11 Things I Hate About U

11 Things I Hate About U is the Summer 2024 special challenge path, introduced on May 15th, 2024. This path adds variant rules and restrictions to an ascension run. Its description in The Bureau of Reincarnation reads "Is are good for you and I, but Us are bad for you."

Divergences

• Functionally equivalent to rotten dolphin thiefs, ewes will steal items that otherwise would not have dropped. They then appear as a chained free combat and will drop all items stolen. They are a scaling monster.
• Every 30? adventures receive a random buff from Eye-eye-eye!
  • Eye of Moxie
  • Eye of Muscle
  • Eye of Mysticality
  • Eye of Items
  • Eye of Heat
  • Eye of Cold
  • Eye of Sleaze
  • Eye of Fear
  • Eye of Stench
• Letter I's in the name of equipment increases their enchantment power.
• Letter U's in the name of equipment decreases their enchantment power.

Consumption

Food

• Attempting to eat food with non-zero Us gives: "The Us in this have made it rotten."
• Attempting to eat food with zero Is gives: "There are not enough Is in this food to be worth eating."
• Otherwise, adventure gain per fullness is 1.5 times the number of Is. Quality is ignored.
  • For example, a four-fullness digital key lime pie has four Is and will give 4 * 4 * 1.5 or 24 adventures.
• None of the above apply to beverages. You can drink them even if they have non-zero Us or zero Is, and they give the usual number of adventures. This may be a bug.

Booze

• Drunkenness is increased by 1 for each U in the name of the item. The extra drunkenness does not give more adventures, it just fills up your liver.
  • However, the extra drunkenness does give extra adventures if you cast Ode to Booze.
  • For example, the 3-drunk Tequila sunrise has U twice and will give 5 drunkenness but the same number of adventures, except if you cast Ode then you get two extra adventures.

Spleen

• Spleen items do not seem to be affected by I or U.

Text

See The Council of Loathing/11 Things I Hate About U.

The Council text reflects the path restrictions.

Strategy

General

• If you need an item drop for a quest, pay attention to what the ewes pick up: if it's the last item you need, consider making progress on a different quest until the ewe shows up with your item.
• Equipment might end up with negative enchantments that cancel out the enchantments you wanted in the first place, so pay attention to your equipment as well.
  • Some equipment pieces have a valuable function that isn't affected by changes in enchantments. For example, that F.L.U.D.A. you have might not boost item drops, but will still be able to force item drops.
• If you aren't using Lucky adventures on anything else, the distilled fortified wine from the Sleazy Back Alley is worth considering.
• During the Island War, the Hippy side is at a disadvantage as the War Hippy outfit has several Us and the Frat Warrior outfit has no Us and some Is. An example is if you decide to do the nun quest; the War Hippy outfit has a slight meat drop debuff while the Frat outfit has a small meat drop buff.

Astral gear and consumables

• The astral hot dog is inedible in this path, so don't take them.
• The astral pilsner is drinkable, but they seem unaffected by the path changes.

Softcore-specific advice

• When pulling food, take a look at the consumable before you pull it. Some food like the hi meins and spectral pickles are fine, while a grue egg omelette can't be consumed.
  • Foods without I's are inedible, and foods with a U in the name should be avoided.
• Likewise, double check equipment pulls if want something for its enchantment.

Rewards

• Finishing a run while it is the current special challenge path -- between May 15th, 2024 and August 14th, 2024 -- gives players 50 (in Normal) or 100 (in Hardcore) extra karma points the next time they visit Valhalla.
• Players will receive a Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis statuette upon defeating the final boss.

References

• The path's name is taken from the hit rom-com film 10 Things I Hate About You.

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