Meat globe

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meat globe

This is a cheap trinket that shows various scenes in the kingdom suffering a freak meatstorm.

Type: usable
Cannot be traded or discarded
Quest Item

(In-game plural: meat globes)

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Item number: 636
Description ID: 126219215
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Obtained From

Stores

The Shore, Inc. Gift Shop (1 Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip)

When Used

• Without a dwelling at your campsite:

You've got nowhere to put this thing. Maybe you should buy a tent or something.

• Without a meat globe in your dwelling:

You place the meat globe on your nightstand.

• With a meat globe in your dwelling:

You shake up the Meat Globe and subject the miniature kingdom to a meatstorm. You feel vaguely god-like, until you accidentally drop the globe and shatter it. But at least you can collect the meat from inside.

You gain 30 Beefiness. You gain 30 Wizardliness. You gain 30 Smarm.

You gain 600−800 Meat.

• With a meat globe in your dwelling, under Way of the Surprising Fist:

Since you are a benevolent god, you turn around and give the Meat to somebody standing behind you. He almost certainly deserved it.

Notes

• Installs a Meat Globe in your dwelling, if you don't already have one installed.
• Meat gain doesn't trigger when resting for free.
• Under the special challenge path, Way of the Surprising Fist, stats are given as normal but no meat drops. The following message is appended to the normal meat drop line:

  Since you are a benevolent god, you turn around and give the Meat to somebody standing behind you. He almost certainly deserved it.

• Resting with a meat globe in your dwelling produces this message:

Looks like some Meat fell out of your Meat Globe while you were sleeping!

You gain 25−35 Meat.

History

• Prior to the shore revamp on August 30, 2013, this item required 12 trips to get. When used, it produced:

You shake up the Meat Globe and subject the miniature kingdom to a meatstorm. You feel vaguely god-like, until you accidentally drop the globe and shatter it. But at least you can collect the meat from inside.

You gain 100 Beefiness. You gain 100 Wizardliness. You gain 100 Smarm.

You gain 1,500 Meat.

Collection

• 🥇: HotStuff (#59035) - 2
• 🥈: Ainast (#205068), Baronous (#53675), CfAcTor3000 (#311944), Demagogue (#311153), Dr Moxie (#402621), HOldeRofSecrEts (#216194), Mad Matt (#127250), Spaghettious (#282961), StickRomp (#248790) - 1

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