Passive Damage

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Adventurers, while industrious, sometimes have periods of laziness. In that case, they turn to passive damage! Does damage without the adventurer having to lift a finger! This damage is broken up into Extra Attacks and Stinging Damage. Familiars are listed comprehensively in a separate page, the Mad Hatrack, and the Fancypants Scarecrow article. Poison is a special type of damage caused by certain items and familiars, and is covered on the page for Poison Damage. As a general rule, decaying effects do initial damage which decays in successive combat rounds, and can stack with other decaying effects.

Extra Attacks

These sources, when equipped or in effect, can cause additional damage to the opponent each round of combat, even if you miss. They are sorted in the order the game displays their messages.

Source	Source Type	Damage	Duration	Cost	Prereq	How Often	Notes
Skeletal Warrior	Effect	9-12	30 turns		None	100%	Obtained from a skeleton If Skeletal Wizard is also in effect, damage includes 5-6 hot damage
Skeletal Cleric	Effect	9-12	30 turns		None	100%	Obtained from a skeleton If Skeletal Warrior is also in effect, damage is 5 points higher.
Skeletal Wizard	Effect	9-12	30 turns		None	100%	Obtained from a skeleton If Skeletal Cleric is also in effect, damage is 11 points higher
grape troll doll	Combat Item	3-5	Always		None	100%	Item is not consumed
cinnamon troll doll	Combat Item	3-5	Always		None	100%	Item is not consumed
blue raspberry troll doll	Combat Item	3-5	Always		None	100%	Item is not consumed
can of sterno	Combat Item	10-20	Always	Item Loss	None	100%	Deals 15-30 on initial use Can have multiple instances of passive damage
Vampieroghi	Pasta Thrall	Varied	Always		Pastamancer	100%	Damage is 1 to 2 times the thrall's level Also heals you for the same amount
Vermincelli	Pasta Thrall	Varied	Always		Pastamancer with a level 5 Vermincelli	100%	Damage is 0.5 to 1 times the thrall's level First attack each combat also deals Poison Damage of an equal amount
Lasagmbie	Pasta Thrall	Varied	Always		Pastamancer with a level 5 Lasagmbie	100%	Spooky Damage is 1 to 2 times the thrall's level
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	Accessory	1-10	Always		15 Mys	?	*Has three different attacks
shocked shell	Back Item	10-12	Always		50 Mus	?	*Bonus for Turtle Tamers only
Apoplectic with Rage	Skill (Effect)	1 to 2x player level	5 turns	15 MP	None	100%	Obtained sometimes from casting Vent Rage Gland
Dizzy with Rage	Skill (Effect)	1 to 2x player level	5 turns	15 MP	None	100%	Obtained sometimes from casting Vent Rage Gland
Quivering with Rage	Skill (Effect)	1 to 2x player level	5 turns	15 MP	None	100%	Obtained sometimes from casting Vent Rage Gland
cup of infinite pencils	Off-Hand Item	25-30	Always		175 Mus	100%	Meat from Monsters +15%
double-ice box	Off-Hand Item	10-20	Always		20 Mys	100%	All Spells Cast Are Cold Spell Damage +10%
smirking shrunken head	Off-Hand Item	3-5	Always		70 Mys	100%
Dinsey's radar dish	Off-Hand Item	Varied	Always		100 Mus	100%	Damage increases each round
bottle opener belt buckle	Accessory	3-4	Always		65 Mys	Sometimes	Enchantment claims Damages Attacking Opponent; acts even if opponent misses.
Curse of the Black Pearl Onion	Effect (Food)	20-30 (+20-30)	1 turn	Item Loss, 1 Full	None	100%	Obtained from eating cursed black pearl onion
Bone Homie	Effect	10-20	20 turns		None	100%	Obtained from Stabonic scroll Obtainable only once a day
Rouse Sapling	Skill	Varied	1 turn	15 MP	22 Mox	4 rounds	Enabled by wearing a willowy bonnet Once per combat only Does no damage on cast, then 15, 30, 45, and 60 damage in subsequent rounds
Poison Damage	Various	Various		Various	None	Various	Poison damage can come from many different sources, and damage diminishes each turn unless a new form of poison is introduced.
Curse of Vichyssoise	Skill	Varied	1 turn	2 MP	None	100%	Sauceror Level 1 skill Does 2-3 damage every round, plus 2 damage per Cold Resistance, capped at +5 Cold Resist Only one Sauce Curse can be cast per fight
Curse of Marinara	Skill	Varied	1 turn	4 MP	None	100%	Sauceror Level 6 skill Does ~3% of the monster's attack in damage each round, healing you for the same amount As a Sauceror, defeating the monster with a spell heals you for 30% of the spell's damage, capped at 50 HP Only one Sauce Curse can be cast per fight
Sing	Skill	2-3	1 turn	1 MP	None	100%	AT starter skill Does 2-3 damage on cast, and passive damage the next two rounds
Mr. Haggis	Off-Hand Item	4-5	Always			100%
old-school calculator watch	Accessory	1-2	Always			?	This item chooses a random action every round and may cause damage of any element, delevel, heal, or provide money.
dubious loincloth	Pants	Sleaze 40-50	Always		200 Mox	100%
muddy skirt	Pants	Stench 40-50	Always		200 Mox	100%
Long Live GORF	Effect (Food)	45-55?	3 turn	Item Loss, 1 Full	None	100%	Obtained from eating bag of GORF
sawblade fragment	Combat Item	Decaying	1 turn	Item Loss	None	100%	Decaying damage bypasses Physical Resistance
Stringozzi Serpent	Skill	Varied	1 turn	13 MP	None	Varied	Does diminishing damage per round, until damage < 1
Candycaine powder	Combat Item	Varied	1 turn	Item Loss	None	100%	Damage increases as an exponential function of combat rounds elapsed and number of pouches of candycaine powder used
pufferfish spine	Combat Item	Varied	1 turn	Item Loss	None	100%	Damage increases as an exponential function of combat rounds elapsed and spines used Although it is called a poison, it is calculated separately from other poisons in effect
jigsaw blade	Combat Item	18-20	1 turn	Item Loss	None	100%	Also deals 10-20 damage on initial use
jagged scrap metal	Combat Item	18-32	1 turn	Item Loss	None	100%	Deals 20-30 damage on initial use; recurring damage is equal to initial damage +/- 2
Hand in Glove	Accessory	10-20% of Smithness	Always		None	100%
Groll doll	Accessory	3-5, 3-5, 3-5, or 3-5	Always		None	60%	If he doesn't do damage, he will delevel your foe by 3-5 Attack and Defense or heal 3-5 of your HP.
molten scrap metal	Combat Item	Varied	1 turn	Item Loss	None	3 rounds	Deals 20-30 damage twice in initial round; diminishing Hot Damage recurs for two additional rounds.
possessed tomato	Combat Item	6-8	1 turn	Item loss	None	100%
hand grenegg	Combat Item	6-8	1 turn	Item loss	None	100%
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	Combat Item	6-8	1 turn	Item loss	None	100%
Burning, Man	Effect	80-100	30 turns	3 thin black candles, 1 scroll of AFUE	Summoning Chamber accessible, demon name obtained from sinister ancient tablet	100%	Also damages player, unless the demon tattoo is exposed
Biologically Shocked	Effect	80-100 or 80-100	20 turns	Item Loss	None	50%	Obtained from using glowing syringe After each round of combat, does one extra effect: 80-100 Hot Damage 80-100 Cold Damage Stunning Delevel
Goldenshöwer	Skill	10-20	Always			100%	Must have bottle of Goldschnöckered equipped
spooky alphabet block	Combat Item	???	1 turn	Item loss	None	100%	One possible effect of the blocks Must have at least 5 in inventory; 1 block is consumed
stapler bear	Off-Hand Item	3-5	Always		None	100%	Muscle+5
paint bomb	Combat Item	5-10 (+5-10) (+5-10) (+5-10) (+5-10)	Always	Item loss	None	100%
ant hoe	Familiar Equipment	10-12	Always		None	40%	Does not interfere with regular familiar function +10-15 Meat from Monsters
ant pick	Familiar Equipment	10-12	Always		None	40%	Does not interfere with regular familiar function +10-15 Meat from Monsters
ant pitchfork	Familiar Equipment	10-12	Always		None	40%	Does not interfere with regular familiar function +10-15 Meat from Monsters
ant rake	Familiar Equipment	10-12	Always		None	40%	Does not interfere with regular familiar function +10-15 Meat from Monsters
ant sickle	Familiar Equipment	10-12	Always		None	40%	Does not interfere with regular familiar function +10-15 Meat from Monsters
fishy wand	Familiar Equipment	50-100	Always		None	?	Acts only underwater and for Water-breathing familiars only In combat, can sometimes: Do physical/elemental damage Steal Meat Stun Delevel
moveable feast	Familiar Equipment	0.5 to 1x weight	Always		None	~35%	Does not interfere with regular familiar function Damage is chosen from element/physical that would do the most final damage +1 to Familiar Experience +5 to Familiar Weight
oversized fish scaler	Familiar Equipment	25-30	Always		None	33%	Does not interfere with regular familiar function
plastic pumpkin bucket	Familiar Equipment	0.5 to 1x weight	Always		None	~35%	Does not interfere with regular familiar function Damage is chosen from element/physical that would do the most final damage +5 to Familiar Weight +13% Items from Monsters
tiny bowler	Familiar Equipment	10-12	Always		None	???	Damage is multipled against Group Monsters
pint of sweat	Combat Item	10-15 (+10-15)	Always	Item Loss	None	100%
EVISCERATE!	Effect	10-20	20 turns		None	100%	Obtained from wind-up Whatsian robot
Fangs and Pangs	Effect	5-10	20 turns		None	100%	Obtained from wind-up vampire teeth Also restores the same amount of HP
crazy hobo notebook	Combat Item	8-10	Always	Item Loss	None	100%	Deals damage to every monster you fight today in the zone where you used it
bag of gross foreign snacks	Combat Item	16-20	Always	Item Loss	None	100%	Deals damage to every monster you fight today in the zone where you used it
Stinkybeard	Effect	16-20	20 turns		None	100%	Obtained from beard incense
Permanent Halloween	Effect	16-20	10 turns		None	100%	Obtained from a spooky sound effects record
Barfpits	Effect	80-100	1 turn		None	100%	Obtained from monkey barf
nastygeist	Combat Item	16-20	Always	Item Loss	None	100%
Coal-Powered	Effect	20-30	20 turns		None	100%	Obtained from half-digested coal
small golem	Combat Item	10% monster HP	Always	Item Loss	None	100%	Damage is 10% of base monster HP, capped at 5000. Item is only consumed on its use in a sixth combat.
Frigidalmatian	Skill (Effect)	(35-45)+(0.35*Mys)	1 turn	300 MP	None	100%	Obtained from casting Frigidalmatian
broken BRICKO brick	Combat Item	50-100	Always	Item Loss	None	100%	Deals 500-1000 to BRICKO monsters
Soul Funk	Skill (Effect)	14-16??	10 turns	50 Soulsauce	Must be a Sauceror that knows Soul Saucery	100%	Obtained from casting Soul Funk
Summon Love Stinkbug	Skill	8-10 +(8-10)*	Always		Used a bottle of lovebug pheromones	100%	Effectiveness decreases with multiple uses in a day

Stinging Damage

These sources, when equipped or in effect, will cause additional damage to the opponent only if the opponent successfully attacks you. It is entirely possible that even if the stinging damage does enough damage to kill the opponent, you can still die and lose the combat from the opponent's attack. They are sorted in the order the game displays their messages.

Source	Source Type	Damage	Duration	Cost	Prereq	How Often	Notes
acid-squirting flower	Accessory	3-5	Always		10 Mys	100%
balloon shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	2-3	Always		10 Mus	100%	Damage Reduction: +3
double-ice cap	Hat	10-20	Always		20 Mox	100%	Also stuns the monster for the next round and only works once per fight
Drenched With Filth	Effect	40-50	20 turns	Item Loss	None	100%	Obtained from concentrated garbage juice +75 Stench Damage
ironic oversized sunglasses	Accessory	8-10	Always		5 Mys	100%
hippy protest button	Accessory	7-9	Always		65 Mys	100%
hot plate	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	2-4	Always		15 Mus	100%	Damage Reduction: +3 +3 Hot Damage
Ol' Scratch's stove door	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	40-50	Always		200 Mus	100%	Damage Reduction: +15 +20 Hot Damage
Oscus's garbage can lid	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	40-50	Always		200 Mus	100%	Damage Reduction: +15 +20 Stench Damage
Unkillable Skeleton's shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	100 + (10*X)	Always		100 Mus	100%	Serious Resistance to All Elements (+3) Maximum MP -300 X is your total Skill MP Cost Modifiers.
parasitic headgnawer	Hat	Varied	Always		None	100%	Varies based on player level and Yuletide Mutations
Stuck-Up Hair	Effect	2-4?	5 turns	1 plasma ball charge	None	?	Obtained by resting with a blue plasma ball
Psalm of Pointiness	Skill (AT Buff)	4-8	5-15 turns	15 MP	None	100%	Also delevels 1-5ML when player is hit
Jalapeño Saucesphere	Skill (S Buff)	1-5	5-15 turns	5 MP	None	100%	Sauce spells restore HP
Scarysauce	Skill (S Buff)	2-10	5-15 turns	10 MP	None	100%	So-So Cold and Sleaze Resistance
cannonball charrrm bracelet	Accessory	100-120	Always		80 Mys	25%	Causes 10-18 points of player damage on activation
Jabañero Saucesphere	Effect	1-5	Special		None	100%	No longer castable; effect attainable through hookah et al.
groovy prism necklace	Accessory	5 (+5) (+5) (+5) (+5)	Always		60 Mys	50%
eelskin pants	Pants	30-40*	Always		85 Mox	100%	Passive damage underwater adventuring only Mysticality +5%
eelskin hat	Hat	30-40*	Always		85 Mys	100%	Passive damage underwater adventuring only Bonus Spell Damage +15%
eelskin shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	30-40*	Always		85 Mus	100%	Passive damage underwater adventuring only Maximum HP +55 Maximum MP +55 Damage Reduction: +13
spiky turtle shoulderpads	Accessory	5-10	Always		50 Mus	100%	Does damage twice. Damage Absorption +75
It's Electric!	Effect	30-40*	15 turns	Item Loss	None	100%	Obtained from eel battery Damage is 60-80 for underwater adventuring
Summon Mayfly Swarm	Skill	Varied	1 turn		None	?	Enabled by wearing a mayfly bait necklace Passive damage is one of many effects of the swarm (see article)
Smokin'	Effect	6-8	10 turns	Item Loss	None	100%	Obtained from cheap cigar butt

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