User:Fxer

Eating und Drinking

• Food: Adventures - w/ Got Milk - in Bad Moon
• Drinks: Adventures
• Drinks: Ingredients

Moxie	Mysticality	Muscle
rockin' wagon (vodka+olive+cubes) perpendicular hula (rum+strawberry+cubes) Mae West (whiskey+strawberry+cubes) prussian cathouse (wine+strawberry+cubes)	roll in the hay (whiskey+soda+umbrella) horizontal tango (wine+soda+umbrella) gimlet (gin+soda+umbrella) yellow brick road (vodka+soda+umbrella)	slip 'n' slide (vodka+orange+coconut) fuzzbump (whiskey+lemon+coconut) Mon Tiki (rum+lemon+coconut) teqiwila slammer (tequila+lemon+coconut)
corpsetini	corpse on the beach	corpsedriver

Hardcore / Bad Moon / Oxy

• Hardcore Strategy
• Hardcore Checklist
• Hardcore Familiar Analysis
• Hardcore Skill Analysis
• Combat Style
• Hardcore Class Strategy

• Bad Moon guide

General Help

• Safe Adventuring
• Dressing For Success
• Cost Analysis of Restoring HP and MP

• Mushroom Fields Strategy
• Daily Dungeon Stat Tests

• Advanced Hobopolis Mechanics
• Hobo nickel

IotM Stuff

Llama -

• Path of the Roach
• Form of...Bird!

• Knob Shaft can give you a feather in 1 turn, 100% phys resist

Hatrack -

• Mad Hatrack#Table of Hat Effects

Hat	Weight Cap	Attacks	Gain stats	Delevels foe	Entangles foe	Restores HP/MP	Increases Meat drops	Increases item drops	Notes
meat cowboy hat	Max 10			1.0 Barrrnacle			3.0 Leprechaun
sugar chapeau	Max 25	1-100 (25% rate)	2.0 Volleyball				2.0 Leprechaun
Brimstone Beret	No cap		1.0 Volleyball				1.0 Leprechaun
plexiglass pith helmet	Max 45		1.0 Volleyball				1.0 Leprechaun
stainless steel skullcap	Max 22						1.0 Leprechaun	1.0 Fairy
Tropical Crimbo Hat	Max 25						1.0 Leprechaun	1.5 Fairy
ice pick	Max 25						1.5 Leprechaun	1.5 Fairy
balloon helmet	Max 12							3.0 Fairy
pail	Max 07							2.0 Fairy	Second effect?
Knob Goblin elite helm	Max 15							2.0 Fairy	Second effect?
Dolphin King's crown	Max 08	wt*(2-3) (66% rate)				(wt+5)*(1-2) (50% rate)
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	Max 18				1.0 Potato	(wt+5)*(1.5-3) (50% rate)

Dandy Lion - Increases item find at same rate as a gravy fairy, restores HP/MP 50% of the time.

Summoned Love Songs

Love Song Combat Use Effect vague ambiguity Muscle-based Physical Damage Gain HP Broken Heart X HP Regen +X Muscle smoldering passion Myst-based Hot Damage Gain MP Fiery Heart X/2 MP Regen +X Myst icy revenge Moxie-based Cold Damage Gain Familiar experience Cold Hearted +X/2 Familiar Weight +X Moxie sugary cuteness Muscle-based Stench Damage Gain Beefiness Sweet Heart +2X% Meat +X Muscle disturbing obsession Myst-based Spooky Damage Gain Mysteriousness Withered Heart +X% Items +X Myst naughty innuendo Moxie-based Sleaze Damage Gain Chutzpah Lustful Heart +2X% Combat Initiative +X Moxie X is the number of turns of the effect remaining, capped at 20.

Summoned Party Favors
Common divine noisemaker Muscle-based damage and stats divine can of silly string Myst-based damage and stats divine blowout Moxie-based damage and stats Uncommon divine champagne flute Add MP gain to booze divine champagne popper Banish monster for 5 turns Run Away (no adventure loss) divine cracker Pickpocket and delevel enemy

Bounty Hunting

Average number of adventures to complete the bounties, with 0%, +10% and -10% Combat Frequency modifiers

Area	0%	+10%	-10%
Outskirts of Cobb's Knob	29.93	-	29.02
The "Fun" House	40.00	-	-
Degrassi Knoll	67.67	60.13	-
Entryway	42.00	-	-
The Spooky Forest	30.00	25.71	-
Tower Ruins	42.00	-	-
The Sleazy Back Alley	44.16	-	40.26
The Haunted Pantry	39.88	35.52	-
The Dungeons of Doom	43.35	37.88	-
South of The Border	39.45	32.95	-
Laboratory	40.00	-	-
The Obligatory Pirate's Cove	42.52	36.34	-
Treasury	40.09	35.86	-
The Hippy Camp	33.00	-	-
Orcish Frat House	34.00	-	-
Whitey's Grove	41.61	36.82	-
The Penultimate Fantasy Airship	37.50	33.33	-
Lair of the Ninja Snowmen	40.00	-	-
The Hole in the Sky	41.38	-	-
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky	39.74	35.09	-
The Haunted Gallery	41.10	36.54	-
The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm	45.00	40.91	-
Wine Racks	40.00	-	-
The Goatlet	40.00	-	-

From original spading post by Tuga [1]

Stat Boosts

• Moxie
  • Pirate pamphlet (+10%)
  • Body Spray (+10%)
  • Super Spiky Hair Gel (+5%)
  • Hairspray (+15%)
  • User:fxer/moxie boosts

• Muscle / HP
  • Percentage
  • Blood of the Wereseal (+X%) - Smacketeria
  • Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub (+25%) - Castle in the Clouds
  • Ben-Gal Balm (+15%) - Market Demon
  • Strength of Ten Ettins (+25%) - DoD potion
  • Pirate brochure (+10%) - Barrrgain Bookstore
  • Hella Tough (+25%) - BM buff
  • Fixed
  • Black Greaves (+10 mus)
  • Lead pipe (+6 mus)
  • Reinforced beaded headband (+40 hp)
  • Bejeweled pledge pin (+40 hp)
  • wonderwall shield (+50 hp)

• Myst
  • Bleh

• Early Resistance:
  • Sleaze: White Satin Pants
  • Cold: Oil of Parrrlay
  • Hot: Infernal Insoles
  • Stench: Bum Cheek, Pine Fresh Air Freshener, Harem Veil
  • Spooky: Lihc Eye Pie, Lihc Face

• Combat Initiative
  • Items
  • Panty raider camouflage (+100%) - Battlefield, war hippy fatigues
  • Ant Agonist (+30%) - The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  • Cheap wind up clock (+30%) - Smacketeria
  • Sugar Rush (+20%) - Assorted candies
  • Swabbie Swab (+30%) - The F'c'le
  • Equipment
  • Furniture Dolly (+30%) - Battlefield, war hippy fatigues
  • Lord Spookyraven's Ear Trumpet (+25%) - Holy MacGuffin Quest
  • Worn Tophat (+20%) - Ballroom
  • Hors d'oeuvre tray (+20%) - Ballroom
  • Little round pebble (+50%) - Haiku Dungeon
  • Skills
  • Canticle of Celerity (+20%) - AT buff
  • Springy Fusilli (+40%) - PM skill
  • Lust (+50%) - Bad Moon skill

Item	Level	Result	Notes
drywall axe	9	50% twinkly wad	Received as a quest reward
Giant discarded fork/glove/bottlecap	10	50% twinkly wad	Received as a quest reward
giant needle	10	50% twinkly wad
glowing red eye	10	50% hot wad, stench wad or twinkly wad
Mohawk wig	10	50% twinkly wad
ridiculously huge sword	10	50% twinkly wad
wolf mask	10	50% twinkly wad

Quests

11

Elemental Damage for protectors: Iti Kitty Phone Charm Happiness Wads Nuggets Tarrrnished Charrrm Bracelet Lupine Sword Snarling Wolf Shield Disco Inferno Kiss of the Black Fairy

Can of black paint or titanium assault umbrella + serum of sarcasm for lord spookyraven

12

Path is usually AJB-OD.

• Get flyers, use on Ed then in the HitS. Flyer orchard and then the dooks in no outfit
• Survive in Junkyard, only need fatigues to visit Yossarian
• Up +combat and do beach
• Battlefield until orchard opens, visit stand in frat outfit
• Battlefield until nuns opens. Only do if you want the daily +3000 hp/mp
• Battlefield until dooks open, visit farmer in frat outfit

Tips:

• Llama gongs give excellent 20 adv stat boosts

Arena

Run as much +ML as you can, entangling noodles helps a lot

• Flyer Ed the Undying
• Flyer Hole in the Sky next, with enough ML this may be enough
• Flyer filthworms wearing no outfit
• Flyer Dooks while wearing no outfit
• Flyer gremlins if needed, they hit hard though

Beach

Best to have at least 2 Combat Frequency boosters

• reodorant (+5%)
• Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (+5%) - AT buff
• Musk of the Moose (+5%) - SC skill

Orchard

• jumpsuited hound dog - (40lb, +100% items) + sugar shield/pet-buffing spray/leash/empathy/sympathy (+30lb)
• Scratch 'n' sniff sword with 3 unicorn stickers (+75% items, 20adv)
• glimmering raven feather (+60% items, 20 adv) - Birdform in Cyrpt for beetles, then feast on carrion 5 times
• Extra Sensory Perception (+50% items, 20 adv) - Llama lama gong choice from Path of the Roach, ideal as muscle class
• Pumpkin juice (+20% items, 10 adv) - Also gives +10 ML for stats
• love song of disturbing obsession (+20% items, 20 adv) - Declining, use another song after 5 advs
• Knob Goblin eyedrops (+15% items, 10 adv)
• Hustlin' (+10% items, 10 adv) - Pool Table, play stylishly. Also gives +50% init for pickpocketing glands
• miner's helmet (+5% items)
• makeshift cape (+5% items)
• Object Detection (+5% items) - DoD potion

• Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (+20% items) - AT buff
• Mad Looting Skillz (+20% items) - DB passive
• Powers of Observatiogn (+10% items) - Gnomish passive
• Natural Born Scrabbler (+5% items) - Hodgman passive

Less likely to have:

• lavender candy heart (+10% items, 10 adv)
• Baron von Ratsworth's monocle (+10% items)
• lucky rabbit's foot (+7% items)

Nuns

• 2 Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhalers (+200% meat, 10 adv/each)
• sugar chapeau or Meat cowboy hat on hatrack (50lb/30lb leprechaun, +200/+135% meat)
• Preternatural Greed demon name (+100% meat, 30 adv)
• Scratch 'n' sniff sword with 3 UPC stickers (+75% meat, 20adv)
• Glimmering buzzard feather (+60% meat, 20 adv) - Use birdform on filthworms to get stinkbugs, use stinkbugs 5 times
• Winklered from Arena frat reward (+40% meat, 20 adv)
• Love song of sugary cuteness (+40% meat, 20 adv)
• Knob Goblin nasal spray (+30% meat, 10 adv/each)
• Booty chest charrrm bracelet (+10% meat)
• ratskin belt (+10% meat)
• lucky rabbit's foot (+7% meat)
• Pool table Play Aggressively (+5lb familiar)

• Polka of Plenty (+50%) - AT buff
• Nimble Fingers (+20% meat) - DB passive
• Expert Panhandling (+10% meat) - Sauceror passive
• Gnefarious Pickpocketing (+10% meat) - Gnomish passive

Dooks

Complete not wearing fatigues, flyer all the dooks.

• First, use a chaos butterfly in combat.
• Next, make a fence out of the barbed wire (choice #3) when you are cornered.
• Knock over the lantern (choice #1) when you are cornered again.
• Dump out the drum (choice #2) when you are cornered a third time.

Basementing

• Sauceror is the cheapest class to dive as
• Cheaper to use Cannelloni for 20MP than pay for elemental phials

• Basement Diving Guide

Trying to max out your DA is the way to go, with +HP items 2nd, +Muscle% third (unless you're diving at a relatively high level). DR is kind of useless since the level of damage you're taking is so high.

With that in mind, here's the "value" Gauntlet setup. Obviously, some people will have better access to resources/personal skills. I don't know what you have and what you don't, so here's something I threw together assuming few if any ascensions.

Hat: Wreath of Laurels 200 (+Muscle) Wep: Duct Tape Sword 40 Shd: Catskin Buckler 50 Leg: Danglin' Chat'd Loincloth 200 Ac1: Shiny Hood Ornament +HP Ac2: Blackberry Boots +HP Ac3: Bejeweled pledge pin +HP

Total: 490

Effects: Astral Shell 80 Ghostly Shell 80 Twinkly powder 30

Total: 190 Grand Total: 680

DA Bonuses, if they're available. Battered old top-hat, 0 additional, but bonuses. Need Hobopolis. Bronze Breastplate 125 additional, need Torso Awareness SSSuspenders 30 additional, need a HC run. Hide of the Otter/Walrus 20/40 additional, SC skill. Tao Double hat and pants power x2, TT skill

Other stuff: Shanty (HP bonus) Power Ballad (Kind of useless, but every little bit helps I guess...). All the cheap percentage +Muscle/+HP item effects, like Mick's, pine cones.

Addendum: It only makes sense to go up to 1000 DA, so if you have Tao, you can use lower powered hats/pants in an efforts to increase +HP or +Mus even more.

Part 2: When I ranked bonuses you want on the first line, I meant in terms of choosing equipment. Obviously, a lemon potion is going to bump your MaxHP quite a bit, so you'll want to be using one regardless of whatever else you have.