HP Restorers

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Here's a comprehensive list of everything in the game that restores HP. HP can be restored in four basic ways:

• Consuming items
• Using skills in or out of combat
• Resting at your campground or by resting at your clan
• Employing certain familiars

The list below covers the first two items.

The HP Restored by Adventures section lists monsters or adventures that restore HP.

The HP Restored by Campground table shows HP gained by resting at your Campground along with the benefit of various Campground items. Resting usually costs one adventure (certain skills give you free rests). Each night at rollover you gain, at no cost, HP as if you had rested.

The HP Restored by Clan section discusses the Comfy Sofa and A Relaxing Hot Tub.

HP can also be passively regeneration through additional skills, equipment, and effects. See HP Regeneration for a list of these items.

HP Restored by Items/Skills/Equipment

Source	Source Type	HP Gain	When Usable	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
Curative Nostrum	Store service	Variable	Non-combat	Instant	6 OR 10 Meat per HP	None	Bought from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
Devour Minions	An Open Grave	Variable	Always	Instant	4 Zombie Minions	None	Heals 50% of max HP or a minimum of 20 HP, whichever is higher
Feast on Carrion	Combat Skill	Variable	Combat	Instant	20 MP, Item Loss	None	Requires use of yummy death watch beetle while in Form of...Bird! Does about 50% Mysticality in Spooky Damage and heals about 25% Mysticality in HP
love song of vague ambiguity	Combat Item	Variable	Combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	Restoration depends on damage done/remaining enemy HP, max 100
Spring Raindrop Attack	Combat Skill	Variable	Combat	Instant	0	None	Restores HP/MP based on Weapon Damage Only usable once in combat
Vampieroghi	P mechanic	Varies	Combat	Each Combat Round	1 guardian charge	None	Does damage and heals based on ghost level Also restores MP starting at ghost level 5 Can do "criticals" starting at level 10
Vermincelli	P mechanic	Varies	Combat	End of Combat	1 guardian charge	None	Attacks and does Passive Damage based on ghost level Starting at level 5, removes negative status effects Starting at level 10, restores HP and MP at the end of combat
Cannelloni Cocoon	P Non-combat Skill	All HP	Non-combat	Instant	20 MP	None
Dreadsylvanian seed pod	Combat Item	All HP	Combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	can be collected once per instance in Dreadsylvania
pixel orb	Item	All HP	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	Reward item obtained via antique 8-Bit Power magazine Also restores all MP, and gives +X of each substat (where X is the number of adventures you have remaining)
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	Item	All HP	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None
scented massage oil	Item	All HP	Always	Instant	Item Loss	None	A semi-rare drop from the Harem Stuns opponent for one round in combat
scroll of drastic healing	Item	All HP	Non-combat	Instant	~50% Chance of Item Loss	None
soggy used band-aid	Item	All HP	Combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	Can be found while diving for treasure in An Olympic-Sized Swimming Pool Stuns opponent for 3(?) rounds in combat
warm El Vibrato drone	Item	All HP	Non-combat	Instant	Item loss	200 Mys	Also gives 10 turns of Well-preserved
Camp Scout pup tent	Item	1000	Non-combat	Instant	Item loss	None	Dropped by the Camp Scout backpack
Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision	Service	1000	Non-combat	Instant		Level 12	Must have completed the Recover the Sisters' Meat side-quest Also restores 1000 MP if completed as a Frat Can heal three times per day
Ask Richard for a Bandage	Combat Skill	500-600	Combat	Instant	0 MP, Item Loss	None	Hobopolis only Only available if Richard has bandages in stock; uses a bandage
New Age healing crystal	Combat Item	500	Combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	Gives a New Age hurting crystal on use (combat item, 500 damage)
Mer-kin healscroll	Item	300	Combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	Heals 300 above water, heals more for underwater adventuring
extra-strength red potion	Item	190-210	Always	Instant	Item Loss	None	Also gives 40 turns of Healthy Red Glow
communications windchimes	Item	150-200?	Combat	Instant	Item Loss	Level 12	Works only on The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues) Heals, restores MP, or does damage when cooldown is respected
PADL Phone	Item	150-200?	Combat	Instant	Item Loss	Level 12	Works only on The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues) Heals, restores MP, or does damage when cooldown is respected
really thick bandage	Item	100-120	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None
red pixel potion	Item	100-120	Always	Instant	Item Loss	None
gauze garter	Item	80-120	Always	Instant	Item Loss	None
filthy poultice	Item	80-120	Always	Instant	Item Loss	None
bottle of Vangoghbitussin	Item	100	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	+100 MP Also receive 5 turns of The 'Tussin
red potion	Item	100-?	Always	Instant	Item Loss	None	In combat, heals 100(?) HP. Out of combat, heals ?? HP Also gives 20 turns of Healthy Red Glow
plump juicy grub	Item	90-100	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	Must be in Form of...Bird!
ancient turtle shell powder	Item	80-100	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None
cotton candy bale	Item	41-82	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	Can restore an equal range of MP
ancient Magi-Wipes	Item	50-60	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	MP +50-60
cotton candy pillow	Item	34-68	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	Can restore an equal range of MP
green pixel potion	Item	40-60	Always	Instant	Item Loss	None	MP +30-40
cartoon heart	Item	40-60?	Always	Instant	Item Loss	None	In combat, heals 52? HP Out of combat, heals 41-60? HP Also gives 10 turns of Healthy Red Glow
phonics down	Item	46-50	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	MP +46-50 Grants one of Tingly Wrists, Tingly Biceps, Tingly Elbows
heart of dark chocolate	Item	40-50	Non-combat	Instant		None	Can be used once per day
Disco Power Nap	DB Non-combat Skill	40	Non-combat	Instant	12 MP	None	Removes several negative status effects
palm-frond fan (inventory)	Item	35-45	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	MP +35-45
cotton candy cone	Item	26-52	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	Can restore an equal range of MP
red plastic oyster egg	Item	35-40	Combat	Instant	Item Loss	None
honey-dipped locust	Item	30-40	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	MP +30-39
palm-frond fan (combat)	Item	30-40	Combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	MP +30-40
Tongue of the Walrus	SC Non-combat Skill	30-40	Non-combat	Instant	10 MP	None	Removes Beaten Up
red paisley oyster egg	Item	30-35	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None	+11-15 Enchantedness
red polka-dot oyster egg	Item	30-35	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None	+11-15 Chutzpah
red striped oyster egg	Item	30-35	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None	+11-15 Beefiness
Texas tea	Item	30	Always	Instant	Item Loss	None	Restores 30 MP Gives 10 turns of Texas Elegance
cotton candy plug	Item	19-38	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	Can restore an equal range of MP
comfy pillow	Item	20-30	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None
maple syrup	Food	20-30	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss 1 Full	None	+1-2 Adventures MP +20-30 5 turns of Antsy in your Pantsy
cotton candy skoshe	Item	15-30	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	Can restore an equal range of MP
tiny house	Item	20-24	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	MP +20-24 Removes several negative status effects
Disco Nap	DB Non-combat Skill	20	Non-combat	Instant	8 MP	None	Removes several negative status effects
Lasagna Bandages	P Combat/Non-combat Skill	10-20 combat/10-30 non-combat	Always	Instant	6 MP	None
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	Item	18-20	Always	Instant	Item Loss	None
cast	Item	15-20	Always	Instant	Item Loss	None
Give In To Your Vampiric Urges	Combat Skill	15-20	Combat	Instant		None	Available with Talisman of Bakula equipped: Does 31-40 damage HP Restore: approx half damage done MP Restore: approx half damage done May not equip more than one Only usable once per combat
Swirl Cloak	Combat Skill	11-14	Combat	Instant		None	Available with Lord Flameface's Cloak equipped: Does 28-32 Hot Damage
cotton candy smidgen	Item	11-23	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	Can restore an equal range of MP
Dungeons of Doom potion	Item	14-16	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	MP +14-16 Restoring potion varies
dueling turtle	Item	10-20	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	MP +10-20
sugar shard	Item	10-20	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	MP +5-10
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	Item	13-15	Always	Instant	Item Loss	None
Saucy Salve	S Combat Skill	10-15	Combat	Instant	4 MP	None
cotton candy pinch	Item	7-15	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	Can restore an equal range of MP
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	Item	8-10	Always	Instant	Item Loss	None
personal massager	Item	8-10	Always	Instant	Item Loss	None	Removes Beaten Up Used automatically if in inventory and beaten up by a monster
forest tears	Item	5-10	Always	Instant	Item Loss	None	Removes Beaten Up
white earbuds	Accessory	5-10	Combat	Always		35 Mys	Restores 5-10 MP
Staff of Blood and Pudding	Weapon (1H)	5-10	Combat	Always		15 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Can be jiggled once in combat to steal and restore HP Spell Damage +25% Maximum HP +15 Regenerate 2-3 MP per Adventure
paperclip cape	Back	5-7	Combat	Always		75 Mys	Restores 5-7 MP
pixellated candy heart	Item	4-5	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	Item	3-5	Always	Instant	Item Loss	None
Strangle	Combat Skill	2-5	Combat	On-going	1-15 MP	None	Requires Mutant Couture to be equipped Does 10-20 damage each turn after the first, and 25% of damage restored as HP

Occasional HP Restorers

Source	Source Type	HP Gain	When Usable	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
clockwork sword	Weapon (2H)	3-24	Combat	Always		25 Mus	Restores on critical hit Weapon Damage +10 3x Critical Hit Chance
Clockwork Apparatus	Outfit	11-14	Combat	Always		25 Mus 25 Mox	Outfit converts Fumbles to beneficial outcomes, one of which is restored HP/MP.
fancy but probably evil chocolate	Item	All HP	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	One of seven possible outcomes. Gotten from the Spooky Advent Calendar
fancy chocolate	Item	All HP	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	One of seven possible outcomes. Gotten from the Advent Calendar (2005)
origami "gentlemen's" magazine	Familiar Equipment	7-15	Combat	Always		None	50% chance of acting at end of combat Can also restore 7-15 MP
spectre scepter	Item	4-5	Combat	Always		None	Does not always heal; other effects include delevel, physical, or hot damage
ring of half-assed regeneration	Accessory	1-5	Each Turn	Always		None	Does not restore every turn May not equip more than one
Yummy Tummy bean	Item	2-3	Non-combat	Instant	Item Loss	None	Effect varies
Jalapeño Saucesphere	S Buff Skill	Varies	Combat	5-15 turns	5 MP	None	Restores the casting cost (within 1 MP) of Sauceror combat spells Monsters take 1-5 damage when they hit you
vampire collar	Accessory	10% of damage	Combat	Instant		None	Restores when dealing a critical hit May not equip more than one

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HP Restored by Adventures

Source	Source Type	HP Gain	Location	Notes
A Fairly Large Fairy	Non-Combat	50-100%	Mt. Molehill
La Vie Boheme	Non-Combat	80-100	The Rogue Windmill
Go Slow Past the Drawers	Non-Combat	40-50	The Defiled Cranny	MP +40-50 +20-30 Beefiness +20-30 Enchantedness +20-30 Chutzpah
It's a Fixer-Upper	Non-Combat	40-49	The Mouldering Mansion	MP +40-49
Quiet Healer	Combat	15-20	The Penultimate Fantasy Airship	Attack occurs randomly

HP Restored by Campground

Free Resting

These are cumulative, so a player with all three skills and an Unconscious Collective gets 7 free rests.

• Players with Executive Narcolepsy get 1 free rest.
• Players with Disco Nap get 1 free rest.
• Players with Disco Power Nap get 2 free rests.
• Players with an Unconscious Collective in their terrarium get 3 free rests.
• Players with Food Coma gets 10 free rests, but this skill is only usable in Avatar of Jarlsberg, and is not available in combination with other Free Rest modifiers.

Source	HP Gain	Notes
Base Resting HP from Housing
Resting -- Residence-Cube	98-100	+100 MP
Resting -- Hobo Fortress	84-85	+85 MP
Resting -- Gingerbread House	68-70	+70 MP
Resting -- House of Twigs and Spit	58-60	+60 MP
Resting -- Ginormous Pumpkin	48-50	+50 MP
Resting -- Elevent	48-50	+50 MP
Resting -- Giant Faraday Cage	48-50	+50 MP
Resting -- Sandcastle	48-50	+50 MP
Resting -- Snow Fort	48-50	+50 MP
Resting -- House	38-40	+40 MP
Resting -- Pyramid	33-35	+35 MP
Resting -- Cottage	28-30	+30 MP
Resting -- Barskin Tent	18-20	+20 MP
Resting -- Newbiesport™ Tent	8-10	+10 MP
Resting -- The Ground	3-5	+5 MP
Bonus Resting HP
gauze hammock	60
comfy blanket	45-50	Doubled if Grimace is full.
Pagoda	Base x 2	Doubles Base HP & MP gained from resting
Moons	(Base + Blanket) x 2	Bonus if Grimace is full.
Rollover
Rollover	Base + Bonus	Same HP as if you had rested, but at no cost (except The Ground, which gives no HP at rollover)
(Clockwork) Bartender bonus	+15	A bartender at your campsite grants an additional 15 HP/MP at rollover

HP Restored by Chateau Mantegna

Using a Chateau Mantegna room key gives you permanent access to Chateau Mantegna as an alternative to your campground. Resting here restores 200-300 HP along with 100-150 MP, stats of your choosing, and certain item drops. In addition, having a ceiling fan installed allows for 5 additional free rests in addition to any other free rests earned.

HP Restored by Clan

If you belong to a clan with A Comfy Sofa you may spend adventures to rest there, instead of at your campsite. For each adventure spent you gain HP (and also MP) equal to your (current level multiplied by 5) ± 1 (possibly 2). If you belong to a clan and have a Clan VIP Lounge key, you may also access the A Relaxing Hot Tub, which restores all HP and removes negative status effects.

Notes

• See Cost Analysis of Restoring HP and MP for a discussion of which HP Restorers are most cost-effective.

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