HP Regeneration

Below is a list of all of things that passively regenerate HP in the game. Passive regeneration occurs after every adventure spent, regardless of whether the adventure was combat, non-combat, or spent crafting. See also MP Regeneration and HP Restorers.

Source	Source Type	HP Gain	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
Broken Heart	Effect	Varies	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from love song of vague ambiguity If X (max 20) is the number of turns remaining: Muscle +X Regenerate X HP per adventure
Closer to Fine	Item	Varies	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from pulled indigo taffy Regenerate X-2X HP per adventure where X is the number of remaining adventures
familiar scrapbook	Off-Hand	Varies	Always			Regenerates Scraps / 10 + (2 to 3) MP (32 to 33 cap) Regenerates Scraps / 10 + (4 to 6) HP (34 to 36 cap) +5 to Familiar Weight +1 to Familiar Experience Per Combat +5% to All Stat Gains
Hodgman's cane	Off-Hand Item	Varies	Always		200 Mys	Converts Hobo Power to HP and MP Regeneration at a ratio of 1 point of power to 0.25 to 0.33 points of restoration
Hodgman's imaginary hamster	Off-Hand Item	Varies	Always		200 Mys	Converts Hobo Power to HP and MP Regeneration at a ratio of 1 point of power to 0.25 to 0.33 points of restoration
Buoyancy of the Beluga	Passive	Varies	Always		SC	Regenerates 1 HP per gallon of Fury
Well-preserved	Item	150-200	10 turns	Item Loss	200 Mys	Obtained by using a warm El Vibrato drone
Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	Hat	80-120	Always	None	250 Mus, TT	Part of the Dreadful Skeleton Suit Muscle +50% Maximum HP +500
Nature's Bounty	Item	80-100	100 turns	1 adv		Obtained from the adventure The Heart of the Matter Maximum HP +300
Great Wolf's headband	Hat	50-100	Always	None	250 Mus, SC	Part of the Dreadful Werewolf Suit Muscle +250 Maximum HP +250
hazmat helmet	Hat	40-60	Always		85 Mox	Damage Absorption +50 So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks Changes Your Avatar
Abyssal Blood	Item	40-50	20 turns		Item Loss	Obtained from boiling seal blood Weapon Damage +100% +50 Hot Damage
card sleeve	Off-Hand Item	30-60	Always			With an Alice's Army Foil Cleric inserted
nurse's hat	Hat	30-60	Always		85 Mox	Maximum HP +300 Regenerate 10-15 MP per adventure
weedy skirt	Pants	25-50	Always		200 Mox	Maximum HP +400 Combat Initiative +25%
spongy shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	20-50	Always		95 Mus	Damage Reduction: +14 Muscle +10% Damage Absorption +50
cool iron greaves	Pants	20-40	Always		200 Mus	Part of the Cool Irons Damage Reduction: 20
electrician's hardhat	Hat	20-40	Always		85 Mus	Muscle +40% Weapon Damage +40
shark jumper	Shirt	20-40	Always		85 Mus	Serious Resistance to All Elements
slime-covered greaves	Pants	20-40	Always		200 Mox	So-So Slime Resistance -10% Combat Initiative
You Liver	Item	20-40	20/100 turns		Item Loss/1 Fullness	Obtained from either a They liver or a They liver popsicle Maximum HP +200
ancient hot dog wrapper	Off-Hand Item	25-30	Always		85 Mys	Regenerate 25-30 MP per adventure
Bloodbath	Weapon (2H)	25-30	Always		200 Mus	So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Regenerate 25-30 MP per adventure
Jeans of Loathing	Pants	20-30	Always		150 Mox	Part of the Clothing of Loathing Maximum HP/MP +500 Superhuman Stench Resistance (+5) Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure
Pigsticker of Violence	Weapon (1H)	20-30	Always		100 Mus	Part of the Violent Vestments +10% Chance of Critical Hit Weapon Damage +60% Lets you stab opponents as they fail to attack you
card sleeve	Off-Hand Item	15-30	Always			With an Alice's Army Foil Nurse inserted
Claw of the Infernal Seal	Accessory	20-25	Always		45 Mus	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher Muscle +11 5 Additional Seal Summons Per Day* You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Fitter, Bitter	Item	20-25	50 Adventures		Item Loss	Muscle +100% Maximum HP +50%
Garter of the Turtle Poacher	Accessory	20-25	Always		45 Mus	Muscle +11 Increases the Effectiveness of Turtle Pheromones Bonus for Turtle Tamers only You may not equip more than one
Uncle Hobo's highest bough	Weapon (1H)	15-30	Always		200 Mus	Muscle +15% Regenerate 15-30 MP per adventure
vinyl boots	Accessory	15-30	Always		85 Mox	Moxie +15% for females (-15% for males) Bonus Weapon Damage +10% May not equip more than one
Big Smile of the Vole	Effect	10-30	20 turns			Obtained from Gaze at the Stars (sometimes)
hardened slime belt	Accessory	10-30	Always		200 Mys	Regenerate 10-30 MP per adventure Serious Resistance to All Elements Mysticality +20%
loofah lumberjack's hat	Hat	15-25	Always			Muscle +10 Allows use of the Loofah Head-Scratch skill in combat
Indefatigable	Passive	16-20	Always		Path	Passive skill available on a Zombie Master path
Wet Rub	Effect	16-20	10 turns		TT	Having a Mini-Sauceror familiar as a Turtle Tamer
Coming Up Roses	Effect	15-20	n/a		None	Currently only obtainable through an ittah bittah hookah or Knob Göblin lòve potion
egg gun	Weapon (1H)	15-20	Always		40 Mox	+25 Stench Damage +5 to Familiar Weight +75% Food Drops from Monsters
shapeless wide-brimmed hat	Hat	15-20	Always		200 Mox	Regenerate 15-20 MP per adventure Mysticality +5%
sinister demon mask	Hat	15-20	Always		35 Mox	+25 Spooky Damage +25% Food Drops From Monsters
card sleeve	Off-Hand Item	10-20	Always			With an Alice's Army Cleric inserted
dreadful sweater	Shirt	10-20	Always		200 Mys	Regenerate 10-20 MP per adventure Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands
Elvish underarmor	Accessory	10-20	Always			Damage Absorption +200 Maximum HP +50 May not equip more than one
Extra Terrestrial	Adventure	10-20	20 turns	12 Adventures	None	Obtained from Path of the Mole Restore 10-20 MP per Adventure
Fightin' Drunk	Item	10-20	20 turns	Item Loss, 2 Drunkenness		Obtained from a bottle of Old Pugilist Muscle +50
fudgecycle	Accessory	10-20	Always		85 Mys	Regenerate 10-20 MP per adventure +7 Extra Rollover Adventures +100% Candy from Monsters
Heal Thy Nanoself	Effect	10-20	Varies	Varies		Obtained from the following: The Cross to the Cross choice when using a Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime (10 Adventures) Comet Drop (1 Adventure) Comet Pop (10 Adventures) Flan in the Moon (50 Adventures) 1/6th Pound Cake (100 Adventures)
heart of the volcano	Accessory	10-20	Always		50 Mys	Regenerate 2-5 MP per Adventure
Helvella Health	Effect	10-20	10/40/80	Item Loss,2 Fullness,4 Drunkeness		Obtained from Helvella Haemophilia mushroom, Medical Pastaco, or blood-red mushroom wine Maximum HP +100
ice nine	Weapon (1H)	10-20	Always		None	+10% Chance of Critical Hit Regenerate 10-20 MP per adventure +30% Meat from Monsters +5 PvP fights per day when equipped Item will disappear at the end of the day
letterman's jacket	Shirt	10-20	Always		200 Mus	Slight Slime Resistance All Attributes +10%
Mer-kin breastplate	Shirt	10-20	Always		85 Mus, Torso Awaregness	Damage Absorption +40
Mer-kin roundshield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	10-20	Always		85 Mus	Damage Reduction: 18 Damage Absorption +40
miniature deck cannon	Weapon (2H)	10-20	Always		85 Mox	Part of the Seafaring Suit Ranged Damage +25 Regenerate 10-20 MP per adventure
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	Accessory	10-20	Always	Folder slot		When the folder contains a tranquil landscape Damage Reduction: 15 Regenerate 10-20 MP per adventure
Petit Forbearance	Effect	10-20	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from a petit fortran Regenerate 8-12 MP per adventure
Stimulated Body	Item	10-20	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from physiostim pill
thunder down underwear	Pants	10-20	Always		Path	Damage Absorption +100 Maximum HP +100 Item disappears at the end of the day
wolf whistle	Weapon (1H)	10-20	Always		85 Mox	Regenerate 10-20 MP per adventure +100 Sleaze Damage Grants skill Blow Wolf Whistle
giant penguin keychain	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	12-16	Always		62 Mus	Damage Reduction: 10 Moxie -5
aquamariner's ring	Accessory	10-15	Always		85 Mys	+10% Meat from Monsters Makes you a better diver
Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel	Outfit	10-15	Always		22 Mys, 22 Mox
Ice Packed	Item	10-15	30 turns	Item Loss		Obtained from a liquid ice pack
slime-covered lantern	Off-Hand Item	10-15	Always		200 Mys	So-So Slime Resistance Maximum HP +50 Maximum MP +50 Regenerate 10-15 MP per adventure
square sponge pants	Pants	10-15	Always		85 Mox	Regenerate 10-15 MP per adventure Moxie +10% Damage Absorption +30
warbear long johns	Pants	10-15	Always		10 Mox	Slight Supercold Resistance So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Regenerate 10-15 MP per adventure
warbear plain ushanka	Hat	10-15	Always		10 Mus	Slight Supercold Resistance So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Regenerate 10-15 MP per adventure
warbear warscarf	Accessory	10-15	Always		10 Mys	Slight Supercold Resistance So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Regenerate 10-15 MP per adventure
ceramic centurion shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	8-16	Always		40 Mus	+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +40 Enables use of the Ceramic Bash skill in combat
love	Weapon (1H)	8-16	Always		35 Mox	+50% Pants Drops from Monsters Regenerate 8-16 MP per adventure +5 to Familiar Weight
vampire pearl necklace	Accessory	6-18	Always		35 Mys	May not equip more than one
Operation Patriot Shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	10-12	Always		None	Bonus for Seal Clubbers & Turtle Tamers only +3 Stat Gains from Fights Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20 Damage Reduction: +1 per level Class-specific enchantments Can be thrown in combat Cannot equip in Hardcore
pilgrim shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	10-12	Always		None	Maximum HP +30 Weapon Damage +15 +3 Stat Gains from Fights Weapon Drops +50% Damage Reduction: +1 per level Cannot equip in Hardcore
plexiglass pith helmet	Hat	10-12	Always		75 Mox	+5 to Familiar Weight Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure Muscle +30% TT's HCO reward
Staff of the Staff of Life	Weapon (1H)	10-12	Always		50 Mys, Path	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +50% Maximum HP +30 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Jiggle: Full HP Recovery
Fit To Be Tide	Summoning Chamber	5-16	30 turns	Item Loss	Level 11	Regenerate 5-16 MP per adventure
Blood-Rich	Item	8-12	20 turns	Item Loss		Obtained from a bag of pygmy blood
gladiator tunica	Shirt	5-15	Always		35 Mus, Torso Awaregness	Part of the Gladiatorial Glad Rags
huge mosquito proboscis	Weapon (1H)	8-12	Always		47 Mus	Maximum HP +20
loofah legwarmers	Accessory	5-15	Always		None	Moxie +10 Regenerate 5-15 MP per adventure Allows use of the Loofah Leglifts skill in combat May not equip more than one
Smile of the Vole	Effect	5-15	20 turns			Obtained from Gaze at the Stars (sometimes)
snailmail hauberk	Shirt	6-14	Always		67 Mus, Torso Awaregness Turtle Tamer class, if in HC	Damage Absorption +60 Regenerate 6-14 MP per adventure
antique nutcracker epaulets	Accessory	6-12	Always		30 Mus	Part of the Antique Nutcracker Outfit Moxie +15%
Big Lungs	Passive	8-10	Always		Path	Passive skill available on an Avatar of Boris path
Bloodstain-Resistant	Effect	8-10	20 turns		None	Obtained from bloodstain stick
Gaze of the Volcano God	Effect (Intrinsic)	8-10	Always		None	Obtained from Juju Mojo Mask after casting a non-spell combat skill Weapon Damage +50% +3 Muscle Stats Per Fight Lost if Wrath of the Volcano God is used in combat or mask unequipped
pewter claymore	Weapon (1H)	6-12	Always		85 Mus	Regenerate 6-12 MP per adventure
scabrous seal epaulets	Accessory	8-10	Always			Maximum HP +20 You may not equip more than one
Staff of the Scummy Sink	Weapon (1H)	8-10	Always		125 Mys	Spell Damage +150% Sleaze spell damage +20 Slime Hates It
turtlemail hauberk	Shirt	6-12	Always		25 Mus	Damage Absorption +30
fiberglass fetish	Off-Hand Item	6-10	Always		40 Mus	Superhuman Stench Resistance (+5) A Seal Spirit will accompany you in combat
gauze shorts	Pants	6-10	Always		70 Mox	Damage Reduction: +3
hippy medical kit	Accessory	6-10	Always		72 Mys	Mysticality +10 May not equip more than one
kelp-holly drape	Back Item	6-10	Always		25 Mys	Monster Level +15 Regenerate 6-10 MP per adventure
ribbon candy ascot	Accessory	6-10	Always		20 Mys	+100% Candy Drops from Monsters Regenerate 6-10 MP per adventure
sea chaps	Pants	6-10	Always		85 Mox	Muscle +15%
wrought-iron walker	Accessory	6-10	Always		40 Mys	+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight Makes Disco Momentum cause passive damage over time May not equip more than one
astral shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5-10	Always			Muscle +25%
bottoms of the barrel	Pants	5-10	Always		10 Mox	Part of the Cooper's Couture Maximum HP +50
card sleeve	Off-Hand Item	5-10	Always			With an Alice's Army Nurse inserted
Cringle's Curative Carol	AT Buff	5-10	5-20 turns		None
Extra-Thick Blood	Item	5-10	100 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from red blood cells
extremely wet T-shirt	Shirt	5-10	Always		85 Mus	Moxie +10% +25 Sleaze Damage Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	Accessory	5-10	Always		30 Mox	Moxie +25% Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure
first-aid pouch	Accessory	5-10	Always			Maximum HP +40 Is consumed when Beaten Up in combat, giving 10 turns of You're Back...
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	Accessory	5-10	Always		50 Mus	Muscle +25% Maximum HP +50 Weapon Damage +25% +5% Chance of Critical Hit
frozen seal spine	Weapon (1H)	5-10	Always		55 Mus	Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure +20 Cold Damage Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
numberwang	Accessory	6-9	Always		35 Mys	+5 PvP fights per day when equipped +5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. +11 to Monster Level Combat Initiative +23% Maximum HP/MP +37 Regenerate 6-9 MP per adventure May only equip one
pair of plants	Pants	5-10	Always		15 Mox	+3 Prismatic Damage Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure
red book	Off-Hand Item	5-10	Always		60 Mys	Spell Damage +20
Red Fox glove	Accessory	5-10	Always		50 Mys	+5% Chance of Critical Hit Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure Regular Attacks Can't Miss
Sausage Festive	Food	5-10	20 turns	Item Loss; 1 Full	None	Obtained from festive sausage Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure
sealhide leggings	Pants	5-10	Always		65 Mox
smooth velvet bra	Shirt	5-10	Always		10 Mus	Maximum HP +20
sphygmomanometer	Accessory	5-10	Always		65 Mys	Maximum HP +60
super-strong air freshener	Accessory	5-10	Always		50 Mys	Moxie +10% So-So Stench Resistance (+2) Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure
super-sweet boom box	Weapon (1H)	5-10	Always		75 Mox	All Attributes +20% Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
white earbuds	Accessory	5-10	Always		35 Mus	Stupendous Spooky Resistance (+4) -11 to Monster Level May not equip more than one
yabba dabba doo rag	Hat	5-10	Always		40 Mox	Stupendous Stench Resistance (+4)
Yorick	Off-Hand Item	5-10	Always		25 Mys	+2 Stat(s) Per Fight Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure +15% Item Drops from Monsters
Bling of the New Wave	Accessory	5-9	Always		45 Mox	Moxie +11 Regenerate 5-9 MP per adventure 1 Additional Pickpocket per day Bonus for Disco Bandits only You may not equip more than one
Concha de Tortuga	Effect	6-8	10 turns		TT	Having a Mini-Adventurer/Mini-Accordion Thief familiar as a Turtle Tamer
Hairy Palms	Effect	6-8	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from orcish hand lotion Regenerate 3-4 MP per adventure
Healthy Red Glow	Effect	6-8	10/20/40 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from a cartoon heart, red potion, or extra-strength red potion
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	Accessory	5-9	Always		45 Mox	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer Moxie +11 Regenerate 5-9 MP per adventure Keep 1 additional song in your head (Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
The Jokester's pants	Pants	6-8	Always		50 Mox	Part of The Jokester's Costume Moxie +20% Never Fumble
mysterious silver lapel pin	Accessory	5-9	Always			+5% Meat from Monsters You may not equip more than one
streetfighting champion's belt	Accessory	6-8	Always		35 Mus	Maximum HP/MP +40 Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure 3x chance of Critical Hit
Deeply Ironic	Effect	5-8	20 turns	Item Loss		Obtained from an ironic mint Damage Reduction: 5
bowl of petunias	Off-Hand Item	4-8	Always		44 Mys	All Attributes +4 +4 Stat(s) Per Fight +4 PvP fights per day when equipped Regenerate 4-8 MP per adventure
ceramic cenobite's robe	Shirt	4-8	Always		40 Mox	+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight Maximum HP/MP +20 Regenerate 4-8 MP per adventure Enables use of the Ceramic Cenobitize skill in combat
gabardine gloves	Accessory	4-8	Always			Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) Increases the duration of Accordion Bash stuns
giant yellow hat	Hat	4-8	Always		47 Mox	+10 to Familiar Damage +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat Regenerate 4-8 MP per adventure
Misty Cloak	Back Item	4-8	Always		75 Mus	Muscle +5
Nanobrawny	Effect	4-8	Always		Familiar	Obtained from using a muscle skill with a fully-charged Nanorhino Muscle +25% Weapon Damage +10
padded tortoise	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	4-8	Always		35 Mys	Damage Absorption +20 Damage Reduction 6
paperclip cape	Back Item	5-7	Always		75 Mys	Part of the Paperclippery outfit Regenerate 5-7 MP per adventure
polyester pad	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	4-8	Always			Part of the Synthetic Suit Damage Reduction: 10 (First Hit Only) Shieldbutting Stuns Bad Guys
Spelunker's khakis	Pants	4-8	Always		35 Mox	Part of the Spelunker's Gear Combat Initiative +25% Regenerate 4-8 MP per adventure Monsters will be more attracted to you.
vampire pearl ring	Accessory	2-10	Always		35 Mys	Regenerate 2-10 MP per adventure May not equip more than one
wicker ticker	Accessory	4-8	Always		None	Part of Wicker Wear Spell Damage +20% Collecting Soul Sauce restores HP
Heart of Orange	Item	5-6	10 turns	Item Loss		All Attributes +3 +5 Hot Damage +5 Damage to Hot Spells Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
Animelf Apparel	Outfit	4-6	Always		12 Mys	Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Outfit description is misleading
hilarious comedy prop	Weapon (1H)	4-6	Always			Regenerate 4-6 MP per adventure Quest item
leechknife	Weapon (1H)	4-6	Always		47 Mus	Maximum HP +10 Maximum MP +5 Regenerate 4-6 MP per adventure
perfect Christmas scarf	Accessory	4-6	Always		25 Mys	+9 Adventures per day when equipped Stunning Cold Resistance (+7) Regenerate 4-6 MP per adventure May not equip more than one (Bonus for December only)
Space Tourist palmdoctor	Off-Hand Item	4-6	Always		None	Maximum HP/MP +25 Regenerate 4-6 MP per adventure Item will disappear at the end of the day
Tuesday's ruby	Off-Hand Item	3-7	Always		45 Mys	Enchantment varies by day: +5% Meat from Monsters (Sundays) Muscle +5% (Mondays) Regenerate 3-7 MP per Adventure (Tuesdays) Mysticality +5% (Wednesdays) +5% Items from Monsters (Thursdays) Moxie +5% (Fridays) Regenerate 3-7 HP per Adventure (Saturdays)
Work is a Four Letter Sword	Weapon (1H)	4-6	Always		None	+5% Chance of Critical Hit +5 Smithsness Weapon Damage +X (+Damage based on Smithsness)
Antibiotic Saucesphere	Buff	4-5	Varies	15 MP	None
chalk chapeau	Hat	3-6	Always		None	+3 PvP fights per day when equipped Regenerate 3-6 MP per adventure Weakens attackers
Bloody Potato Bits	Effect	3-5	10 turns		None	Obtained from casting Bind Vampieroghi as a non-Pastamancer
KoL Con X Bingo Card	Accessory	3-5	Always		None	Regenerate 3-5 MP per adventure
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	Accessory	3-5	Always		None	Regenerate 3-5 MP per adventure +10% Booze Drops from Monsters
Whatsian Ionic Pliers	Off-Hand Item	3-5	Always		None	Regenerate 3-5 MP per adventure
wumpus-hair loincloth	Pants	2-8	Always		35 Mox	Regenerate 2-8 MP per adventure So-So Cold Resistance (+2) Combat Initiative -10% Part of the Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe
Corruption of Wretched Wally	Item	3-5	10 turns	Item Loss		+3 Muscle +3 Weapon Damage Obtained from tainted seal's blood
tiny plastic colollilossus	Accessory	3-5	Always		None
Greaves of the Murk Lord	Pants	2-5	Always			Part of the Raiments of the Final Boss +5 to Familiar Weight All Attributes +5%
helm of the white knight	Hat	2-5	Always		15 Mox	Part of the Knight's Armor outfit Regenerate 2-5 MP per adventure Slight Resistance to All Elements
Less Vincible	Item	2-5	5 turns	1 Adventure	None	Obtained from resting with a black-and-blue light
astral shorts	Pants	4-6	Always		None	Moxie +25% Combat Initiative +20% Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
baritone accordion	Weapon (2H)	2-4	Always		None	Enables casting of 7-turn Accordion Thief buffs Bonus for ATs only
gold crown	Hat	2-4	Always		60 Mox	Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3) Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure +10% Meat from Monsters
Healing Scarabs	Passive	2-4	Always		Path	Only available in an Actually Ed the Undying class
Misty Cape	Back Item	2-4	Always		75 Mox	Moxie +5 Regenerate 1-2 MP per adventure
filigreed hamethyst ring	Accessory	2-4	Always		40 Mys	Muscle +12 Maximum HP +25 May not equip more than one
hamethyst ring	Accessory	2-4	Always		10 Mys	Muscle +5 Maximum HP +10 May not equip more than one
papier-masque	Accessory	2-4	Always		20 Mys	Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure Spell Damage +10 May not equip more than one
primitive alien blowgun	Weapon (1H)	2-4	Always		10 Mox	Moxie +20 +25 Sleaze Damage Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
primitive alien loincloth	Pants	2-4	Always		10 Mox	Combat Initiative +50% +25 Stench Damage Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
primitive alien necklace	Accessory	2-4	Always		10 Mys	+5 Stats Per Fight +25 Cold Damage Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
primitive alien spear	Weapon (1H)	2-4	Always		10 Mus	Muscle +20 +25 Hot Damage Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
primitive alien totem	Off-Hand Item	2-4	Always		10 Mus	Damage Reduction: 25 +25 Spooky Damage Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
steel sword	Weapon (1H)	2-4	Always		20 Mus	Weapon Damage +15 Moxie +5
Grass Guise	Outfit	2-3	Always		25 Mus 25 Mox
ring of half-assed regeneration	Accessory	1-5	Always		None	Sometimes May not equip more than one
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	Accessory	2-4	Always		None	Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20 May not equip more than one
cane-mail pants	Pants	1-4	Always		None	All Attributes +10% Regenerate 1-4 MP per adventure +4 PvP fights per day when equipped
shellacked shell	Back Item	2-3	Always		TT	Maximum HP +5
Voluminous Radio Pants	Pants	0-5	Always		60 Mys	Part of the Primitive Radio Duds
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	Weapon (2H)	1-3	Always		None	Maximum HP +10 Maximum MP +10 Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure Cannot equip in Hardcore
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	Off-Hand Item	1-3	Always		5 Mys	Maximum HP/MP +5 Spell Damage +10 Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure Can be Canhandled
Fortitude of the Muskox	SC passive skill	1-2	Always		None
porquoise ring	Accessory	1-2	Always		10 Mys	Moxie +5 Maximum HP +5 Maximum MP +5 Regenerate 1-2 MP per adventure May not equip more than one
pulled porquoise ring	Accessory	1-2	Always		40 Mys	Moxie +11 Maximum HP +15 Maximum MP +15 Regenerate 1-2 MP per adventure May not equip more than one
Sheila Take a Crossbow	Weapon (1H)	1-2	Always		None	Regenerate 1-2 MP per adventure +5% Pickpocket Chance +5 Smithsness Combat Initiative +X%
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	Accessory	1-2	Always		None	Regenerate 1-2 MP per adventure
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	Accessory	1-2	Always		None	Regenerate 1-2 MP per adventure
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	Accessory	1-2	Always		None

HP Recoverers

Note: An effect or item that lists "Recovers HP" as an enchantment is passive, but requires a win in combat to trigger.

Source	Source Type	HP Gain	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
Antarctic Memories	Item	40	20 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None	Obtained from glimmering penguin feather Recovers 40 MP Restores after each battle
Black Tongue	Item	20	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from a black snowcone Restore 20 MP Restores after each battle +30% Items from Monsters +5 to Familiar Weight +3 Stat Gains from Fights +30% Meat from Monsters
Blessing of Squirtlcthulli	The Hidden City	8-10	20 turns	Item Loss	Level 11	Recovers 8-10 MP per adventure
Chock Full o' Nanites	Food/Booze	10	20 turns	Item Loss; 1-3 Full or 3 Drunk	None/Level 1-4	Obtained from nanite-infested fruitcake, nanite-infested candy cane, nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear, or nanite-infested eggnog Restores after battle Recovers 10 MP after battle Damage Absorption +50 Bonus Weapon Damage +20
CSA fire-starting kit	Item	3-5	Non-combat	Item Loss	None	Recovers 3-5 MP per adventure Must choose "use the lighter" when prompted Lasts until rollover
El Vibrato Relics	Outfit	16-20 per REPAIR charge	Always		200 Mus 200 Mox	Restores after each battle Up to ten charges possible
Festive Radiation	Food/Booze	10	10 turns	Item Loss; 3 Drunk or 1 Full	None	Obtained from oozenog, gingerbread mutant bugbear, irradiated candy cane Restores after battle Recovers 10 MP per battle obtained from consuming Crimbo 2008 items. All Attributes +5%
Healthy, Elfy, and Wise	Effect	8-10	n/a	None	None	Formerly obtained from the 2011 Crimbo Cafe
little parachute guy	Item	10-20	1 turn	Item Loss (sometimes)		Activates at end of combat Recovers 10-20 MP Item may be regained at end of combat
Purple Tongue	Item	20	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from a purple snowcone Restore 20 MP Restores after each battle
The Real Deal	Booze	20	10 turns	Item Loss, 2 Drunk	None	Restore 20 MP Restores after each battle Obtained from bottle of realpagne
Tiny Bubbles in the Cupcake	Item	20	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from purple-frosted astral cupcake Restore 20 MP Restores after each battle

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