User:VinnyB/Bonus Spell Damage
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Equipment
These are all the equipment in the game which give bonus spell damage. Chefstaves usually provide both percentage and absolute bonuses, and are worth considering separately. (Other equipment that provides both bonus types will simply appear in both lists.)
| Item | % Bonus |
Abs. Bonus |
Other | Prereq | Notes |
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| Staff of the Roaring Hearth | +250% | +40 to Hot | Regen 30-35 MP/adv | 250 Mys | Jiggle: Hot Damage, with a group multiplier Base staff: Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg (drop from HM Skeleton boss in Dreadsylvania) |
| Staff of the Deepest Freeze | +200% | +30 to Cold | Regen 20-30 MP/adv | 200 Mys | Jiggle: Cold Damage and delevels Base staff: Frosty's arm (drop from cold zone boss in Hobopolis) |
| Staff of Kitchen Royalty | +200% | Regen 30-40 MP/adv +50% Moxie +4 Adv & +4 PvP Fights over rollover |
200 Mys | Jiggle: Spooky Damage, thrice Base staff: scepter of the Skeleton Lord (dropped by a boss in FantasyRealm) | |
| Staff of Frozen Lard | +200% | +20 to Cold +20 to Sleaze |
Regen 15-20 MP/adv | 200 Mys | Jiggle: Cold Damage and Sleaze Damage and staggers Base staff: pristine walrus tusk (tradeable) |
| The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | +200% | +30 to Sleaze | Regen 20-30 MP/adv | 200 Mys | Jiggle: Sleaze Damage and delevel, expending almost half of the staff's accumulated beer cans Dropped by The Necbromancer in The Haunted Sorority House (no longer available) |
| Staff of Simmering Hatred | +200% | Regen 20-30 MP/adv -10% to enemy defense |
125 Mys | Jiggle: Hot Damage, delevel, and stagger Dropped by Yog-Urt (as a PM) | |
| Staff of the Grease Trap | +150% | +20 to Sleaze | Regen 8-10 MP/adv | 125 Mys | Jiggle: Sleaze Damage Base staff: giant cheesestick (tradeable) |
| Staff of the Scummy Sink | +150% | +20 to Sleaze | Regen 8-10 MP/adv Slime Hates It |
125 Mys | Jiggle: Sleaze Damage Base staff: slime-covered staff (the slime-covered version of rusty staff) |
| Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | +150% | +20 to Cold | Regen 8-10 MP/adv | 125 Mys | Jiggle: Cold Damage and delevel Base staff: ram stick (tradeable) |
| Staff of the Cozy Fish | +150% | +15% Mysticality Reduces Underwater Pressure Penalty by 30% |
85 Mys | Jiggle: Staggers, Delevels, and (vs Mer-kin) sometimes drops a Mer-kin item Using a fish stick cozy with a fish stick | |
| Staff of the Kitchen Floor | +150% | +20 to Stench | Regen 8-10 MP/adv | 125 Mys | Jiggle: Stench Damage Base staff: linoleum staff (tradeable) |
| Staff of the Grand Flambé | +150% | Regen 8-10 MP/adv +5 Cold Resistance |
125 Mys | Jiggle: Hot Damage Base staff: smoldering staff (tradeable) | |
| Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | +125% | Regen 7-8 MP/adv +15 Mysticality |
125 Mys | Jiggle: Physical Damage Base staff: Staff of the Black Kettle (see below) | |
| Staff of the Woodfire | +100% | Regen 5-15 MP/adv +10 Myst Stats/Fight |
150 Mys | Jiggle: Sleaze, Spooky, and Hot Damage Staff itself is tradeable (content from the Shivering Timbers world event) | |
| Staff of Holiday Sensations | +75% | +15 to Cold | Regen 5-6 MP/adv | 75 Mys | Jiggle: Cold Damage Base staff: giant candy cane (tradeable) |
| Staff of the Black Kettle | +75% | Regen 5-6 MP/adv +10 Mysticality |
75 Mys | Jiggle: Physical Damage Base staff: Staff of the Teapot Tempest (see below) | |
| Staff of the Lunch Lady | +75% | Regen 5-6 MP/adv +15 Max HP & MP +25% Food Drops |
KOLHSonly, 75 Mys |
Jiggle: Does Nothing (?) Constructed in Shop Class | |
| Staff of the Soupbone | +75% | Regen 5-6 MP/adv +15 Max MP |
75 Mys | Jiggle: Spooky Damage Base staff: rib of the Bonerdagon (radio @ 5); also requires Glass Balls of the Goblin King (radio @ 3) | |
| Spooky Putty snake | +50% | +20 to Spooky | Regen 6-8 MP/adv | Foldable form | Jiggle: Spooky Damage (~25% of enemy's current HP) Folded from Spooky Putty |
| Staff of the Electric Range | +50% | +20 to Spooky | Regen 8-10 MP/adv | 75 Mys | Jiggle: Gain MP Base staff: Jacob's rung (tradeable) |
| Staff of Queso Escusado | +50% | +20 to Stench | Regen 6-8 MP/adv | Foldable form | Jiggle: Stench Damage, based on stinky cheese charge Folded from stinky cheese |
| Staff of the Greasefire | +35% | +10 to Hot +10 to Sleaze |
Regen 3-4 MP/adv | 20 Mys | Jiggle: Hot Damage and Sleaze Damage Base staff: Kentucky-fried meat staff (tradeable) |
| Staff of the Teapot Tempest | +25% | Regen 3-4 MP/adv +5 Mysticality |
25 Mys | Jiggle: Physical Damage Base staff: big stirring stick (tradeable) | |
| Staff of Blood and Pudding | +25% | Regen 2-3 MP/adv +15 Max HP |
15 Mys | Jiggle: Steal HP Base staff: dripping meat staff (tradeable) | |
| Staff of the Midnight Snack | +20% | +10 to Spooky | Regen 2-3 MP/adv | 15 Mys | Jiggle: Spooky Damage Base staff: spooky staff (tradeable) |
| Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | +20% | +10 to Stench | Regen 2-3 MP/adv | 15 Mys | Jiggle: Stench Damage and stagger Pumpkin Patch content |
| Staff of the Short Order Cook | +20% | Regen 2-3 MP/adv +5 Mysticality |
15 Mys | Jiggle: Physical Damage Base staff: basic meat staff (tradeable) | |
| Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | +2X +5 to Sleaze |
Regen 2-3 MP/adv +5 Smithsness X = Smithsness |
Jiggle: Physical Damage (~30% of enemy's current HP) Smith's Tome content | ||
| Staff of the Staff of Life | +50% | Regen 5-6 MP/adv Regen 10-12 HP/adv +30 Max HP |
AoJonly, 50 Mys |
Jiggle: Full Heal (5x/day) and Stagger Ingredient: cosmic dough | |
| Staff of the Standalone Cheese | +50% | Regen 5-6 MP/adv +30% Initiative |
AoJonly, 50 Mys |
Jiggle: Full-Day Banish (5x/day; banishes are cumulative) Ingredient: cosmic cheese | |
| Staff of the All-Steak | +50% | Regen 5-6 MP/adv +15 DR |
AoJonly, 50 Mys |
Jiggle: +300% Items (5x/day) Ingredient: cosmic potted meat product | |
| Staff of the Cream of the Cream | +50% | Regen 5-6 MP/adv +30 Moxie |
AoJonly, 50 Mys |
Quest item; Jiggle: Creamfaction (5x/day; add 2 copies and ignore normal queue rejection) Ingredient: cosmic cream | |
| Staff of the Healthy Breakfast | +10 | Regen 2-4 MP/adv +10% Items +15 Max HP |
AoJonly | Jiggle: Heal and Stagger Ingredient: cosmic egg | |
| Staff of the Light Lunch | +10 | Regen 2-3 MP/adv +15% Initiative |
AoJonly | Jiggle: Cold Damage Ingredient: cosmic vegetable | |
| Staff of the Hearty Dinner | +10 | Regen 2-3 MP/adv +5 DR |
AoJonly | Jiggle: Delevel and Stagger Ingredient: cosmic potato | |
| Staff of Fruit Salad | +10 | Regen 2-3 MP/adv +10 Moxie |
AoJonly | Jiggle: Prismatic Damage Ingredient: cosmic fruit |
| Item | Slot | % Bonus |
Other | Prereqs & Costs |
Notes |
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| Lens of Hatred | Hat | +60% | +15% Meat -10% to enemy defense |
125 Mox | |
| norwhal helmet | Hat | +60% | +2 Myst Stats/Fight +60% Booze Drops |
50 Mys | |
| sugar chapeau | Hat | +50% | +10% Spell Crit Regen 3-5 MP/adv |
sugar sheet | |
| warbear plain helm | Hat | +50% | +25% Weapon Damage +20 WarBear Armor Penetration |
10 Muscle; 10 warbear helm fragments |
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| Mer-kin facecowl | Hat | +30% | +10% Mysticality Regen 8-12 MP/adv |
85 Mox | |
| plain paper hat | Hat | +30% | +25 to Cold Spells +20 Cold Damage |
60 Mox | |
| foam commodore's hat | Hat | +25% | +25% Weapon Damage | 85 Mox | |
| eelskin hat | Hat | +15% | 30-40 Passive Damage (underwater adventuring) | 85 Mys | |
| spaghetti cult mask | Hat | +15% | 62 Mox | ||
| sea shawl | Back | +150%* | +15% Mysticality +100 Max HP |
85 Mys | Bonus Spell Damage for Underwater opponents only |
| witch's bra | Shirt | +50% | +50 to Cold Spells Tunes PM spells to Cold |
85 Mys | |
| psycho sweater | Shirt | +20% | +25% Weapon Damage | 35 Mus | |
| lightning rod | Weapon (1H) | +200% | +50 Max MP Regen 5-10 MP/adv |
Disappears at the end of day | |
| Stick-Knife of Loathing | Weapon (1H) | +200% | +100% Weapon Damage +5 Cold Resistance |
150 Mus | |
| battery-powered drill | Weapon (1H) | +100% | +50 Max HP & MP +10 ML +10% Meat |
47 Mus | |
| Byte | Weapon (1H) | +100% | +15% Spell Crit | 200 Mus | |
| wrench | Weapon (1H) | +100% | +50 Max MP | Item will disappear at the end of the day | |
| candy stick | Weapon (1H) | +50% | +40% Candy | 25 Mys Grimstone Golem familiar, if in HC |
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| Dinsey's pizza cutter | Weapon (1H) | +50% | +2 Res All Motorized Blade is Good for Twisting |
100 Mys | |
| Sword of Dark Omens | Weapon (1H) | +50% | +5% All Attributes +3 Prismatic Damage |
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| Staff of Ed (Actually Ed the Undying) | Weapon (1H) | +25% | +25% Mysticality Regen 2-6 MP/adv +5 Pool Skill |
Quest item | |
| "honey" dipper | Weapon (1H) | +30% | +25 to Stench Spells +20 Stench Damage |
60 Mys | |
| obsidian nutcracker | Weapon (1H) | +30% | 60 Mys | ||
| bastard baster | Weapon (1H) | +20% | 47 Mys | ||
| polyester peeler | Weapon (1H) | +20% | Regen 2-4 MP/adv Increases the damage of Stuffed Mortar Shell |
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| macroplane grater | Weapon (1H) | +10% | 35 Mys | ||
| silver cheese-slicer | Weapon (1H) | +10% | 55 Mys | ||
| enchanted fire extinguisher | Off-Hand | +100% | +30 to Cold Spells Tunes PM spells to Cold |
200 Mys | Brushfires event item; previously, also tuned Sa spells |
| The Necbromancer's Stein | Off-Hand | +100% | +30 to Spooky Spells Tunes PM spells to Spooky |
200 Mys | The Haunted Sorority House Boss Item |
| Ol' Scratch's ash can | Off-Hand | +100% | +30 to Hot Spells Tunes [???] spells to Hot |
Sa ??? 200 Mys |
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| Wand of Oscus | Off-Hand | +100% | +30 to Stench Spells Tunes PM spells to Stench |
200 Mys | Hobopolis Boss Item |
| Cold Stone of Hatred | Off-Hand | +60% | +20% Mysticality -10% to enemy defense |
125 Mus | |
| astral statuette | Off-Hand | +50% | +25% Mysticality +4 Adv/day |
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| Bag o' Tricks | Off-Hand | +50% | +10% Items +15% Meat Regen 10-12 MP/adv |
Can be opened in/out of combat (see item page for details). | |
| Jarlsberg's pan | Off-Hand | +50% | +2 Myst Stats/Fight Regen 8-10 MP/adv +30 DR (first hit only) +50% Food Drops +1 Food Conj for Jarlsberg Converts Food/Booze to Cosmic Calories in Cosmic mode |
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| red wagon | Off-Hand | +50% | +15% Mysticality +300 Max MP |
200 Mys | |
| skull gearshift knob | Off-Hand | +30% | +25 to Spooky Spells +20 Spooky Damage |
60 Mus | |
| Loathing Legion kitchen sink | Off-Hand | +25% | Foldable into many other items | ||
| Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | Off-Hand | +25% | +25 Max MP +5% Spell Crit |
Can be Canhandled | |
| double-ice box | Off-Hand | +10% | Deals 10-20 Cold every round Tunes PM spells to Cold |
20 Mys | |
| fish stick | Weapon (2H) | +15% | +5% Mysticality | 85 Mus | |
| Pantaloons of Hatred | Pants | +60% | +4 Adv/day -10% to enemy defense |
125 Mys | Grants the Static Shock combat skill, which restores MP. |
| warbear battle greaves | Pants | +50% | +25% Weapon Damage +20 WarBear Armor Penetration |
10 Moxie | Obtained by using 10 Warbear trouser fragments |
| fire hose | Pants | +30% | +25 to Hot Spells +20 Hot Damage |
60 Mox | |
| pantogram pants | Pants | +20% | Many different potential effects | pantogram | Many different potential effects |
| strawberyl necklace | Accessory1 only | +200%* | *Candy Diorama (now inaccessible) only | ||
| navel ring of navel gazing | Accessory1 only | +100% | +25% Mysticality -1 MP to use Skills Intrinsic Effect: Omphaloskepsis |
Intrinsic prevents 50% of enemy attacks, provides potentially-free runaways (which share a counter with GAP, and gives a variety of possible end-of-combat bonuses; not equippable in HC | |
| rope with some soap on it | Accessory1 only | +100%* | *Only vs hobos | 200 Mys | |
| tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | Accessory | +100% | +100 Max MP | 35 Mys | Very rare |
| Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | Accessory1 only | +60% | -5% CF -10% to enemy defense Restores HP on successful runaway |
125 Mox | |
| Girdle of Hatred | Accessory1 only | +60% | +45% Initiative -10% to enemy defense Grants the Tighten Girdle combat skill |
125 Mus | |
| cursed ring finger ring | Accessory1 only | +50% | +30 to Spooky Spells +10% Spell Crit |
200 Mys | |
| moon-amber necklace | Accessory1 only | +50% | +200 Max MP +0-25% Mysticality based on the Moons |
200 Mys | |
| warbear laser bowtie | Accessory1 only | +50% | +25% Weapon Damage +20 WarBear Armor Protection |
10 Mys | Obtained by using 10 warbear accoutrements chunks |
| wool sock | Accessory1 only | +40% | +20 Mysticality -5 Muscle & Moxie |
10 Mys | |
| Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | Accessory1 only | +30% | +15% Items +10% Spell Crit Sometimes acquire a random potion after combat |
35 Mys | |
| Sketcherz™ | Accessory | +30% | +25 to Sleaze Spells +20 Sleaze Damage |
60 Mys | |
| Ankh of Badahnkadh | Accessory1 only | +25% | 67 Mys | ||
| tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | Accessory1 only | +25% | +5% Mysticality | 10 Mys | |
| blackberry slippers | Accessory1 only | +5% | +10 Spell Damage +10 Mysticality |
75 Mys | |
| tiny die-cast factory worker elf | Accessory | +5% |
| Item(s) | Slot(s) | Abs. Bonus |
Elem. Bonus |
Other | Prereqs & Costs |
Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bugbear Costume | Outfit (hat, pants) | +3 | +3 Mysticality | |||
| Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | Hat | +30 to Hot | +20% Mysticality | Sa, 200 Mys |
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| plain paper hat | Hat | +25 to Cold | +30% Spell Damage +20 Cold Damage |
60 Mox | ||
| Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | Hat | +25 | +35% Mysticality +15% Spell Crit |
50 Mox | ||
| astral chapeau | Hat | +20 | +25% Mysticality Regen 3-5 MP/adv |
Choice of astral equipment | ||
| Mer-kin bunwig | Hat | +20 | +10% Spell Crit | 85 Mox | ||
| wumpus-hair wig | Hat | +20 to Stench | +20 Stench Damage -5 Moxie |
35 Mox | ||
| big bad voodoo mask | Hat | +15 | +7 Mysticality | 65 Mox | ||
| ratty knitted cap | Hat | +15 to Sleaze | +15 Sleaze Damage | |||
| Ancient Saucehelm | Hat | +11 | +11 Mysticality | Sa, 15 Mys |
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| enchantlers | Hat | +10 to Hot | 42 Mox | |||
| hot daub bun | Hat | +9 to Hot | +9 Hot Damage | 27 Mys | ||
| clown wig | Hat | +3 | +3 Mysticality | 10 Mox | ||
| Hollandaise helmet | Hat | +1 | ||||
| ravioli hat | Hat | +1 | ||||
| ghost shawl | Back Item | +50 | +5% Spell Crit | 200 Mys | ||
| wings of fire | Back Item | +25 to Hot | +25 Hot Damage | |||
| black cloak | Back Item | +10 | 75 Mys | |||
| witch's bra | Shirt | +50 to Cold | +50% Spell Damage Tunes PM Spells to Cold |
85 Mys | ||
| demonskin jacket | Shirt | +5 to Hot | +5 Mysticality | 25 Mus | ||
| flyest of shirts | Shirt | +5 | +5 Moxie | 25 Mus | ||
| "honey" dipper | Weapon (1H) | +25 to Stench | +30% Spell Damage +20 Stench Damage |
60 Mys | ||
| Windsor Pan of the Source | Weapon (1H) | +23 | +15 Mysticality +11% Spell Crit Grants the combat skill Saucemageddon |
60 Mys | Enables the casting of 20-turn Sauceror buffs; Sauceror's Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon | |
| ancient ice cream scoop | Weapon (1H) | +20 | 70 Mys | |||
| electric crutch | Weapon (1H) | +20 | Obtained from your Pen Pal | |||
| half-melted spoon | Weapon (1H) | +10 | +10 to Hot | 42 Mys | ||
| scratch 'n' sniff sword | Weapon (1H) | +20X | X = rock band stickers attached Other stickers will produce enchantments |
Stickers fall off after 20 combat turns (each slot has its own counter) | Three sticker slots available; weapon can be folded between melee and ranged form at will (leaving stickers intact) | |
| scratch 'n' sniff crossbow | ||||||
| teflon spatula | Weapon (1H) | +40 | +10% Mysticality +3 Sleaze Resistance |
85 Mys | ||
| star spatula | Weapon (1H) | +18 | 60 Mys | |||
| Keel-haulin' knife | Weapon (1H) | +17 | 60 Mys | |||
| 17-alarm Saucepan | Weapon (1H) | +15 to Hot | +11 Mysticality | Sa, 15 Mys |
Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs; S' Legendary Epic Weapon | |
| giant artisanal rice peeler | Weapon (1H) | +15 | 60 Mys | |||
| honey dipper | Weapon (1H) | +15 | +5% Mysticality Regen 3-7 MP/adv |
72 Mys | ||
| Jacob's rung | Weapon (1H) | +15 | +15 Max MP | 45 Mys | ||
| silver shrimp fork | Weapon (1H) | +14 | +5 Weapon Damage | 45 Mys | Increased adventures and stats when eating pr0n cocktails | |
| oversized pizza cutter | Weapon (1H) | +13 | 35 Mys | |||
| chopsticks | Weapon (1H) | +12 | +20% Initiative | 23 Mys | ||
| bat whip | Weapon (1H) | +10 | +5 ML | |||
| crystalline reamer | Weapon (1H) | +10 | 22 Mys | |||
| huge spoon | Weapon (1H) | +10 | 30 Mys | |||
| iron dagger | Weapon (1H) | 10 | +3 Muscle +5% Items |
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| iron pasta spoon | Weapon (1H) | +10 | 40 Mys | |||
| ironic battle spoon | Weapon (1H) | +10 | 5 Mys | |||
| war tongs | Weapon (1H) | +10 Hot | +10 Hot Damage | 75 Mys | ||
| warbear oil pan | Weapon (1H) | +10 Hot, +10 Sleaze |
Grants the skill Spray Hot Grease | Sa | ||
| Knob Goblin melon baller | Weapon (1H) | +8 | 25 Mys | |||
| filthy pestle | Weapon (1H) | +7 | 15 Mys | |||
| jack flapper | Weapon (1H) | +5 | 2 Mys | |||
| shiny butcherknife | Weapon (1H) | +5 | ||||
| wooden spoon | Weapon (1H) | +5 | 10 Mys | |||
| Knob Goblin spatula | Weapon (1H) | +4 | ||||
| breadwand | Weapon (1H) | +3 | ||||
| Gnollish pie server | Weapon (1H) | +3 | ||||
| Gnollish slotted spoon | Weapon (1H) | +3 | ||||
| portable corkscrew | Weapon (1H) | +3 | +3 Weapon Damage | |||
| eggbeater | Weapon (1H) | +2 | ||||
| Knob Goblin tongs | Weapon (1H) | +2 | ||||
| rubber spatula | Weapon (1H) | +2 | ||||
| corn holder | Weapon (1H) | +1 | ||||
| little paper umbrella | Weapon (1H) | +1 | ||||
| big bumboozer marble | Off-Hand Item | +80 | 85 Mys | |||
| black catseye marble | Off-Hand Item | +75 to Spooky | 85 Mys | |||
| beach ball marble | Off-Hand Item | +35 | +35 to Hot, +35 to Cold |
85 Mys | ||
| deck of lewd playing cards | Off-Hand Item | +69 to Sleaze | +69 Sleaze Damage +5% Moxie |
22 Mys | ||
| steely marble | Off-Hand Item | +65 to Sleaze | 85 Mys | |||
| beige clambroth marble | Off-Hand Item | +30 | +30 to Hot | 85 Mys | ||
| jet bennie marble | Off-Hand Item | +55 to Spooky | 85 Mys | |||
| bumblebee marble | Off-Hand Item | +50 | 85 Mys | |||
| card sleeve | Off-Hand Item | +45 | With an Alice's Army Foil Alchemist inserted | |||
| lemonade marble | Off-Hand Item | +45 to Cold | 85 Mys | |||
| red China marble | Off-Hand Item | +40 to Hot | 85 Mys | |||
| brown crock marble | Off-Hand Item | +35 to Stench | 85 Mys | |||
| disturbing fanfic | Off-Hand Item | +30 to Sleaze | 15 Mys | |||
| enchanted fire extinguisher | Off-Hand Item | +30 to Cold | +100% Spell Damage Tunes PM spells to Cold |
200 Mys | Brushfires event item | |
| marinara jug | Off-Hand Item | +30 | Sa, 150 Mys |
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| The Necbromancer's Stein | Off-Hand Item | +30 to Spooky | +100% Spell Damage Tunes PM spells to Spooky |
200 Mys | ||
| Ol' Scratch's ash can | Off-Hand Item | +30 to Hot | +100% Spell Damage Tunes [all???] spells to Hot |
Sa, 200 Mys |
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| Wand of Oscus | Off-Hand Item | +30 to Stench | +100% Spell Damage Tunes PM spells to Stench |
PM, 200 Mys |
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| green peawee marble | Off-Hand Item | +30 to Stench | 85 Mys | |||
| skull gearshift knob | Off-Hand Item | +25 to Spooky | +30% Spell Damage +20 Spooky Damage |
60 Mus | ||
| Elizabeth's Dollie | Off-Hand Item | +25 to Spooky | Stupendous Cold Resistance (+4) | 45 Mys | ||
| bakelite bowl | Off-Hand Item | +20 | +20 Max MP Increases the number of Ravioli Shurikens you can conjure |
40 Mus | ||
| kickback cookbook | Off-Hand Item | +20 | 5 Mys | Purchased from Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery for 4000 Meat | ||
| Operation Patriot Shield | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | +20 | (Spell Damage Bonus for Sa only) +3 Stats/Fight +20 Max HP & MP +1 DR per level Other class-specific enchantments Grants the combat skill Throw Shield Cannot equip in Hardcore |
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| red book | Off-Hand Item | +20 | Regen 5-10 HP/adv | 60 Mys | ||
| card sleeve | Off-Hand Item | +15 | With an Alice's Army Alchemist inserted | |||
| Engorged Sausages and You | Off-Hand Item | +15 | Tunes PM spells to Sleaze +20% Food Drops |
35 Mys | ||
| little black book | Off-Hand Item | +15 | Regen 5-6 MP/adv | 65 Mys | ||
| Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | Off-Hand Item | +10 | Tunes PM spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) to Hot | |||
| Cookbook of the Damned | Off-Hand Item | +10 | Tunes PM spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) to Stench | |||
| Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | Off-Hand Item | +10 to Hot | ||||
| Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | Off-Hand Item | +10 to Stench | ||||
| eye of the Tiger-lily | Off-Hand Item | +10 | +5% Items | 20 Mys | ||
| Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | Off-Hand Item | +10 | Tunes PM spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) to Cold | |||
| Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | Off-Hand Item | +10 | +15 Max HP Regen 4-5 HP/adv Can be Canhandled |
5 Mys | ||
| Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | Off-Hand Item | +10 | +5 Max HP & MP Regen 1-3 HP & MP/adv Can be Canhandled |
5 Mys | ||
| Necrotelicomnicon | Off-Hand Item | +10 | Tunes PM spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) to Spooky | |||
| Sinful Desires | Off-Hand Item | +10 | Tunes PM spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) to Sleaze | |||
| Tesla's Electroplated Beans | Off-Hand Item | +10 | +15 Max MP Regen 4-5 MP/adv Can be Canhandled |
5 Mys | ||
| foon of fearfulness | Off-Hand Item | +8 to Spooky | +3 Mysticality | 10 Mys | ||
| foon of fleshiness | Off-Hand Item | +8 to Sleaze | +3 Mysticality | 10 Mys | ||
| foon of foulness | Off-Hand Item | +8 to Stench | +3 Mysticality | 10 Mys | ||
| foon of frigidity | Off-Hand Item | +8 to Cold | +3 Mysticality | 10 Mys | ||
| foon of fulmination | Off-Hand Item | +8 to Hot | +3 Mysticality | 10 Mys | ||
| Latte lovers member's mug | Off-Hand Item | +5 | Many possible configurations | Choice of latte flavor | ||
| 2-ball | Off-Hand Item | +5 to Cold | +5 Cold Damage | |||
| 3-ball | Off-Hand Item | +5 to Spooky | +5 Spooky Damage | |||
| 4-ball | Off-Hand Item | +5 to Sleaze | +5 Sleaze Damage | |||
| 5-ball | Off-Hand Item | +5 to Hot | +5 Hot Damage | |||
| 6-ball | Off-Hand Item | +5 to Stench | +5 Stench Damage | |||
| 9-ball | Off-Hand Item | +5 | +5 Weapon Damage +5 Ranged Damage |
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| basic meat foon | Off-Hand Item | +3 | +3 Mysticality | 10 Mys | ||
| slime-covered staff | Weapon (2H) | +60 | Tunes [all ???] spells to Sleaze -10% Initiative |
200 Mys | Created by sliming a rusty staff. | |
| PVC staff | Weapon (2H) | +60 to Cold | +15% Mysticality +10% Items |
85 Mus | ||
| rusty staff | Weapon (2H) | +25 | +5% Spell Crit | 85 Mys | ||
| massive sitar | Weapon (2H) | +20 | +12 Mysticality | 80 Mox | ||
| rib of the Bonerdagon | Weapon (2H) | +15 | +5 Mysticality +5 Muscle |
25 Mus | ||
| giant cheesestick | Weapon (2H) | +11 to Sleaze | +5 Mysticality | 45 Mus | ||
| smoldering staff | Weapon (2H) | +11 to Stench | +7 Mysticality +5 Moxie |
45 Mus | ||
| clockwork staff | Weapon (2H) | +10 | 3x Crit Chance Restores 3-24 MP on Crit |
25 Mys | ||
| hand-carved staff | Weapon (2H) | +10 | +10% Mysticality +1 Res All |
30 Mus | ||
| ram-battering staff | Weapon (2H) | +10 to Hot | +5 Moxie | 52 Mus | ||
| soylent staff | Weapon (2H) | +10 | +4 Mysticality | 35 Mus | ||
| foot-long hot daub | Weapon (2H) | +9 to Hot | +9 Hot Damage | 27 Mus | ||
| hairy staff | Weapon (2H) | +7 | +7 Mysticality Regen 5-7 MP/adv |
45 Mus | ||
| linoleum crossbow | Weapon (2H) | +7 | +7 Moxie | 35 Mox | ||
| linoleum staff | Weapon (2H) | +7 | +7 Mysticality | 45 Mus | ||
| linoleum sword | Weapon (2H) | +7 | +7 Muscle | 40 Mus | ||
| projectile icemaker | Weapon (2H) | +7 | +7 Moxie +5 Cold Damage |
45 Mox | ||
| shuddersword | Weapon (2H) | +7 | +7 Muscle +5 Spooky Damage |
45 Mus | ||
| big stirring stick | Weapon (2H) | +5 | +7 Mysticality | 35 Mus | ||
| fire hose | Pants | +25 to Hot | +30% Spell Damage +20 Hot Damage |
60 Mox | ||
| big pants | Pants | +25 | +25 Weapon Damage | BIG!, 150 Mox |
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| boneana hammock | Pants | +20 to Sleaze | +20 Sleaze Damage | 45 Mox | ||
| Angelhair Culottes | Pants | +15 | +11 Mysticality | PM, 30 Mys |
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| hot daub stand | Pants | +9 to Hot | +9 Hot Damage | 27 Mox | ||
| flowing hippy skirt | Pants | +15 to Stench | +9 Mysticality | 75 Mox | ||
| rainbow pearl necklace | Accessory1 only | +200 | +15 All Attributes | 200 Mys | A very rare item | |
| crusty hula hoop | Accessory1 only | +50 | +15% Mysticality 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks |
200 Mys | ||
| tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | Accessory1 only | +50 to Spooky | +20 ML | 35 Mys | ||
| Brimstone Brooch | Accessory1 only | +40 | +50% Mysticality -20% Moxie |
30 Mys | ||
| Choker of the Ultragoth | Accessory1 only | +40 to Spooky | +3 All Attributes | 60 Mys | ||
| Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | Accessory1 only | +40 to Cold | +3 All Attributes | 60 Mys | ||
| Mudflap-Girl Necklace | Accessory1 only | +40 to Sleaze | +3 All Attributes | 60 Mys | ||
| Pendant of Fire | Accessory1 only | +40 to Hot | +3 All Attributes | 60 Mys | ||
| Putrid Pendant | Accessory1 only | +40 to Stench | +3 All Attributes | 60 Mys | ||
| cursed ring finger ring | Accessory1 only | +30 to Spooky | +50% Spell Damage +10% Spell Crit |
200 Mys | ||
| Chester's Aquarius medallion | Accessory1 only | +30 to Sleaze | Tunes [all ???] spells to Sleaze | PM, 200 Mys |
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| Ol' Scratch's manacles | Accessory1 only | +30 to Hot | Tunes [all ???] spells to Hot +15% Moxie |
200 Mys | ||
| Oscus's pelt | Accessory1 only | +30 to Stench | +20% Mysticality | PM, 200 Mys |
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| plexiglass pinky ring | Accessory1 only | +30 | +30% Mysticality +3 Res All |
75 Mys | ||
| Sketcherz™ | Accessory | +25 to Sleaze | +30% Spell Damage +20 Sleaze Damage |
60 Mys | ||
| astral ring | Accessory1 only | +20 | +25% Mysticality Regen 4-6 MP/adv |
Choice of astral equipment | ||
| barrel beryl nose ring | Accessory | +20 | +10 Mysticality | 30 Mys | ||
| Grimacite girdle | Accessory1 only | +20 | +0-50% Mysticality (based on Grimace darkness) | 15 Mys | A prize from The Raffle House | |
| stainless steel scarf | Accessory1 only | +20 | +15% Mysticality +20 ML |
30 Mys | ||
| clingfilm slippers | Accessory1 only | +15 | 60 Mys | |||
| Grimacite garter | Accessory | +15 | +0-50% Mysticality (based on Grimace darkness) | 17 Mys | A prize from The Raffle House | |
| solid baconstone necklace | Accessory1 only | +15 | +10 Mysticality | 40 Mys | ||
| woven baling wire bracelets | Accessory | +15 | -1 MP to use Skills | 75 Mys | ||
| enchanted toothpick | Accessory1 only | +12 | 25 Mys | |||
| junk band | Accessory | +11 | 15 Mys | |||
| baconstone pendant | Accessory | +10 | +4 Mysticality | 10 Mys | ||
| blackberry slippers | Accessory1 only | +10 | +5% Spell Damage +10 Mysticality |
75 Mys | ||
| Gaia beads | Accessory | +10 to Stench | +10 Stench Damage | 72 Mys | ||
| glow-in-the-dark necklace | Accessory | +10 | +10% Mysticality Regen 2-10 MP/adv |
10 Mys | ||
| papier-masque | Accessory1 only | +10 | Regen 2-4 HP & MP/adv Makes your possessions seem more interesting |
20 Mys | ||
| pig-iron bracers | Accessory1 only | +10 | +8 Mysticality | 30 Mys | ||
| ring of increase damage | Accessory | +10 | +10 Weapon Damage | 25 Mys | ||
| shamanic beads | Accessory | +10 | +1 Prismatic Damage | 47 Mys | ||
| silver tongue charrrm bracelet | Accessory1 only | +10 | +5 Moxie | 80 Mys | ||
| tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | Accessory1 only | +10 to Stench | +10 Stench Damage | 60 Mys | ||
| tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | Accessory | +10 | ||||
| tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | Accessory | +10 | +30 Max MP | 10 Mys | ||
| imp unity ring | Accessory | +5 to Hot | +5 Hot Damage | 15 Mys | ||
| paperclip-on tie | Accessory1 only | +5 | +5 Weapon Damage +1 Stats/Fight |
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| tiny plastic fire servant | Accessory | +5 | ||||
| heat-resistant necktie | Accessory1 only | -50 | +4 Hot Resistance | 35 Mys |
Effects
These are all the effects in the game which give bonus spell damage, and can be piled on without regard to equipment slots.
| Effect | % Bonus |
Abs. Bonus |
Other | Source (Type) |
Duration | Prereqs & Costs |
Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Witch Breaded | +200% | +100% Mysticality +20% Spell Crit |
witch's bread (3-full food) | 20 turns | Level 6 | ||
| Pisces in the Skyces | +150% | tobiko pocky (3-full food) | 30 turns | Obtained form the Alice's Army Game Shack snack stand | |||
| tobiko-infused sake (3-drunk booze) | 30 turns | ||||||
| tobiko marble soda (potion) | 15 turns | ||||||
| Demonicity | +80 to Spooky | +80 Spooky Damage +40 ML |
demon makeup kit (potion) | 40 turns | |||
| Greasy Visage | +100% | +50 to Sleaze | can of Adultwitch™ (2-full food) | 20 turns | Level 4 | Dropped by the cars at A Deserted Stretch of I-911 (accessible via grimstone mask) | |
| Cold Throat | +50 to Cold | ice cream sandwich (2-full food) | Level 4 | ||||
| Night of the Nachos | +50 to Spooky | nachos of the night (2-full food) | None (Oversight?) | ||||
| You're Not Cooking | +50 to Hot | fireman's lunch (2-full food) | Level 4 | ||||
| Egg Burps | +50 to Stench | plumber's lunch (2-full food) | Level 4 | ||||
| Song of Sauce | +100% | +50 to Hot | +50 Hot Damage | Song of Sauce (skill) | 10 turns | 100 MP, Dreads song slot |
Dreadsylvania Sa/AT Cross-Classed Skill |
| Carol of the Hells (Buff) | +100% | Carol of the Hells (skill) | 10 turns | 30 MP | Skill obtained from using Carol of the Hells | ||
| The Magic of LOV | +100% | +25 Mysticality +15% Spell Crit |
LOV Elixir #6 (potion) | 40 turns | |||
| Inner Elf | +100% | +100% Weap Damage +100% All Attr |
Machine Elf (familiar) | 1 turn | Taking a Machine Elf familiar into boss combat. | Obtained at the start of combat from a Machine Elf against bosses. | |
| Simmering | +100% | Regen 8-10 MP/adv | Simmer (skill) | 10 turns | 1 Adventure | Sauceror level 1 Guild Trainer skill | |
| Bat Attitude | +100% | plastic vampire fangs (once-daily boon) | 30 turns | 1 adventure | Obtained from vamping out | ||
| Drunk With Power | +100% | elven moonshine (3-drunk booze) | 20 turns | Level 5 | |||
| El Vibrations | 100% | humming El Vibrato drone (combat item) | 10 turns | 200 Mys | |||
| Filled with Magic | +100% | shrapnel jelly donut (1-full food) | 30 turns | Level 4; Tome summons (in-run) |
Clip Art summons | ||
| occult jelly donut (1-full food) | |||||||
| cool jelly donut (1-full food) | |||||||
| Nothing Is Impossible | +100% | Adventure | 30 turns | 1 adv | Reading the Magazine-Orangutan-lamp during the choice adventure There's No Ability Like Possibility | ||
| Pyramid Power | +100% | +100% Weap Damage | Pyramid | 20 turns | Obtained by Resting in a Pyramid | ||
| In a Lather | +50% | +40 +40 to Elemental |
+50% Weap Damage +20 Weapon Damage +20 Pris Damage +20 Ranged Damage |
Sockdollager (2-drunk booze) @ Speakeasy (thrice-daily boon) | 25 turns | VIP Speakeasy access (with drink unlocked); 500 meat, choice of drink (limit: 3x/day) |
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| Trepandation | +50% | +50 | Lose 30-50 MP/round | Hobo Marketplace (adv) | 20 turns | 1 adv | |
| Deep Dark Visions | +50% | Skill (The Sea) | 10 turns | 100 MP | Must survive casting it (requires 500 HP and extremely high Spooky resistance). | ||
| Elron's Explosive Etude | +50% | Skill (AT Buff) | Accordion-based | Level 15 | |||
| Is This Your Card? | +50% | Effect | 30 turns | Gallery opened | Choosable result from Louvre It or Leave It noncombat adventure | ||
| Mental A-cue-ity | +50% | Regen 10 MP/adv | Playing Strategically @ Pool Table (thrice-daily boon) | 10 turns | VIP Pool Table access; choice of playstyle (limit: 3x/day) |
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| Yeah, It's Just Gasoline | +50 to Hot | +50 Hot Damage +5 Res Cold/Spooky |
That 70s Cologne (potion) | 50 turns | |||
| Banono | +40 to Stench | +40 Stench Damage | 8-bit banana (potion) | 20 turns | |||
| Blood-Gorged | +40 to Sleaze | +40 Sleaze Damage | vial of blood simple syrup (potion) | 20 turns | |||
| Bone-Chilling | +40 to Cold | +40 Cold Damage | bone bons (potion) | 20 turns | |||
| Hood Ridin' | +40 to Hot | +40 Hot Damage | little red jam (potion) | 20 turns | |||
| Puzzle Fury | +25% | 37x37x37 puzzle cube (potion) | 10 turns | ||||
| Concentrated Concentration | +20% | concentrated cordial of concentration (potion) | Sauciness-based | ||||
| (Moon Sign) | +20% | Unlocks Degrassi Knoll +10% Myst Gains |
The Wallaby (moon sign) | Always | |||
| Black Eyes | +15% | black eye shadow (potion) | 10 turns | ||||
| Lemon Enlightenment | +15% | +10% Mysticality | cosmic lemonade (potion) | 10 turns | |||
| Concentration | +10% | cordial of concentration (potion) | Sauciness-based | ||||
| (Passive) | +10% | Subtle and Quick to Anger (skill) | Always | Pastamancer level 12 Guild Trainer skill | |||
| (Passive) | +10% | Master Saucier (skill) | Always | Sauceror level 10 Guild Trainer skill | |||
| Sweet and Red | +10% | +10 | sugar cherry (potion) | 10 turns | |||
| Papowerful | +10 | +10 Weap Damage +2 Stats/Fight |
papotion of papower (potion) | Sauciness-based | |||
| Spirit of Bacon Grease | +10 | Tunes PM spells to Sleaze | eponymous noncombat skill (granted by passive skill Flavour of Magic) | Intrinsic | Mutually exclusive effects; elemental tuning affects all PM spells other than Fettucini and the physical half of Weapon | ||
| Spirit of Peppermint | Tunes to Cold | ||||||
| Spirit of Wormwood | Tunes to Spooky | ||||||
| Spirit of Cayenne | Tunes to Hot | ||||||
| Spirit of Garlic | Tunes to Stench | ||||||
| (Passive) | +10 | +10 Weap Damage -4 DR |
Wrath | Always | Bad Moon |
to be integrated
| Effect | % Bonus |
Abs. Bonus |
Elem. Bonus |
Other | Source Type | Duration | Prereq | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bugbear in Tooth and Claw | +40 | Potion | 20 turns |
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| Crimbo Flavor | +30 | Spline (4 spleen) |
10 turns | Level 4 |
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| Indescribable Flavor | +30 | Spline (4 spleen) |
10 turns | Level 4 |
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| Spooky Blur | +30 to Spooky | Potion | 20 turns |
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| Destructive Resolve | +20 | Potion | 20 turns |
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| Human-Demon Hybrid | +20 to Hot | Potion | 30 turns |
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| Erudite | +15 | Potion | 10 turns |
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| Fustulent | +15 to Stench | Potion | 10 turns |
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| Hella Smart | +15 | BM adv | 10 turns | Bad Moon |
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| Dirge of Dreadfulness | +12 to Spooky | AT song | Accordion-based |
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| Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction | +12 | AT song | Accordion-based | |||||
| Baconstoned | +11 | Potion | 5-50 turns |
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| Blessing of Charcoatl | +10 to Hot | Adv | 20 turns | Level 11 |
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| Aspect of the Twinklefairy | +5 | Spline (1 spleen) |
10 turns |
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| Fortunate Resolve | +5 | Potion | 20 turns |
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| Heart of Orange | +5 to Hot | Potion | 10 turns |
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| Lust | -5 | Passive | Always | Bad Moon |
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Penalties
Equipment with damage penalties (potentially helpful for spading?):
| Item | Slot | % Bonus |
Other | Prereqs & Costs |
Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| warbear heated ushanka | Hat | -50% | -25% Weapon Damage Serious Supercold Resistance |
110 Mus | |
| warbear electric long johns | Pants | -50% | -25% Weapon Damage Serious Supercold Resistance |
110 Mox | |
| training legwarmers | Accessory1 only | -50% | +25% Mysticality +5 Res All |
10 Mys | |
| warbear electric warscarf | Accessory1 only | -50% | -25% Weapon Damage Serious Supercold Resistance |
110 Mys |
Variable Increasers
Some mechanics increase your spell damage variably.
| Source | Source Type | Bonus Damage |
Duration | Cost | Prereq | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| El Vibrato Relics | Outfit | +10% per TARGET charge | Always | 200 Mus 200 Mox |
Up to ten charges possible | |
| fossilized necklace | Accessory | 2S | Always | None |
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| glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | Accessory | Varies | Always | None |
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| Hodgman's almanac | Off-Hand Item | Varies | Always | 200 Mys | Converts Hobo Power to absolute spell damage in a 1:1.2 ratio | |
| Intrinsic Spiciness | S Passive Skill | +1/level | Always | None |
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| Magic Dragonfish | Familiar | Varies | Always | None |
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| Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | Weapon (1H) | X, 5 Sleaze | Always | None |
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