Special Monsters

This page needs to be cleaned up. Move to Scaling Monsters

There are some vague or non-exact figures and information on this page. Some spading is required. We need the dirt on the Nemesis Quest bosses, video game dungeons, dreadsylvanian werewolves, others? Note that "atk/4" is no longer valid for most scaling monsters, but MAY still be valid for the werewolves.

This page is in need of content. *It would be nice to get a little more details about why it's "assumed" that the NS blocks items at a base rate of 25%. Is there some solid spading data somewhere? The data here needs more solid numbers, and we're missing some (like Conspiracy Island monsters)

Most monsters in the Kingdom have set attributes that are, apart from a small variance, fixed. Dairy goats, for instance, all come with more or less the same attack, defense, HP, XP, and initiative; those attributes completely define their behavior in combat and the consequent stat gains and rewards.

There are a few special monsters, however; either their stats or their combat behavior follow different mechanics.

For details on how to deal with difficult special monsters, see the scaling damage article.

Special Monster Statistics

Monster	Attack (ML)	Defense	XP	HP	Initiative	Notes
Feast of Boris Monsters	Moxie - 3	Muscle - 3	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75	100
El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos Monsters	Moxie - 3	Muscle - 3	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75	0
The Worm Wood Monsters	Moxie * 1.1 + ML, capped at 125+ML	Muscle + ML, capped at 125+ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75		Doesn't count ML from Radio etc.
Mt Molehill Monsters	Moxie + ML, capped at 200+ML	Muscle + ML, capped at 200+ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75
The Red Queen's Garden Monsters	Moxie + ML, capped at 200+ML	Muscle + ML, capped at 200+ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75
Black Crayon Monsters	Moxie + ML, capped at 10,000 + ML	Muscle + ML, capped at 10,000 + ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75
Hipster Monsters	Moxie + ML, capped at 10,000 + ML	Muscle + ML, capped at 10,000 + ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75
Space Monsters	Moxie + ML, various caps	Muscle + ML, various caps	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75		Caps not affected by ML
Hidden Temple Monsters	Moxie + ML, capped at 50 + ML	Muscle + ML, capped at 50 + ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75
Baa'baa'bu'ran	Moxie + 10 + ML, capped at 100 + ML	Muscle + 10 + ML, capped at 100 + ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75
Clan of Cave Bars	Moxie + 20 + ML * 5, capped at 200 + ML * 5	Muscle + 20 + ML * 5, capped at 200 + ML * 5	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75		Once per day
Low Level Bee Monsters	Moxie + ML, uncapped	Muscle + ML, uncapped	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75
Mid Level Bee Monsters	Moxie + 20 + ML, uncapped	Muscle + 20 + ML, uncapped	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75
High Level Bee Monsters	Moxie + 40 + ML, uncapped	Muscle + 40 + ML, uncapped	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75
Baron von Ratsworth	Moxie + (3 + number of ascensions, max 12)	Muscle + (3 + number of ascensions, max 12)	Mainstat/4	HP * 1.25	80
The Guy Made Of Bees	100,000	100,000	40	100,000	0
Sorceress Tower Monsters	100,000	100,000	40	100,000	0
Your Shadow	Special	Special	200	395	150%
Naughty Sorceress, Form 1	~190	~180	0	~416	Infinite
Naughty Sorceress, Form 2	~205	~195	0	~620	Infinite
Naughty Sorceress, Form 3	9,999,999	8,999,999	500	9,999,999	Infinite
Crimbco Cubicles Monsters (without a CRIMBCO lanyard equipped)	9-11	9-11	Atk/4	9-11	?
Crimbco Cubicles Monsters (with a CRIMBCO lanyard equipped)	Moxie	Muscle	Atk/4	0.75 * Muscle	?
The Candy Diorama monsters (with a tourmalime tourniquet equipped)	Moxie	Muscle	Atk/4	0.75 * Muscle	?
Sloppy Seconds Diner monsters	Mox+5 (10~11111) +ML	Mus+5 (10~11111) +ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75	0
The Deep Dark Jungle monsters	Mox+5 (10~11111) +ML	Mus+5 (10~11111) +ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75	0
Investigating a Plaintive Telegram (easy) monsters	Mox+5+ML, ? min	Mus+5+ML, ? min	?	Def * 0.75	?
Investigating a Plaintive Telegram (mod) monsters	Mox+25+ML, ? min	Mus+25+ML, ? min	?	Def * 0.75	?
Investigating a Plaintive Telegram (hard) monsters	Mox+50+ML, 180 min	Mus+50+ML, 180 min	?	Def * 0.75	?
slime blob	Mox+2+ML, capped at 1000+ML	Mus+2+ML, capped at 1000+ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75	0
terrible mutant	Mox+15+ML, capped at 1000+ML	Mus+15+ML, capped at 1000+ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75	0
government bureaucrat	Mox+1+ML, capped at 1000+ML	Mus+1+ML, capped at 1000+ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75	0
angry ghost	Mox+1+ML, capped at 1000+ML	Mus+1+ML, capped at 1000+ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75	0
annoyed snake	Mox+5+ML, capped at 1000+ML	Mus+5+ML, capped at 1000+ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75	0
Sausage goblin	Mox+11+ML, capped at 10 000+ML	Mus+11+ML, capped at 10 000+ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75	0
biker	Mox+20+ML, capped at 20 000+ML	Mus+20+ML, capped at 20 000+ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75	0
burnout	Mox-5+ML, capped at 20 000+ML	Mus-5+ML, capped at 20 000+ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75	0
jock	Mox+ML, capped at 20 000+ML	Mus+ML, capped at 20 000+ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75	0
party girl	Mox+10+ML, capped at 20 000+ML	Mus+10+ML, capped at 20 000+ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75	0
"plain" girl	Mox-10+ML, capped at 20 000+ML	Mus-10+ML, capped at 20 000+ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75	0
Witchess Pawn	Mox+2+ML, capped at 200+ML	Mus+2+ML, capped at 200+ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75	0
Witchess Knight	Mox+5+ML, capped at 400+ML	Mus+5+ML, capped at 400+ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75	0
Witchess Bishop	Mox+7+ML, capped at 600+ML	Mus+7+ML, capped at 600+ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75	0
Witchess Rook	Mox+7+ML, capped at 600+ML	Mus+7+ML, capped at 600+ML	Mainstat/4	Def * 0.75	0
Witchess Ox	1	Mus+5+ML, capped at 5000+ML	Mainstat/4	Def*0.75*(10 to 20), minimum of 2500	0
Witchess King	Mox+20+ML, capped at 6,000+ML	Mus+20+ML, capped at 6,000+ML	Mainstat/4	2000	0
Witchess Queen	Mox+40+ML, capped at 8,000+ML	Mus+40+ML, capped at 8,000+ML	Mainstat/4	4000	0
Witchess Witch	Mox+30+ML, capped at 7,000+ML	Mus+30+ML, capped at 7,000+ML	Mainstat/4	4000	0

Notes

• The basic outline: a scaling monster's attack matches your moxie, and its defense matches your muscle, plus or minus a (typically small constant) factor, and often subject to minimum/maximum caps.
• Monster Level modifiers affect most, but not all, scaling monsters. These adjustments typically apply after the min/max caps.
• Your stat gains from most monsters that scale to your stats are calculated using your character's buffed main stat, rather than their Attack stat. This is often subject to the same min/max caps as the monster's actual stats.
  • Similarly, against these monsters, familiars that grant Hovering Sombrero-like statgain will calculate using your mainstat.
  • Stat gains from scaling monsters are calculated based on your stats at the end of the combat. Even Stat-increasing sources applied during or after the fight (such as Giant Growth (effect) or a Crazy Horse stat buff) will increase the stats gained, if applicable.
• The first couple of times you lose to a scaling monster, the game displays an explanatory message:

You just lost another fight to a scaling monster. That means that the monster grows to be as tough as you are, so it's a fair fight for all players...

• Apart from the specific deviations listed below, these monsters are believed to, in every other respect, obey standard game mechanics.

Invisible Noobsphere

• At least one special monster, Baron von Ratsworth, is known to get harder the more times you ascend. It's not yet known precisely how this works, or if the same is true for the NS (probably), the bonerdagon (probably not), and other scaling monsters or bosses (probably not).

Shadow Notes

• Your shadow deals a set number of damage each turn, equal to:

(90-100 + (Max HP/6), rounded up)

Naughty Sorceress Notes

• The Naughty Sorceress used to scale with your stats, but no longer does as of NS13.
• The Naughty Sorceress halves your familiar weight, occasionally heals for 100 HP in battle, and will restore lost monster levels if her monster levels have been reduced more than 5 ML (first form) or 7 ML (second form).
• The Naughty Sorceress sometimes blocks skills and combat items. At one point her skill blocking had a base rate of 50%, which dropped after you lost to her (not running away) several times. This may no longer be correct.
  • Currently, her blocking rate is affected by your Mysticality. (Numbers? Needs spading.)
  • It's assumed that she blocks items at a base rate of 25%.
  • Normal weapon attacks are not blocked.
• If your attack is blocked (or if both items are blocked if you are funkslinging), your familiar will not get a chance to activate; it will be blocked as well. If you attack and are not blocked, but miss, your familiar is still given a chance to activate.

Bonerdagon Notes

• The Bonerdagon blocks items at about a 25% rate, skills at about a 50% rate, and never blocks normal attacks. It is assumed, but not proven, that the Bonerdagon and the NS have the same block mechanics.

History

• On September 18, 2013, the stat rewards from (most) scaling monsters were changed -- previously, they were calculated from the monster's attack (and therefore, indirectly, from your Moxie). After this change, the stat rewards were calculated as if the monster's attack were set to your character's main stat.

See Also

• Game Mechanics
• Monster Level