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Your familiar can carry one piece of equipment at a time, and will keep this even when placed back in its terrarium. Most familiar equipment can be equipped by only a single familiar, but a few pieces of equipment can be equipped by almost all familiars (the exceptions being the [[Comma Chameleon]], the [[Mad Hatrack]] and the [[Disembodied Hand]]). Most of the familiar-specific equipment adds the equivalent of five pounds to your [[Familiar Weight|familiar's weight]], but some have different effects.
Your familiar can carry one piece of equipment at a time, and will keep this even when placed back in its terrarium. Most familiar equipment can be equipped by only a single familiar, but a few pieces of equipment can be equipped by almost all familiars (the exceptions being the [[Comma Chameleon]], the [[Mad Hatrack]] and the [[Disembodied Hand]]). Most of the familiar-specific equipment adds the equivalent of five pounds to your [[Familiar Weight|familiar's weight]], but some have different effects.


Several familiars have no native equipment but can use multiple items. The [[Mad Hatrack]] wears [[hats]] from your inventory. The [[Disembodied Hand]]s can equip any [[one-handed weapons|one-handed weapon]] to attack enemies and grant the weapon's enchantment to the player. The [[Comma Chameleon]] can emulate most familiars by eating (a destructive process) any familiar-specific equipment. The chameleon effect of the meal lasts for around 45 turns, and it always gets a weight bonus of +5. For these familiars, check out their pages for more information.
Several familiars have no native equipment but can use multiple items. The [[Mad Hatrack]] wears [[hats]] from your inventory. The [[Disembodied Hand]]s can equip any [[one-handed weapons|one-handed weapon]] to attack enemies and grant the weapon's enchantment to the player. The [[Left-Hand Man]] can equip any [[off-hand items|off-hand item]] from your inventory. The [[Comma Chameleon]] can emulate most familiars by eating (a destructive process) any familiar-specific equipment. The chameleon effect of the meal lasts for around 45 turns, and it always gets a weight bonus of +5. For these familiars, check out their pages for more information.


Most of the equipment specific to a single familiar is available only as a prize from the [[The Cake-Shaped Arena|Cake-Shaped Arena]]. Other items can be obtained as noted.
Most of the equipment specific to a single familiar is available only as a prize from the [[The Cake-Shaped Arena|Cake-Shaped Arena]], by using a [[Box of Familiar Jacks]], or by eating a [[diabolic pizza]] (with a toy surprise). Other items can be obtained as noted.


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|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF;"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF;"
! Familiar
! Familiar
! Equipment
! Equipment
! Chars (incl. space)
! Notes
! Notes
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| All
| [[amulet coin]]
|11
|
*The familiar equipment of a [[Cornbeefadon]], it can be equipped on any familiar
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+50% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*This item will disappear at the end of the day
|-
| All
| [[anniversary tiny latex mask]]
|27
|
*Obtained from [[anniversary gift box]]<br />(on the 9th anniversary of a character's creation)
*+1 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| All
| All
| [[annoying pitchfork]]
| [[annoying pitchfork]]
|18
|
|
*Found in [[The Bugbear Pens]]
*Found in [[The Bugbear Pen]]
*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
| All
| All
| [[ant hoe]]
| [[ant hoe]]
|7
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|
*Found in [[The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert]]
*Found in [[The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert]]
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| All
| All
| [[ant pick]]
| [[ant pick]]
|8
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*Found in [[The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert]]
*Found in [[The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert]]
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| All
| All
| [[ant pitchfork]]
| [[ant pitchfork]]
|13
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*Found in [[The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert]]
*Found in [[The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert]]
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| All
| All
| [[ant rake]]
| [[ant rake]]
|8
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|
*Found in [[The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert]]
*Found in [[The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert]]
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| All
| All
| [[ant sickle]]
| [[ant sickle]]
|10
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*Found in [[The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert]]
*Found in [[The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert]]
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| All
| All
| [[astral pet sweater]]
| [[astral pet sweater]]
|18
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|
*Purchased from [[Pet Heaven]]
*Purchased from [[Pet Heaven]]
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
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| All
| [[chocolate-stained collar]]
|24
|
*Found in [[Eager Rice Burrows]]
*+25% [[Items from Monsters#Candy|Candy Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
| All
| All
| [[das boot]]
| [[das boot]]
|8
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|
*<font color="red">-10</font> to [[Familiar Weight]]
*<font color="red">-10</font> to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Allows [[underwater adventuring]] for air-breathing familiars
*Allows [[underwater adventuring]] for air-breathing familiars
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| All
| [[filthy child leash]]
|18
|
*Obtained from [[Barf Mountain]]
*+5 Familiar Weight
*Deals {{element|Stench}} every round
|-
|-
| All, but only useful with [[Underwater adventuring#Familiars|Water-breathing familiars]]
| All, but only useful with [[Underwater adventuring#Familiars|Water-breathing familiars]]
| [[fishy wand]]
| [[fishy wand]]
|10
| In combat, can sometimes:
| In combat, can sometimes:
*Do [[Passive Damage|physical/elemental damage]]
*Do [[Passive Damage|physical/elemental damage]]
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| All
| All
| [[flaming familiar doppelgänger]]
| [[flaming familiar doppelgänger]]
|29
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|
*[[Mr. Store]] IotM
*[[Mr. Store]] IotM
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|-
| All
| All
| [[Guard turtle collar]]
| [[fuzzy polar bear ears]]
|
|21
*+10 to Familiar Damage
|
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+3 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
|-
| All
| [[guard turtle collar]]
|19
| +10 to Familiar Damage
|-
|-
| All
| All
| [[ittah bittah hookah]]
| [[ittah bittah hookah]]
|19
|
|
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Grants random beneficial [[effect]]s every five combats.
*Grants random beneficial [[effect]]s every five combats.
*Obtained from feeding the Duchess in a [[reflection of a map]]
*Obtained from feeding the Duchess in a [[reflection of a map]]
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| All
| [[kill screen]]
|11
|
*Obtained from [[Puck Man]] or [[Ms. Puck Man]]
* +1 Random Monster Modifier
|-
|-
| All
| All
| [[lead necklace]]
| [[lead necklace]]
|13
|
|
*Available from the Arena
*Available from the Arena
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| All
| All
| [[Li'l Businessman Kit]]
| [[Li'l Businessman Kit]]
|20
|
|
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
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| All
| All
| [[little bitty bathysphere]]
| [[little bitty bathysphere]]
|24
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|
*<font color="red">-20</font> to [[Familiar Weight]]
*<font color="red">-20</font> to [[Familiar Weight]]
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| All
| [[little box of fireworks]]
| [[little box of fireworks]]
|23
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|
*[[Mr. Store]] IotM
*[[Mr. Store]] IotM
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Allows your familiar to [[Fire off a Roman Candle]]
*Allows your familiar to [[Fire off a Roman Candle]]
*'''Various beneficial effects still being spaded'''
*+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]] or +25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]], each occurring 50% of the time
*Performs a variety of actions during combat
|-
|-
| All
| All
| [[Loathing Legion helicopter]]
| [[Loathing Legion helicopter]]
|26
|
|
*[[Mr. Store]] IotM
*[[Mr. Store]] IotM
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Familiar acts more often
*Familiar acts more often
|-
| All
| [[luck incense]]
|12
|
*The familiar equipment of a [[Mu]], it can be equipped on any familiar
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+25% [[Item Drops from Monsters]]
*This item will disappear at the end of the day
|-
|-
| All
| All
| [[lucky Tam O'Shanter]]
| [[lucky Tam O'Shanter]]
|19
|
|
*[[Mr. Store]] IotM
*[[Mr. Store]] IotM
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| All
| [[lucky Tam O'Shatner]]
| [[lucky Tam O'Shatner]]
|19
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|
*Obtained by [[zapping]] a [[lucky Tam O'Shanter]]
*Obtained by [[zapping]] a [[lucky Tam O'Shanter]]
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| All
| [[Mayflower bouquet]]
| [[Mayflower bouquet]]
|17
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|
*[[Mr. Store]] IotM
*[[Mr. Store]] IotM
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| All
| All
| [[miniature antlers]]
| [[miniature antlers]]
|17
|
|
*[[Crimbo]] 2008 item
*[[Crimbo]] 2008 item
*+1-5 [[Familiar Weight]], based on [[Moons|moonlight]]
*+1-5 [[Familiar Weight]], based on [[Moons|moonlight]]
|-
| All
| [[miniature crystal ball]]
|22
|
*[[Mr. Store]] IotM
*[[Combat Initiative]] +50%
*+5 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]] or +50% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]], each occurring 50% of the time
*Shows which monster you will encounter next
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| All
| [[miniature goose mask]]
|20
|
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+3 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
|-
|-
| All
| All
| [[miniature gravy-covered maypole]]
| [[miniature gravy-covered maypole]]
|31
|
|
*[[Mr. Store]] IotM
*[[Mr. Store]] IotM
*+25% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
| All
| [[miniature life preserver]]
|24
|Helps your familiar deal with all this rain (relevant during the [[Heavy Rains]] challenge path)
|-
|-
| All
| All
| [[moveable feast]]
| [[moveable feast]]
|14
|
|
*[[Mr. Store]] IotM
*[[Mr. Store]] IotM
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*Can add 10 weight to five different familiars once per day
*Can add 10 weight to five different familiars once per day
*Familiar gains additional attacks
*Familiar gains additional attacks
|-
| All
| [[muscle band]]
|11
|
*The familiar equipment of a [[Bowlet]], it can be equipped on any familiar
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Increases familiar damage
*This item will disappear at the end of the day
|-
|-
| All
| All
| [[origami "gentlemen's" magazine]]
| [[origami "gentlemen's" magazine]]
| +10 lbs of [[Ghuol Whelp]] to any familiar (sometimes restores [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] after combat)
|30
|
*[[Mr. Store]] IotM
*+10 lbs. of [[Ghuol Whelp]]
|-
|-
| All
| All
| [[oversized fish scaler]]
| [[oversized fish scaler]]
|21
|
|
*[[Crimbo]] 2007 item
*[[Crimbo]] 2007 item
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| All
| [[Panda outfit]]
| [[Panda outfit]]
|12
|
|
*[[:Category:Custom Items|Custom item]] given to [[User:Foggy|Foggy]]
*[[:Category:Custom Items|Custom item]] given to [[User:Foggy|Foggy]]
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
|-
| All
| [[Petite Paintbrush]]
|17
|
*Item given to 2015 Calendar artists
*+1 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
|-
|-
| All
| All
| [[plastic pumpkin bucket]]
| [[plastic pumpkin bucket]]
|22
|
|
*[[Mr. Store]] IotM
*[[Mr. Store]] IotM
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| All
| [[rat head balloon]]
| [[rat head balloon]]
|16
|
|
*Available from [[The Gift Shop]] after 17 [[ascension]]s
*Available from [[The Gift Shop]] after 17 [[ascension]]s
*-3 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*-3 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| All
| [[razor fang]]
|10
|
*The familiar equipment of a [[Stooper]], it can be equipped on any familiar
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Your familiar will sometimes interrupt enemy attacks
*This item will disappear at the end of the day
|-
| All
| [[shell bell]]
|10
|
*The familiar equipment of a [[Unspeakachu]], it can be equipped on any familiar
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Heals you when your familiar deals damage
*This item will disappear at the end of the day
|-
| All
| [[smoke ball]]
|10
|
*The familiar equipment of a [[Disgeist]], it can be equipped on any familiar
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Running away is always successful, and gives stats based on the enemy
*This item will disappear at the end of the day
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| All
| [[Snow Suit]]
|9
|
*[[Mr. Store]] IotM
*+X to Familiar Weight
*Lets Your Familiar Do Various Tricks
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| All
| [[solid shifting time weirdness]]
|29
|
*+4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
+4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
|-
|-
| All
| All
| [[sugar shield]]
| [[sugar shield]]
|12
|
|
*Obtained by using a [[sugar sheet]]
*Obtained by using a [[sugar sheet]]
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| All
| All
| [[tiny costume wardrobe]]
| [[tiny costume wardrobe]]
|21
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|
*[[Mr. Store]] IotD
*[[Mr. Store]] IotD
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| All
| All
| [[tiny fly glasses]]
| [[tiny fly glasses]]
|16
|
|
*+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
*+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
|-
| All
| [[tiny glowing red nose]]
|21
|
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+3 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
|-
| All
| [[Tiny bowler]]
|11
|
*Lets your familiar bowl
|-
|-
| All
| All
| [[Toddler-sized Dragon Costume]]
| [[Toddler-sized Dragon Costume]]
|28
|
|
*[[:Category:Custom Items|Custom item]] given to [[User:Cynn|Cynn]]
*[[:Category:Custom Items|Custom item]] given to [[User:Cynn|Cynn]]
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
|-
| All
| [[toy Cupid bow]]
|13
|
*Occasionally snag a missed item drop
*Distract foes with a plunger to the face
*Drops familiar's unique equipment based on current familiar or a [[heart necklace]] if the familiar lacks unique equipment
|-
| All
| [[vicious spiked collar]]
|21
|
*Available from the Arena
*+20 to Familiar Damage
|-
|-
| All
| All
| [[wax lips]]
| [[wax lips]]
|8
|
|
*[[Mr. Store]] IotM
*[[Mr. Store]] IotM
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| [[Adorable Seal Larva]]
| [[Adorable Seal Larva]]
| [[pretty pink bow]]
| [[pretty pink bow]]
|15
| +10 lbs. of [[Ghuol Whelp]]
| +10 lbs. of [[Ghuol Whelp]]
|-
| [[Adorable Space Buddy]]
| [[cute bow from beyond the stars]]
| 30
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Adventurous Spelunker]]
| [[stembridge sidearm]]
|18
|
*+5 to Familiar Weight
*Decisively ends fights, but only occasionally
|-
|-
| [[Ancient Yuletide Troll]]
| [[Ancient Yuletide Troll]]
| [[giant book of ancient carols]]
| [[giant book of ancient carols]]
|28
| Causes the Ancient Yuletide Troll to drop [[disintegrating sheet music]] more frequently.
| Causes the Ancient Yuletide Troll to drop [[disintegrating sheet music]] more frequently.
|-
| [[Angry Jung Man]]
| [[Little Crimson Book]]
|19
| +5 to Familiar Weight
|-
|-
| [[Animated Macaroni Duck]]
| [[Animated Macaroni Duck]]
| [[farfalle bow tie]]
| [[farfalle bow tie]]
|16
| +10 lbs. of [[Barrrnacle (familiar)|Barrrnacle]]
| +10 lbs. of [[Barrrnacle (familiar)|Barrrnacle]]
|-
| [[Antique Nutcracker]]
| [[nutcracking pliers]]
|18
| Drops nuts more often
|-
|-
| [[Angry Goat]]
| [[Angry Goat]]
| [[prosthetic forehead]]
| [[prosthetic forehead]]
|19
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Artistic Goth Kid]]
| [[little wooden mannequin]]
|23
|
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Familiar will give free PvP fights at intervals of 20 adventures instead of 30
|-
|-
| [[Astral Badger]]
| [[Astral Badger]]
| [[badger badge]]
| [[badger badge]]
|12
| Increases [[astral mushroom]] drop rate
| Increases [[astral mushroom]] drop rate
|-
|-
| [[Attention-Deficit Demon]]
| [[Attention-Deficit Demon]]
| [[attention spanner]]
| [[attention spanner]]
|17
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Autonomous Disco Ball]]
| [[Autonomous Disco Ball]]
| [[stick-on mini solar panels]]
| [[stick-on mini solar panels]]
|26
| +10 lbs. of [[Star Starfish]]
| +10 lbs. of [[Star Starfish]]
|-
|-
| [[Baby Bugged Bugbear]]
| [[Baby Bugged Bugbear]]
| [[bugged beanie]]
| [[bugged beanie]]
|13
|
|
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Obtained by simply entering the [[Arena]], once per day, as long as no [[bugged beanie]]s or [[bugged balaclava]]s are in inventory or equipped.
*Obtained by simply entering the [[The Cake-Shaped Arena|Arena]], once per day, as long as no [[bugged beanie]]s or [[bugged balaclava]]s are in inventory or equipped.
*Also obtained by "eating" (using) a [[bugged balaclava]] or [[bugged bön±Ã©t]].
*Also obtained by "eating" (using) a [[bugged balaclava]] or [[bugged bön±Ã©t]].
|-
|-
| [[Baby Bugged Bugbear]]
| [[Baby Bugged Bugbear]]
| [[bugged balaclava]]
| [[bugged balaclava]]
|16
|
|
*+20 to [[Monster Level]]
*+20 to [[Monster Level]]
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| [[Baby Bugged Bugbear]]
| [[Baby Bugged Bugbear]]
| [[bugged bön±Ã©t]]
| [[bugged bön±Ã©t]]
|15
|
|
*+5% [[food]] drops
*+5% [[food]] drops
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| [[Baby Gravy Fairy]]
| [[Baby Gravy Fairy]]
| [[eye-pod]]
| [[eye-pod]]
|7
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Baby Mayonnaise Wasp]]
| [[mayo pump]]
|9
| +5 to Familiar Weight
|-
|-
| [[Baby Mutant Rattlesnake]]
| [[Baby Mutant Rattlesnake]]
| [[rattlesnake enrager]]
| [[rattlesnake enrager]]
|19
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Baby Sandworm]]
| [[Baby Sandworm]]
| [[string of dingle balls]]
| [[string of dingle balls]]
|22
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Baby Yeti]]
| [[Baby Yeti]]
| [[penguin-smacking club]]
| [[penguin-smacking club]]
|21
| +5 to Familiar Damage
| +5 to Familiar Damage
|-
| [[Baby Z-Rex]]
| [[french-fry grabber]]
|18
| +5 to Familiar Weight
|-
|-
| [[Barrrnacle (familiar)|Barrrnacle]]
| [[Barrrnacle (familiar)|Barrrnacle]]
| [[sucky decal]]
| [[sucky decal]]
|11
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Blavious Kloop]]
| [[miniscule beatbox]]
|17
| +5 to Familiar Weight
|-
|-
| [[Blood-Faced Volleyball]]
| [[Blood-Faced Volleyball]]
| [[palm-frond toupee]]
| [[palm-frond toupee]]
|17
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Bloovian Groose]]
| [[spruce juice]]
|12
| +5 to Familiar Weight
|-
|-
| [[BRICKO chick]]
| [[BRICKO chick]]
| [[extra-heavy BRICKO brick]]
| [[extra-heavy BRICKO brick]]
|24
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Bulky Buddy Box (familiar)|Bulky Buddy Box]]
| [[Bulky Buddy Box (familiar)|Bulky Buddy Box]]
| pet rock [[pet rock "Snooty" disguise|"Snooty"]] or [[pet rock "Groucho" disguise|"Groucho"]] disguises
| pet rock [[pet rock "Snooty" disguise|"Snooty"]]/[[pet rock "Groucho" disguise|"Groucho"]] disguises
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|
*Available from [[Summon Hilarious Objects]] skill
*Available from [[Summon Hilarious Objects]] skill or [[pantogram pants]] with a hilarious sacrifice
*+11 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+11 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Casagnova Gnome]]
| [[Casagnova Gnome]]
| [[miniature castagnets]]
| [[miniature castagnets]]
|20
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Cat Burglar]]
| [[Burglar/sleep mask]]
|18
|
*Helps your Cat Burglar take naps more efficiently
*Causes Cat Burglar to charge up its [[A Heist! | heist]] ability ×1.5 times faster
|-
|-
| [[Chauvinist Pig]]
| [[Chauvinist Pig]]
| [[bottle of Cochon Noir]]
| [[bottle of Cochon Noir]]
|21
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Cheshire Bat]]
| [[Cheshire Bat]]
| [[smile-sharpening stone]]
| [[smile-sharpening stone]]
|22
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Chocolate Lab]]
| [[chocolate leash]]
|15
| +10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Choctopus]]
| [[chocolate bowtie]]
|16
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Clockwork Grapefruit]]
| [[Clockwork Grapefruit]]
| [[false eyelashes]]
| [[false eyelashes]]
|15
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Cocoabo]]
| [[Cocoabo]]
| [[chocolate spurs]]
| [[chocolate spurs]]
|15
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Coffee Pixie]]
| [[Coffee Pixie]]
| [[miniature espresso maker]]
| [[miniature espresso maker]]
|24
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Cotton Candy Carnie]]
| [[Cotton Candy Carnie]]
| [[cotton candy cordial]]
| [[cotton candy cordial]]
|20
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Crimbo Elf]]
| [[Crimbo Elf]]
| [[dental pliers]]
| [[dental pliers]]
|13
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar)|Crimbo<br />P. R. E. S. S. I. E.]]
| [[Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar)|Crimbo<br />P. R. E. S. S. I. E.]]
| [[metallic foil bow]]
| [[metallic foil bow]]
|17
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar)|Crimbo<br />P. R. E. S. S. I. E.]]
| [[Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar)|Crimbo<br />P. R. E. S. S. I. E.]]
| [[metallic foil radar dish]]
| [[metallic foil radar dish]]
|24
|
|
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Changes stat gains from [[Blood-Faced Volleyball|volleyball]] to [[Hovering Sombrero|sombrero]] formula
*Changes stat gains from [[Blood-Faced Volleyball|volleyball]] to [[Hovering Sombrero|sombrero]] formula
|-
| [[Crimbo Shrub]]
| [[even more tinsel]]
|16
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Cuddlefish]]
| [[Cuddlefish]]
| [[six-armed sweater]]
| [[six-armed sweater]]
|17
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Cute Meteor]]
| [[meteor shower cap]]
|17
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Cymbal-Playing Monkey]]
| [[Cymbal-Playing Monkey]]
| [[funky brass fez]]
| [[funky brass fez]]
|15
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Dancing Frog]]
| [[Dancing Frog]]
| [[amphibious tophat]]
| [[amphibious tophat]]
|17
| Allows Frog to breathe [[Underwater adventuring|underwater]]
| Allows Frog to breathe [[Underwater adventuring|underwater]]
|-
|-
| [[Dancing Frog]]
| [[Dancing Frog]]
| [[miniature tophat]]
| [[miniature tophat]]
|16
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Dandy Lion]]
| [[Dandy Lion]]
| [[woolen cravat]]
| [[woolen cravat]]
|13
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Dataspider]]
| [[Dataspider]]
| [[solid state loom]]
| [[solid state loom]]
|16
| +10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Dramatic Hedgehog]]
| [[Dramatic Hedgehog]]
| [[tiny prop sword]]
| [[tiny prop sword]]
|15
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Doppelshifter]]
| [[Doppelshifter]]
| [[tiny makeup kit]]
| [[tiny makeup kit]]
|15
| +15 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +15 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Elf Operative]]
| [[red-and-green microcamera]]
|25
|
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Increases operational effectiveness
|-
|-
| [[Emo Squid]]
| [[Emo Squid]]
| [[gazing shoes]]
| [[gazing shoes]]
|12
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Evil Teddy Bear]]
| [[Evil Teddy Bear]]
| [[evil teddy bear sewing kit]]
| [[evil teddy bear sewing kit]]
|26
| Teddy Bear loses less stuffing when hit.
| Teddy Bear loses less stuffing when hit.
|-
|-
| [[Exotic Parrot]]
| [[Exotic Parrot]]
| [[cracker]]
| [[cracker]]
|7
| +15 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +15 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Feather Boa Constrictor]]
| [[Feather Boa Constrictor]]
| [[velvet choker]]
| [[velvet choker]]
|13
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Feral Kobold]]
| [[slightly thicker filthy rags]]
|28
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Fist Turkey]]
| [[brass turkey knuckles]]
|21
| +10 to Familiar Weight
|-
| [[Flaming Face]]
| [[flaming nose]]
|12
| Makes Flaming Face More Complete
|-
|-
| [[Flaming Gravy Fairy]]
| [[Flaming Gravy Fairy]]
| [[flaming glowsticks]]
| [[flaming glowsticks]]
|18
|
|
*Available from [[Mayor Zapruder]] if you already have Flaming, Freezing and Stinky Gravy Fairies
*Available from [[Mayor Zapruder]] if you already have Flaming, Freezing and Stinky Gravy Fairies
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| [[Frozen Gravy Fairy]]
| [[Frozen Gravy Fairy]]
| [[iced-out bling]]
| [[iced-out bling]]
|14
|
|
*Available from [[Mayor Zapruder]] if you already have Flaming, Freezing and Stinky Gravy Fairies
*Available from [[Mayor Zapruder]] if you already have Flaming, Freezing and Stinky Gravy Fairies
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| [[Frumious Bandersnatch]]
| [[Frumious Bandersnatch]]
| [[aquaviolet jub-jub bird]]
| [[aquaviolet jub-jub bird]]
|23
|
|
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
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| [[Frumious Bandersnatch]]
| [[Frumious Bandersnatch]]
| [[charpuce jub-jub bird]]
| [[charpuce jub-jub bird]]
|21
|
|
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
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| [[Frumious Bandersnatch]]
| [[Frumious Bandersnatch]]
| [[crimsilion jub-jub bird]]
| [[crimsilion jub-jub bird]]
|23
|
|
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
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| [[Fuzzy Dice]]
| [[Fuzzy Dice]]
| [[meatcar model]]
| [[meatcar model]]
|13
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Galloping Grill]]
| [[box of hickory chips]]
|20
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Garbage Fire]]
| [[fireproof skip lid]]
|18
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Gelatinous Cubeling]]
| [[Pile of dungeon junk]]
|20
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Ghost Pickle on a Stick]]
| [[Ghost Pickle on a Stick]]
| [[skewer-mounted razor blade]]
| [[skewer-mounted razor blade]]
|26
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Ghuol Whelp]]
| [[Ghuol Whelp]]
| [[tiny knife and fork]]
| [[tiny knife and fork]]
|19
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[God Lobster]]
| [[God Lobster's Crown]]
|18
|
*Makes your God Lobster bestow stat gains based on an ancient mystic formula
*Makes the God Lobster give stats like a [[Hovering_Sombrero | sombrero]] rather than a [[Blood-Faced Volleyball | volleyball]]
*Obtained by [[God Lobster (monster) | challenging]] a God Lobster equipped with God Lobster's Scepter
*Quest item
|-
| [[God Lobster]]
| [[God Lobster's Ring]]
|18
|
*Makes your God Lobster increase Item Drops
*Gives the God Lobster the abilities of a full-weight [[Baby Gravy Fairy | Fairy]]
*Obtained by [[God Lobster (monster) | challenging]] a God Lobster equipped with God Lobster's Robe
*Quest item
|-
| [[God Lobster]]
| [[God Lobster's Robe]]
|18
|
*Makes your God Lobster prevent monster attacks
*Obtained by [[God Lobster (monster) | challenging]] a God Lobster equipped with God Lobster's Rod
*Quest item
|-
| [[God Lobster]]
| [[God Lobster's Rod]]
|17
|
*Makes your God Lobster restore HP and MP after Combat
*Obtained by [[God Lobster (monster) | challenging]] a God Lobster equipped with God Lobster's Ring
*Quest item
|-
| [[God Lobster]]
| [[God Lobster's Scepter]]
| 21
|
*Makes your God Lobster slightly increase Item and Meat Drops
*Gives the God Lobster the combined abilities of a half-weight [[Baby Gravy Fairy | Fairy]] and half-weight [[Leprechaun]]
*Obtained by [[God Lobster (monster) | challenging]] a God Lobster
*Quest item
|-
| [[Golden Monkey]]
| [[golden banana]]
|13
| +5 to Familiar Weight
|-
| [[Grim Brother]]
| [[Grim Brothers' story book]]
|25
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Grimstone Golem]]
| [[grimstone galoshes]]
|18
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Gluttonous Green Ghost]]
| [[Gluttonous Green Ghost]]
| [[plastic bib]]
| [[plastic bib]]
|11
| Makes your ghost better at eating stuff.
| Makes your ghost better at eating stuff.
|-
|-
| [[Green Pixie]]
| [[Green Pixie]]
| [[green pixie spog]]
| [[green pixie spog]]
|16
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Grinning Turtle]]
| [[Grinning Turtle]]
| [[security blankie]]
| [[security blankie]]
|16
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Grouper Groupie]]
| [[Grouper Groupie]]
| [[gill rings]]
| [[gill rings]]
|10
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Grue]]
| [[Grue]]
| [[moonglasses]]
| [[moonglasses]]
|11
| Makes Familiar less sensitive to light
| Makes Familiar less sensitive to light
|-
|-
| [[Hand Turkey]]
| [[Hand Turkey]]
| [[candied yam pinky ring]]
| [[candied yam pinky ring]]
|22
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Hanukkimbo Dreidl]]
| [[Hanukkimbo Dreidl]]
| [[menorette]]
| [[menorette]]
|9
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Happy Medium]]
| [[Happy Medium]]
| [[crystal decanter]]
| [[crystal decanter]]
|16
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[He-Boulder]]
| [[He-Boulder]]
| [[quadroculars]]
| [[quadroculars]]
|12
|
|
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Helps Your He-Boulder See Better (x4)
*Helps Your He-Boulder See Better (x4)
|-
| [[Helix Fossil]]
| [[S.S. Ticket]]
|11
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Hippo Ballerina]]
| [[Hippo Ballerina]]
| [[immense ballet shoes]]
| [[immense ballet shoes]]
|20
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Hobo Monkey]]
| [[Hobo Monkey]]
| [[tiny bindle]]
| [[tiny bindle]]
|11
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Holiday Log]]
| [[Holiday Log]]
| pet rock [[pet rock "Snooty" disguise|"Snooty"]] or [[pet rock "Groucho" disguise|"Groucho"]] disguises
| pet rock [[pet rock "Snooty" disguise|"Snooty"]]/[[pet rock "Groucho" disguise|"Groucho"]] disguises
| +11 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|26/27
|
*Available from [[Summon Hilarious Objects]] skill or [[pantogram pants]] with a hilarious sacrifice
*+11 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Homemade Robot]]
| [[homemade robot gear]]
|19
|
*+1 Gear
|-
| [[Hovering Skull]]
| [[shiny gold fronts]]
|17
| +5 to Familiar Weight
|-
|-
| [[Hovering Sombrero]]
| [[Hovering Sombrero]]
| [[tiny maracas]]
| [[tiny maracas]]
|12
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Howling Balloon Monkey]]
| [[Howling Balloon Monkey]]
| [[tiny balloon knife]]
| [[tiny balloon knife]]
|18
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Hunchbacked Minion]]
| [[Hunchbacked Minion]]
| [[miniature Jacob's ladder]]
| [[miniature Jacob's ladder]]
|24
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Imitation Crab]]
| [[Imitation Crab]]
| [[imitation whetstone]]
| [[imitation whetstone]]
|19
| Makes Imitation Crab claws sharper
| Makes Imitation Crab claws sharper
|-
|-
| [[Inflatable Dodecapede]]
| [[Inflatable Dodecapede]]
| [[toy six-seater hovercraft]]
| [[toy six-seater hovercraft]]
|25
| -5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| -5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Jack-in-the-Box]]
| [[Jack-in-the-Box]]
| [[brass crank handle]]
| [[brass crank handle]]
|18
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Jill-O-Lantern]]
| [[Jill-O-Lantern]]
| [[100-Watt bulb]]
| [[100-Watt bulb]]
|13
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Jitterbug]]
| [[Jitterbug]]
| [[bottle of perfume]]
| [[bottle of perfume]]
|17
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Jumpsuited Hound Dog]]
| [[Jumpsuited Hound Dog]]
| [[blue suede shoes]]
| [[blue suede shoes]]
|16
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Killer Bee]]
| [[Killer Bee]]
| [[brass stinger]]
| [[brass stinger]]
|13
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Knob Goblin Organ Grinder]]
| [[Knob Goblin Organ Grinder]]
| [[microwave stogie]]
| [[microwave stogie]]
|16
| Helps your Organ Grinder Bake Pies Faster
| Helps your Organ Grinder Bake Pies Faster
|-
|-
| [[Leprechaun]]
| [[Leprechaun]]
| [[Meat detector]]
| [[Meat detector]]
|13
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Levitating Potato]]
| [[Levitating Potato]]
| [[many-eyed glasses]]
| [[many-eyed glasses]]
|17
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Lil' Barrel Mimic]]
| [[brass bung spigot]]
|17
|
*Lets your Barrel Mimic restore HP and MP after combat.
|-
|-
| [[Li'l Xenomorph]]
| [[Li'l Xenomorph]]
| [[Tiny top hat and cane]]
| [[Tiny top hat and cane]]
|21
| Lets your Li'l Xenomorph dance!
| Lets your Li'l Xenomorph dance!
|-
|-
| [[Llama Lama]]
| [[Llama Lama]]
| [[zen motorcycle]]
| [[zen motorcycle]]
|14
| Makes Llama Lamas friendlier
| Makes Llama Lamas friendlier
|-
| [[Machine Elf]]
| [[self-dribbling basketball]]
|25
| +10 to Familiar Weight
|-
|-
| [[Magic Dragonfish]]
| [[Magic Dragonfish]]
| [[fin-bit wax]]
| [[fin-bit wax]]
|11
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech]]
| [[MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech]]
| [[targeting chip]]
| [[targeting chip]]
|14
| More likely to use more powerful attacks
| More likely to use more powerful attacks
|-
|-
| [[Mariachi Chihuahua]]
| [[Mariachi Chihuahua]]
| [[tiny sombrero]]
| [[tiny sombrero]]
|13
| +10 lbs. of [[Hovering Sombrero]]
| +10 lbs. of [[Hovering Sombrero]]
|-
| [[Mechanical Songbird]]
| [[shiny brass tailfeathers]]
|24
| +5 to Familiar Weight
|-
| [[Melodramedary]]
| [[dromedary drinking helmet]]
|25
| Occasonally gain extra spit
|-
|-
| [[Midget Clownfish]]
| [[Midget Clownfish]]
| [[half-height unicycle]]
| [[half-height unicycle]]
|20
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Mini-Adventurer]]
| [[mini-Mr. Accessory]]
|18
| +5 to Familiar Weight
|-
| [[Mini-Crimbot]]
| [[heavy-duty Crimbot aerial]]
|25
| +5 to Familiar Weight
|-
|-
| [[Mini-Hipster]]
| [[Mini-Hipster]]
| [[chiptune guitar]]
| [[chiptune guitar]]
|15
| +25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
| +25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
| [[Mini-Hipster]]
| [[Mini-Hipster]]
| [[fixed-gear bicycle]]
| [[fixed-gear bicycle]]
|18
| +3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
| +3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
|-
|-
| [[Mini-Hipster]]
| [[Mini-Hipster]]
| [[ironic moustache]]
| [[ironic moustache]]
|16
| +10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Mini-Skulldozer]]
| [[ribcage rollcage]]
|16
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Miniature Sword & Martini Guy]]
| [[really tiny cocktail shaker]]
|27
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[MiniMechaElf]]
| [[MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher]]
|41
| More likely to use more powerful attacks
|-
|-
| [[Misshapen Animal Skeleton]]
| [[Misshapen Animal Skeleton]]
| [[bone collar]]
| [[bone collar]]
|11
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Mosquito]]
| [[Mosquito]]
| [[hypodermic needle]]
| [[hypodermic needle]]
|17
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Mosquito]]
| [[Mosquito]]
| [[serrated proboscis extension]]
| [[serrated proboscis extension]]
|28
|
|
*This is a hacked item
*This is a hacked item
*+20 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+20 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Ms. Puck Man]]
| [[blue pumps]]
|10
|
*Causes your Ms. Puck Man to sometimes drop extra yellow pixels
|-
|-
| [[Mutant Cactus Bud]]
| [[Mutant Cactus Bud]]
| [[cactus monocle]]
| [[cactus monocle]]
|14
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Mutant Fire Ant]]
| [[Mutant Fire Ant]]
| [[ant antidepressant]]
| [[ant antidepressant]]
|18
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Mutant Gila Monster]]
| [[Mutant Gila Monster]]
| [[Jawmaster 2000™]]
| [[Jawmaster 2000™]]
|15
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Nanorhino]]
| [[Nanorhino credit card]]
|21
| Helps your Nano-Rhino charge
|-
|-
| [[Nervous Tick]]
| [[Nervous Tick]]
| [[Spoon!]]
| [[Spoon!]]
|6
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]]
| [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]]
| [[rhesus monkey]]
| [[rhesus monkey]]
|13
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Nosy Nose]]
| [[nosy nose ringy ring]]
|20
| +15 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Ninja Snowflake]]
| [[Ninja Snowflake]]
| [[icicle katana]]
| [[icicle katana]]
|13
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[O.A.F.]]
| [[O.A.F.]]
| [[hardware upgrade]]
| [[hardware upgrade]]
|16
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Obtuse Angel]]
| [[Obtuse Angel]]
| [[quake of arrows]]
| [[quake of arrows]]
|15
| Angel has stronger arrows
| Angel has stronger arrows
|-
| [[Oily Woim]]
| [[woimbook]]
|8
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Optimistic Candle]]
| [[pewter candlestick]]
|18
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Origami Towel Crane]]
| [[Origami Towel Crane]]
| [[can of starch]]
| [[can of starch]]
|13
| Makes Origami Towel Crane More Resistant to Wear and Tear
| Makes Origami Towel Crane More Resistant to Wear and Tear
|-
|-
| [[Pair of Ragged Claws]]
| [[Pair of Ragged Claws]]
| [[radioactive chew toy]]
| [[radioactive chew toy]]
|20
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Pair of Stomping Boots]]
| [[Pair of Stomping Boots]]
| [[stomp box]]
| [[stomp box]]
|9
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Penguin Goodfella]]
| [[Penguin Goodfella]]
| [[tasteful black bow tie]]
| [[tasteful black bow tie]]
|22
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Party Mouse]]
| [[party mouse hat]]
|15
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Peppermint Rhino]]
| [[Peppermint Rhino]]
| [[licorice boa]]
| [[licorice boa]]
|12
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Personal Raincloud]]
| [[Personal Raincloud]]
| [[rainbow tie]]
| [[rainbow tie]]
|11
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Pet Cheezling]]
| [[Pet Cheezling]]
| [[jalapeño slices]]
| [[jalapeño slices]]
|15
| +10 lbs. of [[Leprechaun]]
| +10 lbs. of [[Leprechaun]]
|-
| [[Pet Coral]]
| pet rock [[pet rock "Snooty" disguise|"Snooty"]]/[[pet rock "Groucho" disguise|"Groucho"]] disguises
|26/27
|
*Available from [[Summon Hilarious Objects]] skill or [[pantogram pants]] with a hilarious sacrifice
*+11 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Pet Rock]]
| [[Pet Rock]]
| pet rock [[pet rock "Snooty" disguise|"Snooty"]] or [[pet rock "Groucho" disguise|"Groucho"]] disguises
| pet rock [[pet rock "Snooty" disguise|"Snooty"]]/[[pet rock "Groucho" disguise|"Groucho"]] disguises
| +11 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|26/27
|
*Available from [[Summon Hilarious Objects]] skill or [[pantogram pants]] with a hilarious sacrifice
*+11 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Piano Cat]]
| [[Piano Cat]]
| [[kitty sheet music]]
| [[kitty sheet music]]
|17
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Piranha Plant (familiar)|Piranha Plant]]
| [[plastic piranha pot]]
|19
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Plastic Pirate Skull]]
| [[plastic pirate hat]]
|18
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Pocket Professor]]
| [[Pocket Professor memory chip]]
|28
| +2 lecture uses, regardless of weight
|-
|-
| [[Pottery Barn Owl]]
| [[Pottery Barn Owl]]
| [[affordable teak perch]]
| [[affordable teak perch]]
|21
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Psychedelic Bear]]
| [[Psychedelic Bear]]
| [[psychedelic bubble wand]]
| [[psychedelic bubble wand]]
|23
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Puck Man]]
| [[orange boxing gloves]]
|20
|
*Causes your Puck Man to sometimes drop extra yellow pixels
|-
|-
| [[Purse Rat]]
| [[Purse Rat]]
| [[tiny cell phone]]
| [[tiny cell phone]]
|15
| +10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Putty Buddy]]
| [[putty coat]]
|10
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Pygmy Bugbear Shaman]]
| [[Pygmy Bugbear Shaman]]
| [[tiny nose-bone fetish]]
| [[tiny nose-bone fetish]]
|21
| Reduces familiar's MP expenditure by 2-4.
| Reduces familiar's MP expenditure by 2-4.
|-
|-
| [[Ragamuffin Imp]]
| [[Ragamuffin Imp]]
| none
| none
|6
|  
|  
|-
| [[Reagnimated Gnome]]
| [[gnomish athlete's foot]]
|22
|
*Lets your gnome kick enemies prior to combat
|-
| [[Reagnimated Gnome]]
| [[gnomish coal miner's lung]]
|25
|
*Your gnome's coughing will sometimes block enemy attacks
|-
| [[Reagnimated Gnome]]
| [[gnomish housemaid's kgnee]]
|25
|
*Lets your gnome help out around the house
|-
| [[Reagnimated Gnome]]
| [[gnomish swimmer's ears]]
|22
|
*Makes you a better diver
*(because the gnome helps you dive better)
*(by riding on your back)
|-
| [[Reagnimated Gnome]]
| [[gnomish tennis elbow]]
|20
|
*Lets your gnome attack enemies
|-
| [[Reanimated Reanimator]]
| [[flask of embalming fluid]]
|24
| Helps your Reanimated Reanimator collect body parts faster
|-
|-
| [[Reassembled Blackbird]]
| [[Reassembled Blackbird]]
| [[tiny bust of Pallas]]
| [[tiny bust of Pallas]]
|19
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Red-Nosed Snapper]]
| [[tinsel fin]]
|10
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Restless Cow Skull]]
| [[rhinestone cowhorn]]
|18
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[RoboGoose]]
| [[RoboGoose]]
| [[overclocked avian microprocessor]]
| [[overclocked avian microprocessor]]
|32
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Robortender]]
| [[Toggle switch (Bartend)]]
|23
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Robortender]]
| [[Toggle switch (Bounce)]]
|22
|
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Grants a PVP fight after combat twice as often (base 5%)
|-
|-
| [[Robot Reindeer]]
| [[Robot Reindeer]]
| [[S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.]]
| [[S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.]]
|22
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Rock Lobster]]
| [[Rock Lobster]]
| [[Extra-strength rubber bands]]
| [[Extra-strength rubber bands]]
|27
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Rockin' Robin]]
| [[tiny domino mask]]
|16
| +5 to Familiar Weight
|-
|-
| [[Rogue Program]]
| [[Rogue Program]]
| [[portable motorcycle]]
| [[portable motorcycle]]
|19
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Sabre-Toothed Lime]]
| [[Sabre-Toothed Lime]]
| [[tiny shaker of salt]]
| [[tiny shaker of salt]]
|19
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Sausage Golem]]
| [[jar of magical relish]]
| 21
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Scary Death Orb]]
| [[Scary Death Orb]]
| [[tuning fork]]
| [[tuning fork]]
|11
| Familiar will attack you less often
| Familiar will attack you less often
|-
|-
| [[Sleazy Gravy Fairy]]
| [[Sleazy Gravy Fairy]]
| [[hot pink lipstick]]
| [[hot pink lipstick]]
|17
|
|
*Found in [[The Sleazy Back Alley]] while with a [[Sleazy Gravy Fairy]]
*Found in [[The Sleazy Back Alley]] while with a [[Sleazy Gravy Fairy]]
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| [[Slimeling]]
| [[Slimeling]]
| [[undissolvable contact lenses]]
| [[undissolvable contact lenses]]
|28
| Helps your Slimeling See Better
| Helps your Slimeling See Better
|-
| [[Sludgepuppy]]
| [[lead collar]]
|11
| +5 to Familiar Weight
|-
|-
| [[Smiling Rat]]
| [[Smiling Rat]]
| [[rat tooth polish]]
| [[rat tooth polish]]
|16
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Snow Angel]]
| [[Snow Angel]]
| [[snow halo]]
| [[snow halo]]
|9
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Snowy Owl]]
| [[Snowy Owl]]
| [[Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit]]
| [[Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit]]
|29
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Software Bug]]
| [[missing semicolon]]
| 17
| +11 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Software bug]]
| pet rock [[pet rock "Snooty" disguise|"Snooty"]]/[[pet rock "Groucho" disguise|"Groucho"]] disguises
| 26/27
|
*Available from [[Summon Hilarious Objects]] skill or [[pantogram pants]] with a hilarious sacrifice
*+11 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Space Jellyfish]]
| [[space jellybicycle]]
|18
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Spirit Hobo]]
| [[Spirit Hobo]]
| [[weegee sqouija]]
| [[weegee sqouija]]
|14
| Hobo's Booze is more effective
| Hobo's Booze is more effective
|-
|-
| [[Spooky Gravy Fairy]]
| [[Spooky Gravy Fairy]]
| [[miniature carton of clove cigarettes]]
| [[miniature carton of clove cigarettes]]
|36
|
|
*Obtained when defeating [[Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies]] with a [[Spooky Gravy Fairy]]
*Obtained when defeating [[Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies]] with a [[Spooky Gravy Fairy]]
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| [[Spooky Pirate Skeleton]]
| [[Spooky Pirate Skeleton]]
| [[blundarrrbus]]
| [[blundarrrbus]]
|12
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Squamous Gibberer]]
| [[Squamous Gibberer]]
| [[unspeakable lozenges]]
| [[unspeakable lozenges]]
|20
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Stab Bat]]
| [[Stab Bat]]
| [[shock collar]]
| [[shock collar]]
|12
| Familiar will attack you less often
| Familiar will attack you less often
|-
|-
| [[Star Starfish]]
| [[Star Starfish]]
| [[magnifying glass]]
| [[magnifying glass]]
|16
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Steam-Powered Cheerleader]]
| [[school spirit socket set]]
|24
|
*Keeps more steam in
|-
|-
| [[Stinky Gravy Fairy]]
| [[Stinky Gravy Fairy]]
| [[limburger biker boots]]
| [[limburger biker boots]]
|21
|
|
*Available from [[Mayor Zapruder]] if you already have Flaming, Freezing and Stinky Gravy Fairies
*Available from [[Mayor Zapruder]] if you already have Flaming, Freezing and Stinky Gravy Fairies
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| [[Stocking Mimic]]
| [[Stocking Mimic]]
| [[bag of many confections]]
| [[bag of many confections]]
|23
|
|
*Allows familiar to gain weight
*Allows familiar to gain weight
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| [[Sugar Fruit Fairy]]
| [[Sugar Fruit Fairy]]
| [[tiny ballet slippers]]
| [[tiny ballet slippers]]
|20
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Sweet Nutcracker]]
| [[Sweet Nutcracker]]
| [[metal mandible]]
| [[metal mandible]]
|14
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Syncopated Turtle]]
| [[Syncopated Turtle]]
| [[metrognome]]
| [[metrognome]]
|10
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Teddy Bear]]
| [[Teddy Bear]]
| [[teddy bear sewing kit]]
| [[teddy bear sewing kit]]
|21
| Teddy Bear loses less stuffing when hit.
| Teddy Bear loses less stuffing when hit.
|-
|-
| [[Teddy Borg]]
| [[Teddy Borg]]
| [[teddy borg sewing kit]]
| [[teddy borg sewing kit]]
|21
| Teddy Borg loses less stuffing when hit.
| Teddy Borg loses less stuffing when hit.
|-
|-
| [[Temporal Riftlet]]
| [[Temporal Riftlet]]
| [[1.21 jigawatts]]
| [[1.21 jigawatts]]
|14
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Tickle-Me Emilio]]
| [[Tickle-Me Emilio (familiar)|Tickle-Me Emilio]]
| [[tiny do-rag]]
| [[tiny do-rag]]
|11
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Toothsome Rock]]
| [[Toothsome Rock]]
| pet rock [[pet rock "Snooty" disguise|"Snooty"]] or [[pet rock "Groucho" disguise|"Groucho"]] disguises
| pet rock [[pet rock "Snooty" disguise|"Snooty"]]/[[pet rock "Groucho" disguise|"Groucho"]] disguises
| +11 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|26/27
|
*Available from [[Summon Hilarious Objects]] skill or [[pantogram pants]] with a hilarious sacrifice
*+11 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Topiary Skunk]]
| [[topiary noseplugs]]
|17
| +5 to Familiar Weight
|-
| [[Trick-or-Treating Tot]]
| [[li'l candy corn costume]]
| 23
|
*[[Elemental Resistance | Superhuman Resistance to All Elements (+5)]]
*Can be bought from the [[The General Store]]
|-
| [[Trick-or-Treating Tot]]
| [[li'l clown costume]]
| 18
|
*+15 [[Stat Gains from Fights | Stat(s) Per Fight]]
*A stat gain bonus equivalent to a 65-pound [[Blood-Faced Volleyball | Volleyball]].
*This item drops from any clown if you have a [[Trick-or-Treating Tot]] in your terrarium.
*This item will disappear at the end of the day.
|-
| [[Trick-or-Treating Tot]]
| [[li'l eyeball costume]]
| 20
|
*Monsters will be much less attracted to you.
*Reduces [[Combat Frequency | combat frequency]] by 10%.
*Quest Item, only available in a [[Nuclear Autumn]] run.
|-
| [[Trick-or-Treating Tot]]
| [[li'l ghost costume]]
| 18
|
*+100% [[Combat Initiative]]
*A combat initiative bonus equivalent to a 50-pound [[Oily Woim]].
*Complex chain of requirements to drop.
*Cannot be traded
|-
| [[Trick-or-Treating Tot]]
| [[li'l knight costume]]
| 19
|
*All Attributes +15
|-
| [[Trick-or-Treating Tot]]
| [[li'l liberty costume]]
| 20
|
*+100% [[Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+200% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*Quest Item, only available in a [[Nuclear Autumn]] run.
|-
| [[Trick-or-Treating Tot]]
| [[li'l ninja costume]]
| 18
|
*+150% Item Drops from Monsters
*An item drop bonus equivalent to an 85lb [[Baby Gravy Fairy | Fairy]] or 68lb [[Jumpsuited Hound Dog]].
*This item drops from any ninja if you have a [[Trick-or-Treating Tot]] in your terrarium.
*This item will disappear at the end of the day.
|-
| [[Trick-or-Treating Tot]]
| [[li'l pirate costume]]
| 19
|
*+300% Item Drops from Monsters
*A meat bonus equivalent to an 85lb [[Leprechaun]] type or 68lb [[Hobo Monkey]].
*This item drops from any pirate if you have a [[Trick-or-Treating Tot]] in your terrarium.
*This item will disappear at the end of the day.
|-
| [[Trick-or-Treating Tot]]
| [[li'l robot costume]]
| 18
|
*+10 [[Stat Gains from Fights | Stat(s) Per Fight]]
*A stat gain bonus equivalent to a 40-pound [[Blood-Faced Volleyball | Volleyball]].
*Reduces radiation sickness levels
*Quest Item, only available in a [[Nuclear Autumn]] run.
|-
| [[Trick-or-Treating Tot]]
| [[li'l unicorn costume]]
| 20
|
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures | Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped.
*+5 [[Extra PvP Fights | PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.
*Can be bought from the [[General Store]]
|-
| [[Twitching Space Critter]]
| [[ramekin of space nuts]]
|21
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Unconscious Collective]]
| [[blue canary nightlight]]
|22
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Underworld Bonsai]]
| [[Underworld Bonsai]]
| [[miniature pruning shears]]
| [[miniature pruning shears]]
|24
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Uniclops]]
| [[Uniclops]]
| [[eye 'n' horn shampoo]]
| [[eye 'n' horn shampoo]]
|20
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Untamed Turtle]]
| [[Untamed Turtle]]
| [[smiley-face sticker]]
| [[smiley-face sticker]]
|19
| +10 lbs. of [[Blood-Faced Volleyball]]
| +10 lbs. of [[Blood-Faced Volleyball]]
|-
|-
| [[Urchin Urchin]]
| [[Urchin Urchin]]
| [[pet anemone]]
| [[pet anemone]]
|11
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Warbear Drone]]
| [[warbear drone codes]]
|19
|
*Makes the drone better, faster, stronger
|-
|-
| [[Wereturtle]]
| [[Wereturtle]]
| [[bottle of moontan lotion]]
| [[bottle of moontan lotion]]
|24
| Makes Familiar More Sensitive to Light
| Makes Familiar More Sensitive to Light
|-
|-
| [[Whirling Maple Leaf]]
| [[Whirling Maple Leaf]]
| [[tiny Mountie hat]]
| [[tiny Mountie hat]]
|16
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Wild Hare]]
| [[Wild Hare]]
| [[miniature dormouse]]
| [[miniature dormouse]]
|18
| Makes March Hare more better
| Makes March Hare more better
|-
|-
| [[Wind-up Chattering Teeth]]
| [[Wind-up Chattering Teeth]]
| [[diamond-studded fronts]]
| [[diamond-studded fronts]]
|22
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
| [[Wizard Action Figure]]
| [[Wizard Action Figure]]
| [[mint-condition magic wand]]
| [[mint-condition magic wand]]
|25
|
|
*Increases the Wizard's Volley/Gravy abilities from 1/3 to 2/3
*Increases the Wizard's Volley/Gravy abilities from 1/3 to 2/3
*Breaks every 25-40 turns
*Breaks every 25-40 turns
*Thus a [[Comma Chameleon]] acts as a 2/3 WAF until its wand "breaks," and then as a 1/3 WAF
*Thus a [[Comma Chameleon]] acts as a 2/3 WAF until its wand "breaks," and then as a 1/3 WAF
|-
| [[Xiblaxian Holo-Companion]]
| [[Xiblaxian holo-bowtie]]
|21
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[XO Skeleton]]
| [[exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton]]
|24
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Yule Hound]]
| [[Crimbo dog sweater]]
|18
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|}
|}



Latest revision as of 02:16, 14 May 2025

Familiar Equipment is like ordinary equipment, but for your familiar.

Your familiar can carry one piece of equipment at a time, and will keep this even when placed back in its terrarium. Most familiar equipment can be equipped by only a single familiar, but a few pieces of equipment can be equipped by almost all familiars (the exceptions being the Comma Chameleon, the Mad Hatrack and the Disembodied Hand). Most of the familiar-specific equipment adds the equivalent of five pounds to your familiar's weight, but some have different effects.

Several familiars have no native equipment but can use multiple items. The Mad Hatrack wears hats from your inventory. The Disembodied Hands can equip any one-handed weapon to attack enemies and grant the weapon's enchantment to the player. The Left-Hand Man can equip any off-hand item from your inventory. The Comma Chameleon can emulate most familiars by eating (a destructive process) any familiar-specific equipment. The chameleon effect of the meal lasts for around 45 turns, and it always gets a weight bonus of +5. For these familiars, check out their pages for more information.

Most of the equipment specific to a single familiar is available only as a prize from the Cake-Shaped Arena, by using a Box of Familiar Jacks, or by eating a diabolic pizza (with a toy surprise). Other items can be obtained as noted.

Familiar Equipment Chars (incl. space) Notes
All amulet coin 11
All anniversary tiny latex mask 27
All annoying pitchfork 18
All ant hoe 7
  • Found in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  • Deals 10-12 Sleaze Damage
  • +10-15 Meat from Monsters
All ant pick 8
All ant pitchfork 13
All ant rake 8
All ant sickle 10
All astral pet sweater 18
All chocolate-stained collar 24
All das boot 8
All filthy child leash 18
All, but only useful with Water-breathing familiars fishy wand 10 In combat, can sometimes:
All flaming familiar doppelgänger 29
All fuzzy polar bear ears 21
All guard turtle collar 19 +10 to Familiar Damage
All ittah bittah hookah 19
All kill screen 11
All lead necklace 13
All Li'l Businessman Kit 20
All little bitty bathysphere 24
All little box of fireworks 23
All Loathing Legion helicopter 26
All luck incense 12
All lucky Tam O'Shanter 19
All lucky Tam O'Shatner 19
All Mayflower bouquet 17
All miniature antlers 17
All miniature crystal ball 22
All miniature goose mask 20
All miniature gravy-covered maypole 31
All miniature life preserver 24 Helps your familiar deal with all this rain (relevant during the Heavy Rains challenge path)
All moveable feast 14
  • Mr. Store IotM
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
  • Can add 10 weight to five different familiars once per day
  • Familiar gains additional attacks
All muscle band 11
  • The familiar equipment of a Bowlet, it can be equipped on any familiar
  • +10 to Familiar Weight
  • Increases familiar damage
  • This item will disappear at the end of the day
All origami "gentlemen's" magazine 30
All oversized fish scaler 21
All Panda outfit 12
All Petite Paintbrush 17
  • Item given to 2015 Calendar artists
  • +1 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
All plastic pumpkin bucket 22
All rat head balloon 16
All razor fang 10
  • The familiar equipment of a Stooper, it can be equipped on any familiar
  • +10 to Familiar Weight
  • Your familiar will sometimes interrupt enemy attacks
  • This item will disappear at the end of the day
All shell bell 10
  • The familiar equipment of a Unspeakachu, it can be equipped on any familiar
  • +10 to Familiar Weight
  • Heals you when your familiar deals damage
  • This item will disappear at the end of the day
All smoke ball 10
  • The familiar equipment of a Disgeist, it can be equipped on any familiar
  • +10 to Familiar Weight
  • Running away is always successful, and gives stats based on the enemy
  • This item will disappear at the end of the day
All Snow Suit 9
  • Mr. Store IotM
  • +X to Familiar Weight
  • Lets Your Familiar Do Various Tricks
All solid shifting time weirdness 29
  • +4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.

+4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.

All sugar shield 12
All tiny costume wardrobe 21
All tiny fly glasses 16
  • +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
All tiny glowing red nose 21
All Tiny bowler 11
  • Lets your familiar bowl
All Toddler-sized Dragon Costume 28
All toy Cupid bow 13
  • Occasionally snag a missed item drop
  • Distract foes with a plunger to the face
  • Drops familiar's unique equipment based on current familiar or a heart necklace if the familiar lacks unique equipment
All vicious spiked collar 21
  • Available from the Arena
  • +20 to Familiar Damage
All wax lips 8
Adorable Seal Larva pretty pink bow 15 +10 lbs. of Ghuol Whelp
Adorable Space Buddy cute bow from beyond the stars 30 +5 to Familiar Weight
Adventurous Spelunker stembridge sidearm 18
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
  • Decisively ends fights, but only occasionally
Ancient Yuletide Troll giant book of ancient carols 28 Causes the Ancient Yuletide Troll to drop disintegrating sheet music more frequently.
Angry Jung Man Little Crimson Book 19 +5 to Familiar Weight
Animated Macaroni Duck farfalle bow tie 16 +10 lbs. of Barrrnacle
Antique Nutcracker nutcracking pliers 18 Drops nuts more often
Angry Goat prosthetic forehead 19 +5 to Familiar Weight
Artistic Goth Kid little wooden mannequin 23
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
  • Familiar will give free PvP fights at intervals of 20 adventures instead of 30
Astral Badger badger badge 12 Increases astral mushroom drop rate
Attention-Deficit Demon attention spanner 17 +5 to Familiar Weight
Autonomous Disco Ball stick-on mini solar panels 26 +10 lbs. of Star Starfish
Baby Bugged Bugbear bugged beanie 13
Baby Bugged Bugbear bugged balaclava 16
Baby Bugged Bugbear bugged bön±Ã©t 15
Baby Gravy Fairy eye-pod 7 +5 to Familiar Weight
Baby Mayonnaise Wasp mayo pump 9 +5 to Familiar Weight
Baby Mutant Rattlesnake rattlesnake enrager 19 +5 to Familiar Weight
Baby Sandworm string of dingle balls 22 +5 to Familiar Weight
Baby Yeti penguin-smacking club 21 +5 to Familiar Damage
Baby Z-Rex french-fry grabber 18 +5 to Familiar Weight
Barrrnacle sucky decal 11 +5 to Familiar Weight
Blavious Kloop miniscule beatbox 17 +5 to Familiar Weight
Blood-Faced Volleyball palm-frond toupee 17 +5 to Familiar Weight
Bloovian Groose spruce juice 12 +5 to Familiar Weight
BRICKO chick extra-heavy BRICKO brick 24 +5 to Familiar Weight
Bulky Buddy Box pet rock "Snooty"/"Groucho" disguises 26/27
Casagnova Gnome miniature castagnets 20 +5 to Familiar Weight
Cat Burglar Burglar/sleep mask 18
  • Helps your Cat Burglar take naps more efficiently
  • Causes Cat Burglar to charge up its heist ability ×1.5 times faster
Chauvinist Pig bottle of Cochon Noir 21 +5 to Familiar Weight
Cheshire Bat smile-sharpening stone 22 +5 to Familiar Weight
Chocolate Lab chocolate leash 15 +10 to Familiar Weight
Choctopus chocolate bowtie 16 +5 to Familiar Weight
Clockwork Grapefruit false eyelashes 15 +5 to Familiar Weight
Cocoabo chocolate spurs 15 +5 to Familiar Weight
Coffee Pixie miniature espresso maker 24 +5 to Familiar Weight
Cotton Candy Carnie cotton candy cordial 20 +5 to Familiar Weight
Crimbo Elf dental pliers 13 +5 to Familiar Weight
Crimbo
P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
metallic foil bow 17 +5 to Familiar Weight
Crimbo
P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
metallic foil radar dish 24
Crimbo Shrub even more tinsel 16 +5 to Familiar Weight
Cuddlefish six-armed sweater 17 +5 to Familiar Weight
Cute Meteor meteor shower cap 17 +5 to Familiar Weight
Cymbal-Playing Monkey funky brass fez 15 +5 to Familiar Weight
Dancing Frog amphibious tophat 17 Allows Frog to breathe underwater
Dancing Frog miniature tophat 16 +5 to Familiar Weight
Dandy Lion woolen cravat 13 +5 to Familiar Weight
Dataspider solid state loom 16 +10 to Familiar Weight
Dramatic Hedgehog tiny prop sword 15 +5 to Familiar Weight
Doppelshifter tiny makeup kit 15 +15 to Familiar Weight
Elf Operative red-and-green microcamera 25
Emo Squid gazing shoes 12 +5 to Familiar Weight
Evil Teddy Bear evil teddy bear sewing kit 26 Teddy Bear loses less stuffing when hit.
Exotic Parrot cracker 7 +15 to Familiar Weight
Feather Boa Constrictor velvet choker 13 +5 to Familiar Weight
Feral Kobold slightly thicker filthy rags 28 +5 to Familiar Weight
Fist Turkey brass turkey knuckles 21 +10 to Familiar Weight
Flaming Face flaming nose 12 Makes Flaming Face More Complete
Flaming Gravy Fairy flaming glowsticks 18
Frozen Gravy Fairy iced-out bling 14
Frumious Bandersnatch aquaviolet jub-jub bird 23
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
  • Stat gains from the familiar are all allocated to Mysticality, rather than the normal 2:1:1
Frumious Bandersnatch charpuce jub-jub bird 21
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
  • Stat gains from the familiar are all allocated to Moxie, rather than the normal 2:1:1
Frumious Bandersnatch crimsilion jub-jub bird 23
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
  • Stat gains from the familiar are all allocated to Muscle, rather than the normal 2:1:1
Fuzzy Dice meatcar model 13 +5 to Familiar Weight
Galloping Grill box of hickory chips 20 +5 to Familiar Weight
Garbage Fire fireproof skip lid 18 +5 to Familiar Weight
Gelatinous Cubeling Pile of dungeon junk 20 +5 to Familiar Weight
Ghost Pickle on a Stick skewer-mounted razor blade 26 +5 to Familiar Weight
Ghuol Whelp tiny knife and fork 19 +5 to Familiar Weight
God Lobster God Lobster's Crown 18
  • Makes your God Lobster bestow stat gains based on an ancient mystic formula
  • Makes the God Lobster give stats like a sombrero rather than a volleyball
  • Obtained by challenging a God Lobster equipped with God Lobster's Scepter
  • Quest item
God Lobster God Lobster's Ring 18
  • Makes your God Lobster increase Item Drops
  • Gives the God Lobster the abilities of a full-weight Fairy
  • Obtained by challenging a God Lobster equipped with God Lobster's Robe
  • Quest item
God Lobster God Lobster's Robe 18
  • Makes your God Lobster prevent monster attacks
  • Obtained by challenging a God Lobster equipped with God Lobster's Rod
  • Quest item
God Lobster God Lobster's Rod 17
  • Makes your God Lobster restore HP and MP after Combat
  • Obtained by challenging a God Lobster equipped with God Lobster's Ring
  • Quest item
God Lobster God Lobster's Scepter 21
  • Makes your God Lobster slightly increase Item and Meat Drops
  • Gives the God Lobster the combined abilities of a half-weight Fairy and half-weight Leprechaun
  • Obtained by challenging a God Lobster
  • Quest item
Golden Monkey golden banana 13 +5 to Familiar Weight
Grim Brother Grim Brothers' story book 25 +5 to Familiar Weight
Grimstone Golem grimstone galoshes 18 +5 to Familiar Weight
Gluttonous Green Ghost plastic bib 11 Makes your ghost better at eating stuff.
Green Pixie green pixie spog 16 +5 to Familiar Weight
Grinning Turtle security blankie 16 +5 to Familiar Weight
Grouper Groupie gill rings 10 +5 to Familiar Weight
Grue moonglasses 11 Makes Familiar less sensitive to light
Hand Turkey candied yam pinky ring 22 +5 to Familiar Weight
Hanukkimbo Dreidl menorette 9 +5 to Familiar Weight
Happy Medium crystal decanter 16 +5 to Familiar Weight
He-Boulder quadroculars 12
Helix Fossil S.S. Ticket 11 +5 to Familiar Weight
Hippo Ballerina immense ballet shoes 20 +5 to Familiar Weight
Hobo Monkey tiny bindle 11 +5 to Familiar Weight
Holiday Log pet rock "Snooty"/"Groucho" disguises 26/27
Homemade Robot homemade robot gear 19
  • +1 Gear
Hovering Skull shiny gold fronts 17 +5 to Familiar Weight
Hovering Sombrero tiny maracas 12 +5 to Familiar Weight
Howling Balloon Monkey tiny balloon knife 18 +5 to Familiar Weight
Hunchbacked Minion miniature Jacob's ladder 24 +5 to Familiar Weight
Imitation Crab imitation whetstone 19 Makes Imitation Crab claws sharper
Inflatable Dodecapede toy six-seater hovercraft 25 -5 to Familiar Weight
Jack-in-the-Box brass crank handle 18 +5 to Familiar Weight
Jill-O-Lantern 100-Watt bulb 13 +5 to Familiar Weight
Jitterbug bottle of perfume 17 +5 to Familiar Weight
Jumpsuited Hound Dog blue suede shoes 16 +5 to Familiar Weight
Killer Bee brass stinger 13 +5 to Familiar Weight
Knob Goblin Organ Grinder microwave stogie 16 Helps your Organ Grinder Bake Pies Faster
Leprechaun Meat detector 13 +5 to Familiar Weight
Levitating Potato many-eyed glasses 17 +5 to Familiar Weight
Lil' Barrel Mimic brass bung spigot 17
  • Lets your Barrel Mimic restore HP and MP after combat.
Li'l Xenomorph Tiny top hat and cane 21 Lets your Li'l Xenomorph dance!
Llama Lama zen motorcycle 14 Makes Llama Lamas friendlier
Machine Elf self-dribbling basketball 25 +10 to Familiar Weight
Magic Dragonfish fin-bit wax 11 +5 to Familiar Weight
MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech targeting chip 14 More likely to use more powerful attacks
Mariachi Chihuahua tiny sombrero 13 +10 lbs. of Hovering Sombrero
Mechanical Songbird shiny brass tailfeathers 24 +5 to Familiar Weight
Melodramedary dromedary drinking helmet 25 Occasonally gain extra spit
Midget Clownfish half-height unicycle 20 +5 to Familiar Weight
Mini-Adventurer mini-Mr. Accessory 18 +5 to Familiar Weight
Mini-Crimbot heavy-duty Crimbot aerial 25 +5 to Familiar Weight
Mini-Hipster chiptune guitar 15 +25% Item Drops from Monsters
Mini-Hipster fixed-gear bicycle 18 +3 Stat(s) Per Fight
Mini-Hipster ironic moustache 16 +10 to Familiar Weight
Mini-Skulldozer ribcage rollcage 16 +5 to Familiar Weight
Miniature Sword & Martini Guy really tiny cocktail shaker 27 +5 to Familiar Weight
MiniMechaElf MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher 41 More likely to use more powerful attacks
Misshapen Animal Skeleton bone collar 11 +5 to Familiar Weight
Mosquito hypodermic needle 17 +5 to Familiar Weight
Mosquito serrated proboscis extension 28
Ms. Puck Man blue pumps 10
  • Causes your Ms. Puck Man to sometimes drop extra yellow pixels
Mutant Cactus Bud cactus monocle 14 +5 to Familiar Weight
Mutant Fire Ant ant antidepressant 18 +5 to Familiar Weight
Mutant Gila Monster Jawmaster 2000™ 15 +5 to Familiar Weight
Nanorhino Nanorhino credit card 21 Helps your Nano-Rhino charge
Nervous Tick Spoon! 6 +5 to Familiar Weight
Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot rhesus monkey 13 +5 to Familiar Weight
Nosy Nose nosy nose ringy ring 20 +15 to Familiar Weight
Ninja Snowflake icicle katana 13 +5 to Familiar Weight
O.A.F. hardware upgrade 16 +5 to Familiar Weight
Obtuse Angel quake of arrows 15 Angel has stronger arrows
Oily Woim woimbook 8 +5 to Familiar Weight
Optimistic Candle pewter candlestick 18 +5 to Familiar Weight
Origami Towel Crane can of starch 13 Makes Origami Towel Crane More Resistant to Wear and Tear
Pair of Ragged Claws radioactive chew toy 20 +5 to Familiar Weight
Pair of Stomping Boots stomp box 9 +5 to Familiar Weight
Penguin Goodfella tasteful black bow tie 22 +5 to Familiar Weight
Party Mouse party mouse hat 15 +5 to Familiar Weight
Peppermint Rhino licorice boa 12 +5 to Familiar Weight
Personal Raincloud rainbow tie 11 +5 to Familiar Weight
Pet Cheezling jalapeño slices 15 +10 lbs. of Leprechaun
Pet Coral pet rock "Snooty"/"Groucho" disguises 26/27
Pet Rock pet rock "Snooty"/"Groucho" disguises 26/27
Piano Cat kitty sheet music 17 +5 to Familiar Weight
Piranha Plant plastic piranha pot 19 +5 to Familiar Weight
Plastic Pirate Skull plastic pirate hat 18 +5 to Familiar Weight
Pocket Professor Pocket Professor memory chip 28 +2 lecture uses, regardless of weight
Pottery Barn Owl affordable teak perch 21 +5 to Familiar Weight
Psychedelic Bear psychedelic bubble wand 23 +5 to Familiar Weight
Puck Man orange boxing gloves 20
  • Causes your Puck Man to sometimes drop extra yellow pixels
Purse Rat tiny cell phone 15 +10 to Familiar Weight
Putty Buddy putty coat 10 +5 to Familiar Weight
Pygmy Bugbear Shaman tiny nose-bone fetish 21 Reduces familiar's MP expenditure by 2-4.
Ragamuffin Imp none 6
Reagnimated Gnome gnomish athlete's foot 22
  • Lets your gnome kick enemies prior to combat
Reagnimated Gnome gnomish coal miner's lung 25
  • Your gnome's coughing will sometimes block enemy attacks
Reagnimated Gnome gnomish housemaid's kgnee 25
  • Lets your gnome help out around the house
Reagnimated Gnome gnomish swimmer's ears 22
  • Makes you a better diver
  • (because the gnome helps you dive better)
  • (by riding on your back)
Reagnimated Gnome gnomish tennis elbow 20
  • Lets your gnome attack enemies
Reanimated Reanimator flask of embalming fluid 24 Helps your Reanimated Reanimator collect body parts faster
Reassembled Blackbird tiny bust of Pallas 19 +5 to Familiar Weight
Red-Nosed Snapper tinsel fin 10 +5 to Familiar Weight
Restless Cow Skull rhinestone cowhorn 18 +5 to Familiar Weight
RoboGoose overclocked avian microprocessor 32 +5 to Familiar Weight
Robortender Toggle switch (Bartend) 23 +5 to Familiar Weight
Robortender Toggle switch (Bounce) 22
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
  • Grants a PVP fight after combat twice as often (base 5%)
Robot Reindeer S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. 22 +5 to Familiar Weight
Rock Lobster Extra-strength rubber bands 27 +5 to Familiar Weight
Rockin' Robin tiny domino mask 16 +5 to Familiar Weight
Rogue Program portable motorcycle 19 +5 to Familiar Weight
Sabre-Toothed Lime tiny shaker of salt 19 +5 to Familiar Weight
Sausage Golem jar of magical relish 21 +5 to Familiar Weight
Scary Death Orb tuning fork 11 Familiar will attack you less often
Sleazy Gravy Fairy hot pink lipstick 17
Slimeling undissolvable contact lenses 28 Helps your Slimeling See Better
Sludgepuppy lead collar 11 +5 to Familiar Weight
Smiling Rat rat tooth polish 16 +5 to Familiar Weight
Snow Angel snow halo 9 +5 to Familiar Weight
Snowy Owl Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 29 +5 to Familiar Weight
Software Bug missing semicolon 17 +11 to Familiar Weight
Software bug pet rock "Snooty"/"Groucho" disguises 26/27
Space Jellyfish space jellybicycle 18 +5 to Familiar Weight
Spirit Hobo weegee sqouija 14 Hobo's Booze is more effective
Spooky Gravy Fairy miniature carton of clove cigarettes 36
Spooky Pirate Skeleton blundarrrbus 12 +5 to Familiar Weight
Squamous Gibberer unspeakable lozenges 20 +5 to Familiar Weight
Stab Bat shock collar 12 Familiar will attack you less often
Star Starfish magnifying glass 16 +5 to Familiar Weight
Steam-Powered Cheerleader school spirit socket set 24
  • Keeps more steam in
Stinky Gravy Fairy limburger biker boots 21
Stocking Mimic bag of many confections 23
  • Allows familiar to gain weight
  • Sometimes drops candy buffs after combat
Sugar Fruit Fairy tiny ballet slippers 20 +5 to Familiar Weight
Sweet Nutcracker metal mandible 14 +5 to Familiar Weight
Syncopated Turtle metrognome 10 +5 to Familiar Weight
Teddy Bear teddy bear sewing kit 21 Teddy Bear loses less stuffing when hit.
Teddy Borg teddy borg sewing kit 21 Teddy Borg loses less stuffing when hit.
Temporal Riftlet 1.21 jigawatts 14 +5 to Familiar Weight
Tickle-Me Emilio tiny do-rag 11 +5 to Familiar Weight
Toothsome Rock pet rock "Snooty"/"Groucho" disguises 26/27
Topiary Skunk topiary noseplugs 17 +5 to Familiar Weight
Trick-or-Treating Tot li'l candy corn costume 23
Trick-or-Treating Tot li'l clown costume 18
Trick-or-Treating Tot li'l eyeball costume 20
Trick-or-Treating Tot li'l ghost costume 18
  • +100% Combat Initiative
  • A combat initiative bonus equivalent to a 50-pound Oily Woim.
  • Complex chain of requirements to drop.
  • Cannot be traded
Trick-or-Treating Tot li'l knight costume 19
  • All Attributes +15
Trick-or-Treating Tot li'l liberty costume 20
Trick-or-Treating Tot li'l ninja costume 18
  • +150% Item Drops from Monsters
  • An item drop bonus equivalent to an 85lb Fairy or 68lb Jumpsuited Hound Dog.
  • This item drops from any ninja if you have a Trick-or-Treating Tot in your terrarium.
  • This item will disappear at the end of the day.
Trick-or-Treating Tot li'l pirate costume 19
  • +300% Item Drops from Monsters
  • A meat bonus equivalent to an 85lb Leprechaun type or 68lb Hobo Monkey.
  • This item drops from any pirate if you have a Trick-or-Treating Tot in your terrarium.
  • This item will disappear at the end of the day.
Trick-or-Treating Tot li'l robot costume 18
Trick-or-Treating Tot li'l unicorn costume 20
Twitching Space Critter ramekin of space nuts 21 +5 to Familiar Weight
Unconscious Collective blue canary nightlight 22 +5 to Familiar Weight
Underworld Bonsai miniature pruning shears 24 +5 to Familiar Weight
Uniclops eye 'n' horn shampoo 20 +5 to Familiar Weight
Untamed Turtle smiley-face sticker 19 +10 lbs. of Blood-Faced Volleyball
Urchin Urchin pet anemone 11 +5 to Familiar Weight
Warbear Drone warbear drone codes 19
  • Makes the drone better, faster, stronger
Wereturtle bottle of moontan lotion 24 Makes Familiar More Sensitive to Light
Whirling Maple Leaf tiny Mountie hat 16 +5 to Familiar Weight
Wild Hare miniature dormouse 18 Makes March Hare more better
Wind-up Chattering Teeth diamond-studded fronts 22 +5 to Familiar Weight
Wizard Action Figure mint-condition magic wand 25
  • Increases the Wizard's Volley/Gravy abilities from 1/3 to 2/3
  • Breaks every 25-40 turns
  • Thus a Comma Chameleon acts as a 2/3 WAF until its wand "breaks," and then as a 1/3 WAF
Xiblaxian Holo-Companion Xiblaxian holo-bowtie 21 +5 to Familiar Weight
XO Skeleton exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton 24 +5 to Familiar Weight
Yule Hound Crimbo dog sweater 18 +5 to Familiar Weight


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