Infernal Seals

Seal Clubbers can summon and fight several kinds of Infernal Seals. Once summoned, a seal is immediately fought. All seals, due to their infernal nature, have incredible resistance to damage; the only way to put a dent in these terrible creatures' hides is with a club equipped.

Infernal Seals are summoned using a seal figurine and a certain number of either seal-blubber candles or imbued seal-blubber candles outside of combat. Summoning a broodling seal, for example, requires a figurine of a cute baby seal and five seal-blubber candles. The figurine and candles are consumed in the summoning.

A player can only summon five Infernal Seals each day, regardless of whether the player wins or loses.

As fighting seals does not take adventures, a player can use these combats to gain more effective turns of beneficial effects such as Brother Corsican's Blessing.

Again, keep in mind you are a Seal Clubber: only club weapons are effective against Infernal Seals. No items, no spells, no other weapons, just clubs.

Lesser Seals

These seals require one or more seal-blubber candles and a figurine that can be purchased from either The Smacketeria or The Hermitage.

Summon	Figurine	Number of candles	Minimum level	Item drop
broodling seal	figurine of a cute baby seal	5	5	severed flipper
Centurion of Sparky	figurine of an armored seal	10	9	ingot of seal-iron
hermetic seal	figurine of an ancient seal	3	6	powdered sealbone
Spawn of Wally	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1	1	tainted seal's blood

Greater Seals

These seals require an imbued seal-blubber candle and a figurine found in a non-combat adventure.

These seals may also have an additional item drop that is a piece of equipment.

Summon	Figurine	Figurine drop site	Minimum level	Item drop	Equipment drop
heat seal	figurine of a charred seal	The Deep Fat Friars' Gate	6	sizzling seal fat	Abyssal ember
navy seal	figurine of a cold seal	The Goatlet	6	frost-rimed seal hide	frozen seal spine
Servant of Grodstank	figurine of a stinking seal	The Hippy Camp, The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)	6	fustulent seal grulch	infernal toilet brush
shadow of Black Bubbles	figurine of a shadowy seal	The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt)	6	scrap of shadow	shadowy seal eye
watertight seal	figurine of a sleek seal	Sonofa Beach, also obtained from flytrap pellet, slimy chest	12	hyperinflated seal lung
wet seal	figurine of a slippery seal	The Orcish Frat House , The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)	6	seal lube	mannequin leg