Familiars by type

This page is in need of content. A number of combat familiars need to be added; take "Weakens" table and use additional column to differentiate between barrrnacle and skeleton (to allow for formatting), spaded things, new familiars still missing

This is a list of familiars in the Kingdom of Loathing, ordered by type. For a chart showing familiars and whether or not they possess certain skills, see familiar abilities.

Does it all (potentially)

Imitates other familiars

40. Doppelshifter
54. Comma Chameleon

Equipment familiars

82. Mad Hatrack
152. Fancypants Scarecrow

Other configurable functions

143. Robot Reindeer
174. Mini-Adventurer
176. Reanimated Reanimator
189. Crimbo Shrub
190. Mini-Crimbot
206. Trick-or-Treating Tot

Does nothing

45. Pet Rock
63. Toothsome Rock
78. Bulky Buddy Box
144. Holiday Log
169. Homemade Robot

Does many useless or detrimental things

67. O.A.F.
93. Black Cat

Enemy damage

Damage formulas for Combat Familiars. Except where otherwise noted, damage is always rounded down.

#	Familiar	Action Rate	Damage
Lime and Lime-like
4	Angry Goat	ceiling(wt/6)*10%	half-elemental lime: x = wt*(0.5-1.0)+1 total damage; x/2 physical + ceil(x/2) stench.
5	Sabre-Toothed Lime	ceiling(wt/6)*10%	(wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
10	Stab Bat	to hit: ceiling(wt/6)*10% target is monster: 66%, 80% with shock collar	wt*(0.5-1.0)+2
24	Jill-O-Lantern	25%	half-elemental lime: x = (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0) total damage; x/2 physical + ceil(x/2) hot or spooky
25	Hand Turkey	25%	wt+1 to wt+3
26	Crimbo Elf	(ceiling(wt/6)*10+30)/3%	(wt+4)*(0.5-1.0)
34	Flaming Gravy Fairy	33%	wt*(0.5-1.0) hot
35	Frozen Gravy Fairy	33%	wt*(0.5-1.0) cold
36	Stinky Gravy Fairy	33%	wt*(0.5-1.0) stench
37	Spooky Gravy Fairy	33%	wt*(0.5-1.0) spooky
49	Sleazy Gravy Fairy	33%	wt*(0.5-1.0) sleaze
51	Wind-up Chattering Teeth	ceiling(wt/6)*10%	(wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
56	Scary Death Orb	to hit: ceiling(wt/6)*10% target is monster: 66%, 80% with tuning fork	wt*(0.5-1.0)+2 spooky
66	Dandy Lion	50% (with whip equipped)	wt*(0.5-1.0)+2
70	Green Pixie	50%	wt*(0.5-1.0) Physical
81	El Vibrato Megadrone (ATTACK)	50%	(wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
88	Mariachi Chihuahua	ceiling(wt/6)*10%	(wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
88	Mariachi Chihuahua (for an Accordion Thief)	ceiling((wt+min(20,2*lvl))/6)*10%	(wt+min(20,2*lvl)+2)*(0.5-1.0)
96	Baby Mutant Rattlesnake	20%	(wt+2)*(0.5-1.0) Poisons the monster (80% * int(X), decreasing by 1/2 each turn)
97	Mutant Fire Ant	20%	(wt+2)*(0.5-1.0) hot Poisons the monster (80% * int(X), decreasing by 1/2 each turn)
98	Mutant Cactus Bud	20%	(wt+2)*(0.5-1.0) Poisons the monster (80% * int(X), decreasing by 1/2 each turn)
99	Mutant Gila Monster	50%	(wt+2)*(1.0-2.0) Poisons the monster (80% * int(X), decreasing by 1/2 each turn)
136	Mini-Hipster	??%	??
137	Pottery Barn Owl	??%	??
138	Hippo Ballerina	??%	??
139	Knob Goblin Organ Grinder	??%	??
143	Robot Reindeer (with D.A.S.H.E.R. Protocol)	ceiling(wt/6)*10%	(wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
143	Robot Reindeer (with C.O.M.E.T. Protocol)	ceiling(wt/6)*10%	(wt+2)*(0.5-1.0) cold
150	Pair of Stomping Boots	33%	wt*(0.5-1.0)
Non-lime formula attack familiars
1	Mosquito	25%	1 to wt/2
9	Howling Balloon Monkey	27.5% (0% if wt<11)	wt*(0.25-0.5)
11	Grue	10+10*ceil(wt/4)%	(wt + 3*(5-L))*(0.5-1.0)+2
20	Killer Bee	33%	1 to wt/2
21	Whirling Maple Leaf	25%	(wt+1)*(0.5-1.0)
28	Baby Yeti	25%	wt/2 to wt+5 cold
32	Clockwork Grapefruit	50%	ceiling(wt/2) to wt+6
33	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	70% (55% w/chip)	wt*(0.5-1.0) - 5
		15% (15% w/chip)	wt*(0.5-1.0) hot
		15% (30% w/chip)	wt*(0.5-1.0) + 10
46	Snowy Owl	ceiling(wt/6)*10+20%	ceil(wt to (wt+3)/2) + 5
53	Astral Badger	(MicroMechaMech)	(MicroMechaMech)
61	Ninja Snowflake	ceiling(wt/6)*10%	wt to 2*wt cold
68	Penguin Goodfella	100% (only with use of a Goodfella contract with enough Meat)	wt*(2-4)
83	Adorable Seal Larva	25%	1 to wt/2
83	Adorable Seal Larva (for a Seal Clubber)	25%	1 to (wt+min(20,2*lvl))/2
102	Imitation Crab	100% (twice per round)	1 to wt/2 (two times per attack; max 10 on land; max 20 on land with imitation whetstone)
103	Pair of Ragged Claws	50%	1 to wt/2 (two times per attack)
143	Robot Reindeer (with no protocol)	25%	1 to wt/2
Non-formula based attack familiars
38	Inflatable Dodecapede	N/A	1-5 lbs. = 11-27 6-10 lbs. = 9-24 11-15 lbs. = 5-17 16-20 lbs. = 4-15 20+ lbs. = 2-10
Starfish family
17	Star Starfish	33%	(wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
52	Spirit Hobo	33% (only while boozed)	(wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
74	Gluttonous Green Ghost	33% (?) (only while fed)	(wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
85	Animated Macaroni Duck	33%	(wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
85	Animated Macaroni Duck (for a Pastamancer)	33%	(wt+min(20,2*lvl)+3)*(0.5-1.0)
87	Autonomous Disco Ball with stick-on mini solar panels equipped	33%	6-13
106	Midget Clownfish	33%	(wt+3)*(0.5-1.0) on land; ((1.5*wt)+3)*(0.5-1.0) in water sleaze
112	Slimeling	50%	acts as an improved starfish when fed equipment
114	Rock Lobster	33%	(wt+3)*(0.5-1.0) (on land); ((1.5*wt)+3)*(0.5-1.0) in water hot
121	Snow Angel	33%	(wt+3)*(0.5-1.0) cold
134	Underworld Bonsai	33%	(wt+3)*(0.5-1.0) spooky
135	Rogue Program	33%	(wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
143	Robot Reindeer (with B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. Protocol)	33%	(wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
183	Galloping Grill	20% (always acts on round 1)	hot
Attack / Delevel
7	Spooky Pirate Skeleton	75% * (ceiling(wt/6)*10+20%)	int(wt/2)+2 to wt+2 damage
19	Ghost Pickle on a Stick	66% * (ceiling(wt/5)*10+40%)	int(wt/2)+4 to wt+7 damage
55	Misshapen Animal Skeleton	66% * (ceiling(wt/5)*10+40%)	int(wt/2)+4 to wt+7 plus int(wt/2)+4 to wt+7 spooky
87	Autonomous Disco Ball	75% * (ceiling(wt/6)*10+20%)	int(wt/2)+2 to wt+2 damage
87	Autonomous Disco Ball (for a Disco Bandit)	75% * (ceiling((wt+min(20,2*lvl)/6)*10+20%)	int((wt+min(20,2*lvl))/2)+2 to wt+min(20,2*lvl)+2 damage
Kitchen Sink
6	Fuzzy Dice	2.5% (30% * 3/36)	2d6 = 4: wt
		1.66% (30% * 2/36)	2d6 = 11: 2*wt
16	Cocoabo	8.33% (before round 10) 16.67% (round 10 and after)	wt+1 to wt+3 (doubled with Limit Break)
27	Hanukkimbo Dreidl	1d4	Shin: 2(1-wt)
29	Feather Boa Constrictor		wt+1 to wt+3 sleaze
31	Personal Raincloud	15%	1 to wt+3
44	Sweet Nutcracker	ceiling(wt/5)*10+40%	wt/2+1 to wt+7
48	Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	11%	int(1.5*(wt+1)) to int(1.5*(wt+3))
62	Evil Teddy Bear		(it's complicated)
71	Ragamuffin Imp		(Based on Number in Circulation)
72	Wizard Action Figure		wt/2 to 2+wt/2
77	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	2-3%	wt/2 to wt (Tesla) (start of combat only)
77	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	16%	wt+5 to wt+10 (Chainsaw)
80	RoboGoose		2*(wt+2+1d4)
92	Disembodied Hand	100%	wt+(weaponpower/10) to 2*wt+(weaponpower/5), calculated separately
98	Mutant Cactus Bud	When attacked	??
110	Wereturtle		spooky, dependent on moonlight
120	Stocking Mimic	8.33% (before round 10) 16.67% (round 10 and after)	wt+1 to wt+3 (doubled with Happy Holidays!)
123	BRICKO chick	50%	wt+5 or wt+10
151	Feral Kobold	100%	3*(wt)+1 to 3*(wt)+3
167	Nanorhino	100%	???, randomly physical, hot, spooky, cold, sleaze or stench
176	Reanimated Reanimator (with >4 arms)	100%, arms/10 times per round	1 to arms/2 per attack
177	Warbear Drone	100%	Randomly physical, hot, spooky, cold, sleaze or stench. Attacks up to 6 times per round.

Player damage

ID	Familiar	Frequency	Dmg (Low)	Dmg (High)	Notes
6	Fuzzy Dice	1.6% (30% * 2/36)	wt	wt	Rolling either a 2 or 12
10	Stab Bat	33% * (10 * ceiling(wt/6))	0.5*wt+2	1.0*wt+2
10	Stab Bat	20% * (10 * ceiling(wt/6))	0.5*wt+2	1.0*wt+2	w/ collar equipped
20	Killer Bee	33%	1	1	Accompanies stat gain
56	Scary Death Orb	33% * (10 * ceiling(wt/6))	0.5*wt+2	1.0*wt+2
56	Scary Death Orb	20% * (10 * ceiling(wt/6))	0.5*wt+2	1.0*wt+2	w/ fork equipped
80	RoboGoose	6.67%	0.5*(wt+4)-1	0.5*(wt+4)+1	poached

Absorbs damage

ID	Familiar	Frequency	Dmg (Low)	Dmg (High)	Notes
47	Teddy Bear	??	??	??
60	Origami Towel Crane	??	??	??
62	Evil Teddy Bear	??	??	??
79	Teddy Borg	??	??	??

Stat gain

• Volleyball formula familiars add 2+(weight/5) substats at the end of combat.
• Sombrero formula familiars add (ML/4)*(0.1 + 0.005*weight) substats at the end of combat.

ID	Familiar	Frequency	Formula	Notes
12	Blood-Faced Volleyball	100%	Volleyball
18	Hovering Sombrero	100%	Sombrero
20	Killer Bee	33%	1-3	Applied to Muscle
23	Cheshire Bat	100%	Volleyball
24	Jill-O-Lantern	100%	Volleyball
31	Personal Raincloud	36%	1-3	Applied to Mus, Mys, or Mox
39	Pygmy Bugbear Shaman	??%	Volleyball	Requires MP
42	Cymbal-Playing Monkey	100%	Volleyball
50	Wild Hare	24%	Volleyball
52	Spirit Hobo	100%	Volleyball
58	Nervous Tick	100%	Volleyball
65	Ancient Yuletide Troll	100%	Volleyball
68	Penguin Goodfella	100%	Volleyball
72	Wizard Action Figure	100%	2+(wt/15)	1/3 weight volleyball
72	Wizard Action Figure with mint-condition magic wand	100%	2+(2*wt/15)	2/3 weight volleyball
74	Gluttonous Green Ghost	100%	Volleyball
76	Hunchbacked Minion	100%	Volleyball
77	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	100%	Volleyball
77	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. with metallic foil radar dish	100%	Sombrero
83	Untamed Turtle with smiley-face sticker	100%	4	Volleyball (fixed weight of 10)
88	Mariachi Chihuahua with tiny sombrero	100%	(ML/4)*(0.15)	Sombrero (fixed weight of 10)
90	Llama Lama	100%	2+(wt/10)	1/2 weight volleyball
94	Uniclops	100%	Volleyball
96	Baby Mutant Rattlesnake	100%	(1.3-.15*gd)*(2+(wt/5))	Volleyball modified by grimacite darkness (gd)
101	Sugar Fruit Fairy	??	Volleyball	Requires MP
105	Frumious Bandersnatch	100%	Volleyball	Can be tuned to a single stat with familiar equipment
108	Grinning Turtle	100%	Volleyball
111	Baby Sandworm	100%	Sombrero
119	Chauvinist Pig	100%	Volleyball
122	Jack-in-the-Box	Every 3 turns	2*(2+(wt/5))	Double volleyball formula, acts every 3rd combat
124	Baby Bugged Bugbear	25%	Volleyball	100% frequency with bugged balaclava equipped
136	Mini-Hipster	100%	2-3	Applied to Mus, Mys, or Mox; occurs on first round of combat (can also yield +3 stats post-combat when equipped with fixed-gear bicycle)
141	Dramatic Hedgehog	100%	Volleyball
142	Smiling Rat	100%	Volleyball
143	Robot Reindeer (with R.U.D.O.L.P.H. Protocol)	100%	Volleyball
148	Li'l Xenomorph	100%	Volleyball
154	Bloovian Groose	100%	Volleyball
159	Happy Medium	100%	Volleyball
160	Artistic Goth Kid	100%	Volleyball
166	Unconscious Collective	100%	Volleyball
176	Reanimated Reanimator	100%	Volleyball
179	Grim Brother	100%	Volleyball
180	Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	100%	Volleyball
183	Galloping Grill	100%	Sombrero
189	Crimbo Shrub	100%	Volleyball (presumed)	Can be tuned to a single stat
192	Golden Monkey	100%	Volleyball
198	Lil' Barrel Mimic	100%	Volleyball
199	Machine Elf	??%	?
201	Rockin' Robin	100%	Volleyball
206	Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing li'l clown costume	100%	15
206	Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing li'l robot costume	100%	10

Weakens enemy

ID/Pic	Familiar	Frequency	Levels (Low)	Levels (High)	Notes
Barrrnacle-like (delevels at beginning of combat)
8	Barrrnacle	4.5*wt%	wt/2	wt/2	Can breathe underwater
43	Temporal Riftlet	4.5*wt%	wt/2	wt/2
30	Emo Squid	4.5*wt%	wt/2	wt/2	Can breathe underwater
68	Penguin Goodfella	4.5*wt%	wt/2	wt/2
72	Wizard Action Figure	*	??	??
85	Animated Macaroni Duck with farfalle bow tie equipped	45%	5	5	Fixed 10-lb Barrrnacle
103	Pair of Ragged Claws	??	wt/2	wt/2
143	Robot Reindeer (with P.R.A.N.C.E.R. Protocol)	4.5*wt%	wt/2	wt/2
162	Reagnimated Gnome (with gnomish athlete's foot)	???	wt/2	wt/2
167	Nanorhino	100%?	wt/2	wt/2
171	Gelatinous Cubeling	??	wt/2	wt/2
Skeleton-like (delevels during combat)
7	Spooky Pirate Skeleton	25%	1	wt/4	Reduces defense only
16	Cocoabo	25%	floor((wt+1)/3)	ceil((wt+1)/3)	Doubled on a LIMIT BREAK!
19	Ghost Pickle on a Stick	33%	1	wt/3
31	Personal Raincloud	15%	1	wt/4
48	Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	11%	floor(wt/2)	floor(wt/2)
55	Misshapen Animal Skeleton	33%	1	wt/3
77	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	16%	wt/3	wt/2
80	RoboGoose	6.67%	(wt+4)/3	(wt+4)/3
81	El Vibrato Megadrone	50%	1	int(wt/4)	"MODIFY" card equipped
83	Llama Lama	20%	1	int(wt/4)	Reduces defense only
87	Autonomous Disco Ball	*	??	??
120	Stocking Mimic	25%	floor((wt+1)/3)	ceil((wt+1)/3)	Doubled on a Happy Holidays!
136	Mini-Hipster	15%(?)	1(?)	wt/4(?)
138	Hippo Ballerina	16.6%	1	wt/4
143	Robot Reindeer (with C.U.P.I.D. Protocol)	25%	1	wt/4
146	Obtuse Angel (when Fire a fingertrap arrow is cast)	n/a	???	???
157	Tickle-Me Emilio	12.5%	floor((wt+1)/3)	ceil((wt+1)/3)
173	Nosy Nose	50%	wt/3	wt/2
176	Reanimated Reanimator (with >4 wings)	100%	wings/2	wings/2

Prevents enemy attacks

ID/Pic	Familiar	Frequency	Notes
3	Levitating Potato	1.5*wt%	Maximum block rate of 90%.
6	Fuzzy Dice	3.33%	When it rolls a 9
27	Hanukkimbo Dreidl	??	When it lands on Nun
29	Feather Boa Constrictor	??
30	Emo Squid	1.5*wt%	Maximum block rate of 90%
43	Temporal Riftlet	1.5*wt%	Maximum block rate of 90%
48	Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	5.5%	Also delevels
60	Origami Towel Crane	??
62	Evil Teddy Bear	??
77	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	??%	Start of combat, if initiative has been lost
77	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	16%	During combat
80	RoboGoose	6.67%
81	El Vibrato Megadrone	??	When programmed to BUILD
83	Untamed Turtle	1.5*wt%	Maximum block rate of 90%.
83	Untamed Turtle (if player is a Turtle Tamer)	1.5*(wt+min(20,2*lvl))%	Maximum block rate of 90%.
91	Cotton Candy Carnie	1.5*wt%	Potato formula.
100	Cuddlefish, on land	1.125*wt%	75% of the potato formula. Maximum block rate of 90%.
100	Cuddlefish, underwater	1.5*wt%	Maximum block rate of 90%
117	Squamous Gibberer	1.5*wt%	Maximum block rate of 90%.
124	Baby Bugged Bugbear	1.5*wt%	Potato formula.
135	Rogue Program	?	With portable motorcycle equipped
136	Mini-Hipster	?
138	Hippo Ballerina	16%
146	Obtuse Angel	100%	1 round, when Fire a badly romantic arrow is cast
146	Obtuse Angel	100%	1-? rounds, when Fire a boxing-glove arrow is cast
159	Happy Medium	n/a	when Siphon Spirits is cast
162	Reagnimated Gnome	?	with gnomish coal miner's lung equipped
164	Mini-Skulldozer	?
176	Reanimated Reanimator	100%	1 round, when Wink at (Familiar Name) is cast
176	Reanimated Reanimator (with >4 weird parts)	1.5*weirdparts%	Maximum block rate of 75%.

Restores HP

ID	Familiar	When	Frequency	HP (Low)	HP (High)	Notes
72	Wizard Action Figure	Start	Special	wt-5	wt+5	Only if you have less than 50%
1	Mosquito	During	30%	wt/2 - 3	wt/2
6	Fuzzy Dice	During	4.2%	wt	wt
16	Cocoabo	During	8.3%	wt+6	wt+8	Restores MP
16	Cocoabo with LIMIT BREAK!	During	2.2%	2*wt+7	2*wt+11	Only 17 pounds and above
31	Personal Raincloud	During	??	1	wt+3
48	Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	During	5.5%	1.5*(wt+1)+5	1.5*(wt+3)+5	Restores MP
80	RoboGoose	During	6.66%	2*wt+11	2*wt+17	Odd increments only
83	Adorable Seal Larva	During	25%	1	wt/2
83	Adorable Seal Larva (for a Seal Clubber)	During	25%	1	(wt+min(20,2*lvl))/2
120	Stocking Mimic	During	8.3%	wt+6	wt+8	Restores MP
120	Stocking Mimic with Happy Holidays!	During	???	2*wt+7	2*wt+11	Restores MP
136	Mini-Hipster	During	??	wt/2	wt+6	May, but not always, restores MP
143	Robot Reindeer (with no protocol)	During	25%	1	wt/2
157	Tickle-Me Emilio	During	??	wt+10	wt+11	Restores MP
14	Ghuol Whelp	End	50%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores MP
31	Personal Raincloud	End	??	1	wt+3	Can restore during combat
50	Wild Hare	End	24%	(wt+5)/2)	wt+5	Restores MP
65	Ancient Yuletide Troll	End	25%	.4*wt	.8*wt
66	Dandy Lion	End	50%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Ghuol Whelp formula
81	El Vibrato Megadrone (REPAIR)	End	50%	(3*wt+5)/2	(3*wt+5)
83	Adorable Seal Larva with pretty pink bow equipped	End	50%	7	15	Restores MP
86	Pet Cheezling	End	50%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores MP
86	Pet Cheezling (for a Sauceror)	End	50%	(wt+min(20,2*lvl)+5)/2	wt+min(20,2*lvl)+5	Restores MP
91	Cotton Candy Carnie	End	50%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Ghuol Whelp formula
99	Mutant Gila Monster	End	???	(1.3-.15*gd)*(wt+5)/2	(1.3-.15*gd)*wt+5	gd is grimacite darkness
100	Cuddlefish, on land	End	50%	(int(.75*wt)+5)/2	.75*wt+5	75% Ghuol Whelp
100	Cuddlefish, underwater	End	50%	(int(1.5*wt)+5)/2	1.5*wt+5	150% Ghuol Whelp
113	He-Boulder	End	50%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores MP
117	Squamous Gibberer	End	50%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores MP
124	Baby Bugged Bugbear	End	25%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores MP
137	Pottery Barn Owl	End	50%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores MP
143	Robot Reindeer (with V.I.X.E.N. Protocol)	End	50%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores MP
172	Adorable Space Buddy	End	???	???	???	Restores MP
206	Trick-or-Treating Tot	End	100%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores MP

Restores MP

ID	Familiar	When	Frequency	HP (Low)	HP (High)	Notes
77	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	Start	20%	wt/2	wt	Only when you've won initiative
6	Fuzzy Dice	During	1.7%	wt	wt	When it rolls a 3
9	Howling Balloon Monkey	During	27.5%	wt/4	wt/2	Only above 10 pounds
16	Cocoabo	During	8.3%	wt+6	wt+8	Restores HP
16	Cocoabo with LIMIT BREAK!	During	2%	2*wt+7	2*wt+11	Only at 17+ pounds
17	Star Starfish	During	33%	(wt+3)/2	wt+3	Causes equal amount of damage
27	Hanukkimbo Dreidl	During	??%	1	wt+1	When it lands on Heh!
28	Baby Yeti	During	50%	wt/2	wt+5	Attacks otherwise
31	Personal Raincloud	During	??%	1	wt/3	Also restores at end of combat
48	Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	During	5.5%	1.5*(wt+1)+5	1.5*(wt+3)+5
52	Spirit Hobo	During	33%	(wt+3)/2	wt+3	Requires booze
74	Gluttonous Green Ghost	During	33%	(wt+3)/2	wt+3	Requires food
85	Animated Macaroni Duck	During	33%	(wt+3)/2	wt+3
85	Animated Macaroni Duck (for a Pastamancer)	During	33%	(wt+min(20,2*lvl)+3)/2	wt+min(20,2*lvl)+3
87	Autonomous Disco Ball with stick-on mini solar panels	During	?33%?	6	13	Fixed 10-lb Starfish
106	Midget Clownfish, on land	During	33%	(int(wt+3))/2	wt+3	Causes equal amount in Sleaze damage
106	Midget Clownfish, underwater	During	33%	(int((wt*1.5)+3))/2	(wt*1.5)+3	Causes equal amount in Sleaze damage
112	Slimeling	During	50%			acts as an improved starfish when fed equipment
114	Rock Lobster, on land	During	33%	(int(wt+3))/2	wt+3	Causes equal amount in Hot damage
114	Rock Lobster, underwater	During	33%	(int((wt*1.5)+3))/2	(wt*1.5)+3	Causes equal amount in Hot damage
120	Stocking Mimic	During	8.3%	wt+6	wt+8	Restores HP
120	Stocking Mimic with Happy Holidays!	During	?	2*wt+7	2*wt+11	Restores HP
121	Snow Angel	During	33%	(int(wt+3))/2	wt+3	Causes equal amount in Cold damage
124	Baby Bugged Bugbear	During	25%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores MP
134	Underworld Bonsai	During	33%	(int(wt+3))/2	wt+3	Causes equal amount in Spooky damage
135	Rogue Program	During	33%	(int(wt+3))/2	wt+3	Same as starfish
143	Robot Reindeer (with B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. Protocol)	During	33%	(int(wt+3))/2	wt+3	Same as starfish
149	Dataspider	During	???	???	???	Causes equal amount of damage
157	Tickle-Me Emilio	During	???	wt+10	wt+11	Restores HP
14	Ghuol Whelp	End	50%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores HP
21	Whirling Maple Leaf	End	35%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5
31	Personal Raincloud	End	??%	1	wt/3	Can also restore during combat
50	Wild Hare	End	24%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores HP
65	Ancient Yuletide Troll	End	??%	wt*.4	wt*.8	Either restores HP or MP, but not both
66	Dandy Lion	End	50%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5
83	Adorable Seal Larva	End	50%	7	15	Fixed 10-lb Ghuol Whelp
86	Pet Cheezling	End	50%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores HP
86	Pet Cheezling (for a Sauceror)	End	50%	(wt+min(20,2*lvl)+15)/2	(wt+min(20,2*lvl))+5	Restores HP
91	Cotton Candy Carnie	End	50%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores HP
99	Mutant Gila Monster	End	???	(1.3-.15*gd)*(wt+5)/2	(1.3-.15*gd)*wt+5	gd is grimacite darkness
100	Cuddlefish, on land	End	50%	(int(.75*wt)+5)/2	.75*wt+5	75% Ghuol Whelp
100	Cuddlefish, underwater	End	50%	(int(1.5*wt)+5)/2	1.5*wt+5	150% Ghuol Whelp
113	He-Boulder	End	50%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores HP
117	Squamous Gibberer	End	50%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores HP
136	Mini-Hipster	End	??%	wt/2	wt+6	Can, but does not necessarily, give HP
137	Pottery Barn Owl	End	50%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores HP
143	Robot Reindeer (with V.I.X.E.N. Protocol)	End	50%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores HP
172	Adorable Space Buddy	End	???	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores HP
182	Twitching Space Critter	During	33%	(int(wt+3))/2	wt+3	Causes equal amount in Stench damage
172	Trick-or-Treating Tot	End	100%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores HP

Increases meat drop

ID	Familiar	Frequency	Formula	Notes
2	Leprechaun	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
22	Coffee Pixie	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
23	Cheshire Bat	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
25	Hand Turkey	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
41	Attention-Deficit Demon	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
42	Cymbal-Playing Monkey	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
50	Wild Hare	24%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
57	Jitterbug	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
58	Nervous Tick	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
75	Casagnova Gnome	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
76	Hunchbacked Minion	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
86	Pet Cheezling with jalapeño slices	100%	60.9%	Fixed 10-lb Leprechaun
89	Hobo Monkey	100%	2.5*wt + sqrt(275*wt) - 6	1.25 leprechaun
94	Uniclops	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
95	Psychedelic Bear	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
98	Mutant Cactus Bud	100%	(1.3-.15*gd)*(2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6)	gd is grimacite darkness
113	He-Boulder	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
115	Urchin Urchin	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
118	Dancing Frog	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
119	Chauvinist Pig	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
124	Baby Bugged Bugbear	25%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
138	Hippo Ballerina	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
139	Knob Goblin Organ Grinder	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
140	Piano Cat	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
141	Dramatic Hedgehog	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
143	Robot Reindeer (with D.O.N.N.E.R. Protocol)	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
154	Bloovian Groose	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
155	Blavious Kloop	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
165	Angry Jung Man	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
176	Reanimated Reanimator (with >4 skulls)	100%	2*skulls + sqrt(220*skulls) - 6
206	Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing li'l pirate costume	100%	300%
206	Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing li'l liberty costume	100%	200%

Produces meat

ID	Familiar	Frequency	Meat (Low)	Meat (High)	Notes
6	Fuzzy Dice	2.5%	10	10	When it rolls a 10
16	Cocoabo	8.3%	3*wt+3	5*wt+15	Does not produce meat after round 10
16	Cocoabo + LIMIT BREAK!	2.2%	6*wt+6	10*wt+30	Does not produce meat after round 10
27	Hanukkimbo Dreidl	??%	1	3*wt	When it rolls Gimmel
29	Feather Boa Constrictor	??%	4*wt+4	6*wt+18
48	Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	5.5%	4.5*wt+5	7.5*wt+15	Does not produce meat after round 10
89	Hobo Monkey	33%	50	100	Steals once per combat
120	Stocking Mimic	8.3%	3*wt+3	5*wt+15	Does not produce meat after round 10
136	Mini-Hipster	???	???	???
157	Tickle-Me Emilio	???	60	60

Increases item drop

ID	Familiar	Frequency	Formula	Notes
15	Baby Gravy Fairy	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
22	Coffee Pixie	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
26	Crimbo Elf	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
34	Flaming Gravy Fairy	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
35	Frozen Gravy Fairy	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
36	Stinky Gravy Fairy	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
37	Spooky Gravy Fairy	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
39	Pygmy Bugbear Shaman	??		Requires MP
41	Attention-Deficit Demon	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
49	Sleazy Gravy Fairy	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
50	Wild Hare	12%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
57	Jitterbug	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
66	Dandy Lion	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
69	Jumpsuited Hound Dog	100%	sqrt(68.75*wt)+1.25*wt-3	1.25 fairy
70	Green Pixie	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
72	Wizard Action Figure	100%	sqrt(55*wt/3)+wt/3-3	1/3 fairy
72	Wizard Action Figure with mint-condition magic wand	100%	sqrt(110*wt/3)+2*wt/3-3	2/3 fairy
75	Casagnova Gnome	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
95	Psychedelic Bear	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
97	Mutant Fire Ant	100%	(1.3-.15*gd)*(sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3)	gd is grimacite darkness
101	Sugar Fruit Fairy	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
107	Syncopated Turtle	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
112	Slimeling	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3	Can also "pickpocket" equipment
116	Grouper Groupie	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
118	Dancing Frog	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
122	Jack-in-the-Box	50%	2*(sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3)	50% chance to act after (non-consecutive) combats
124	Baby Bugged Bugbear	25%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3	100% frequency with bugged bön±Ã©t equipped
138	Hippo Ballerina	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
140	Piano Cat	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
143	Robot Reindeer with D.A.N.C.E.R. Protocol	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
146	Obtuse Angel	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
148	Li'l Xenomorph with Tiny top hat and cane	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
150	Pair of Stomping Boots	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
155	Blavious Kloop	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
156	Peppermint Rhino	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3	Twice as effective for Candy
162	Reagnimated Gnome	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
165	Angry Jung Man	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
171	Gelatinous Cubeling	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
175	Mechanical Songbird	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3	Ability presumed, Works better in Dreadsylvania
176	Reanimated Reanimator (with >4 legs)	100%	sqrt(55*legs)+legs-3
178	Grimstone Golem	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
188	Fist Turkey	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
190	Mini-Crimbot	100%	20%	When configured with Lambada-Class Dancing Legs
193	Adventurous Spelunker	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
201	Rockin' Robin	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
206	Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing li'l ninja costume	100%	150%
206	Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing li'l liberty costume	100%	100%

Adventure gain

ID	Familiar	Frequency	Notes
43	Temporal Riftlet	Wt/1000
50	Wild Hare	Every 15 adventures
50	Wild Hare with miniature dormouse	Every 12 adventures
117	Squamous Gibberer	Every 15 adventures
117	Squamous Gibberer underwater	Every 7-8 adventures
162	Reagnimated Gnome with Gnomish housemaid's kgnee	Wt/1000??
206	Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing li'l unicorn costume	Rollover	+5

Buffs

ID	Familiar	Buff	Frequency	Duration
44	Sweet Nutcracker	Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy (+Item Drops)	??%	ceil(wt/3)
		Rushin' Hands (Melee+3)	??%	ceil(wt/3)
		Arabian Knighthood (+5% Mus)	??%	ceil(wt/3)
		Oriental Mysticism (+5% Myst)	??%	ceil(wt/3)
		Reedy Pipes (+5% Moxie)	??%	ceil(wt/3)
77	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	Cybernetic Muscles (+10% Mus)	??%	ceil(wt/3)
		Neuromancy (+10% Myst)	??%	ceil(wt/3)
		Can Has Cyborger (+10% Mox)	??%	ceil(wt/3)
167	Nanorhino	Nanobrawny (+25% Mus, damage +10, regen 4-8hp)	When using muscle skill at 100%	50
		Nanobrainy (+50% Myst, spell damage +20, regen 2-4mp)	When using mysticality skill at 100%	50
		Nanoballsy (+25% Mox, +20% initiative, +30% pickpocket chance)	When using moxie skill at 100%	50

Produces specific items

ID	Familiar	Item	Frequency	Limit?
48	Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	toast	2.5%	None
53	Astral Badger	astral mushroom	25%	5
65	Ancient Yuletide Troll	disintegrating sheet music	3.3%	None
68	Penguin Goodfella	Goodfella contract	5%-100%*	None
70	Green Pixie	tiny bottle of absinthe	5-20%	5
80	RoboGoose	robotronic egg	12.5%	None
90	Llama Lama	llama lama gong	4-20%	5
91	Cotton Candy Carnie	Only when HP and MP are >90% full: cotton candy pinch, cotton candy smidgen, cotton candy skoshe, cotton candy plug, cotton candy cone, cotton candy pillow, cotton candy bale	??%	10
101	Sugar Fruit Fairy	sugar banana, sugar cherry, sugar lime, sugar plum	??%	?
111	Baby Sandworm	agua de vida	4-20%	5
112	Slimeling	slime stack (after feeding it a piece of basic meat gear)	100/(N+1)% where N is the number that have dropped this ascension	None
114	Rock Lobster	floaty sand	2%	3?
120	Stocking Mimic	bag of many confections, BitterSweetTarts, Piddles, Polka Pop	~16% for candy	1/day for equipment
123	BRICKO chick	BRICKO brick	50%	None?
124	Baby Bugged Bugbear	oriole-feather headdress, plastic passion fruit, seal-clubbing club, toast, vampire heart	??%	Can drop more than one item per combat
124	Baby Bugged Bugbear with bugged bön±Ã©t	Knob Göblin lòve potion, meat st‰¿bing club, old school Mafia knicke½æ, TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡	??%	Can drop more than one item per combat
135	Rogue Program	Game Grid token	??%	5
137	Pottery Barn Owl	volcanic ash	2-5%?	?
139	Knob Goblin Organ Grinder	badass pie, dead lights pie, igloo pie, liver and let pie, piping organ pie, shoo-fish pie, stomach turnover, throbbing organ pie	after a specific number of combats
143	Robot Reindeer	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N., robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T., robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D., robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R., robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R., robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R., robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E., robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R., robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H., robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	~5 combats	O.L.I.V.E. protocol drops rarely
146	Obtuse Angel	arrowgram, time's arrow	2-4%	None
148	Li'l Xenomorph	transporter transponder	??%	5
150	Pair of Stomping Boots	beastly paste, bug paste, chlorophyll paste, cosmic paste, Crimbo paste, demonic paste, ectoplasmic paste, elemental paste, fishy paste, goblin paste, gooey paste, greasy paste, hippy paste, hobo paste, indescribably horrible paste, Mer-kin paste, oily paste, orc paste, penguin paste, pirate paste, slimy paste, strange paste,	When using Release the Boots	7
154	Bloovian Groose	groose grease	??%	5
155	Blavious Kloop	devilish folio	??%	5
159	Happy Medium	Many different booze items	When using Siphon Spirits	None
165	Angry Jung Man	psychoanalytic jar	after 30 combats	1
166	Unconscious Collective	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	??%	5
171	Gelatinous Cubeling	anti-anti-antidote, Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment, Knob Goblin firecracker, razor-sharp can lid, soda water, spider web Once per ascension: eleven-foot pole, ring of Detect Boring Doors, Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	every 3rd combat	None
175	Mechanical Songbird	intricate clockwork egg	??%	??
178	Grimstone Golem	grimstone mask	after 40-50 combats	1
179	Grim Brother	grim fairy tale	??%	5
180	Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	mini-martini	??%	??
182	Twitching Space Critter	twitching space egg	0.02%	None
183	Galloping Grill	bottle of lighter fluid, hot ashes, shaker of dry rub Depending on player class: liquid smoke (Muscle) or dollop of barbecue sauce (Mysticality) or bowl of marinade (Moxie)	??%	5 handfuls of hot ashes
188	Fist Turkey	Depending on player level: Friendly Turkey (lvl. 1-4) or Agitated Turkey (lvl. 5-7) or Ambitious Turkey (lvl. 8+)	??%	5
192	Golden Monkey	powdered gold, gold nuggets (from monsters without Meat drops)	??%	5 handfuls of gold nuggets
193	Adventurous Spelunker	Tales of Spelunking	after 2-13 combats	1
206	Trick-or-Treating Tot	Prunets	Sometimes when Trick-or-Treating at dark houses	??

Boosts initiative

ID	Familiar	Init formula
159	Happy Medium	Initiative +(weight)%
168	Oily Woim	Initiative +(2 x weight)%
186	Xiblaxian Holo-Companion	Initiative +(2 x weight)%

Unique abilities

ID	Familiar	Effect
50	Wild Hare	Removes Beaten Up effect
59	Reassembled Blackbird	Finds The Black Market (Quest)
69	Jumpsuited Hound Dog	Increases combat rate by floor(weight/6) to a maximum of +5%
72	Exotic Parrot	Gives elemental resistance
81	El Vibrato Megadrone (BUFF)	Increases weapon damage by 2*wt to 3*wt Acts 50% of the time
82	Mad Hatrack	Performs a variety of actions based on the hat it wears
92	Disembodied Hand	Grants the player the enchantments of the weapon with which it is equipped
104	Magic Dragonfish	Increases spell damage percentage by 2*wt Caps at 100% on land
105	Frumious Bandersnatch	Performs a variety of actions based upon skills the player uses
109	Purse Rat	Increases Monster Level by floor(weight/2).
112	Slimeling	Sometimes steals equipment from enemies
113	He-Boulder	Fires beams from its eyes for a variety of effects
136	Mini-Hipster	Generates turn-free opponents to fight, based on equipment
146	Obtuse Angel	Can Fire a badly romantic arrow 1/day to turn enemy into a wandering monster.
147	Reconstituted Crow	Finds The Black Market (Quest) in Bees Hate You
150	Pair of Stomping Boots	Can stomp on your opponent to produce paste. Free runaways weight/5 times per day
159	Happy Medium	Can Siphon Spirits from enemies
160	Artistic Goth Kid	Additional PvP fights, generates turn-free opponents to fight
166	Unconscious Collective	Free rests 3/day
172	Adorable Space Buddy	Gives 1000 in each stat every 300 adventures
173	Nosy Nose	Can increase the encounter rate of an enemy
176	Reanimated Reanimator	1/day can turn enemy into a wandering monster when you Wink at (Familiar Name)
179	Grim Brother	1/day can grant you a choice of one of 3 buffs (30 Adventures)
206	Trick-or-Treating Tot	Doubles candy from lit houses when Trick-or-Treating
206	Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing li'l knight costume	All attributes +15
206	Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing li'l unicorn costume	+5 PvP fights at rollover
206	Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing li'l candy corn costume	Superhuman resistance to all elements (+5)
206	Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing li'l robot costume	Reduced rad sickness in Nuclear Autumn
206	Trick-or-Treating Tot wearing li'l eyeball costume	-10% monster encounters

Breathes underwater

ID	Familiar	Effect	Underwater bonus
8	Barrrnacle	Delevels at the start of combat.
30	Emo Squid	Combines the properties of a Levitating Potato and a Barrrnacle.
100	Cuddlefish	75% Levitating Potato and 75% Ghuol Whelp on land.	100% Levitating Potato and 150% Ghuol Whelp underwater.
102	Imitation Crab	Attacks enemies 4 times per round. Caps at 10 damage per hit on land or 20 with imitation whetstone.	No damage cap underwater.
104	Magic Dragonfish	Boosts Spell Damage% equal to Weight x2. Damage bonus caps at 50 pounds (+100%) on land.	Spell damage bonus uncapped underwater.
106	Midget Clownfish	Sleaze alignment Star Starfish: 100% Star Starfish on land.	150% Star Starfish underwater.
114	Rock Lobster	Hot alignment Star Starfish: 100% Star Starfish on land; sometimes drops floaty sand at the end of combat.	150% Star Starfish underwater.
115	Urchin Urchin	Acts as a full Leprechaun on both land and sea.
116	Grouper Groupie	Acts as a full Baby Gravy Fairy on both land and sea.
117	Squamous Gibberer	Acts as a full Levitating Potato and Ghuol Whelp. Also grants bonus rollover adventures like the Wild Hare	Bonus rollover adventures counter is counted double while underwater.
119	Dancing Frog	Acts as a full Leprechaun/Baby Gravy Fairy.	Water-breathing with amphibious tophat equipped.
162	Reagnimated Gnome	Acts as a Baby Gravy Fairy.	Water-breathing with gnomish swimmer's ears equipped.
172	Adorable Space Buddy	Acts as a Spooky Lime/Ghuol Whelp with huge stat bonus every 300 combats.
209	Space Jellyfish	Drains your enemies and makes "delicious" jelly, delevels and grants the jump at start of combat.	100% Volleyball and 100% Baby Gravy Fairy underwater, plus some surprises.
211	Robortender	Acts as a Leprechaun, grants PvP fights, discovers new cocktail ingredients and more.	Water-breathing if fed either low tide martini or Bloody Nora.
266	God Lobster	Acts as a Volleyball or other basic familiars with familiar equipment. Gives 3 free fights per day that give familiar equipment, buffs, or experience.
275	Red-Nosed Snapper	Acts as a Baby Gravy Fairy. Allows you to track phylum-aligned monsters, and drops items based on the tracked monster type.	150% Baby Gravy Fairy underwater.

See Also

• Content Familiar
• Equipment Familiar