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==Pockets==
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===Demon Name===
My proposal for [[What has it got in its pocketses?/contents]]:


"This pocket contains a scrap of paper that reads: (clue)"
==Free Fights==


These clues are randomized per player and per ascension. Together, and with spaces in place of underscores, the syllables spell out a [[Summoning Chamber|demon name]].
These pockets initiate a [[free fights|free fight]]. Monsters fought in this way are uncopyable.


{| class="wikitable"
{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Pocket!!Clue
!Pocket!!Monster!!Text
|-
|30||[[bookbat]]||Look, it's a book. Attacking you!
|-
|47||[[dairy goat]]||A dairy goat pops out of your pocket and looks ready to rumble.
|-
|136||[[Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman]]||The knob goblin guarding that pocket is not going to let you in without a fight.
|-
|143||[[dirty old lihc]]||Nothing is creepier than having a dirty old man pop out of your shorts. Well, except what just happened, where the man is a lihc and it wants to kill you.
|-
|191||[[batrat]]||Ahhh, a batrat flies out of your pocket and starts pestering you. Swat that thing.
|-
|220||[[lobsterfrogman]]||You pull a strange lobster, frog, and man hybrid out of your pocket and it lumbers angrily towards you, snapping its claws.
|-
|235||[[modern zmobie]]||These shorts must be pretty new, because the zmobie that pops out to fight you looks pretty modern.
|-
|250||[[Blooper]]||Bloop. Bloop. A strangely angular white squid floats out of your pocket while making a strange noise.
|-
|267||[[creepy clown]]||Remember that common childhood dream that a creepy clown is hiding in the pocket of your pants? Now it's your reality.
|-
|279||[[Hellion]]||A hellion floats out of your pocket and looks all charged up for a fight.
|-
|299||[[Knob Goblin Harem Girl]]||Apparently there's a Knob Goblin Harem Girl in your pocket, and she is not happy to see you.
|-
|-
|373||FPQ: (first syllable)
|306||[[big creepy spider]]||Yikes! There's a spider in your pocket!
|-
|-
|222||EIF: (second syllable)_
|317||[[Camel's Toe]]||Normally you can't see the camel toe in a pocket (it's normally in the sky) so you better take care of this one
|-
|-
|7||ESUQQ: (third syllable)
|363||[[pufferfish]]||Ouch. You reach into your pocket and jab yourself on the spine of a pufferfish. A pufferfish that is somehow thriving in the air and attacking you.
|-
|-
|602||XFAU: (fourth syllable)_
|383||[[Skinflute]]||A pocket is not where you should be keeping your skinflute. But someone did, and now it's coming after you.
|-
|-
|172||XTNQ: (fifth syllable)
|402||[[Fruit Golem]]||Nice, pocket fruit.... whoa, wait a minute. Why is the fruit attacking you?
|-
|-
|251||OTC: (sixth syllable)
|425||[[eXtreme Orcish snowboarder]]||The orchish snowboarder in your pocket is extremely confused about how he went from shredding the mountain to shredding in your pocket, and is not happy about it.
|-
|-
|282||OQNQP: (seventh syllable)
|428||[[Mob Penguin Thug]]||You reach into your pocket to see what's inside, and instead feel someone start pounding on your knuckles. Looks like you're going ot have to deal with this guy.
|}
 
===Meat Puzzle===
 
"You pull a note out of your pocket. It's wrapped around a pile of meat."
 
These pockets each contain some meat and a crossword-style clue.
 
Solving the puzzle yielded a topic to ask [[Grandpa]] about.
 
{| class="wikitable"
!Pocket!!Clue!!Meat
|-
|-
|577||To enrage, anger or annoy||118
|443||[[War Hippy (space) cadet]]||The hippy cadet in your pocket apparently meditated so hard that he transcended time and space and ended up in your pocket and kinda perturbed.
|-
|-
|149||A bittersweet longing for people or things from the past||245
|448||[[completely different spider]]||Egad! There's a completely different spider in your pocket!
|-
|-
|115||Perilous or likely to do harm||351
|452||[[pygmy shaman]]||There's a tiny shaman and a cloud of mystical smoke inside your pocket. You can tell by his angry scowl that he's ready for a fight.
|-
|-
|139||Overflowing with enthusiasm||451
|490||[[Booze Giant]]||The interior of these pockets must be huge. You just reached in and pulled out a booze giant. And now he's reaching out to stab you with a broken bottle.
|-
|-
|554||An instrument composed of wooden bars played with two small mallets||566
|565||[[mountain man]]||There's a bunch of rocks in this pocket. Oh, wait, no. Those rocks are a some sort of animated mountain of death.
|-
|-
|504||A larval insect that burrows into and feeds on the internal<br>tissue of the principal photosynthetic organ of plants||678
|568||[[War Pledge]]||A frat orc war pledge hid in the pocket of his own cargo shorts to escape patrol duty and he's not happy to have been discovered.
|-
|-
|54||One guilty of the wrongful performance of a normally lawful act||725
|589||[[Green Ops Soldier]]||A cloud of green smoke oozes from your pocket and it's hard to tell
|-
|-
|484||A beating with a cane made of the thin pliable stems of a climbing palm||872
|646||[[1335 HaXx0r]]||Whoa, some leet hackz0r has gotten into your pocket!
|-
|-
|621||Being at the level of the narrowest part of the torso||917
|666||[[smut orc pervert]]||Oh no, it's super creepy to discover there was a smut orc pervert in your pocket. And now they want to beat you up.
|}
|}


===Waterlogged Cipher===
==Stat Gains==


"This pocket contains a waterlogged scrap of paper that reads: (ciphertext)"
These pockets immediately grant some substat points.


These pockets each contain half a line of a poem presented in ciphertext.
{| class="wikitable sortable"
 
!Pocket!!Mus!!Mys!!Mox!!Text
Solving the puzzle yielded a topic to ask [[Grandpa]] about.
|-
 
|1||100||100||100||Your body is pulled into your pocket and you emerge in a dimension where you are slightly better at everything.
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!Pocket!!Ciphertext!!Plaintext
|12||80||80||120||The flaps of the pocket attempt to clamp down on your hand, but you sneakily pull your hand out. The tiny toothmarks glow strangely for a moment. You feel good.
|-
|37||||250||||Phew, that pocket really required some focus to open. Sometimes the journey is the reward.
|-
|40||200||30||25||Oh, a dumbbell. You do some squats and really level up!
|-
|52||250||67||||You pull out a mystical tennis ball and squeeze it 200 times before tossing it away.
|-
|69||120||112||90||The flaps of the pocket attempt to clamp down on your hand, but you strongly pull your hand out. The tiny toothmarks glow weirdly for a moment. You feel healthy.
|-
|103||70||140||40||You pull a skull out of your pocket. It teaches you mysetries of the universe and some great 5 minute workout routines
|-
|133||50||150||50||Your handle tingles as a a surge of magic and ability surges out of the pocket.
|-
|-
|82||FORPL QDL QDMOQLLV XRMZJOX ALOL||Brave the thirteen sailors were
|161||250||||||Wow, that pocket was incredibly hard to open. Sometimes the journey is the reward.
|-
|-
|531||QDJKTD ALQ FLDMVC QDL LROX||Though wet behind the ears
|176||30||200||25||Oh, a book. You study some ancient runes and really level up!
|-
|-
|246||LGFROUMVT JV QDRQ QKLXCRI HJO||Embarking on that tuesday for
|182||30||30||200||A tiny demon pops out of your pocket and starts to follow you. You trick him into goin [sic] away with your wiles.
|-
|-
|108||R PJIRTL JH QAJ ILROX||A voyage of two years
|183||||200||50||You pull out a set of magical juggling balls and perform 200 jugs before you drop one and they disappear in a puff of smoke.
|-
|-
|632||VJ FZRSU SRQ SOJXXLC QDL TOLRQ XDMW'X WRQD||No black cat crossed the great ship's path
|194||||130||130||A little book in this pocket describes how best to gain mystical power and panache. Neat-o!
|-
|-
|245||VJ CMOL SOJA SRALC MQX VRGL||No dire crow cawed its name
|205||40||70||140||You pull a small card from your pocket, "You are moxious and people like you." True!
|-
|-
|45||QDL XQROX ALOL OMTDQ, QDL DJZC ARX QMTDQ||The stars were right, the hold was tight
|210||30||200||30||A hellish spirit wooshes out of the pocket and starts haunting you. You banish him with your strength of will.
|-
|-
|640||QDL XLR KVSJGGJV QRGL||The sea uncommon tame
|225||120||90||80||A box of cereal endorsed by an athlete? You've got to eat that. Whoa, it worked.
|-
|-
|623||DJA HJOQKVLX XDMHQ, HJO QDKOXCRI'X TMHQ:||How fortunes shift, for thursday's gift:
|277||||||250||Geesh, that pocket was quite tricky to open. Sometimes the journey is the reward.
|-
|-
|444||QDL QJA'OMVT GRXQ XQJOG-DLAV||The tow'ring mast storm-hewn
|283||40||140||70||"Did anyone misplaces their mysticallity and other attributes," you call out when you discover the contents of this pocket. No, I guess it's yours then.
|-
|-
|628||M CJ VJQ, XRMC QDL VRPMTRQJO||I do not, said the navigator
|291||140||70||40||You pull out a weird coin from your pocket with a note. "Heads, you'll gain power. Tails, you'll die." No biggie.... ... ... .. Heads, phew.
|-
|-
|561||OLSJTVMYL QDRQ GJJV||Recognize that moon
|358||139||130||||A tiny scroll in this pocket describes how best to gain strength and magical power. Handy!
|-
|-
|457||SJGWRXX ADMOZMVT, XRMZX KVHKOZMVT||Compass whirling, sails unfurling
|378||50||50||150||Your handle twitches as a a surge of guile and ability surges out of the pocket.
|-
|-
|658||GRMV CLSU XZMSU AMQD ARPLX||Main deck slick with waves
|421||70||40||140||Whoa, there's a lot of moxie, some strength, and a tad of magic in this pocket.
|-
|-
|502||XQORVTL XLRX, MQ XLLGX, QDL SRWQRMV ADLLYLC||Strange seas, it seems, the captain wheezed
|454||130||||130||A short pamphlet in this pocket describes how best to gain muscles and moxie. Handy!
|-
|-
|375||ROL RWQ QJ FL JKO TORPLX||Are apt to be our graves
|459||80||120||80||"Drink Me," reads the label. "Ok, random cup I pulled from my pocket filled with a glowly liquid," you think, "You're the boss!"
|-
|-
|181||QDL XUI RVC ARQLO XDROLC JVL HRSL||The sky and water shared one face
|468||150||75||50||Your handle throbs as a a surge of strength and ability surges out of the pocket.
|-
|-
|520||QDRQ XVLLOLC AMQD ZMTDQVMVT QLLQD||That sneered with lightning teeth
|500||90||80||120||A glowing pill? Why not. That felt good.
|-
|-
|405||R ORTMVT SISZJVL GMOOJOMVT||A raging cyclone mirroring
|515||140||40||105||"I wish I were stronger, more moxious and bit more magical," you tell the tiny fairy you pull from your pocket. Poof!
|-
|-
|540||QDL XAMOZMVT WJJZ FLVLRQD||The swirling pool beneath
|545||200||30||30||A demonic monkey leaps out and clings to your back. You wrestle him to the ground and leave him there
|-
|-
|153||OLLU JH JYJVL, FOMGXQJVL XQMVUMVT||Reek of ozone, brimstone stinking
|585||90||120||90||The flaps of the pocket attempt to clamp down on your hand, but you wisely pull your hand out. The tiny toothmarks glow strangely for a moment. You feel empowered.
|-
|-
|330||[WJLG SKQ JHH FI XDMW XMVUMVT]||[Poem cut off by ship sinking]
|606||50||||200||You pull out a super heavy accordion and play 200 bars of polka before it crumbles to dust.
|}
 
===Desk Bells===
 
These pockets each produce an item which can be used to fight a monster not found anywhere else.
 
{| class="wikitable"
!Pocket!!Item!!Monster
|- title="Hot, a bell!'
|517||[[sizzling desk bell]]||[[Burning Daughter]]
|- title="Yuck, a bell!'
|533||[[greasy desk bell]]||[[Astrologer of Shub-Jigguwatt]]
|- title="Cool, a bell!'
|587||[[frost-rimed desk bell]]||[[Herald of Fridgr]]
|- title="Weird, a bell!'
|590||[[uncanny desk bell]]||[[Tentacle of Sssshhsssblllrrggghsssssggggrrgglsssshhssslblgl]]
|- title="Ew, a bell!'
|653||[[nasty desk bell]]||[[Chosen of Yog-Urt]]
|}
|}


===Free Fights===
==Effects==
 
These pockets initiate a [[free fights|free fight]]. Monsters fought in this way are uncopyable.
 
{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Pocket!!Monster
|- title="Look, it's a book. Attacking you!"
|30||[[bookbat]]
|- title="A dairy goat pops out of your pocket and looks ready to rumble."
|47||[[dairy goat]]
|- title="The knob goblin guarding that pocket is not going to let you in without a fight."
|136||[[Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman]]
|- title="Nothing is creepier than having a dirty old man pop out of your shorts. Well, except what just happened, where the man is a lihc and it wants to kill you."
|143||[[dirty old lihc]]
|- title="Ahhh, a batrat flies out of your pocket and starts pestering you. Swat that thing."
|191||[[batrat]]
|- title="You pull a strange lobster, frog, and man hybrid out of your pocket and it lumbers angrily towards you, snapping its claws."
|220||[[lobsterfrogman]]
|- title="These shorts must be pretty new, because the zmobie that pops out to fight you looks pretty modern."
|235||[[modern zmobie]]
|- title="Bloop. Bloop. A strangely angular white squid floats out of your pocket while making a strange noise."
|250||[[Blooper]]
|- title="Remember that common childhood dream that a creepy clown is hiding in the pocket of your pants? Now it's your reality."
|267||[[creepy clown]]
|- title="A hellion floats out of your pocket and looks all charged up for a fight."
|279||[[Hellion]]
|- title="Apparently there's a Knob Goblin Harem Girl in your pocket, and she is not happy to see you."
|299||[[Knob Goblin Harem Girl]]
|- title="Yikes! There's a spider in your pocket!"
|306||[[big creepy spider]]
|- title="Normally you can't see the camel toe in a pocket (it's normally in the sky)<br>so you better take care of this one"
|317||[[Camel's Toe]]
|- title="Ouch. You reach into your pocket and jab yourself on the spine of a pufferfish. A pufferfish that is somehow thriving in the air and attacking you."
|363||[[pufferfish]]
|- title="A pocket is not where you should be keeping your skinflute. But someone did, and now it's coming after you."
|383||[[Skinflute]]
|- title="Nice, pocket fruit.... whoa, wait a minute. Why is the fruit attacking you?"
|402||[[Fruit Golem]]
|- title="The orchish snowboarder in your pocket is extremely confused about how he went from shredding the mountain to shredding in your pocket, and is not happy about it."
|425||[[eXtreme Orcish snowboarder]]
|- title="You reach into your pocket to see what's inside, and instead feel someone start pounding on your knuckles. Looks like you're going ot have to deal with this guy."
|428||[[Mob Penguin Thug]]
|- title="The hippy cadet in your pocket apparently meditated so hard that he transcended time and space and ended up in your pocket and kinda perturbed."
|443||[[War Hippy (space) cadet]]
|- title="Egad! There's a completely different spider in your pocket!"
|448||[[completely different spider]]
|- title="There's a tiny shaman and a cloud of mystical smoke inside your pocket. You can tell by his angry scowl that he's ready for a fight."
|452||[[pygmy shaman]]
|- title="The interior of these pockets must be huge. You just reached in and pulled out a booze giant. And now he's reaching out to stab you with a broken bottle."
|490||[[Booze Giant]]
|- title="There's a bunch of rocks in this pocket. Oh, wait, no. Those rocks are a some sort of animated mountain of death."
|565||[[mountain man]]
|- title="A frat orc war pledge hid in the pocket of his own cargo shorts to escape patrol duty and he's not happy to have been discovered."
|568||[[War Pledge]]
|- title="A cloud of green smoke oozes from your pocket and it's hard to tell"
|589||[[Green Ops Soldier]]
|- title="Whoa, some leet hackz0r has gotten into your pocket!"
|646||[[1335 HaXx0r]]
|- title="Oh no, it's super creepy to discover there was a smut orc pervert in your pocket. And now they want to beat you up."
|666||[[smut orc pervert]]
|}
 
===Stat Gains===
 
These pockets immediately grant some substat points.
 
{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Pocket!!Mus!!Mys!!Mox
|- title="Your body is pulled into your pocket and you emerge in a dimension where you are slightly better at everything."
|1||100||100||100
|- title="The flaps of the pocket attempt to clamp down on your hand, but you sneakily pull your hand out. The tiny toothmarks glow strangely for a moment. You feel good."
|12||80||80||120
|- title="Phew, that pocket really required some focus to open. Sometimes the journey is the reward."
|37||||250||
|- title="Oh, a dumbbell. You do some squats and really level up!"
|40||200||30||25
|- title="You pull out a mystical tennis ball and squeeze it 200 times before tossing it away."
|52||250||67||
|- title="The flaps of the pocket attempt to clamp down on your hand, but you strongly pull your hand out. The tiny toothmarks glow weirdly for a moment. You feel healthy."
|69||120||112||90
|- title="You pull a skull out of your pocket. It teaches you mysetries of the universe and some great 5 minute workout routines"
|103||70||140||40
|- title="Your handle tingles as a a surge of magic and ability surges out of the pocket."
|133||50||150||50
|- title="Wow, that pocket was incredibly hard to open. Sometimes the journey is the reward."
|161||250||||
|- title="Oh, a book. You study some ancient runes and really level up!"
|176||30||200||25
|- title="A tiny demon pops out of your pocket and starts to follow you. You trick him into goin [sic] away with your wiles."
|182||30||30||200
|- title="You pull out a set of magical juggling balls and perform 200 jugs before you drop one and they disappear in a puff of smoke."
|183||||200||50
|- title="A little book in this pocket describes how best to gain mystical power and panache. Neat-o!"
|194||||130||130
|- title="You pull a small card from your pocket, &quot;You are moxious and people like you.&quot; True!"
|205||40||70||140
|- title="A hellish spirit wooshes out of the pocket and starts haunting you. You banish him with your strength of will."
|210||30||200||30
|- title="A box of cereal endorsed by an athlete? You've got to eat that. Whoa, it worked."
|225||120||90||80
|- title="Geesh, that pocket was quite tricky to open. Sometimes the journey is the reward."
|277||||||250
|- title=""Did anyone misplaces their mysticallity and other attributes,&quot; you call out when you discover the contents of this pocket. No, I guess it's yours then."
|283||40||140||70
|- title="You pull out a weird coin from your pocket with a note. &quot;Heads, you'll gain power. Tails, you'll die.&quot; No biggie.... ... ... .. Heads, phew."
|291||140||70||40
|- title="A tiny scroll in this pocket describes how best to gain strength and magical power. Handy!"
|358||139||130||
|- title="Your handle twitches as a a surge of guile and ability surges out of the pocket."
|378||50||50||150
|- title="Whoa, there's a lot of moxie, some strength, and a tad of magic in this pocket."
|421||70||40||140
|- title="A short pamphlet in this pocket describes how best to gain muscles and moxie. Handy!"
|454||130||||130
|- title=""Drink Me,&quot; reads the label. &quot;Ok, random cup I pulled from my pocket filled with a glowly liquid,&quot; you think, &quot;You're the boss!""
|459||80||120||80
|- title="Your handle throbs as a a surge of strength and ability surges out of the pocket."
|468||150||75||50
|- title="A glowing pill? Why not. That felt good."
|500||90||80||120
|- title=""I wish I were stronger, more moxious and bit more magical,&quot; you tell the tiny fairy you pull from your pocket. Poof!"
|515||140||40||105
|- title="A demonic monkey leaps out and clings to your back. You wrestle him to the ground and leave him there"
|545||200||30||30
|- title="The flaps of the pocket attempt to clamp down on your hand, but you wisely pull your hand out. The tiny toothmarks glow strangely for a moment. You feel empowered."
|585||90||120||90
|- title="You pull out a super heavy accordion and play 200 bars of polka before it crumbles to dust."
|606||50||||200
|}
 
===Effects===


{| class="wikitable sortable"
{| class="wikitable sortable"
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|296||♫ [[Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude]] (20)||You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
|296||♫ [[Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude]] (20)||You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
|-
|-
|440||[[Also Schmeckt Zarathustra]] (50)||You find a small bag of odd potato chips and munch your way through it without even thinking.  
|440||[[Also Schmeckt Zarathustra]] (50)||You find a small bag of odd potato chips and munch your way through it without even thinking.
|-
|-
|644||[[Ancestral Disapproval]] (80)||You find a letter from your great-great-grandfather, read it, and then get depressed.
|644||[[Ancestral Disapproval]] (80)||You find a letter from your great-great-grandfather, read it, and then get depressed.
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|263||[[Celestial Sheen]] (50)||This pocket is very deep and very full of some kind of weird oil.
|263||[[Celestial Sheen]] (50)||This pocket is very deep and very full of some kind of weird oil.
|-
|-
|655||[[Charrrming]] (80)||You discover a wadded up pirate pamphlet which you quickly read and then discard.  
|655||[[Charrrming]] (80)||You discover a wadded up pirate pamphlet which you quickly read and then discard.
|-
|-
|236||[[Chocolate Reign]] (80)||Chocolate pocket!
|236||[[Chocolate Reign]] (80)||Chocolate pocket!
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|482||[[Discomfited]] (30)<br>[[Cholestoriffic]] (10)||You pull out a candy. It's one of those juice filled ones. The ouside tastes weird, some weird spice... but the inside will. Oh, god. It's filled with grease.
|482||[[Discomfited]] (30)<br>[[Cholestoriffic]] (10)||You pull out a candy. It's one of those juice filled ones. The ouside tastes weird, some weird spice... but the inside will. Oh, god. It's filled with grease.
|-
|-
|228||[[Discomfited]] (30)<br>[[Fire Down Below]] (10)||Fennel and Cinnamon Suck 'Ems, the new rage in the old folks home. Yum.  
|228||[[Discomfited]] (30)<br>[[Fire Down Below]] (10)||Fennel and Cinnamon Suck 'Ems, the new rage in the old folks home. Yum.
|-
|-
|288||[[Discomfited]] (30)<br>[[Refuse Reflux]] (10)||Popping the candies you found in your pocket may have been a mistake. Fennel and Garbage do not compliment each other.
|288||[[Discomfited]] (30)<br>[[Refuse Reflux]] (10)||Popping the candies you found in your pocket may have been a mistake. Fennel and Garbage do not compliment each other.
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|497||[[Dweeby]] (40)<br>[[The Style... of the Future]] (20)||Maybe your enhanced brainpower will stop you from automatically eating whatever candy you find in the next pocket you open. Probably not.
|497||[[Dweeby]] (40)<br>[[The Style... of the Future]] (20)||Maybe your enhanced brainpower will stop you from automatically eating whatever candy you find in the next pocket you open. Probably not.
|-
|-
|528||[[Dweeby]] (40)<br>[[The Wisdom... of the Future]] (20)||The candy you found in your pocket has made you feel smart and wise!  
|528||[[Dweeby]] (40)<br>[[The Wisdom... of the Future]] (20)||The candy you found in your pocket has made you feel smart and wise!
|-
|-
|560||[[Dweeby]] (40)<br>[[Tundra Mouth]] (10)||You read the label (dweeb) on the chilly box of candy as you quickly eat it up.  
|560||[[Dweeby]] (40)<br>[[Tundra Mouth]] (10)||You read the label (dweeb) on the chilly box of candy as you quickly eat it up.
|-
|-
|328||[[Dweeby]] (80)||You find a small box of candy and you eat it without even looking at it.  
|328||[[Dweeby]] (80)||You find a small box of candy and you eat it without even looking at it.
|-
|-
|21||[[Extra-Thick Blood]] (40)<br>[[It's Soporiffic!]] (40)||You mash your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Tarnation!
|21||[[Extra-Thick Blood]] (40)<br>[[It's Soporiffic!]] (40)||You mash your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Tarnation!
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|464||[[Frosty Hand]] (20)||That pocket had a fudgesicle in it.
|464||[[Frosty Hand]] (20)||That pocket had a fudgesicle in it.
|-
|-
|535||[[Frosty Hand]] (20)||That pocket had a tiny model igloo in it.  
|535||[[Frosty Hand]] (20)||That pocket had a tiny model igloo in it.
|-
|-
|663||[[Frosty Hand]] (20)||The pocket was full of dry ice.
|663||[[Frosty Hand]] (20)||The pocket was full of dry ice.
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|159||[[Ocelot Eyes]]||Oh gross! It wasn't figurative after all!
|159||[[Ocelot Eyes]]||Oh gross! It wasn't figurative after all!
|-
|-
|242||♫ [[Ode to Booze]] (20)||You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.  
|242||♫ [[Ode to Booze]] (20)||You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
|-
|-
|645||[[Old School Pompadour]] (50)||You find some pomade, which you immediately brush through your hair. Niiiiice.
|645||[[Old School Pompadour]] (50)||You find some pomade, which you immediately brush through your hair. Niiiiice.
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|138||[[Spooky Hand]] (20)||Oh no! The pocket was full of ghosts!
|138||[[Spooky Hand]] (20)||Oh no! The pocket was full of ghosts!
|-
|-
|499||[[Spooky Hand]] (20)||That pocket contained a tiny vampire. It hisses at you before turning into a tiny bat and flying away.  
|499||[[Spooky Hand]] (20)||That pocket contained a tiny vampire. It hisses at you before turning into a tiny bat and flying away.
|-
|-
|23||[[Spooky Hand]] (20)||That pocket contains a chilling, ominous mist.
|23||[[Spooky Hand]] (20)||That pocket contains a chilling, ominous mist.
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|487||[[Vitamin-Maxed]] (40)<br>[[Fire Down Below]] (10)||A flaming handful of vitamins? Why not!
|487||[[Vitamin-Maxed]] (40)<br>[[Fire Down Below]] (10)||A flaming handful of vitamins? Why not!
|-
|-
|131||[[Vitamin-Maxed]] (40)<br>[[Refuse Reflux]] (10)||Let's see, pill, pill, garbage, pill, garbage? Two garbages and three pills a day keeps the doctor away, is what they say.  
|131||[[Vitamin-Maxed]] (40)<br>[[Refuse Reflux]] (10)||Let's see, pill, pill, garbage, pill, garbage? Two garbages and three pills a day keeps the doctor away, is what they say.
|-
|-
|610||[[Vitamin-Maxed]] (40)<br>[[Scariberi]] (10)||Bright red pills with tiny weird seeds, what could go wrong?
|610||[[Vitamin-Maxed]] (40)<br>[[Scariberi]] (10)||Bright red pills with tiny weird seeds, what could go wrong?
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|}
|}


===Items===
==Items==
 
===Desk Bells===
 
These pockets each produce an item which can be used to fight a monster not found anywhere else.
 
{| class="wikitable"
!Pocket!!Item!!Monster!!Text
|-
|517||[[sizzling desk bell]]||[[Burning Daughter]]||Hot, a bell!
|-
|533||[[greasy desk bell]]||[[Astrologer of Shub-Jigguwatt]]||Yuck, a bell!
|-
|587||[[frost-rimed desk bell]]||[[Herald of Fridgr]]||Cool, a bell!
|-
|590||[[uncanny desk bell]]||[[Tentacle of Sssshhsssblllrrggghsssssggggrrgglsssshhssslblgl]]||Weird, a bell!
|-
|653||[[nasty desk bell]]||[[Chosen of Yog-Urt]]||Ew, a bell!
|}
 
===Yeg's Motel===
 
{| class="wikitable"
!Pocket!!Item!!Text
|-
|121||[[Yeg's Motel alarm clock]]||A complimentary motel alarm clock.
|-
|409||[[Yeg's Motel ashtray]]||A motel ashtray? Weird.
|-
|218||[[Yeg's Motel bathrobe]]||A bathrobe stolen from a motel. How did that even fit in there?
|-
|322||[[Yeg's Motel disposable razor]]||A disposable razor with the name of a motel printed on it.
|-
|177||[[Yeg's Motel hand soap]]||One of those tiny bars of soap from a motel.
|-
|660||[[Yeg's Motel minibar key]]||A minibar key from a motel.
|-
|26||[[Yeg's Motel mouthwash]]||A little bottle of mouthwash.
|-
|439||[[Yeg's Motel pillow mint]]||A mint like they leave on the pillow at a motel.
|-
|642||[[Yeg's Motel sewing kit]]||A motel-branded sewing kit
|-
|84||[[Yeg's Motel shower cap]]||A shower cap from a motel bathroom.
|-
|132||[[Yeg's Motel slippers]]||A wadded-up pair of motel slippers.
|-
|130||[[Yeg's Motel stationery]]||A sheet of stationery from a motel.
|-
|284||[[Yeg's Motel toothbrush]]||A cheap toothbrush from a motel.
|}
 
===Chess Pieces===
 
{| class="wikitable"
!Pocket!!Item!!Text
|-
|567||[[alabaster bishop]]||Ooh, a chess piece!
|-
|523||[[alabaster king]]||Ooh, a chess piece!
|-
|275||[[alabaster knight]]||Ooh, a chess piece!
|-
|46||[[alabaster pawn]]||Ooh, a chess piece!
|-
|651||[[alabaster queen]]||Ooh, a chess piece!
|-
|111||[[alabaster rook]]||Ooh, a chess piece!
|-
|537||[[onyx bishop]]||Ooh, a chess piece!
|-
|88||[[onyx king]]||Ooh, a chess piece!
|-
|4||[[onyx knight]]||Ooh, a chess piece!
|-
|105||[[onyx pawn]]||Ooh, a chess piece!
|-
|506||[[onyx queen]]||Ooh, a chess piece!
|-
|197||[[onyx rook]]||Ooh, a chess piece!
|}
 
===Oyster Eggs===
 
{| class="wikitable"
!Pocket!!Item!!Text
|-
|335||[[black paisley oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|356||[[black plastic oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|618||[[black polka-dot oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|190||[[black striped oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|212||[[blue paisley oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|629||[[blue plastic oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|475||[[blue polka-dot oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|427||[[blue striped oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|661||[[lavender paisley oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|51||[[lavender plastic oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|574||[[lavender polka-dot oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|445||[[lavender striped oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|276||[[mauve paisley oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|255||[[mauve plastic oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|622||[[mauve polka-dot oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|453||[[mauve striped oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|14||[[off-white paisley oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|581||[[off-white plastic oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|473||[[off-white polka-dot oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|294||[[off-white striped oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|3||[[puce paisley oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|390||[[puce plastic oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|605||[[puce polka-dot oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|492||[[puce striped oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|308||[[red paisley oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|462||[[red plastic oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|534||[[red polka-dot oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|415||[[red striped oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|313||[[yellow paisley oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|223||[[yellow plastic oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|137||[[yellow polka-dot oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|-
|315||[[yellow striped oyster egg]]||Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|}
 
===Avatar Potions===
 
{| class="wikitable"
!Pocket!!Item!!Text
|-
|344||[[alien autoautopsy kit]]||Did someone leave a dissected alien in this pocket?
|-
|351||[[bucket of fish juice]]||How'd a bucket in there without tipping?
|-
|601||[[child-sized dracula cloak]]||Of course it's child-sized, how else would it fit in a pocket?
|-
|536||[[conjured ice cream]]||If you can conjure an ice cream cone, why would you need to put it in your pocket?
|-
|8||[[creepy nursery rhyme]]||Finally, a creepy lullabye to go with your creepy pants.
|-
|113||[[ectoplasm au jus]]||Must have been ghosts in this pocket.
|-
|411||[[eldritch dough]]||oh yeah, from the eldritch bakery down on 14th street.
|-
|498||[[enchanted muesli]]||It looks like ordinar muesli, but that's not likely to pop out of your occult pockets.
|-
|408||[[forest spirit rattle]]||You found the "oh yeah, I was going to try and summon some forest spirits," pocket.
|-
|348||[[glass of warm milk]]||Warm milk... is it warm on purpose or because someone left it out too long: Spooooky.
|-
|597||[[haunted flame]]||You can tell this flame is haunted... because you PULLED IT OUT OF YOUR POCKET.
|-
|407||[[Illuminati earpiece]]||Confirmed.
|-
|366||[[infrablack lipstick]]||Ah, that's where you left your lipstick.
|-
|495||[[ravenous eye]]||Gumball! Oh, wait.
|-
|55||[[red-hot jawbreaker]]||Oh... candy.
|-
|168||[[shamanic ham]]||Shamanic? I thought shamans and cultists don't mix.
|-
|354||[[Shivering Chèvre]]||This is no ordinary cheese.
|-
|616||[[skeletal banana]]||Well, this might be the least creepy skeleton to find in your pocket.
|-
|594||[[skeleton beans]]||Nothing like a can of skeleton beans when your our on the skeleton prarie, warmed over your skeleton fire.
|-
|476||[[Smart Bone Dust]]||Only the brightest bone dust for these pockets.
|-
|607||[[tiny canopic jar]]||Which organ do you think is in here?
|-
|303||[[tube of villain white]]||Hmm, a strange tube.
|-
|135||[[unholy water]]||Finally, you can perform that occult ritual you've been itching to try.
|-
|559||[[vial of swamp vapors]]||Always handy to have some swamp vapors around.
|}
 
===Chocolate Class Weapons===
 
{| class="wikitable"
!Pocket!!Item!!Text
|-
|430||[[chocolate disco ball]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|654||[[chocolate pasta spoon]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|438||[[chocolate saucepan]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|381||[[chocolate seal-clubbing club]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|189||[[chocolate stolen accordion]]||Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
|-
|477||[[chocolate turtle totem]]||Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
|}
 
===Food===
 
{| class="wikitable"
!Pocket!!Item!!Text
|-
|268||[[blackberry]]||Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
|-
|81||[[candy cane]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|570||[[cherry]]||Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
|-
|249||[[cranberries]]||Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
|-
|122||[[ghuol egg]]||Oh. It's an egg.
|-
|557||[[goat cheese]] (2)||I guess you planned on eating this later.
|-
|489||[[grapefruit]]||Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
|-
|413||[[grapes]]||Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case
|-
|17||[[Handful of nuts and berries]]||Ooh, pants snacks!
|-
|429||[[handful of walnuts]]||Ah, good. It's always nice to find some loose nuts.
|-
|65||[[kiwi]]||Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
|-
|474||[[kumquat]]||Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
|-
|33||[[lemon]]||Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
|-
|300||[[lime]]||Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
|-
|485||[[nanite-infested candy cane]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|29||[[orange]]||Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
|-
|41||[[papaya]]||Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
|-
|478||[[pigeon egg]]||Ah. An egg.
|-
|599||[[raspberry]]||Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
|-
|376||[[strawberry]]||Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
|-
|396||[[tangerine]]||Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
|}
 
===Booze===
 
{| class="wikitable"
!Pocket!!Item!!Text
|-
|233||[[Bottle of gin]]||Ooh, a secret stash of booze. For those long days.
|-
|426||[[bottle of rum ]]||Ooh, a secret stash of booze.
|-
|374||[[bottle of tequila]]||Ooh, a secret stash of booze. For when you have too many problems.
|-
|292||[[bottle of vodka]]||Ooh, a secret stash of booze. For those long mornings
|-
|327||[[bottle of whiskey]]||Ooh, a secret stash of booze. For those long nights
|-
|94||[[boxed wine]]||Ooh, a secret stash of booze. For when you don't have enough problems.
|-
|324||[[flask of moonshine]]||Oh, goodie, travellin' booze.
|}
 
===Meat Producing===
 
{| class="wikitable"
!Pocket!!Item!!Text||Notes
|-
|141||[[ancient vinyl coin purse]]||Some child apparently left a coin purse in your shorts.||650-750 meat.
|-
|338||[[black pension check]]||You find a wadded up check in the bottom of the pocket.||400-450 meat.
|-
|157||[[collection of tiny spooky objects]]||There's a whole bunch of scary stuff in this pocket!||100-1000 meat.
|-
|281||[[CSA discount card]]||Somebody left an old discount card in this pocket.||300 meat.
|-
|600||[[cursed piece of thirteen]]||Ooh, an old cursed pirate coin!||500-1000 meat or, rarely, fight a [[scary pirate]].
|-
|38||[[fat wallet]]||Oh hey, it's somebody's wallet. And you're somebody!||350-450 meat.
|-
|512||[[Gathered Meat-Clip]]||This pocket contains a big clip of Meat!||420-620 meat.
|-
|109||[[handful of tips]]||Somebody left a handful of loose cash and coins in here!||300-400 meat or lose ~20,000 meat.
|-
|419||[[old coin purse]]||Huh, somebody left an old coin purse in this pocket.||450-550 meat.
|-
|417||[[old leather wallet]]||Hey, somebody left their wallet in your other pants!||400-600 meat.
|-
|434||[[Warm Subject gift certificate]]||You find a gift certificate to... ah. Warm Subject. Great.||400-500 meat or a [[goth kid t-shirt]].
|}
 
===Potions===
 
{| class="wikitable"
!Pocket!!Item!!Text
|-
|262||[[8-bit banana]]||Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
|-
|146||[[abandoned candy]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|22||[[Aerheads]]||Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
|-
|431||[[alphabet gum]]||Ooh, it's candy. Sweet
|-
|580||[[Angry Farmer's Wife Candy]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|63||[[Atomic Pop]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|399||[[Bit O' Ectoplasm]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|79||[[Bit O' Quail Spleen]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|353||[[bone bons]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|60||[[Boss Drops]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|44||[[candied kobold]]||Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
|-
|123||[[candy brain]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|169||[[candy chalk]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|87||[[candy crayons]]||Hey Candy!
|-
|414||[[candy skeleton]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|362||[[candy UFOs]]||Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
|-
|529||[[children of the candy corn]]||Ooh, It's candy. Sweet.
|-
|578||[[chocolate filthy lucre]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|591||[[chocolate filthy lucre]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|298||[[chocolate-covered caviar]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|78||[[cocoa chondrule]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|310||[[Cold Hots candy]]||Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
|-
|248||[[Comet Drop]]||Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
|-
|636||[[cursed chocolate doubloon]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|287||[[daub-breaker]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|389||[[Drizzlers™ Black Licorice]]||Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
|-
|627||[[dubious peppermint]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|265||[[elderly jawbreaker]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|546||[[Elvish delight]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|355||[[Everlasting Deckswabber]]||Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
|-
|643||[[Finnish Fish]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|142||[[frostbite-flavored Hob-O]]||Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
|-
|472||[[fry-oil-flavored Hob-O]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|491||[[Gabarbar]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|423||[[garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|662||[[Glo-Pop]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|467||[[Good 'n' Slimy]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|483||[[government-issued candy]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|145||[[Gummi-DNA]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|455||[[Gummi-Gnauga]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|532||[[handful of hand chalk]]||Oh, this will come in handy if you wear these shorts to a pool hall later.
|-
|493||[[handful of pine needles]]||A pocket full of pine needles. I guess it's better than a pocket full of regular needles.
|-
|173||[[Hersey™ SMOOCH]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|20||[[holly-flavored Hob-O]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|325||[[honey stick]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|518||[[Hot 'n' Scarys]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|460||[[leftover chocolate bar]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|286||[[licorice snake (item)|licorice snake]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|74||[[Mallomarbles]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|280||[[marshroom]]||Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
|-
|572||[[mutated candy lump]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|463||[[mystery lollipop]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|208||[[nasty gum]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|604||[[Necbro wafers]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|566||[[Now and Earlier]]||Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
|-
|571||[[orange and black Crimboween candy]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|456||[[Pain Dip]]||Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
|-
|525||[[piece of after eight]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|83||[[pile of candy]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|19||[[pixellated candy heart]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|392||[[PlexiPips]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|237||[[Pneumo bar]]||Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
|-
|203||[[polyeaster egg]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|175||[[porcelain candy dish]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|639||[[rainbow jellybean]]||Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
|-
|369||[[ribbon candy]]||Oh... candy.
|-
|106||[[Rock Pops]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|71||[[Senior Mints]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|304||[[Shrubble Bubble]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|524||[[SMOOCH bottlecap]]||You find an old bottlecap.
|-
|101||[[Spechunky bar]]||Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
|-
|346||[[Steal This Candy]]||Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
|-
|397||[[Sterno-flavored Hob-O]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|93||[[strawberry-flavored Hob-O]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|76||[[Sugar Cog]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|450||[[sugar sphere]]||Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
|-
|75||[[sugar-coated pine cone]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|229||[[Take Eleven Bar]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|333||[[Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|311||[[Tasty Fun Good rice candy]]||Hey, candy!
|-
|649||[[violent pastilles]]||Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
|-
|67||[[virgin jello shot]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|16||[[Wax Flask]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|25||[[Whenchamacallit bar]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|630||[[Wickers bar]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|104||[[Wint-O-Fresh mint]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|404||[[Wint-O-Fresh mint]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|548||[[worst candy]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|488||[[Wrotz]]||This pocket has candy in it!
|-
|217||[[Yolo™ chocolates]]||Hey, candy!
|}
 
===Misc Items===


[To be continued]
{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Pocket!!Item!!Text
|-
|187||[[handful of bees]]||Ah, jeez!
|-
|541||[[handful of sawdust]]||Ah, so that's where you put your sawdust.
|-
|252||[[gnoll teeth]] (2)||Gross. Somewhere, two gnolls are wondering what happened to their teeth.
|-
|28||[[handful of honey]]||Gross!
|-
|91||[[handful of sand]]||Somebody apparently wore these to the beach at some point.
|-
|569||[[loose teeth]]||Ew.
|-
|331||[[extra-fancy ring setting]]||There used to be a piece of nice jewelry in this pocket, but the the actual jewel must've gotten lost.
|-
|144||[[heavy necklace chain]]||Huh. There used to be a piece of nice jewlery in this pocket, but the actual jewel must've gotten lost.
|-
|403||[[precious piercing post]]||Huh. There used to be a piece of nice jewelry in this pocket, but the actual jewel must've gotten lost.
|-
|27||[[baconstone]]||Wow, somebody left a pork elf gem in this pocket!
|-
|510||[[blue pixel]] (5)||Hmm. Whatever green thing was in this pocket must have disintegrated a long time ago.
|-
|167||[[green pixel]] (5)||Hmm. Whatever blue thing was in this pocket must have disintegrated a long time ago.
|-
|301||[[red pixel]] (5)||Hmm. Whatever red thing was in this pocket must have disintegrated a long time ago.
|-
|50||[[fruitfilm]]||Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
|-
|350||[[handful of drink tickets]]||Ah. Yeah, this seems like a thing that would be in a pocket of some cargo shorts.
|-
|481||[[handful of juicy garbage]]||Ew, why were you saving that!?
|-
|129||[[Handful of numbers]]||Huh. That pocket was full of numbers.
|-
|116||[[honey-dipped locust]]||Candy! Nice.
|-
|631||[[rusty metal key]]||Hey, somebody left a key in here.
|-
|196||[[skeleton key]]||Ooh, a skeleton key!
|-
|158||[[handful of moss]]||Either somebody stuffed some moss in this pocket, or these shorts haven't been laundered in a long time.
|-
|184||[[star]] (4)||Shoot for the moon and your hand may end up in a pocket full of stars.
|-
|199||[[line]], [[star]] (3)||Stars and lines may break your hand, be careful reaching in a pocket.
|-
|609||[[line]] (2), [[star]] (2)||Stars and lines, oh my!
|-
|207||[[line]] (3), [[star]]||Who's got a star and three lines in their pocket? You from 10 seconds ago.
|-
|551||[[line]] (4)||A pocketful of lines!
|}
 
==Puzzles==
 
===Numbers Puzzle===
 
"This pocket contains a scrap of paper that reads: (clue)"
 
Syllables are randomized per player and per ascension. Together, and with spaces in place of underscores, the syllables spell out a [[Summoning Chamber|demon name]].
 
{| class="wikitable"
!Pocket!!Clue
|-
|373||FPQ: (first syllable)
|-
|222||EIF: (second syllable)_
|-
|7||ESUQQ: (third syllable)
|-
|602||XFAU: (fourth syllable)_
|-
|172||XTNQ: (fifth syllable)
|-
|251||OTC: (sixth syllable)
|-
|282||OQNQP: (seventh syllable)
|}
 
===Meat Puzzle===
 
"You pull a note out of your pocket. It's wrapped around a pile of meat."
 
These pockets each contain some meat and a crossword-style clue.
 
Solving the puzzle yielded a topic to ask [[Grandpa]] about.
 
{| class="wikitable"
!Pocket!!Clue!!Meat
|-
|577||To enrage, anger or annoy||118
|-
|149||A bittersweet longing for people or things from the past||245
|-
|115||Perilous or likely to do harm||351
|-
|139||Overflowing with enthusiasm||451
|-
|554||An instrument composed of wooden bars played with two small mallets||566
|-
|504||A larval insect that burrows into and feeds on the internal<br>tissue of the principal photosynthetic organ of plants||678
|-
|54||One guilty of the wrongful performance of a normally lawful act||725
|-
|484||A beating with a cane made of the thin pliable stems of a climbing palm||872
|-
|621||Being at the level of the narrowest part of the torso||917
|}
 
===Waterlogged Cipher===
 
"This pocket contains a waterlogged scrap of paper that reads: (ciphertext)"
 
These pockets each contain half a line of a poem presented in ciphertext.
 
Solving the puzzle yielded a topic to ask [[Grandpa]] about.
 
{| class="wikitable"
!Pocket!!Ciphertext!!Plaintext
|-
|82||FORPL QDL QDMOQLLV XRMZJOX ALOL||Brave the thirteen sailors were
|-
|531||QDJKTD ALQ FLDMVC QDL LROX||Though wet behind the ears
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|246||LGFROUMVT JV QDRQ QKLXCRI HJO||Embarking on that tuesday for
|-
|108||R PJIRTL JH QAJ ILROX||A voyage of two years
|-
|632||VJ FZRSU SRQ SOJXXLC QDL TOLRQ XDMW'X WRQD||No black cat crossed the great ship's path
|-
|245||VJ CMOL SOJA SRALC MQX VRGL||No dire crow cawed its name
|-
|45||QDL XQROX ALOL OMTDQ, QDL DJZC ARX QMTDQ||The stars were right, the hold was tight
|-
|640||QDL XLR KVSJGGJV QRGL||The sea uncommon tame
|-
|623||DJA HJOQKVLX XDMHQ, HJO QDKOXCRI'X TMHQ:||How fortunes shift, for thursday's gift:
|-
|444||QDL QJA'OMVT GRXQ XQJOG-DLAV||The tow'ring mast storm-hewn
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|628||M CJ VJQ, XRMC QDL VRPMTRQJO||I do not, said the navigator
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|561||OLSJTVMYL QDRQ GJJV||Recognize that moon
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|457||SJGWRXX ADMOZMVT, XRMZX KVHKOZMVT||Compass whirling, sails unfurling
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|658||GRMV CLSU XZMSU AMQD ARPLX||Main deck slick with waves
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|502||XQORVTL XLRX, MQ XLLGX, QDL SRWQRMV ADLLYLC||Strange seas, it seems, the captain wheezed
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|375||ROL RWQ QJ FL JKO TORPLX||Are apt to be our graves
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|181||QDL XUI RVC ARQLO XDROLC JVL HRSL||The sky and water shared one face
|-
|520||QDRQ XVLLOLC AMQD ZMTDQVMVT QLLQD||That sneered with lightning teeth
|-
|405||R ORTMVT SISZJVL GMOOJOMVT||A raging cyclone mirroring
|-
|540||QDL XAMOZMVT WJJZ FLVLRQD||The swirling pool beneath
|-
|153||OLLU JH JYJVL, FOMGXQJVL XQMVUMVT||Reek of ozone, brimstone stinking
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|330||[WJLG SKQ JHH FI XDMW XMVUMVT]||[Poem cut off by ship sinking]
|}
 
==Verify==
 
These reports look suspect. 612 is probably a fight, and the rest may have had their reported contents copied from pocket 199. --Dentarthurdent
 
{| class="wikitable"
!Pocket!!Item!!Text
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|612||[[bugbear beanie]]||Fighting a bugbear
|-
|664||[[line]], [[star]] (3)||A mysterious force rushes out of the pocket and through your body.
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|166||[[line]], [[star]] (3)||A mysterious scent wafts out of the pocket, filling your nostrils and leaving you refreshed.
|-
|89||[[line]], [[star]] (3)||A small spirit vole scurries out of the pocket. So cute. Just seeing it makes you feel great.
|-
|97||[[line]], [[star]] (3)||A small spirit vole scurries out of the pocket. So cute. Just seeing it makes you feel great.
|-
|165||[[line]], [[star]] (3)||It feels like hours go by as you are enraptured by the strange light that emanates from your pocket. Groovy.
|-
|442||[[line]], [[star]] (3)||You reach into the pocket and feel a tingle that starts at your finger tips and fills you with energy!
|-
|345||[[line]], [[star]] (3)||Zap! A bolt of power jolts ouf out of the pocket energizing your from the tips of your toes to the tip of your nose.
|}

Revision as of 12:02, 21 September 2020

I'm Dentarthurdent (#752284). I joined the Kingdom in 2006 and am a proud (yet humble) member of Hardcore Nation.

I like to improve our beloved wiki in nitpicky little ways. My aim is to improve articles' clarity and readability for ease of access to information. I also occasionally use my spading multi to collect item drop rates and other data.

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My proposal for What has it got in its pocketses?/contents:

Free Fights

These pockets initiate a free fight. Monsters fought in this way are uncopyable.

Pocket Monster Text
30 bookbat Look, it's a book. Attacking you!
47 dairy goat A dairy goat pops out of your pocket and looks ready to rumble.
136 Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman The knob goblin guarding that pocket is not going to let you in without a fight.
143 dirty old lihc Nothing is creepier than having a dirty old man pop out of your shorts. Well, except what just happened, where the man is a lihc and it wants to kill you.
191 batrat Ahhh, a batrat flies out of your pocket and starts pestering you. Swat that thing.
220 lobsterfrogman You pull a strange lobster, frog, and man hybrid out of your pocket and it lumbers angrily towards you, snapping its claws.
235 modern zmobie These shorts must be pretty new, because the zmobie that pops out to fight you looks pretty modern.
250 Blooper Bloop. Bloop. A strangely angular white squid floats out of your pocket while making a strange noise.
267 creepy clown Remember that common childhood dream that a creepy clown is hiding in the pocket of your pants? Now it's your reality.
279 Hellion A hellion floats out of your pocket and looks all charged up for a fight.
299 Knob Goblin Harem Girl Apparently there's a Knob Goblin Harem Girl in your pocket, and she is not happy to see you.
306 big creepy spider Yikes! There's a spider in your pocket!
317 Camel's Toe Normally you can't see the camel toe in a pocket (it's normally in the sky) so you better take care of this one
363 pufferfish Ouch. You reach into your pocket and jab yourself on the spine of a pufferfish. A pufferfish that is somehow thriving in the air and attacking you.
383 Skinflute A pocket is not where you should be keeping your skinflute. But someone did, and now it's coming after you.
402 Fruit Golem Nice, pocket fruit.... whoa, wait a minute. Why is the fruit attacking you?
425 eXtreme Orcish snowboarder The orchish snowboarder in your pocket is extremely confused about how he went from shredding the mountain to shredding in your pocket, and is not happy about it.
428 Mob Penguin Thug You reach into your pocket to see what's inside, and instead feel someone start pounding on your knuckles. Looks like you're going ot have to deal with this guy.
443 War Hippy (space) cadet The hippy cadet in your pocket apparently meditated so hard that he transcended time and space and ended up in your pocket and kinda perturbed.
448 completely different spider Egad! There's a completely different spider in your pocket!
452 pygmy shaman There's a tiny shaman and a cloud of mystical smoke inside your pocket. You can tell by his angry scowl that he's ready for a fight.
490 Booze Giant The interior of these pockets must be huge. You just reached in and pulled out a booze giant. And now he's reaching out to stab you with a broken bottle.
565 mountain man There's a bunch of rocks in this pocket. Oh, wait, no. Those rocks are a some sort of animated mountain of death.
568 War Pledge A frat orc war pledge hid in the pocket of his own cargo shorts to escape patrol duty and he's not happy to have been discovered.
589 Green Ops Soldier A cloud of green smoke oozes from your pocket and it's hard to tell
646 1335 HaXx0r Whoa, some leet hackz0r has gotten into your pocket!
666 smut orc pervert Oh no, it's super creepy to discover there was a smut orc pervert in your pocket. And now they want to beat you up.

Stat Gains

These pockets immediately grant some substat points.

Pocket Mus Mys Mox Text
1 100 100 100 Your body is pulled into your pocket and you emerge in a dimension where you are slightly better at everything.
12 80 80 120 The flaps of the pocket attempt to clamp down on your hand, but you sneakily pull your hand out. The tiny toothmarks glow strangely for a moment. You feel good.
37 250 Phew, that pocket really required some focus to open. Sometimes the journey is the reward.
40 200 30 25 Oh, a dumbbell. You do some squats and really level up!
52 250 67 You pull out a mystical tennis ball and squeeze it 200 times before tossing it away.
69 120 112 90 The flaps of the pocket attempt to clamp down on your hand, but you strongly pull your hand out. The tiny toothmarks glow weirdly for a moment. You feel healthy.
103 70 140 40 You pull a skull out of your pocket. It teaches you mysetries of the universe and some great 5 minute workout routines
133 50 150 50 Your handle tingles as a a surge of magic and ability surges out of the pocket.
161 250 Wow, that pocket was incredibly hard to open. Sometimes the journey is the reward.
176 30 200 25 Oh, a book. You study some ancient runes and really level up!
182 30 30 200 A tiny demon pops out of your pocket and starts to follow you. You trick him into goin [sic] away with your wiles.
183 200 50 You pull out a set of magical juggling balls and perform 200 jugs before you drop one and they disappear in a puff of smoke.
194 130 130 A little book in this pocket describes how best to gain mystical power and panache. Neat-o!
205 40 70 140 You pull a small card from your pocket, "You are moxious and people like you." True!
210 30 200 30 A hellish spirit wooshes out of the pocket and starts haunting you. You banish him with your strength of will.
225 120 90 80 A box of cereal endorsed by an athlete? You've got to eat that. Whoa, it worked.
277 250 Geesh, that pocket was quite tricky to open. Sometimes the journey is the reward.
283 40 140 70 "Did anyone misplaces their mysticallity and other attributes," you call out when you discover the contents of this pocket. No, I guess it's yours then.
291 140 70 40 You pull out a weird coin from your pocket with a note. "Heads, you'll gain power. Tails, you'll die." No biggie.... ... ... .. Heads, phew.
358 139 130 A tiny scroll in this pocket describes how best to gain strength and magical power. Handy!
378 50 50 150 Your handle twitches as a a surge of guile and ability surges out of the pocket.
421 70 40 140 Whoa, there's a lot of moxie, some strength, and a tad of magic in this pocket.
454 130 130 A short pamphlet in this pocket describes how best to gain muscles and moxie. Handy!
459 80 120 80 "Drink Me," reads the label. "Ok, random cup I pulled from my pocket filled with a glowly liquid," you think, "You're the boss!"
468 150 75 50 Your handle throbs as a a surge of strength and ability surges out of the pocket.
500 90 80 120 A glowing pill? Why not. That felt good.
515 140 40 105 "I wish I were stronger, more moxious and bit more magical," you tell the tiny fairy you pull from your pocket. Poof!
545 200 30 30 A demonic monkey leaps out and clings to your back. You wrestle him to the ground and leave him there
585 90 120 90 The flaps of the pocket attempt to clamp down on your hand, but you wisely pull your hand out. The tiny toothmarks glow strangely for a moment. You feel empowered.
606 50 200 You pull out a super heavy accordion and play 200 bars of polka before it crumbles to dust.

Effects

Pocket Effect Text
114 ??? One of the candies from your pocket is so sour that you mouth is puckered shut. But, great wisdom is found in the silences.
603 20/20 Vision (60) You find a single-use contact and apply it directly to your forehead.
550 20/20 Vision (80) You find a pair of single-use medical grade contact lenses and pop 'em right in.
200 Abominably Slippery (50) Ugh, what was that?
296 ♫ Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (20) You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
440 Also Schmeckt Zarathustra (50) You find a small bag of odd potato chips and munch your way through it without even thinking.
644 Ancestral Disapproval (80) You find a letter from your great-great-grandfather, read it, and then get depressed.
92 Artificially Sweet (40) Candy! No, wait. Sap.
447 Assaulted with Pepper (40) A pocket full of pepper? That inexplicably exploded all over you? Ugh!
347 Barely Visible (20) "Almost Invisibility" reads the label on the vial in your pocket, you quaff it before you really thinking about it.
470 Barely Visible (20) You find a half-used pink eraser in your pocket and use it to erase any evidence of your presence.
479 Barely Visible (20) You find a half-used pink eraser in your pocket and use it to erase any evidence of your presence.
564 Barely Visible (20) You find a tube of a transparent liquid in your pocket and decide to just slather it all over yourself. Your skin becomes transparent.
588 Barely Visible (20) You reach into your pocket and find a huge gaping space, so instead of pulling something out, you crawl inside and hide.
496 Barking Mad (40) Chocolate! No, wait. Tree bark.
15 Black Eyes (80) This pocket contains horrors man was not meant to see.
148 Blood-Rich (60) You stick your hand into your pocket, and now you have an IV attached to your arm!
126 Blood-Rich (30)
Extra-Thick Blood (40)		 You cram your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Yeowch!
522 Blood-Rich (30)
It's Soporiffic! (40)		 You wedge your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Sigh.
659 Blood-Rich (30)
Space Cowboy (30)		 You shove your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Ugh.
326 Blood-Rich (30)
Vented Spleen (40)		 You squeeze your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Grr
469 Bloody Hand (10) Ow! Apparently that pocket was full of broken glass.
361 Bored Stiff (10) A diary! You read it cover to cover.
526 ♫ Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (20) You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
57 Bruised Jaw (5) You open your pocket and a small sphere shoots out of it and hits you in the face! Ouch!
420 Burning Hands (30) Holy crap, that pocket was full of fire!
124 ♫ Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (20) You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd..
586 Carrrsmic (80) You discover a wadded up pirate tract which you quickly read and then discard
582 Carrrsmic (80) You discover a wadded up pirate tract which you quickly read and then discard.
263 Celestial Sheen (50) This pocket is very deep and very full of some kind of weird oil.
655 Charrrming (80) You discover a wadded up pirate pamphlet which you quickly read and then discard.
236 Chocolate Reign (80) Chocolate pocket!
58 Cholestoriffic (20) You find some old fry-oil-flavored Hob-Os and down the whole roll all at once.
243 Clumsy (10) A pocket full of liquid butter? Eugh!
227 Cold Hands (10) Yikes, it's full of ice cubes!
647 Cold, Dead Hands Yikes, it's full of frozen cremains!
118 Coldfinger (10) That pocket was full of dry ice. You know this because it got painfully stuck to your finger.
613 Crotchety, Pining (40) Pasta! No, wait. Pine needles.
186 Danish Cunning (60) This pocket contains both a bird and a cutting tool, and you can distinguish between them!
482 Discomfited (30)
Cholestoriffic (10)		 You pull out a candy. It's one of those juice filled ones. The ouside tastes weird, some weird spice... but the inside will. Oh, god. It's filled with grease.
228 Discomfited (30)
Fire Down Below (10)		 Fennel and Cinnamon Suck 'Ems, the new rage in the old folks home. Yum.
288 Discomfited (30)
Refuse Reflux (10)		 Popping the candies you found in your pocket may have been a mistake. Fennel and Garbage do not compliment each other.
201 Discomfited (30)
Scariberi (10)		 You don't know what's worse, the terrible spicy taste from the first candy you found in your pocket, or the terror of strawberries you're experiencing from the second.
593 Discomfited (30)
The Halls of Moxiousness (20)		 After eating the treat you found in your pocket, you quickly start sucking on the lozenge you found to try and kill your mouth
563 Discomfited (30)
The Halls of Muscularity (20)		 Turns out terrible candy can't destroy you, only make you stronger.
269 Discomfited (30)
The Halls of Mysticality (20)		 After eating the candy you found in your pocket, you quickly start sucking on the lozenge you found to try and kill the taste.
665 Discomfited (30)
The Strength... of the Future (20)		 Fennel candy, whatever, it didn't kill you so you'll probably be stronger.
162 Discomfited (30)
The Style... of the Future (20)		 For someone that's feeling so sly... you weren't very sly a second ago when you popped the random candies from the pocket of your spooky pants into your mouth.
152 Discomfited (30)
The Wisdom... of the Future (20)		 After eating the strange, kinda nasty, candy in your pocket, you feel like maybe you'll be wiser in the future.
49 Discomfited (60) You discover a lone piece of candy that you pop into your mouth without even thinking. Whoops!
614 Discomfited, Tundra Mouth Oh, a frozen fennel pop, you've been craving one of those.
206 Dragged Through the Coals (10) Ow! Hot hot hot!
174 Dweeby (40)
Cholestoriffic (10)		 You read the label (dweeb) on the slimey box of candy as you quickly eat it up.
503 Dweeby (40)
Fire Down Below (10)		 You read the label (dweeb) on the flaming box of candy as you try and finish it before the flames devour it.
441 Dweeby (40)
Refuse Reflux (10)		 You read the label (dweeb) on the stinky box of candy as you quickly eat it up
486 Dweeby (40)
Scariberi (10)		 You read the label (dweeb) on the spooky box of candy as you quickly eat it up.
359 Dweeby (40)
The Halls of Moxiousness (20)		 You fill your brain up by reading the label on the fancy lozenge you just slurped up.
334 Dweeby (40)
The Halls of Muscularity (20)		 You fill your brain up by reading the label on the brawy lozenge you just slurped up.
648 Dweeby (40)
The Halls of Mysticality (20)		 You fill your brain up by reading the label on the mystical lozenge you just slurped up.
70 Dweeby (40)
The Strength... of the Future (20)		 Brains and Brawn, the candy in your pocket sure packed a punch.
497 Dweeby (40)
The Style... of the Future (20)		 Maybe your enhanced brainpower will stop you from automatically eating whatever candy you find in the next pocket you open. Probably not.
528 Dweeby (40)
The Wisdom... of the Future (20)		 The candy you found in your pocket has made you feel smart and wise!
560 Dweeby (40)
Tundra Mouth (10)		 You read the label (dweeb) on the chilly box of candy as you quickly eat it up.
328 Dweeby (80) You find a small box of candy and you eat it without even looking at it.
21 Extra-Thick Blood (40)
It's Soporiffic! (40)		 You mash your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Tarnation!
508 Extra-Thick Blood (40)
Space Cowboy (30)		 You push your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Ow ow ow!
99 Extra-Thick Blood (40)
Vented Spleen (40)		 You reach your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Why?
584 Extra-Thick Blood (80) Ouch! You just stabbed your finger on a needle, and now you feel... better than usual?
171 Eye of the Lihc (80) Ugh, gross, is that an eyeball?
151 Eye of the Seal (80) You find a grape and pop it into your mouth. Oh god, that wasn't a grape!
285 ♫ Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (20) You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
343 Filthworm Drone Stench (5) There is a faint hiss as you open the pocket and a cloud of stench wafts out. "Why not," you think as you linger in the cloud.
583 Finding Stuff (20) Disposable, magical, possibly occut contact lenses? Sure, let's put them in our eyes.
238 Finding Stuff (20) You find a flimsy magnifying glass in your pocket, this'll help you find stuff for a while.
274 Finding Stuff (20) You reach into your pocket and pull out a real sense of self-sufficiency.
34 Finding Stuff (20) You read the label on the vial before sucking down the contents, "Good Looking." This'll probably make you super attractive!
86 Finding Stuff (20) Spectacles made out of ice? Those won't last long in this heat.
393 Fire Down Below (20) You find some old sterno-flavored Hob-Os and gobble down the whole roll all at once.
519 First Eye Blind (10) You open your pocket and a small sphere shoots out of it and hits you in the eye! Ouch!
367 Foul Hand (20) Ah. Somebody has let their cat use this pocket as a litterbox. Fantastic.
332 Foul Hand (20) Eww, someone clearly let their pet ferret live in this pocket.
372 Foul Hand (20) Great. Somebody was saving a pocket full of rat droppings.
598 Foul Hand (20) Somebody was keeping their wet dog hair in this pocket.
258 Foul Hand (20) That pocket contained a whole herd of stinkbugs.
323 Foul Hand (20) That pocket had a tiny dollhouse toilet in it.
62 Foul Hand (20) That pocket was full of loose garbage.
216 Foul Hand (20) That pocket was full of sewer scrapings. Blech.
85 Foul Hand (20) Ugh, somebody was using this pocket as an impromptu compost bin.
224 Foul Hand (20) The pocket is currently empty, but you can tell with 100% certainty that it used to contain a skunk.
432 Foul Hand (20) This pocket has a fish in it, and judging bythe smell, it's been there for at least three days.
102 Fresh Scent (50) Oh, some deoderant! Might as well freshen up.
178 Frosty Hand (20) Ah, somebody was keeping a sno-cone in this pocket.
256 Frosty Hand (20) Oof, that pocket was full of mentholatum.
410 Frosty Hand (20) That pocket contained a loose scoop of ice cream.
464 Frosty Hand (20) That pocket had a fudgesicle in it.
535 Frosty Hand (20) That pocket had a tiny model igloo in it.
663 Frosty Hand (20) The pocket was full of dry ice.
240 Frosty Hand (20) The pocket was full of some kind of futuristic ice cream.
562 Frosty Hand (20) This pocket had a couple of drams of liquid nitrogen in it.
120 Frosty Hand (20) This pocket is full of hailstones the size of golf balls!
514 Frosty Hand (20) Somebody was apparently saving a pocket full of snow from last winter.
160 Frozen Hands (50) That pocket was apparently full of snow.
195 Funky Coal Patina (80) Like a tiny volcano your pocket erupts, and now you're covered in dust.
96 Gleaming White Teeth (30)
Winning Smile (20)		 Teeth. Teeth TEETH. Teeth teeth TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH!
547 Gleaming White Teeth (60) You discover an industrial grade single-use disposable toothbrush, and figure you might as well.
592 Go-Gone (50) Embroidered inside this pocket is a picture of a pair of boots. It makes you feel things!
543 Hairy Palms (50) Eww, a pocket full of lotion? Why?
80 Heal Thy Nanoself (20)
Blood-Rich (30)		 You put your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Ow!
461 Heal Thy Nanoself (20)
Extra-Thick Blood (40)		 You slide your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Ouch!
576 Heal Thy Nanoself (20)
It's Soporiffic! (40)		 You thrust your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Dang!
10 Heal Thy Nanoself (20)
Space Cowboy (30)		 You jam your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Darnit!
150 Heal Thy Nanoself (20)
Vented Spleen (40)		 You drive your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Yeow!
416 Heal Thy Nanoself (50) Yeowch! You just jabbed your finger on a needle, and now you feel... better than usual?
155 Hippy Stench (50) You don't know what exactly you just touched in there, but now
386 Hot Hands (10) Ah jeez, it's full of hot ashes!
226 Incensed (80) Incense pocket?
352 It's Electric! (50) You stick your hand into the pocket and get a tremendous shock!
73 It's Soporiffic! (40)
Vented Spleen (40)		 You press your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Yikes!
179 It's Soporiffic! (80) You prick your finger on something in your pocket, and feel... strange.
244 Itchy Trigger Finger (30) That pocket was apparently full of itching powder.
365 Jazz Hands (80) A bar of soap? Wait, what are your hands doing now?
509 Jittery (90) This pocket is not your cup of tea. It's somebody else's, which you drink quickly before they notice.
209 Joke-Mad (20 turns) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't go to work? A: Lazy bones."
119 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: How does a skeleton know what's about to happen? A: He feels it in his bones."
387 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What did the skeleton bring to the picnic? A: Spare ribs."
272 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What did the skeleton chef say? A: Bone Apetit!"
433 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What did the skeleton serve his tea in? A: Bone china."
307 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What instrument does a skeleton play? A: The trombone.
513 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What instruments can a skeleton NOT play. A: His organs."
112 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What is a skeleton's favorite competitive college sport? A: Skeleton crew."
163 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to school? A: His heart wasn't in it."
260 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts."
437 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why do skeletons stay so calm? A: Because nothing gets under their skin."
188 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why do skeletons tell so many jokes? A: Because they're very humerus."
370 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why don't skeletons watch horror movies? A: They don't have the stomach for it."
6 Just the Brown Ones (20)
The Wisdom... of the Future (20)		 "Leyline Wads," read the label on the box of brown candies you just found in your pocket and downed without a thought.
202 Just the Brown Ones (40)
Cholestoriffic (10)		 What's brown and greasey and in your digestive tract? The weird candy you found in your pocket.
61 Just the Brown Ones (40)
Fire Down Below (10)		 What's brown and sweet and hot all over? Chocolate coated fireballs. Like the one you just found and ate.
211 Just the Brown Ones (40)
Refuse Reflux (10)		 What's brown and smells like poop? The candy you found in your pocket and ate just now. Seriously, you just took it out of your fetid pocket and ate it.
406 Just the Brown Ones (40)
Scariberi (10)		 What's brown and spooky? The candy you found in your pocket and ate just now.
435 Just the Brown Ones (40)
The Halls of Moxiousness (20)		 Finding a tan lozenge in your pocket, you pop it right in your mouth.
24 Just the Brown Ones (40)
The Halls of Muscularity (20)		 Finding an coppery lozenge in your pocket, you pop it right in your mouth.
107 Just the Brown Ones (40)
The Halls of Mysticality (20)		 Finding an ochre lozenge in your pocket, you pop it right in your mouth.
596 Just the Brown Ones (40)
The Strength... of the Future (20)		 Well, the large brown capsule you found in your pocket wasn't meant to be eaten, right? It took a strong person to use it.
638 Just the Brown Ones (40)
The Style... of the Future (20)		 Whatever the brown candy you just found in your pocket was, it sure made you feel confident.
316 Just the Brown Ones (40)
Tundra Mouth (10)		 Who's got to thumgs and just ate some freezing cold brown candy that they found in their pocket? You. (point your thumbs at yourself.)
384 Just the Brown Ones (80) You find a small packet of candy and you eat it without even looking at it!
451 Knob Goblin Perfume (20) You find a bottle in your pocket, fumble it, and are now covered in perfume.
290 Litterbug (20) You find a gum wrapper which you casually toss aside, you monster.
110 Mallowed Out (10) Huh, a gigantic calorie-free roasted marshmallow? What will they think of next?
617 Medieval Mage Mayhem (60) Huh, an old scroll. Can't hurt to read it aloud, right?
320 Milk Studly (20)
Refuse Reflux (10)		 Oh, goodie, someone picked chocolate protein pills out of the garbage and put them in your mouth! (Well, they put them in a pocket, you put them in your mouth.)
36 Milk Studly (40)
Cholestoriffic (10)		 Whoever owned this pocket was obviously trying to bulk up up with their grease pills and protein pills. I guess you are as well.
254 Milk Studly (40)
Fire Down Below (10)		 The combination of cinnamon and chocolate candies that you just pulled from your pocket? Not too bad.
555 Milk Studly (40)
Scariberi (10)		 Chocolate covered strawberries. Delightful! Horrible!
170 Milk Studly (40)
The Halls of Moxiousness (20)		 There's some fancy nougat at the center of the chococalte covered protein ball you just found in your pocket and consumed.
611 Milk Studly (40)
The Halls of Muscularity (20)		 There's some chewy nougat at the center of the chococalte covered protein ball you just found in your pocket and consumed.
650 Milk Studly (40)
The Halls of Mysticality (20)		 There's some mystical nougat at the center of the chococalte covered protein ball you just found in your pocket and consumed.
321 Milk Studly (40)
The Strength... of the Future (20)		 This pocket contains a mix of different candies. You eat a large handful.
388 Milk Studly (40)
The Style... of the Future (20)		 This pocket contains a mix of different candies. You eat a moxious selection.
394 Milk Studly (40)
The Wisdom... of the Future (20)		 This pocket contains a mix of different candies. You eat a wise helping.
400 Milk Studly (40)
Tundra Mouth (10)		 Reaching into your refrigerated pocket, you pull out an ice cold chocolate dud and pop it in your mouth.
140 Milk Studly (80) You find some long forgotten candy and you eat it without even looking at it!
318 Missing Fingers (10) Ah, good. That pocket contained a spring-loaded cigar cutter.
278 Muscularrr (80) You discover a wadded up pirate brochure which you quickly read and then discard.
595 Mystic Pickleness (40)
Nasty, Nasty Breath (20)		 You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. Ugh.
48 Mystic Pickleness (40)
Spicy Mouth (40)		 You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. What is wrong with you?
573 Mystic Pickleness (80) Oh nice, gum! Hmm, what flavor is this?
466 Mystically Oiled (50) You find some ointment in that pocket and decide to rub it all over yourself.
257 Nasty Hand (20) Augh, it's full of old fryer oil. Some hippy was probably saving it to use as fuel for their terrible van.
43 Nasty Hand (20) Ew, that pocket was full of shaving cream.
635 Nasty Hand (20) Eww, it's full of bacon grease
624 Nasty Hand (20) Gross, that pocket was full of greasy old barber hair.
314 Nasty Hand (20) Somebody was apparently using this pocket to store their loose lard.
436 Nasty Hand (20) That pocket was full of used napkins from a pizzeria.
192 Nasty Hand (20) The pocket was full of butter. Yuck.
232 Nasty Hand (20) The pocket was full of half-evaporated cologne.
134 Nasty Hand (20) The pocket was full of old pudding.
264 Nasty Hand (20) This pocket is full of motor oil.
39 Nasty, Nasty Breath (50) Oh nice, gum! Ugh, what flavor is this?
128 Night Vision (20)
20/20 Vision (40)		 You find a pair of mismatched contacts and pop them in. Hardly the strangest decision you've ever made.
364 Night Vision (20)
Seeing Colors (20)		 You find a pair of mismatched contacts and pop them in. Hardly the strangest decision you've ever made.
339 Night Vision (50) You find a pair of single-use military grade contact lenses and pop 'em right in.
521 Nuts about Candy (80) You get so excited about what kind of candy this pocket might contain that you forget to finish searching it!
159 Ocelot Eyes Oh gross! It wasn't figurative after all!
242 ♫ Ode to Booze (20) You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
645 Old School Pompadour (50) You find some pomade, which you immediately brush through your hair. Niiiiice.
657 One For Tea (50) A mug of freshly brewed tea? What? How?
213 Overconfident (20) In this pocket you find more confidence than is appropriate for one person.
542 ♫ Polka of Plenty (20) You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
100 Pork Power (80) Pork pocket!
9 ♫ Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (20) You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
401 Radium Radicality (20)
Also Schmeckt Zarathustra (20)		 You find some loose potato chips and just toss them into your mouth. They're not even the same flavor! Foul.
449 Radium Radicality (20)
Wintergreen Warmongery (20)		 You find some loose potato chips and just toss them into your mouth. They're not even the same flavor! Gross.
2 Radium Radicality (50) You find a small bag of strange potato chips and munch your way through it without even thinking.
637 Refuse Reflux (20) You find some old garbage-juice-flavored Hob-Os and slam down the whole roll all at once.
549 Saucefingers (10) Ah. This pocket is apparently where you keep your loose spaghetti sauce.
64 Scariberi (20) You find some old strawberry-flavored Hob-Os and chomp down on the whole roll all at once.
164 Seeing Colors (20)
20/20 Vision (40)		 You find a pair of mismatched contacts and pop them in. Hardly the strangest decision you've ever made.
418 Seeing Colors (50) You find a pair of single-use magical grade contact lenses and pop 'em right in.
652 Sizzlin' Hand (20) That pocket had a portable barbecue grill in it. Extremely portable.
253 Sizzlin' Hand (20) Ahhh! Pocket full of fire! Pocket full of fire!
214 Sizzlin' Hand (20) Ow, that pocket had a curling iron in it, and it was still plugged in!
56 Sizzlin' Hand (20) That pocket contained a tiny campfire.
608 Sizzlin' Hand (20) That pocket contained a very small amount of molten lava.
231 Sizzlin' Hand (20) This pocket is full of scalding coffee.
371 Sizzlin' Hand (20) This pocket was somehow full of boiling water.
72 Sizzlin' Hand (20) Turns out it's just a pocket full of steam.
221 Sizzlin' Hand (20) Yow, it's full of hot coals!
579 Sizzlin' Hand (20) Yow, that pocket had a lit candle in it!
239 Sizzlin' Hand (20) Yowch, that pocket contained a dollhouse fireplace, and the fire was lit!
66 Sleazy Hands (10) Ew, it's full of bacon grease!
544 Slimy Hands (50) You are revolted to discover that that pocket is full of discarded oyster shells.
271 Sludgesick (80) You find a popsicle! You finish it off before it has a chance to melt. It was disgusting.
507 Smokin' (50) A lit cigarette? Wait, your pocket is on fire! You manage to put it out, but now there's a thick haze all around you.
90 Sourpuss (40)
Cholestoriffic (10)		 You'd never take random pills that you found in your occult pocket. But candy, why not? Now you've just got to reconcile your sour and gross feelings.
18 Sourpuss (40)
Fire Down Below (10)		 The candy you just found in your pocket and ate reminds you vaguelly of Tom Yum soup. Hot and Sour. Not bad.
527 Sourpuss (40)
Refuse Reflux (10)		 What do you call a super sour burp? No, seriously, you need to know, because the candy you just ate from your pocket has taken you to new levels of yeuch.
615 Sourpuss (40)
Scariberi (10)		 You just invented a new flavor, spour. Well, your pocket invented it.
77 Sourpuss (40)
The Halls of Moxiousness (20)		 Sour and savoir faire, that's what you just pulled from your pocket and popped in your mouth.
391 Sourpuss (40)
The Halls of Muscularity (20)		 The sour taste in your mouth from the random pocket candy doesn't kill you, so you'll probably be stronger.
204 Sourpuss (40)
The Halls of Mysticality (20)		 After thoughtlessly eating the candy you found in your pocke, your realize that maybe you need to work on your wisdom.
380 Sourpuss (40)
The Strength... of the Future (20)		 There's some candy in this pocket. After eating them, your mouth is so puckered that you build muscles just trying to keep your mouth from imploding.
341 Sourpuss (40)
The Style... of the Future (20)		 You pop some candys from your pocket into your mouth. One of them is so sour, that you start to pucker, but you manage to shape your lips into a stylish pose.
558 Sourpuss (40)
Tundra Mouth (10)		 Well, the sum of the candy you just found and ate is a delightfully sour chill. Too bad you didn't read the labels.
349 Sourpuss (80) Candy, nice! You pop it into your mouth and it is SO SOUR, omigod.
329 Space Cowboy (30)
It's Soporiffic! (40)		 You move your hand into your pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles
273 Space Cowboy (30)
Vented Spleen (40)		 You ram your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Blech.
501 Space Cowboy (60) you prick your finger on something in your pocket and feel...weird
458 Spicy Limeness (40)
Mystic Pickleness (40)		 You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. Gross!
266 Spicy Limeness (40)
Nasty, Nasty Breath (20)		 You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. That's disgusting.
125 Spicy Limeness (40)
Spicy Mouth (40)		 You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. You need help.
480 Spicy Limeness (80) Oh nice, gum! Huh, what flavor is this?
625 Spicy Mouth (40)
Nasty, Nasty Breath (20)		 You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. Sigh.
368 Spicy Mouth (80) Oh nice, gum! Whoa, what flavor is this?
337 Spooky Hand (20) A bat flies out of the pocket. Yikes!
11 Spooky Hand (20) A raven flies out of the pocket, glares at you, and flies off into the night. Sinister!
446 Spooky Hand (20) Aaaaargh! Pocket full of blood!
42 Spooky Hand (20) Oh no, that pocket was full of unearthly moaning!
385 Spooky Hand (20) Oh no! That pocket was full of spiders!
138 Spooky Hand (20) Oh no! The pocket was full of ghosts!
499 Spooky Hand (20) That pocket contained a tiny vampire. It hisses at you before turning into a tiny bat and flying away.
23 Spooky Hand (20) That pocket contains a chilling, ominous mist.
516 Spooky Hand (20) That pocket contains a chorus of ghostly wailing!
620 Spooky Hand (20) That pocket was full of dark secrets. You shudder.
634 Spooky Hand (20) Yikes! That pocket contained a startling noise!
641 Spooky Hands (10) Augh, it's full of grave dirt!
247 ♫ Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (20) You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
156 Sticky Fingers (10) Gross, it was a pocket full of tree sap.
471 Sticky Hands (30) Apparently that pocket was full of tar.
289 Stinking Cloud (80) Ugh, a pocket full of lit cigars!
382 Stinky Hands (10) Ew, it's full of rat droppings!
633 Strong Grip (60) You find a hand exerciser and give yourself a manual workout.
293 Stuck-Up Hair (50) You stick your hand into the pocket and get a mighty shock!
5 Super Vision (40) Inside the pocket you discover a button, which you press! Things immediately get weird.
193 Tetanus (10) You're not sure what exactly was in the pocket, but it was sharp and rusty! Ow!
539 Tetanus (10)
Blood-Rich (30)		 You cram your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
302 Tetanus (10)
Extra-Thick Blood (40)		 You mash your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
261 Tetanus (10)
Heal Thy Nanoself (20)		 You jam your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
319 Tetanus (10)
It's Soporiffic! (40)		 You slide your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
309 Tetanus (10)
Space Cowboy (30)		 You push your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
32 Tetanus (10)
Vented Spleen (40)		 You reach into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
379 The Halls of Moxiousness (40) Oh rad, a lozenge! You pop it right into your mouth.
68 The Halls of Muscularity (40) Oh good, a lozenge! You pop it right into your mouth.
147 The Halls of Mysticality (40) Oh nice, a lozenge! You pop it right into your mouth.
234 ♫ The Sonata of Sneakiness (20) You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
342 The Strength... of the Future (40) Candy! No, wait. That was drugs.
198 The Style... of the Future (40) Candy! No, uhh... That was drugs.
180 The Wisdom... of the Future (40) Candy! No, hmm. That was drugs.
95 Thick-Skinned (60) This pocket was coated in a weird cream. Now it's all over you.
575 Tundra Mouth (20) You find some old frostbite-flavored Hob-Os and scarf down the whole roll all at once.
185 Twinklebritches (80) You find a... switch? Which you flip, and suddenly your lower half is glowing!
412 ♫ Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (20) You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
59 Vented Spleen (80) Ouch! Something just jabbed into a vein on your hand, and now your arteries are throbbing.
552 Very Attractive (20) A giant arrow flies out of the pocket, zooms around, and then settles a few feet about your head, pointing directly at you.
626 Very Attractive (20) A haunting melody floats out of the pocket and you can't help but hum along as loudly as you can.
154 Very Attractive (20) A poltergiest flies out of the pocket when you open the flap and starts following you around screeching, "over here, look over here!"
53 Very Attractive (20) This pocket is filled with neon paint, and when you try to wipe it off, you get it all over yourself.
336 Very Attractive (20) You reach into the pocket and discover some sort of strange scented, but oddly enticing, liquid. You can't seem to wipe if off your hand.
230 Very Clean Teeth (40)
Gleaming White Teeth (30)		 Teeth. Teeth TEETH. Teeth TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH!
357 Very Clean Teeth (40)
Winning Smile (20)		 Teeth. Teeth TEETH. Teeth teeth TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH!
270 Very Clean Teeth (90) You discover a single-use disposable toothbrush, and figure you might as well.
494 Vinegavotte (50) A thimble full of liquid? Best to drink it before you stop to think what it might be.
31 Vitamin-Maxed (40)
Cholestoriffic (10)		 You pull out a large pill coated in a think layer of grease. The grease helps it slide right down.
487 Vitamin-Maxed (40)
Fire Down Below (10)		 A flaming handful of vitamins? Why not!
131 Vitamin-Maxed (40)
Refuse Reflux (10)		 Let's see, pill, pill, garbage, pill, garbage? Two garbages and three pills a day keeps the doctor away, is what they say.
610 Vitamin-Maxed (40)
Scariberi (10)		 Bright red pills with tiny weird seeds, what could go wrong?
215 Vitamin-Maxed (40)
The Halls of Moxiousness (20)		 Obviosuly you eat the unwrapped lozenge and handful of pills you pulled out of your pocket.
305 Vitamin-Maxed (40)
The Halls of Muscularity (20)		 Sour plum lozenges and vitamins, two great medicines that go great together.
465 Vitamin-Maxed (40)
The Halls of Mysticality (20)		 A tingly lozenge and bottle of pills? You swallow the bunch and suck on the other. In the reverse order.
241 Vitamin-Maxed (40)
The Style... of the Future (20)		 A vial of pills labeled, "style mix." Good enough for me.
422 Vitamin-Maxed (40)
Tundra Mouth (10)		 A handful of freezing cold pills? Sure, let's take those.
13 Vitamin-Maxed (40)
The Wisdom... of the Future (20)		 A vial of pills labeled, "brain mix." Good enough for me.
511 Vitamin-Maxed (80) You find a single multivitamin and swallow it dry like the animal you are.
117 Vitamin-Maxed (40)
The Strength... of the Future (20)		 A vial of pills labeled, "strength mix." Good enough for me.
377 Wary (20) A flea, startled awake by your rummaging, bites you on the arm and then hops away.
HPYou lose 1 hit point.
340 Wary (20) A mosquito buzzes out of the pocket and stings you on the leg.
HPYou lose 1 hit point.
656 Wary (20) A moth flutters out of the pocket and lands on the tip of your nose. You brush it away, but not before it bites you. Dangit! You didn't even know moths had mouths.
HPYou lose 1 hit point.
395 Wary (20) Some invisibly small insect bites your hand as you reach into the pocket. Was it a mite? I suppose it might have been.
HPYou lose 1 hit point.
424 Wary (20) The pocket contains a tiny pressed flower, which attracts a nearby bee, which stings you. You crush the pressed flower in a fit of bee-induced rage.
HPYou lose 1 hit point.
259 Wary (20) The pocket contains an ant, which crawls onto the palm of your hand. "Hey, little guy, what's OUCH!" you say, as the ant betrays you.
HPYou lose 1 hit point.
297 Wary (20) This pocket contains a sleeping baby bat. Angry at having been awoken, it bites you on the hand and flaps away into the night.
HPYou lose 1 hit point.
530 Wary (20) Turns out a wasp was sleeping in there, which you learn by way of a painful finger sting.
HPYou lose 1 hit point.
505 Wary (20) Unfortunately, the pocket contains a live scorpion.
HPYou lose 1 hit point.
98 Wary (20) A spider bites your finger, then skitters away. Dangit!
HPYou lose 1 hit point.
398 Wary (20) A snake, concealed in the bottom of the pocket, bites you on the hand before slithering away. Who keeps a snake in their shorts?
HPYou lose 1 hit point.
556 Well-Rested (60) You spend so long looking for something in this pocket that you fall asleep. When you wake up, you feel great!
35 Well-Swabbed Ear (60) A Q-tip? Might as well go at it.
360 What's That Smell? (80) There's nothing in this pocket, but when you pull your hand out it smells like asparagus.
127 Whitened Teeth (40)
Gleaming White Teeth (30)		 Teeth. Teeth TEETH. Teeth TEETH TEETH!
619 Whitened Teeth (40)
Very Clean Teeth (40)		 Teeth. Teeth TEETH. Teeth TEETH!
553 Whitened Teeth (40)
Winning Smile (20)		 Teeth. Teeth TEETH. Teeth TEETH TEETH TEETH!
538 Whitened Teeth (80) A ghostly tube of toothpaste? Weird! Might as well brush!
295 Wintergreen Warmongery (20)
Also Schmeckt Zarathustra (20)		 You find some loose potato chips and just toss them into your mouth. They're not even the same flavor! Ugh.
312 Wintergreen Warmongery (50) You find a small bag of weird potato chips and munch your way through it without even thinking.
219 Wreathed in Smoke (40) A smoke machine?

Items

Desk Bells

These pockets each produce an item which can be used to fight a monster not found anywhere else.

Pocket Item Monster Text
517 sizzling desk bell Burning Daughter Hot, a bell!
533 greasy desk bell Astrologer of Shub-Jigguwatt Yuck, a bell!
587 frost-rimed desk bell Herald of Fridgr Cool, a bell!
590 uncanny desk bell Tentacle of Sssshhsssblllrrggghsssssggggrrgglsssshhssslblgl Weird, a bell!
653 nasty desk bell Chosen of Yog-Urt Ew, a bell!

Yeg's Motel

Pocket Item Text
121 Yeg's Motel alarm clock A complimentary motel alarm clock.
409 Yeg's Motel ashtray A motel ashtray? Weird.
218 Yeg's Motel bathrobe A bathrobe stolen from a motel. How did that even fit in there?
322 Yeg's Motel disposable razor A disposable razor with the name of a motel printed on it.
177 Yeg's Motel hand soap One of those tiny bars of soap from a motel.
660 Yeg's Motel minibar key A minibar key from a motel.
26 Yeg's Motel mouthwash A little bottle of mouthwash.
439 Yeg's Motel pillow mint A mint like they leave on the pillow at a motel.
642 Yeg's Motel sewing kit A motel-branded sewing kit
84 Yeg's Motel shower cap A shower cap from a motel bathroom.
132 Yeg's Motel slippers A wadded-up pair of motel slippers.
130 Yeg's Motel stationery A sheet of stationery from a motel.
284 Yeg's Motel toothbrush A cheap toothbrush from a motel.

Chess Pieces

Pocket Item Text
567 alabaster bishop Ooh, a chess piece!
523 alabaster king Ooh, a chess piece!
275 alabaster knight Ooh, a chess piece!
46 alabaster pawn Ooh, a chess piece!
651 alabaster queen Ooh, a chess piece!
111 alabaster rook Ooh, a chess piece!
537 onyx bishop Ooh, a chess piece!
88 onyx king Ooh, a chess piece!
4 onyx knight Ooh, a chess piece!
105 onyx pawn Ooh, a chess piece!
506 onyx queen Ooh, a chess piece!
197 onyx rook Ooh, a chess piece!

Oyster Eggs

Pocket Item Text
335 black paisley oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
356 black plastic oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
618 black polka-dot oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
190 black striped oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
212 blue paisley oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
629 blue plastic oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
475 blue polka-dot oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
427 blue striped oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
661 lavender paisley oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
51 lavender plastic oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
574 lavender polka-dot oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
445 lavender striped oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
276 mauve paisley oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
255 mauve plastic oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
622 mauve polka-dot oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
453 mauve striped oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
14 off-white paisley oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
581 off-white plastic oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
473 off-white polka-dot oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
294 off-white striped oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
3 puce paisley oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
390 puce plastic oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
605 puce polka-dot oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
492 puce striped oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
308 red paisley oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
462 red plastic oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
534 red polka-dot oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
415 red striped oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
313 yellow paisley oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
223 yellow plastic oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
137 yellow polka-dot oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
315 yellow striped oyster egg Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.

Avatar Potions

Pocket Item Text
344 alien autoautopsy kit Did someone leave a dissected alien in this pocket?
351 bucket of fish juice How'd a bucket in there without tipping?
601 child-sized dracula cloak Of course it's child-sized, how else would it fit in a pocket?
536 conjured ice cream If you can conjure an ice cream cone, why would you need to put it in your pocket?
8 creepy nursery rhyme Finally, a creepy lullabye to go with your creepy pants.
113 ectoplasm au jus Must have been ghosts in this pocket.
411 eldritch dough oh yeah, from the eldritch bakery down on 14th street.
498 enchanted muesli It looks like ordinar muesli, but that's not likely to pop out of your occult pockets.
408 forest spirit rattle You found the "oh yeah, I was going to try and summon some forest spirits," pocket.
348 glass of warm milk Warm milk... is it warm on purpose or because someone left it out too long: Spooooky.
597 haunted flame You can tell this flame is haunted... because you PULLED IT OUT OF YOUR POCKET.
407 Illuminati earpiece Confirmed.
366 infrablack lipstick Ah, that's where you left your lipstick.
495 ravenous eye Gumball! Oh, wait.
55 red-hot jawbreaker Oh... candy.
168 shamanic ham Shamanic? I thought shamans and cultists don't mix.
354 Shivering Chèvre This is no ordinary cheese.
616 skeletal banana Well, this might be the least creepy skeleton to find in your pocket.
594 skeleton beans Nothing like a can of skeleton beans when your our on the skeleton prarie, warmed over your skeleton fire.
476 Smart Bone Dust Only the brightest bone dust for these pockets.
607 tiny canopic jar Which organ do you think is in here?
303 tube of villain white Hmm, a strange tube.
135 unholy water Finally, you can perform that occult ritual you've been itching to try.
559 vial of swamp vapors Always handy to have some swamp vapors around.

Chocolate Class Weapons

Pocket Item Text
430 chocolate disco ball Candy! Nice.
654 chocolate pasta spoon This pocket has candy in it!
438 chocolate saucepan Hey, candy!
381 chocolate seal-clubbing club Candy! Nice.
189 chocolate stolen accordion Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
477 chocolate turtle totem Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.

Food

Pocket Item Text
268 blackberry Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
81 candy cane This pocket has candy in it!
570 cherry Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
249 cranberries Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
122 ghuol egg Oh. It's an egg.
557 goat cheese (2) I guess you planned on eating this later.
489 grapefruit Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
413 grapes Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case
17 Handful of nuts and berries Ooh, pants snacks!
429 handful of walnuts Ah, good. It's always nice to find some loose nuts.
65 kiwi Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
474 kumquat Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
33 lemon Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
300 lime Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
485 nanite-infested candy cane Candy! Nice.
29 orange Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
41 papaya Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
478 pigeon egg Ah. An egg.
599 raspberry Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
376 strawberry Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.
396 tangerine Always good to have a pocket fruit. Just in case.

Booze

Pocket Item Text
233 Bottle of gin Ooh, a secret stash of booze. For those long days.
426 bottle of rum Ooh, a secret stash of booze.
374 bottle of tequila Ooh, a secret stash of booze. For when you have too many problems.
292 bottle of vodka Ooh, a secret stash of booze. For those long mornings
327 bottle of whiskey Ooh, a secret stash of booze. For those long nights
94 boxed wine Ooh, a secret stash of booze. For when you don't have enough problems.
324 flask of moonshine Oh, goodie, travellin' booze.

Meat Producing

Pocket Item Text Notes
141 ancient vinyl coin purse Some child apparently left a coin purse in your shorts. 650-750 meat.
338 black pension check You find a wadded up check in the bottom of the pocket. 400-450 meat.
157 collection of tiny spooky objects There's a whole bunch of scary stuff in this pocket! 100-1000 meat.
281 CSA discount card Somebody left an old discount card in this pocket. 300 meat.
600 cursed piece of thirteen Ooh, an old cursed pirate coin! 500-1000 meat or, rarely, fight a scary pirate.
38 fat wallet Oh hey, it's somebody's wallet. And you're somebody! 350-450 meat.
512 Gathered Meat-Clip This pocket contains a big clip of Meat! 420-620 meat.
109 handful of tips Somebody left a handful of loose cash and coins in here! 300-400 meat or lose ~20,000 meat.
419 old coin purse Huh, somebody left an old coin purse in this pocket. 450-550 meat.
417 old leather wallet Hey, somebody left their wallet in your other pants! 400-600 meat.
434 Warm Subject gift certificate You find a gift certificate to... ah. Warm Subject. Great. 400-500 meat or a goth kid t-shirt.

Potions

Pocket Item Text
262 8-bit banana Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
146 abandoned candy Hey, candy!
22 Aerheads Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
431 alphabet gum Ooh, it's candy. Sweet
580 Angry Farmer's Wife Candy Hey, candy!
63 Atomic Pop Candy! Nice.
399 Bit O' Ectoplasm This pocket has candy in it!
79 Bit O' Quail Spleen This pocket has candy in it!
353 bone bons This pocket has candy in it!
60 Boss Drops Candy! Nice.
44 candied kobold Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
123 candy brain Candy! Nice.
169 candy chalk Hey, candy!
87 candy crayons Hey Candy!
414 candy skeleton This pocket has candy in it!
362 candy UFOs Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
529 children of the candy corn Ooh, It's candy. Sweet.
578 chocolate filthy lucre This pocket has candy in it!
591 chocolate filthy lucre This pocket has candy in it!
298 chocolate-covered caviar This pocket has candy in it!
78 cocoa chondrule Candy! Nice.
310 Cold Hots candy Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
248 Comet Drop Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
636 cursed chocolate doubloon Hey, candy!
287 daub-breaker This pocket has candy in it!
389 Drizzlers™ Black Licorice Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
627 dubious peppermint Hey, candy!
265 elderly jawbreaker Candy! Nice.
546 Elvish delight Candy! Nice.
355 Everlasting Deckswabber Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
643 Finnish Fish This pocket has candy in it!
142 frostbite-flavored Hob-O Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
472 fry-oil-flavored Hob-O This pocket has candy in it!
491 Gabarbar Hey, candy!
423 garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O Hey, candy!
662 Glo-Pop Candy! Nice.
467 Good 'n' Slimy This pocket has candy in it!
483 government-issued candy Candy! Nice.
145 Gummi-DNA This pocket has candy in it!
455 Gummi-Gnauga Candy! Nice.
532 handful of hand chalk Oh, this will come in handy if you wear these shorts to a pool hall later.
493 handful of pine needles A pocket full of pine needles. I guess it's better than a pocket full of regular needles.
173 Hersey™ SMOOCH Hey, candy!
20 holly-flavored Hob-O Hey, candy!
325 honey stick This pocket has candy in it!
518 Hot 'n' Scarys Candy! Nice.
460 leftover chocolate bar Candy! Nice.
286 licorice snake Hey, candy!
74 Mallomarbles Candy! Nice.
280 marshroom Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
572 mutated candy lump Hey, candy!
463 mystery lollipop This pocket has candy in it!
208 nasty gum This pocket has candy in it!
604 Necbro wafers Hey, candy!
566 Now and Earlier Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
571 orange and black Crimboween candy Hey, candy!
456 Pain Dip Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
525 piece of after eight This pocket has candy in it!
83 pile of candy Hey, candy!
19 pixellated candy heart Hey, candy!
392 PlexiPips Hey, candy!
237 Pneumo bar Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
203 polyeaster egg Hey, candy!
175 porcelain candy dish Candy! Nice.
639 rainbow jellybean Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
369 ribbon candy Oh... candy.
106 Rock Pops Candy! Nice.
71 Senior Mints Hey, candy!
304 Shrubble Bubble This pocket has candy in it!
524 SMOOCH bottlecap You find an old bottlecap.
101 Spechunky bar Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
346 Steal This Candy Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
397 Sterno-flavored Hob-O Candy! Nice.
93 strawberry-flavored Hob-O Candy! Nice.
76 Sugar Cog This pocket has candy in it!
450 sugar sphere Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
75 sugar-coated pine cone Hey, candy!
229 Take Eleven Bar Hey, candy!
333 Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin Hey, candy!
311 Tasty Fun Good rice candy Hey, candy!
649 violent pastilles Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
67 virgin jello shot This pocket has candy in it!
16 Wax Flask Candy! Nice.
25 Whenchamacallit bar Candy! Nice.
630 Wickers bar Candy! Nice.
104 Wint-O-Fresh mint This pocket has candy in it!
404 Wint-O-Fresh mint This pocket has candy in it!
548 worst candy This pocket has candy in it!
488 Wrotz This pocket has candy in it!
217 Yolo™ chocolates Hey, candy!

Misc Items

Pocket Item Text
187 handful of bees Ah, jeez!
541 handful of sawdust Ah, so that's where you put your sawdust.
252 gnoll teeth (2) Gross. Somewhere, two gnolls are wondering what happened to their teeth.
28 handful of honey Gross!
91 handful of sand Somebody apparently wore these to the beach at some point.
569 loose teeth Ew.
331 extra-fancy ring setting There used to be a piece of nice jewelry in this pocket, but the the actual jewel must've gotten lost.
144 heavy necklace chain Huh. There used to be a piece of nice jewlery in this pocket, but the actual jewel must've gotten lost.
403 precious piercing post Huh. There used to be a piece of nice jewelry in this pocket, but the actual jewel must've gotten lost.
27 baconstone Wow, somebody left a pork elf gem in this pocket!
510 blue pixel (5) Hmm. Whatever green thing was in this pocket must have disintegrated a long time ago.
167 green pixel (5) Hmm. Whatever blue thing was in this pocket must have disintegrated a long time ago.
301 red pixel (5) Hmm. Whatever red thing was in this pocket must have disintegrated a long time ago.
50 fruitfilm Ooh, it's candy. Sweet.
350 handful of drink tickets Ah. Yeah, this seems like a thing that would be in a pocket of some cargo shorts.
481 handful of juicy garbage Ew, why were you saving that!?
129 Handful of numbers Huh. That pocket was full of numbers.
116 honey-dipped locust Candy! Nice.
631 rusty metal key Hey, somebody left a key in here.
196 skeleton key Ooh, a skeleton key!
158 handful of moss Either somebody stuffed some moss in this pocket, or these shorts haven't been laundered in a long time.
184 star (4) Shoot for the moon and your hand may end up in a pocket full of stars.
199 line, star (3) Stars and lines may break your hand, be careful reaching in a pocket.
609 line (2), star (2) Stars and lines, oh my!
207 line (3), star Who's got a star and three lines in their pocket? You from 10 seconds ago.
551 line (4) A pocketful of lines!

Puzzles

Numbers Puzzle

"This pocket contains a scrap of paper that reads: (clue)"

Syllables are randomized per player and per ascension. Together, and with spaces in place of underscores, the syllables spell out a demon name.

Pocket Clue
373 FPQ: (first syllable)
222 EIF: (second syllable)_
7 ESUQQ: (third syllable)
602 XFAU: (fourth syllable)_
172 XTNQ: (fifth syllable)
251 OTC: (sixth syllable)
282 OQNQP: (seventh syllable)

Meat Puzzle

"You pull a note out of your pocket. It's wrapped around a pile of meat."

These pockets each contain some meat and a crossword-style clue.

Solving the puzzle yielded a topic to ask Grandpa about.

Pocket Clue Meat
577 To enrage, anger or annoy 118
149 A bittersweet longing for people or things from the past 245
115 Perilous or likely to do harm 351
139 Overflowing with enthusiasm 451
554 An instrument composed of wooden bars played with two small mallets 566
504 A larval insect that burrows into and feeds on the internal
tissue of the principal photosynthetic organ of plants		 678
54 One guilty of the wrongful performance of a normally lawful act 725
484 A beating with a cane made of the thin pliable stems of a climbing palm 872
621 Being at the level of the narrowest part of the torso 917

Waterlogged Cipher

"This pocket contains a waterlogged scrap of paper that reads: (ciphertext)"

These pockets each contain half a line of a poem presented in ciphertext.

Solving the puzzle yielded a topic to ask Grandpa about.

Pocket Ciphertext Plaintext
82 FORPL QDL QDMOQLLV XRMZJOX ALOL Brave the thirteen sailors were
531 QDJKTD ALQ FLDMVC QDL LROX Though wet behind the ears
246 LGFROUMVT JV QDRQ QKLXCRI HJO Embarking on that tuesday for
108 R PJIRTL JH QAJ ILROX A voyage of two years
632 VJ FZRSU SRQ SOJXXLC QDL TOLRQ XDMW'X WRQD No black cat crossed the great ship's path
245 VJ CMOL SOJA SRALC MQX VRGL No dire crow cawed its name
45 QDL XQROX ALOL OMTDQ, QDL DJZC ARX QMTDQ The stars were right, the hold was tight
640 QDL XLR KVSJGGJV QRGL The sea uncommon tame
623 DJA HJOQKVLX XDMHQ, HJO QDKOXCRI'X TMHQ: How fortunes shift, for thursday's gift:
444 QDL QJA'OMVT GRXQ XQJOG-DLAV The tow'ring mast storm-hewn
628 M CJ VJQ, XRMC QDL VRPMTRQJO I do not, said the navigator
561 OLSJTVMYL QDRQ GJJV Recognize that moon
457 SJGWRXX ADMOZMVT, XRMZX KVHKOZMVT Compass whirling, sails unfurling
658 GRMV CLSU XZMSU AMQD ARPLX Main deck slick with waves
502 XQORVTL XLRX, MQ XLLGX, QDL SRWQRMV ADLLYLC Strange seas, it seems, the captain wheezed
375 ROL RWQ QJ FL JKO TORPLX Are apt to be our graves
181 QDL XUI RVC ARQLO XDROLC JVL HRSL The sky and water shared one face
520 QDRQ XVLLOLC AMQD ZMTDQVMVT QLLQD That sneered with lightning teeth
405 R ORTMVT SISZJVL GMOOJOMVT A raging cyclone mirroring
540 QDL XAMOZMVT WJJZ FLVLRQD The swirling pool beneath
153 OLLU JH JYJVL, FOMGXQJVL XQMVUMVT Reek of ozone, brimstone stinking
330 [WJLG SKQ JHH FI XDMW XMVUMVT] [Poem cut off by ship sinking]

Verify

These reports look suspect. 612 is probably a fight, and the rest may have had their reported contents copied from pocket 199. --Dentarthurdent

Pocket Item Text
612 bugbear beanie Fighting a bugbear
664 line, star (3) A mysterious force rushes out of the pocket and through your body.
166 line, star (3) A mysterious scent wafts out of the pocket, filling your nostrils and leaving you refreshed.
89 line, star (3) A small spirit vole scurries out of the pocket. So cute. Just seeing it makes you feel great.
97 line, star (3) A small spirit vole scurries out of the pocket. So cute. Just seeing it makes you feel great.
165 line, star (3) It feels like hours go by as you are enraptured by the strange light that emanates from your pocket. Groovy.
442 line, star (3) You reach into the pocket and feel a tingle that starts at your finger tips and fills you with energy!
345 line, star (3) Zap! A bolt of power jolts ouf out of the pocket energizing your from the tips of your toes to the tip of your nose.
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