11 Things I Hate About U

11 Things I Hate About U is the Summer 2024 special challenge path, introduced on May 15th, 2024. This path adds variant rules and restrictions to an ascension run. Its description in The Bureau of Reincarnation reads "Is are good for you and I, but Us are bad for you."

Divergences

• Functionally equivalent to rotten dolphin thiefs, ewes will steal items that otherwise would not have dropped. They then appear as a chained free combat and will drop all items stolen. They are a scaling monster.
• Every 30? adventures receive a random buff
  • Eye of Moxie
  • Eye of Muscle
  • Eye of Mysticality
  • Eye of Items
  • Eye of Heat
  • Eye of Cold
  • Eye of Sleaze
  • Eye of Fear
  • Eye of Stench
• Letter I's in the name of equipment increases their enchantment power.
• Letter U's in the name of equipment decreases their enchantment power.

Consumption

• Letter I's in the name of consumables increases their adventure gain.
• Letter U's increase the size, in some cases make them unusable.
• Quality modifiers of consumables do not improve adventure gains as they would normally do.

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See The Council of Loathing/11 Things I Hate About U.

Rewards

• Finishing a run while it is the current special challenge path -- between May 15th, 2024 and August 14th, 2024 -- gives players 50 (in Normal) or 100 (in Hardcore) extra karma points the next time they visit Valhalla.
• Players will receive a Thwaitgold ? statuette upon defeating the final boss.

References

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