Negative Status Attacks

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Several monsters in the kingdom have attacks, or responses to attacks, which can confer undesirable effects upon you.

Regular Negative Status Effects

These, unlink the effects from Dreadsylvania, all can be removed with a soak in the hot tub.

Monster	Effect source	Effect	Duration
7-Foot Dwarf Foreman	Special Move	Grilled	5 Turns
acid blob	Successful Attack	Corroded Weapon	5 Turns
Anemone combatant	Player is Hit	Majorly Poisoned	10 Turns
apathetic lizardman	Successful Attack	Apathy	10 Turns
big creepy spider	Player is Hit	Hardly Poisoned at All	10 Turns
black adder	Specific Hit Message	Really Quite Poisoned	5 Turns
black widow	Player is Hit	Really Quite Poisoned	5 Turns
completely different spider	Player is Hit	Hardly Poisoned at All	10 Turns
conjoined zmombie	Player is Hit	Half-Eaten Brain	10 Turns
corpulent zobmie	Player is Hit	Half-Eaten Brain	5 Turns
crusty hippy	Special Move	Socialismydia	10 Turns
decent lumberjack	Player is Hit	Axe Wound	10 Turns
disease-in-the-box	Player is Hit	"The Disease"	5 Turns
dodecapede	Player is Hit	A Little Bit Poisoned	10 Turns
Elite Beer Bongadier	Special Move	Beer in Your Shoes	5 Turns
empty suit of armor	Player is Hit	Tetanus	10 Turns
grave rober zmobie	Player is Hit	Half-Eaten Brain	5 Turns
Green Ops Soldier	Special Move	Toad In The Hole	1 Turn
Green Ops Soldier	Special Move	Light-Headed	1 Turn
jamfish	Player is Hit	Majorly Poisoned	10 Turns
lumberjack supervisor	Player is Hit	Axe Wound	10 Turns
lumberjill	Player is Hit	Axe Wound	10 Turns
lumberjuan	Player is Hit	Axe Wound	10 Turns
magic dragonfish	Player is Hit	The Colors...	5 Turns
mayonnaise wasp	Player is Hit	A Little Bit Poisoned	10 Turns
mind flayer	Player is Hit	Confused	10 Turns
Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge	Special Move	Light-Headed	1 Turn
mutant gila monster	Player is Hit	Really Quite Poisoned	5 Turns
mutant saguaro	Player is Hit	Really Quite Poisoned	5 Turns
Neptune flytrap	Player is Hit	Really Quite Poisoned	10 Turns
Panty Raider Frat Boy	Special Move	Strangulated	1 Turn
Procrastination Giant	Successful Melee Attack	Cunctatitis	5 Turns
Protagonist	Player is Hit	Temporary Amnesia	5 Turns
Protector Spectre	Player is Hit	Tangled Up	1 Turn
Quantum Mechanic	Player is Hit	Teleportitis	10 Turns
Spectral Jellyfish	Player is Hit	Somewhat Poisoned	10 Turns
swamp skunk	Critical Hit	Skunkulated	10 Turns
swarm of killer bees	Player is Hit	Somewhat Poisoned	10 Turns
swarm of mutant fire ants	Player is Hit	Really Quite Poisoned	5 Turns
tribal goblin	Special Move	Somewhat Poisoned	10 Turns
trophyfish	Player is Hit	Really Quite Poisoned	5 Turns
tomb asp	Player is Hit	Really Quite Poisoned	10 Turns
War Frat Elite Wartender	Special Move	Easily Embarrassed	10 Turns
War Hippy Airborne Commander	Special Move	All Covered In Whatsit	5 Turns
War Hippy Elder Shaman	Special Move	Flared Nostrils	10 Turns
whitesnake	Player is Hit	A Little Bit Poisoned	10 Turns
zmobie	Player is Hit	Half-Eaten Brain	5 Turns
zombie waltzers	Player is Hit	Half-Eaten Brain	10 Turns

Prevention Equipment

There are certain pieces of equipment which can prevent the regular effects from being inflicted 75% of the time:

• ancient stone head
• Belt of Loathing
• crusty hula hoop
• giant pinky ring
• gold wedding ring

Equipping multiple sources of protection will not increase their effect; having a giant pinky ring and an ancient stone head equipped, for example, will still only block 75% of status attack.

When one of these items blocks a negative effect, one of these messages will be displayed:

You have an intense feeling of dread, but it quickly passes.

There's a tingling in your <thigh>, but the feeling passes.

You get a little queasy, but the feeling quickly passes.

The bezoar ring prevents all poison effects 100% of the time.

Dreadsylvania Status Effects

Monsters in the Clan Dungeon Dreadsylvania have harder to remove negative status effects. The Hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa, an NPC store item costing one Freddy Krueggerand, will remove these.

TODO: table of Dreadsylvanian NSA

Positive Status Effects

There are a few attacks that are positive, and are listed here for inclusiveness only. Unlike the effects listed above, they cannot be removed with all-purpose cleaner. (Some people consider the -ML of Fearless a negative attribute, but the game does not.)

Monster	Effect source	Effect	Duration
fiendish can of asparagus	Player is Hit	What's That Smell?	5 Turns
Ninja Snowman (Chopsticks)	Specific Hit Message	Fearless	10 Turns
Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist	Player is Hit	Mad at Science	5 Turns
warwelf	Player is Hit	Mild Lycanthropy	10 Turns
Weremoose	Special Move	Lycanthropy, Eh?	10 Turns