Infernal Seals

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Seal Clubbers can summon and fight several kinds of Infernal Seals. Once summoned, a seal is immediately fought. All seals, due to their infernal nature, have incredible resistance to damage; the only way to put a dent in these terrible creatures' hides is with a club equipped. However, your offhand weapon appears to work as normal even if it is not a club.

Infernal Seals are summoned using a seal figurine and a certain number of either seal-blubber candles or imbued seal-blubber candles outside of combat. Summoning a broodling seal, for example, requires a figurine of a cute baby seal and five seal-blubber candles. The figurine and candles are consumed in the summoning.

A player can only summon five Infernal Seals each day, regardless of whether the player wins or loses.

A player can only find five of the Greater Seal figurines each day as well.

As fighting seals does not take adventures, a player can use these combats to gain more effective turns of beneficial effects such as Brother Corsican's Blessing.

Again, keep in mind you are a Seal Clubber: only club weapons you hold are effective against Infernal Seals. No items, no spells, no combat familiars, no other weapons, just clubs. Clubs held by a disembodied hand are not effective. Thankfully, Combat skills that apply weapon damage such as Shieldbutt do normal damage if you have a club equipped, but the damage from the shield will be ineffective.

Lesser Seals

These seals require one or more seal-blubber candles and a figurine that can be purchased from either The Smacketeria or The Hermitage.

Summon	Figurine	Number of candles	Minimum level	Item drop
broodling seal	figurine of a cute baby seal	5	5	severed flipper
Centurion of Sparky	figurine of an armored seal	10	9	ingot of seal-iron
hermetic seal	figurine of an ancient seal	3	6	powdered sealbone
Spawn of Wally	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1	1	tainted seal's blood

Greater Seals

These seals require an imbued seal-blubber candle and a figurine found in a non-combat adventure.

These seals may also have an additional item drop that is a piece of equipment.

Summon	Figurine	Figurine drop site	Minimum level	Item drop	Equipment drop
heat seal	figurine of a charred seal	The Deep Fat Friars' Gate	6	sizzling seal fat	Abyssal ember
navy seal	figurine of a cold seal	The Goatlet	6	frost-rimed seal hide	frozen seal spine
Servant of Grodstank	figurine of a stinking seal	The Hippy Camp, The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)	6	fustulent seal grulch	infernal toilet brush
shadow of Black Bubbles	figurine of a shadowy seal	The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt)	6	scrap of shadow	shadowy seal eye
watertight seal	figurine of a sleek seal	Sonofa Beach, also obtained from slimy chest	12	hyperinflated seal lung
wet seal	figurine of a slippery seal	Orcish Frat House, The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)	6	seal lube	mannequin leg
Random Greater Seal	depleted uranium seal figurine	The Nemesis' Lair	None	See above	See above

Notes

• Even though the combat with an Infernal seal does not take a turn, they are still counted when determining the familiar percentage for a run. For example, if you are doing a 100% run and the only combat for which you don't use the same familiar with is an Infernal seal combat, then you will not get a 100% run upon freeing the king.
• You can summon seals while Falling-down drunk.
• Effects that change monster level or trigger after combat like The Real Deal or Purple Tongue trigger in Infernal Seal combats. However, things that trigger after an adventure is spent don't trigger like most mp and hp restoring effects, because Internal Seals combats don't use adventures.
• If you lose all your HP to an Infernal seal you will get 4 turns of Beaten Up instead of the usual 3.
• Finding an Infernal seal figurine does not cost an adventure.
• If an Infernal Seal is transformed (CLEESHed, for example) the resulting monster encounter will consume an adventure.
• Unlike other figurines, the depleted uranium seal figurine is not consumed on use, though the candle is.