Seaside Megalopolis

Seaside Megalopolis
Seaside Megalopolis
Zone Num	206
Location	Memories, in the Corners of your Mind
Unlocks	Use an empty agua de vida bottle
Recom Stat	150
Combat %	?
Quests	Future
ML	145 - 170
Terrain	indoor
Special Adventures
Lucky	None
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This is one of the adventure zones accessed from Memories, in the Corners of your Mind after gazing into an empty agua de vida bottle. It is only available with a bottle in inventory. The quest Future takes place primarily in this zone.

A primary stat of 150 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

The flame-topped buildings of the Seaside Megalopolis, flanked by billboards with giant Asian women on them, make you have second thoughts about adventuring here. Sure, it's only a memory, so it can't hurt you...or can it?

(It is recommended that you have at least 150 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

Combat Adventures

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7-Foot Dwarf Replicant -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: cyber-mattock, neurostim pill, essence of stenchq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 145 • Substat Gain: 36.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 155 Monster Defense: 130 Hit Points: 155 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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Bangyomaman Warrior -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: neurostim pill, X-37 gun, essence of heatq, Bangyomaman battle juicem Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 150 • Substat Gain: 37.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 160 Monster Defense: 126 Hit Points: 160 Initiative: 20 Elemental Alignment: None

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cyborg policeman -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: protein paste, physiostim pill, oil-filled donutm Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 160 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 170 Monster Defense: 144 Hit Points: 160 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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"Handyman" Jay Android -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: neurostim pill, physiostim pill, sham champagne, essence of kinkq, handyman "hand soap"m Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 150 • Substat Gain: 37.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 160 Monster Defense: 135 Hit Points: 150 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: None

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liquid metal robot -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: physiostim pill, pool of liquid metal, essence of coldq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 140 • Substat Gain: 35 • Moxie for No Hit*: 150 Monster Defense: 144 Hit Points: 150 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

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obese tourist -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: cupcake-in-a-cup, neurostim pill Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 140 • Substat Gain: 35 • Moxie for No Hit*: 150 Monster Defense: 135 Hit Points: 200 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

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Space Marine -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: facehugging alien, physiostim pill, essence of frightq, space marine flash grenadem Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 160 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 170 Monster Defense: 135 Hit Points: 140 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: None

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terrifying robot -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: physiostim pill,neurostim pill Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 170 • Substat Gain: 42.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 180 Monster Defense: 153 Hit Points: 170 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-Combat Adventures

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Time Isn't Holding Up; Time Is a Doughnut
	Head Out: Gain 15-50 Beefiness Note: Occurs once per ascension, upon first entering the zone.

Non-quest Adventures

These adventures occur only if the Future quest is not active.

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Savior Faire
	Go Uptown: Gain 25 Sarcasm. Next noncombat adventure will be Bad Reception Down Here. Stay Downtown: Gain 25 Beefiness. Next noncombat adventure will be A Diseased Procurer. Get Outta Town: Gain 25 Enchantedness. Next noncombat adventure will be Give it a Shot. Note: Occurs before starting the Future quest.

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The Savorier Savior
	Go Uptown: Gain 25 Sarcasm. Next noncombat adventure will be Bad Reception Down Here. Stay Downtown: Gain 25 Beefiness. Next noncombat adventure will be A Diseased Procurer. Get Outta Town: Gain 25 Enchantedness. Next noncombat adventure will be Give it a Shot. Note: Occurs after completing the Future quest.

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Bad Reception Down Here
	Chat With the Clown: Acquire Indigo Party Invitation Chat With the Joker: Acquire Violet Hunt Invitation

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You Can Never Be Too Rich or Too in the Future
	Hobnob with the Hoity-Toity: Gain 0.8-1.2*mainstat, max 200 Sarcasm Robnob from the Hoity-Toity: Acquire effect Serenity (20 adventures) Note: Occurs with Indigo Party Invitation in the inventory, which is consumed.

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I'm on the Hunt, I'm After You
	Hunt the Unicorn: Gain X in all substats Hunt the Teddy Bear: Acquire effect Phairly Pheromonal (20 adventures) Note: Occurs with Violet Hunt Invitation in the inventory, which is consumed.

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A Diseased Procurer
	The Flesh: Acquire Blue Milk Club Card The Metal: Acquire Mecha Mayhem Club Card

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Brings All the Boys to the Blue Yard
	Take a Seat: Gain 0.6-0.725*level^2 each substat, capped at 200 Head to the Back: Acquire effect Dance Interpreter (20 turns) Note: Occurs with Blue Milk Club Card in the inventory, which is consumed.

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Painful, Circuitous Logic
	Switch the Circuits: Gain 0.8-1.2*mainstat, max 200 Beefiness Keep Your Seat: Acquire effect Nano-juiced (20 turns) Note: Occurs with Mecha Mayhem Club Card in the inventory, which is consumed.

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Give it a Shot
	Vote for the Smuggler: Acquire 'Smuggler Shot First' Button Vote for the Alien: Acquire Spacefleet Communicator Badge

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Does This Bug You? Does This Bug You?
	Play with the Furball: Gain 0.8-1.2*mainstat, max 200 Enchantedness Talk to the Geezer: Acquire effect In the Saucestream (20 turns) Note: Occurs with 'Smuggler Shot First' Button in the inventory, which is consumed.

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A Bridge Too Far
	Hit the Holodeck: Gain 0.6-0.725*level^2 each substat, capped at 200. Practice Diplomacy: Acquire effect Meatwise (20 turns) Note: Occurs with Spacefleet Communicator Badge in the inventory, which is consumed.

Quest Adventures

These adventures occur only if the Future quest is active.

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Extra Savior Faire
	Break it up, or down. Maybe slightly to the left.: Acquire Ruby Rod, gain 25 Sarcasm. Note: Occurs after completing the quest Hyboria? I don't even...

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451 Degrees! Burning Down the House!
	Read "Burning Loincloths": Gain X Sarcasm. Read "Tuesdays with the Supreme Being": acquire Supreme Being Glossary Read "Tears of the Dragon-Vampire": Gain X Beefiness. Note: Only occurs during the Future quest.

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None Shall Pass
	Buy a single pass: Lose 30 Meat, Gain 50 Beefiness. Buy a multi-pass: Lose 60 Meat, Acquire Multi-pass. Take a pass on the passes: nothing Note: Only occurs if the player does not have a multi-pass during the Future quest.

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The Unbearable Supremeness of Being
	Try a line: With Supreme Being Glossary, gain X Beefiness, Enchantedness, and Sarcasm. Otherwise, gain X Beefiness and Sarcasm. Note: Only occurs during the Future quest.

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A Winning Pass
	Present: Gain 75 in all stats Note: Only occurs during the Future quest.

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OMG KAWAIII
	Whip Out Your Rod: With five elemental essences, acquire essence of cute. Otherwise, nothing. Note: Only occurs during the Future quest.

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The Elements of Surprise . . .
	Push the button: With correct item placement, unannouncedly acquire secret from the future. Otherwise, nothing. Note: Only occurs during the Future quest.

Notes

• The cyborg policeman does not seem to appear before a multi-pass is purchased. After the quest is over, the cyborg policeman does not appear in this zone.
• The obese tourist and terrifying robot only appear after the player boards the space cruise ship during the Future quest. After the quest is over, the monsters can continue to appear in this zone.
• The choice adventures Savior Faire and The Savorier Savior (and subsequently the other choice adventures triggered by them) do not occur while the player is on the Future quest.
• It is possible to access this part of KoL through teleportitis, if you have an empty agua de vida bottle in your inventory.
• See the Seaside Megalopolis Noncombats page for an overview of non-quest choice adventures.

References

• Much of what happens in this zone are references to the movie The Fifth Element
• The cruise, the adventures that appear afterwards, and their items reference the Pixar film WALL·E