Two-handed weapons

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Two-handed weapons require two hands, which means Off-hand Items and Double-Fisted Skull Smashing cannot be used at the same time. Despite the name, three-handed weapons are treated exactly like two-handed weapons.

Name	Power	Req	Weapon Type	Notes
Bigger Bugfinder Blade	200	85 Mus	2-handed sword	All Attributes +11 Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
Chester's bag of candy	200	200 Mox	2-handed ranged weapon	+30 Sleaze Damage Moxie +10% Bonus for DBs only Part of the Tawdry Tramp Togs
El Vibrato energy spear	200	200 Mus	2-handed spear	Part of the El Vibrato Relics Can be charged with various effects
fetus-smashing club	200	85 Mus	2-handed club	A custom item given to Bashy
fish bazooka	200	85 Mox	2-handed bazooka	Moxie +5% +10% Meat from Monsters
fish stick	200	85 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +5% Bonus Spell Damage +15%
flamin' bindle	200	200 Mus	2-handed polearm	+10% Items from Monsters +25 Hot Damage Does extra Hot Damage on critical hits
freezin' bindle	200	200 Mus	2-handed polearm	+10% Items from Monsters +25 Cold Damage Does extra Cold Damage on critical hits
frosty's nailbat	200	200 Mus	2-handed club	Muscle +30% +3% Critical Hit Chance +30 Cold Damage Bonus for SCs only Part of the Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	200	200 Mus	2-handed polearm	+40 Hot Damage +2% Critical Hit Chance
sleazy bindle	200	200 Mus	2-handed polearm	+10% Items from Monsters +25 Sleaze Damage Does extra Sleaze Damage on critical hits
stinkin' bindle	200	200 Mus	2-handed polearm	+10% Items from Monsters +25 Stench Damage Does extra Stench Damage on critical hits
spooky bindle	200	200 Mus	2-handed polearm	+10% Items from Monsters +25 Spooky Damage Does extra Spooky Damage on critical hits
Zim Merman's guitar	200	85 Mox	2-handed guitar	Ranged Damage +20
Zombo's shoulder blade	200	200 Mus	2-handed sword	Muscle +30% Melee Damage +30%
beer-a-pult	190	80 Mox	3-handed catapult	+10 Stench Damage +10 Sleaze Damage
cast-iron legacy paddle	190	80 Mus	2-handed club	Muscle +15 Melee Damage +10
fire poi	190	80 Mox	2-handed flail	+15 Hot Damage Moxie +3
giant driftwood sculpture	190	80 Mus	2-handed flail	Moxie +8 Melee Damage +15
massive sitar	190	80 Mox	2-handed sitar	Mysticality +12 Spell Damage +20
Bugfinder Blade	180	75 Mus	2-handed sword	All Attributes +7 Awarded to people who find a few bugs
didgeridooka	180	75 Mox	2-handed heavy blowgun	Moxie +9
plexiglass pike pike	180	75 Mus	2-handed spear	Melee Damage +25 +10 Extra PvP Fights Muscle +30% SC's HCO reward
perforated battle paddle	175	72 Mus	2-handed club	Melee Damage +10
Drowsy Sword	171	66 Mus	2-handed sword	Successful hit weakens opponent Monster Level -10
denim axe	170	70 Mus	2-handed axe	Muscle +10 Melee Damage +10
star crossbow	165	67 Mox	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +8
star staff	165	67 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +8
star sword	165	67 Mus	2-handed sword	Muscle +8
arse-shooting crossbow	160	65 Mox	2-handed crossbow	A custom item given to Kucolan All Attributes +15 Allows Arse Shoot
giant discarded plastic fork	155	62 Mus	3-handed staff	Part of the Glad Bag Glad Rags 2x Critical Hit Chance Combat Initiative -10%
automatic catapult	150	60 Mox	2-handed autopult
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	150	60 Mus	2-handed polearm?
bugbear-smiting sword	150	60 Mus	2-handed sword	A custom item given to Spazworrier Melee Damage +10 Muscle +10
C.B.F.G.	150	60 Mox	2-handed rifle	Part of the Crimborg Assault Armor +10 Hot Damage +10 Stench Damage
drywall axe	150	60 Mus	2-handed axe	All Attributes +2 All Attributes +3%
giant needle	150	60 Mus	2-handed spear	Monster Level +5
Radio Free Foil	150	60 Mus	2-handed sword	Part of the Radio Free Regalia Intrinsic Effect: Shiny Happy Weapon: Muscle +20
ridiculously huge sword	140	55 Mus	3-handed sword	Melee Damage +12 Muscle +4
carob cannon	135	45 Mox	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures +5 Stench Damage
hairy staff	135	45 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 Spell Damage +7 Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure
ram-battering staff	135	52 Mus	2-handed staff	+10 Damage to Hot Spells Moxie +5
Spirit Precipice	135	45 Mus	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 Mysticality +5 5x Critical Hit Chance
hot cross bow	130	45 Mox	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 Muscle +5 +5 Hot Damage
lucky ball-and-chain	130	50 Mox	2-handed flail
sword behind inappropriate prepositions	130	45 Mus	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 +5 Extra Rollover Adventures
ga-ga radio	125	47 Mox	2-handed radio	+1 Stat Gains from Fights Melee Damage +5 Maximum MP +20
Grimacite glaive	125	47 Mus	2-handed polearm	A prize from The Raffle House Melee Damage +15 Muscle +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
meatspout staff	125	45 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures +15% Meat from Monsters
projectile icemaker	125	45 Mox	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 Spell Damage +7 +5 Cold Damage
shuddersword	125	45 Mus	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 Spell Damage +7 +5 Spooky Damage
smoldering staff	125	45 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 Moxie +5 +11 Damage to Stench Spells
asbestos sword	120	45 Mus	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 Mysticality +5
buffalo blade	120	45 Mus	2-handed sword	Muscle +5 +3 Hot Damage +2 Sleaze Damage
chrome crossbow	120	45 Mox	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
giant cheesestick	120	45 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +5 +11 Damage to Sleaze Spells
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	120	45 Mox	2-handed axe	Melee Damage +11
linoleum staff	120	45 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 Spell Damage +7
two-handed depthsword	120	45 Mus	2-handed sword
ram stick	115	42 Mus	2-handed staff	Moxie +5
asbestos crossbow	110	40 Mox	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 Muscle +5
chrome staff	110	40 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
linoleum sword	110	40 Mus	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 Spell Damage +7
sack of doorknobs	110	40 Mox	2-handed sack
acoustic guitarrr	100	35 Mox	2-handed guitar	+2% Meat from Monsters
asbestos staff	100	35 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 Moxie +5
big stirring stick	100	35 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +5 Spell Damage +5
bounty-hunting rifle	100	25 Mox	2-handed rifle	Part of the Bounty-Hunting Rig +15% Items from Monsters
bow staff	100	35 Mus	2-handed staff	Part of the Bow Tux Mysticality +5 Melee Damage +3
chrome sword	100	35 Mus	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
Crimbo sword	100	35 Mus	2-handed sword	Part of the Crimbo Duds Melee Damage +5
goulauncher	100	35 Mox	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +4 +5 Spooky Damage
linoleum crossbow	100	35 Mox	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 Spell Damage +7
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	100	35 Mus	3-handed ...weapon	3x Critical Hit Chance 3x Fumble Chance
soylent staff	100	35 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +4 Spell Damage +10
icy-hot katana	90	30 Mus	2-handed sword	Part of the Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage
ninja mop	90	30 Mus	2-handed polearm	Melee Damage +5
Shagadelic Disco Banjo	90	15 Mox	2-handed banjo	Moxie +11 +10% Meat from Monsters +7 damage to DB combat skills DB's Legendary Epic Weapon Bonus for DBs only
Squeezebox of the Ages	90	15 Mox	2-handed accordion	Moxie +11 Ranged Damage +15 AT's Legendary Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 15-turn AT buffs Bonus for ATs only
7-Foot Dwarven mattock	80	25 Mus	2-handed axe	Part of the Mining Gear Successful hit weakens opponent
bubble bauble bow	80	25 Mox	2-handed bow	Moxie +3 Mysticality +2 +5% Items from Monsters
clockwork staff	80	25 Mys	2-handed staff	Spell Damage +10 3x Critical Hit Chance Restore 3-24 MP on Critical hit
clockwork sword	80	25 Mus	2-handed sword	Melee Damage +10 3x Critical Hit Chance Restore 3-24 HP on Critical hit
Crimbo ukelele	80	20 Mox	2-handed guitar	+10% Items from Monsters
crowbarrr	80	25 Mus	2-handed staff	Combat Initiative +15%
flypaper staff	80	25 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 Melee Damage +3 +3 Spooky Damage
frozen nunchaku	80	25 Mus	2-handed flail	Melee Damage +3 +3 Cold Damage
rib of the Bonerdagon	80	25 Mus	2-handed staff	Muscle +5 Mysticality +5 Spell Damage +15
rusty grave robbing shovel	80	25 Mus	2-handed polearm	+5 Spooky Damage Combat Initiative -10%
savory crossbow	80	25 Mox	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +4
savory staff	80	25 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +4
wholeberd	80	25 Mus	2-handed polearm	Melee Damage +6
can cannon	75	22 Mox	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Monster Level +3 Melee Damage +3
squeaky staff	75	22 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 Monster Level +6
wiffle-flail	75	22 Mus	2-handed flail	Mysticality +3 Muscle +2 Combat Initiative +20%
25-meat staff	70	20 Mus	2-handed staff
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	70	20 Mox	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +5
Kentucky-fried meat staff	70	20 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +5
Kentucky-fried meat sword	70	20 Mus	2-handed sword	Muscle +5
Totally Gay Claymore	69	19 Mus	2-handed sword	A custom item given to PhilANThropiSt
repeating crossbow	65	17 Mox	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +2 3x Critical Hit Chance
bubblewrap crossbow	60	15 Mox	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Mysticality +2
bubblewrap staff	60	15 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 Muscle +2
cardboard crossbow	60	15 Mox	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Melee Damage +3
cardboard staff	60	15 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 Melee Damage +3
dense meat crossbow	60	15 Mox	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3
dense meat staff	60	15 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3
dense meat sword	60	15 Mus	2-handed sword	Muscle +3
eXtreme meat crossbow	60	15 Mox	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7
eXtreme meat staff	60	15 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7
eXtreme meat sword	60	15 Mus	2-handed sword	Muscle +7
glistening staff	60	15 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +2 +3 Sleaze Damage
Gnollish autoplunger	60	15 Mus	3-handed spear	Mysticality +3
Knob Goblin elite polearm	60	15 Mus	2-handed polearm	Part of the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform Melee Damage +3
slightly peevedbow	60	15 Mox	2-handed bow
styrofoam crossbow	60	15 Mox	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Monster Level +3
styrofoam staff	60	15 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 Monster Level +3
wooden axe	60	15 Mus	2-handed axe	Muscle +3
poutine pole	55	12 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 +3 Sleaze Damage
Disco Banjo	50	10 Mox	2-handed banjo	Moxie +7 +3 damage to DB combat skills DB's Epic Weapon Bonus for DBs only
dripping meat crossbow	50	10 Mox	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +2
dripping meat staff	50	10 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +2
Rock and Roll Legend	50	10 Mox	2-handed accordion	Moxie +7 AT's Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 10-turn AT buffs (all classes) Bonus for ATs only
worm-riding hooks	50	None	2-handed club
calavera concertina	40	5 Mox	2-handed accordion	Moxie +3 Enables the casting of 7-turn AT buffs (all classes)
pool cue	40	None	2-handed staff	Moxie +3
rubber axe	40	5 Mus	2-handed axe	+2 Sleaze Damage
starchy staff	40	5 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3
spooky staff	35	2 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +2 +2 Spooky Damage
grave robbing shovel	30	None	2-handed polearm	+3 Spooky Damage Combat Initiative -10%
spooky stick	30	None	2-handed staff	+2 Spooky Damage
third-hand nunchaku	30	7 Mus	2-handed flail	Melee Damage +3
stone banjo	25	None	2-handed banjo	Moxie +1
wooden stakes	25	None	2-handed spear	Melee Damage +1
basic meat crossbow	20	5 Mox	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +1
basic meat staff	20	5 Mus	2-handed staff	Mysticality +1
basic meat sword	20	5 Mus	2-handed sword	Muscle +1
slingshot	20	None	2-handed slingshot
big stick	10	None	2-handed staff
stolen accordion	10	None	2-handed accordion	Enables the casting of 5-turn AT buffs (all classes)