Infernal Seals

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Seal Clubbers can summon and fight several kinds of Infernal Seals. Once summoned, a seal is immediately fought. All seals, due to their infernal nature, have incredible resistance to damage; the only way to put a dent in these terrible creatures' hides is with a club equipped.

Infernal Seals are summoned using a seal figurine and a certain number of either seal-blubber candles or imbued seal-blubber candles outside of combat. Summoning a broodling seal, for example, requires a figurine of a cute baby seal and five seal-blubber candles. The figurine and candles are consumed in the summoning.

A player can only summon five Infernal Seals each day, regardless of whether the player wins or loses.

As fighting seals does not take adventures, a player can use these combats to gain more effective turns of beneficial effects such as Brother Corsican's Blessing.

Again, keep in mind you are a Seal Clubber: only club weapons are effective against Infernal Seals. No items, no spells, no other weapons, just clubs.

Lesser Seals

These seals require one or more seal-blubber candles and a figurine that can be purchased from either The Smacketeria or The Hermitage.

Summon	Figurine	Number of candles	Minimum level	Item drop
broodling seal	figurine of a cute baby seal	5	5	severed flipper
Centurion of Sparky	figurine of an armored seal	10	9	ingot of seal-iron
hermetic seal	figurine of an ancient seal	3	6	powdered sealbone
Spawn of Wally	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1	1	tainted seal's blood

Greater Seals

These seals require an imbued seal-blubber candle and a figurine found in a non-combat adventure.

These seals may also have an additional item drop that is a piece of equipment.

Summon	Figurine	Figurine drop site	Minimum level	Item drop	Equipment drop
heat seal	figurine of a charred seal	The Deep Fat Friars' Gate	6	sizzling seal fat	Abyssal ember
navy seal	figurine of a cold seal	The Goatlet	6	frost-rimed seal hide	frozen seal spine
Servant of Grodstank	figurine of a stinking seal	The Hippy Camp, The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)	6	fustulent seal grulch	infernal toilet brush
shadow of Black Bubbles	figurine of a shadowy seal	The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt)	6	scrap of shadow	shadowy seal eye
watertight seal	figurine of a sleek seal	Sonofa Beach, also obtained from flytrap pellet, slimy chest	12	hyperinflated seal lung
wet seal	figurine of a slippery seal	The Orcish Frat House, The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)	6	seal lube	mannequin leg

Notes

• Even though the combat with an Infernal seal does not take a turn, they are still counted when determining the familiar percentage for a run. For example, if you are doing a 100% run and the only combat for which you don't use the same familiar with is an Infernal seal combat, then you will not get a 100% run upon freeing the king.
• You can summon seals while Falling-down drunk.
• Some effects, like The Real Deal or Purple Tongue have been shown to activate after the battles with Infernal Seals. Other effects or equipment, especially those which restore HP or MP each adventure, do not activate, since an adventure is never used.
• If you lose all your HP to an Infernal seal you will get 4 turns of Beaten Up instead of the usual 3.
• Finding an Infernal seal figurine does not cost an adventure.