Chori Zo

File:Chorizo(girl).gif	Name:	Chori Zo
	Age:	Schoolgirl (of course)
	Gender:	Lady-type
	Height:	Long in the Leg
	Weight:	Ideal
	Alignment:	Pure Sunshine
	Hair Color:	Burnt Umber
	Eye Color:	Peridot
	Record:	# / #

From Mexico by way of China by way of Japan, Chori Zo has sent waves of cuteness rolling over KWE, decimating everything in her path. She was born in Mexico City, but moved to China as a foreign exchange student because Mexican public schools didn't have cute, disturbingly sexy school uniforms. After school she continued wearing the uniform and traveled to Japan to have her nose reduced, eyes embiggened, and legs lengthened.

Despite obvious personal issues, Chori Zo is a force to be reckoned with in the wrestling ring. She's not as strong as other female fighters, but makes up for it in speed and bucketloads of cute. Fighters are frequently caught off-guard by her shimmering peridot eyes, only to find themselves flat on their back in the first round.

Outside of the ring, Chori Zo keeps to herself, though she is fanatically devoted to whichever wrestler she's dating this week. Though alliances are made and broken quickly in the world of Kingdom Wrestling, she is devoted to the good side. Because, after all, evil just isn't as cute as good.

Notes

• Chori Zo is one of John Wilke's KWE wrestlers.

Competition History

• Before tournament play began, her original record was 5/6.
• KWE Tournament I: Did not participate.

Fight Messages

• The crowd cheers as Chori Zo prepares to use her special attack, "Tears of the Schoolgirl!"

• Chori Zo folds her hands, bows her head, and cries big, cute, anime tears. <opponent> tries to comfort her, and when he/she lets his/her guard down, <opponent> knocks him/her flat.

• The crowd cheers as Chori Zo prepares to use her special attack, "Spectral Jellyfish Kick!"

• Chori Zo summons a glowing blue jellyfish around her right foot. She starts kicking faster than the eye can follow, and certainly faster than <opponent> can dodge.

• A tic-tac-toe grid appears on Chori Zo's temple and she furiously pummels <opponent>! [WHAP! VRONK! BAP!]
• Chori Zo jumps onto the ropes and shouts, "OMG Kawaaaaaaiiii, señores y señoras!" The crowd goes wild! And so do the girls!

Gift Responses

• Weapon:

OMG kawaaaaaiiii! I ken beet the cr@p out of peeps with this! Thxxxxxxxxx! XOXOXOXXOXOXO ^____^

• Armor:

OMG I hope this doent haid mai kawaaaaaiiii uniform!11!!!! tytytyty!!!!11!!!@@@ XOXO

• Mein:

W000t this is gud fud!!!11!!! TYTYTYTYTY! OMG I hope I dont get phat! jk lol bai.

• Food:

W0000t sum gud fud!!!1!!! W8, this fud is not so gud O________o. OK it prolly tastes good, tho! ThXxXxxxxx! ^_____^

• Cocktail:

O_O OMG KAWAAAAAAAIIIIIII!!!!111!!!!!111!!!!! i cant drink this it is soooo cayuuuuute!!!11!!! i feel sooooo bad drinking it!!!11!!! it tastes really good tho and is so kawaaaaaii!!!111!!! ty!!!111!!! ^_____^

• Cordial:

OMG that wuz soooo sweeeeeeeet!1!!!!!!!1! ty u r so kewl!11!!! u might even be kewler than me (jk)!!!11!!! tttttttyyyyy!!11!!! ^_____^

• Booze:

OMG booze!!!11!!! awesuuuum!!!11!! i cant bai booze cuz they always card me !_! ty ty and cum cheer me on, kk?!!? ttyl!!!

• Beer:

OMG ur tew kewl!11!!! i luuuvvvv beer!!!111!!! ur such a sweeeeetie!!!11!!! make sure n cheer me on, kk?!!?!!? i <3 u ^_____^

• Spleen:

OMG tx 4 the boost!!!111!!! im so happy i just want to dance!!!111! ty ty ur sooooo kewwwwwl!11!!! im gonna win just 4 u ^_______________^

• Unknown:

@_@ wut duz this do?!?!!?!!?!!? I will trai and find out, kk? KTHXBAI!!!!111!!!111!!!!

References

• Chori Zo's appearance seems to be a blend of Chun-Li (from Street Fighter II) and Sailor Moon.
• Chorizo is a Spanish spiced pork sausage also widely found in Mexico.
• Adding her record numbers (5 and 6) together yields 11.
• Her gender is a reference to Strong Bad of Homestar Runner, who sometimes refers to women as "lady-types."
• The word "embiggened" comes from the Simpsons episode "Lisa the Iconoclast". (It's a perfectly cromulent word.)