Mer-kin Elementary School

Mer-kin Elementary School
Mer-kin Elementary School
Zone Num	207
Location	The Mer-Kin Deepcity
Unlocks	After taming a seahorse, with any Mer-kin disguise being worn.
Recom Stat	600
Combat %	?
ML	600 - 750
Terrain	underwater
Pressure	-150%
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The Mer-Kin Elementary School is located in The Mer-Kin Deepcity. You must wear the Crappy Mer-kin Disguise, the Mer-kin Scholar's Vestments or the Mer-kin Gladiatorial Gear to adventure here.

Combat Adventures

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Mer-kin monitor -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Mer-kin cheatsheet, Mer-kin eyeglasses, Mer-kin hallpass Meat Drop: 64-96 Monster Level: 650 • Substat Gain: 162.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 660 Monster Defense: 650 Hit Points: 750 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?

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Mer-kin punisher -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Mer-kin mouthsoap, Mer-kin finpaddle, Mer-kin hallpass Meat Drop: 40-60 Monster Level: 700 • Substat Gain: 175 • Moxie for No Hit*: 710 Monster Defense: 600 Hit Points: 800 Initiative: 75 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?

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Mer-kin teacher -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Mer-kin lipstick, Mer-kin bunwig, Mer-kin hallpass, Folder (catfish) Meat Drop: 40-60 Monster Level: 600 • Substat Gain: 150 • Moxie for No Hit*: 610 Monster Defense: 700 Hit Points: 700 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?

Non-combat Adventures

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Bored of Education
	Offer to Play Marbles: Lose some HP Offer to Play Dry Willy: Unlock the bathrooms. (No Rest for the Room and hallpass choice). Offer to Play Jacks: Lose some HP

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Woolly Scaly Bully
	Reason with the Bullies: Lose some HP Bully the Bullies: Lose some HP Bully the Nerd: Unlock the janitor's closet. (The Case of the Closet and hallpass choice).

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A Mer-kin Graffiti
	Threaten To Turn Them In: Unlock the teacher's lounge. (Raising Cane and hallpass choice). Offer to Keep Watch: Lose some HP Add Your Own Graffiti: Lose some HP

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Raising Cane
	Rage against the Mer-kin Punisher: Fight a Mer-kin punisher. Lounge against the Mer-kin Teachers: 1-3 Mer-kin wordquiz, Mer-kin facecowl or Mer-kin waistrope. Note: Only occurs after being unlocked in A Mer-kin Graffiti

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No Rest for the Room
	Stand and deliver: Fight a Mer-kin teacher. Lean on the Door to the Bathroom: Mer-kin cancerstick Note: Only occurs after being unlocked in Bored of Education

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The Case of the Closet
	Stand (float?) and fight: Fight a Mer-kin monitor. Duck into the janitor's closet: Mer-kin sawdust. Note: Only occurs after being unlocked in Woolly Scaly Bully

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Halls Passing in the Night
	Investigate the wailing from the basement: Fight a Mer-kin specter Go to the janitor's closet: Mer-kin sawdust Head to the bathroom: Mer-kin cancerstick Check out the teacher's lounge Note: Occurs with a Mer-kin hallpass in your inventory and consumes the pass. Note: Closet, Bathroom and Lounge choices only appear if you have discovered their locations

Mer-kin specter -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 750 • Substat Gain: 187.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 760 Monster Defense: 600 Hit Points: 600 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench Damage Resistance: 100%

Notes

• This is an underwater zone. It features all the restrictions and special mechanics of underwater adventuring. Amongst other things, this means this zone has a -150% penalty to meat drops and item drops.