mimic	in-the-box spring shoes	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	boxed Apriling band helmet	boxed Mayam Calendar	mini kiwi egg	packaged Roman Candelabra	untorn tearaway pants package	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	boxed bat wings photo booth sized crate	peace turkey outline	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque
2023	Rock Garden Guide	S.I.T. Course Voucher	closed-circuit phone system	cursed monkey glove	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	sleeping patriotic eagle	boxed august scepter	book of facts	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	A Guide to Burning Leaves	wrapped candy cane sword cane
2022	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	combat lover's locket lockbox	grey gosling	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	MayDay™ contract	packaged June cleaver	designer sweatpants (new old stock)	unopened tiny stillsuit	packaged Jurassic Parka	boxed autumn-aton	mummified entombed cookbookbat	packaged model train set
2021	packaged miniature crystal ball	emotion chip	power seed	packaged backup camera	shortest-order cook	packaged familiar scrapbook	clan underground fireworks shop	Our Daily Candles™ order form	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	bottled Vampire Vintner	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	packaged cold medicine cabinet
2020	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	sinistral homunculus	Guzzlr application	bag of Iunion stones	baby camelCalf	packaged SpinMaster™ lathe	Bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	box o' ghosts
2019	Kramco Industries packing carton	mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag	vampyric cloake pattern	PirateRealm membership packet	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	Beach Comb Box	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	packaged Pocket Professor	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	red-spotted snapper roe
2018	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	Clan Carnival Game	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	FantasyRealm membership packet	God Lobster Egg	SongBoom™ BoomBox Box	kitten burglar	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	Neverending Party invitation envelope	latte lovers club card	voter registration form	Boxing Day care package
2017	space planula	heart-shaped crate	unpowered Robortender	Spacegate access badge	New-You Club Membership Form	suspicious package	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	Pocket Meteor Guide	corked genie bottle	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	pantogram	locked mumming trunk
2016	X-32-F snowman crate	LT&T telegraph office deed	Witchess Set	Clan Floundry	disconnected intergnat	Source terminal	detective school application	DIY protonic accelerator kit	Dear Past Self Package	li'l orphan tot	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit
2015	Chateau Mantegna room key	bottle of lovebug pheromones	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	portable Mayo Clinic	yellow puck	Pack of Every Card	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	shrine to the Barrel god	haunted doghouse	airplane charter: The Glaciest	machine elf capsule
2014	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	Buddy Bjorn	Sneaky Pete's leather jacket	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	still grill	Clan speakeasy	The Confiscator's Grimoire	Thor's Pliers	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	fist turkey outline	Crimbo sapling
2013	Snow Suit	Game­Inform­Power­Daily­Pro subscription card ­	Jarlsberg's pan	Libram of Pulled Taffy	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	adventurer clone egg	Clan hot dog stand	Folder Holder	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	deanimated reanimator's coffin	Pantsgiving	The Smith's Tome
2012	Libram of Resolutions	can of Rain-Doh	Small Medium	Boris's Helm	Olympic-sized Clan crate	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	Camp Scout backpack	Unagnimated Gnome	box of bear arms	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	deactivated nanobots	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts
2011	Loathing Legion knife	a cute angel	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire Alice's Army booster box	Clan shower	My Own Pen Pal kit	mysterious chest	Operation Patriot Shield	fairy-worn boots	Tome of Clip Art	Make-Your- Own-Vampire- Fangs kit	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog
2010	stinky cheese ball	Libram of BRICKOs	Clan looking glass	panicked kernel	Crown of Thrones	glowing frisbee	Juju Mojo Mask	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	Greatest American Pants	organ grinder	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	hibernating robot reindeer
2009	container of Spooky Putty	Libram of Love Songs	Apathargic Bandersnatch	April 1st on this and subsequent years tiny costume wardrobe Elvish sunglasses	Clan pool table	infant sandworm	Bag o' Tricks	floaty stone sphere	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	squamous polyp	moveable feast	suspicious stocking
2008	Libram of Divine Favors	naughty origami kit	sane hatrack	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	packet of mayfly bait	llama lama cria	little box of fireworks	cotton candy cocoon	haiku katana	spooky rattling cigar box	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	candy cornucopia
2007	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	dandy lion cub	bad penguin egg	Mayflower bouquet	bottled green pixie	bottle-rocket crossbow	wizard action figure	navel ring of navel gazing	class five ecto-larva	V for Vivala mask	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
2006	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	iceberglet	March hat	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	homeless hobo spirit	astral badger	jewel-eyed wizard hat	Comma Chameleon egg	Travoltan trousers	plastic pumpkin bucket	pilgrim shield	yuletide troll chrysalis
2005	orphan baby yeti	silk garter snake	lucky Tam O'Shanter	April 1st only emo roe personal raindrop	miniature gravy- covered maypole	deflated inflatable dodecapede	wax lips	pygmy bugbear shaman	Jekyllin hide belt	doppelshifter egg	miniscule temporal rip	sweet nutcracker
2004										Dark Jill-O-Lantern	hand turkey outline	crimbo elfling

Yearly Offerings

• From Mr. Store's founding in 2004 until 2011, Mr. Store had two familiars for sale at the cost of two Mr. Accessories. One of them increased item drops like a Baby Gravy Fairy and increased meat drops like a Leprechaun, and the other increased stat gains from combat like a Blood-Faced Volleyball and increased meat drops like a Leprechaun. These familiars were available for one year, from early October one year until early October the next year.

• Beginning in January 2012, the familiars began rotating at the start of the year, and through 2015 they each had a new ability: the Fairy/Leprechaun also dropped items which unlocked additional content, and the Volleyball/Leprechaun dropped consumables which gave adventures for spleen.

• Beginning in January 2016, Mr. Store replaced the Fairy/Leprechaun and Volleyball/Leprechaun with a single familiar that increases stat gains from combat like a Blood-Faced Volleyball and increases item drops like a Baby Gravy Fairy. It also drops consumables, but they neither unlock new content nor give adventures for spleen. In 2016, a separately purchased consumable unlocked additional content; no new annual content was available in 2017, 2018, nor 2019. Some of Mr. Store's monthly items continue to unlock additional content, however. In 2018, the annual familiar was one that also increases item drops like a Baby Gravy Fairy, but restores HP and MP like a Ghuol Whelp instead of increasing stat gains.

• Beginning in January 2020, Mr. Store replaced the familiar offering with an item offering. The price was also lowered from two Mr. Accessories to one.

• Beginning in January 2025, Mr. Store had the item offering act as a content unlocker, but the price was reraised to two Mr. Accessories.

	Store Item	Item
2025	CyberRealm keycode	server room key
2024	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	Black and White Apron Meal Kit
2023	unoccupied sheep suit	Hobo in Sheep's Clothing
2022	mint condition magnifying glass	cursed magnifying glass
2021	fresh can of paint	fresh coat of paint
2020	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	Retrospecs
2019	elf sleeper agent	Elf Operative Volleyball/Fairy
2018	kerosene-soaked skip	Garbage Fire Fairy/Whelp
2017	hopeful candle	Optimistic Candle Volleyball/Fairy
	Familiar combo	Content
2016	basking robin Volleyball/Fairy	Batfellow comic
	Volleyball/Leprechaun combo	Leprechaun/Fairy combo
2015	golden monkey statuette	Professor of Spelunkology
2014	praying Grim Brother	hibernating Grimstone Golem
2013	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	dreaming Jung man
2012	The Groose in the Hoose	The Kloop in the Coop
2010-2011	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	sleeping piano cat
2009-2010	hungover chauvinist pig	perfectly ordinary frog
2008-2009	uniclops egg	passed-out psychedelic bear
2007-2008	unemployed hunchbacked minion	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
2006-2007	nervous tick egg	jitterbug larva
2005-2006	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	calm attention-deficit demon
2004-2005	Cheshire Bitten	coffee sprite

Progression Skips

Sold in various challenge paths for skipping progression. The store description is always the same for example:

For Fun-Ruiners cosmic bucket Please do not buy this. 1 Purchase

Path	Store Item	Cost
Avant Guard
11 Things I Hate About U
WereProfessor	research fragment	Uncle Buck
A Shrunken Adventurer am I
Legacy of Loathing	replica Ten Dollars	Uncle Buck
Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing	shadowy cheat sheet	Uncle Buck
Fall of the Dinosaurs
Journeyman
Grey You
Wildfire
Quantum Terrarium
You, Robot
Grey Goo
Low Key Summer
Path of the Plumber
Kingdom of Exploathing
Two Crazy Random Summer
Dark Gyffte	bucket of ancient Vampyre blood	Uncle Buck
Disguises Delimit
G-Lover
Pocket Familiars
Live. Ascend. Repeat.
License to Adventure	Lazenby's Life Lesson	Uncle Buck
Gelatinous Noob	Gummi-Memory	Uncle Buck
Nuclear Autumn
The Source
Avatar of West of Loathing	Memories of Cow Punching Memories of Beanslinging Memories of Snake Oiling	Uncle Buck
Community Service
One Crazy Random Summer
Actually Ed the Undying	talisman of Seshat	Uncle Buck
Picky
Heavy Rains
Slow and Steady
Avatar of Sneaky Pete	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	Mr. Accessory
Class Act II: A Class For Pigs
KOLHS
BIG!
Avatar of Jarlsberg	cosmic bucket	Mr. Accessory
Class Act
Zombie Slayer
Bugbear Invasion
Avatar of Boris
Trendy
Way of the Surprising Fist
Bees Hate You

Notes

• Players making donations through a subscription may choose to receive the Item of the Month directly, which will be kmailed to them by SubscriptionBot, usually about a day before it is released into Mr. Store.
• While in Hardcore, players who have one or more Mr. Accessories in Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage may pull them out of storage in order to spend them in Mr. Store. They can not be equipped in Hardcore. If they drop Hardcore that day, they will find that these pulls have counted against their 20-pull limit.
• While in Hardcore, players can place Mr. Store familiars into their Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium, put books into their Mystical Bookshelf, and use most other IotMs that are available or auto-pulled at the start of a run. However, trying to equip an IotM in Hardcore that isn't auto-pulled for the path you're on (for example, choosing Zombie Slayer, dropping the path and trying to equip the bear arms) will return the following instead:

  You can't equip your <item name> while in Hardcore mode.

• In a Zombie Slayer run, Mr. Shopkeeper has changed (but the store is still open):

Braaaaains. Traaaade. Mr. Graaaaagh.

• During a Twitch Livestream World Event, Mr. Store sells an additional item:

Twitch Event Special! time-twitching toolbelt A groovy belt that will be available only during this (and all future) Twitch.TV live-development event. 1 Purchase

History

• On each anniversary of Mr. Store before 2011, both the Blood-Faced Volleyball/Leprechaun-type hatchling and the Leprechaun/Fairy-type hatchling were replaced with new, but functionally identical familiars. The yearly offerings for 2012 gained extra new abilities, and were released on New Year's day.
  • An exception to this is the Dancing Frog, which has an alternative equipment allowing it to breathe underwater.
• On January 31st, 2007, Jick released the February Item-of-the-Month early. This resulted in both January's and February's items being available for one day.
• Prior to the implementation of Your Mystical Bookshelf, when used, the Tome of Snowcone Summoning, Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning, and Libram of Candy Heart Summoning each granted skills that were automatically marked as Hardcore Permanent (HP). As such, these skills would be retained through all ascensions, with the exception of Bad Moon. Under the Bad Moon sign these skills remained listed in the account's character page, but could not be accessed from the skills menu.
• On April 1, 2009 the tiny costume wardrobe appeared in the Mr. Store with the message "NOTE: This item will appear in Mr. Store every April 1 from now on." This promise was fulfilled every subsequent year through 2013.
• In July of 2010, when the Juju Mojo Mask was introduced, the glowing frisbee was left in Mr. Store for an additional week due to the Game Grid Arcade's unfinished state.
• On September 18, 2012 the Monster Manuel appeared in the Mr. Store with the message "A new item has been added (permanently) to Mr. Store. Monster Manuel, who will help you gather interesting facts and boring statistics about the monsters you encounter."
• On April 9, 2013, the layout was changed from a row-style to the current format.
• June 2013's item of the month stayed until 2 hours before rollover on July 3rd, 2013, due to them having no internet.
• July 2013's item of the month stayed an extra day, because they were busy from making the new clan dungeon Dreadsylvania.
• The familiars of the year of 2014 were delayed until 12:27 PM (Arizona time) January 20th, 2014, due to the Asymmetric Team being "slack-ass slackers".
• The June 2014 item of the month was delayed 2 days.
• The August 2014 item of the month was delayed until 2:07 PM (Arizona time) August 1st, 2014.
• On December 1st, 2014, Jick released the December Item-of-the-Month late. This resulted in both November's and December's items being available for one day.
• Starting December 02, 2014, this notice was added below Mr. Shopkeeper's introduction (where X is the days until December 07, 2014):

  BREAKING NEWS: To help pave the way for a slight restructuring of Mr. Store, sales of the Ms. Accessory will be discontinued in X days. Get it while you can, if you want it for some reason.

• Also starting December 02, 2014, this line was added in a new paragraph below Ms. Accessory's description (where X is the same number as above):

  Only X days left to get one!

• On December 7th, 2014, with the discontinuation of Ms. Accessory, Uncle Bucks were added to the Store, which are obtainable with $1 donations. Sister Accessory and Boosty Juice were also added as a permanent offering to Mr. Store, which are payable in Uncle Bucks. Mr. Store also added the function to convert Mr. Accessories into Uncle Bucks (and vice versa). The Mr. Shopkeeper introduction was changed from:

  Hi there. I'm Mr. Shopkeeper, and this is Mr. Store.
  Here, you can trade Mr. Accessories for other groovy stuff.

• The text prior to the discontinuation of Ms. Accessory was:

  Just like a Mr. Accessory, only it's a lady!

• Also on December 7th, 2014, Mr. Accessory Jr. and Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form received a price reduction, both its costs going from 1 Mr. Accessory to 5 Uncle Bucks, albeit with the Heraldry form no longer having a Buy One, Get One Free deal:

  Entitles the bearer (or somebody else) to a Custom Title.
  
  BUY ONE GET ONE FREE

• February 2015's IotM came out in the middle of the day February 2.
• On February 21, 2015, the Mr. Store image was changed. The old image was:

• On October 28, 2015, it was announced that the November 2015 IotM would be released on the 2nd, and IotMs would, in general, no longer be released on weekends. This made official a policy that had been in place unofficially (only mentioned on the radio show) for several months.
• Between August 10, 2017 and August 10, 2018, the Horsery contract was sold for 2 Mr. Accessories. Its in-store description was as follows:

  Unlocks a horsery in Seaside Town, and grants a Steam DLC Key for West of Loathing horse armor.

  
  

  It's definitely the least money you'll spend on horse armor this year.

• Prior to January 1, 2020 players could purchase a custom avatar form. These were silently removed with no announcement.

Character Customization

custom avatar form Entitles the bearer to a Custom Avatar (see guidelines) Custom Avatar Forms are only available during the first week of each month. 5 Purchase

• On November 11, 2022, the deed to Oliver's Place was added for a limited time, and is sold for 1 Mr. Accessory.
• On June 22, 2023, the name change form was added as a permanent offering to Mr. Store in response to frequent requests for a name change system, and costs 1 Mr. Accessory.

References

• In the Mel Brooks film Spaceballs, the bridge of Dark Helmet's SpaceBall One had all of the important systems (Radar, Coffee, Rental) labeled as "Mr. [System]", which is itself a reference to the brand Mr. Coffee.

See Also

• IotM and Challenge Path Interactions
• Tradeable IoTM Analysis
• Hardcore IOTM Analysis