Pants

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Pants are worn on the lower third of your body (lower fourth if you are aware of your torso). Their Power ratings act as increased Damage Absorption; additionally conferring bonus damage to a Turtle Tamer's Kneebutt attack.

Pants may also be equipped by a Fancypants Scarecrow.

Name	Power	Req	Chars (incl. space)	Notes
Drunkula's silky pants	300	250 Mysticality	22	Part of the Dreadful Vampire Suit +100 Damage to Cold Spells Superhuman Stench Resistance Slight Sleaze Resistance Bonus for Ss only
Great Wolf's beastly trousers	300	100 Muscle	29	Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5) Weapon Damage +50% +10 to Familiar Weight
Mayor Ghost's khakis	300	250 Mysticality	20	Part of the Dreadful Ghost Suit +100 Damage to Spooky Spells Superhuman Sleaze Resistance Slight Cold Resistance Bonus for PMs only
Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	300	250 Muscle	32	Part of the Dreadful Skeleton Suit +50 Sleaze Damage Superhuman Hot Resistance Slight Stench Resistance Bonus for TTs only
Warms-Your-Tush	300	250 Moxie	15	Part of the Dreadful Bugbear Suit +50 Hot Damage Superhuman Cold Resistance Slight Spooky Resistance Bonus for DBs only
zombie mariachi pants	300	250 Moxie	21	Part of the Dreadful Zombie Suit +50 Stench Damage Superhuman Spooky Resistance Slight Hot Resistance Bonus for ATs only
cool iron greaves	250	200 Moxie	17	Damage Reduction: 20 Regenerate 20-40 HP per adventure
warbear bearserker greaves	250	110 Moxie	26	+60 WarBear Armor Penetration Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5) All Attributes -25%
warbear electric long johns	250	110 Moxie	27	Serious Supercold Resistance Weapon Damage -25% Spell Damage -50%
warbear high festival pants	250	110 Moxie	27	+15% Items from WarBears Combat Initiative -25% Maximum HP/MP -50
weedy skirt	250	200 Moxie	11	Maximum HP +400 Regenerate 25-50 HP per adventure Combat Initiative +25%
drafty drawers	225	200 Moxie	14	Maximum MP +200 Regenerate 15-20 MP per adventure
dubious loincloth	225	200 Moxie	17	Deals Sleaze Damage every round
muddy skirt	225	200 Moxie	11	Deals Stench Damage every round
transparent pants	225	200 Moxie	17	+60 Sleaze Damage +60 damage to Sleaze Spells
antique greaves	200	85 Muscle	15	Part of the Antique Arms And Armor Combat Initiative -10% Pulverizes into useless powder Can break in combat
Brimstone Boxers	200	30 Moxie	16	Moxie +50% Mysticality -20% Combat Initiative +50% DB's BM reward
Chester's cutoffs	200	200 Moxie	17	Part of the Tawdry Tramp Togs Serious Hot Resistance Serious Stench Resistance Bonus for DBs only
corroded breeches	200	150 Moxie	17	Part of the Grimy Reaper's Vestments Slime Hates It Damage Absorption +50 3x Critical Hit Chance
cursed breeches	200	85 Moxie	15	Part of the Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume Moxie +15
Danglin' Chad's loincloth	200	75 Moxie	25	+25 Sleaze Damage Moxie -10
eelskin pants	200	85 Moxie	13	Mysticality +5% Passive Damage (Underwater Only)
El Vibrato leg guards	200	200 Moxie	21	Part of the El Vibrato Relics The outfit can be charged with various effects
hardened slime pants	200	200 Moxie	20	Part of the Slimesuit Serious Resistance to All Elements Never Fumble Moxie +20%
hobo dungarees	200	200 Moxie	14	Maximum MP +500 Mysticality +5%
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	200	200 Moxie	27	Part of the Hodgman's Regal Frippery All Attributes +20% +25 Hobo Power
Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	200	85 Muscle	27	Combat Initiative -25% Damage Reduction: 10 +2 MP to use skills
Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	200	85 Mysticality	25	Combat Initiative -25% Mysticality +10% +2 MP to use skills
mostly rat-hide leggings	200	200 Moxie	24	Combat Initiative +40% Moxie +5%
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	200	200 Mysticality	26	Part of the Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia Serious Cold Resistance Serious Spooky Resistance Bonus for Ss only
old patched suit-pants	200	200 Moxie	22	Monster Level +40 Moxie +5%
Oscus's dumpster waders	200	200 Mysticality	23	Part of the Vile Vagrant Vestments Serious Hot Resistance Serious Spooky Resistance Bonus for Ps only
Oscus's flypaper pants	200	200 Moxie	22	Moxie +20% Damage Absorption +50
pink pinkslip slip	200	85 Moxie	18	Combat Initiative +35% Damage Reduction: +4
poodle skirt	200	200 Moxie	12	Slight Slime Resistance +25% Meat from Monsters +25 Hot Damage
slime-covered greaves	200	200 Moxie	21	So-So Slime Resistance Regenerate 20-40 HP per adventure Combat Initiative -10%
square sponge pants	200	85 Moxie	19	Moxie +10% Regenerate 10-15 HP per adventure Regenerate 10-15 MP per adventure Damage Absorption +30
The Necbromancer's Shorts	200	200 Moxie	25	Serious Cold Resistance Serious Sleaze Resistance +30% Booze Drops from Monsters Part of Dark Bro's Vestments
Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	200	200 Moxie	29	Part of Uncle Hobo's Rags Moxie +20% +1% chance of Critical Hit Chance
Zombo's grievous greaves	200	200 Muscle	24	Part of the Dire Drifter Duds Serious Cold Resistance Serious Sleaze Resistance Bonus for TTs only
duct tape dockers	195	82 Moxie	17	Part of the Tapered Threads All Attributes +6 Slight Resistance to All Elements
flowing hippy skirt	180	75 Moxie	19	Mysticality +9 +15 Damage to Stench Spells
plexiglass pants	180	75 Moxie	16	Combat Initiative +25% +20% Items from Monsters Moxie +30% DB's HCO reward
astronaut pants	175	72 Moxie	15	Maximum HP +30 Maximum MP +30 Muscle +5
honeybritches	175	72 Moxie	13	*Part of the Bits o' Honey Muscle +5% 3x chance of Critical Hit Chance Weapon Damage +15
bullet-proof corduroys	170	70 Moxie	22	Part of the War Hippy Fatigues Maximum MP +40 Damage Reduction: +2
distressed denim pants	170	70 Moxie	22	Part of the Frat Warrior Fatigues Slight Stench Resistance Damage Reduction: +2
gauze shorts	170	70 Moxie	12	Damage Reduction: +3 Regenerate 6-10 HP per Adventure
dwarvish war kilt	165	67 Moxie	17	Part of the Dwarvish War Uniform Reveals monster defense
snailmail breeches	165	67 Moxie	18	Maximum HP/MP +20 Slight Resistance to All Elements
star pants	165	67 Moxie	10	Part of the Star Garb Combat Initiative +20%
black greaves	160	65 Moxie	13	Part of the Black Armaments Muscle +10 Damage Absorption +30
leather chaps	160	65 Moxie	13	Intrinsic Effect: Chapped Legs: Muscle -4 Moxie +8
sealhide leggings	160	65 Moxie	17	Part of the Frigid Northlands Garb Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
giant discarded torn-up glove	155	62 Moxie	29	Part of the Glad Bag Glad Rags +5 Stench Damage Moxie -10
baggy rave pants	150	60 Moxie	16	Damage Absorption +20
biomechanical crimborg leg armor	150	60 Moxie	32	Part of the Crimborg Assault Armor +5 Hot Damage +5 Stench Damage
buoybottoms	150	60 Moxie	11	Moxie +11 Monster Level +7 Combat Initiative -30%
clingfilm trousers	150	60 Moxie	18	Part of the Roy Orbison Disguise Mysticality +9
furry kilt	150	60 Moxie	10	+5 Sleaze Damage
furry pants	150	60 Moxie	11	Part of the Furry Suit +5 Sleaze Damage
furry skirt	150	60 Moxie	11	+5 Sleaze Damage
Grimacite gaiters	150	40 Moxie	17	A prize from The Raffle House +3 Extra Rollover Adventures Mysticality +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
Radio Free Pants	150	60 Moxie	16	Part of the Radio Free Regalia Intrinsic Effect: Free Bird: Mysticality +20
rusty metal greaves	150	60 Muscle	19	Combat Initiative -10%
spangly mariachi pants	150	60 Moxie	22	Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure
Voluminous Radio Pants	150	60 Moxie	22	Part of the Primitive Radio Duds Regenerate 0-5 HP per adventure
warbear ceremonial party pants	150	60 Moxie	30	+10% Items from WarBears
warbear fleece-lined long johns	150	60 Moxie	31	So-So Supercold Resistance
warbear officer greaves	150	60 Moxie	23	+40 WarBear Armor Penetration
alpha-mail pants	140	55 Moxie	16
palm-frond capris	140	55 Moxie	17	Part of the Palmist Paraphernalia Moxie +4 Maximum HP +30 Maximum MP +30 Can break in combat
yakskin kilt	140	55 Moxie	12	Maximum MP +25
yakskin pants	140	55 Moxie	13	Maximum MP +25
yakskin skirt	140	55 Moxie	13	Maximum MP +25
hippopotamus kilt	130	50 Moxie	17	Maximum HP +25
hippopotamus pants	130	50 Moxie	18	Maximum HP +25
hippopotamus skirt	130	50 Moxie	18	Maximum HP +25
Angelhair Culottes	125	30 Mysticality	18	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master. Mysticality +11 Spell Damage +15 (Bonus for Pastamancers only)
Galapagosian Cuisses	125	30 Muscle	20	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord Muscle +11 +5 to Familiar Weight (Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
Grimacite greaves	125	47 Moxie	17	A prize from The Raffle House Combat Initiative +20% Moxie +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
Krakrox's Loincloth	125	30 Muscle	19	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher Muscle +11 Combat Initiative +15% (Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
Lederhosen of the Night	125	30 Moxie	23	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer Moxie +11 Combat Initiative +15% (Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
Newman's Own Trousers	125	30 Mysticality	21	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro Mysticality +11 Regenerate 3-7 MP per adventure (Bonus for Saucerors only)
Volartta's bellbottoms	125	30 Moxie	22	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord Moxie +11 Ranged Damage +11 (Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
Oil slacks	120	45 Moxie	10	Part of the Oil Rig Combat Initiative +20%
penguin shorts	120	45 Moxie	14	Combat Initiative +20%
penguinskin mini-kilt	120	45 Moxie	21	Combat Initiative +20%
Dress pants	115	42 Moxie	11	Moxie +5
boneana hammock	120	45 Moxie	15	Part of the Thousandth Birthday Suit +20 Damage to Sleaze Damage Spells +20 Sleaze Damage Damage
penguinskin mini-skirt	120	45 Moxie	22	Combat Initiative +20%
Troll britches	115	42 Moxie	14	+5 to Monster Level +1 Stat Gains from Fights
1337 7r0uZ0RZ	110	40 Moxie	13	Intrinsic Effect: 1337p4n7Z: Muscle +6 Moxie -3
troutpiece	110	40 Moxie	10
Whoompa Fur Pants	110	40 Moxie	17	+10 Stench Damage So-So Stench Resistance
bounty-hunting pants	100	25 Moxie	20	Part of the Bounty-Hunting Rig +15% Items from Monsters
bowlegged pants	100	35 Moxie	15	Part of the Bow Tux Moxie +5
Cane-mail pants	100	None	15	All Attributes +10% Regenerate 1-4 HP and MP per adventure +4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Crimbo pants	100	35 Moxie	12	Part of the Crimbo Duds Combat Initiative +30%
depleted Grimacite shinguards	100	35 Moxie	29	Muscle +0-25% based on Grimace darkness +0-5 Extra PvP Fights based on Grimace darkness
fancy tuxedo pants	100	35 Moxie	18	Part of the Fancy Tux Moxie +15%
floaty rock pants	100	35 Moxie	17	Part of the Floaty Fatigues +10% Critical Spell Chance
gold lamé pants	100	35 Moxie	15	Moxie -8
Greatest American Pants	100	None	23	All Attributes +10% Weapon Damage +50% Amazing Super Powers
liar's pants	100	None	12	All Attributes +5 +10 Hot Damage Cannot equip in Hardcore
makeshift skirt	100	35 Moxie	15	Part of the Terrycloth Tackle Combat Initiative +15%
Moonthril Greaves	100	40 Moxie	17	Part of the Luniform Muscle +0-50% based on Grimace darkness Mysticality +0-50% based on Grimace darkness Moxie +0-50% based on Grimace darkness Quest Item
old school Mafia knickerbockers	100	35 Moxie	31	All Attributes +25
papier-mâchuridars	100	20 Moxie	18	Part of the Pinata Provisions Combat Initiative +15% Never Fumble
snowboarder pants	100	35 Moxie	17	Part of the eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear Damage Absorption +20
Spooky Putty leotard	100	None	20	Combat Initiative +15% +15% Meat from Monsters
time trousers	100	35 Moxie	13	Part of the Time Trappings +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
stinky cheese diaper	100	None	20	Extra Rollover Adventures based on adventures stunk up
sugar shorts	100	None	12	All Attributes +25% Breaks after 30 combats
Travoltan trousers	100	None	18	Moxie +15 Combat Initiative +30% Ranged Damage +10 5% Discount at NPC stores Moxie used to determine Maximum MP (unless Mysticality is higher) Cannot equip in Hardcore
tree skirt	100	35 Moxie	10	Part of the Arboreal Raiment Moxie +5
Tropical Crimbo Shorts	100	35 Moxie	22	Part of the Tropical Crimbo Duds Combat Initiative +30%
warbear dress greaves	100	35 Moxie	21	Part of the Warbear Dress Armor Muscle +10 +25% Food Drops from Monsters
wumpus-hair loincloth	100	35 Moxie	21	Part of the Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe Combat Initiative -10% Regenerate 2-8 HP per adventure Regenerate 2-8 MP per adventure So-So Cold Resistance
Can-Can skirt	90	15 Moxie	13	Muscle +10%
Cerebral Culottes	90	30 Moxie	17	Part of the Encephalic Ensemble Mysticality +10
leotarrrd	90	30 Moxie	9	Combat Initiative +15%
pig-iron shinguards	90	30 Moxie	19	Part of the Pork Elf Prizes Moxie +6 Combat Initiative +10%
stainless steel slacks	90	30 Moxie	22	Combat Initiative +15% +20% Meat from Monsters Moxie +15% DB's HC reward
BRICKO pants	90	None	12	Part of the BRICKOfig Outfit Damage Absorption +9
clockwork pants	80	25 Moxie	15	Part of the Clockwork Apparatus Combat Initiative +10%
gnauga hide chaps	80	25 Moxie	17	Part of the Gnauga Hides Damage Absorption +30
gnauga hide kilt	80	25 Moxie	16	Damage Absorption +30
gnauga hide skirt	80	25 Moxie	17	Damage Absorption +30
grass skirt	80	25 Moxie	11	Part of the Grass Guise Moxie +5
miner's pants	80	25 Moxie	13	Part of the Mining Gear Damage Absorption +20
paper-plate-mail pants	80	25 Moxie	22
swashbuckling pants	80	25 Moxie	19	Part of the Swashbuckling Getup Moxie +4
turtlemail breeches	80	25 Moxie	19	Maximum HP +30 So-So Sleaze Resistance
crotchety pants	75	22 Moxie	15	Part of the Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel Maximum HP +40 Enables Put Down Roots combat skill
demonskin trousers	70	20 Moxie	18	So-So Hot Resistance
double-ice britches	70	20 Moxie	19	Part of the Cold Comforts Stupendous Hot Resistance Damage Reduction: 4 Maximum HP/MP +40
monster pants	70	None	13	3x chance of Critical Hit Chance
ninja hot pants	70	20 Moxie	15	Part of the Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit +4 Hot Damage
Boss Bat britches	65	17 Moxie	17	Moxie +5
filthy corduroys	60	15 Moxie	16	Part of the Filthy Hippy Disguise Mysticality +3 Moxie -3
Knob Goblin elite pants	60	15 Moxie	23	Part of the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform Moxie +3
Orcish cargo shorts	60	15 Moxie	19	Part of the Frat Boy Ensemble Muscle +3 Mysticality -3
trousers of the white knight	60	15 Moxie	28	Part of the Knight's Armor All Attributes +3 Maximum HP/MP +15
los chinos	55	12 Moxie	10	Part of the OK Lumberjack Outfit Damage Absorption +20
manly bloomers	55	12 Moxie	14	Muscle +6 Moxie -3
astral shorts	50	None	13	Moxie +25% Combat Initiative + 20% Regenerate 2-4 HP and MP per adventure
astral trousers	50	None	15	*Muscle +25% Weapon Damage +50% +20% Meat from Monsters
bloody clown pants	50	10 Moxie	18	+3 Spooky Damage
junk-mail pants	50	10 Moxie	15
paperclip pants	50	None	15	Part of the Paperclippery +2 Adventures per day when equipped Combat Initiative +15%
pixel pants	50	10 Moxie	11	Part of the 8-Bit Finery Maximum HP +10 Maximum MP +10
wax pants	50	10 Moxie	9	Part of the Wax Wardrobe Moxie +7 Combat Initiative +15%
snow pants	50	10 Moxie	10	Part of the Snowman Suit So-So Hot Resistance
Sucker hakama	50	10 Moxie	13	Damage Reduction: +5 Part of the Sucker Samurai Suit
pottery training pants	50	None	22	All Attributes +3 +3 Hot Damage
warbear battle greaves	50	10 Moxie	22	+20 WarBear Armor Penetration Weapon Damage +25% Spell Damage +50%
warbear long johns	50	10 Moxie	18	Slight Supercold Resistance So-So Resistance to All Elements Regenerate 10-15 HP and MP per adventure
warbear party pants	50	10 Moxie	19	+5% Items from WarBears Combat Initiative +25% Maximum HP/MP +50
Knob Goblin Uberpants	45	7 Moxie	21	All Attributes +2
sticky meat kilt	45	7 Moxie	16	Moxie +3
sticky meat pants	45	7 Moxie	17	Moxie +3
sticky meat skirt	45	7 Moxie	17	Moxie +3
bark boxers	40	5 Moxie	11	Part of the Vestments of the Treeslayer Damage Reduction: 5
basic meat kilt	40	5 Moxie	15	Moxie +1
basic meat pants	40	5 Moxie	16	Moxie +1
basic meat skirt	40	5 Moxie	16	Moxie +1
ironic jogging shorts	40	5 Moxie	21	Combat Initiative +10% Damage Absorption +20 Moxie -5
tighty whiteys	40	5 Moxie	14	So-So Spooky Resistance
turtle wax greaves	40	5 Moxie	18	Muscle +2
white satin pants	40	5 Moxie	17	So-So Sleaze Resistance
stylish swimsuit	40	5 Muscle	16	Moxie +5 +10 Sleaze Damage
frilly skirt	35	2 Moxie	12
pants of the Slug Lord	35	2 Moxie	22	So-So Stench Resistance
bugbear bungguard	30	None	17	Part of the Bugbear Costume
chain-mail monokini	30	None	19
Cloaca-Cola fatigues	30	None	20	Part of the Cloaca-Cola Uniform Mysticality +3
dungeoneer's dungarees	30	None	22	Slight Resistance to All Elements
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	30	None	22	Part of the Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform Mysticality +3
parasitic tentacles	30	None	19	Part of the Mutant Couture Combat Initiative +2x player level (capped at 15), or 3x with Yuletide Mutations
pin-stripe slacks	30	None	17	Combat Initiative +15%
barskin loincloth	25	None	17	Muscle +1
Knob Goblin pants	25	None	17	Muscle +1
studded leather boxer shorts	20	None	28
Knob Goblin harem pants	10	None	23	Part of the Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise Moxie +1
mariachi pants	10	None	14
old sweatpants	10	None	14
spandex anniversary shorts	10	None	26	All Attributes +1