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While this article is written with [[hardcore]] players in mind, much of it is also applicable to [[Ascension#Normal Difficulty|softcore]] ascenders.
 
The following is a bare-bones roadmap for [[hardcore]] players of what ''absolutely'' needs to be accomplished to [[Ascension|ascend]] during a [[Ascension#Paths|no-path]] run; "i.e.", all of [[The Council of Loathing]]'s quests, and the sub-quests that need to be completed to make them possible. It will also cover some of the basic time-savers that should be a part of nearly every path, especially for 0- or low-permed-skill players.


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==Checklist Table==
==Notes==
 
* As this checklist assumes you've played through the main quest already once in order to unlock Hardcore, spoilers abound. You were warned.
* The notes sections in the table will often have helpful item to clear quests, but for the more complex quests, some of it has been left to the appropriate quest page. Check those for more details and strategy.
* While the article has been laid out in Level order to organize what you need for each quest, it does NOT guarantee the most efficient route, which is dependent on a number of variables - what drops, what skills you have, your class, your stats, your adventures remaining, etcetera. Generally, items that can be safely taken ahead of order are in blue, but you can also use the Safe Moxie column to determine where you are okay to adventure. A fully sortable table with Moxie and Initiative is available at [[Safe Adventuring]]. (On the flip side of the coin, you may frequently want to skip the blue columns to push the Council quests forward to get better gear, consumables, and rewards.)
* For simplicity's sake, the checklist will assume you're taking a [[Degrassi Knoll#Friendly|Knoll sign]].
* Items where the optimal play may be dependent on other factors have been listed in italics to indicate you have choices.
* Because of the huge variety of items available to a [[Ascension#Normal Difficulty|softcore]] player, optimal softcore items and routing may be significantly different from below.


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==Checklist==
===Level 1: [[Toot Oriole Quest]]===
As simple as it gets: obtain the [[letter from King Ralph XI]] from [[The Toot Oriole]] and pop it open. Ah, but now you need to get to Level 2. If you're not going to eat something (like an [[astral hot dog]]), you have a couple of options, but given that you'll need Meat and will almost certainly have {{plural|rat whisker}} later, your best bet may be starting at the [[The Dirt-Walled Hovel of the Pretentious Artist]].
====[[Pretentious Artist Quest]]====
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! Location || [[Safe Adventuring|Safe Moxie]] || Item || Purpose || Notes
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| [[The Sleazy Back Alley]] || 11 Moxie || [[pail of pretentious paint]] || rowspan=3 | [[Pretentious Artist Quest]] || rowspan=3 | Finishing this quest will allow you to turn in {{plural|rat whisker}} for 50 Meat apiece, and given that hardcore runs are usually Meat-starved early on, this is likely an efficient trade of adventures for meat for you. If you need booze early, it may be worthwhile to start at [[The Sleazy Back Alley]], where there are frequent [[Mad Train wine]] drops. Keep in mind that you will need to go to the [[Outskirts of Cobb's Knob]] for the Level 5 quest, so it may be worth wrapping up this quest later if you level to 2 quickly.
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| [[Outskirts of Cobb's Knob]] || 12 Moxie || [[pretentious paintbrush]]
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| [[The Haunted Pantry]] || 14 Moxie || [[pretentious palette]]
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| [[The Sleazy Back Alley]] || 11 Moxie || ''[[bum cheek]]'' || [[Boss Bat Quest]] || If you're adventuring here, also keep an eye out for the [[bum cheek]], which is one way you can get the {{Element|Stench|Resistance}} you'll need for the Level 4 quest.
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===Level 2: [[Spooky Forest Quest]]===
Another easy-peasy jaunt, so it may be worthwhile to stick around (especially if you're still below level 3) to unlock [[The Hidden Temple]], which will be necessary at Level 11. Everything you need to do here can be positively influenced by '''[[Combat Frequency | -combat]]'''.
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| rowspan=4 | [[The Spooky Forest]] || rowspan=4 | 15 Moxie
| 1 [[mosquito larva]] || [[Spooky Forest Quest]] || The first time you get [[Arboreal Respite]], choose ''Explore the stream'', then ''March to the marsh".
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| 1 ''[[Spooky Temple map]]'' || rowspan=3 | [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]] || rowspan=3 | Getting these three will unlock [[The Hidden Temple]] and is very likely a quicker route than helping [["Dakota" Fanning]]. You'll need to get [[Arboreal Respite]] to come up another four times. Each time it does:
* First, choose ''Explore the stream'', then ''Squeeze into the cave" to receive the [[tree-holed coin]] and 300 Meat.
* Second, choose ''Brave the dark thicket'', then ''Follow the coin'', then ''Insert coin to continue'' to trade in your [[tree-holed coin]] for the [[Spooky Temple map]].
* Third, choose ''Brave the dark thicket'', then ''Investigate the foliage'' to get the [[Spooky-Gro fertilizer]].
* Finally, make sure you have 100 Meat on hand before trying to get [[Arboreal Respite]] a fourth time; when you do, choose ''Follow the old road'', then ''Talk to the hunter'', who will let you purchase the [[spooky sapling]].
* Once those steps are complete, use the [[Spooky Temple map]] to unlock access to [[The Hidden Temple]].
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| 1 ''[[spooky sapling]]''
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| [[The Sleazy Back Alley]] || 11 Moxie || 1 [[bum cheek]] || [[Boss Bat Quest]] || This gives you the 1 {{element|Stench|Resistance}} needed for the [[Boss Bat Quest]]; you may want to try getting this to drop during the [[Pretentious Artist Quest]].
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| 1 [[Spooky Temple map]] || rowspan=3 | [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]] || rowspan=3 | Getting these three will unlock [[The Hidden Temple]]; likely a quicker route than helping [["Dakota" Fanning]].
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Revision as of 18:48, 20 August 2018

The Hermit humbly requests that this page be rewritten or expanded.

This page gives advice based on outdated/obsolete information. Many sections need to be updated to fall in line with current quests and mechanics.

The following is a bare-bones roadmap for hardcore players of what absolutely needs to be accomplished to ascend during a no-path run; "i.e.", all of The Council of Loathing's quests, and the sub-quests that need to be completed to make them possible. It will also cover some of the basic time-savers that should be a part of nearly every path, especially for 0- or low-permed-skill players.

Notes

  • As this checklist assumes you've played through the main quest already once in order to unlock Hardcore, spoilers abound. You were warned.
  • The notes sections in the table will often have helpful item to clear quests, but for the more complex quests, some of it has been left to the appropriate quest page. Check those for more details and strategy.
  • While the article has been laid out in Level order to organize what you need for each quest, it does NOT guarantee the most efficient route, which is dependent on a number of variables - what drops, what skills you have, your class, your stats, your adventures remaining, etcetera. Generally, items that can be safely taken ahead of order are in blue, but you can also use the Safe Moxie column to determine where you are okay to adventure. A fully sortable table with Moxie and Initiative is available at Safe Adventuring. (On the flip side of the coin, you may frequently want to skip the blue columns to push the Council quests forward to get better gear, consumables, and rewards.)
  • For simplicity's sake, the checklist will assume you're taking a Knoll sign.
  • Items where the optimal play may be dependent on other factors have been listed in italics to indicate you have choices.
  • Because of the huge variety of items available to a softcore player, optimal softcore items and routing may be significantly different from below.

Legend

White cells indicate mandatory items required to complete an ascension.
Items in italics indicate items that players can choose among in order to complete an ascension.
Purple cells indicate items that will be necessary later in the ascension, but may be more efficient to collect earlier.
Green cells indicate useful items that may result in a net savings in turns.

Checklist

As simple as it gets: obtain the letter from King Ralph XI from The Toot Oriole and pop it open. Ah, but now you need to get to Level 2. If you're not going to eat something (like an astral hot dog), you have a couple of options, but given that you'll need Meat and will almost certainly have rat whiskers later, your best bet may be starting at the The Dirt-Walled Hovel of the Pretentious Artist.

Location Safe Moxie Item Purpose Notes
The Sleazy Back Alley 11 Moxie pail of pretentious paint Pretentious Artist Quest Finishing this quest will allow you to turn in rat whiskers for 50 Meat apiece, and given that hardcore runs are usually Meat-starved early on, this is likely an efficient trade of adventures for meat for you. If you need booze early, it may be worthwhile to start at The Sleazy Back Alley, where there are frequent Mad Train wine drops. Keep in mind that you will need to go to the Outskirts of Cobb's Knob for the Level 5 quest, so it may be worth wrapping up this quest later if you level to 2 quickly.
Outskirts of Cobb's Knob 12 Moxie pretentious paintbrush
The Haunted Pantry 14 Moxie pretentious palette
The Sleazy Back Alley 11 Moxie bum cheek Boss Bat Quest If you're adventuring here, also keep an eye out for the bum cheek, which is one way you can get the Stench Resistance you'll need for the Level 4 quest.

Another easy-peasy jaunt, so it may be worthwhile to stick around (especially if you're still below level 3) to unlock The Hidden Temple, which will be necessary at Level 11. Everything you need to do here can be positively influenced by -combat.

Location Safe Moxie Item Purpose Notes
The Spooky Forest 15 Moxie 1 mosquito larva Spooky Forest Quest The first time you get Arboreal Respite, choose Explore the stream, then March to the marsh".
1 Spooky Temple map Quest for the Holy MacGuffin Getting these three will unlock The Hidden Temple and is very likely a quicker route than helping "Dakota" Fanning. You'll need to get Arboreal Respite to come up another four times. Each time it does:
  • First, choose Explore the stream, then Squeeze into the cave" to receive the tree-holed coin and 300 Meat.
  • Second, choose Brave the dark thicket, then Follow the coin, then Insert coin to continue to trade in your tree-holed coin for the Spooky Temple map.
  • Third, choose Brave the dark thicket, then Investigate the foliage to get the Spooky-Gro fertilizer.
  • Finally, make sure you have 100 Meat on hand before trying to get Arboreal Respite a fourth time; when you do, choose Follow the old road, then Talk to the hunter, who will let you purchase the spooky sapling.
  • Once those steps are complete, use the Spooky Temple map to unlock access to The Hidden Temple.
1 Spooky-Gro fertilizer
1 spooky sapling


Location Safe Moxie Item Purpose Notes
Any Level
The General Store N/A 1 sweet rims Bitchin' Meatcar Quest Possible way of gaining access to the Desert Beach for Quest for the Holy MacGuffin; generally the fastest for those born under a Knoll sign.
1 Desert Bus pass Quest for the Holy MacGuffin Costs 5,000 Meat. If not born under a Knoll sign, can save adventures by bypassing the Bitchin' Meatcar Quest if the remaining items need to be farmed.
1 dingy planks Cap'm Caronch Quest Costs 400 Meat. Possible way of gaining access to The Mysterious Island of Mystery, when coupled with the dinghy plans. Likely faster than the Hippy Boatman Quest for character with low +item%.
1 hermit permit   The hermit permit allows trade at The Hermitage, and costs 100 Meat. Each chewing gum on a string costs 50 meat and has a chance of producing a worthless trinket, worthless gewgaw or worthless knick-knack, which can be traded at The Hermitage for an item. Among other things, these trades are a guaranteed source of clovers, which can be used to save significant amounts of adventures.
chewing gum on a string
The Daily Dungeon 30 Moxie 1 Boris's key Naughty Sorceress Quest  
1 Jarlsberg's key
1 Sneaky Pete's key
Level 1
Outskirts of Cobb's Knob 12 Moxie 1 Knob Goblin encryption key The King of Cobb's Knob Quest  
1 chef's hat Chef-in-the-box Also drops at The Haunted Kitchen and The Haunted Pantry, but less frequently.
The Haunted Kitchen 12 Moxie Spookyraven billiards room key Quest for the Holy MacGuffin Can be bypassed by fax/copying the writing desk to fight 5 copies.
Level 2
Level 3
The Shore, Inc. N/A 1 dinghy plans Cap'm Caronch Quest Possible way of gaining access to The Mysterious Island of Mystery, when coupled with the dinghy plans. Will require 3 Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrips, totalling 9 adventures and 1,500 Meat. Likely faster than the Hippy Boatman Quest for characters with low +item%.
UV-resistant compass Quest for the Holy MacGuffin Requires 1 Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip, totalling 3 adventures and 500 Meat. Will accelerate exploration of the The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert by 100% if equipped.
The Typical Tavern 20 Moxie 2 beer lenses Bartender-in-the-box Obtained from A Barroom Brawl.
Degrassi Knoll 20 Moxie 1 cog Bitchin' Meatcar Quest Possible way of gaining access to the Desert Beach
1 spring
1 sprocket
1 empty meat tank
1 tires
1 rusty screwdriver Orc Chasm Quest  
1 frilly skirt Cap'm Caronch Quest Possible Infiltrationist equipment
1 frilly skirt Meat Maid  
1 maiden wig
1 cog
1 spring
1 sprocket
1 empty meat tank
1 spring Bartender-in-the-box  
1 spring Chef-in-the-box
The Haunted Billiards Room 27 Moxie 1 Spookyraven library key Quest for the Holy MacGuffin Can be bypassed by fax/copying the writing desk to fight 5 copies
Level 4
Guano Junction 25 Moxie 3 sonars-in-a-biscuit Boss Bat Quest  
1 briefcase Cap'm Caronch Quest Possible Infiltrationist equipment; drops in the Ruins as well
The "Fun" House 27 Moxie 1 box Bartender-in-the-box  
1 box Chef-in-the-box
4 Clownosity's worth of items Legendary Epic Weapon Quest Needed to unlock The Clownlord Beelzebozo fight
1 turtle chain or distilled seal blood or Peppercorns of Power or high-octane olive oil or golden reeds or vial of mojo  
The Misspelled Cemetary 27 Moxie 1 grave robbing shovel The Wizard of Ego Quest Needed to unlock Tower Ruins
1 Fernswarthy's key
1 dead guy's watch +1 adventure per day Also obtainable in The Defiled Alcove
1 smart skull Meat Maid Note that the smart skull also drops in the Defiled Nook, a required adventure zone, so you may want to delay farming for this until the relevant quest.
1 smart skull Bartender-in-the-box
1 smart skull Chef-in-the-box
Beanbat Chamber 29 Moxie 1 enchanted bean Giant Trash Quest  
Tower Ruins 31 Moxie 1 disembodied brain Meat Maid  
1 disembodied brain Bartender-in-the-box  
1 disembodied brain Chef-in-the-box
8-Bit Realm 32 Moxie 30 white pixels Naughty Sorceress Quest  
15 black pixels 5 red pixel potions Useful when fighting your shadow
10 red pixels
Level 5
Harem 37 Moxie 1 Knob Goblin harem pants The King of Cobb's Knob Quest Alternative to Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform
1 Knob Goblin harem veil
1 Knob Goblin perfume Required if infiltrating as harem; Can adventure in the Harem with harem disguise to gain effect instead
Barracks N/A 1 Knob Goblin elite helm Alternative to Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise; Unlocks access to Dispensary
1 Knob Goblin elite polearm
1 Knob Goblin elite pants
Cobb's Knob Kitchens N/A Knob cake pan Required if infiltrating as guard
Knob batter
Knob frosting
Level 6
Whitey's Grove 45 Moxie 1 bird rib Quest for the Holy MacGuffin  
1 lion oil
1 mullet wig Cap'm Caronch Quest Possible Infiltrationist equipment
Orcish Frat House 48 Moxie 1 Orcish baseball cap Mysterious Island Quest You only need one outfit or the other; the Frat Boy Ensemble can also be used as Infiltrationist equipment for the Cap'm Caronch Quest
1 homoerotic frat-paddle
1 Orcish cargo shorts
The Hippy Camp 48 Moxie 1 filthy knitted dread sack
1 filthy corduroys
The Dark Elbow of the Woods 58 Moxie 1 eldritch butterknife Deep Fat Friars' Gate Quest  
3 hot wings Cap'm Caronch Quest Possible Infiltrationist equipment; Drops in other Copse of the Deep Fat Friars locations as well
The Dark Heart of the Woods 60 Moxie 1 box of birthday candles Deep Fat Friars' Gate Quest  
The Dark Neck of the Woods 62 Moxie 1 dodecagram
1 ruby W Naughty Sorceress Quest
The Laugh Floor 80 Moxie 5 cans of imp air Azazel, Ma Belle Required for Azazel's tutu
observational glasses Required for Azazel's unicorn
Infernal Rackets Backstage 70 Moxie 5 bus passes Required for Azazel's tutu
beer-scented teddy bear Four out of these item are required for Azazel's lollipop
booze-soaked cherry
comfy pillow
giant marshmallow
gin-soaked blotter paper
sponge cake
Moaning Panda Square N/A Azazel's tutu Require 5 cans of imp air and 5 bus passes
Azazel's Temple N/A 1 steel margarita, steel lasagna, or steel-scented air freshener Raises your max Drunkenness, Fullness, or Spleen by 5, depending on your path
Level 7
The Obligatory Pirate's Cove 76 Moxie 1 eyepatch Cap'm Caronch Quest Also obtainable at Hidden Temple
1 stuffed shoulder parrot  
1 swashbuckling pants
Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Bookstore N/A 1 abridged dictionary Orc Chasm Quest Costs 1000 Meat
N/A 1 The Big Book of Pirate Insults Cap'm Caronch Quest Costs 500 Meat
Orcish Frat House blueprints N/A 1 Cap'm Caronch's dentures Requires Infiltrationist equipment
Cap'm Caronch's Map 112 Moxie 1 Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty  
Barrrney's Barrr 90 Moxie 1 Cap'm Caronch's Map
1 Orcish Frat House blueprints
The F'c'le 107 Moxie 1 ball polish
1 mizzenmast mop
1 rigging shampoo
1 pirate fledges Quest for the Holy MacGuffin Grants access to the rest of the ship.
The Defiled Nook 84 Moxie 1 skeleton bone Naughty Sorceress Quest Drops in other spots as well
The Haunted Library 65 Moxie Lady Spookyraven's necklace Quest for the Holy MacGuffin  
Killing jar Quest for the Holy MacGuffin  
Level 8
Itznotyerzitz Mine 64 Moxie 1 miner's helmet Mt. McLargeHuge Quest  
1 miner's pants
1 7-Foot Dwarven mattock
3 asbestos, chrome, or linoleum ore
The Goatlet 78 Moxie 3 wedges of goat cheese
The eXtreme Slope 82 Moxie 1 eXtreme mittens Required to access The Mist-Shrouded Peak; Can be replaced with ninja rope, ninja carabiner, and ninja crampons
1 eXtreme scarf
1 snowboarder pants
Lair of the Ninja Snowmen 97 Moxie 1 ninja rope Required to access The Mist-Shrouded Peak; Can scale peak from the The eXtreme Slope instead
1 ninja carabiner
1 ninja crampons
Level 9
The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm 94 Moxie 2 334 scrolls A Quest, LOL  
1 30669 scroll
1 33398 scroll
2 334 scrolls Extra Hermit clovers and stat script  
1 30669 scroll
1 lowercase N Naughty Sorceress Quest  
The Haunted Gallery 70 Moxie Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes Quest for the Holy MacGuffin Required to unlock The Haunted Ballroom
The Haunted Bathroom 75 Moxie Lady Spookyraven's powder puff
The Haunted Bedroom 70 Moxie Lady Spookyraven's finest gown
1 Lord Spookyraven's spectacles Quest for the Holy MacGuffin  
1 disposable instant camera
Oil Peak 95 Moxie 1 jar of oil Orc Chasm Quest Solve the mystery of Twin Peak
Level 10
The Penultimate Fantasy Airship 127 Moxie 1 tissue Paper Immateria Giant Trash Quest  
1 tin Foil Immateria
1 gauze Immateria
1 plastic Wrap Immateria
1 S.O.C.K.
1 amulet of extreme plot significance Giant Trash Quest Unlocks access to Ground Floor
1 titanium assault umbrella
model airship Can be used to complete Giant Trash Quest
1 mohawk wig
1 metallic A Naughty Sorceress Quest  
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) 152 Moxie 1 heavy D Naughty Sorceress Quest  
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) 152 Moxie 1 chaos butterfly McMillicancuddy's Farm Subquest Unlocks a quicker path
1 electric boning knife Naughty Sorceress Quest If not acquired when passing through the zone, do not backfarm for it until defeating the wall of meat
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) 152 Moxie steam-powered model rocketship Naughty Sorceress Quest  
The Hole in the Sky 175 Moxie 8 stars Naughty Sorceress Quest Need to make Richard's star key
7 lines
1 star chart
Level 11
The Black Market N/A 1 can of black paint Quest for the Holy MacGuffin Costs 1000 Meat
1 forged identification documents Quest for the Holy MacGuffin Costs 5000 Meat
1 Red Zeppelin ticket Costs 1 priceless diamond; Required to access The Red Zeppelin if going for Copperhead Charm (rampant)
The Shore, Inc. N/A 1 your father's MacGuffin diary  
Laboratory 52 Moxie 1 Mega Gem
Belowdecks 147 Moxie 2 snakehead charrrms
The Copperhead Club N/A Copperhead Charm Alternative to snakehead charrrms; Does not require you to do Cap'm Caronch Quest
priceless diamond
The Red Zeppelin N/A Copperhead Charm (rampant)
The Black Forest 140 Moxie 1 sunken eyes  
1 broken wings
1 black market map
1 beehive Naughty Sorceress Quest Insta-kills wall of skin
An Oasis 144 Moxie 1 stone rose Quest for the Holy MacGuffin  
1 drum machine
The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert 149 Moxie 15 worm-riding manual pages
Gnasir N/A 3 desert sightseeing pamphlets Quest for the Holy MacGuffin Trade in a can of black paint, stone rose or killing jar for 1 desert sightseeing pamphlet
worm-riding hooks Trade in 15 worm-riding manual pages to obtain, requires drum machine for desert exploration
The Palindome 162 Moxie 1 hard rock candy Quest for the Holy MacGuffin  
1 photograph of God
1 hard-boiled ostrich egg
1 ketchup hound
1 stunt nuts
1 Staff of Fats
The Hidden City 165 Moxie antique machete Quest for the Holy MacGuffin Defeats dense lianas without spending a turn when equipped
1 cracked stone sphere Quest for the Holy MacGuffin  
1 mossy stone sphere
1 rough stone sphere
1 smooth stone sphere
4 triangular stones
1 ancient amulet
1 book of matches Quest for the Holy MacGuffin Unlocks The Hidden Tavern, which sells Bowls of Scorpions to skip drunk pygmies and Cups of Cursed Punch for Thrice-Cursed; Also sells Fog Murderer, a good nightcap booze
Spookyraven Manor Wine Cellar 175 Moxie loosening powder Quest for the Holy MacGuffin Mortar-dissolving solution ingredients; Unlocks the Summoning Chamber
powdered castoreum
drain dissolver
triple-distilled turpentine
detartrated anhydrous sublicalc
triatomaceous dust
bottle of Chateau de Vinegar Alternative method to open the Summoning Chamber
blasting soda
1 Eye of Ed  
The Upper Chamber 177 Moxie 10 carved wooden wheels and/or tomb ratchets Quest for the Holy MacGuffin  
The Lower Chambers ~187 Moxie 1 ancient bronze token
1 ancient bomb
1 Holy MacGuffin
Level 12
Orcish Frat House (Verge of War) 182 Moxie 1 beer helmet Mysterious Island Quest You only need one outfit or the other; note that you can obtain the outfit by adventuring on the opposite site, receiving combat adventures
1 distressed denim pants
1 bejeweled pledge pin
The Hippy Camp (Verge of War) 182 Moxie 1 reinforced beaded headband
1 bullet-proof corduroys
1 round purple sunglasses
The Battlefield 217 Moxie 4 gauze garters or filthy poultices Naughty Sorceress Quest Useful to defeat your shadow; you can also buy these from your respective side's shop. Can be replaced by other high-end HP Restorers usable in combat.
Level 13

Useful Semi-rare items

Some semi-rare items can prove very useful for completing certain quests. The table below lists a few such items.

Location Min. Stat Item Purpose
The Hidden Temple - Baa'baa'bu'ran Can drop 3 handfuls of stone wool for a speedy Hidden City unlock
Harem 20 Scented massage oil Defeating your shadow
The Valley of Rof L'm Fao 68 All components for 64735 scroll Completing the optional level 9 A Quest, LOL
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky 95 Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler Completing the Recover the Sisters' Meat level 12 sidequest
One of the 2 pre-war camps (hippy or frat) and the Cove 30 (45 for cove) 3 different potions: +100 to specific stat Aiding to defeat otherwise difficult bosses (except the sorceress of course)

Item Optimizations

Optional Quests and Items

  • Whether or not it's worthwhile to finish building the helpful but optional 31337 scroll instead of advancing to the (more stat-lucrative) Icy Peak or The Haunted Gallery depends on many factors: how easily you can survive battling there, your character's item drop skills, how many of the 3 parts you already have, whether or not there are other items you still would like in that area, and whether you have a spare zap that might convert useless scrolls into the ones you need. Accordingly, it's difficult to give a blanket recommendation for that item.
  • If you are born under a friendly Knoll sign and thus can quickly and quite cheaply obtain all the components of a meat engine as well as tires, completing the Bitchin' Meatcar Quest remains the best way of gaining access to the Desert Beach. Otherwise you might consider creating a pumpkin carriage (if you possess the relevant campground equipment) or purchasing a desert bus pass instead.
  • Getting a Meat Maid grants four extra adventures at rollover, then again for characters not born under a Knoll sign it is arguable whether it justifies the adventure cost of obtaining meat engine components, a frilly skirt and a maiden wig from Degrassi Knoll. The other two items you'll need, the disembodied brain and smart skull, are both drops that can take many turns to get normally (the brain being the much harder of the two). However, you can get each of them by using a clover in their respective areas. And if you've already completed the Cyrpt Quest, you can get both items at once by using a clover in the upgraded Cemetary. Adventurers on the Oxygenarian path can almost always justify building a maid, even if they have to stay in the Knoll a little longer, as those four extra turns per day really add up over a long run.
  • The Mysterious Island subquest items are not listed, as these should be self-evident for whichever subquests you choose to complete. Determining which subquests are beneficial to complete relies on many factors, including which side you are on, permed skills, etc. For more information, visit the Mysterious Island Quest page.
Ascension Strategy
Rankings: HC Skills - HC Familiars - HC IotMs
General: Class selection - Familiar usage - Lucky adventures
Paths: BHY - Fist - AoB - BI - ZS - AoJ - BIG! - KOLHS - CA2 - AoSP - SS - HR - Picky - Ed - Random - AoWoL - Source - NA - GN - LtA - L.A.R. - PF - G-Lover - DD
Additional Paths: DG - 2CRS - KoE - PotP - LKS - GG - Y,Robot - QT - WF - GY - JM - FotD
IotMs: Tomes - Faxing - Copying - YR - Garden - Correspondent - Workshed - Tea party - Florist