Hiding Places

This page is in need of content. Oyster Egg Day, Mr. Screege's spectacles, and certain messages of Just the Facts also use hiding places, allowing one to find the hiding places of new locations.

Data on this page needs confirmation. Some other mechanics likely make use of such hiding places as well. The Lil' Doctor™ bag probably does, but this needs to be confirmed.

This page shows all the possible hiding places to Hide a Gift! or subsequently find A hidden surprise! during Crimbo 2014. The following items and events also make use of hiding places:

• Finding eggs on Oyster Egg Day
• Finding loot with Mr. Screege's spectacles
• Finding mapped spots with Comprehensive Cartography
• Delivering booze to a Guzzlr Client
• Your Leprechaun familiar finding furniture for his Leprecondo

Environmental Hiding Places

Terrain Type	Hiding Places
Indoors	under a recliner	behind a nightstand	in the cushions of a couch
Outdoors	behind a tree	in a mailbox	buried near a tree	under a rock
Underground	behind a stalactite	behind a stalagmite	in a darkened cranny
Underwater	inside a conch shell	under an anemone	behind a clownfish	in a barnacle	in a sunken chest

Zone-Specific Hiding Places

Zone	Hiding Places
1st Floor, Shiawase-Mitsuhama Building	in the paper tray of an expensive photocopier	under a security robot	on top of a security camera	in a box of paperclips	hidden above the acoustic-tile ceiling	under somebody's keyboard
2nd Floor, Shiawase-Mitsuhama Building	in a yakuza's pocket	under the Coffee-sama	in the change return slot of a snack machine	in a security robot's ammo bin	inside an accounting ledger
3rd Floor, Shiawase-Mitsuhama Building	in a box of corporate-logo throwing stars	in a locked supply cabinet	in a nest of tangled ethernet cables	pinned to a breakroom notice board	in a box of coffee filters	inside an empty donut box	in a box of extra-sharp pencils
8-Bit Realm	inside a coin block	under a turtle	behind a secret wall	resting on an invisible platform	at the bottom of a pit of spikes	at the top of a flagpole
12 West Main	behind the merch table	behind the stage	in the alley where all the smokers hang out	under one of the board game tables	under one of the tablecloths	up in the green room
A Barroom Brawl	being thrown through a plate-glass window	behind an overturned table	in a pile of shattered pint mugs	next to a smashed barstool	in a puddle of spilled beer	in a bowl of pretzels
A-boo Peak	inside a Whatsian's bigger-on-the-inside backpack	inside a Dusken Raider's makeup kit	inside a Space Tourist's fanny pack	under a Claybender ghost's spellbook	behind a gravestone shaped like a Battlie Knight
A Deserted Stretch of I-911	behind a traffic cone	under a pylon	near a stalled fire truck	in the cab of a sewer tanker	under the giant wheels of a monster truck	taped to the bumper of a sketchy van
A Grocery Bag	inside one of the Eggs of Confidence's shells	in the bag with the Bread of Wonder	behind the Potatoes of Security	at the bottom of the bag, in a dented box	sticking out of the top of the bag like celery in those weird pin-up drawings
A Kitchen Drawer	behind the Whisk of Misery	under the Spatula of Despair	within the Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	inside the drawer, just tall enough to make the drawer stick, darnit	on top of the Butterknife of Regret
A Massive Ziggurat	underneath one of the ziggurat steps	under a helium balloon that's making the ziggurat lighter	under a patch of dense liana	between two of the enormous stone blocks	nestled in a patch of moss, doo dah, doo dah
A Maze of Sewer Tunnels	inside one of those dang C.H.U.M. cages	bobbing along in the filth	lodged in the jaws of a sewer gator	floating next to a zombie goldfish	in a C.H.U.M.'s filthy knapsack	bobbing in a little eddy in the filth
A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters	under a skinned lynyrd	under a fleet woodsman's toque	in a nearby eagle's nest	in the flight case of a Jefferson pilot	in a discarded robe from a Blue Oyster cultist
A Monorail Station	under the tracks.	next to a pylon.	behind a monorail car.
An Illicit Bohemian Party	in a hep cat's hep flask	in the cigarette girl's tray	next to two rhapsodic Bohemians	on the trolley	under an unconscious Bohemian
An Incredibly Strange Place (Bad Trip)	under a zombie baby stroller	between piles of country bat guano	in a beehive where all the bees have a single giant human eye.[sic]	in a particularly misty corner of the Violet Fog	nestled in the hairline of a trippy floating head
An Incredibly Strange Place (Great Trip)	bustled in a hedgerow	beneath a pile of angel feathers	within the coils of a defeated higher plane serpent	in an especially dense corner of the Violet Fog	hidden in the beard of an Elder of the Ancient Race	in the burrow of an astral badger
An Incredibly Strange Place (Mediocre Trip)	hidden in the luxurious shag of the Best Carpet Ever	as a lump beneath the world's most interesting wallpaper	dangling from one of the notes of the visible music	hidden in your hand the whole time, like, wow	hidden in a giant-sized bag of Cheat-os
An Octopus's Garden	amongst some rusted garden trowels	in an algaepot	buried under a sponge	under an octopus's hat	in a packet of seeds	in a bushel of radishes
An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)	under an ancient shriner's fez	under an ancient shriner's ancient tiny car	inside the glove box of a tiny car	in a pile of ancient hard candy	wrapped in the dense liana	under a pile of not-as-dense liana
An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)	under the dense liana	next to an ancient carving	under a bas-relief	behind a miniature rolling ball trap, more like a marble, really	inside a springing spike trap
An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)	under some crumbling masonry	next to a statue of a boaraffe	inside an already-sprung spike trap	in a satchel around a skeleton's neck	under a crumbing floor tile	near a particularly dense patch of liana
An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)	next to a hidden trap	under the dense liana	behind a stone carving of a pygmy monkey	under a statue of some pagan idol	next to the body of the last jerk who tried to go into this shrine
Anemone Mine	inside an anemone	by the comically-oversized shoes of a killer clownfish	in a Mer-kin miner's takebag	in a caved-in mine tunnel	under an overturned mine cart
Anger Man's Level	in the most infuriating possible place	under that stupid bag your roommate always leaves on the table	under some dirty dishes that somebody left in the sink again	underneath the neighbor's car that's parked in your space	under a pile of dog crap some jerk left on the sidewalk
Art Class	under a wad of clay	in an elaborate metal sculpture cage	taped to a misproportioned portrait	in the teacher's desk next to the flask	under one of the suspiciously bong-like sculptures the students insist on making	mixed in with the colored pencils	at the bottom of a bin full of oil pastels
Barf Mountain	under a bag of garbage	underneath the rollercoaster tracks	in the bottom of a filthy rollercoaster car	inside one of the line stanchions	in an angry tourist's pocket
Barrrney's Barrr	across from a buxom tavern wench	in a bucket of rum	in someone's appletini	in the bartender's tip jar	nailed to a dartboard	falling over a balcony railing
Belowdecks	in a box of spare parrots	hanging from an eyepatch rack	buried in a cask of gunpowder	inside a spare cannon	plugging a leak in the hull	in a barrel of rusty cutlasses
Burnbarrel Blvd.	under a burning barrel	inside a steaming bindle	inside the boiler of a steam engine	under a coal scuttle, whatever that is	behind a tire fire
Camp Logging Camp	in a barrel of spare axe-handles	under a lumberjack's ear-flap	buried in a pile of sawdust	under a pile of flannel shirts	on either side of a saw	in a lumberjack's beard
Chemistry Class	in the basin of the eyewashing station	on the shelf next to the sulfuric acid	taped to the periodic table	behind a bunsen burner	at the bottom of an Erlenmeyer flask	at the bottom of Mrs. K's flask
Chinatown Shops	under a waving lucky cat statue	on top of a stack of unreadable newspapers	inside a carton of unfiltered cigarettes	inside a fortune cookie	mixed in with a display of cheap ceramic Buddhas	in a jar of splintery wooden chopsticks
Chinatown Tenement	behind some peeling wallpaper	under a loose linoleum floor-tile	under a yakuza thug	in a gold farmer's backpack	in a bill-filled mail slot	in the pot of a brown plastic plant
Cobb's Knob Barracks	inside a helmet on a shelf	in a hollowed-out polearm handle	behind a pair of foul-smelling boots	in an extremely nasty laundry hamper	inside a pair of discarded pants
Cobb's Knob Harem	under a pile of throw pillows	in a hidden, and slightly smelly, grotto	beneath veil #6 of the nearest harem girl	hidden inside an empty pair of harem pants	deep between the cushions of a fainting couch	under a harem guard's helmet
Cobb's Knob Kitchens	behind a spice rack	in a bucket of dirty spoons	in the pocket of a cook's apron	inside what is presumably a mousehole	floating in a cauldron of stew	underneath a cutting board
Cobb's Knob Laboratory	underneath a mad scientist's assistant	behind a rack of test tubes	inside a mad scientist's lunchbox	inside a whirling centrifuge	inside an autoclave	taped to a whiteboard with "DNE" written next to it
Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1	hidden in a fruit golem's discarded watermelon	commented out of a BASIC elemental's code	in the slime from a knob goblin mutant's egg	hidden behind a poster of Rita Hayworth	wedged in the meal slot of one of the cells
Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 2	in a pile of Grass Elemental clippings	under the leaves of a Carnivorous Moxie Weed	lodged between the antlers of a Weremoose	hidden behind a poster of Rita Hayworth	nestled in the pocket of a sleeping menagerie guard
Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 3	inside one of the booze giant's enormous empties	between the folds of a portly abomination	nestled in the tentacles of a spectral jellyfish	hidden behind a poster of Rita Hayworth	tied to the bars of an empty cell
Cobb's Knob Treasury	in a treasure chest full of beans	under an accountant	under a Bean Counter's eyeshade	in a box of rubberbands[sic]	next to a stack of ledgers	in the supply cabinet
Cola Wars Battlefield (Cloaca Uniform)	in an 8-pack of Dyspepsi-Cola	behind a discarded Dyspepsi-Cola shield	in the crater left from an exploding cola grenade	in a Dyspepsi-Cola soldier's kit bag	through the (sierra) mist of war	at the bottom of a mountain stream that runs through the battlefield
Crimbo Train (Caboose)	at the end of a caboose sluice	in the nest of a caboose goose	under a box of caboose juice	under a loose caboose board
Crimbo Train (Dining Car)	behind the salt in one of the booths	under one of the seat cushions	under one of the tablecloths	under one of those silver serving dish things
Crimbo Train (Passenger Car)	behind one of the seats	in one of the ashtrays	in the back corner of a luggage rack	underneath one of the bench seats
Cola Wars Battlefield (Dyspepsi Uniform)	in the kit bag of a Cloaca-Cola soldier	in the crater left by a Cloaca-Cola grenade	under a propaganda leaflet that says Cloaca-Cola is a "real thing"	in an empty, smoking shoe	in a discarded Cloaca-Cola helmet
Domed City of Grimacia	in the cat-alien's litter box	in the dog-alien's dog-alien bed	in the grizzled survivor's food cache	in a whiny survivor's ripped-open knapsack	in an unhinged survivor's ukulele collection	in the ventilation ducts, naturally
Domed City of Ronaldus	in the dogcat's catdog bed	on the hamsterpus's running wheel	in a ferrelf nest full of other shiny objects	in the overarmed survivor's ammo cache	in the unlikely survivor's pocket-protector'd pocket	in the primitive survivor's primitive nesting spot
Doubt Man's Level	in a box you're too stupid to unlock	in the trunk of a car you won't ever be able to afford	in the backpack of the person who the person you love loves	right out in front of everybody, as if you have no shame at all
Dreadsylvanian Castle	behind a candelabra	under a painting whose eyes seem to follow you	inside an urn	beneath a bloodstained sheet	under a vampire's discarded cape	under an ancient tapestry
Dreadsylvanian Village	in the horse trough	in the oven in the bakery	inside the fountain in the Village Square	inside the blacksmith's cold forge	under the gallows
Dreadsylvanian Woods	in the embers of a hot bugbear's footprint.	frozen solid inside a cold bugbear's footprint	under one of those Tim-Burton trees that's all twisted and bare	near (thankfully not too near) a pile of stench bugbear scat	under a sleaze bugbear's magazine collection	inside a gnarled tree stump that looks menacing from a distance
Drunken Stupor	in your own pocket	on top of your head	in this gutter you're lying in	under a pink elephant	in your hand	at the bottom of a bottle
Eager Rice Burrows	inside a Rock Pop weasel's burrow	inside [sic]chocolate hare's nest	inside a chocolate-cherry prairie dog's tunnel	in the licorice tall grass	next to a chocolate mulberry bush
El Vibrato Island	inside a construct that an industrious construct is building	at the base of a towering construct	keeping a lonely construct company	in the shadow of a hulking construct	at the base of a mysterious plinth
Engineering	inside a Battlesuit Bugbear Type	in a puddle of liquid metal bugbear	in a box with discs for BugbearOS 8	stuck onto a bugbear drone	inside a Jeffries tube
Exposure Esplanade	under a little teepee of icicles	inside a snowman's torso	in a frozen bindle	frozen to the bottom of a chest freezer	hanging on the end of an icicle
Fear Man's Level	behind your own gravestone	under the smoldering ashes of your home	far far away, where everyone you love went	at the bottom of a barrel of broken glass and rusty razor blades
Galley	in the trendy bugbear chef's tank of liquid nitrogen	in the trendy bugbear chef's famous octopus tartare, served as a balloon	in the angry cavebugbear's collection of shiny objects	in the angry cavebugbear's angry cave
Globe Theatre Backstage	in a box of miscellaneous props	in a drawer in one of the actors' dressing rooms	in the pocket of a costume robe	under a sandbag	under an understudy
Globe Theatre Main Stage	behind a fake bush	in an actor's pocket	inside a fake tree stump	underneath one of the Groundlings' chairs	up in the rafters with the stage lighting
Grey Goo Impact Site	in some grey goo	under some grey goo	behind some grey goo
Guano Junction	buried in a pile of guano	behind a pile of guano	between two piles of guano	between a rock and a pile of guano	next to a pile of guano
Gumdrop Forest	under a candied pecan tree	in the coils of a licorice snake	in a pile of pixie sticks	beneath a chocolate hedge	under some rock candy gravel
Hamburglaris Shield Generator	in the cedar shavings where the alien hamsterpus sleeps	under the alielephant's trunk	between the heads of the mutated alielf	under the shield generator's fusebox	between the button marked "Shield On" and the one marked "Shield Off(All Die)"
Heartbreaker's Hotel
Hobopolis Town Square	behind a "Will Work For Meat" sign	behind a busking harmonica player	inside a hobo's bindle	under the Marketplace tent	behind a delicious sandwich board	under a porkpie hat	beneath a window-sill-stolen pie
Infernal Rackets Backstage	inside an inkubus's inkwell	inside a suckubus's gross purse	inside the tail of a serialbus	behind a groupie	under the sink in the grotty green-room bathroom	on top of a pile of white powder on a coffee table
Inside the Palindome	in the litter box of Stacy's Super-Aware Pussycats	in Racecar Bob's bag of chaw	in a pile of Stab-bat guano (guanonuag?)	inside a Taco Cat's shell	in a Tan Gnat's sunscreen
Investigating a Plaintive Telegram	near a cactus	in the crook of a cactus branch	in a hole in a cactus	under a cactus	next to a cactus
Itznotyerzitz Mine	beneath a seam of linoleum	stuck in an asbestos vein	under a pile of chrome ore	under rubble from a cave-in	under the sleepy dwarf's pillow
Kegger in the Woods	in a cooler of half-melted ice	inside the keg	next to a frat boy	in an orquette's weird little backpack	in a pile of red plastic cups	next to an ill-advised bonfire
KoL Con Clan Party House	in between some couch cushions	in the gravel in the back yard	next to a cactus in the front yard	under a rock by the pool	under one of the spare beds	under the doormat
Lair of the Ninja Snowmen	in a box of spare nunchuks	in a half-eaten bowl of rice	in the middle of a small zen garden	buried under a bonsai tree	floating in a mop bucket	in a shuriken-shaped ice cube tray
LavaCo™ Lamp Factory	in a drawer, in a burning desk	under a steam pipe	behind a crate of broken glass	inside an unlit incinerator	inside a lit incinerator
Madness Reef	inside a puffed-out pufferfish	under a jamfish's hat	in the lair of the magic dragonfish	behind like, the best coral ever, dude	in the shell of a stoner turtle	in a moray eel's hole
McMillicancuddy's Bog	under a lily pad	by the bloated body of a bog frog	under a rattlin' duck's rattle	under a swamp duck's swampy feet	inside a bubble of swamp gas
McMillicancuddy's Farm	under a pile of frightful feathers	under a pile of flirtatious feathers	under a pile of fetid feathers	under a pile of flaming feathers	under a pile of frozen feathers	in the ooze that came off a swamp duck	under a drunk duck's empties
McMillicancuddy's Shady Thicket	under one of the drunk duck's empties	under one of the briars in the thicket	in a pile of drunk duck barf	under a pile of empty bottles	under a stack of boxed wine bottles
Medbay	under a gurney	wrapped up in gauze	under a bugbear's fluffy tail	inside an empty cast	in an IV bag
Mer-kin Colosseum	under a balldodger's balls	trapped in a netdragger's net	wrapped in a bladeswitcher's chain	under a discarded, bloody breastplate	under a seat in the stands	under the concession stand	under the T-shirt launching machine
Mer-kin Elementary School	under a pile of schoolbooks	behind the blackboard	inside a student's desk	behind a map of the Mer-kin Kingdom	inside Bobby Badstudent's homework	in a box of unsharpened pencils
Mer-kin Gymnasium	behind a pommel horse	under a rack of free weights	hidden behind a yoga ball	behind the medicine ball	tumbling endlessly on the treadmill	between two of the giant mirrors	in a Mer-kin juicer's bottle of "supplements"	tucked into a Mer-kin poseur's expensive weight belt
Mer-kin Library	hidden in an ancient scroll	behind the card catalog	beneath a sleeping Mer-kin drifter	in the children's scroll section	behind the reference desk	shelved in the "Pleasant Surprise" section
Moonshiners' Woods	in a mason jar full of 'shine	in a pile of hard candy	in a possessed banjo	in the coils of the unstill	under a Moonshriner's fez	under the toothbrush
Morgue	under a slab	on top of a slab	floating in a bugaboo	behind the mustache of a bugbear mortician	inside a morgue drawer	inside the chest cavity of a bugbear being autopsied
Mt. Molehill	in one of the holes dug by the spelunking astronaut	between the digits of the digital underground dweller	in one of the weather underground's hidden info drops	under a dwarvish gnome's helmet	in a cavern, in a canyon, excavating for the mine
Navigation	in a pocket dimension to the left of an ancient unspeakable bugbear	to the left of the reality you thought was real	underneath subspace	in between the third and fourth dimensions	woven into the very fabric of reality
Near an Abandoned Refrigerator	inside the freezer of the abandoned refrigerator	stuffed inside a discarded ventriloquist's dummy	inside an old coffee can	under a rusted-out car on blocks	inside a rusted-out oven
Neckback Crick	In the mouth of a deadly venomtrout	in the web of a water spider	in between nuggets of useless gold	in one of the numerous hollers of the Crick	next to the ol' rope swing
Nemesis Cave	behind an evil someone-or-other	under an evil rock	behind an evil stalagmite	in a shadowy corner	under a pile of loose rocks	under an evil minion
Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it	wrapped in the coils of an old box spring	inside a dented old Alice's Army lunch box	in an empty tiny plastics dollhouse	under a pile of banana peels	inside a broken TV
Noob Cave	under a crate	inside an otherwise-empty crate	next to a fairy who is screaming at you to look at it	inside a first-aid box mounted on the wall	inside a bright red barrel	balanced precariously on a teetering stack of crates
Oil Peak	inside a puddle of oil	bubbling inside an oil tycoon	in a barrel next to an oil baron	in a car next to an oil cartel	beneath one of the oil rigs	rigged up under an oil rig
Out By that Rusted-Out Car	in the boot of a lorry	in the bonnet of a lorry	in the trunk of a car	under the hood of a car	under a car up on blocks	in the A.M.C. gremlin's trunk
Outside the Club	inside a raver's absurdly large pantleg	inside a discarded smart-drink cup	hanging from the velvet rope	in the bouncer's pocket	under a breakdancer's sheet of cardboard	hanging from a raver's candy necklace
Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp	In a puddle of poutine	in a puddle of maple syrup	in a knothole in a felled tree	under the back strap of a lumberjack's brassiere	in the hands of a helpful forest spirit	deep within a lumberjack's beard
Over Where the Old Tires Are	inside one of the old tires	in an empty 55-gallon drum	in a rusted-out gas tank	stuffed into the rotting upholstery of an old sofa	inside an old bean-bag chair	inside a coil of rusty barbed wire
Pandamonium Slums	behind a broken window	inside a burned-out shack	on an abandoned infernal playground	next to a sleeping demon wino	in the instrument case of a demon busker	in a cardboard box housing a homeless W Imp
Pirates of the Garbage Barges	behind a plastic skeleton	behind a broken animatronic pirate	stuck to the bottom of one of the barges	in a fake treasure chest
Portal to Horrible Parents	under a terrible sofa	near a terrible end table	sitting on a terrible coffee table	on top of some truly terrible carpet	under a terrible rug
Professor Jacking's Huge-A-Ma-Tron	under the foundation of Spookyraven Manor	at the top of the Kingdom's tallest tree	tied to a hot-air balloon hundreds of feet in the air	in a severed Wacken tentacle	on the tip-top of Mt. McLargeHuge
Professor Jacking's Small-O-Fier	between a couple of exceptionally large molecules	under a dust mote	wrapped in a spiderweb	suspended between two magnetic fields	hiding in the folds of a giant raisin
Regret Man's Level	under a participation trophy	hidden in the pages of a scrapbook of embarrassing memories	under a letter never sent	under a pile of lumber that should have been a treehouse
Rumpelstiltskin's Workshop	under the toolbench	behind the circular saw	next to a mannequin	inside a coffee can full of screws	under a screwdriver
Science Lab	inside a discarded lab coat	in a spiderbugbear's web	inside an Erlenmeyer flask	under a sizzling Jacob's Ladder	in a bugbear scientist's chemistry set	in a spiderbugbear's egg sac
Seaside Megalopolis	in a puddle of liquid metal robot	behind a guy with a hat that's a picture of a hallway	between the folds of an obese tourist	inside the crusher of a terrifying robot	in a Space Marine's kitbag	inside a cyborg policeman's oil-filled donut	as one of "Handyman" Jay's attachments
Shadow Rift	nothing	an emptiness	the void	underneath the void	beneath an emptiness
Shop Class	in a jar full of screws	in a jar full of nails	squeezed in a deadly vise	taped to the wall with duct tape	next to the flask in the teacher's desk	stapled to the wall as a prank
Site Alpha Dormitory	in a locker whose door has been blown off by goo	under a goo-flecked bunk	under a loose pile of goo
Site Alpha Greenhouse	behind the trunk of a grey-goo tree	in a destroyed gardener's shed	in the rubble of a shattered flowerpot
Site Alpha Quarry	behind a gooey rock slab	between two gooey rocks	under a gooey rock slab
Sloppy Seconds Diner	in the condiments rack	under a pile of greasy menus	behind the empty napkin dispenser	under the counter	behind the jukebox	glued to the underside of a booth table
Sonar	suspended upside-down from the ceiling	hidden in the shadows	clutched to a sleeping batbugbear's chest	behind the door	on top of a batbugbear's head
Sonofa Beach	under a lobsterfrogman	inside a bottle washed up on the beach	next to a weird-looking seashell	in a pile of washed-up flotsam	buried in the sand	in a pile of live crabs
South of the Border	inside a broken piñata	under a comically oversized sombrero	leaning against a cactus	inside a raging bull's discarded boxing glove	in the ribcage of a calavera	in a mariachi's guitar case	inside a mariachi's guitarrón
Special Ops	hidden in the darkness	hidden shin-height in the darkness, ow	hidden groin-height in the darkness, oof	hidden toe-height in the darkness, yeowch	hidden forehead-height in the darkness, bonk
St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor	in your left pocket, oddly enough	in the sewer grating as you're closely examining the gutter	underneath a traffic cone you're stealing	in the bathroom of a questionable drinking establishment	behind the dustiest bottle on display at the bar	at the bottom of a bottle
Swamp Beaver Territory	in a pile of wood chips	next to a half-gnawed tree	under a beaver lumberjack's hat	in a weird-smelling shaman's tent	in a hollow tree stump	in a mud puddle
Sweet-Ade Lake	in a gummi plesiosaur skeleton	in the licorice cattails	under the rock candy coral reef	next to a chocolate lily pad	inside a lemonhead minnow's skull
The "Fun" House	in a cream pie	in a clown's oversized shoe	on a spring inside a box	underneath a whoopee cushion	in a clown's toothy maw	inside a seltzer siphon
The Ancient Hobo Burial Ground	inside a mausoleum	in a frightful bindle	leaning against a hobo-sign-marked gravestone	under a cairn	by the gravestone of Niles "Voodoo-doin'" Khan
The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert	under a fallen cactus	inside a fire anthill	next to a giant giant centipede boot	under a rock--or was it a rock scorpion?	in between two dunes
The Armory Up In Arms	behind a rack of rifles	tucked between two landmines	under an ammo crate	under a riot helmet
The Back 40	in a pile of ashes	under a disused scythe	in the burning footprint of a scorched duck	buried in the burning ground	in a pile of flaming feathers
The Barn	up in the hayloft	in the duck's feed trough	in the incubator where the ducklings hatch	at the bottom of the duck pond	near a precariously-balanced oil lantern
The Bat Hole Entrance	under a bat	next to a pile of guano	under a pile of guano	hanging upside-down from a stalactite	balanced on the tip of a stalagmite	entirely covered with guano
The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow	between some ratbat and batrat guano	behind a stalagmite	under some rubble from a screambat-crushed wall	in a batrat's nest	in a ratbat's nest	floating in an underground stream
The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)	in a hippy's filthy dread sack	in the shards of an exploded water pipe bomb	inside a smoking pair of bulletproof corduroys	in a pile of discarded beaded headbands	in the crater from a water pipe bomb
The Battlefield (Hippy Uniform)	inside a War Frat bong	under a pile of looted paddles	in an abandoned kegtank	under a pile of sorority nurses' gauze garters	inside a mobile grilling unit	inside a discarded frat helmet
The Beanbat Chamber	in a beanbat's beanbag chair	under a beanstalk	wedged between two stalactites	between two piles of beanbat guano	clutched in the claws of a sleeping bat
The Black Forest	in a blackbird's nest	behind a blackberry bush	inside the shed skin of a black adder	in a black friar's tonsure	under a pile of black leaves
The Boss Bat's Lair	mixed into the Boss Bat's extensive hat collection.[sic]	under a pile of shed Boss Bat fur	in the beefy bodyguard bat's protein supplement jar	pinched between a stalactite and a stalagmite	buried in the rubble from the wall the scream bat broke down	under a pile of sonar-in-a-biscuits
The Brinier Deepers	scintillating next to a scimitarfish	down the barrel of a bazookafish	inside the bazookafish's munitions dump	under two dueling scimitarfish	in the tentacles of a sleeping starfish
The Briniest Deepests	inside an abandoned diving bell, with a butterfly	in the acoustic electric eel's guitar	under a ganger's bandana	behind a pilotfish's light	next to a clownfish and a blue tang on an adventure
The Briny Deeps	inside an anemone	behind a suggestively-shaped piece of coral	in the funk sole brother's boombox	in the principal's office of the school of wizardfish	buried in the sand, next to a hot crustacean band
The Broodling Grounds	in a slime-covered seal nest	in a birthing pit	in a pile of human bones	in a puddle of gross sludge	under a mother seal	in a pile of seal larvae	in a pile of assorted carcasses
The Bubblin' Caldera	behind some lava	floating on top of some lava	in some lava	behind a mostly-melted boulder	under some lava
The Bugbear Pen	under a pile of bugbear chow	under a pile of bugbear droppings, ew	in the pile of straw that the bugbears nest in	behind the bugbear dung shovel	at the bottom of the bugbear watering trough
The Bugbear Pen (post-quest)	in a feeding trough full of human ears	stuck halfway inside a bugged bugbear	under a Gnollish bugbear trainer	in a box of spare beanies	on the wrong side of the fence	next to a bugbear
The Caliginous Abyss	behind a twitching tentacle	beneath the gaze of an eye in the darkness	in the slime trail of a slithering thing	beneath a colour out of space	in a mee-go's treasure trove	under a goat with at least five hundred young
The Canadian Wildlife Preserve	behind a maple tree	next to a moose	under a snowdrift	under a walrus	under a woodpile next to an idyllic cabin
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)	In[sic] a discarded Furry Giant fur	hidden between an Alphabet Giant's C and D	under the Fitness Giant's weight bench	under the Neckbeard Giant's stuffed penguin	hanging in a giant spider web
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)	behind the artisanal balsamic vinegar the Foodie Giant uses	inside the Renaissance Giant's huge leather tankard	in front of--or on top of, maybe?--the Possibility Giant	under a huge pile of unpaid bills on the Procrastination Giant's desk	under a giant toaster oven	behind the mammoth turkey leg the Renaissance Giant left behind
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)	tucked into the Raver Giant's record collection	behind one of the gears on the Steampunk Giant's toothbrush	behind a wad of trash in the Punk Rock Giant's hovel	under the Steampunk Giant's top hat	under the wax from one of the Goth Giant's black candles	stuffed into a Raver Giant's rave whistle
The Cave Before Time	by a discarded droll monocle	by a rudimentary prototype of the wheel	in a sabre-toothed kiwi's nest	Next to a pterodactyl ptooth	under a sleeping pterodactyl's wing
The Clumsiness Grove	in the shade of a willow that's weeping profusely	in the fork of a branch in a hickory tree	by the trunk of a baobab, hidden in shade	by a limb that is covered in juniper berries	by the fashionable heel of the Bat in the Spats	just to the left of the Thorax's right fist
The Cola Wars Battlefield	in a non-denominational foxhole	inside a spent mortar shell	in a box of hand grenades	underneath a landmine	ricocheting off a soldier's helmet	in a machine-gun nest, underneath a mother machine-gun
The Convention Hall Lobby	floating in a booth slime	under a merch table	next to a pile of souvenir t-shirts	near an overflowing trash can	in an abandoned swag bag	near a display of tubes you can buy to store posters you bought somewhere else
The Copperhead Club	inside a champagne bucket	on a waiter's serving tray	being kicked around the dance floor	under a Mob Penguin's chair	behind a giant gong	behind a fan dancer's fan
The Coral Corral	under a sea cowboy's hat	inside a sea cowbell	in a Mer-kin rustler's thingpouch	inside a sea cow pie	inside a sea cow feedbag	under a seahorse's nest
The Corpse Bog	clutched in the hands of a bog corpse	under a swamp hag	in a pool of quicksand	in a skeleton's ribcage	inside a bog leech	at the bottom of the bog
The Crimbonium Mining Camp	underneath a pile of mine tailings	in an empty canary cage	behind a pile of mint-scented rubble	in the hopper of a broken-down robo-minecart	under a red and green hardhat
The Daily Dungeon	inside an unlocked treasure chest	in a gob of mayonnaise from a mayo wasp	behind a wall of hair	in the bra of a booby trap	in the rib cage of an adventurer who never found the skeleton key
The Dark and Spooky Swamp	in a gross cloud of smell-o-the-wisp	in a swamp hag's grab bag	in a bubble of swamp gas	in a grove of cattails	under a sleeping alligator
The Dark Elbow of the Woods	in an abandoned L Imp cast	in an abandoned G Imp mask	beneath the demo table of the demoninja	under a pile of sulfurous rocks	floating by on a burning creek	between a demoninja's horns	under an L Imp's crutch
The Dark Heart of the Woods	Inside[sic] a P Imp's cup	in the footprint of a Fallen Archfiend	in a sweaty discarded G Imp mask, ew	under a 6-pack of Imp Ale	between the Archfiend's fallen arches	inside a Children's Meal of the Damned
The Dark Neck of the Woods	in a bowl of Hellion broth	under a P Imp's wing	beneath a wailing damned soul	to the left of the lake of fire, to the right of the lake of marmalade	beside a blubbering W Imp
The Deep Dark Jungle	inside a dead Venus mantrap	inside bigface's nest	in a billow of smoke from the smoke monster	in the giant kitbag of the Mercenary of Fortune	in the coils of a sleeping snake
The Defiled Alcove	under a pile of dusty bones	under an abandoned coffin lid	inside a human skull	between the folds of a corpulent zobmie	in a grave rober zmobie's forgotten napsack
The Defiled Cranny	under a pile of tooth-marked bones	under an egg in a ghuol's nest	in between the folds of a gluttonous ghuol	tucked between the stones at the back of the Cranny	inside a severed ghuol ear
The Defiled Niche	between a lihc's tentacles	under a pile of lihc droppings	under a stack of lihc pancakes	inside a hollowed-out tome of arcane knowledge	between some stones at the back of the Niche
The Defiled Nook	in the ribcage of a skeelton	hidden in the skull of a spiny skelelton	behind a disused pelvic bone	under a pile of random femurs	in the fearsome maw of a toothy sklelton's skull	in a dusty corner of the nook
The Degrassi Knoll Bakery	inside the oven	behind a row of donuts	improbably baked inside a baguette	baked into a pie with a few blackbirds	in a canister of flour	under a guard bugbear's beanie
The Degrassi Knoll Garage	under a lifted meatcar	in a pile of tires	in a stack of gears	by the guard bugbear's litter box	in an empty oil drum (bitchin' meatcars use olive oil)
The Degrassi Knoll Gym	under a weight bench	beneath a stack of really heavy free weights	under the one-eyed Gnoll's eye patch	under some discarded clothing from the Gnollish crossdresser	in a Gnoll-sized bottle of protein powder
The Degrassi Knoll Restroom	in a roll of paper towels	inside a toilet tank	under the sink	in a thankfully deserted stall	clogging a toilet	inside the janitor's supply closet	behind a few rolls of toilet paper
The Dire Warren	in a pile of bunnies	next to a bunny	underneath a bunny	balanced on a bunny's head	between two bunnies	in a bunny nest
The Dive Bar	in a bucket of dry ice	behind the jukebox	under a gross bar towel	on a stack of beer mats	in a bowl of really soggy pretzels	on a shelf of decades-old liquers
The Dripping Trees	under a drippy trunk
The Dungeons of Doom	in a mind flayer's corpse	to the left, or possibly the right, of a Quantum Mechanic	in a kobold's skull	bobbing in the puddle left by an acid blob	in the hive of a swarm of killer bees	under a gently purring kitten
The Edge of the Swamp	under a giant lilypad	inside the dewlap of a mega frog	being eaten by a huge mosquito	in a bubble of swamp gas	covered in Spanish moss	at the bottom of a mud puddle
The Electric Lemonade Acid Parade	inside Timmy Tofurkey's foam costume	between Susie Soyburger's buns	under Neptune's collar	beneath a sheet of blotter paper	beneath a pile of recycled confetti
The Enormous Greater-Than Sign	between two bracket	between two parentheses	under the brace of a lowercase H	under the tail of an uppercase Q	inside a hive full of lowercase As	under an asterisk
The eXtreme Slope	hanging from the ski lift	buried in a snowbank	under a dude's snowboard	in a cross-country hippy's dreads	in the bike-basket of an angry paperboy	behind a signpost with three black diamonds and a skull
The F'c'le	in a heap of suds from the cleanly pirate	at the bottom of one of the creamy pirate's cream containers	stuck to a crusty pirate	clinging to a clingy pirate	mixed in with the curmudgeonly pirate's cleaning supplies	at the bottom of the grog barrel	hanging next to the cat o' nine tails
The Feeding Chamber	under a drone's mandibles	under a no-longer-droning drone	deep within a discarded scent gland	inside an ancillary filthworm tunnel	beside a pile of unspeakable filthworm food
The Fun-Guy Mansion	in a bucket of spores	behind one of the many wet-bars	in a pile of moist bathtowels	underneath a weird-smelling bed	in an algae-choked swimming pool	under some mossy sofa cushions
The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon (Level 1)	behind a slightly differently-textured wall	under a flagstone	inside a garbage can	under a phonebooth	inside a question-mark block	just sitting in the middle of the path
The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon (Level 2)	inside an otherwise-empty crate	clutched by an ancient skeleton	inside a 55-gallon drum	in a sack carried by a little goblin that you beat up for no reason	behind an ancient stone statue	on a little floating platform that is a total hassle to get up to
The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon (Level 3)	surrounded by lava	on the other side of a crazy piston crusher trap	next to a boiling steam vent	in the middle of a pit of spikes	sitting in the corner	hovering in mid-air
The Glacier of Jerks	by Wacky Zack Flacky's exploding cigars	by Dolores D. Smiley's cat poster collection	In the compact of Vivian Vibrian Varr	Under Hugo Von Douchington's hideous hat	in Mammon the Elephant's greed-swollen nest	Under the flab of the Large-Bellied Snitch
The Goatlet	inside a half-eaten tin can	in a goat's beard	in a half-empty glass of goat's milk	stuck halfway up a waterslide	inside a whiskey bottle	hanging from a goathook
The Gourd!	under the gourd	behind the gourd	next to the gourd	near the gourd	on top of the gourd	just to the left of the gourd
The Granary	under a pile of grain	between the folds of a rotund duck	in a roll of duct tape	inside a super-sized duck's nest	wedged halfway into a rotund duck's bill	in a hefty footprint from a rotund duck
The Haiku Dungeon	under the ferocious bugbear's little cottontail	inside a gelatinous cube	on the open palm of an ancient insane monk	under a trapdoor	hanging around the neck of the Knob Goblin poseur
The Hallowed Halls	stuck to the wall with a wad of gum	inside a locker next to a dweebie	crusted onto a wastoid's jeans	hanging on the bulletin board	inside the otherwise empty school trophy case	wrapped in a sporto's discarded sweaty towel
The Hatching Chamber	in an empty egg sac	under a filthworm's filthy hook-fangs	deep in the filthworm larvae's nest	in a puddle of filth	in a cradle of filth, which is so heavy metal
The Haunted Ballroom	on a plate of canapés	floating in a champagne fountain	in the band's tip jar	in an empty wineglass	right there in the middle of the dance floor	under a violinist
The Haunted Bathroom	in the shower drain	in a soap dish	in the haunted toothbrush holder	in the medicine (& poisons) cabinet	behind the toilet paper-cozy	hidden in the toilet tank
The Haunted Bedroom	hidden inside a nightstand	under someone's pillow	hidden in someone's sock drawer	under the bed	under the mattress	inside an empty cereal box
The Haunted Billiards Room	in the corner pocket	in the side pocket	in a rack of cues	under a cube of blue chalk	behind the eight-ball	in a stuffed elk head's mouth
The Haunted Boiler Room	in a jar of assorted loose screws	in a basket of antique onions	in a box of burned-out fuses	disguised as a lump of coal	underneath the titular boiler	inside an ancient pickle jar
The Haunted Conservatory	inside a dripping sack of "plant food"	behind a gravestone with a picture of a rabbit on it	inside a Uranus Fly-Trap	beside a rack of thorn-sharpeners	inside a skull-shaped flowerpot	inside a (now-)open grave
The Haunted Gallery	hidden behind a painting	in a statue's lap	incorporated into a pile of modern sculpture	balanced atop a picture frame	framed and hung on the wall	inside an empty wineglass abandoned in the corner
The Haunted Kitchen	inside a carton of haunted eggs	inside the fridge's "moistener" drawer	at the bottom of a box of really old cereal	inside a tub of "I'm Pretty Sure That Isn't Butter"	inside a drawer of incomprehensible kitchen implements	inside the garbage disposal
The Haunted Laboratory	in a beaker of delicious-smelling chemicals	inside an otherwise-empty beaker	underneath a blackboard eraser	plugged into a weird machine	inside some kind of tube	on a tray of antique surgical instruments
The Haunted Laundry Room	inside a bottle of bleach	under a basket of clothespins	hanging from a drying rack	in a basket of dirty laundry and skeletons	hidden inside a trouser press	in a basket of unmatched socks
The Haunted Library	inside a hollowed-out book	inside an inkwell	filed under 'Q' in the card catalog	behind a bookshelf	beside an antique photocopier	under a librarian
The Haunted Nursery	inside an old teddy bear	stashed behind a toybox	on a shelf of creepy old dolls	inside an old marbles pouch	hanging from a weird mobile	in a rocking horse's mouth
The Haunted Pantry	behind a box of weevil-infested pasta	behind a non-possessed can of tomatoes	underneath a peeling flap of shelf paper	inside a bag of flour	on a shelf too high to see
The Haunted Storage Room	under its own dustcloth	under an antique sofa cushion	in a box of old blurry photographs	in a box of assorted souvenir snowglobes	in a box of ancient parchment tax forms	under a box of assorted tchotchkes
The Haunted Wine Cellar	in a rack of fancy vinegar bottles	in the pocket of a long-lost and deceased sommelier	in a crate of used wine corks	inside a bottle of fancy Chablis	inside a crate of spare wineglasses	under the drunkest rat you've ever seen
The Heap	behind a Dumpster	inside an old fry-oil drum	near a dead skunk	under a palette of rotten eggs	in a reeking bindle
The Hidden Apartment Building	in a pygmy janitor's mop bucket	inside a pygmy shaman's shrunken head	in the pygmy accountant's ledger book	under a pgymy welcome mat	inside a pygmy mail slot
The Hidden Bowling Alley	rolling out of the ball-return	in a basket of tiny pencils	in the gutter	under one of the pins	between a 7-10 split
The Hidden Hospital	in a sharps disposal bin	in a metal biowaste drum	in the ribcage of a demonstration skeleton	in a primitive scrub sink	in a hamper full of bloody smocks	in an IV bag
The Hidden Office Building	in a pygmy pencil cup	under a printer displaying "PYGMY LOAD LETTER"	under a cat poster	next to a red stapler	stuck inside the fax machine
The Hidden Park	under a park bench	behind a memorial plinth	next to the swingset	in a boaraffe-print	inside a pygmy blowgun	next to the pygmy swingset
The Hidden Temple	behind a sliding wall trap	on a suspicious-looking pedestal	inside a bag of sand	stuck in an elaborately-carved niche in the wall	below an indecipherable mosaic	under a poison dart
The Hippy Camp	in a pot of organic lentil paste	in a pen for free-range granola	hanging from a handmade windchime	in a bag of organic and environmentally-friendly hammers (i.e. rocks)	in a small garden of suspicious-smelling herbs	underneath a set of bongos
The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)	behind a primitive dreamcatcher	under the primitive soap	under a primitive driftwood sculpture	in a puddle of dread-making mud	in the pile of communal berries	in the pile of communal nuts	in a crudely-knitted dread sack
The Hippy Camp (In Disguise)	running free with nature	in a basket of cruelty-free olives	in a smoke-filled yurt	in a sack of tofu	in a patch of free-range patchouli	in a bucket of couscous
The Hippy Camp (Verge of War)	inside a filthy knitted dreadsack	under a pile of driftwood sculptures	inside a barrel full of beach glass beads	under the soap	behind the War Command yurt
The Hippy Camp (Verge of War, Frat Boy Disguise)	beneath a stack of filthy corduroys	behind a line up of war bongs	in the barrel of a didgeridooka	behind a sign that says "Make War Not Love"	under the soap
The Hole in the Sky	falling into a black hole	next to a supernova	under a red dwarf	floating in the empty blackness of space	in an astronomer's trumpet or whatever	in a pile of leftover lines
The Ice Hotel	in an ice microwave	under an ice bed	in an ice dresser drawer	in an ice ice bucket	in an ice trash can
The Ice Hole	behind a shivering starfish	buried beneath the icy silt	under a discarded submardine can	underneath some frozen kelp
The Icy Peak	under a polar bear	buried in a collapsed igloo	deposited in your account at the snowbank	frozen in a block of ice	inside an avalanche	balanced on the very tip of the peak itself
The Inner Wolf Gym	under the treadmill	by the free weights	next to a bloodstained rag draped over the Escalatormaster	between the gears of the stationary bicycle	next to the trainer who insists he an pump you up	in a puddle of sweat
The Island Barracks	in a crystal whiskey decanter	on a fancy marble mantelpiece	under the cushions of an elegant leather sofa	in a brass fireplace poker stand	behind a lush potted fern	in an empty champagne bucket
The Jungles of Ancient Loathing	being thrown around by baboons	in a tribal goblin's blowgun	on the shoulder of an ancient guardian statue	in an easily-spotted tiger pit	behind an ancient stone monument of some kind	halfway up a tree
The Junkyard (Post-War)	inside a rusted-out radiator	inside an old mattress	under a pile of old magazines	inside a discarded, hollowed-out book	next to a drum full of illegal toxic waste	in a pile of sprung mouse traps	in an old vacuum cleaner bag
The Knob Shaft	wedged into a cardboard vein	wedged into a rich vein of bubblewrap	wedged into a thick seam of styrofoam	inside an empty miner's helmet	in an abandoned canary cage	in a cart full of cardboard ore	in a cart full of styrofoam ore	in a cart full of bubblewrap ore
The Landscaper's Lair	under a lawn gnome's hat	under a lawn gnome's beard	in the tall grass the gnomes haven't got to yet	in a pile of grass clippings, achoo	in a pile of raked leaves
The Laugh Floor	in a bucket of flop sweat	next to one of those big vaudeville hooks	in a trunk of stupid-looking props	in a pile of beaten-up hecklers	in a box of airline peanuts	under the stage manager's clipboard
The Limerick Dungeon	next to a young man from Nantucket	near a young woman from Crewe	in the bishop of Boston's underground aviary	near a young lady named Bright	inside the beak of a pelican	inside an old man's beard	near a young man from the coast
The Maelstrom of Lovers	clutched tight to the bosom of Winifred Wongle	adrift in the wake of one Mortimer Strauss	tumbling through air behind Marvin J. Sunny	beneath the right heel of the Terrible Pinch	on the ground between both Thug 1 and Thug 2	In the left-hand breast pocket of Marcus Macurgeon
The Mansion of Dr. Weirdeaux	behind a really strange sofa	next to some truly upsetting taxidermy	on a really bizarre drinks cart	behind an unpleasantly organic-looking lamp	next to the strange little person who follows Dr. Weirdeaux around	in Phydeaux's food bowl
The Marinara Trench	under the diving belle's petticoats	in the tentacles of a giant squid	under the light of the fisherfish	in the Mer-kin diver's foodbucket	under a bubblin' spring of marinara
The McMillicancuddy Family Plot	in an open grave	behind a gravestone	under a vampire duck's cape	under a pile of frightful feathers	behind the door of the McMillicancuddy mausoleum
The Mer-Kin Outpost	inside a Mer-kin burglar's takebag	behind one of the tents	buried in a heap of sand	behind a discarded raider breastplate	inside a healer's thingpouch
The Middle Chamber	in a tomb asp's urn	inside the chamber pot	in a tomb rat's nest	inside a tomb servant's crazy hat	in a broken-open sarcophagus
The Mine Foremens' Office	in a filing cabinet	being used as a paperweight	under a desk	floating in a water-cooler	in the wastebasket	in a half-drunk mug of coffee
The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt)	behind a garvestone	inside a bokeh of flowers	inside a funeral reath	just inside the door of a mouseleum	in a freshly-dug garve	under a cremation ern
The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt)	inside an open graev	under a muasoleum	behind a gravestone with your name on it (misspelled)	in a dusty old sklul pile	next to a zmobie	in a graverober's pocket
The Mouldering Mansion	beneath the floorboards	inside an ancient grandfather clock	in a death-watch beetle's hole	under the lid of the usher's serving tray	behind a brick in a freshly-built wall	inside a cask of Amontillado	under a pallid bust of Pallas	under a stuffed raven
The Nemesis' Lair	behind a propaganda poster	under a scroll with evil plans detailed on it	under your Nemesis' desk	behind a tapestry depicting acts of atrocity	behind that cool lava waterfall every evil boss has to have.[sic]
The Nightmare Meatrealm	in the coils of a bacon snake	being pollinated by a pork butterfly	in the cold clutches of a groast	in the middle of a sliced salaminder	behind a salami cactus	beneath a ground-beef tumbleweed
The Oasis	buried in the sand	floating in the water	on an itinerant merchant's blanket	in a camel's hump	under a palm frond	inside a coconut
The Obligatory Pirate's Cove	under a parrot	behind a pirate's eyepatch	in a crow's nest	on the poop deck (ha ha)	under a big X painted on the ground	next to a pirate ship
The Old Landfill	hidden in a junksprite nest	inside an elaborate metal junksprite sculpture	wrapped in a coil of old bedspring	under a ratty old mattress	inside a coffee can full of screws and bolts	under a 55-gallon drum
The Old Man's Bathtime Adventure	in the nest of the ferocious roc	in the gullet of a man-eating shark	in the tentacles of the giant squid	under the scrubbing bubbles of a bristled Man-O-War	circling the drain
The Orcish Frat House	in a bong	in a beer-bong	in a beer keg	under a beer-pong table	behind that poster of John Belushi wearing a shirt that says COLLEGE	in a basket of face-drawing pens
The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)	under a carelessly-thrown primitive paddle	stuck into a primitive beer bong	under a pile of rocks shaped vaguely like genitalia	in an empty primitive booze cup	under a nervous caveman frat pledge	wrapped in a caveman sorority girl's hair
The Orcish Frat House (In Disguise)	inside the keg	hanging from a rack of baseball caps	on top of a pile of old final exams	in a basket of unlaundered French maid uniforms	next to a display of antique frat paddles	under a bikini-lady poster
The Orcish Frat House (Verge of War)	under an Orcish baseball cap	in the pocket of some discarded cargo shorts	beneath a pledge's donut-shaped pillow	in a trust-fund Orc's bulging meat wallet	beneath a pile of loose building material	in a sorority nurse's medical bag
The Orcish Frat House (Verge of War, Hippy Disguise)	in one of the cups on a War Pledge's helmet	between the ankles of a paddled pledge	behind a bejeweled pledge pin	under a pile of cheat sheets for tests	under a pledge doing push-ups
The Other Back 40	beneath a pile of rancid bacon	under a heap of flirtatious feathers	in a puddle of hair oil	under a greasy duck's greasy nest	inside a greasy duck egg
The Outer Compound	in a guard turtle's shell	behind a guard turtle's guard station	leaning up against the wall	in a turtle nest	buried in the sand with some turtle eggs
The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob	in a bag of charcoal briquettes	under a sleeping guard	under a sleeping guard's helmet	in the pocket of an assistant chef's apron	dragged at the end of a knob goblin chain gang	next to a discarded sausage
The Overgrown Lot	inside a bag of garbage	under a bag of garbage	under a big pile of discarded lumber
The Penultimate Fantasy Airship	in an otherwise-empty treasure chest	in an infinitely-spacious ammo crate	in the steam-filled engine room	impaled on a protagonist's hair	stowing away behind the landing gear	in the battery compartment of a robot supersoldier	under a cocoabo
The Poker Room	under one of the dealers' visors	taped to the bottom of one of the tables	in the sleeve of one of the gamblers	underneath an ashtray	in one of the dealers' pockets
The Pond	inside of a snowman's head	under a sheet of ice	rimed in frost	under a frozen lily-pad	in the mouth of a dormant frog	under a frozen duck decoy
The Poop Deck	behind one of the wealthy pirate's meat stacks	in a tub of the warty pirate's unguent	under the witty pirate's golden tongue	taped to one of the sails	near one of the many toilets	behind a whiny pirate	inside the wacky pirate's novelty foam treasure chest
The Post-Mall	beside a swingset that is poignantly on fire	in a damned dirty ape's nest	in a T-9000's backtrack...er, pack	in the jet-ski bandit's filthy water	next to a guy pouring his own pee into a weird distillation device	under the Z-rex's arm
The Primordial Soup	next to some primitive amino acids	in a puddle of your ancestors	covered in amoebas	in a bucket of simple proteins	near some kind of lichen	in a pool of ordinary not-alive mud
The Prince's Balcony	in a flowerpot	balanced on the balcony railing	hidden amongst the flowers	under an aristocrat's powdered wig	just kind of chilling out on the balcony there	near the French doors
The Prince's Canapes Table	floating in the punchbowl	behind the butler	under a cheese platter	in a Duchess's wig	in the dip	between two platters of crudités
The Prince's Dance Floor	right in the middle of the dance floor	under a violinist	under a fancy couch cushion	behind an expensive vase	tucked into a Duke's cummerbund	skittering across the floor
The Prince's Kitchen	on a pantry shelf	behind the cook	under a scullery maid	in a sink full of used champagne glasses	near the firepit	under the sink
The Prince's Lounge	in a whiskey decanter	under a chair cushion	in the cigar box	in the mouth of a stuffed deer head	on a bookshelf	pinned to the lapel of a napping Earl
The Prince's Restroom	behind the toilet	under the sink	in the middle of a stack of hand towels	in the sink	under the soap dish	in the toilet
The Purple Light District	inside a weirdly slimy balloon	tucked between the pages of a lewd comic book	in the back of a windowless van	tucked into a greasy old bit of shag carpeting	behind a van that's a-rockin'
The Queen's Chamber	in a pile of royal jelly	in a discarded stench gland	under a freshly-born larva	between one of the queen's filthy folds	under a pile of unspeakable filth
The Red Queen's Garden	beside a rack of flamingos	under a bent-over card guy	next to a hedgehog	under a repainted rosebush	behind the Queen	in a bucket of red paint
The Red Zeppelin	on the tray of a red butler	discarded suspiciously by a Red Herring	inside a packet of red peanuts	inside a complimentary red blanket	inside a complimentary red pillow	inside a little red book
The Road to the White Citadel	next to a puzzled-looking cheetah	under a damp bush	near two guys flipping a coin	under an angry raccoon puppet	near the corpse of someone who looks like a lame version of yourself	near some crazed extreme sports guys
The Rogue Windmill	in the garter of a can-can dancer	under the master of ceremonies' top hat	inside the voyeuristic artist's paint kit	at the bottom of an absinthe bottle	under the trunk of the Elephant Room	behind the stage of the big bohemian musical	by the typewriter of the sensitive poet-type	in the courtesan's purse
The Roman Forum	inside the Gladiator's tunic	in the cheap strix's cheap nest	in the concession stand next to the candied owl livers	in the concession stand under the candied goose spleen	under a Madiator's net	under a Radiator's shield
The Roulette Tables	underneath a croupier	on the "odd" section of the betting layout	resting in the 00 space of an extra-large roulette wheel	in a big bag of money	balanced precariously on a tall stack of chips	pinned to a pit boss's lapel
The Rowdy Saloon	at the bottom of a spittoon	behind an outlaw who is himself behind a table	inside a rickety old piano	in the pocket of a craggy bartender	underneath a passed-out cowboy
The Royal Guard Chamber	in a puddle of royal jelly	in a discarded scent gland	under a filthworm guard's filthy hook-fangs	in a pile of unspeakable filth	under a filthworm's filthy body
The Ruined Wizard Tower	in the middle of an ancient summoning circle	under an ancient tome of forgotten knowledge	under a forgotten tome of ancient knowledge	in the remains of a rotted wooden desk	under a frog	behind a loose brick in the ancient fireplace
The Secret Government Laboratory	on top of the slab	in a lab monkey's cage	in a discarded super-sized Cola Wars soldier's super-big helmet	in the creepy little girl's headless teddy bear	under the sonic transducer
The Shore, Inc.	behind the travel kiosk	under a pile of kitschy souvenirs	behind the customs counter	next to the insanely-overpriced snack bar	under a sleeping passenger whose boat got delayed	next to a sleeping security guard
The Skate Park	under the carousel	behind the slides	next to the swingset	in an urchin urchin's purse	nestled between a resting roller skate's roller skates	nestled between an ice skate's ice skates
The Sleazy Back Alley	under a hobo's accordionated top-hat	next to a puddle of vomit	in a dumpster	in an old shopping cart	under a trash can	underneath a rat
The Slime Tube	in a glob of slime	in a pile of slime	in a blob of slime	in a puddle of slime	in a pool of slime	just basically covered in slime
The SMOOCH Army HQ	under a pile of makeup-stained washcloths	behind a crate of spare metal spikes	inside a knee-high vinyl boot	in a box of lascivious Polaroids
The Smut Orc Logging Camp	in an unkempt bush	between a twig and some berries	in a cleft in the rock	in a moist chasm nearby	lurking furtively behind a hedge	where the sun don't shine
The Spectral Pickle Factory	in a basket of unprocessed dill stems	in a jar of ghost vinegar	next to the eyewash station	on top of the punch-clock	riding a haunted conveyor belt	under a basket of pickles
The Spooky Forest	in a knothole	in a hollow log	in a tree full of weird squirrels	under a wolfman	inside what is probably just a gopher hole	in a birdnest made of rat bones
The Spooky Gravy Burrow	under a glowing mushroom	behind a funny-looking rock	in a puddle of gravy	under a clump of blue moss	under a stalagmite	in a small hole in the wall
The Spooky Old Abandoned Mine	between a cowboy hat and the skull wearing the cowboy hat	between the wheels of a rusty minecart	inside a cage, next to a canary's skeleton	under a pile of blacker-than-usual coal	underneath a rattlesnake
The Sunken Party Yacht	under the wet t-shirt of a wild girl	in the arms of a broctopus	in the shell of a taco fish	behind the extremely wet bar	on the poop deck, heh	in the drownedbeat's pocket
The Stately Pleasure Dome	under an incense-bearing tree	under a discarded dulcimer	on the shores of the Alph	in the toothless mastiff bitch's doghouse	wrapped in one of the poet's scrolls	frozen into an icicle on the caves of ice	at the bottom of a deep romantic chasm
The Temple Portico	in a drum of ceremonial marinara	in the pocket of a cultist's robe	on a rack of cult rosaries	in a manager's filing cabinet	in a hamper of unlaundered robes	behind a stack of creepy hymnals
The Themthar Hills	in a brigand's meat stash	under thatthar hedge	behind themthar boulders	in the instep of themthar foothills	in a brigand's knapsack	under a brigand's discarded bandana
The Thinknerd Warehouse	under the hoverskirt of a packing robot	inside the gaping maw of a sorting robot	in a pile of amok putty	in that little basket thingy of a moving robot	tumbling down a conveyor belt
The Tower of Procedurally-Generated Skeletons	behind a femur	inside a ribcage	under a pelvis	inside a smashed-open skull	under a pile of bones	under a humerus, tee-hee
The Toxic Teacups	inside one of the teacups	at the bottom of one of the teacups	in a loose access panel	inside one of the teacup handles	behind the little booth the ride operator stands in
The Upper Chamber	inside a canopic jar	under Iiti Kitty's wraps	inside the wraps of a tomb bat	inside a decorative urn	under a wall of hieroglyphics	next to the chamber pot
The Valley of Rof L'm Fao	nailed to a board covered with incomprehensible writing	underneath a Nigerian prince	in a barrel of pressed meat product	next to one weird trick that doctors don't want you to know about	somewhere you won't believe	in a bag of worms
The Velvet / Gold Mine	at the bottom of a cart filled with gold	at the bottom of an employee sweat collection drum	at the bottom of a cart filled with velvet	under a pile of scorched uniforms
The Weird Swamp Village	in a ceegar box	in a hollow log	in a flat-bottomed rowboat	next to a well-dressed mouse	being argued over by three confused bats	next to a thinly-veiled political reference
The Wildlife Sanctuarrrrrgh	in a swamp gator's mouth	in a pile of swamp moss	under a giant mushroom	inside a swamp monster	in a pool of brackish slime	under a scraggly mangrove tree
The Wreck of the Edgar Fitzsimmons	inside a cargo crab's crate	under the cap of a downed sailor	in the hole blown out by a mine crab	in the takebag of a Mer-kin scavenger	behind a giant diamond some old lady must have dropped	next to a waterlogged corpse	clutched in the glove of an unholy diver
The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman	under a pile of karate magazines.	behind an X-32-F Combat Training Snowman.	under a pile of loose snow.	in a box of old martial arts trophies.	behind a box of black belts.
Through the Spacegate	among the debris of a crashed probe	behind the Spacegate control panel	in the shoe of a discarded spacesuit	behind a strange-shaped rock	at the base of the Spacegate
Thugnderdome	in the pocket of a knocked-out gladiator	in a rack of assorted polearms	under a gladiator's helmet	next to one of those things that shoot fire out of the floor	under the bleachers	at the chainsaw refueling station
Tower Ruins	underneath a pile of rubble	on top of a pile of rubble	near a pile of rubble	next to a pile of rubble	buried in a pile of rubble	sticking out of a pile of rubble
Triad Factory	in a box of unwashed circuit boards	floating in a tank of green liquid	under a wizard's pointy hat	inside a fabricator demon's back-mouth	in a box of rubber gloves	in a supervisor's lunchbox
Twin Peak	in the percolator	in a nightstand drawer with a funny-shaped knob	wrapped in plastic	two blocks up on Queer Street	under a little dancing man	25 years later
Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice	behind a fake bush	inside an animatronic bear's hat	in one of the less turbulent liquid waste sluices	in the branches of a fake tree
Vanya's Castle Chapel	behind a pixellated candy heart, doo dah, doo dah	inside a pixellated money bag, all the doo-dah day	inside one of the sets of candles	wrapped up in a fancy whip	leaning against a pixellated wall
Vanya's Castle Foyer	under a pile of discarded pixels	tangled in a medusa's snakes	floating along inside a ghost	by whipping a candelabra	sitting next to a pixelated roasted turkey
VYKEA	underneath a pile of meatballs	woven into a viking's beard	inside a half-assembled nightstand	in one of those huge plastic bags they have there
Waste Processing	in a pile of garbage	in a scavenger bugbear's bindle	under the creepy eye-stalk monster	inside the grouchy furry monster's trash can	under a stack of discarded magazines	in a giant wad of shed bugbear fur
Whitey's Grove	packed inside a snowball	hidden in a bag of marshmallows	behind a jar of mayonnaise	inside a bottle of bleach	being sat on by a swan	inside a telephone directory
Ye Olde Medievale Villagee	inside a leather mug	plugging the hole of an ocarina	behind a giant turkey leg	in a fire-eater's pocket	being juggled by a juggler	behind Ye Olde ATM	in the doorway of a privy	tucked behind a display of wooden swords

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