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==Eating und Drinking==
==Eating und Drinking==
*[[Best Foods (adventures)|Food: Adventures]]
*[[Best Foods (adventures)|Food: Adventures]] - [[Bad Moon Best Foods (Adventures)|in Bad Moon]]
*[[Best Drinks|Drinks: Adventures]]
*[[Best Drinks|Drinks: Adventures]]
*[[Drinks By Ingredient|Drinks: Ingredients]]
*[[Drinks By Ingredient|Drinks: Ingredients]]


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!Moxie !! Mysticality !! Muscle
!Moxie !! Mysticality !! Muscle
|-
|-
|[[rockin' wagon]] (vodka+olive+cubes)<br/>[[perpendicular hula]] (rum+strawberry+cubes)<br/>[[Mae West]] (whiskey+strawberry+cubes)<br/>[[prussian cathouse]] (wine+strawberry+cubes)
|[[rockin' wagon]] (vodka+olive+cubes)<br/>[[perpendicular hula]] (rum+strawberry+cubes)<br/>[[Mae West]] (whiskey+strawberry+cubes)<br/>[[prussian cathouse]] (wine+strawberry+cubes)
|Roll in the Hay (whiskey+soda+umbrella)<br/>Horizontal Tango (wine+soda+umbrella)
|[[roll in the hay]] (whiskey+soda+umbrella)<br/>[[horizontal tango]] (wine+soda+umbrella)<br/>[[gimlet]] (gin+soda+umbrella)<br/>[[yellow brick road]] (vodka+soda+umbrella)<br/>
|Slip n' Slide (vodka+orange+coconut)<br/>Fuzzbump (whiskey+lemon+coconut)
|[[slip 'n' slide]] (vodka+orange+coconut)<br/>[[fuzzbump]] (whiskey+lemon+coconut)<br/>[[Mon Tiki]] (rum+lemon+coconut)<br/>[[teqiwila slammer]] (tequila+lemon+coconut)
|-
|[[corpsetini]]
|[[corpse on the beach]]
|[[corpsedriver]]
|-
|-
|}
|}


==Hardcore Help==
==Hardcore / Bad Moon / Oxy==
*[[Hardcore Strategy]]
*[[Hardcore Strategy]]
*[[Hardcore Checklist]]
*[[Hardcore Checklist]]
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*[[Combat Style]]
*[[Combat Style]]
*[[Hardcore Class Strategy]]
*[[Hardcore Class Strategy]]
*[http://www.hogsofdestiny.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=444 Bad Moon guide]


==General Help==
==General Help==
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*[[Daily Dungeon Stat Tests]]
*[[Daily Dungeon Stat Tests]]


*[[User:fxer/moxie boosts]]
*[[Advanced Hobopolis Mechanics]]
*[[Hobo nickel]]


Early Resistance:
==IotM Stuff==
*Sleaze: White Satin Pants
[[The Mad Tea Party#Buffs]]
*Cold: Oil of Parrrlay
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*Hot: Infernal Insoles
|-
*Stench: Bum Cheek, Pine Fresh Air Freshener, Harem Veil
! Hat
*Spooky: Lihc Eye Pie, Lihc Face
! Buff
! Effect
|-
| [[pail]]
| [[Assaulted with Pepper]]
| [[Monster Level]] +20
|-
| [[f3d0r4]]
| [[Three Days Slow]]
| [[Familiar Weight|Familiar Experience]] +3
|-
| [[chef's hat]]
| [[Coated Arms]]
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
| [[snorkel]]
| [[Cat-Alyzed]]
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
|-
| [[eyepatch]] / [[lich face]]
| [[Anytwo Five Elevenis?]]
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
|-
| [[ravioli hat]]
| [[Smoky Third Eye]]
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
|-
| [[filthy knitted dread sack]]
| [[Dances with Tweedles]]
| +40% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
| [[mariachi hat]]
| [[Full Bottle in front of Me]]
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30%
|-
| [[Crown of the Goblin King]]
| [[Weapon of Mass Destruction]]
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
|-
| [[giant discarded bottlecap]]
| [[Patched In]]
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
|-
| [[reinforced beaded headband]]
| [[You Can Really Taste the Dormouse]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Baron von Ratsworth's tophat]]
| [[Turtle Titters]]
| +3 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|}


==Familiar Stuff==
*[[Path of the Roach]]
*[[Form of...Bird!]]
*[[Mad Hatrack#Table of Hat Effects]]
*[[Mad Hatrack#Table of Hat Effects]]
Important Hats
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! style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |Increases<br />[[Items from Monsters|item<br />drops]]
! style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |Increases<br />[[Items from Monsters|item<br />drops]]
! style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |Notes
! style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |Notes
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[meat cowboy hat]]
|Max 10
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Barrrnacle
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |3.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[sugar chapeau]]
|Max 25
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1-100<br />(25% rate)
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Brimstone Beret]]
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Brimstone Beret]]
|No cap
|No cap
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[plexiglass pith helmet]]
|Max 45
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
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|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[plexiglass pith helmet]]
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[ice pick]]
|Max 45
|Max 25
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Leprechaun
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[balloon helmet]]
|Max 12
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |3.0 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[pail]]
|Max 07
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Fairy
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Second effect?
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Knob Goblin elite helm]]
|Max 15
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Volleyball
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.0 Leprechaun
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |2.0 Fairy
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |Second effect?
|-
|-
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[ice pick]]
| style="background-color: #EEEEEE" |[[Dolphin King's crown]]
|Max 25
|Max 08
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |wt*(2-3)<br />(66% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |(wt+5)*(1-2)<br />(50% rate)
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Leprechaun
|bgcolor="#EEEEEE" |1.5 Fairy
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
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[[Dandy Lion]] - Increases item find at same rate as a gravy fairy, restores HP/MP 50% of the time.
{{Love Songs}}
{{Party Favors}}


==Bad Moon & Oxy==
*[[Path of the Roach]]
*[[User:fxer/bad moon]]
*[[Form of...Bird!]]
*[[Bad Moon Best Foods (Adventures)]]
*[[Knob Shaft]] can give you a feather in 1 turn, 100% phys resist


*[http://www.hogsofdestiny.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=444 Bad Moon guide]
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==Bounty Hunting==
Average number of adventures to complete the bounties, with 0%, +10% and -10% [[Combat Frequency]] modifiers
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! Area !! 0% !! +10% !! -10%
|-
![[Outskirts of Cobb's Knob]]
| 29.93 || - || 29.02
|-
![[The "Fun" House]]
| 40.00 || - || -
|-
![[Degrassi Knoll]]
| 67.67 || 60.13 || -
|-
![[Entryway]]
| 42.00 || - || -
|-
![[The Spooky Forest]]
| 30.00 || 25.71 || -
|-
![[Tower Ruins]]
| 42.00 || - || -
|-
![[The Sleazy Back Alley]]
| 44.16 || - || 40.26
|-
![[The Haunted Pantry]]
| 39.88 || 35.52 || -
|-
![[The Dungeons of Doom]]
| 43.35 || 37.88 || -
|-
![[South of The Border]]
| 39.45 || 32.95 || -
|-
![[Laboratory]]
| 40.00 || - || -
|-
![[The Obligatory Pirate's Cove]]
| 42.52 || 36.34 || -
|-
![[Treasury]]
| 40.09 || 35.86 || -
|-
![[The Hippy Camp]]
| 33.00 || - || -
|-
![[Orcish Frat House]]
| 34.00 || - || -
|-
![[Whitey's Grove]]
| 41.61 || 36.82 || -
|-
![[The Penultimate Fantasy Airship]]
| 37.50 || 33.33 || -
|-
![[Lair of the Ninja Snowmen]]
| 40.00 || - || -
|-
![[The Hole in the Sky]]
| 41.38 || - || -
|-
|-
![[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky]]
!Step 1
| 39.74 || 35.09 || -
!Step 2
!Step 3
![[Welcome Back!|Final Reward]] Effect<br />(20 Adventures)
|-
|-
![[The Haunted Gallery]]
|rowspan="1" style="background-color: #FFCCCC"|[[Enter the Roach|Head towards the noise]]<br />(Muscle)
| 41.10 || 36.54 || -
|rowspan="1" style="background-color: #FFCCCC" |[[It's Nukyuhlur - the 'S' is Silent.|Catch up on your reading]]<br />(Muscle)
|[[Time Enough at Last!|Read a horror novel]]
|style="background-color: #EEDDEE"|[[Extra Sensory Perception]]<br /><small>+50% [[Items from Monsters|item drops]]</small>
|-
|-
![[The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm]]
|rowspan="1" style="background-color: #CCCCFF"|[[Enter the Roach|Find a hiding place]]<br />(Mysticality)
| 45.00 || 40.91 || -
|rowspan="1" style="background-color: #CCCCFF"|[[Eek! Eek!|Scuttle away from the woman]]<br />(Mysticality)
|[[Bugging Out|Write your story]]
|style="background-color: #FFFFCC"|[[Unpopular]]<br /><small>+30 [[Monster Level]]</small>
|-
|-
![[Wine Racks]]
|rowspan="1" style="background-color: #CCFFCC"|[[Enter the Roach|Head away from the noise]]<br />(Moxie)
| 40.00 || - || -
|rowspan="1" style="background-color: #CCFFCC"|[[A Meta-Metamorphosis|Explore the house]]<br />(Moxie)
|[[Our House|Go into the study]]
|style="background-color: #FFFFCC"|[[Unpopular]]<br /><small>+30 [[Monster Level]]</small>
|-
|-
![[The Goatlet]]
| 40.00 || - || -
|}
|}
From original spading post by Tuga [http://jick-nerfed.us/forums/viewtopic.php?p=52997#52997]


==Stat Boosts==
==Stat Boosts==
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**Super Spiky Hair Gel (+5%)
**Super Spiky Hair Gel (+5%)
**Hairspray (+15%)
**Hairspray (+15%)
**[[User:fxer/moxie boosts]]


*Muscle / HP
*Muscle / HP
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**Reinforced beaded headband (+40 hp)
**Reinforced beaded headband (+40 hp)
**Bejeweled pledge pin (+40 hp)
**Bejeweled pledge pin (+40 hp)
**[[wonderwall shield]] (+50 hp)


*Myst
*Myst
**Bleh
**Bleh
*Early Resistance:
**Sleaze: White Satin Pants
**Cold: Oil of Parrrlay
**Hot: Infernal Insoles
**Stench: Bum Cheek, Pine Fresh Air Freshener, Harem Veil
**Spooky: Lihc Eye Pie, Lihc Face


*Combat Initiative
*Combat Initiative
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**Lust (+50%) - Bad Moon skill
**Lust (+50%) - Bad Moon skill


==Quests==
===11===
Elemental Damage for protectors:
Iti Kitty Phone Charm
Happiness
Wads
Nuggets
Tarrrnished Charrrm Bracelet
Lupine Sword
Snarling Wolf Shield
Disco Inferno
Kiss of the Black Fairy


Can of black paint or titanium assault umbrella + serum of sarcasm for lord spookyraven
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! Item
! Level
! Result
! Notes
|-
|[[drywall axe]]
|9
|50% [[twinkly wad]]
| Received as a quest reward
|-
|[[Giant discarded plastic fork|Giant discarded fork]]/[[Giant discarded torn-up glove|glove]]/[[Giant discarded bottlecap|bottlecap]]
| 10
| 50% [[twinkly wad]]
| Received as a quest reward
|-
|[[giant needle]]
|10
| 50% [[twinkly wad]]
|
|-
|[[glowing red eye]]
|10
|50% [[hot wad]], [[stench wad]] or [[twinkly wad]]
|
|-
|[[Mohawk wig]]
|10
|50% [[twinkly wad]]
|
|-
|[[ridiculously huge sword]]
|10
|50% [[twinkly wad]]
|
|-
|[[wolf mask]]
|10
|50% [[twinkly wad]]
|
|}
 
==Level 12 Quests==
 
====Orchard====
*[[jumpsuited hound dog]] - (40lb, +100% items) + sugar shield/pet-buffing spray/leash/empathy/sympathy (+30lb)
*[[Scratch 'n' sniff sword]] with 3 unicorn stickers (+75% items, 20adv)
*[[glimmering raven feather]] (+60% items, 20 adv) - Birdform in Cyrpt for beetles, then feast on carrion 5 times
*[[Polka Pop]] (+55% items, 10 adv)
*[[Extra Sensory Perception]] (+50% items, 20 adv) - Llama lama gong choice from [[Path of the Roach]], ideal as muscle class
*[[Pumpkin juice]] (+20% items, 10 adv) - Also gives +10 ML for stats
*[[love song of disturbing obsession]] (+20% items, 20 adv) - Declining, use another song after 5 advs
*[[Knob Goblin eyedrops]] (+15% items, 10 adv)
*[[Hustlin']] (+10% items, 10 adv) - Pool Table, play stylishly. Also gives +50% init for pickpocketing glands
*[[miner's helmet]] (+5% items)
*[[makeshift cape]] (+5% items)
*[[Object Detection]] (+5% items) - DoD potion
 
*Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (+20% items) - AT buff
*Mad Looting Skillz (+20% items) - DB passive
*Powers of Observatiogn (+10% items) - Gnomish passive
*Natural Born Scrabbler (+5% items) - Hodgman passive


===12===
Less likely to have:
Path is usually AJB-OD. Get arena flyers, then go to the HitS and flyer them. Do the dooks and orchard in no outfit, flyer them. Finish flyering at the gremlins if needed, if you can run +ML it will all go faster.
*[[lavender candy heart]] (+10% items, 10 adv)
*[[Baron von Ratsworth's monocle]] (+10% items)
*[[lucky rabbit's foot]] (+7% items)


====Nuns====
====Nuns====
*[[Hobo Monkey]] - (33lb, +175% meat) + sugar shield/pet-buffing spray/leash/empathy/sympathy (+30lb)
*2 [[Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler]]s (+200% meat, 10 adv/each)
*2 [[Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler]]s (+200% meat, 10 adv/each)
*[[Meat cowboy hat]] on hatrack (30lb [[leprechaun]], +130% meat)
*[[Preternatural Greed]] demon name (+100% meat, 30 adv)
*[[Preternatural Greed]] demon name (+100% meat, 30 adv)
*[[Glimmering buzzard feather]] (+60% meat, 20 adv)
*[[Scratch 'n' sniff sword]] with 3 UPC stickers (+75% meat, 20adv)
*[[Glimmering buzzard feather]] (+60% meat, 20 adv) - Use birdform on [[filthworm]]s to get stinkbugs, use stinkbugs 5 times
*[[Polka Pop]] (+55% meat, 10 adv)
*[[Winklered]] from Arena frat reward (+40% meat, 20 adv)
*[[Winklered]] from Arena frat reward (+40% meat, 20 adv)
*[[Love song of sugary cuteness]] (+40% meat, 20 adv)
*[[Knob Goblin nasal spray]] (+30% meat, 10 adv/each)
*[[Knob Goblin nasal spray]] (+30% meat, 10 adv/each)
*[[Booty chest charrrm bracelet]] (+10% meat)
*[[ratskin belt]] (+10% meat)
*[[lucky rabbit's foot]] (+7% meat)
*Pool table Play Aggressively (+5lb familiar)


*Sauceror - Expert Panhandling (+10% meat)
*Polka of Plenty (+50%) - AT buff
*Disco Bandit - Nimble Fingers (+20% meat)
*Nimble Fingers (+20% meat) - DB passive
*Use birdform on [[filthworm]]s to get stinkbugs, use stinkbugs 5 times to get +60% meat feather for nuns
*Expert Panhandling (+10% meat) - Sauceror passive
 
*Gnefarious Pickpocketing (+10% meat) - Gnomish passive
====Beach====
Without 2 -combat modifiers ([[reodorant]] and AT/SC skill) probably skip
 
====Orchard====
Complete not wearing fatigues, flyer all the worms.
*[[balloon helmet]] on hatrack (36lb fairy, +70% item find)
*[[glimmering raven feather]] (+60% item find)
*[[Knob Goblin eyedrops]] (+15% item find, 10 adv/ea)
*[[Baron von Ratsworth's monocle]] (+10% item find)
*[[lucky rabbit's foot]] (+7% item find)
*Miner's Helmet
*Towel cape
*Pet Buffing Spray
 
====Dooks====
Complete not wearing fatigues, flyer all the dooks.
* First, use a chaos butterfly in combat.
* Next, make a fence out of the barbed wire (choice #3) when you are cornered.
* Knock over the lantern (choice #1) when you are cornered again.
* Dump out the drum (choice #2) when you are cornered a third time.


==Basementing==
==Basementing==

Latest revision as of 18:16, 12 August 2011

Eating und Drinking

Moxie Mysticality Muscle
rockin' wagon (vodka+olive+cubes)
perpendicular hula (rum+strawberry+cubes)
Mae West (whiskey+strawberry+cubes)
prussian cathouse (wine+strawberry+cubes)
roll in the hay (whiskey+soda+umbrella)
horizontal tango (wine+soda+umbrella)
gimlet (gin+soda+umbrella)
yellow brick road (vodka+soda+umbrella)
slip 'n' slide (vodka+orange+coconut)
fuzzbump (whiskey+lemon+coconut)
Mon Tiki (rum+lemon+coconut)
teqiwila slammer (tequila+lemon+coconut)
corpsetini corpse on the beach corpsedriver

Hardcore / Bad Moon / Oxy

General Help

IotM Stuff

The Mad Tea Party#Buffs

Hat Buff Effect
pail Assaulted with Pepper Monster Level +20
f3d0r4 Three Days Slow Familiar Experience +3
chef's hat Coated Arms Weapon Damage +15
snorkel Cat-Alyzed Moxie +10
eyepatch / lich face Anytwo Five Elevenis? Muscle +10
ravioli hat Smoky Third Eye Mysticality +10
filthy knitted dread sack Dances with Tweedles +40% Meat from Monsters
mariachi hat Full Bottle in front of Me Spell Damage +30%
Crown of the Goblin King Weapon of Mass Destruction Weapon Damage +30%
giant discarded bottlecap Patched In Mysticality +20%
reinforced beaded headband You Can Really Taste the Dormouse +5 to Familiar Weight
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat Turtle Titters +3 Stat Gains from Fights
Hat Weight
Cap
Attacks Gain stats Delevels
foe
Entangles
foe
Restores
HP/MP
Increases
Meat
drops
Increases
item
drops
Notes
meat cowboy hat Max 10     1.0 Barrrnacle     3.0 Leprechaun    
sugar chapeau Max 25 1-100
(25% rate)
2.0 Volleyball       2.0 Leprechaun    
Brimstone Beret No cap   1.0 Volleyball       1.0 Leprechaun    
plexiglass pith helmet Max 45   1.0 Volleyball       1.0 Leprechaun    
stainless steel skullcap Max 22           1.0 Leprechaun 1.0 Fairy  
Tropical Crimbo Hat Max 25           1.0 Leprechaun 1.5 Fairy  
ice pick Max 25           1.5 Leprechaun 1.5 Fairy  
balloon helmet Max 12             3.0 Fairy  
pail Max 07             2.0 Fairy Second effect?
Knob Goblin elite helm Max 15             2.0 Fairy Second effect?
Dolphin King's crown Max 08 wt*(2-3)
(66% rate)
      (wt+5)*(1-2)
(50% rate)
     
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat Max 18       1.0 Potato (wt+5)*(1.5-3)
(50% rate)
     
Summoned Love Songs
Love Song Combat Use Effect
vague ambiguity Muscle-based Physical Damage
Gain HP
Broken Heart X HP Regen
+X Muscle
smoldering passion Myst-based Hot Damage
Gain MP
Fiery Heart X/2 MP Regen
+X Myst
icy revenge Moxie-based Cold Damage
Gain Familiar experience
Cold Hearted +X/2 Familiar Weight
+X Moxie
sugary cuteness Muscle-based Stench Damage
Gain Strongness
Sweet Heart +2X% Meat
+X Muscle
disturbing obsession Myst-based Spooky Damage
Gain Enchantedness
Withered Heart +X% Items
+X Myst
naughty innuendo Moxie-based Sleaze Damage
Gain Sarcasm
Lustful Heart +2X% Combat Initiative
+X Moxie
X is the number of turns of the effect remaining, capped at 20.
Summoned Party Favors
Common
divine noisemaker Muscle-based damage and stats
divine can of silly string Myst-based damage and stats
divine blowout Moxie-based damage and stats
Uncommon
divine champagne flute Add MP gain to booze
divine champagne popper Banish monster for 5 turns
Run Away (no adventure loss)
divine cracker Pickpocket and delevel enemy
Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Final Reward Effect
(20 Adventures)
Head towards the noise
(Muscle)
Catch up on your reading
(Muscle)
Read a horror novel Extra Sensory Perception
+50% item drops
Find a hiding place
(Mysticality)
Scuttle away from the woman
(Mysticality)
Write your story Unpopular
+30 Monster Level
Head away from the noise
(Moxie)
Explore the house
(Moxie)
Go into the study Unpopular
+30 Monster Level

Stat Boosts

  • Moxie
  • Muscle / HP
    • Percentage
    • Blood of the Wereseal (+X%) - Smacketeria
    • Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub (+25%) - Castle in the Clouds
    • Ben-Gal Balm (+15%) - Market Demon
    • Strength of Ten Ettins (+25%) - DoD potion
    • Pirate brochure (+10%) - Barrrgain Bookstore
    • Hella Tough (+25%) - BM buff
    • Fixed
    • Black Greaves (+10 mus)
    • Lead pipe (+6 mus)
    • Reinforced beaded headband (+40 hp)
    • Bejeweled pledge pin (+40 hp)
    • wonderwall shield (+50 hp)
  • Myst
    • Bleh
  • Early Resistance:
    • Sleaze: White Satin Pants
    • Cold: Oil of Parrrlay
    • Hot: Infernal Insoles
    • Stench: Bum Cheek, Pine Fresh Air Freshener, Harem Veil
    • Spooky: Lihc Eye Pie, Lihc Face
  • Combat Initiative
    • Items
    • Panty raider camouflage (+100%) - Battlefield, war hippy fatigues
    • Ant Agonist (+30%) - The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
    • Cheap wind up clock (+30%) - Smacketeria
    • Sugar Rush (+20%) - Assorted candies
    • Swabbie Swab (+30%) - The F'c'le
    • Equipment
    • Furniture Dolly (+30%) - Battlefield, war hippy fatigues
    • Lord Spookyraven's Ear Trumpet (+25%) - Holy MacGuffin Quest
    • Worn Tophat (+20%) - Ballroom
    • Hors d'oeuvre tray (+20%) - Ballroom
    • Little round pebble (+50%) - Haiku Dungeon
    • Skills
    • Canticle of Celerity (+20%) - AT buff
    • Springy Fusilli (+40%) - PM skill
    • Lust (+50%) - Bad Moon skill


Item Level Result Notes
drywall axe 9 50% twinkly wad Received as a quest reward
Giant discarded fork/glove/bottlecap 10 50% twinkly wad Received as a quest reward
giant needle 10 50% twinkly wad
glowing red eye 10 50% hot wad, stench wad or twinkly wad
Mohawk wig 10 50% twinkly wad
ridiculously huge sword 10 50% twinkly wad
wolf mask 10 50% twinkly wad

Level 12 Quests

Orchard

  • Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (+20% items) - AT buff
  • Mad Looting Skillz (+20% items) - DB passive
  • Powers of Observatiogn (+10% items) - Gnomish passive
  • Natural Born Scrabbler (+5% items) - Hodgman passive

Less likely to have:

Nuns

  • Polka of Plenty (+50%) - AT buff
  • Nimble Fingers (+20% meat) - DB passive
  • Expert Panhandling (+10% meat) - Sauceror passive
  • Gnefarious Pickpocketing (+10% meat) - Gnomish passive

Basementing

  • Sauceror is the cheapest class to dive as
  • Cheaper to use Cannelloni for 20MP than pay for elemental phials

Trying to max out your DA is the way to go, with +HP items 2nd, +Muscle% third (unless you're diving at a relatively high level). DR is kind of useless since the level of damage you're taking is so high.

With that in mind, here's the "value" Gauntlet setup. Obviously, some people will have better access to resources/personal skills. I don't know what you have and what you don't, so here's something I threw together assuming few if any ascensions.


Hat: Wreath of Laurels 200 (+Muscle) Wep: Duct Tape Sword 40 Shd: Catskin Buckler 50 Leg: Danglin' Chat'd Loincloth 200 Ac1: Shiny Hood Ornament +HP Ac2: Blackberry Boots +HP Ac3: Bejeweled pledge pin +HP

Total: 490

Effects: Astral Shell 80 Ghostly Shell 80 Twinkly powder 30

Total: 190 Grand Total: 680


DA Bonuses, if they're available. Battered old top-hat, 0 additional, but bonuses. Need Hobopolis. Bronze Breastplate 125 additional, need Torso Awareness SSSuspenders 30 additional, need a HC run. Hide of the Otter/Walrus 20/40 additional, SC skill. Tao Double hat and pants power x2, TT skill

Other stuff: Shanty (HP bonus) Power Ballad (Kind of useless, but every little bit helps I guess...). All the cheap percentage +Muscle/+HP item effects, like Mick's, pine cones.


Addendum: It only makes sense to go up to 1000 DA, so if you have Tao, you can use lower powered hats/pants in an efforts to increase +HP or +Mus even more.

Part 2: When I ranked bonuses you want on the first line, I meant in terms of choosing equipment. Obviously, a lemon potion is going to bump your MaxHP quite a bit, so you'll want to be using one regardless of whatever else you have.