Maximizing Your Muscle

As outlined in Dressing For Success, here's how different player types can Maximize their Muscle. Note that if Muscle is not your highest base stat, it is wise to have Slippery Oiliness active if your highest base stat is Moxie or Expert Oiliness active if your highest base stat is Mysticality; percentage boosts are then calculated as if your Muscle were your highest stat.

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Legend
Ultra rares and Raffle House/Radio prizes	Tradable and still obtainable, but rare
Semi-rares and war hero drops
Mr. Store/KoL Con accessible derivatives	Tradable (directly or ingredients or zone access consumable), unlimited generation to those who own source, source no longer obtainable
Mr. Store/KoL Con items and inaccessible derivatives	Tradable, but no longer obtainable
Other limited time content
Clan Dungeon non-tradables	Untradable, but still obtainable
Other non-tradables
Non-tradables from past holidays and world events	Untradable, and no longer obtainable
*	Single-equip restriction, or two-handed/three-handed weapon
^	Equipment disappears at the end of the day or the equipment (or its associated enchantment) has a limited duration

Hat	Back Item	Shirt	Pants
Grimacite gasmask 0%-50% Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap 50% (Turtle Tamers only) plexiglass pith helmet 30% intimidating coiffure 25% Hodgman's porkpie hat 20% Frosty's old silk hat 20% (Seal Clubbers only) Zombo's skullcap 20% (Turtle Tamers only) hardened slime hat 20% 8-billed baseball cap 15% stainless steel skullcap 15% Third Eye 15% fireman's helmet 10% moist sailor's cap 10% Great Wolf's headband 250 (Seal Clubbers only) hangman's hood 50 wreath of laurels 25 mesh cap 15 Elder Turtle Shell 11 (Turtle Tamers only) fuzzy busby 11 Scalp of Gorgolok 11 (Seal Clubbers only)	sea mantle 10% Cloak of Dire Shadows 5% barskin cloak 7 Misty Cloak 5	tunac^ 50% Dragonscale breastplate 25% Chester's muscle shirt 20% trench coat 20% Xiblaxian stealth vest 20% astral shirt 10% letterman's jacket 10% Liam's mail 10% gingham blouse 5 rhinestone cowboy shirt 5 star shirt 5 Thinknerd T-Shirt 1-5	Moonthril Greaves 0%-50% The Ghoul King's ghoulottes 25% & +15 astral trousers 25% sugar shorts^ 25% depleted Grimacite shinguards 0%-25% Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 20% sea chaps 15% Can-Can skirt 10% Cane-mail pants 10% Greatest American Pants 10% Greaves of the Murk Lord 5% Honeybritches 5% black greaves 10
Mainhand	Offhand	Accessory	Familiar equipment
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 2% per Smithsness (Seal Clubbers only) fish hatchet^ 100% Moonthril Flamberge* 0%-75% Brimstone Bludgeon 50% Grimacite glaive* 0%-50% Mer-kin switchblade* 0%-50% scratch 'n' sniff sword^ with 3 wrestler stickers 30% Frosty's nailbat* 30% (Seal Clubbers only) Zombo's shoulder blade* 30% plexiglass pikestaff* 30% astral bludgeon* 25% astral mace 25% Hodgman's whackin' stick 20% Super-sweet boom box 20% cozy scimitar* 15% haiku katana 15% lawn dart 15% negotiatin' hammer* 15% papier-mâchéte 15% papier-mâchine gun 15% shooting morning star 15% stainless steel shillelagh 15% steel drivin' hammer* 15% Uncle Hobo's highest bough 15% right bear arm 10% skate board* 10% spant spear 10% Underworld truncheon* 10% tin foil 10% White Dragon Fang 9% pygmy spear 7	Meat Tenderizer is Murder 2% per Smithsness (Seal Clubbers only) Ouija Board, Ouija Board 2% per Smithsness (Turtle Tamers only) Brimstone Bludgeon 50% Brimstone Bunker 50% shield of the Skeleton Lord 50% astral mace 25% astral shield 25% Hodgman's imaginary hamster 20% Hodgman's whackin' stick 20% Super-sweet boom box 20% Zombo's shield 20% (Turtle Tamers only) card sleeve (Foil Horseman) 15% haiku katana 15% lawn dart 15% old school flying disc 15% papier-mâchéte 15% papier-mâchine gun 15% spant shield 15% shooting morning star 15% stainless steel shillelagh 15% Uncle Hobo's highest bough 15% plush mutated alielephant 0-15% Sword of the Brouhaha Prince 12% left bear arm 10% spant spear 10% spongy shield 10% teflon shield 10% tin foil 10% plush alien hamsterpus 0-10% White Dragon Fang 9% battered hubcap 15	Talisman of Baio 0%-80% Brutal brogues^ 50% Grimacite gauntlets* 0%-50% Grimacite gorget 0%-50% Dinsey's oculus 30% V for Vivala mask* 30% belt of Ogrekind* 25%+15 gumshoes* 25% depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt* 0%-25% Hodgman's bow tie* 20% Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence* 20% Uncle Hobo's epic beard* 20% fossilized necklace* 0%-15%+0-10 fancy black tie* 15% ornamental sextant 15% astral belt* 10% corncob pipe* 10% cursed scrunchie* 10% Juju Mojo Mask* 10% Pokëmann figurine: Frank* 10% Hockey stick of furious angry rage 5% lucky bottlecap* 5% Belt of Howling Anger* 5% Boots of Twilight Whispers* 5% dead guy's memento* 5% Gauntlets of the Blood Moon* 5% tiny plastic Best Game Ever 5% World's Best Adventurer sash* (current ascension count + 1) (capped at 100) Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 30 power sock* 20 Mr. Accessory 15 plastic vampire fangs* 15 rainbow pearl necklace* 15 Headhunter necktie* 15 Elmley shades* 12 chintzy turtle brooch* 12 (Turtle Tamers only) chintzy seal pendant* 12 (Seal Clubber only) Claw of the Infernal Seal* 11 (Seal Clubber only) Copper Alpha of Sincerity* 11 Garter of the Turtle Poacher* 11 (Turtle Tamers only) Order of the Silver Wossname* 11 Pink Heart of Spirit* 11 ridiculous belt 11	Disembodied Hand familiar with one-handed weapon equipped varies by weapon
Outfit	Effects and buffs	Passive skills, non-buff skills and others
Blasphemous Bedizenment 30% Fancy Tux 15% Raiments of the Final Boss 10%	Mallowed Out 5%-500% Rumpel-pumped 400% Puissant Pressure 300% A Contender 200% Juiced Out 200% Incredibly Hulking 200% New and Improved 200% The Fire Inside min(200, (10*Hot-Resistance))% Towering Strength 100%-200% Army of One 100% Crotchety, Pining 100% Fitter, Bitter 100% Fitter, Happier 100% Gr8tness 100% Having a Ball! 1-100% Phorcefullness 100% Prince of Seaside Town 100% Purity of Spirit 100% Trivia Master 100% Temporary Lycanthropy 10%-67% Macho Profundo 60% Amorphous Cheer 50% Ham-Fisted 50% In Vino Vires 50% Pasty 50% Pride of the Vampire 50% Seriously Mutated 50% Taurus Rising 50% Tomato Power 50% Yuletide Industry 50% Starry-Eyed 5%-35% Rainbow Bright 30% Sugar Smacks 30% Weather, Man 30% Cold Blooded 30% Hot Blooded 30% Extreme Muscle Relaxation 25% Mutated 25% Quiet Determination 25% Sealed Brain 25% Strength of Ten Ettins 25% Flower Power 20% Hopped Up on Goofballs 20% Ringing Ears 20% Surreally Buff 20% Stenchtastic 20% Go Get 'Em, Tiger! 15% Supafly 15% Arse-a'fire 10% Football Eyes 10% Aspect of the Twinklefairy 10% Carol of the Bones 10% Cybernetic Muscles 10% Egg-stra Arm 10% Elvish 10% Enraged 10% Fishy Fortification 10% Fury of the Bells 10% Muscularrr 10% Spooky Demeanor 10% Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority 10% Vitamin-Maxed 10% Yuletide Mutations 10% Antsy in your Pantsy 5% Arabian Knighthood 5% Dwarven Hardiness 5% Sugar Rush 5% 'Roids of the Rhinoceros 100 Fightin' Drunk 50 Bananas! 40 Wintergreen Warmongery 30 Frog In Your Throat 25 Woad Warrior 25 Bastille Budgeteer 25 Strong Grip 20 Truly Gritty 20 Broken Heart 1-20 (does not stack with other love songs) Sweet Heart 1-20 (does not stack with other love songs) Oily Flavor 15 The Smile of Mr. A. 15 Anytwo Five Elevenis? 10 Rainy Soul Miasma 10 The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith 10 Spiky Hair 6 Bubble, Bubble 5 Tamarind Torment 5 Tingly Biceps 5 Heart of White 3 Heart of Pink 3 Heart of Orange 3 Heart of Lavender 3 Heart of Yellow 3 Heart of Green 3 Steroid Boost 2	Barrel Chested 50% (Avatar of Boris only) Rage of the Reindeer 10% Seal Clubbing Frenzy 2 Patience of the Tortoise 1

Notes

• On Dependence Day only, a single M-242 can be used to get an additional 100% boost.
• The variance in all categories is due to the moon-based effects.
• Spirit of Alph (+10%) is excluded because it is sourced from an adventure.

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