Morbidda

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Name:Morbidda
Age:Beyond Time
Gender:Girly
Height:Elfin
Weight:Curvealicious
Alignment:Black. Black like my soul.
Hair Color:Lemon
Eye Color:Vermillion
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While good and evil are kissin' cousins for most of the wrestlers in the KWF, Morbidda is bad through and through. She's so bad, she's nationwide. Heck, worldwide. But as is the way of the world, all that evil is wrapped up in a terrific package. Morbidda's long blonde hair, ruby-red lips, and the fact that her costume is some kind of sentient evil stuff that only covers the bare minimum of her body make her a force to be reckoned with, within the ring and without.

Legend whispers that Morbidda used to be a fine, upstanding young woman before she sold her soul to Satan for an exceptionally good manicure. Once in the Dark Prince's thrall, she quickly rose through his ranks to become his chief assassin and interior decorator.

For what foul purpose has Satan sent her to be a wrestler in the Kingdom? What diabolical plan has seized Beelzebub's crazed imagination? What insidious designs have been scribbled on his infernal memo pad? We can but watch, and wonder, and cower in fear.

References

  • Morbidda seems to be based heavily on Morrigan from the Darkstalkers series of fighting games.
  • The description references the song "I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide" by ZZ Top.


KWE Wrestlers - edit
Das Überkühlraum | Vaso De Agua | The Grand Poo-Bah | Thorny Toad | Chori Zo | Morbidda | Poison Oak | Princess Rutabaga | Roo | Woldo | The Snake | Nayztameetjoo | Arrrmetia | Serenity | Inndya | Kitty the Zmobie Basher