MP Regeneration

Below is a list of all of things that passively regenerate MP in the game. Passive regeneration occurs after every adventure spent, regardless of whether the adventure was combat, non-combat, or spent crafting. See also HP Regeneration and MP Restorers.

Source	Source Type	MP Gain	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
Boris's Helm	Hat	Varies	Always		None	MP Regeneration varies by level (Spading required) Combat Initiative +25% Weapon Damage +50% +5 to Familiar Weight +15 to Monster Level (if horns are askew)
Fiery Heart	Effect	Varies	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from love song of smoldering passion If X (max 20) is the number of turns remaining: Mysticality +X Regenerate (X/2) MP per Adventure
Hodgman's cane	Off-Hand Item	Varies	Always		200 Mys	Converts Hobo Power to HP and MP Regeneration at a ratio of 1 point of power to 0.25 to 0.33 points of restoration
Hodgman's imaginary hamster	Off-Hand Item	Varies	Always		200 Mys	Converts Hobo Power to HP and MP Regeneration at a ratio of 1 point of power to 0.25 to 0.33 points of restoration All Attributes +20% Converts Hobo Power to + Meat from Monsters (1:1) Converts Hobo Power to + Items from Monsters (0.5:1)
jewel-eyed wizard hat	Hat	Varies	Always		None	Restores level/2 + (1 to 3) MP per turn Maximum MP +30 -1 MP to use Skills +5 Duration to Buffs You Cast Allows casting of Magic Missile Cannot equip in Hardcore
Soda Jerked	Effect	Varies	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from pulled green taffy X (max 50) is the number of turns remaining
Magically Fingered	Effect	40-50	100 turns	1 Adventure	None	Obtained from the In The Boudoir adventure Maximum MP +150
Mayor Ghost's toupee	Hat	25-50	Always		250 Mys	Part of the Dreadful Ghost Suit Mysticality +250 Maximum MP +125 Bonus for Pastamancers only
Avatar of the Storm Tortoise	Effect	30-40	10 turns	100 MP	TT only	+100% Combat Initiative Maximum MP +200 Regenerate 30-40 MP per Adventure Grants skill Will of the Storm Tortoise
Staff of Kitchen Royalty	Weapon (1H)	30-40	Always		200 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +200% Moxie +50% +4 Adventures per day when equipped +4 PvP fights per day when equipped
Staff of the Roaring Hearth	Weapon (1H)	30-35	Always		250 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +250% +40 Damage to Hot Spells Can be jiggled to do Hot Damage
The Chains Down In The Belly-O	Effect	20-40	20 turns		Item Loss	Obtained from Rattlin' Chains
Thunkula's drinking cap	Hat	20-40	Always		250 Mys	Part of the Dreadful Vampire Suit Mysticality +50% Maximum MP +250 Bonus for Saucerors only
ancient hot dog wrapper	Off-Hand Item	25-30	Always		85 Mys	Regenerate 25-30 HP per adventure
Bloodbath	Weapon (2H)	25-30	Always		200 Mus	So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Regenerate 25-30 HP per adventure
Florid Cheeks	Item Effect	25-30	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from henna face paint
Jeans of Loathing	Pants	20-30	Always		150 Mox	Part of the Clothing of Loathing Maximum HP/MP +500 Superhuman Stench Resistance (+5) Regenerate 20-30 HP per adventure
Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia	Outfit	20-30	Always		200 Mys
Staff of the Deepest Freeze	Weapon (1H)	20-30	Always		200 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +200% +30 Damage to Cold Spells Can be jiggled to do Cold Damage
Staff of Simmering Hatred	Weapon (1H)	20-30	Always		125 Mys	Part of the Hateful Habiliment Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Reduce enemy defense by 10% Spell Damage +200% Can be jiggled to do Hot Damage and delevel
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	Weapon (1H)	20-30	Always		200 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +200% +30 Damage to Sleaze Spells Can be jiggled to delevel
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	Weapon (2H)	20-30	Always		100 Mus	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Weapon Damage +40
Yuleviathan necklace	Accessory	20-30	Always		40 Mys	+15 Prismatic Damage
Watch Out!	Effect	20-25	50 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from a smart watch Mysticality +100% Maximum MP +50%
Uncle Hobo's highest bough	Weapon (1H)	15-30	Always		200 Mus	Muscle +15% Regenerate 15-30 HP per adventure
hardened slime belt	Accessory	10-30	Always		200 Mys	Serious Resistance to all elements (+3) Regenerate 10-30 HP per adventure Mysticality +20% May not equip more than one
malevolent medallion	Accessory	10-30	Always		150 Mys	Slime Hates It +10 Prismatic Damage May not equip more than one
Al Dente Inferno	Effect	18-20	10 Adventures	1 Adventure	None	Maximum MP +20
velcro boots	Accessory	12-24	Always		85 Mys	Mysticality +10% Combat Initiative -50% May not equip more than one
drafty drawers	Pants	15-20	Always		200 Mox	Maximum MP +200
sponge helmet	Hat	15-20	Always		85 Mox	Mysticality +10% Damage Absorption +40
shapeless wide-brimmed hat	Hat	15-20	Always		200 Mox	Regenerate 15-20 HP per adventure Mysticality +5%
Staff of the Peppermint Twist	Weapon (1H)	15-20	Always		200 Mys	Spell Damage +200% +20 Damage to Hot Spells +20 Damage to Cold Spells
rickety old unicycle	Accessory	10-25	Always		200 Mox	Moxie +15% Combat Initiative +50%
dreadful sweater	Shirt	10-20	Always		200 Mys Torso Awaregness	Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands
Extra Terrestrial	Adventure	10-20	20 turns	12 Adventures	None	Obtained from Path of the Mole Restore 10-20 HP per Adventure
feathered headdress	Hat	10-20	Always		85 Mys	Mysticality+40% +40% Food Drops from Monsters
fudgecycle	Accessory	10-20	Always		85 Mys	Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure +7 Extra Rollover Adventures +100% Candy from Monsters
Hypercubed	Effect	10-20	50 turns	1 Adventure	None	Obtained by resting in a Residence-Cube Maximum MP +100
ice nine	Weapon (1H)	10-20	Always		None	+10% Chance of Critical Hit Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure +30% Meat from Monsters +5 PvP fights per day when equipped Item will disappear at the end of the day
miniature deck cannon	Weapon (2H)	10-20	Always		85 Mox	Part of the Seafaring Suit Ranged Damage +25 Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	Accessory	10-20	Always	Folder slot		When the folder contains a tranquil landscape Damage Reduction: 15 Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure
Stimulated Brain	Effect	10-20	10 turns	Item Loss		Obtained from a neurostim pill
Thinkin' Drunk	Effect	10-20	20 turns	Item Loss 2 Drunk	None	Obtained from a bottle of Professor Beer Mysticality +50
wolf whistle	Weapon (1H)	10-20	Always		85 Mox	Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure +100 Sleaze Damage Grants skill Blow Wolf Whistle
aquamariner's necklace	Accessory	10-15	Always		85 Mys	+15% Meat from Monsters Makes you a better diver May not equip more than one
Hella Smart	The Styx Pixie	10-15	10 turns		Bad Moon	Mysticality +25% +15 Bonus Spell Damage
nurse's hat	Hat	10-15	Always		85 Mox	Maximum HP +300 Regenerate 30-60 HP per adventure
One For Tea	Food	10-15	40 turns	Item Loss 1 Full	Level 5	Obtained from tea for one
slime-covered lantern	Off-Hand Item	10-15	Always		200 Mys	So-So Slime Resistance (+2) Maximum HP +50 Maximum MP +50 Regenerate 10-15 HP per Adventure
square sponge pants	Pants	10-15	Always		85 Mox	Regenerate 10-15 HP per Adventure Moxie +10% Damage Absorption +30
warbear long johns	Pants	10-15	Always		10 Mox	Slight Supercold Resistance So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Regenerate 10-15 HP per Adventure
warbear plain ushanka	Hat	10-15	Always		10 Mus	Slight Supercold Resistance So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Regenerate 10-15 HP per Adventure
warbear warscarf	Accessory	10-15	Always		10 Mys	Slight Supercold Resistance So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Regenerate 10-15 HP per Adventure
love	Weapon (1H)	8-16	Always		35 Mox	+50% Pants Drops from Monsters Regenerate 8-16 HP per Adventure +5 to Familiar Weight
Bag o' Tricks	Off-Hand Item	10-12	Always		None	+10% Item Drops from Monsters +15% Meat Drops from Monsters +50% Spell Damage Summons animals during combat
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	Accessory	10-12	Always		45 Mys	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master Mysticality +11 Bonus for Pastamancers only
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	Accessory	10-12	Always		45 Mys	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro Mysticality +11 3 Additional Scrumptious Reagent Summons per day Bonus for Saucerors only
lava balaclava	Hat	10-12	Always		40 Mox	+50 Damage to Hot Spells +50% Weapon Drops from Monsters
plexiglass pith helmet	Hat	10-12	Always		75 Mox	+5 to Familiar Weight Regenerate 10-12 HP per Adventure Muscle +30% TT's HCO reward
Fit To Be Tide	Summoning Chamber	5-16	30 turns	Item Loss	Level 11	Regenerates 5-16 HP per adventure
Mental A-cue-ity	Effect	10	10 turns		None	Bonus Spell Damage 50% Obtained by Playing Pool Strategically up to 3 times per day
Mer-kin facecowl	Hat	8-12	Always		85 Mox	Mysticality +10% Spell Damage +30%
scale-mail underwear	Pants	8-12	Always		85 Mox	Serious Spooky Resistance (+3)
snailmail hauberk	Shirt	6-14	Always		67 Mus Torso Awaregness Turtle Tamer class, if in HC	Damage Absorption +60 Regenerate 6-14 HP per adventure
Pendant of Gargalesis	Accessory	6-10	Always		60 Mys
plaid skirt	Pants	6-10	Always		62 Mox	Combat Initiative +25%
Staff of the Woodfire	Weapon (1H)	5-15	Always		150 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni +10 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Spell Damage +100% Can be jiggled to do Hot Damage, Spooky Damage, and Sleaze Damage
Animal Magnetism	Passive	8-10	Always		Path	Makes MP based on Moxie instead of Mysticality
Dinsey's radar dish	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	8-10	Always		100 Mus	Deals Increasing Damage Every Round
Feelin' Philosophical	Effect	8-10	5 turns		Access to The Worm Wood	Obtained from Approaching the cat if one has the Spirit of Alph effect in The Mouldering Mansion.
Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	Accessory	8-10	Always		None	Mysticality +5 Item will disappear at the end of the day May not equip more than one
Jarlsberg's pan	Off-Hand Item	8-10	Always		None	Spell Damage +50% +50% Food Drops from Monsters +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Damage Reduction: 30 (First Hit Only) +1 Food Conjuration for Jarlsberg When in Cosmic Portal mode, converts dropped food and booze into Cosmic Calories
Petit Forbearance	Effect	8-10	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from a petit fortran Regenerate 10-20 HP per Adventure
pewter claymore	Weapon (2H)	6-12	Always		85 Mus	Regenerate 6-12 HP per adventure
Saucegoggles	Effect	8-10	10 turns		Sa	Obtained from a Mini-Sauceror
Simmer	Effect	8-10	10 Adventures	1 Adventure	None	Spell Damage +100%
Staff of the Electric Range	Weapon (1H)	8-10	Always		75 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +50% +20 Damage to Spooky Spells Can be jiggled to restore 15 MP and do 15 damage
Staff of the Grand Flambé	Weapon (1H)	8-10	Always		125 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +150% Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5) Can be jiggled in combat to do Hot Damage
Staff of the Grease Trap	Weapon (1H)	8-10	Always		125 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +150% +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells Can be jiggled in combat to do Sleaze Damage
Staff of the Kitchen Floor	Weapon (1H)	8-10	Always		125 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +150% +20 Damage to Stench Spells Can be jiggled in combat to do Stench Damage
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	Weapon (1H)	8-10	Always		125 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +150% +20 Damage to Cold Spells Can be jiggled in combat to do Cold Damage
vampire pearl earring	Accessory	4-14	Always		47 Mys	May not equip more than one
velcro broadsword	Weapon (1H)	6-12	Always		85 Mus	Muscle +5% +20% Hat/Pants Items from Monsters
velcro paddle ball	Weapon (1H)	6-12	Always		85 Mox	Moxie +5% +20% Accessory Items from Monsters
White Dragon Fang	Weapon (1H)	9	Always		200 Mus	All Attributes +9% +9 Prismatic Damage
kelp-holly drape	Back item	6-10	Always		25 Mys	Monster Level +15 Regenerate 6-10 HP per adventure
ribbon candy ascot	Accessory	6-10	Always		20 Mys	+100% Candy Drops from Monsters Regenerate 6-10 HP per adventure
barrel hoop earring	Accessory	5-10	Always		None	Mysticality +25% +50% Item Drops from Monsters Item disappears at the end of day
extremely wet T-shirt	Shirt	5-10	Always		85 Mus Torso Awaregness	Moxie +10% +25 Sleaze Damage Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	Accessory	5-10	Always		30 Mox	Moxie +25% Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
frozen seal spine	Weapon (1H)	5-10	Always		55 Mus	Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure +20 Cold Damage Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
lightning rod	Weapon (1H)	5-10	Always		None	Spell Damage +200% Maximum MP +50 Item will disappear at end of day
numberwang	Accessory	6-9	Always		35 Mys	+5 PvP fights per day when equipped +5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. +11 to Monster Level Combat Initiative +23% Maximum HP/MP +37 Regenerate 6-9 HP per adventure May only equip one
Orchid Blood	Effect	5-10	30 Adventures			Obtained from The Mad Tea Party with a 21-character hat
pair of plants	Pants	5-10	Always		15 Mox	+3 Prismatic Damage Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
Red Fox glove	Accessory	5-10	Always		50 Mys	+5% Chance of Critical Hit Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure Regular Attacks Can't Miss
spaghetti-box banjo	Off-Hand Item	5-10	Always		150 Mys	Bonus for Ps only
spangly mariachi pants	Pants	5-10	Always		60 Mox
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	Weapon (1H)	7-8	Always		125 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +125% Mysticality +15 Can be jiggled to do physical damage
Stemonitis Storm	Effect	5-10	10/40/80 Adventures	Item Loss/2 Full/4 Drunk		Obtained from a Stemonitis Staticus mushroom, Energy Buzz Pastaco, or buzzing mushroom wine Maximum MP +50
super-strong air freshener	Accessory	5-10	Always		50 Mys	Moxie +10% So-So Stench Resistance (+2) Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
super-sweet boom box	Weapon (1H)	5-10	Always		75 Mox	All Attributes +20% Regenerates 5-10 HP Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
Thor's Pliers	Weapon (1H)	6-9	Always		None	+4 Stat(s) Per Fight Lets You Smith and Make Jewelry Faster +20% Pickpocket Chance Regular Attacks Can't Miss Allows You to Ply Reality Regenerates Lightning Power (in Heavy Rains only)
white earbuds	Accessory	5-10	Always		35 Mus	Stupendous Spooky Resistance (+4) Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure -11 to Monster Level May not equip more than one
Yorick	Off-Hand Item	5-10	Always		25 Mys	+2 Stat(s) Per Fight Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure +15% Item Drops from Monsters
Bling of the New Wave	Accessory	5-9	Always		45 Mox	Moxie +11 Restores 5-9 HP 1 Additional Pickpocket Attempt Bonus for Disco Bandits only You may not equip more than one
double-ice cap	Hat	5-9	Always		20 Mox	+10 Cold Damage
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	Accessory	5-9	Always		45 Mox	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer Moxie +11 Regenerate 5-9 HP per adventure Keep 1 additional song in your head (Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
The Jokester's wig	Hat	6-8	Always		50	Part of The Jokester's Costume +10 to Monster Level +25 Spooky Damage
Spooky Putty snake	Weapon (1H)	6-8	Always		None	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Bonus Spell Damage +50% +20 Damage to Spooky Spells
Staff of Queso Escusado	Weapon (1H)	6-8	Always		None	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Bonus Spell Damage +50% +20 Damage to Stench Spells Can be jiggled to do Stench damage
streetfighting champion's belt	Accessory	6-8	Always		35 Mus	Maximum HP/MP +40 Regenerate 6-8 HP per adventure +5% chance of Critical Hit
witch wart	Accessory	6-8	Always		47 Mys	Mysticality +5
Uncaged Power	Effect	5-8	30 turns	1 Adventure	None	Obtained by resting in a Giant Faraday Cage Maximum MP +50
energy drink IV	Accessory	5-7	Always		75 Mys	May not equip more than one
hairy staff	Weapon (2H)	5-7	Always		45 Mus	Mysticality +7 Spell Damage +7
paperclip cape	Back Item	5-7	Always		75 Mys	Regenerate 5-7 HP per adventure May not equip more than one
antique nutcracker drumstick	Off-Hand Item	4-8	Always		30 Mys	Part of the Antique Nutcracker Outfit Mysticality +15%
bowl of petunias	Off-Hand Item	4-8	Always		44 Mys	All Attributes +4 +4 Stat(s) Per Fight +4 PvP fights per day when equipped Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure
denim jacket	Shirt	4-8	Always		Torso Awaregness	Mysticality +10
giant yellow hat	Hat	4-8	Always		47 Mox	+10 to Familiar Damage +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure
giant yellow hat	Hat	4-8	Always		47 Mox	+10 to Familiar Damage +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure
Gift of the Dancer	Skill	4-8	Always		Path	Only available in an Actually Ed the Undying run Obtained when one's Belly Dancer reaches level 21.
marble mignonette bowl	Off-Hand Item	4-8	Always		40 Mys	+40 Damage to Cold Spells Deals Passive Damage to attackers
meteortarboard	Hat	4-8	Always	1 metal meteoroid	None	Mysticality +15% +10% Spell Critical Hit
Spelunker's khakis	Pants	4-8	Always		35 Mox	Part of the Spelunker's Gear Combat Initiative +25% Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure Monsters will be more attracted to you.
vampire pellet	Off-Hand Item	4-8	Always		35 Mys	+10 Spooky Damage +20 Damage to Spooky Spells
wooly loincloth	Pants	4-8	Always		40 Mox	+25% Pickpocket Chance
vampire pearl ring	Accessory	2-10	Always		35 Mys	Regenerate 2-10 HP per adventure May not equip more than one
little black book	Off-Hand Item	5-6	Always		65 Mys	Spell Damage +15
Heart of Orange	Item	5-6	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from an orange candy heart All Attributes +3 +5 Hot Damage +5 Damage to Hot Spells Regenerate 5-6 HP per Adventure
Loathing Legion defibrillator	Off-Hand Item	5-6	Always		None	Switchable into other forms Cannot be equipped in Hardcore
Operation Patriot Shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5-6	Always		None	Bonus for Pastamancers & Saucerors only +3 Stat Gains from Fights Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20 Damage Reduction: +1 per level Class-specific enchantments Can be thrown in combat Cannot equip in Hardcore
Sangre Brillante	Effect	5-6	13 Turns		Item Loss 3 Drunk	Obtained from a Fantasma en la Máquina +3 Moxie Stats Per Fight
Staff of the All-Steak	Weapon (1H)	5-6	Always		50 Mys Path	This Chefstaves is only available during an Avatar of Jarlsberg run Spell Damage +50% Damage Reduction: 15 Jiggle: Massive Bonus to Item Drops (5 charges left today)
Staff of the Black Kettle	Weapon (1H)	5-6	Always		75 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +75% Mysticality +10 Can be jiggled to do physical damage
Staff of the Cream of the Cream	Weapon (1H)	5-6	Always		50 Mys Path	This Chefstaves is only available during an Avatar of Jarlsberg run Spell Damage +50% Moxie +30 Jiggle: Attune to Monster's Essence
Staff of Holiday Sensations	Weapon (1H)	5-6	Always		75 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +75% +15 Damage to Cold Spells Can be jiggled to do Cold Damage
Staff of the Lunch Lady	Weapon (1H)	5-6	Always		75 Mys Path	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +75% Maximum HP/MP +15 +25% Food Drops from Monsters Does nothing when jiggled
Staff of the Soupbone	Weapon (1H)	5-6	Always		75 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +75% Mysticality +15 Can be jiggled to do 20-25 spooky damage
Staff of the Staff of Life	Weapon (1H)	5-6	Always		50 Mys Path	This Chefstaves is only available during an Avatar of Jarlsberg run Spell Damage +50% Maximum HP +30 Regenerate 10-12 HP per adventure Jiggle: Full HP Recovery
Staff of the Standalone Cheese	Weapon (1H)	5-6	Always		50 Mys Path	This Chefstaves is only available during an Avatar of Jarlsberg run Spell Damage +50% Combat Initiative +30% Jiggle: Banish opponent for the rest of the day
Voluminous Radio Hat	Hat	5-6	Always		60 Mox	Part of the Primitive Radio Duds
astral ring	Accessory	4-6	Always		None	Mysticality +25% Spell Damage +20
Gaze of the Lightning God	Effect (Intrinsic)	4-6	Always		None	Obtained from Juju Mojo Mask after casting a spell Spell Damage +50% +3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Lost if Wrath of the Lightning God is used in combat or mask unequipped
grass whistle	Weapon (1H)	4-6	Always		35 Mox	Moxie +6
hilarious comedy prop	Weapon (1H)	4-6	Always			Restores 4-6 HP Quest item
honey dipper	Weapon (1H)	3-7	Always		72 Mys	Part of the Bits o' Honey Mysticality +5% Spell Damage +15
It Tickles! It Tickles!	Effect	4-6	20 Turns		None	Obtained from a mangled finger
leechknife	Weapon (1H)	4-6	Always		47 Mus	Maximum HP +10 Maximum MP +5 Regenerate 4-6 HP
Newman's Own Trousers	Pants	3-7	Always		30 Mys	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro Mysticality +11 Bonus only available for Saucerors
Space Tourist palmdoctor	Off-Hand Item	4-6	Always		None	Maximum HP/MP +25 Regenerate 4-6 HP per adventure Item will disappear at the end of the day
Tuesday's ruby	Off-Hand Item	3-7	Always		45 Mys	Enchantment varies by day: +5% Meat from Monsters (Sundays) Muscle +5% (Mondays) Regenerate 3-7 MP per Adventure (Tuesdays) Mysticality +5% (Wednesdays) +5% Items from Monsters (Thursdays) Moxie +5% (Fridays) Regenerate 3-7 HP per Adventure (Saturdays)
wumpus-hair loincloth	Pants	3-7	Always		35 Mox	Part of the Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe Combat Initiative -10% Restores 2-8 HP So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
chalk chapeau	Hat	3-6	Always		None	+3 PvP fights per day when equipped Regenerate 3-6 HP per adventure Weakens attackers
Jarlsberg's hat	Hat	4-5	Always		Path	Only available during an Avatar of Jarlsberg run
Tesla's Electroplated Beans	Off-Hand Item	4-5	Always		5 Mys	Maximum MP +15 Spell Damage +10 Can be Canhandled
Turtle Power	Effect	4-5	15 turns	Item loss	None	Obtained from an irradiated turtle
Colander of Em-er'il	Hat	2-6	Always		15 Mys	Mysticality + 11 (Bonus for Pastamancers only)
astral chapeau	Hat	3-5	Always		None	Mysticality +25% Spell Damage +20
barrelhead	Hat	3-5	Always		10 Mox	Part of the Cooper's Couture Maximum MP +25
bloodied surgical dungarees	Pants	3-5	Always		62 Mox	Makes you look like a gross doctor
compression stocking	Accessory	3-5	Always		65 Mys	Maximum MP +30
Glo-Face	Effect	3-5	5 turns	Item loss	None	Obtained from a Glo-Pop
In Tuna	Effect	3-5	5 turns	1 Adventure	None	Obtained by resting with a Loudmouth Larry Lamprey
KoL Con X Bingo Card	Accessory	3-5	Always		None	Regenerates 3-5 HP per adventure
party hat	Hat	3-5	Always		None	Regenerates on the Festival of Jarlsberg only Mysticality +3
Staff of Ed	Weapon (1H)	2-6	Always		Path	Only available in an Actually Ed the Undying run, before accepting the Level 11 Quest Mysticality +25% Spell Damage +25% +5 Pool Skill
sugar chapeau	Hat	3-5	Always		None	Obtainable from a sugar sheet Breaks after 30 combats Spell Damage +50% +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	Accessory	3-5	Always		None	Regenerate 3-5 HP per adventure +10% Booze Drops from Monsters
Waxing Mystical	Effect	3-5	10 turns	Item loss	None	Obtained from a big dribbly candle
Whatsian Ionic Pliers	Off-Hand Item	3-5	Always		40 Mys	Also regenerates 3-5 HP
Cafeteria Brujeria	Effect	3-4	10 turns		Sa	Obtained from a Mini-Accordion Thief
Hairy Palms	Effect	3-4	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from orcish hand lotion Regenerate 6-8 HP per adventure
Healthy Blue Glow	Effect	3-4	10/20/40 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from a gold star, blue potion, or fancy blue potion
Inner Sauce	Passive	3-4	Always		None	Only regenerates 1 MP for non-Saucerors
Salamanderentiy	Effect	3-4	X turns		Path	Duration is 3 times the number of Surprising Fist skills you have learned
spark plug earring	Accessory	3-4	Always		75 Mys	So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)
Staff of the Greasefire	Weapon (1H)	3-4	Always		20 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +35% +10 Damage to Hot Spells +10 Damage to Sleaze Spells Can be jiggled in combat to do Hot Damage and Sleaze Damage
Staff of the Teapot Tempest	Weapon (1H)	3-4	Always		25 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +25% Mysticality +5 Can be jiggled to do physical damage
yak anorak	Shirt	3-4	Always		42 Mus Torso Awaregness
yak toupee	Hat	3-4	Always		35 Mox
glow-in-the-dark necklace	Accessory	2-10	Always		10 Mys	Mysticality +10% Spell Damage +10
heart of the volcano	Accessory	2-5	Always		50 Mys	Regenerate 10-20 HP per Adventure
helm of the white knight	Hat	2-5	Always		15 Mox	Part of the Knight's Armor outfit Regenerate 2-5 HP per Adventure Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)
astral shorts	Pants	4-6	Always		None	Moxie +25% Combat Initiative +20% Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure
accordion file	Weapon (2H)	2-4	Always		AT 15 Mox	Bonus for AT only
baconstone ring	Accessory	2-4	Always		10 Mys	Mysticality +5 Maximum MP +10 May not equip more than one
droll monocle	Accessory	2-4	Always		35 Mys	+20% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
gold crown	Hat	2-4	Always		60 Mox	Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3) Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure +10% Meat from Monsters
Misty Robe	Back Item	2-4	Always		75 Mys	Mysticality +5
Nanobrainy	Effect	2-4	50 Turns		10 Mys Familiar	Mysticality +50% Spell Damage +20 Allows use of Unleash Nanites
oil cap	Hat	2-4	Always		42 Mox	Part of the Oil Rig outfit So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)
papier-masque	Hat	2-4	Always		None	Spell Damage +10 Regenerate 2-4 HP Makes your possessions seem more interesting
polyester peeler	Weapon (1H)	2-4	Always		None	Part of the Synthetic Suit Spell Damage +20% Increases the Damage of Stuffed Mortar Shell
powdered wig	Hat	2-4	Always		20 Mox	Moxie +3
solid baconstone ring	Accessory	2-4	Always		40 Mys	Mysticality +12 Maximum MP +30 May not equip more than one
Staff of the Healthy Breakfast	Weapon (1H)	2-4	Always		Path	This Chefstaves is only available during an Avatar of Jarlsberg run Spell Damage +10 Maximum HP +15 +10% Item Drops from Monsters Jiggle: Recover Some HP
sword of static	Weapon (1H)	2-4	Always		22 Mus	Muscle +3 Moxie +2
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	Accessory	2-4	Always		10 Mys	Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20 May not equip more than one
wicker clicker	Off-Hand Item	2-4	Always		None	+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight Cadenza will briefly stun opponents
Animelf Apparel	Outfit	2-3	Always		12 Mys	Regenerates 4-6 HP per adventure Outfit description is misleading
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	Hat	2-3	Always		12 Mys	Mysticality +3 Maximum MP +5
clingfilm cap	Hat	2-3	Always		60 Mox	Part of the Roy Orbison Disguise Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)
fuzzy earmuffs	Hat	2-3	Always		50 Mys	Mysticality +11
live wire	Weapon (1H)	2-3	Always		None	Weapon Damage +3
LWA ring	Accessory	2-3	Always		None	Cannot be traded Cannot be discarded One per account (?)
Staff of Blood and Pudding	Weapon (1H)	2-3	Always		15 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +25% Maximum HP +15 HP Restore: Can be jiggled in combat to steal and restore HP
Staff of Fruit Salad	Weapon (1H)	2-3	Always		Path	This Chefstaves is only available during an Avatar of Jarlsberg run Spell Damage +10 Moxie +10 Jiggle: Deal some Prismatic damage
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	Weapon (1H)	2-3	Always		None	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni +5 Damage to Sleaze Spells +5 Smithsness +X Spell Damage Can be jiggled to do 30% damage
Staff of the Hearty Dinner	Weapon (1H)	2-3	Always		Path	This Chefstaves is only available during an Avatar of Jarlsberg run Spell Damage +10 Damage Reduction: 5 Jiggle: Weaken Bad Guy
Staff of the Light Lunch	Weapon (1H)	2-3	Always		Path	This Chefstaves is only available during an Avatar of Jarlsberg run Spell Damage +10 Combat Initiative +15% Jiggle: Deal Some Cold Damag
Staff of the Midnight Snack	Weapon (1H)	2-3	Always		15 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +20% +10 Damage to Spooky Spells Can be jiggled in combat to do Spooky Damage
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	Weapon (1H)	2-3	Always		15 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +20% +10 Damage to Stench Spells Can be jiggled in combat to do Stench Damage
Staff of the Short Order Cook	Weapon (1H)	2-3	Always		15 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +20% Mysticality +5 Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
torquoise ring	Accessory	2-3	Always		None	Moxie +3
cane-mail pants	Pants	1-4	Always		None	All Attributes +10% Regenerate 1-4 HP per Adventure +4 PvP fights per day when equipped
Chlorophyll Flavor	Effect	1-3	10 turns	Item Loss 4 Spleen	Level 4	Obtained from chlorophyll paste
Cloaca-Cola Uniform	Outfit	1-3	Always		None	Mysticality +4 Damage Absorption +10
Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform	Outfit	1-3	Always		None	Mysticality +4 Damage Absorption +10
Fizzier Than Light	Effect	1-3	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from candy UFOs
Helm of the Scream Emperor	Hat	1-4	Always		None	+2 Stat(s) Per Fight All Attributes +5%
It's Soporiffic!	Effect	1-3	10 turns	Item Loss		Obtained from a poppy
Jittery	Effect	1-3	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from a cup of lukewarm tea
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	Weapon (2H)	1-3	Always		None	Maximum HP +10 Maximum MP +10 Regenerate 1-3 HP per Adventure Cannot equip in Hardcore
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	Off-Hand Item	1-3	Always		5 Mys	Maximum HP/MP +5 Spell Damage +10 Regenerate 1-3 HP per adventure Can be Canhandled
charged magnet	Off-Hand Item	1-2	Always		None	Maximum MP +5 Radiates a Strange Energy
iron helmet	Hat	1-2	Always		20 Mox	So-So Cold Resistance (+2) Combat Initiative +10%
Misty Cape	Back Item	1-2	Always		75 Mox	Moxie +5 Regenerate HP 2-4
porquoise ring	Accessory	1-2	Always		10 Mys	Moxie +5 Maximum HP +5 Maximum MP +5 Regenerate 1-2 HP per Adventure May not equip more than one
Professor What T-Shirt	Shirt	1-2	Always		Torso Awaregness
pulled porquoise ring	Accessory	1-2	Always		40 Mys	Moxie +11 Maximum HP +15 Maximum MP +15 Regenerate 1-2 HP per Adventure May not equip more than one
Sheila Take a Crossbow	Weapon (1H)	1-2	Always		None	Regenerate 1-2 HP per adventure +5% Pickpocket Chance +5 Smithsness Combat Initiative +X%
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	Accessory	1-2	Always		None	Regenerate 1-2 HP per adventure
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	Accessory	1-2	Always		None	Regenerate 1-2 HP per adventure
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	Accessory	1-2	Always		None	May not equip more than one
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	Accessory	1-2	Always		None	May not equip more than one
Van der Graaf helmet	Hat	1-2	Always		20 Mox	Maximum MP +15
chef's hat	Hat	1	Always		None	Mysticality +2
pat-a-cake pendant	Accessory	1	60% of the time		None	Mysticality +1

MP Recoverers

Note: An effect or item that lists "Recovers MP" as an enchantment is passive, but typically requires a win in combat to trigger.

Source	Source Type	HP Gain	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
Antarctic Memories	Item Effect	40	20 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None	Obtained from glimmering penguin feather Recovers 40 HP
Black Tongue	Item Effect	20	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from a black snowcone Recover 20 HP Restores after each battle +30% Items from Monsters +5 to Familiar Weight +3 Stat Gains from Fights +30% Meat from Monsters
Blessing of Squirtlcthulli	The Hidden City	8-10	20 turns	Item Loss	Level 11	Recover 8-10 HP per adventure
Chock Full o' Nanites	Food/Booze	10	20 turns	Item Loss 1-3 Full or 3 Drunk	None/Level 1-4	Obtained from nanite-infested fruitcake, nanite-infested candy cane, nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear, or nanite-infested eggnog Recover 10 HP after battle Damage Absorption +50 Bonus Weapon Damage +20
CSA fire-starting kit	Item	3-5	Always	Item Loss	None	Recover 3-5 HP per adventure Lasts until [[Rollover] Only one usable per day
Festive Radiation	Food/Booze	10	10 turns	Item Loss 3 Drunk or 1 Full	None	Obtained from oozenog, gingerbread mutant bugbear, irradiated candy cane All Attributes +5% Recover 10 HP per battle
Hooked Up	Effect	10-15	20 turns	1 Adv	None	Obtained in Hobo markeplace Restores 10-15 in each of the first five rounds of battle Moxie -100%
little parachute guy	Item	10-20	1 turn	Item Loss (sometimes)		Recover 10-20 HP Item may be regained at end of combat
Purple Tongue	Item Effect	20	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from a purple snowcone Recover 20 HP
The Real Deal	Booze	20	10 turns	Item Loss 2 Drunk	Level 2	Obtained from bottle of realpagne Recover 20 HP
Sausage Festive	Food	5-10	20 turns	Item Loss 1 Full	None	Obtained from festive sausage Recover 5-10 HP per battle
Tiny Bubbles in the Cupcake	Item Effect	20	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from purple-frosted astral cupcake Recover 20 HP

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