HP Modifiers

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Below is a comprehensive list of everything in the game that directly affects your maximum HP.

Increasing your (buffed) Muscle also has an effect on your maximum HP, at a base ratio of one HP per Muscle point. This ratio is affected by the Percentage HP Increasers listed below, including the innate +50% for being a muscle class.

For these reasons, you may also be interested in the list of Muscle Modifiers. They are not listed alongside these items due to the variable nature of the Muscle-to-HP ratio. To see various maximum amounts of HP, see Maximizing Your HP.

Absolute Modifiers

Absolute modifiers change your HP ceiling by a fixed amount.

Source	Source Type	HP	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
test case	Accessory	10,000	Always			All Attributes +100% Maximum MP +10,000 +10,000% Item Drops from Monsters +10 Monster Level Run Away always works Grants 10 Adventures of Aykrophobia at Rollover A custom item for Jick
battered old top-hat	Hat	500	Always		200 Mox	Muscle +5%
Jeans of Loathing	Pants	500	Always		150 Mox	Part of the Clothing of Loathing Regenerate 20-30 HP per adventure Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure Maximum MP +500 Superhuman Stench Resistance
Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	Hat	500	Always		250 Mus	Part of the Dreadful Skeleton Suit Muscle +50% Regenerate 40-80 HP per adventure Bonus for TTs only
sea salt scrubs	Shirt	400	Always		85 Mus	Maximum MP +400 Mysticality +15% Requires Torso Awaregness
weedy skirt	Pants	400	Always		200 Mox	Regenerate 25-50 HP per adventure Combat Initiative +25%
lawn dart	Weapon (1H)	300	Always		200 Mus	Muscle +15% Bonus Weapon Damage +20%
Nature's Bounty	Effect	300	100 turns	1 turn	Level 15	Obtained from The Heart of the Matter, in Below the Roots in Dreadsylvanian Woods Regenerate 80-100 HP per adventure
nurse's hat	Hat	300	Always		85 Mox	Regenerate 30-60 HP per adventure Regenerate 10-15 MP per adventure
Superveiny 9000	Item	300	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Super Weight-Gain 9000
Great Wolf's headband	Hat	250	Always		250 Mus	Part of the Dreadful Werewolf Suit Muscle +250 Regenerate 50-100 HP per adventure Bonus for SCs only
backwoods banjo	Weapon (2H)	200	Always		50 Mox	+20% to all Moxie Gains Ranged Damage +40 Maximum MP +200
cool iron breastplate	Shirt	200	Always		200 Mus	Part of the Cool Irons Damage Reduction: 20
hopping socks	Accessory	200	Always		200 Mys	Slight Slime Resistance Accessory Drops +20% Maximum MP +200 May not equip more than one
You Liver	Food	200	100 turns	Item Loss 1 Full	Level 4	Obtained from They liver popsicle Regenerate 20-40 HP per adventure
	Item		20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from They liver Regenerate 20-40 HP per adventure
Cold Hard Skin	Item	200	10 turns	Item Loss	None	+25 Cold Damage Obtained from frost-rimed seal hide
Digitalis, Dig It	Item	200	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Combat Initiative +75% Obtained from red foxglove
slime-covered necklace	Accessory	200	Always		200 Mys	+50 Damage against Slimes All Attributes +6
zombie mariachi hat	Hat	150	Always		250 Mox	Part of the Dreadful Zombie Suit Moxie +50% Maximum MP +150 Combat Initiative +40% Bonus for ATs only
complicated device	Off-Hand Item	111	Always	None	200 Mys	+1 Stats Per Fight +1 Hot Damage, Cold Damage, Stench Damage, Spooky Damage, and Sleaze Damage +11 Damage to Hot Spells, Cold Spells, Stench Spells, Spooky Spells, and Sleaze Spells +11 to Monster Level +11% Combat Initiative Damage Reduction: 11 Damage Absorption +11 +11% Meat from Monsters +11% Items from Monsters +11 & +11% Muscle, Mysticality, and Moxie Maximum MP +111 & +111% Maximum HP +111% Obtained from Grandpa Sea Monkee
barrel lid	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	100	Always		None	Muscle +25% +50 to Monster Level Damage Reduction: 9 Item disappears at the end of the day
battered hubcap	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	100	Always		65 Mus	Muscle +15 So-So Resistance to All Elements Damage Reduction: +14
Covers-Your-Head	Hat	100	Always		250 Mox	Part of the Dreadful Bugbear Suit Moxie +250 Maximum MP +100 Combat Initiative +50% Bonus for DBs only
crying statue earrings	Accessory	100	Always		None	Muscle +5
Fruited	Booze	100	100 turns	Item Loss 2 Drunk	Level 6	Obtained from flat cider Maximum MP +100
	Food		50 turns	Item Loss 1 Full		Obtained from unidentifiable dried fruit Maximum MP +100
lucky army helmet	Hat	100	Always		4 Mus	Damage Absorption +10 So-So Resistance to all Elements (+2) Never Fumble
ox-head shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	100	Always		10 Mus	So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Damage Reduction: 10 +8 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped Never Fumble Disappears at the end of the day
sea shawl	Back Item	100	Always		85 Mys	Mysticality +15% Spell Damage +150% for Underwater opponents only
stress ball	Off-Hand Item	100	Always		35 Mys	Maximum MP +100 Allows the skill Squeeze Stress Ball
The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	Pants	100	Always		40 Mus	Part of the FantasyRealm Warrior's Outfit Muscle +15 Muscle +25%
thunder down underwear	Pants	100	Always		None	Damage Absorption +100 Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure Item will disappear by the end of the day
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	Accessory	75	Always		None	Part of the Raiments of the Final Boss +5% Item Drops from Monsters All Attributes +5% May not equip more than one
duct tape buckler	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	65	Always		82 Mus	Maximum MP +65 Damage Reduction: +12
Caveman Dan's favorite rock	Accessory	60	Always		35 Mus	+30% Food Drops from Monsters +3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
sphygmomanometer	Accessory	60	Always		65 Mys	Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
eelskin shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	55	Always		85 Mus	Maximum MP +55 30-40 Passive Damage when player is hit (underwater adventuring) Damage Reduction: +13
battery-powered drill	Weapon (1H)	50	Always		47 Mus	Spell Damage +100% Maximum MP +50 +10 to Monster Level +10% Meat from Monsters
bottoms of the barrel	Pants	50	Always		10 Mox	Part of the Cooper's Couture Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
Elvish underarmor	Accessory	50	Always		None	Damage Absorption +200 Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure May not equip more than one
Fishy Fortification	Item	50	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from fish-liver oil Muscle +10%
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	Accessory	50	Always		50 Mus	Muscle +25% [HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-10 per adventure Weapon Damage +25% +5% Chance of Critical Hit
guard turtle shell	Hat	50	Always		65 Mox
gunwale	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	50	Always		None	Damage Reduction: 9 Muscle +25% Damage Absorption +75
lead pipe	Weapon (1H)	50	Always		None	Muscle +100% Disappears at the end of the day
leggings of the Spider Queen	Pants	50	Always		40 Mox	Moxie +15 Moxie +25% Maximum MP +50
plush hamsterpus	Off-Hand Item	50	Always		None	Maximum MP +50
sea cowboy hat	Hat	50	Always		85 Mox	+3 Extra Rollover Adventures Slight Resistance to All Elements
six-rainbow shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	50	Always		70 Mus	Damage Reduction: +12 Serious Resistance to All Elements
slime-covered lantern	Off-Hand Item	50	Always		200 Mys	Maximum MP +50 So-So Slime Resistance Regenerate 10-15 HP per adventure Regenerate 10-15 MP per adventure
The Crown of Ed the Undying	Hat	50	Always		None	Free pull in an Actually Ed the Undying run Maximum MP +50 Combat Initiative +25% Ed's servants will level up faster Allows you to read thoughts Can be adjusted to have other enchantments
Thick-Skinned	Effect	50	30 turns		None	Obtained from The Mad Tea Party
unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape	Back Item	50	Always		Vampire Slicer trench cape	Muscle +30% Enchantments and abilities depend on configuration
warbear goggles	Accessory	50	Always		10 Mys	+5% Items from WarBears Combat Initiative +25% Maximum MP +50 May not equip more than one
warbear party pants	Pants	50	Always		10 Mox	+5% Items from WarBears Combat Initiative +25% Maximum MP +50
warbear plain fedora	Hat	50	Always		10 Mus	+5% Items from WarBears Combat Initiative +25% Maximum MP +50
wonderwall shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	50	Always		70 Mus	Damage Reduction: +12
blackberry combat boots	Accessory	45	Always		75 Mus	Muscle +10 Bonus Weapon Damage +5 May not equip more than one
bejeweled pledge pin	Accessory	40	Always		70 Mys	Part of the Frat Warrior Fatigues May not equip more than one
catskin cap	Hat	40	Always		75 Mox	Muscle +9
ceramic centurion shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	40	Always		40 Mus	+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight Regenerate 8-16 HP per adventure Enables use of the Ceramic Bash skill in combat
crotchety pants	Pants	40	Always		22 Mox	Part of the Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel Allows Put Down Roots combat skill
double-ice britches	Pants	40	Always		20 Mox	Part of Cold Comforts Stupendous Hot Resistance Damage Reduction +14 Maximum MP +40
first-aid pouch	Accessory	40	Always		None	Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure Is consumed when you lose to a monster, removing Beaten Up and giving effect You're Back...
loofah lei	Accessory	40	Always		None	+2 Muscle Stats Per Fight Allows use of the Loofah Lei Lasso skill in combat May not equip more than one
reinforced beaded headband	Hat	40	Always		70 Mox	Part of the War Hippy Fatigues
snarling wolf shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	40	Always		42 Mus	Gives the lupine sword 9 additional Spooky Damage when wielded together Damage Reduction: +7
streetfighting champion's belt	Accessory	40	Always		35 Mus	Maximum MP +40 Regenerate 6-8 HP per adventure Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure 3x Critical Hit Chance May not equip more than one
wrought-iron widget	Accessory	40	Always		40 Mys	+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Adds extra sources of damage to Cannelloni Cannon May not equip more than one
numberwang	Accessory	37	Always		35 Mys	+5 Extra PvP Fights +5 Extra Rollover Adventures Monster Level +11 Combat Initiative +23% Maximum MP +37 Regenerate 6-9 HP per adventure Regenerate 6-9 MP per adventure May not equip more than one
astronaut pants	Pants	30	Always		72 Mox	Maximum MP +30 Muscle +5
black helmet	Hat	30	Always		65 Mus	Part of the Black Armaments
black kettle drum	Weapon (2H)	30	Always		55 Mox	Moxie +5 Maximum MP +30
chipped coffee mug	Off-Hand Item	30	Always		None	Obtained from the Left-Hand Man familiar Maximum MP +15
elegant nightstick	Weapon (1H)	30	Always		30 Mus	Maximum MP +15
elf ploughshare	Weapon (1H)	30	Always		None	Maximum MP +30
giant cactus quill	Weapon (1H)	30	Always		65 Mus	3x Critical Hit Chance
left bear arm	Off-Hand Item	30	Always		None	+10% Muscle Damage Reduction: 10 Lets you act like a bear
palm-frond capris	Pants	30	Always		55 Mox	Part of the Palmist Paraphernalia Moxie +4 Maximum MP +30 Can break in combat
pilgrim shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	30	Always		None	Bonus Weapon Damage +15 +3 Stat Gains from Fights Regenerate 10-12 HP per Adventure Weapon Drops +50% Damage Reduction: +1 per level Cannot equip in Hardcore
plastic vampire fangs	Accessory	30	Always		None	Maximum MP +30 All Attributes +15 Grants use of Feed Allows you to Vamp Out in Seaside Town May not equip more than one Cannot equip in Hardcore
plush alielf	Off-Hand Item	30	Always		None
red masque	Accessory	30	Always		65 Mys	+15 Spooky Damage May not equip more than one
Reptilian Fortitude	Skill (TT)	30	5-20 turns	10 MP	None	Obtained from the Reptilian Fortitude skill Can be cast on other players
sea cape	Back Item	30	Always		85 Mox	Maximum MP +30 Moxie +5% Critical Hit Chance +15%, Underwater only Combat Initiative +50%, Underwater only
shiny hood ornament	Accessory	30	Always		80 Mys	All Attributes +5 Maximum MP +30 Combat Initiative +10%
Staff of the Staff of Life	Weapon (1H)	30	Always		50 Mys	Quest item in AoJ run Spell Damage +50% Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Regenerate 10-12 HP per adventure Jiggle: Full HP Recovery
stainless steel skullcap	Hat	30	Always		30 Mox	Damage Absorption +60 Muscle +15% TT's HC reward
studded sealhide shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	30	Always		None	Muscle +5 Damage Reduction: 7
tiny plastic Ed the Undying	Accessory	30	Always		10 Mys	Damage Absorption +30
turtlemail breeches	Pants	30	Always		25 Mox	So-So Sleaze Resistance
wumpus-hair sweater	Shirt	30	Always		40 Mus	Maximum MP +30 All Attributes +3 Requires Torso Awaregness
bejeweled accordion strap	Accessory	25	Always		5 Mox	Maximum MP +25 Bonus for ATs only
filigreed hamethyst ring	Accessory	25	Always		40 Mys	Muscle +12 Regenerate 2-4 HP per Adventure May not equip more than one
hippopotamus kilt	Pants	25	Always		50 Mox
hippopotamus pants	Pants	25	Always		50 Mox
hippopotamus skirt	Pants	25	Always		50 Mox
rusty chain necklace	Accessory	25	Always		75 Mys	Muscle +9
sealhide belt	Accessory	25	Always		65 Mys	Maximum MP +25
Space Tourist palmdoctor	Off-Hand Item	25	Always		None	Maximum MP +25 Regenerate 4-6 HP and MP per adventure This item will disappear at the end of the day.
Star of Bravery	Accessory	25	Always		None	Maximum MP +25 May not equip more than one
unbreakable umbrella	Off-Hand Item	25	Always		None	Maximum MP +25 All Attributes +25% Combat Initiative +25% +50% Meat from Monsters Configurable final enchantment
unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape	Back Item	50	Always		Vampire Slicer trench cape	Muscle +30% Enchantments and abilities depend on configuration
wreath of laurels	Hat	25	Always		85 Mox	Muscle +25 Maximum MP +25
your cowboy boots	Accessory	25	Always		None	Quest item Enchantment varies Maximum MP +25 Allows skill of Cowboy Kick
ancient stone fist	Weapon (1H)	20	Always		27 Mus	Damage Reduction +2
aerogel accordion	Weapon (1H)	20	Always		None	Moxie +10 Only takes up one hand!
big bass drum	Weapon (2H)	20	Always		2 Mox	Damage Absorption +8
black shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	20	Always		65 Mus	Part of the Black Armaments Muscle +5 Damage Reduction: +10
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	Hat	20	Always		None	Enables Friendship. And Goring.
ceramic cenobite's robe	Shirt	20	Always		40 Mox	+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +20 Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure Enables use of the Ceramic Cenobitize skill in combat
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	Accessory	20	Always		80 Mys	Maximum MP +20
huge mosquito proboscis	Weapon (1H)	20	Always		47 Mus	Regenerate 8-12 HP per adventure
infernal toilet brush	Weapon (1H)	20	Always		35 Mus	+20 Stench Damage Maximum MP +20 (Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
loofah lavalier	Accessory	20	Always		None	+2 Moxie Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +20 Allows use of the Loofah Lava skill in combat May not equip more than one
ladle of mystery	Accessory	20	Always		5 Mys	Maximum MP +20 Bonus for Ss only
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	Accessory	20	Always		60 Mys	Combat Initiative +20% +20% Pickpocket Chance Maximum MP +20
Mark I Steam-Hat	Hat	20	Always		60 Mox	Mysticality +5
Mark II Steam-Hat	Hat	20	Always		60 Mox	Mysticality +5 Combat Initiative +15%
Mark III Steam-Hat	Hat	20	Always		60 Mox	Mysticality +5 Combat Initiative +15% Never Fumble
Mark IV Steam-Hat	Hat	20	Always		60 Mox	Mysticality +5 Combat Initiative +15% Never Fumble +10% Item Drops from Monsters
Mark V Steam-Hat	Hat	20	Always		60 Mox	Mysticality +5 Combat Initiative +15% Never Fumble +10% Item Drops from Monsters Has a Death Ray on it Grants use of Fire Death Ray
murderbot mask	Hat	20	Always		30 Mox	Muscle +10 +2 PvP fights per day when equipped Makes you look like a Murderbot
Operation Patriot Shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	20	Always		None	+3 Stat Gains from Fights Maximum MP +20 Damage Reduction: +1 per level Class-specific enchantments Can be thrown in combat Cannot equip in Hardcore
Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith	Skill (AT)	20	5-20 turns	5 MP	None	Obtained from The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith Muscle +10 Can be cast on other players
Puddingskin	Item	20	80 turns	Item Loss	None	Damage Reduction: 5 Obtained from scroll of Puddingskin
red X Shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	20	Always		70 Mus	Maximum MP +20
replica Elf Guard medal	Accessory	20	Always		None	+5 Elf Warfare Effectiveness +2 Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +20
Saccharine Maple pendant	Accessory	20	Always		22 Mys	Part of the Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel Maximum MP +20 Allows Spray Sap combat skill
scabrous seal epaulets	Accessory	20	Always		None	Regenerate 8-20 HP per adventure May not equip more than one
seal medal	Accessory	20	Always		None	Muscle +5 Weapon Damage +10 25% chance to gain an extra gallon of Fury when you gain a gallon of Fury.
smooth velvet bra	Shirt	20	Always		10 Mus	Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
snailmail breeches	Pants	20	Always		67 Mox	Maximum MP +20 Slight Resistance to All Elements Must be Turtle Tamer class, if in HC
support cummerbund	Accessory	20	Always		35 Mys
tambourine	Weapon (1H)	20	Always		10 Mox	Maximum MP +20
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	Accessory	20	Always		10 Mys	Maximum MP +20 Regenerate 2-4 HP per Adventure Regenerate 2-4 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
wicker kickers	Accessory	20	Always		None	Part of Wicker Wear Combat Initiative +20% Add a stomp attack to every Smack
Cajun accordion	Weapon (2H)	15	Always		None	Maximum MP +15 Enables casting of 10-turn Accordion Thief buffs Bonus for ATs only
green cloth cap	Hat	15	Always		None	Slight Stench Resistance Maximum MP +15 Moxie +3
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	Off-Hand Item	15	Always		5 Mys	Spell Damage +10 Regenerate 4-5 HP per adventure Can be Canhandled
pulled porquoise ring	Accessory	15	Always		40 Mys	Moxie +11 Maximum MP +15 Regenerate 1-2 HP per Adventure Regenerate 1-2 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
safarrri hat	Hat	15	Always		30 Mox	Bonus Weapon Damage +10 (vs. lions only)
Staff of Blood and Pudding	Weapon (1H)	15	Always		15 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +25% Regenerate 2-3 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to steal and restore HP
Staff of the Healthy Breakfast	Weapon (1H)	15	Always		None	Quest item only in AoJ run Spell Damage +10 +10% Item Drops from Monsters Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure Jiggle: Recover Some HP
Staff of the Lunch Lady	Weapon (1H)	15	Always		75 Mys	Quest item only in KOLHS run Spell Damage +75% Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure +25% Food Drops from Monsters
trousers of the white knight	Pants	15	Always		15 Mox	All Attributes +3
Uncle Buck	Accessory	15	Always		None
KoL Con 12-gauge	Weapon (1H)	12	Always		None	Maximum MP +12
elevennis shoes	Accessory	11	Always		11 Mys	All Attributes +11 Maximum MP +11
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	Shirt	10	Always		None	Moxie +10
garish pinky ring	Accessory	10	Always		10 Mys	Maximum MP +10
hamethyst ring	Accessory	10	Always		10 Mys	Muscle +5 Regenerate 2-4 HP per Adventure May not equip more than one
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	weapon (2H)	10	Always		None	Maximum MP +10 Regenerate 1-3 HP per Adventure Regenerate 1-3 MP per Adventure Cannot equip in Hardcore
leechknife	Weapon (1H)	10	Always		47 Mus	Maximum MP +5 Regenerate 4-6 HP and MP per adventure
linoleum helmet turtle	Hat	10	Always		35 Mox	Maximum MP +10
pair of government shades	Accessory	10	Always		None
pixel pants	Pants	10	Always		10 Mox	Part of the 8-Bit Finery Maximum MP +10
rave whistle	Weapon (1H)	10	Always		52 Mox	+10 Monster Level
spirit bell	Accessory	10	Always		None	Muscle +5 Mysticality +5 Maximum MP +10 Gain the favor of the Turtle Spirits more quickly Bonus for TTs only
tiny plastic Queen Bee	Accessory	10	Always
turtle wax shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	10	Always		5 Mus	Damage Reduction: 2
walrus-tusk earring	Accessory	10	Always		10 Mys
water wings for babies	Accessory	10	Always		None	-15 to Monster Level
wax hat	Hat	10	Always		10 Mus	Part of the Wax Wardrobe Moxie +7
white snakeskin duster	Shirt	10	Always		7 Mus	Muscle +2 Requires Torso Awaregness
Microplushie: Raverdrine	Off-Hand Item	8	Always		None
big red clown nose	Accessory	7	Always		10 Mys
BRICKO bulwark	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	6	Always		None
blue plastic baby	Accessory	5	Always		None	Maximum MP +5 May not equip more than one
blue ribbon	Accessory	5	Always		None
brown plastic baby	Accessory	5	Always		None	Maximum MP +5
flashing novelty button	Accessory	5	Always		None	Moxie -2
gilded trumpet	Weapon (1H)	5	Always		None	Maximum MP +5 +3 Moxie Stats Per Fight
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	Off-Hand Item	5	Always		5 Mys	Maximum MP +5 Spell Damage +10 Regenerate 1-3 HP and MP per adventure Can be Canhandled
paperclip turban	Hat	5	Always		None	All Attributes +5 Maximum MP +5 Damage Reduction: +5 Part of the Paperclippery outfit
penguin thesaurus	Off-Hand Item	5	Always		None	Mysticality +1 Maximum MP +5
pink plastic baby	Accessory	5	Always		None	Maximum MP +5
porquoise ring	Accessory	5	Always		10 Mys	Moxie +5 Maximum MP +5 Regenerate 1-2 HP per Adventure Regenerate 1-2 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
red plastic baby	Accessory	5	Always		None	Maximum MP +5 May not equip more than one
rose-colored glasses	Accessory	5	Always		None	Maximum MP +5
shellacked shell	Back Item	5	Always		None	Regenerate 2-3 HP per adventure (Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
three-legged pants	Pants	5	Always		None	Muscle +2
tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	Accessory	5	Always		None
tiny plastic Boss Bat	Accessory	5	Always		None
KoL Con IV Pole	Off-Hand Item	4	Always		10 Mys	Maximum MP +4 All Attributes +4 +4 Hot Damage
porcelain plus-fours	Pants	4	Always		40 Mox	Part of the Ceramic Suit All Attributes +4 Maximum MP +4 +4 Prismatic Damage +4% Chance of Critical Hit Damage Reduction: 4 +4 to Familiar Weight Increase Duration of Turtle Tamer Buffs by 4
brown paper bag mask	Hat	3	Always		None	Moxie +2 Maximum HP Modifiers/MP +3
jaunty feather	Accessory	3	Always		None	All Attributes +1 Maximum MP +3
Mariachi Mood	Skill (AT)	3	5 turns	1 MP	None	Obtained from Moxie of the Mariachi Moxie +1
Patience of the Tortoise	Skill (TT)	4	5 turns	1 MP	None	Obtained from the Patience of the Tortoise skill Muscle +1
Saucemastery	Skill (S)	3	5 turns	1 MP	None	Obtained from Sauce Contemplation Mysticality +1
tiny plastic Big Candy	Accessory	3	Always		None	All Attributes +3 Maximum MP +3
tiny plastic mutant elf	Accessory	3	Always		None	Maximum MP +3
oriole-feather headdress	Hat	1	Always		None	Maximum MP +1
Standard Cheer	Item	1	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Mysticality +1 Moxie +1 Muscle +1 MP +1 Damage Absorption +1 Damage Reduction +1 Obtained from Government-issued candy
whalebone corset	Accessory	-10	Always		12 Mys	Damage Reduction: +5 May not equip more than one
warbear fancy fedora	Hat	-50	Always		110 Mus	+15% Items from WarBears Combat Initiative -25% Maximum HP/MP -50
warbear high festival pants	Pants	-50	Always		110 Mox	+15% Items from WarBears Combat Initiative -25% Maximum MP -50
warbear polarized goggles	Accessory	-50	Always		110 Mys	+15% Items from WarBears Combat Initiative -25% Maximum MP -50 May not equip more than one
Drunkula's ring of haze	Accessory	-100	Always		100 Mys	Weapon Damage -100% Maximum MP +300 The first attack against you will always miss May not equip more than one
Elf Guard SCUBA tank	Back Item	-100	Always		None	All Attributes -25% Maximum MP -100 Lets you breathe underwater
Mer-kin gutgirdle	Accessory	-300	Always		85 Mox	+20 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight (Underwater Only) May not equip more than one

Percentage Modifiers

Percentage modifiers change your HP ceiling based on your base maximum HP. These bonuses stack in an additive manner (NOT multiplicative), and are applied BEFORE any flat bonuses to +HP (as of 25 Jan 2012).

Source	Source Type	HP	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
Preemptive Medicine	Item	500%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Primitive alien medicine
complicated device	Off-Hand Item	111%	Always	None	200 Mys	+1 Stats Per Fight +1 Hot Damage, Cold Damage, Stench Damage, Spooky Damage, and Sleaze Damage +11 Damage to Hot Spells, Cold Spells, Stench Spells, Spooky Spells, and Sleaze Spells +11 to Monster Level +11% Combat Initiative Damage Reduction: 11 Damage Absorption +11 +11% Meat from Monsters +11% Items from Monsters +11 & +11% Muscle, Mysticality, and Moxie Maximum MP +111 & +111% Maximum HP +111 Obtained from Grandpa Sea Monkee
Gemini Rising	Item	100%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from disco horoscope (Gemini)
Jurassic Parka	Shirt	100%	Always		Torso Awareness, kachungasaur mode	All Attributes +10% Serious Cold Resistance (+3) Slight Resistance to All Other Elements (+1) Blocks enemy's first attack +50% Meat from Monsters Additional bonuses configurable based on dinosaur mode
Nigh-Invincible	Item	100%	30 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from using a Pixel star Maximum MP +100% Weapon Damage +100% Spell Damage +100%
The Living Hitpoints	Booze	100%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Drunk	None	Sometimes obtained from basic martini Maximum MP +100%
			20 turns		Level 3	Sometimes obtained from improved martini Maximum MP +100%
			40 turns		Level 6	Sometimes obtained from splendid martini Maximum MP +100%
	Effect		10 turns	1 click (randomly)	Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	22 clicks/day available Maximum MP +100%
			50 turns	3 clicks (reliably, once discovered)
Innate Muscle class ability	Seal Clubber and Turtle Tamer only	50%	Always	None	None
Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet	Food	50%	50 turns	Item Loss, 3 Full	None	Obtained from eating Hamlet sandwich Maximum MP +50% +50 Damage vs. Ghosts
Meat the Flintstones	Food	50%	30 Turns	Item Loss, 3 Full	Level 11	Obtained from eating Rack of dinosaur ribs
Nutrient-Rich	Food	50%	100 turns	Item Loss, 2 Full	Level 5	Obtained from eating Limp broccoli Maximum MP +25% +4 Stats Per Fight
Song of Starch	Skill	50%	10 turns	100 MP	None	Obtained from casting Dreadsylvania Song of Starch skill Only one Dreadsylvania Song effect can be active at a time
Big Boned	Passive Skill (AoB)	30%	Always	4 ranks in Feasting	Avatar of Boris
Spirit of Ravioli	Passive Skill (PM)	25%	Always	4,000 meat	None	Purchased from The League of Chef-Magi Guild Trainer
Abs of Tin	Passive Skill	10%	Always	None	None	Obtained from Hodgman's Journal 3: Pumping Tin
Gnomish Hardigness	Passive Skill	5%	Always	5,000 meat	None	Purchased from Fragnk
Irrepressible Spunk	Passive Skill (S)	5%	Always	12,500 meat	None	Purchased from The League of Chef-Magi Guild Trainer
Blood Sugar Sauce Magic (Offclass)	Skill (S)	-10%	Intrinsic	15,000 meat	Non-Sauceror	Obtained from casting Blood Sugar Sauce Magic when not a Sauceror Maximum MP +10% Saucerors get a Stronger Variant Can be toggled on and off at will
Blood Sugar Sauce Magic (Sauceror)	Skill (S)	-30%	Intrinsic		Sauceror	Obtained from casting Blood Sugar Sauce Magic as a Sauceror Maximum MP +30% Non-Saucerors get a Weaker Variant Can be toggled on and off at will

Variable Modifiers

Source	Source Type	Incr	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
A Few Extra Pounds	SC Non-combat Skill	Varies	10 turns	10 MP	None	Adds 5 times your current level, capped at 55 Obtained from casting Holiday Weight Gain
Aerated	Effect	X%	20 Turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from using Aerheads X is equal to the number of turns of this effect remaining, capped at 500 turns
Blood Porter	Effect	+10X	50 turns	Item Loss, 2 Drunkenness	None	Obtained from Bottle of Bloodweiser Regenerate X-2X HP per adventure X is the number of bottles of Bloodweiser drunk across all ascensions, capped at 50
El Vibrato Relics	Outfit	100 per charge	Always		200 Mus 200 Mox	Adds 100 per BUILD charge (up to ten)
Garland of Greatness	Accessory	Varies	Always		200 Mus 200 Mox	Maximum HP/MP +20X%, where X is number of G-Lover runs completed, max +200% Hardcore G-Lover runs get you to the cap twice as quickly.
Slimy Sinews	Passive Skill	2-20	Always		None	2 HP for each slime-soaked hypophysis used.
Tainted Love Potion	Effect	Varies	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Maximum HP -30% - x% - +40% Obtained from Love Potion. Love Potions are Quest items created by Love Mixology Love Potions cannot be used if you have the effect or an unused love potion in your inventory
Vampyric cloake	Back Item	X	Always		None	X is ten times your level, capped at +1300 +15% Item Drops from Monsters +25% Combat Initiative +4 Adventure(s) per day +3 Stats Per Fight Improves the effectiveness of various Dark Gyffte skills
Vicar's Tutu	Pants	X	Always		None	X based on Smithsness Slight Resistance to All Elements +3 Extra PvP Fights +5 Smithsness

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