Chori Zo

File:Chorizo(girl).gif	Name:	Chori Zo
	Age:	Schoolgirl (of course)
	Gender:	Lady-type
	Height:	Long in the Leg
	Weight:	Ideal
	Alignment:	Pure Sunshine
	Hair Color:	Burnt Umber
	Eye Color:	Peridot
	Record:	# / #

From Mexico by way of China by way of Japan, Chori Zo has sent waves of cuteness rolling over KWE, decimating everything in her path. She was born in Mexico City, but moved to China as a foreign exchange student because Mexican public schools didn't have cute, disturbingly sexy school uniforms. After school she continued wearing the uniform and traveled to Japan to have her nose reduced, eyes embiggened, and legs lengthened.

Despite obvious personal issues, Chori Zo is a force to be reckoned with in the wrestling ring. She's not as strong as other female fighters, but makes up for it in speed and bucketloads of cute. Fighters are frequently caught off-guard by her shimmering peridot eyes, only to find themselves flat on their back in the first round.

Outside of the ring, Chori Zo keeps to herself, though she is fanatically devoted to whichever wrestler she's dating this week. Though alliances are made and broken quickly in the world of Kingdom Wrestling, she is devoted to the good side. Because, after all, evil just isn't as cute as good.

References

• Chori Zo's appearance seems to be a blend of Chun-Li (from Street Fighter II) and Sailor Moon.
• Chorizo is a Spanish spiced pork sausage also widely found in Mexico.
• Adding her record numbers (5 and 6) together yields 11.
• Her gender is a reference to Strong Bad of Homestar Runner, who sometimes refers to women as "lady-types."
• The word "embiggened" comes from the Simpsons episode "Lisa the Iconoclast". (It's a perfectly cromulent word.)