User:Treefrog

To Do List

• Gum, Sewer, Permit - Hermit, sell/disassemble
• sodas (3)
• toast (3)
• barrels for clover
• 5 scrumptious reagents
• 5 cocktailcrafting ingredients
• ride hobby horse
• get blessed
• still for 10 items
• get bounty
• zap something
• http://www.mrkinks.com/buffme/index.pl for buffs

Post War

• orchard
• lighthouse
• ducks

• last thing
  • chow down
  • get drunk
  • jammies

Skillz

Sauceror:

• Deep Saucery

Pastamancer:

• Entangling Noodles
• Lasagna Bandages
• Pastamastery
• Springy Fusilli
• Spirit of Rigatoni
• Stuffed Mortar Shell
• Spirit of Ravioli
• Weapon of the Pastalord
• Leash of Linguini
• Cannelloni Cocoon
• Tolerance of the Kitchen
• Flavour of Magic
• Transcendental Noodlecraft
• Tempuramancy
• Fearful Fettucini

Disco Bandit:

Accordion Thief:

Turtle Tamer:

• Skin of the Leatherback
• Amphibian Sympathy
• Ghostly Shell
• Armorcraftiness
• Kneebutt
• Empathy of the Newt
• Reptilian Fortitude
• Shieldbutt
• Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises
• Astral Shell
• Hero of the Half-Shell
• Tao of the Terrapin
• Summon Leviatuga
• Spectral Snapper

Seal Clubber:

• Hide of the Otter
• Tongue of the Otter
• Thrust-Smack
• Super-Advanced Meatsmithing
• Hide of the Walrus
• Tongue of the Walrus
• Lunging Thrust-Smack
• Eye of the Stoat
• Musk of the Moose
• Pulverize
• Snarl of the Timberwolf
• Harpoon!

Additional Demon Names & Effects

• Den Zuulooach; Effect - Fit To Be Tide
• Buul'foobub; Effect - Preternatural Greed
• Ziel'foobeel; Effect - Demonic Taint

Quest Section

The Council of Loathing Quests

• Level 11 - Quest for the Holy MacGuffin ("<Player Name> and the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin")
• Level 12 - Mysterious Island Quest ("Make War, Not... Oh, Wait")
• Level 13 - Naughty Sorceress Quest ("The Final Ultimate Epic Final Conflict")

Guild Quests

Slay Your Nemesis Quest

• Torn Paper Strip - ALA
• Creased - PLONK
• Crinkled - TANG
• Folded - CAD
• Rumpled - KOF
• Crumpled - KAZAM - end strip
• Ragged - GORT - mid to right, central piece
• Ripped - PYEW

Miscellaneous Quests

• Defend the Gourd Quest ("Out of Your Gourd")
• Mayor Zapruder Quests ("A Bugbear of a Problem")
  • Defeat Felonia
• Wounded Guard Quest ("When Rocks Attack")
• Cap'm Caronch Quest ("I Rate, You Rate")

Other Accomplishments

• 31337 Scroll Quest
• Beanstalk Quest (Part of the Giant Trash Quest)
• Dolphin King's Map Quest
• The Secret of the Dungeons of Doom
• Slug Lord's Map Quest
• Unlocking The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky
• Get towel, Guy made of bee pollen

Quests That Don't Appear in Your Quest Log

• Around the World Quest ("I Just Wanna Fly")
• The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Daily Quest
• Cobb's Knob Laboratory Quest
• El Vibrato Island Quest
• Giant Castle Map Quest (a.k.a. The Hole in the Sky quest)
• Inexplicable Door Quest
• Pagoda Quest
• Silver Shrimp Fork Quest (half of a memo "mini-quest")
• Spookyraven Manor Quest
• Zap Quest
• Mysterious Island of Mystery Side-Quests
  • Advertise for the Mysterious Island Arena
  • Defowl the Farm
  • Exterminate the Filthworm Infestation
  • Recover the Lighthouse Keeper's Gunpowder
  • Recover the Sisters' Meat
  • Retrieve Yossarian's Tools

Quest for the Holy MacGuffin

- Pinot Noir - You lose 77 hit points. You gain 3 Adventures. You gain 8 Beefiness. You gain 9 Mysteriousness. You gain 10 Sarcasm. You gain 2 Drunkenness.

- Zinfandel - You acquire an effect: Kiss of the Black Fairy (duration: 10 Adventures) You gain 3 Adventures. You gain 6 Muscleboundness. You gain 18 Wizardliness. You gain 5 Chutzpah. You gain 2 Drunkenness.

- Muscat - You gain 6 Adventures. You gain 13 Fortitude. You gain 13 Mysteriousness. You gain 17 Smarm. You gain 2 Drunkenness.

- Port - Full of Vinegar 10

- Merlot - You drink the wine, but it seems to have gone bad. Not in the "turned to vinegar" sense, but the "turned to crime" sense. It perpetrates some violence against you on the inside. You lose 104 hit points. You gain 2 Drunkenness.

- Masala - You drink the wine. You've had better, but you've had worse. You gain 4 Adventures. You gain 5 Strengthliness. You gain 6 Wizardliness. You gain 6 Smarm. You gain 2 Drunkenness.

Island War

Side Quests for Island - complete as

Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision - Frat Boy

McMillicancuddy's Farm - Frat Boy (use chaos butterfly here)

The Organic Orchard - Hippy

The Lighthouse - Hippy

Mysterious Island Arena - Frat Boy

The Junkyard - Hippy

Finish war as Frat Boy

Set an Open Course for the Virgin Booty

124,31 - shimmering rainbow sand 107,79 - island, sinister altar fragment

El Vibrato Island

El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) - REPAIR El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) - ATTACK El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) - WALL El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) - SELF

Naughty Sorceress 2nd ascension

Deleveling /items

• 64067 scroll - 1-3
• 33398 scroll - 1-3
• 8-ball - 1-3
• Plot Hole - 3-4
• Vial of patchouli oil - 4
• Wussiness Potion - 5
• Posessed Top - 6
• powdered organs - ?
• procrastination potion - ?
• Fancy bath salts - ?
• bronzed locust - 20

Note - do NOT use the chaos butterfly - it can add levels or delevel, and you can't control which.

Combat Items

• Onion Shuriken - 10-15
• Frigid Ninja Stars - 20-25
• scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil - 20-29
• lavendar/mauve plastic oyster eggs - 30-35
• photoneutron torpedo - 33-39
• Grouchy Restless Spirit - 35 - 40
• sake bomb - 45-60
• water pipe bomb - 55-75
• beer bomb - 55-75
• bottle of alcohol - 45-65
• molotov cocktail cocktail - 65-78
• poltergeist-in-a-jar-o - 200
• shrinking powder - halves HP

MP Items

• Blue plastic oyster egg - 35-50
• Unrefined mountain stream syrup - 50-60
• New cloaca cola - 140-160
• magical mystery juice - lots

HP Items

• scented massage oil - all
• gauze garter - 80-120
• filthy poultice - 80-120
• red pixel potion - 100-120

Haunted Gallery

How to make your own map

First, you need a table like this one:

#	Location	Up	Down	Sideways
-	Relativity (Start)
1	Relativity 1 (lizard/centipede)
2	Relativity 2 (girl and rock star)
3	Relativity 3 (queue of monks)
4	The Scream
5	The Birth of Venus
6	Piet Mondrian
7	Nighthawks
8	Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte
9	The Last Supper
10	The Persistence of Memory
11	The Creation of Adam
12	The Death of Socrates

Dungeons of Doom potion

• effervescent potion - Izchak's Blessing 10
• bubbly potion - Confused 20
• cloudy potion - Object Detection 10
• dark potion - Sleepy 20
• fizzy potion - +15 HP/MP
• milky potion - Teleportitis 10
• murky potion - Strength of Ten Ettins 10
• smoky potion - 1-3 drunkenness
• swirly potion - Strange Mental Acuity 10

Calendar

See also http://noblesse-oblige.org/calendar/

Moon Phases - Full_Moon_Table

For explanation on the Clan Calendar, see Calendar of Loathing.

September 7, 2025 Dougtember 7, Year 86 Moxie tomorrow Jarlsuary 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Frankuary 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Starch 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 April 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Martinus 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Bill 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Bor 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Petember 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Carlvember 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Porktober 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Boozember 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Dougtember 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Muscle Mysticality Moxie

Recurring KoL Holidays Frankuary 4 - Valentine's Day Starch 3 - St. Sneaky Pete's Day April 2 - Oyster Egg Day Porktober 8 - Halloween Boozember 7 - Feast of Boris Other Real Life Holidays celebrated in KoL April Fools' Day (April 1) Columbus Day (2nd Monday in October) Crimbo (Christmas Season; generally during December) Friday the 13th Groundhog Day (February 2) Talk Like a Pirate Day (September 19)

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Mushrooms

Day 1
Ronald Grimace		Start day is the day after the second muscle day.
Plant		Notes
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Day 3
Ronald Grimace		2nd generation spores are in place.
Plant		Notes
[[File:border: 1px dashed blue.gif|]] [[File:.gif|]] [[File:border: 1px dashed blue.gif|]] [[File:.gif|]] [[File:.gif|]] [[File:border: 1px dashed blue.gif|]] [[File:.gif|]] [[File:border: 1px dashed blue.gif|]]		Second generation spores have been produced, as shown in the diagram. You may optionally plant more first-generation spores in the blue squares, to harvest the next day. (You may also do nothing on this day.)
Day 4
Ronald Grimace		2nd generation mushrooms have matured.
Harvest		Notes
[[File:.gif|]] [[File:.gif|]] [[File:.gif|]] [[File:.gif|]] [[File:.gif|]] [[File:.gif|]] [[File:border: 1px dashed red.gif|]] [[File:.gif|]]		Remove the two center mushrooms as indicated by the red squares. No mushrooms can be planted on this day!
Day 5
Ronald Grimace				3rd generation spores are in place.
Harvest		Plant		Notes
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Day 6
Ronald Grimace				3rd generation mushrooms have matured.
Harvest		Plant		Notes
[[File:.gif|]] [[File:.gif|]] [[File:border: 1px dashed red.gif|]] [[File:.gif|]] [[File:.gif|]] [[File:.gif|]] [[File:.gif|]] [[File:border: 1px dashed red.gif|]]		[[File:.gif|]] [[File:.gif|]] [[File:.gif|]] [[File:border: 1px dashed blue.gif|]] [[File:.gif|]] [[File:.gif|]] [[File:.gif|]] [[File:.gif|]]		Harvest mushrooms in red boxes. Optionally plant first generation spores in blue boxes. The spooky/frozen configuration is stable; you may leave it as long as necessary, waiting for the right moon phase.
Day 7		Day 8
Ronald Grimace		Ronald Grimace
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Drink Matrix

	Gin	Rum	Vodka	Whiskey	Tequila	Boxed wine	Willer Sir Schlitz	Fermenting powder
Lime		grog			tequila with training wheels
Lemon				whiskey sour	margarita
Orange			screwdriver		tequila sunrise			orange schnapps
Cherry				old-fashioned		sangria
Grapefruit	salty dog	monkey wrench						grapefruit schnapps
Soda water				whiskey and soda		wine spritzer
Jumbo olive	dry martini		dry vodka martini
Olive	martini		vodka martini
Strawberry		strawberry daiquiri				strawberry wine
Grapes								fine wine
Papaya	papaya sling
Glass of goat's milk			white Canadian
Cranberries		redrum	vodka and cranberry
Blatantly Canadian				lumbering jack
Cloaca-Cola Dyspepsi-Cola		rum and cola		whiskey and cola
Tomato			bloody mary				bloody beer	tomato schnapps
Spices		spiced rum	(bloody mary) extra-spicy bloody mary
Ghuol egg		(spiced rum) eggnog
brine	(salty dog) especially salty dog
banana		banana daiquiri
Ten-leaf clover							green beer
Pretty flower								flower schnapps

Improved Booze 3 Drunk 4-8 Adv 0 Stat		Improved Mixer		Mixed Drink 3 Drunk 5-10 Adv 16-20 Stat		Garnish		Garnished Drink 4 Drunk 14-18 Adv 25-27/16-20 or 41-47 Stat
Calcutta Emerald (gin)		cocktail onion (olive)		gibson Moxie		coconut shell Muscle		Neuromancer Muscle/Moxie
Definit (vodka)		cocktail onion (olive)		vodka gibson Moxie		coconut shell Muscle		vodka stratocaster Muscle/Moxie
Lieutenant Freeman (rum)		kiwi (lemon)		caipifruta Muscle		coconut shell Muscle		Mon Tiki Muscle
Jorge Sinsonte (tequila)		kiwi (lemon)		teqiwila Muscle		coconut shell Muscle		teqiwila slammer Muscle
Domesticated Turkey (whiskey)		kumquat (orange)		whiskey bittersweet Muscle		little paper umbrella Mysticality		Divine Mysticality/Muscle
Champagne (wine)		kumquat (orange)		mimosette Muscle		little paper umbrella Mysticality		Gordon Bennett Mysticality/Muscle
Calcutta Emerald (gin)		tonic water (soda)		gin and tonic Mysticality		little paper umbrella Mysticality		gimlet Mysticality
Definit (vodka)		tonic water (soda)		vodka and tonic Mysticality		little paper umbrella Mysticality		yellow brick road Mysticality
Lieutenant Freeman (rum)		tangerine (grapefruit)		zmobie Mysticality		magical ice cubes Moxie		mandarina colada Moxie/Mysticality
Jorge Sinsonte (tequila)		tangerine (grapefruit)		tequila sunset Mysticality		magical ice cubes Moxie		tangarita Moxie/Mysticality
Domesticated Turkey (whiskey)		raspberry (strawberry)		rabbit punch Moxie		magical ice cubes Moxie		Mae West Moxie
Champagne (wine)		raspberry (strawberry)		parisian cathouse Moxie		magical ice cubes Moxie		prussian cathouse Moxie