Trophy

For the similarly-named item, see big ol' trophy.

Trophies are awarded to players for various achievements. Once you've earned a trophy, you can visit the Trophy Hut to purchase it for 10,000 Meat and have it installed in your Trophy Case. You can select which of your trophies you want to display to the public; those trophies will appear on your player profile. Of the listed trophies, can be collected and cannot.

Trophy numbers can be found by viewing the source code of the Trophy Hut:

<input name="whichtrophy" value="trophy number" type="radio">...You're entitled to the "trophy name" Trophy...

The trophy numbers of purchased trophies can be found by viewing the source code of the Trophy Case in your campground:

Trophy Name<input type=checkbox name=public[trophy number] checked>

List of trophies

If there is nothing listed in the "Restriction" box for a trophy, then you can buy it at any time after you meet the qualifications for it (even if you break the prism, ascend, drop a path, etc.).

If you want to talk about how to obtain currently-undiscovered trophies, if there are any, then go to this page.

Number	Name	Image	Image filename	Requirement	Restriction
1	Little Boat		gonna need a smaller boat	Take 100 shore trips	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
2	Big Boat		party on the big boat	Take 1000 shore trips	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
3	I Heart Canadia		get oot eh	Drink 30 white Canadians
4	100 Pound Load		heavy lourde	Have familiars with a total of 100 pounds	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
5	300 Pound Load		crushed under pets	Have familiars with a total of 300 pounds	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
6	Silver Yeti		awwwwww	Use the Yeti Protest Sign 10 times, or win 10 fights with the faded red protest sign equipped
7	Golden Yeti		yeti pants now	Use the Yeti Protest Sign 100 times, or win 100 fights with the faded red protest sign equipped
8	Palindrophy		a dog a plan	Have a Pagoda at your campsite	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
9	Platinum Skull		big head todd	Eat 5 bowls of spaghetti with Skullheads
10	Disgusting Cocktail		the nastiest cocktail	Drink 5 tomato daiquiris
11	The Ghuol Cup		ghuolishly good	Eat 11 pans of ghuol guolash
12	Der Toastdieb		you done took my toast	Win toast from another player in PvP
13					Does not exist (see notes)
14	Easy Come Easy Go		van went	Discard a pretty flower	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
15	Bouquet of Hippies		dirt and dirty	Eat 420 piles of herb brownies
16	Weeping Pizza		angst with extra cheese	Eat 5 white chocolate and tomato pizzas	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
17	Black Hole Terrarium		he aint heavy hes my familiar	Have familiars with a total of 500 pounds	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
18	Failure To Communicate		shakin the bush here boss	Eat 50 Lucky Surprise Eggs
19	Tiny Plastic Trophy		nice trophy pablo honey	Have all 32 Tiny plastic series 1 figurines in your display case	State-based (Purchase only while true)
20	99 Red Balloons		in a little toy shop	Use 99 red balloons from the use multiple menu
21	Gadget Inspector		go go gadget trophy	Collect ten clockwork keys from the Thugnderdome	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
22	Boss Boss		dancing in the dark	Defeat the Boss Bat, Knob Goblin King, Baron von Ratsworth, and Bonerdagon with The Super-Secret Canadian Mind-Control Device or Heartbreaker's Hotel set to 11	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
23	Jack of Several Trades		master of nuns	Permagnegntly acquire all 5 skills from Fragnk, the Regnaissance Gnome
24	Gourdcore		gored to the core	Defend the Gourd 20 times in hardcore	Single hardcore ascension (Purchase before dropping hardcore or breaking King Ralph's prism)
25	Let My Bugbears Go!		you damned dirty human	Receive the One Day in the Life adventure	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
26	Trivially Skilled		look what i can do	Permanently acquire the zero-level skill for each of the six classes
27	This Lousy Trophy (AKA This Stupid Trophy)		not worth the wait	Be present for the rollout of ascension	No longer attainable (Impossible to purchase; June 9, 2005 only)
28	Three-Tiered Trophy		no less than three	Eat a three-tiered wedding cake
29	Friend of Elves		thats too friendly pippin	Beat up 10 reindeer (With the Unionize The Elves sign), or win 10 fights with the faded green protest sign equipped
30	Reindeer Hunter		run over by grandma	Beat up 100 reindeer (With the Unionize The Elves sign), or win 100 fights with the faded green protest sign equipped
31	Brass Bowling Trophy Trophy		the dude abides	Find the trophy on the mantel above the fireplace in the strange leaflet	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
32	Look, Ma! No Pants!		not wearing any pants	Don't have pants equipped on New Year's Day. Originally available in 2006, and did not return until 2016. Appeared one day late in 2017. Has appeared on time 2018 onward.
33	Slice and Dice		with friends like these	Have a Stab Bat as a "90-100% favorite" in your Ascension History
34	Gender Bender		ladies and gentlemen	Undergo 30 sex changes in The Sleazy Back Alley
35	Golden Meat Stack		hood ornament	Obtain one million Meat in hardcore	Single hardcore ascension (Purchase before dropping hardcore or breaking King Ralph's prism)
36	Your Log Saw Something That Night		better than bad its good	Add the text "Laura Palmer" to the Notes section of your Quest Log	State-based (Purchase only while true)
37	Little Chickadee		no well ten beers	Achieve 1000 or more drunkenness	State-based (Purchase only while true)
38	The Three Amigos		you shot the invisible swordsman	Donate one million Meat to each of the three statues in The Dungeoneers' Association
39	Festive Dismemberment		in deep end ents	Use a Knob Goblin firecracker on the Fourth of July	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
40	Best Meal of My Life		also ate zarathustra	Consume 60 White Citadel burgers, 10 orders of White Citadel fries, 4 Cherry Cloaca Colas, and 4 Diet Cloaca Colas
41	Scourge of Seals		undercover clubber	Achieve level 30 as a Seal Clubber	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
42	Tzar of Turtles		tortoise reform	Achieve level 30 as a Turtle Tamer	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
43	Potentate of Pasta		stop noodling around	Achieve level 30 as a Pastamancer	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
44	Sauciest Saucier		lost in the sauce once again	Achieve level 30 as a Sauceror	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
45	Duke of Disco		saturday night inferno	Achieve level 30 as a Disco Bandit	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
46	Maestro of Mariachi		dance round the room to accordion keys	Achieve level 30 as an Accordion Thief	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
47	The Butler Did It		your mom knows the butler	Use the reward for The Wizard of Ego quest 30 times	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
48	Slapstick		whoops whoops whoops	Discard a banana peel and receive the Schadenfreude adventure 3 times	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
49	Moderation In All Things		eliza knew best	Have Fullness, Drunkenness and Spleen equal to 11	State-based (Purchase only while true)
50	The Right Tool For The Job		and a filthy job it is	Spend 100 adventures in The Haunted Bathroom with a gnollish autoplunger equipped	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
51	Hothouse Hero		gonna go fondle my sweaters	Have hotform and at least 100 bonus Hot Damage and/or hot spell damage	State-based (Purchase only while true)
52	Cool Customer		like a cucumber on pluto	Have coldform and at least 100 bonus Cold Damage and/or cold spell damage	State-based (Purchase only while true)
53	Dreadful, Just Dreadful		horror has a new name	Have spookyform and at least 100 bonus Spooky Damage and/or spooky spell damage	State-based (Purchase only while true)
54	Malodorous		melodious and mellifluous	Have stenchform and at least 100 bonus Stench Damage and/or stench spell damage	State-based (Purchase only while true)
55	Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge		this parrot is nude	Have sleazeform and at least 100 bonus Sleaze Damage and/or sleaze spell damage	State-based (Purchase only while true)
56	Crossroads		my shrimps was dead and gone	Use 50 scrolls of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil
57	Friend of the Devils		jeremiah was a bullfrog	Summon any combination of 30 demons in the Summoning Chamber
58	Bringer of Storms		jeff was right	Use 100 chaos butterflies	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
59	Eerily Skilled		howd you do that man thats creepy	Obtain all six Spookyraven skills
60	I Love A Parade		but it doesnt love me back	Multi-use 11 handfuls of confetti	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
61	Awwww, Yeah		dont worry your pretty little head	Defeat 240 black puddings
62	Phileas Foggy		just like tara reid	Drink 80 around the worlds
63	Extinctionist		you were devoutly aligned	Kill each Dungeon of Doom monster 120 times	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
64	Dirty Laundry		kick em when theyre up	Have 13 spooky pirate skeletons in your closet	State-based (Purchase only while true)
65	Amateur Tour Guide		this boat sucks	Have 10 different "90-100% favorite" familiars in your Ascension History
66	Professional Tour Guide		now ive seen it all	Have 30 different "90-100% favorite" familiars in your Ascension History
67	Brave Sir Robin		in soviet russia minstrels eat you	Successfully run away from 100 combats
68	Desert Wind		what the hell are colitas anyway	Multi-use 29 palm-frond fans from your inventory	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
69	Two-Tiered Tiny Plastic Trophy		just like grandmas dentures	Have all 64 tiny plastic series 2 figurines in your display case	State-based (Purchase only while true)
70	Master Paster		who runs bartertown	Discover 69 different Meat Pasting recipes
71	Golden Spatula		and thats all	Discover 50 different food recipes
72	Melon Baller, Shot Caller		i hardly know her	Discover 100 different food recipes
73	BAM!		what do you want on your tombstone	Discover 150 different food recipes
74	Speakeasy Savant		ill make a note of it	Discover 20 different booze recipes
75	Honky Tonk Hero		hippy hippy shake	Discover 50 different booze recipes
76	Cantina Commander		on channel z	Discover 100 different booze recipes
77	Apprentice Meatsmacker		tong tong tong tong ta tong tong	Discover 50 different meatsmithing recipes
78	Journeyman Meatsmacker		now all you need is a sickle	Discover 100 different meatsmithing recipes
79	Master Meatsmacker		two tickets to anville	Discover 150 different meatsmithing recipes
80	Preciousss		hey vern its jewels	Discover 30 different jewelrycrafting recipes
81	The One That Didn't Get Away		visitors stink earlier	Defeat a Trophyfish	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
82	Losing Your Marbles		garble varble zous	Use a big bumboozer marble with a full set of marbles and choose to sell to The Collector
83	Hunter In Darkness		dodecahardon	Kill 5 wumpii in a row without dying	State-based (Purchase only while true; being killed by a wumpus or pit resets the counter)
84	Evil's Okay in My Book		im a little bit country	Become A Little Bit Evil or use Perpetrate Mild Evil 13 times.	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
85	A Little Help From My Friends		oh i get by	Receive the Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies buff 30 times	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
86	Dancing With the Stars		every which way but footloose	Use all 6 rave combos in a single fight	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
87	Every Part of the Seal		especially those face scars	Equip yourself entirely in seal hide	State-based (Purchase only while true)
88	Spaghettihose		screw you atkins	Cast Canticle of Carboloading for 10 days without eating pasta until the 10th day	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
89	Color Wheel of Yuck		please dont taste the rainbow	Discover all possible Slime Potion recipes
90	Septuple Platinum		steal this music	Make 7 unique AT Buff recordings	State-based (Purchase only while true; All 7 recordings must be made on the same day)
91	Professional Photographer		raggedy annie leibovitz	Use 40 4-d cameras
92	General Assembler		thats numberwang	Discover 50 different miscellaneous recipes
93	Penultimate Fantasy VII		aeris kills dumbledore	Defeat 7 BRICKO airships
94	The Wrong Place at the Right Time		ocd genocide	Defeat your Nemesis in the order SC -> TT -> P -> S -> DB -> AT
95	Who Hustles The Hustlers?		giant blue pool cue	Beat Scratch Rackonteur at pool 23 times
96	A Screw Ain't One		in a fruit fight	Kill 99 monsters with a Loathing Legion hammer equipped
97	Had to Have Caught Them All		ocd i choose you	Have all 15 Pokëmann figurines in your display case	State-based (Purchase only while true)
98	Buzzkill		ow my everything	Wear 30 Bs in combat during a Bees Hate You run
99	Elf Barker		spay or neuter your pets	Win 2000 lunar isotopes in Porko
100	Mixed Martial Arts		sweat grope punch repeat	Perm both Kung Fu Hustler and Master of the Surprising Fist
101	Hadouken!		tatsumaki senpuu kyaku	Deal 5,000 damage with a single Flying Fire Fist
102	Good Will Punching		fisting for dollars	Donate one million Meat worth in items to charity
103	Moving Target		wal mart is stationary	Multi-use d12s and receive the BULLSEYE! message
104	Grand Slammer		gonna need a bigger plaque	Get all 11 unique pogs onto the field at the same time
105	And My Axe		look out death adder	Achieve level 30 as an Avatar of Boris	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
106	Spirited Drinker		never sicker	Consume all 66 siphoned spirits
107	Papier Than Thou		papier i hardly know her	Use a papier-mâché trophy piñata
108	Fantastic Voyager		for your weiner am i right ha ha ha	Have all 11 Microplushies in your Display Case	State-based (Purchase only while true)
109	Haggis Haggis Haggis Haggis Haggis		haggis is as haggis does	Cast Haggis Kick by wearing haggis socks while wearing Mr. Haggis and having the effects Sheepskinned, Highland Sheen, and Hagg-ard
110	Now You've Tasted Everything		i can taste the cosmos	Have all five possible effects from the Magic Tongue effect simultaneously	State-based (Purchase only while true)
111	The Old College Try		natures harmonic	Use 37 37x37x37 puzzle cubes
112	Great Responsibility		time to get a dog i guess	Keep a ChibiBuddy™ alive for 11 days
113	Three-Tiered Tiny Plastic Trophy		little asian different	Have all 32 Tiny plastic series 3 figurines in your display case	State-based (Purchase only while true)
114	Cosmic Thing		fruity egocentric magician	Achieve level 30 as an Avatar of Jarlsberg	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
115	Right Outfit, Wrong Place		more or less right time	Have equipped clown wig, spork, plush hamsterpus, giant gym membership card, white snakeskin duster, leotarrrd, Choker of the Ultragoth, and oven mitts	State-based (Purchase only while true)
116	Dreadful Rainbow		taste the pain	Have the 5 +elemental damage buffs from Dreadsylvania non-combats active	State-based (Purchase only while true)
117	Horror Enthusiast		ermagerd berks	Collect all 30 Tales of Dread
118	Full Heart		clear eyes dumb shirt	Drink 50 bottles of Bloodweiser and have Blood Porter active.	State-based (Purchase only while true)
119	Extended Capacity		warranty sold separately	Consume 50 glasses of electric Kool-Aid and have Electric, Kool active.	State-based (Purchase only while true)
120	Kissing Maniac		bastard son thereof	Independently gain 10,000 kisses in Dreadsylvania
121	Cruising For Six Bruisings		dont bleed it all in one place	Have the First Blood Kiwi and Shepherd's Breath effects, and be wearing a Ghost shawl, weedy skirt, Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge, and moon-amber necklace	State-based (Purchase only while true)
122	Eleven Down, None to Go		this is getting ridiculous	Defeat a 1-fingered Shop Teacher
123	Purity of Essence		could you describe the ruckus	Commit to each clique, one clique per ascension
124	Ansel Adams Jr.		who here knows quark express	Fully upgrade the Yearbook Club Camera
125	No Particular Reason		take a chanceacus	Defeat 1,000 monsters while wearing a bone abacus
126	Bronzed Tin Can		put gilded lilies in it	Drink all the beers from A Beer Garden in a single day	State-based (Purchase only while true)
127	True Believer		wheel of space	Have all 12 disco horoscope effects active at the same time	State-based (Purchase only while true)
128	EEZY PEEZY		pez porridge hot	"Collect" all 37 PEEZ dispensers
129	Very Like a Whale		oh no not again	Make a bowl of petunias
130	Gyro Hero		hero dreams of gyros	Eat 108 warbear gyros
131	Alia Iacta Est		d c cab squared	Have an entire set of Tiny Die-Cast series 1 in your Display Case
132	Always Cloaca Cola		the choice of an old generation	Use 11 bottles of Cloaca Cola Polar
133	Thar She Blows!		barfily ever after	Watch Cinderella throw up on the Prince's Shoes.
134	Partners in Crime		criminal conspiracy	Conspire to frame Cinderella.
135	Party Killer		you ruin everything	End The Prince's Ball early by knocking Cinderella out with two laudunum-laced Cannoli.
136	Master Craftsman		the harder side of sears	Master glass, filling, and parchment in Rumpelstiltskin's Workshop.
137	Cool Guy		cool gold jeff game cool	Achieve level 30 as an Avatar of Sneaky Pete	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
138	Option Paralysis		shirto redbetter	Wear a red shirt with Red-Shirted Escort active.	State-based (Purchase only while true)
139	Omni-Cosplay		may the force boldy go a wizard	Acquire and equip crying statue earrings, Gary Claybender's Time Screwer, a plastic Duskwalker necklace, a plastic replica blaster pistol, and a Space Tourist palmdoctor from returned Thinknerd packages	State-based (Purchase only while true)
140	11 Martini Breakfast		she told me to pick up olives	Drink 11 mini-martinis
141	Golden Pickaxe		baloneysaurux text	Finish the Tales of Spelunking nine times.
142	Golden Idol		bananarama crux	Beat LOLmec.
143	Golden Moustache		badonkadonkus_flex	Beat Yomama.
144	Golden Burglar		banangrama xer	Beat 10 shopkeepers
145
146	Some Assembly Required		college kids and divorced men	Assemble six different types of VYKEA furniture.
147	Bucket List		anger management about schmidt	Complete 10 bucket quests for Walford
148	Gotpork Connoisseur		this town needs an enema	Consume one of each of the nine Gotpork villain drops
149	A Gallon of Milk Keeps the Doctor Away		this this lemonade	Eat 7 gallons of milk
150	Prime Directive Director		ilovewesley	Solve all five Far Future scenarios without bloodshed.
151	Tentacle Tickler		oh the horror	Defeat 666 Eldritch Tentacles.	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
152	LOVE, LOVE, LOVE		all you need is it	Solve the L.O.V. Exit puzzle
153	Gelatinous Hubris		i had to drink from the liquid cup	Learn all 125 Gelatinous Noob skills in a single ascension.	State-based (Purchase only while true)
154	Salads of Many Worlds		in space noone can hear you laugh	Eat 11 primitive alien salads.
155	Ultimate Cosmic Power		eleven inch flautist	Solve the Genie puzzle
156	Commemorative Replica Blob		cross about naught	Defeat a giant amorphous blob
157	You Do It To Yourself		working class republican	Vote for negative local initiatives 11 times at the Daily Loathing Ballot
158	Traditional Crimbo		yule be happy	Eat a primitive candy cane, a runny fermented egg, and an oldcake in the current day	State-based (Purchase only while true)
159	Steak and a Beer, Eh?		we found a dead mouse	Eat a grilled mooseflank and drink an antique beer in the current day	State-based (Purchase only while true)
160	Talking Heads		twenty two eyes	Have all 11 buffs granted by combing Beach Heads active.	State-based (Purchase only while true)
161	Yule Have a Headache Tomorrow		cuppa cuppa burning goo	Drink 11 marshmallow bomb in the current day.	State-based (Purchase only while true)
162	Dreaming of a Bland Crimbo		every christmas is like sunday	Eat a bread man, eggwater, flour cookie and plain candy cane.
163	HIGH SCORE		no religion too	Earn 100,000 points in the 8-Bit Realm.	Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
164	Ultimate Tosser		skysubmarine	Throw the most water balloons yesterday.
165	Zoo Graft-on		godricks got nothing on you	Attaching all eleven Z is for Zootomist familiars to your body	State-based (Purchase only while true)
166	Mad Hattest		the third time is the chapeau	Equipping 100 or more hats at once in Hat Trick.	State-based (Purchase only while true)

Notes

• Certain trophies will disappear from the Trophy Hut if they are not bought while they are available.
  • Ascension-based trophies must be purchased in the ascension during which the trophies' conditions were met. If they are not, then you'll have to meet the trophies' conditions again, in order for them to again become available at the Trophy Hut.
  • Similarly, for the Gourdcore and Golden Meat Stack trophies, you must visit the Trophy Hut before freeing King Ralph XI, as that will lift your hardcore restrictions.
  • In order to obtain the Little Chickadee trophy, you must reach or surpass 1,000 drunkenness in one day and visit the Trophy Hut before rollover, as it resets your drunkenness to 0.
  • In order to acquire the Moving Target trophy, the number that you roll must be exactly 1 more than that of the last person who qualified for the trophy. For example, if they rolled a 56, then you have to roll a 57. Of course, it's well above that number by now; check the forum thread.
  • If a trophy is "state-based," then the player state that makes it available can be undone by normal player actions; the trophy must be purchased while the required player state is still in effect. (Technically, all trophies are based on player state, but the end-state conditions of ascension and rollover are easier to express separately, and it's even easier to simply ignore consumption/usage states, which can never be undone.)
• Trophies that are based on familiar usage history are still being spaded. Note that players' ascension profiles used to display familiar percentages that were rounded to the nearest 1%, even while the leaderboards and familiar trophy requirements used rounding to 0.1% accuracy for 90%+ runs. This has since been changed, and ascension profiles now also round to the nearest 0.1%.
• There is no trophy number 13 because of Jick's dislike for the number.
• On April Fool's Day 2011, an unpurchasable joke trophy called Noble Ascetic appeared in the Trophy Hut when players had less than 10,000 Meat on hand with them. This trophy - the original Trophy #97 - was subsequently removed, and its number re-used for the next one to be created, "Had To Have Caught Them All".
• The filenames of the trophy images are usually humorous references of their own.
• If you attempt to browse through the directory of trophy images, you will be greeted with the message "No peeking."
• If you try to purchase a trophy without selecting one (or if try to trick the game into letting you purchase a trophy for which you haven't met the corresponding requirements), you will get the message "You don't meet the requirements for that trophy."
• When they are asked about the number of currently-undiscovered trophies, Jick & Company sometimes answer "seven". They are just as likely to answer with a number that is the sum of 7 and the number of currently-undiscovered trophies. In fact, Jick once corrected his response from "ten" to "nine" on a radio show, thus giving away the fact that one of the previously-undiscovered trophies had been found.
• The number of trophies that you have in your display case contributes to your Collector's Score and is mentioned under the other accomplishments section of your Quest Log.
• There are currently 11 animated, sparkly trophies.
• Trophy 145 is currently unobtainable. From March 24, 2016: HS: Yeah, #145 is just blank in the KOL wiki. J: I know what it is. It's not currently acquirable.