Weapons (by requirement)

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Melee weapons (Muscle)

Name	Power	Requirements	Weapon Type	Notes
Bigger Bugfinder Blade	200	85 muscle	2-handed sword	All Attributes +11 Awarded to people who find a lot of bugs, or major ones
Bugfinder Blade	180	75 muscle	2-handed sword	All Attributes +7 Awarded to people who find a few bugs
plexiglass pike pike	180	75 muscle	2-handed spear	+25 Melee Damage +10 PvP fight(s) per day +30% Muscle Reward for completing a Hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Seal Clubber
star staff	165	67 muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +8
star sword	165	67 muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +8
giant discarded plastic fork	155	62 muscle	3-handed staff	2x chance of Critical Hit Combat Initiative -10%
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	150	60 muscle	2-handed polearm?	Bought at The Armory and Leggery for 1,125 meat
drywall axe	150	60 muscle	2-handed axe	All Attributes +3%
giant needle	150	60 muscle	2-handed spear	+5 to Monster Level
Radio Free Foil	150	60 muscle	2-handed sword	Part of the Radio Free Regalia outfit Intrinsic effect: Shiny Happy Weapon (Muscle +20) Radio KoL contest prize
ridiculously huge sword	140	55 muscle	3-handed sword	Melee Damage +10
star stiletto	135	52 muscle	1-handed dagger	Muscle +5
titanium assault umbrella	130	50 muscle	1-handed umbrella	Slight Spooky Resistance Slight Sleaze Resistance
chrome staff	120	45 muscle	2-handed staff	+3 adventures per day
chrome sword	120	45 muscle	2-handed sword	+3 adventures per day
denim axe	120	45 muscle	2-handed axe	Muscle +5 Melee Damage +5
two-handed depthsword	120	45 muscle	2-handed sword	Bought at The Armory and Leggery for 900 meat
asbestos staff	110	40 muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +9
asbestos sword	110	40 muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +9
batblade	110	40 muscle	1-handed knife	Melee Damage +15
iron pasta spoon	110	40 muscle	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +10 Mafia item; dropped at The Icy Peak in The Recent Past
bamboo bokuto	100	35 muscle	1-handed sword	Bought at The Armory and Leggery for 750 meat
bow staff	100	35 muscle	2-handed staff	Part of the Bow Tux outfit Mysticality +5 Melee Damage +3
Crimbo sword	100	35 muscle	2-handed sword	Part of the Crimbo Duds outfit Melee Damage +5
duck-on-a-string	100	35 muscle	1-handed flail	Melee Damage +5 +5% Item Drops From Monsters
linoleum staff	100	35 muscle	2-handed staff	Maximum MP +20
linoleum sword	100	35 muscle	2-handed sword	Maximum HP +20
Mafia violin case	100	35 muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +20 Melee Damage +30 Prize from the Penguin Mafia Mystery Raffle
spiked femur	100	35 muscle	1-handed club	+6 Spooky Damage
time sword	100	35 muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Time Trappings outfit +3 adventures per day
icy-hot katana	90	30 muscle	2-handed sword	Part of the Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit outfit +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage
kneecapping stick	90	30 muscle	1-handed club	3x chance of Critical Hit Mafia item; dropped at The Icy Peak in The Recent Past
stainless steel shillelagh	90	30 muscle	1-handed club	Melee Damage +20 4x chance of Critical Hit Muscle +15% Reward for completing a hardcore ascension as a Seal Clubber
vorpal blade	90	30 muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Yendorian Finery outfit 2x chance of Critical Hit
7-Foot Dwarven mattock	80	25 muscle	2-handed axe	Part of the Mining Gear outfit Successful Hit Weakens Opponent
crowbarrr	80	25 muscle	2-handed staff	Combat Initiative +10%
frozen nunchaku	80	25 muscle	2-handed club	Melee Damage +2 +2 Cold Damage
grass blade	80	25 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Grass Guise outfit Melee Damage +5
grave robbing shovel	80	25 muscle	2-handed polearm	+5 Spooky Damage Combat Initiative -10%
Kentucky-fried meat staff	80	25 muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +5
Kentucky-fried meat sword	80	25 muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +5
rib of the Bonerdagon	80	25 muscle	2-handed staff	Muscle +5 Mysticality +5 Spell Damage +15
spooky bicycle chain	80	25 muscle	1-handed whip	+5 Spooky Damage 2x chance of Critical Hit
crazy bastard sword	75	22 muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +5 Melee Damage +15 3x chance of Critical Hit Ultra rare drop
25-meat staff	70	20 muscle	2-handed staff	Bought at The Armory and Leggery for 525 meat
homoerotic frat-paddle	70	20 muscle	1-handed club	Part of the Frat Boy Ensemble outfit +4 Sleaze Damage
diamond-studded cane	60	15 muscle	1-handed club	Moxie +5 (Disco Bandits only)
eXtreme meat staff	60	15 muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7
eXtreme meat sword	60	15 muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +7
flaming crutch	60	15 muscle	1-handed club	+3 Hot Damage
Gnollish autoplunger	60	15 muscle	3-handed spear	Mysticality +3
Knob Goblin elite polearm	60	15 muscle	2-handed polearm	Part of the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform outfit Melee Damage +3
sabre teeth	60	15 muscle	1-handed knife	Melee Damage +4
wooden axe	60	15 muscle	2-handed axe	Muscle +3
5-Alarm Saucepan	50	10 muscle	1-handed saucepan	Mysticality +7 (Saucerors only)
balloon sword	50	10 muscle	1-handed sword	Never Fumble Melee Damage -2
Bjorn's Hammer	50	10 muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +7 (Seal Clubbers only)
dripping meat staff	50	10 muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3
dripping meat sword	50	10 muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +3
Pasta of Peril	50	10 muscle	1-handed utensil	Mysticality +7 (Pastamancers only)
pixel sword	50	10 muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the 8-Bit Finery outfit Combat Initiative +15%
Turtleslinger	50	10 muscle	2-handed slingshot	Muscle +7 (Turtle Tamers only)
basic meat spork	45	7 muscle	1-handed utensil	Muscle +3 Melee Damage +3
Gnollish nunchaku	45	7 muscle	2-handed club	Melee Damage +3 No longer drops; considered rare
basic meat staff	40	5 muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +1 Meatsmithing ingredient
basic meat sword	40	5 muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +1 Meatsmithing ingredient
rubber axe	40	5 muscle	2-handed axe	+2 Sleaze Damage
suede shortsword	40	5 muscle	1-handed sword	Bought at The Armory and Leggery for 300 meat
white sword	40	5 muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +2
Dr. Hobo's scalpel	35	2 muscle	1-handed knife	Melee Damage +3 +1 Stench Damage
Gnollish flyswatter	35	2 muscle	1-handed club	-
Gnollish plunger	35	2 muscle	1-handed spear	-
spooky staff	35	2 muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 +2 Spooky Damage

Ranged weapons (Moxie)

Name	Power	Requirements	Weapon Type	Notes
star crossbow	165	67 moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +8
star boomerang	135	52 moxie	1-handed boomerang	Moxie +5
chrome crossbow	120	45 moxie	2-handed crossbow	+3 adventures per day
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	120	45 moxie	2-handed guitar	Melee Damage +11
asbestos crossbow	110	40 moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +9
sack of doorknobs	110	40 moxie	2-handed sack	Bought at The Armory and Leggery for 825 meat
acoustic guitarrr	100	35 moxie	2-handed guitar	+2% Meat from Monsters
can of fake snow	100	35 moxie	1-handed can	Part of the Arboreal Raiment outfit +5 Cold Damage
linoleum crossbow	100	35 moxie	2-handed crossbow	Maximum HP/MP +10
lead yo-yo	80	25 moxie	1-handed yo-yo	Bought at The Armory and Leggery for 600 meat
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	80	25 moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +5
eXtreme meat crossbow	60	15 moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7
can of maces	50	10 moxie	1-handed club (ranged)	Melee Damage +2 Slight Sleaze Resistance
Disco Banjo	50	10 moxie	2-handed banjo	Moxie +7 (Disco Bandits only)
dripping meat crossbow	50	10 moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3
Rock and Roll Legend	50	10 moxie	2-handed accordion	Moxie +7 (Accordion Thieves only)
basic meat crossbow	40	5 moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +1 Meatsmithing ingredient

Weapons without requirements

Name	Power	Requirements	Weapon Type	Notes
ice sickle	100	-	1-handed scythe	+15 to Monster Level +5 Cold Damage
cheap plastic bottle opener	30	-	1-handed utensil	+2 Sleaze Damage Drops on St. Sneaky Pete's Day
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	30	-	1-handed knife	Drains MP on Successful Hit
halfberd	30	-	1-handed polearm	Melee Damage +2
huge mirror shard	30	-	1-handed knife	Melee Damage +5
little paper umbrella	30	-	1-handed umbrella	+1 Spell Damage Cocktailcrafting ingredient
portable corkscrew	30	-	1-handed tool	Melee Damage +3 Drops on St. Sneaky Pete's Day
skeleton bone	30	-	1-handed club	+2 Spooky Damage
spooky stick	30	-	2-handed staff	+2 Spooky Damage
spork	30	-	1-handed utensil	Muscle +2 Meatsmithing ingredient
Wand of Nagamar	30	-	1-handed wand	-
stone banjo	25	-	2-handed banjo	Moxie +1
wooden stakes	25	-	2-handed spear	Melee Damage +1
gnauga hide whip	20	-	1-handed whip	+3% Item Drops from Monsters
hippo whip	20	-	1-handed whip	+10 to Monster Level
penguin whip	20	-	1-handed whip	+3% Meat from Monsters
yak whip	20	-	1-handed whip	Successful hit weakens opponent
Knob Goblin tongs	20	-	1-handed utensil	Mysticality +1
slingshot	20	-	2-handed slingshot	Bought at The Armory and Leggery for 150 meat
sweet ninja sword	20	-	1-handed sword	Bought at The Armory and Leggery for 50 meat
tiny ninja sword	20	-	1-handed sword	Moxie +1
asparagus knife	15	-	1-handed knife	+1 Stench Damage
Knob Goblin scimitar	15	-	1-handed sword	Muscle +1
big stick	10	-	2-handed staff	Meatsmithing ingredient
clown hammer	10	-	1-handed club	Squeaky!
cool whip	10	-	1-handed whip	Bought at The Armory and Leggery for 30 meat
pasta spoon	10	-	1-handed utensil	-
saucepan	10	-	1-handed saucepan	-
seal-clubbing club	10	-	1-handed club	-
stolen accordion	10	-	2-handed accordion	-
tiny plastic sword	10	-	1-handed sword	Moxie +1 Cocktailcrafting ingredient