Maximizing Your Mysticality

As outlined in Dressing For Success, here's how different player types can Maximize their Mysticality. Note that if Mysticality is not your highest base stat, it is wise to have Stabilizing Oiliness active if your highest base stat is Muscle or Slippery Oiliness active if your highest base stat is Moxie; percentage boosts are then calculated as if your Mysticality were your highest stat.

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Legend
Ultra rares and Raffle House/Radio prizes	Tradable and still obtainable, but rare
Semi-rares and war hero drops
Mr. Store/KoL Con accessible derivatives	Tradable (directly or ingredients or zone access consumable), unlimited generation to those who own source, source no longer obtainable
Mr. Store/KoL Con items and inaccessible derivatives	Tradable, but no longer obtainable
Other limited time content
Clan Dungeon non-tradables	Untradable, but still obtainable
Other non-tradables
Non-tradables from past holidays and world events	Untradable, and no longer obtainable
*	Single-equip restriction, or two-handed/three-handed weapon
^	Equipment disappears at the end of the day or the equipment (or its associated enchantment) has a limited duration

Hat	Back Item	Shirt	Pants
Moonthril Circlet 0%-75% Grimacite goggles 0%-50% astral chapeau 25% intimidating coiffure 25% Hodgman's porkpie hat 20% The Necbromancer's Hat 20% Uncle Hobo's stocking cap 20% Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 20% (Saucerors only) fancy tophat 15% fireman's helmet 10% Mer-kin facecowl 10% sponge helmet 10% Helm of the Scream Emperor 5% longhaired hippy wig 5% shapeless wide-brimmed hat 5% cursed eyepatch 15 duct tape fedora 12 Ancient Saucehelm 11 (Saucerors only) Colander of Em-er'il 11 (Pastamancers only) fuzzy earmuffs 11 bat hat 9 big bad voodoo mask 7	sea shawl 15% Cloak of Dire Shadows 5% Misty Robe 5	sea salt scrubs 15% astral shirt 10% letterman's jacket 10% bat-ass leather jacket 10 ASCII shirt 7 coconut bikini top 5 floral print shirt 5 star shirt 5 Thinknerd T-Shirt 1-5	Grimacite gaiters 0%-50% Moonthril Greaves 0%-50% sugar shorts 25% Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 20% Greatest American Pants 10% Mer-kin scholar tailpiece 10% Greaves of the Murk Lord 5% hobo dungarees 5% eelskin pants 5% Angelhair Culottes 11 (Pastamancers only) Cerebral Culottes 10 clingfilm trousers 9 flowing hippy skirt 9
Mainhand	Offhand	Accessory	Familiar equipment
scratch 'n' sniff sword with 3 wrestler stickers 30% Hodgman's whackin' stick 20% Super-sweet boom box 20% papier-mâchéte 15% papier-mâchine gun 15% PVC staff* 15% oil pan 10% teflon spatula 10% White Dragon Fang 9% fish stick* 5% Sword of Dark Omens 5% drywall axe* 3%+2 Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 15 massive sitar* 12 17-alarm Saucepan 11 Greek Pasta of Peril 11 Maxwell's Silver Hammer 10 Staff of the Black Kettle 10	astral statuette 25% depleted Grimacite gravy boat 0%-25% Cold Stone of Hatred 20% Hodgman's imaginary hamster 20% Hodgman's whackin' stick 20% Super-sweet boom box 20% card sleeve (Foil Horseman) 15% papier-mâchéte 15% papier-mâchine gun 15% plush mutated alielephant 0-15% red wagon 15% Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince 12% collapsible baton 10% oil pan 10% plush alien hamsterpus 0-10% teflon spatula 10% velcro shield 10% White Dragon Fang 9% card sleeve (Horseman) 5% Shield of Icy Fate 5% Sword of Dark Omens 5% Tuesday's ruby 5% (Wednesdays only) Glass Balls of the Goblin King 14 easter egg balloon 5 keg shield 5 magic lamp 5	Talisman of Baio 0%-80% Grimacite garter 0%-50% Grimacite girdle* 0%-50% Brimstone Bracelet* 50% Brimstone Brooch* 50% plexiglass pinky ring* 30% plexiglass pocketwatch* 30% astral bracer* 25% astral ring* 25% navel ring of navel gazing* 25% depleted Grimacite astrolabe* 0%-25% Hodgman's bow tie* 20% hardened slime belt* 20% Oscus's pelt* 20% (Pastamancers only) fossilized necklace* 0%-15%+0-10 crusty hula hoop* 15% Mesmereyes™ contact lenses* 15% ornamental sextant 15% stainless steel scarf* 15% stainless steel solitaire* 15% Uncle Hobo's belt* 15% albatross necklace* 10% astral belt* 10% cursed scrunchie* 10% Juju Mojo Mask* 10% Mer-kin waistrope 10% Mr. Joe's bangles* 10% Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth* 10% velcro boots* 10% amber aviator shades* 5% Belt of Howling Anger* 5% Boots of Twilight Whispers* 5% dead guy's memento* 5% Gauntlets of the Blood Moon* 5% lucky bottlecap* 5% tiny plastic Best Game Ever 5% Mr. Accessory 15 plastic vampire fangs* 15 rainbow pearl necklace* 15 solid baconstone ring* 12 Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental* 11 (Pastamancers only) Copper Alpha of Sincerity* 11 Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob* 11 (Saucerors only) Order of the Silver Wossname* 11 Pink Heart of Spirit* 11 ridiculous earring 11 blackberry slippers* 10 hippy medical kit* 10 Jarlsberg's earring 10 solid baconstone necklace* 10	Disembodied Hand familiar with one-handed weapon equipped varies by weapon
Outfit	Effects and buffs	Passive skills, non-buff skills and others
Blasphemous Bedizenment 30% Fancy Tux 15% Raiments of the Final Boss 10%	Mallowed Out 5%-500% Perspicacious Pressure 300% A Contender 200% Juiced Newton 200% On the Shoulders of Giants 200% The Fire Inside min(200, (10*Hot-Resistance))% Mitre Cut 100%-200% Army of One 100% Barking Mad 100% Fitter, Happier 100% Gr8tness 100% Having a Ball! 1-100% Mystically Oiled 100% Prince of Seaside Town 100% Purity of Spirit 100% Trivia Master 100% Amorphous Cheer 50% Baconstoned 50% Cake Caked 50% In Vino Vires 50% Pride of the Vampire 50% Seeing Colors 50% Seriously Mutated 50% Tomato Power 50% Yuletide Industry 50% Starry-Eyed 5%-35% Rainbow Bright 30% Sugar High 30% Weather, Man 30% Spooky Demeanor 30% Stenchtastic 30% Mutated 25% Sealed Brain 25% Strange Mental Acuity 25% Cold Blooded 20% Flower Power 20% Inspired! 20% Patched In 20% Glittering Eyelashes 15% Supafly 15% Ancestral Disapproval 10% Carrrsmic 10% Crimbo Epiphany 10% Egg-headedness 10% Elvish 10% Erudite 10% Hot Blooded 10% Lemon Enlightenment 10% Neuromancy 10% Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority 10% The Q Is Talking To You 10% Yuletide Mutations 10% Yuletide Sappiness 10% Antsy in your Pantsy 5% Oriental Mysticism 5% Happy Trails 100 Bananas! 40 Also Schmeckt Zarathustra 30 Okee-Dokee Computer 30 Salamander In Your Stomach 25 Fiery Heart 1-20 (does not stack with other love songs) Gothy 20 Withered Heart 1-20 (does not stack with other love songs) Hippy Flavor 15 The Smile of Mr. A. 15 Smoky Third Eye 10 Dreams and Lights 10 Magical Mojomuscular Melody 10 Rainy Soul Miasma 10 Mystic Pickleness 5 Spicy Mouth 5 Tingly Wrists 5 Heart of White 3 Heart of Pink 3 Heart of Orange 3 Heart of Lavender 3 Heart of Yellow 3 Heart of Green 3 Hennaliciousness 3 Far Out 1	Pasta Oneness 2 Saucemastery 1

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