User:Muhandes

Introduction

My name is Muhandes (#1579890), and I playing KoL since January 16, 2008, meaning I just missed crimbo 08. I am rather new to the game compared to the old-timers, but I set my targets high.

I love things tabulated and accounted for. So I'm going to list here for myself what I have and what I still don't.

My real world counterpart hails from Israel.

I ripped the following tables from here and there. Most of it is probably from Finalheaven63 and chasing. Thanks, and thanks to anyone else I ripped from and forgot.

Skills

Lvl	Seal Clubber	Turtle Tamer	Pastamancer	Sauceror	Disco Bandit	Accordion Thief
0	Seal Clubbing Frenzy	Patience of the Tortoise	Manicotti Meditation	Sauce Contemplation	Disco Aerobics	Moxie of the Mariachi
1	Hide of the Otter	Headbutt	Ravioli Shurikens	Stream of Sauce	Disco Eye-Poke	Moxious Madrigal
2	Claws of the Otter	Skin of the Leatherback	Entangling Noodles	Saucy Salve	Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation	The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
3	Tongue of the Otter	Amphibian Sympathy	Lasagna Bandages	Expert Panhandling	Disco Nap	Canticle of Celerity
4	Thrust-Smack	Ghostly Shell	Cannelloni Cannon	Elemental Saucesphere	Disco Dance of Doom	The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
5	Super-Advanced Meatsmithing	Armorcraftiness	Pastamastery	Saucecrafting	Cocktailcrafting	The Polka of Plenty
6	Eye of the Stoat	Tenacity of the Snapper	Spriny Fusilli	Saucestorm	Nimble Fingers	Symphony of Destruction
7	Hide of the Walrus	Kneebutt	Spirit of Rigatoni	Jalapeño Saucesphere	Electric Boogaloo	Phat Loot Lyric
8	Claws of the Walrus	Empathy of the Newt	Stuffed Mortar Shell	Wave of Sauce	Mad Looting Skillz	Anthem of Absorption
9	Tongue of the Walrus	Reptilian Fortitude	Spirit of Ravioli	Intrinsic Spiciness	Disco Power Nap	The Psalm of Pointiness
10	Lunging Thrust-Smack	Shieldbutt	Weapon of the Pastalord	Jabañero Saucesphere	Disco Face Stab	Shanty of Superiority
11	Rage of the Reindeer	Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises	Leash on Linguini	Saucegeyser	Disco Fever	Antiphon of Aptitude
12	Double-Fisted Skull Smashing	Astral Shell	Cannelloni Cocoon	Impetuous Sauciness	Ambidextrous Funkslinging	The Ode to Booze
13	Northern Exposure	Cold-Blooded Fearlessness	Tolerance of the Kitchen	Diminished Gag Reflex	Heart of Polyester	Sonata of Sneakiness
14	Musk of the Moose	Hero of the Half-Shell	Flavour of Magic	Immaculate Seasoning	Smooth Movement	Cantata of Confrontation
15	Pulverize	Tao of the Terrapin	Transcendental Noodlecraft	The Way of Sauce	Superhuman Cocktailcrafting	Aria of Annoyance
Spooky	Snarl of the Timberwolf	Spectral Snapper	Fearful Fettucini	Scarysauce	Tango of Terror	Dirge of Dreadfulness
Underwater	Harpoon!	Summon Leviatuga	Tempuramancy	Deep Saucery	Salacious Cocktailcrafting	Donho's Bubbly Ballad
Hobopolis
Hodgman	Natural Born Scrabbler	Thrift and Grift	Abs of Tin	Marginally Insane
30MP Elemental	Conjure Relaxing Campfire	Maximum Chill	Mudbath	Inappropriate Backrub	Creepy Lullaby
120MP Elemental	Awesome Balls of Fire	Snowclone	Eggsplosion	Grease Lightning	Raise Backup Dancer
Accordian Thief	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	Elron's Explosive Etude	Chorale of Companionship	Prelude of Precision
Other
Gnomish	Torso Awaregness	Gnomish Hardigness	Cosmic Ugnderstanding	Powers of Observatiogn	Gnefarious Pickpocketing
Mr. Skill	Summon Snowcones	Summon Hilarious Objects	Summon Candy Hearts	Summon Party Favor	Summon "Tasteful" Gifts	Summon Stickers
More Mr. Skill	Summon Love Songs
Misc.	CLEESH	Chronic Indigestion	Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting	Transcendent Olfaction	Rainbow Gravitation	Vent Rage Gland
Slimy	Slimy Sinews (0/10)	Slimy Synapses (0/10)	Slimy Shoulders (0/10)

Unpermed

Softcore Permanent

Hardcore Permanent

Tattoos

89/102

Classes 13/18	SC	SC HC	SC HCO	TT	TT HC	TT HCO	PM	PM HC	PM HCO
	S	S HC	S HCO	DB	DB HC	DB HCO	AT	AT HC	AT HCO
SC 11/12	I	II	III	IV	V	VI	VII	VIII	IX	X	XI	XI+
HC 12/12	I	II	III	IV	V	VI	VII	VIII	IX	X	XI	XI+
Ascension 2/3	Teet	Boozer	Oxy
Outfits 47/53	Template:Click 8-Bit Finery	Template:Click Antique Arms And Armor	Template:Click Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel	Template:Click Arboreal Raiment	Template:Click Black Armaments	Template:Click Bounty-Hunting Rig	Template:Click Bow Tux	Template:Click Bugbear Costume	Template:Click Cloaca-Cola Uniform	Template:Click Clockwork Apparatus
	Template:Click Crimbo Duds	Template:Click Crimborg Assault Armor	Template:Click Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume	Template:Click Dire Drifter Duds	Template:Click Dwarvish War Uniform	Template:Click Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform	Template:Click El Vibrato Relics	Template:Click Encephalic Ensemble	Template:Click eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear	Template:Click Filthy Hippy Disguise
	Template:Click Hodgman's Regal Frippery	Template:Click Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments	Template:Click Frat Boy Ensemble	Template:Click Frat Warrior Fatigues	Template:Click Furry Suit	Template:Click Glad Bag Glad Rags	Template:Click Gnauga Hides	Template:Click Grass Guise	Template:Click Grimy Reaper's Vestments	Template:Click Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit
	Template:Click Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform	Template:Click Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise	Template:Click Mining Gear	Template:Click Mutant Couture	Template:Click OK Lumberjack Outfit	Template:Click Palmist Paraphernalia	Template:Click Pork Elf Prizes	Template:Click Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia	Template:Click Radio Free Regalia	Template:Click Roy Orbison Disguise
	Template:Click Slimesuit	Template:Click Star Garb	Template:Click Swashbuckling Getup	Template:Click Tapered Threads	Template:Click Tawdry Tramp Togs	Template:Click Terrifying Clown Suit	Template:Click Terrycloth Tackle	Template:Click Time Trappings	Template:Click Tropical Crimbo Duds	Template:Click Vile Vagrant Vestments
	Template:Click War Hippy Fatigues	Template:Click Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe	Template:Click Yendorian Finery
Special 4/4	Artist	Martini	Delicious salad	Hobo Tattoo 17/19

Missing

Partially Acquired

Got it

Trophies

Little Boat	Big Boat	I Heart Canadia	100 Pound Load	300 Pound Load	Silver Yeti	Golden Yeti	Palindrophy	Platinum Skull	Disgusting Cocktail
The Ghuol Cup	Der Toastdieb	None	Easy Come Easy Go	Bouquet of Hippies	Weeping Pizza	Black Hole Terrarium	Failure to Comm.	Tiny Plastic Trophy	99 Red Balloons
Gadget Inspector	Boss Boss	Jack of Several Trades	Gourdcore	Let My Bugbears Go!	Trivially Skilled	This Lousy Trophy	Three-Tiered Trophy	Friend of Elves	Reindeer Hunter
Brass Bowling Trophy Trophy	Look, Ma! No Pants!	Slice and Dice	Gender Bender	Golden Meat Stack	Your Log Saw Something That Night	Little Chickadee	The Three Amigos	Festive Dismemberment	Best Meal of My Life
Scourge of Seals	Tzar of Turtles	Potentate of Pasta	Sauciest Saucier	Duke of Disco	Maestro of Mariachi	The Butler Did It	Slapstick	File:Eliza knew best thumb.gif Moderation In All Things	File:And a filthy job it is thumb.gif The Right Tool For The Job
File:Gonna go fondle my sweaters thumb.gif Hothouse Hero	File:Like a cucumber on pluto thumb.gif Cool Customer	File:Horror has a new name thumb.gif Dreadful, Just Dreadful	File:Melodious and mellifluous thumb.gif Malodorous	File:This parrot is nude thumb.gif Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge	Crossroads	Friend of the Devils	Bringer of Storms	Eerily Skilled	I Love A Parade
File:Dont worry your pretty little head thumb.gif Awwww, Yeah	Phileas Foggy	Extinctionist	File:Kick em when theyre up thumb.GIF Dirty Laundry	Amateur Tour Guide	Professional Tour Guide	Brave Sir Robin	File:What the hell are colitas anyway thumb.gif Desert Wind	File:Just like grandmas dentures thumb.gif Two-Tiered Tiny Plastic Trophy	File:Who runs bartertown thumb.gif Master Paster
File:And thats all thumb.gif Golden Spatula	File:I hardly know her thumb.gif Mellon Baller, Shot Caller	File:What do you want on your tombstone thumb.gif BAM!	File:Ill make a note of it thumb.gif Speakeasy savant	File:Hippy hippy shake thumb.gif Honky Tonk Hero	File:On channel z thumb.gif Cantina Commander	File:Tong tong tong tong ta tong tong thumb.gif Apprentice Meatsmacker	File:Now all you need is a sickle thumb.gif Journeyman Meatsmacker	File:Two tickets to anville thumb.gif Master Meatsmacker	File:Hey vern its jewels thumb.gif Preciousss
?	File:Garble varble zous thumb.gif Losing Your Marbles	File:Dodecahardon thumb.gif Hunter in Darkness

Can't Get it

Don't Have It

Workin' On It

Got It

Mr. Store items

	2004	2005	2006	2007	2008	2009
January		orphan baby yeti	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	Libram of Divine Favors	container of Spooky Putty
February		silk garter snake	iceberglet	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	naughty origami kit	Libram of Love Songs
March		lucky Tam O'Shanter	March hat	dandy lion cub	sane hatrack	Apathargic Bandersnatch
April		April 1st only emo roe personal raindrop	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	bad penguin egg	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	April 1st tiny costume wardrobe Elvish sunglasses
May		miniature gravy-covered maypole	homeless hobo spirit	Mayflower bouquet	packet of mayfly bait	Clan pool table
June		deflated inflatable dodecapede	astral badger	bottled green pixie	llama lama cria	infant sandworm
July		wax lips	jewel-eyed wizard hat	bottle-rocket crossbow	little box of fireworks	Bag o' Tricks
August		pygmy bugbear shaman	Comma Chameleon egg	wizard action figure	cotton candy cocoon	floaty stone sphere
September		Jekyllin hide belt	Travoltan trousers	navel ring of navel gazing	haiku katana
October	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	doppelshifter egg	plastic pumpkin bucket	class five ecto-larva	spooky rattling cigar box
November	hand turkey outline	miniscule temporal rip	pilgrim shield	V for Vivala mask	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome
December	crimbo elfling	sweet nutcracker	yuletide troll chrysalis	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	candy cornucopia

Yearly

	Volleyball/Leprechaun combo	Leprechaun/Fairy combo
2008-2009	uniclops egg	passed-out psychedelic bear
2007-2008	unemployed hunchbacked minion	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
2006-2007	nervous tick egg	jitterbug larva
2005-2006	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	calm attention-deficit demon
2004-2005	Cheshire Bitten	coffee sprite

Don't Have It

Workin' On It

Got It

Familiars

Mosquito	Leprechaun	Levitating Potato	Angry Goat	Sabre-Toothed Lime	Fuzzy Dice	Spooky Pirate Skeleton	Barrrnacle	Howling Balloon Monkey	Stab Bat
Grue	Blood-Faced Volleyball	None	Ghuol Whelp	Baby Gravy Fairy	Cocoabo	Star Starfish	Hovering Sombrero	Ghost Pickle on a Stick	Killer Bee
Whirling Maple Leaf	Coffee Pixie	Cheshire Bat	Jill-O-Lantern	Hand Turkey	Crimbo Elf	Hanukkimbo Dreidl	Baby Yeti	Feather Boa Constrictor	Emo Squid
Personal Raincloud	Clockwork Grapefruit	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	Flaming Gravy Fairy	Frozen Gravy Fairy	Stinky Gravy Fairy	Spooky Gravy Fairy	Inflatable Dodecapede	Pygmy Bugbear Shaman	Doppelshifter
Attention-Deficit Demon	Cymbal-Playing Monkey	Temporal Riftlet	Sweet Nutcracker	Pet Rock	Snowy Owl	Teddy Bear	Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	Sleazy Gravy Fairy	Wild Hare
Wind-up Chattering Teeth	Spirit Hobo	Astral Badger	Comma Chameleon	Misshapen Animal Skeleton	Scary Death Orb	Jitterbug	Nervous Tick	Reassembled Blackbird	Origami Towel Crane
Ninja Snowflake	Evil Teddy Bear	Toothsome Rock	None	Ancient Yuletide Troll	Dandy Lion	O.A.F.	Penguin Goodfella	Jumpsuited Hound Dog	Green Pixie
Ragamuffin Imp	Exotic Parrot	Wizard Action Figure	Gluttonous Green Ghost	Casagnova Gnome	Hunchbacked Minion	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	Bulky Buddy Box	Teddy Borg	RoboGoose
El Vibrato Megadrone	Mad Hatrack	None	None	None	None	None	None	Hobo Monkey	Llama Lama
Cotton Candy Carnie	Disembodied Hand	Black Cat	Uniclops	Psychedelic Bear	Baby Mutant Rattlesnake‎	Mutant Fire Ant	Mutant Cactus Bud	Mutant Gila Monster	Cuddlefish
Sugar Fruit Fairy	Imitation Crab	Pair of Ragged Claws	Magic Dragonfish	Frumious Bandersnatch	Midget Clownfish	Syncopated Turtle	Grinning Turtle	Purse Rat	Wereturtle
Baby Sandworm	slimeling	He-Boulder

Don't Have It

Got It

To-Do List

Outfits

• Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume
• Radio Free Regalia
• Crimbo Duds

Discoveries I haven't made

I have discovered 727/756 recipes.

Meat-Pasting

I have discovered 127/128 Meat-Pasting recipes. Missing:

present box + wrapping paper

Cooking

I have discovered 199/200 Cooking recipes. Missing:

pressurized potion of pneumaticity globe of Deep Sauce

Meatsmithing

I have discovered 231/255 Meatsmithing recipes. Missing:

	Shagadelic Disco Banjo Disco Banjo + vial of mojo
	Squeezebox of the Ages Rock and Roll Legend + golden reeds
	Crimbo hat helmet recipe + wrapping paper
	Crimbo pants pants kit + wrapping paper
	Crimbo sword sword hilt + wrapping paper
	depleted Grimacite astrolabe clockwork sphere + chunk of depleted Grimacite
	depleted Grimacite grappling hook pygmy spear + chunk of depleted Grimacite
	depleted Grimacite gravy boat fairy gravy boat + chunk of depleted Grimacite
	depleted Grimacite hammer chunk of depleted Grimacite + chunk of depleted Grimacite
	depleted Grimacite ninja mask cold ninja mask + chunk of depleted Grimacite
	depleted Grimacite shinguards black greaves + chunk of depleted Grimacite
	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt enormous belt buckle + chunk of depleted Grimacite
	spiky turtle shoulderpads hedgeturtle + hedgeturtle
	ancient turtle shell helmet basic meat helmet + ancient turtle shell
	samurai turtle helmet basic meat helmet + samurai turtle
	spiky turtle helmet basic meat helmet + hedgeturtle
	eelskin shield eel skin + meat shield
	painted shield meat shield + painted turtle
	spiky turtle shield meat shield + hedgeturtle
	spongy shield slab of sponge + meat shield
	meat shield dense meat stack + buckler buckle
	tortoboggan shield tortoboggan + tortoboggan
	dueling banjo banjo strings + dueling turtle
	soup-chucks soup turtle + soup turtle

Cocktailcrafting

I have discovered 130/133 Cocktailcrafting recipes. Missing:

	dew yoana salacious lei dew yoana lei + seaode
	salacious lychee chuhai lychee chuhai + seaode
	salacious screwdiver screwdiver + seaode

Jewelrycrafting

I have discovered 40/40 Jewelrycrafting recipes. Missing None.

Things I need Hobo nickels for

• Hobo tatoo 360+380=740 nickels. Currently:

Other Information

Demon Names

• Ach Denfun (These Pipes... Aren't Clean!)
• Vox'Beelvox (Hoom Hah)
• Otep Cthgam (Every Seashell Has a Story to Tell)
• Chuck'k'z'k'ka (Leavesdropping)