The Grand Poo-Bah

	Name:	The Grand Poo-Bah
	Age:	Under the Hill
	Gender:	Fella
	Height:	Penguinesque
	Weight:	Lithe
	Alignment:	Unpleasant
	Hair Color:	Midnight
	Eye Color:	Cornflower
	Record:	# / #

The Grand Poo-Bah used to be an unassuming grocery store clerk until he was called upon to join a mysterious religious sect known as the Knights Templers. The Templers are rumored to be the behind-the-scenes rulers of most of the goings-on in the Kingdom. Most of their in-front-of-the-scenes activities consist of driving around in tiny little cars and throwing candy at people, for some reason. The Templers believe that the soft spots on either side of their head are sacred and private, and therefore wear funny little hats to cover them.

Poo-Bah's fighting style can best be described as dirty. Dirrrrty, even. He's not above using anything in and around the ring as a weapon - water buckets, stools, spectators, you name it. He also uses the marks of his religous sect as tools of destruction. It has never been said of him that there is no sects in his violence.

Despite his seedy reputation and small stature, The Grand Poo-Bah is never without an entourage of adoring friends, fans, and hangers-on. Being an arrogant little prick is no handicap in the world of Kingdom Wrestling, provided you're an arrogant little prick who wins matches.

Notes

• The Grand Poo-Bah is one of John Wilke's KWE wrestlers.
• If you give him gifts, he will happily respond.

References

• The fact that The Grand Poo-Bah used to be a grocery clerk may reference the Simpsons character Apu.
• The Knights Templers is a reference to the Knights Templar, a Christian sect shrouded in mystery and conspiracy theories.
• The activities of the Templers refer to the Shriners, a group often seen in parades, driving small cars and wearing fezzes.
• The "funny little hats" refer to the fez, a personal favorite of Boozerbear.
• The Grand Poo-Bah is a well-known character in Al Perkins's book,"Tubby and the Poo-Bah"