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==Notes==
==Notes==
*Once per [[ascension]], any monster here can randomly drop [[hot pink lipstick]] if a [[Sleazy Gravy Fairy]] is used.
*Once per [[ascension]], any monster here can randomly drop [[hot pink lipstick]] if a [[Sleazy Gravy Fairy]] is used.
*Appearantly, there's a library across the street from The Sleazy Back Alley. While it cannot be accessed, it is spoken in the following bits of text.
*Apparently, there's a library across the street from The Sleazy Back Alley. While it cannot be accessed, it is spoken in the following bits of text.
**[[Talk to the Deep Fat Friars]] (the local library (you know, the one across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley))
**[[Talk to the Deep Fat Friars]] (the local library (you know, the one across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley))
**[[Your father's MacGuffin diary]] (the library across the street from the sleazy back alley)
**[[Your father's MacGuffin diary]] (the library across the street from the sleazy back alley)
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**[[Room, Interrupted]] (you know, the one across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley?)
**[[Room, Interrupted]] (you know, the one across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley?)
**[[A Lost Room]] (you know, the one across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley?)
**[[A Lost Room]] (you know, the one across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley?)
**[[GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card]] use text (take it to the post office that's next door to the library that's across from the Sleazy Back Alley)


[[Category:Locations|Sleazy Back Alley, The]]
[[Category:Locations|Sleazy Back Alley, The]]

Revision as of 17:29, 4 March 2014

The Sleazy Back Alley
The Sleazy Back Alley
The Sleazy Back Alley
Zone Num 112
Location Wrong Side of the Tracks
Unlocks Open by default
Recom Stat 0
Combat % 79.9
ML 1
Terrain outdoor
Special Adventures
Lucky In the Still of the Alley
Turtle No Man, No Hole
Ultra Rare Crazy bastard
Bad Moon Sandwiched in the Club
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The Sleazy Back Alley is located in Seaside Town on the Wrong Side of the Tracks.

Combat Adventures


big creepy spider This monster is a Bug -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: spider web, spider web, drop of filthy ichorb
  • Meat Drop: 4-6
  • Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 11
  • Monster Defense: 0
  • Hit Points: 1
  • Initiative: 40
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Note: A successful attack from this monster has a chance of giving you 10 Adventures of Hardly Poisoned at All.

completely different spider This monster is a Bug -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: spider web, spider web
  • Meat Drop: 4-6
  • Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 11
  • Monster Defense: 0
  • Hit Points: 1
  • Initiative: 40
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Note: A successful attack from this monster has a chance of giving you 10 Adventures of Hardly Poisoned at All.

drunken half-orc hobo This monster is a Hobo -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: dirty hobo gloves, Mad Train wine, moxie weed, hobo gristleb, Boozehounds Anonymous tokenp, beer-battered accordiona
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 11
  • Monster Defense: 0
  • Hit Points: 1
  • Initiative: 40
  • Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze
  • Note: Only encountered during the first ascension and alternating ascensions after that. Otherwise, you encounter hung-over half-orc hobos instead.

hung-over half-orc hobo This monster is a Hobo -- (edit metadata)

rushing bum This monster is a Hobo -- (edit metadata)

scavenger bugbear This monster is a Beast -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: BURT
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 5 • Substat Gain: 1.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 15
  • Monster Defense: 4
  • Hit Points: 5
  • Initiative: 150
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Damage Resistance: ?
  • Note: Only encountered when in the Bugbear Invasion path

crazy bastard This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: crazy bastard sword
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 20 • Substat Gain: 4 • Moxie for No Hit*: 30
  • Monster Defense: 18
  • Hit Points: 25
  • Initiative: always
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Note: An ultra rare adventure.

Non-combat Adventures


Aww, Craps
Aww, Craps
  • Cheat Just a Little: 4-5 Smarm
  • Cheat Like Crazy: 7 Smarm and 31-40 meat or lose 2 HP
  • Bilk 'em, Danno: 6-8 Smarm, 41-49 meat, and Smugness (10 Adventures) or lose all HP
  • Walk Away: (Does not use an adventure)

Dumpster Diving
Dumpster Diving
drunken half-orc hobo This monster is a Hobo -- (edit metadata)

The Entertainer
The Entertainer
  • Put on a classical tragedy: 4-5 Smarm
  • Do a musical, instead: 2-4 Smarm, 2-4 Strongness
  • Try for a science-fiction double feature: 15 meat or 15 meat and 6-8 Magicalness
  • Introduce them to avant-garde: (Does not use an adventure)

Please, Hammer
Please, Hammer

Under the Knife
Under the Knife
  • Yes! I'm trapped in the wrong body! (500 Meat): Switch Genders
  • Umm, no thanks. Seriously.: (Does not use an adventure)

Bree-Yark!

Spirit of the Slug Lord

Don't Hurt 'Em

They Tried and Pailed

Now's Your Pants! I Mean... Your Chance!
  • Note: This adventure is triggered by accepting the quest to join a guild as a Disco Bandit or Accordion Thief, and will occur on the 6th turn spent in this zone after accepting the quest.
  • Note: A one-time superlikely adventure.

Lucky You, Unlucky Hobo

In the Still of the Alley

No Man, No Hole

All-but-Dissertation Tucker Dummychuck, the Fingerless Hobo

All-but-Dissertation Tucker Dummychuck, the Fingerless Hobo

For Sale By Squatter

Sandwiched in the Club

Obsolete Adventures

This area underwent a major revision on November 28, 2006.


An Amateur Pickpocket is You!
  • Meat Drops: 5
  • Substat Gain: 1 Smarm

The Bum's Dilemma
  • Meat Drops: 8

Dumpster Diver
  • Meat Drops: 9

Hammer Time

Happy Birthday!

Knob Goblin Intrigue
  • Meat Drops: 7
  • Substat Gain: 1 Smarm

Knob Goblin Philosophy

Knob Goblin Rumble

Meat-Shaped Box
  • Meat Drops: 10

Out of Aces
  • Meat Drops: 10

A Strike in the Dark

Spared in the Dark

Notes