Maximizing Your Moxie

As outlined in Dressing For Success, here's how different player types can Maximize their Moxie. Note that if Moxie is not your highest base stat, it is wise to have Stabilizing Oiliness active if your highest base stat is Muscle or Expert Oiliness active if your highest base stat is Mysticality; percentage boosts are then calculated as if your Moxie were your highest stat.

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Legend
Ultra rares and Raffle House/Radio prizes	Tradable and still obtainable, but rare
Semi-rares and war hero drops
Mr. Store/KoL Con accessible derivatives	Tradable (directly or ingredients or zone access consumable), unlimited generation to those who own source, source no longer obtainable
Mr. Store/KoL Con items and inaccessible derivatives	Tradable, but no longer obtainable
Other limited time content
Clan Dungeon non-tradables	Untradable, but still obtainable
Other non-tradables
Non-tradables from past holidays and world events	Untradable, and no longer obtainable
*	Single-equip restriction, or two-handed/three-handed weapon
^	Equipment disappears at the end of the day or the equipment (or its associated enchantment) has a limited duration

Hat	Back Item	Shirt	Pants
Brimstone Beret 50% Admiral's hat 30% depleted Grimacite ninja mask 0%-25% Hodgman's porkpie hat 20% Crown of Thrones with a Sabre-Toothed Lime 15% fancy ball mask 10% fireman's helmet 10% Mer-kin sneakmask 5% Helm of the Scream Emperor 5% Honeycap 5% Disco 'Fro Pick 11 (Disco Bandits only) El Sombrero De Lopez 11 (Accordion Thieves only) nasty rat mask 9 fuzzy montera 7 worn tophat 7	Cloak of Dire Shadows 5% Misty Cape 5	extra-see-thru nightie 15% astral shirt 10% letterman's jacket 10% spangly mariachi vest 10% grungy flannel shirt 11 BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 10 duct tape shirt 9 tuxedo shirt 7 flyest of shirts 5 souvenir ski t-shirt 5 star shirt 5 Thinknerd T-Shirt 1-5 harem girl t-shirt 3	Greatest American Pants with Super Speed invoked 10%+100% Brimstone Boxers 50% Moonthril Greaves 0%-50% plexiglass pants 30% astral shorts 25% sugar shorts 25% hardened slime pants 20% Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 20% Oscus's flypaper pants 20% Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants 20% fancy tuxedo pants 15% stainless steel slacks 15% square sponge pants 10% Greaves of the Murk Lord 5% old patched suit-pants 5% old school Mafia knickerbockers 25 Travoltan trousers 15 cursed breeches 15 leather chaps 8
Mainhand	Offhand	Accessory	Familiar equipment
Moonthril Longbow* 0%-75% Grimacite gat 0%-50% scratch 'n' sniff crossbow with 3 wrestler stickers 30% astral longbow* 25% astral pistol 25% Hodgman's whackin' stick 20% super-sweet boom box 20% bottle-rocket crossbow 15% Coily™* 15% papier-mâchéte 15% papier-mâchine gun 15% Underworld flail* 10% White Dragon Fang 9% 7-inch discus 5% skate blade 5% Sword of Dark Omens 5% velcro paddle ball 5% fish bazooka* 5% Rain-Doh violet bo* 11 Shagadelic Disco Banjo* 11 Squeezebox of the Ages* 11 grass whistle 6 potato pistol 5 rattail whip 5 star boomerang 5	Grimacite gat 0%-50% astral pistol 25% Hodgman's imaginary hamster 20% Hodgman's whackin' stick 20% super-sweet boom box 20% bottle-rocket crossbow 15% card sleeve (Foil Horseman) 15% papier-mâchéte 15% papier-mâchine gun 15% plush mutated alielephant 0-15% Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 12% plush alien hamsterpus 0-10% vinyl shield 10% White Dragon Fang 9% card sleeve (Horseman) 5% deck of lewd playing cards 5% Shield of Icy Fate 5% Sword of Dark Omens 5% 7-inch discus 5% Tuesday's ruby 5% (Fridays only) wicker shield 6	Talisman of Baio 0%-80% Grimacite galoshes* 0%-50% Grimacite go-go boots* 0%-50% plexiglass pendant* 30% astral mask* 25% depleted Grimacite grappling hook* 0%-25% Hodgman's bow tie* 20% fossilized necklace* 0%-15%+0-10 Chester's sunglasses* 15% Ol' Scratch's manacles* 15% ornamental sextant 15% rickety old unicycle* 15% stainless steel suspenders* 15% Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves* 15% Zombo's skull ring* 15% vinyl boots* 15% (female characters only) Elvish sunglasses* 10% + 10 astral belt* 10% cursed scrunchie* 10% frayed rope belt* 10% Juju Mojo Mask* 10% Pokëmann figurine: Moog* 10% amber aviator shades* 5% Belt of Howling Anger 5% Boots of Twilight Whispers 5% dead guy's memento* 5% Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 5% lucky bottlecap* 5% shark tooth necklace* 5% tiny plastic Best Game Ever 5% tube sock* 20 mirrored aviator shades* 15 Mr. Accessory 15 plastic vampire fangs* 15 rainbow pearl necklace* 15 Bling of the New Wave* 11 (Disco Bandits only) Copper Alpha of Sincerity* 11 La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez* 11 (Accordion Thieves only) Order of the Silver Wossname* 11 Pink Heart of Spirit* 11 pulled porquoise ring* 11 ridiculous sunglasses 11 tap shoes* 11	Disembodied Hand familiar with one-handed weapon equipped varies by weapon
Outfit	Effects and buffs	Passive skills, non-buff skills and others
Blasphemous Bedizenment 30% Fancy Tux 15% Raiments of the Final Boss 10%	Mallowed Out 5%-500% Pulchritudinous Pressure 300% A Contender 200% Cock of the Walk 200% Knightlife 100%-200% The Fire Inside min(200, (10*Hot-Resistance))% Army of One 100% Artificially Sweet 100% Gr8tness 100% Having a Ball! 1-100% Prince of Seaside Town 100% Purity of Spirit 100% Superhuman Sarcasm 100% Trivia Master 100% Macho Profundo 60% Amorphous Cheer 50% Gleaming White Teeth 50% In Vino Vires 50% Je Ne Sais Porquoise 50% Pride of the Vampire 50% Seriously Mutated 50% Shamboozled 50% Tomato Power 50% Yuletide Industry 50% Starry-Eyed 5%-35% Old School Pompadour 30% Rainbow Bright 30% Sugary Tongue 30% Supafly 30% Weather, Man 30% Izchak's Blessing 25% Mutated 25% Sealed Brain 25% Flower Power 20% Hopped Up on Goofballs 20% Hot Blooded 20% Moon June Spooned 20% Cat Class, Cat Style 20% Spooky Demeanor 20% Butt-Rock Hair 15% Aspect of the Twinklefairy 10% Bells in the Batfry 10% Can Has Cyborger 10% Charrrming 10% Cold Blooded 10% Egg-cellent Vocabulary 10% Elvish 10% Got Your Boots On 10% Radiating Black Body™ 10% Squirming Like a Toad 10% Stenchtastic 10% Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority 10% Whitened Teeth 10% Wreathed in Merriment 10% Yuletide Mutations 10% Antsy in your Pantsy 5% Mysteriously Handsome 5% Reedy Pipes 5% Sugar Rush 5% Piratastic 100 Bananas! 40 Radium Radicality 30 Newt Gets In Your Eyes 25 Cold Hearted 1-20 (does not stack with other love songs) Lustful Heart 1-20 (does not stack with other love songs) Fratty Flavor 15 The Smile of Mr. A. 15 Cat-Alyzed 10 The Moxious Madrigal 10 Spiky Hair 6 5 Pounds Lighter 5 Amorous 5 Clean-Shaven 5 Spicy Limeness 5 Tingly Elbows 5 Heart of White 3 Heart of Pink 3 Heart of Orange 3 Heart of Lavender 3 Heart of Yellow 3 Heart of Green 3 Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy 2 Very Clean Teeth 1	Disco State of Mind 2 Mariachi Mood 1

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