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[[The Sleazy Back Alley]] is located in [[Seaside Town]] on the [[Wrong Side of the Tracks]].
'''The Sleazy Back Alley''' is located in [[Seaside Town]] on the [[Wrong Side of the Tracks]].


==Combat Adventures==
==Combat Adventures==
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|choice2name=Umm, no thanks. Seriously.|choice2=(Does not use an adventure)}}
|choice2name=Umm, no thanks. Seriously.|choice2=(Does not use an adventure)}}


{{Adventure|name=Bree-Yark!|meat=50|stat=5 {{Moxie}}|image=gobtourist.gif|note1=A [[Ascension#One Time|one time]] adventure.}}
{{Adventure|name=Bree-Yark!|meat=50|stat=5 {{Moxie}}|image=gobtourist.gif|note1=A [[Ascension#One-Time|one time]] adventure.}}


{{Adventure|name=Spirit of the Slug Lord|drops=[[the Slug Lord's map]]|image=slugghost.gif|tag=osl}}
{{Adventure|name=Spirit of the Slug Lord|drops=[[the Slug Lord's map]]|image=slugghost.gif|tag=osl}}
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{{Adventure|name=Now's Your Pants! I Mean... Your Chance!|image=Alley2.gif|note1=This adventure is triggered by accepting the [[Guild Hall#Joining a Guild|quest to join a guild]] as a Disco Bandit or Accordion Thief, and will occur on the 6th turn spent in this zone after accepting the quest. |tag=slo}}
{{Adventure|name=Now's Your Pants! I Mean... Your Chance!|image=Alley2.gif|note1=This adventure is triggered by accepting the [[Guild Hall#Joining a Guild|quest to join a guild]] as a Disco Bandit or Accordion Thief, and will occur on the 6th turn spent in this zone after accepting the quest. |tag=slo}}


{{Adventure|name=Lucky You, Unlucky Hobo|drops=3 {{plural|ice-cold fotie}}|image=Corpse.gif|tag=clover}}
{{Adventure|name=In the Still of the Alley|drops=3 {{plural|distilled fortified wine}}|image=still.gif|tag=lucky}}
 
{{Adventure|name=In the Still of the Alley|drops=3 {{plural|distilled fortified wine}}|image=still.gif|tag=semi}}


{{Adventure|name=No Man, No Hole|drops=[[sewer turtle]]|image=alley2.gif|tag=turtle}}
{{Adventure|name=No Man, No Hole|drops=[[sewer turtle]]|image=alley2.gif|tag=turtle}}
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==Obsolete Adventures==
==Obsolete Adventures==
This area underwent a major revision on [[History of Loathing (2006)#November 28, 2006|November 28, 2006]].
{{Adventure|name=Lucky You, Unlucky Hobo|drops=3 {{plural|ice-cold fotie}}|image=Corpse.gif|note1=Old [[Clover Adventures/Old|Clover]] adventure}}
 
{{Adventure|name=An Amateur Pickpocket is You!|meat=5|stat=1 {{Moxie}}|image=Corpse.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=The Bum's Dilemma|meat=8|image=bum.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Dumpster Diver|meat=9|image=chest.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Hammer Time|stat=2 {{Moxie}}|image=Hammerguy.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Happy Birthday!|stat=2 {{Moxie}}|image=Cakeguy.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Knob Goblin Intrigue|meat=7|stat=1 {{Moxie}}|image=goblin.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Knob Goblin Philosophy|stat=2 {{Moxie}}|image=Goblin.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Knob Goblin Rumble|stat=3 {{Moxie}}|image=Goblin.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Meat-Shaped Box|meat=10|image=chest.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Out of Aces|meat=10|image=Cards1.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=A Strike in the Dark|stat=2 {{Moxie}}|image=Pins.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Spared in the Dark|stat=3 {{Moxie}}|image=Pins.gif}}


==Notes==
==Notes==
*Once per [[ascension]], any monster here can randomly drop [[hot pink lipstick]] if a [[Sleazy Gravy Fairy]] is used.
*Once per [[ascension]], any monster here can randomly drop [[hot pink lipstick]] if a [[Sleazy Gravy Fairy]] is used.
*Apparently, there's a library across the street from The Sleazy Back Alley. While it cannot be accessed, it is spoken in the following bits of text.
*Apparently, there's a library across the street from The Sleazy Back Alley. While it cannot be accessed, it is spoken in the following bits of text.
**Monster Manuel text for [[N-space Virtual Assistant]] implies it's called the Library of Loathing.
**[[Talk to the Deep Fat Friars]] (the local library (you know, the one across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley))
**[[Talk to the Deep Fat Friars]] (the local library (you know, the one across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley))
**[[Your father's MacGuffin diary]] (the library across the street from the sleazy back alley)
**[[Your father's MacGuffin diary]] (the library across the street from the sleazy back alley)
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**[[A Lost Room]] (you know, the one across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley?)
**[[A Lost Room]] (you know, the one across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley?)
**[[GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card]] use text (take it to the post office that's next door to the library that's across from the Sleazy Back Alley)
**[[GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card]] use text (take it to the post office that's next door to the library that's across from the Sleazy Back Alley)
**[[Shen Copperhead, Nightclub Owner]] ([The Copperhead Club is] right near that library across from the Sleazy Back Alley)
**[[very overdue library book]] use text (You take the book back to the library (you know, the ''library''))
**[[Handful of tips]] use message (You take the tips down to a currency exchange place (there's one right next to the check-cashing place across the street from the library))
**[[Neverending Party invitation envelope]] description (I'm surprised you weren't aware of it before this. It's right across from the library.)
[[Category:Locations|Sleazy Back Alley, The]]
**[[Tammy]] during Crimbo 2018 ("Ummm..." Tammy checks her notes. "You know that library across the street from the Sleazy Back-Alley? It's across from that.")
**A trivial update on January 7, 2019 referenced the library:
***"A dictionary can now be found in the library, making the Baron's quest finishable again. The one in Spookyraven Manor, not the one across from the Sleazy Back Alley."


[[Category:Locations|Sleazy Back Alley, The]]
==History==
*This zone replaced [[The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired)]] on [[History of Loathing (2006)#November 28, 2006|November 28, 2006]].

Latest revision as of 14:13, 15 June 2025

The Sleazy Back Alley
The Sleazy Back Alley
The Sleazy Back Alley
Zone Num 112
Location Wrong Side of the Tracks
Unlocks Open by default
Recom Stat 0
Combat % 79.9
ML 1
Terrain outdoor
Special Adventures
Lucky In the Still of the Alley
Turtle No Man, No Hole
Ultra Rare Crazy bastard
Bad Moon Sandwiched in the Club
refreshedit data


The Sleazy Back Alley is located in Seaside Town on the Wrong Side of the Tracks.

Combat Adventures

big creepy spider This monster is a Bug -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: spider web, spider web, drop of filthy ichorb
  • Meat Drop: 4-6
  • Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 11
  • Monster Defense: 0
  • Hit Points: 1
  • Initiative: 40
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Note: A successful attack from this monster has a chance of giving you 10 Adventures of Hardly Poisoned at All.
completely different spider This monster is a Bug -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: spider web, spider web
  • Meat Drop: 4-6
  • Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 11
  • Monster Defense: 0
  • Hit Points: 1
  • Initiative: 40
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Note: A successful attack from this monster has a chance of giving you 10 Adventures of Hardly Poisoned at All.
drunken half-orc hobo This monster is a Hobo -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: dirty hobo gloves, Mad Train wine, moxie weed, hobo gristleb, Boozehounds Anonymous tokenp, beer-battered accordiona
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 11
  • Monster Defense: 0
  • Hit Points: 1
  • Initiative: 40
  • Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze
  • Note: Only encountered during the first ascension and alternating ascensions after that. Otherwise, you encounter hung-over half-orc hobos instead.
hung-over half-orc hobo This monster is a Hobo -- (edit metadata)
rushing bum This monster is a Hobo -- (edit metadata)
scavenger bugbear This monster is a Beast -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: BURT
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 5 • Substat Gain: 1.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 15
  • Monster Defense: 4
  • Hit Points: 5
  • Initiative: 150
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Damage Resistance: ?
  • Note: Only encountered when in the Bugbear Invasion path
crazy bastard This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: crazy bastard sword
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 20 • Substat Gain: 4 • Moxie for No Hit*: 30
  • Monster Defense: 18
  • Hit Points: 25
  • Initiative: always
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Note: An ultra rare adventure.

Non-combat Adventures

Aww, Craps
Aww, Craps
  • Cheat Just a Little: 4-5 Roguishness
  • Cheat Like Crazy: 7 Roguishness and 31-40 meat or lose 2 HP
  • Bilk 'em, Danno: 6-8 Roguishness, 41-49 meat, and Smugness (10 Adventures) or lose all HP
  • Walk Away: (Does not use an adventure)
Dumpster Diving
Dumpster Diving
drunken half-orc hobo This monster is a Hobo -- (edit metadata)
The Entertainer
The Entertainer
Please, Hammer
Please, Hammer
Under the Knife
Under the Knife
  • Yes! I'm trapped in the wrong body! (500 Meat): Switch Genders
  • Umm, no thanks. Seriously.: (Does not use an adventure)
Bree-Yark!
Spirit of the Slug Lord
Don't Hurt 'Em
They Tried and Pailed
Now's Your Pants! I Mean... Your Chance!
  • Note: This adventure is triggered by accepting the quest to join a guild as a Disco Bandit or Accordion Thief, and will occur on the 6th turn spent in this zone after accepting the quest.
  • Note: A one-time superlikely adventure.
In the Still of the Alley
No Man, No Hole
All-but-Dissertation Tucker Dummychuck, the Fingerless Hobo
All-but-Dissertation Tucker Dummychuck, the Fingerless Hobo
For Sale By Squatter
Sandwiched in the Club

Obsolete Adventures

Lucky You, Unlucky Hobo

Notes

  • Once per ascension, any monster here can randomly drop hot pink lipstick if a Sleazy Gravy Fairy is used.
  • Apparently, there's a library across the street from The Sleazy Back Alley. While it cannot be accessed, it is spoken in the following bits of text.
    • Monster Manuel text for N-space Virtual Assistant implies it's called the Library of Loathing.
    • Talk to the Deep Fat Friars (the local library (you know, the one across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley))
    • Your father's MacGuffin diary (the library across the street from the sleazy back alley)
    • Cursed piece of thirteen (that library across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley)
    • Room, Interrupted (you know, the one across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley?)
    • A Lost Room (you know, the one across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley?)
    • GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card use text (take it to the post office that's next door to the library that's across from the Sleazy Back Alley)
    • Shen Copperhead, Nightclub Owner ([The Copperhead Club is] right near that library across from the Sleazy Back Alley)
    • very overdue library book use text (You take the book back to the library (you know, the library))
    • Handful of tips use message (You take the tips down to a currency exchange place (there's one right next to the check-cashing place across the street from the library))
    • Neverending Party invitation envelope description (I'm surprised you weren't aware of it before this. It's right across from the library.)
    • Tammy during Crimbo 2018 ("Ummm..." Tammy checks her notes. "You know that library across the street from the Sleazy Back-Alley? It's across from that.")
    • A trivial update on January 7, 2019 referenced the library:
      • "A dictionary can now be found in the library, making the Baron's quest finishable again. The one in Spookyraven Manor, not the one across from the Sleazy Back Alley."

History

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