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|colspan=5 | Any Level
|colspan=5 | Any Level
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|rowspan=4 | [[The Market]] || rowspan=4 | N/A || bgcolor=#FADADD | 1 [[hair spray]] || bgcolor=#FADADD | [[Naughty Sorceress Quest]] || bgcolor=#FADADD | [[The Sorceress' Tower#The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)|Stair Item (not always necessary)]]; costs 24 Meat
|rowspan=3 | [[The Market]] || rowspan=3 | N/A
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| 1 [[sweet rims]] || [[Bitchin' Meatcar Quest]] || Possible way of gaining access to the [[Desert Beach]]
| 1 [[sweet rims]] || [[Bitchin' Meatcar Quest]] || Possible way of gaining access to the [[Desert Beach]]
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| [[The Casino]] || N/A || 1 [[big rock]] || Costs 10 Meat
| [[The Casino]] || N/A || 1 [[big rock]] || Costs 10 Meat
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| rowspan=3 | [[The Hermitage]]<P>Each item costs 1 [[worthless trinket]], [[worthless gewgaw]] or [[worthless knick-knack]] from [[chewing gum on a string]] || rowspan=3 | N/A || bgcolor=#CCCCFF | 1 [[ten-leaf clover]] || bgcolor=#CCCCFF | &nbsp;
| rowspan=2 | [[The Hermitage]]<P>Each item costs 1 [[worthless trinket]], [[worthless gewgaw]] or [[worthless knick-knack]] from [[chewing gum on a string]] || rowspan=2 | N/A
| bgcolor=#CCCCFF | 1 [[ten-leaf clover]] || bgcolor=#CCCCFF | &nbsp;
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| [[Seal Clubber]]: 1 [[seal tooth]]<BR>[[Turtle Tamer]]: 1 [[chisel]]<BR>[[Pastamancer]]: 1 [[petrified noodles]]<BR>[[Sauceror]]: 1 [[jabañero pepper]]<BR>[[Disco Bandit]]: 1 [[banjo strings]]<BR>[[Accordion Thief]]: 1 [[hot buttered roll]] || &nbsp;
| [[Seal Clubber]]: 1 [[seal tooth]]<BR>[[Turtle Tamer]]: 1 [[chisel]]<BR>[[Pastamancer]]: 1 [[petrified noodles]]<BR>[[Sauceror]]: 1 [[jabañero pepper]]<BR>[[Disco Bandit]]: 1 [[banjo strings]]<BR>[[Accordion Thief]]: 1 [[hot buttered roll]] || &nbsp;
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| bgcolor=#FADADD | 1 [[ten-leaf clover]] || bgcolor=#FADADD | [[Naughty Sorceress Quest]] || bgcolor=#FADADD | Speeds getting [[stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)|Really Evil Rhythm]]
| rowspan=3 | [[The Daily Dungeon]] || rowspan=3 | 51 [[Daily Dungeon Stat Tests|lowest stat]]
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| 1 [[Boris's key]] || rowspan=3 | [[Naughty Sorceress Quest]] || rowspan=3 | &nbsp;
| rowspan=3 | [[The Daily Dungeon]] || rowspan=3 | 51 [[Daily Dungeon Stat Tests|lowest stat]] || 1 [[Boris's key]] || rowspan=3 | [[Naughty Sorceress Quest]] || rowspan=3 | For speed ascensions it is recommended to only acquire 2 keys and then after using them [[zap]] one to automatically receive the third.
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| 1 [[Jarlsberg's key]]
| 1 [[Jarlsberg's key]]
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|colspan=5 | Level 1
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| rowspan=2 | [[The Haunted Pantry]] || rowspan=2 | 8 Moxie || none; discover [[Spookyraven Manor]] || [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]] || &nbsp;
| [[The Sleazy Back Alley]] || 8 Moxie || 1 [[bum cheek]] || [[Boss Bat Quest]] || Replaceable with other {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
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| 1 [[razor-sharp can lid]] || [[Naughty Sorceress Quest]] || [[The Sorceress' Tower#The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)|Stair Item (not always necessary)]]
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| rowspan=2 | [[The Sleazy Back Alley]] || rowspan=2 | 8 Moxie || 1 [[bum cheek]] || [[Boss Bat Quest]] || Replaceable with other {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
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|1 [[spider web]] || [[Naughty Sorceress Quest]] || [[The Sorceress' Tower#The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)|Stair Item (not always necessary)]]
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| rowspan=3 | [[Outskirts of Cobb's Knob]] || rowspan=3 | 9 Moxie || 1 [[Knob Goblin encryption key]] || [[The King of Cobb's Knob Quest]] || &nbsp;
| rowspan=2 | [[Outskirts of Cobb's Knob]] || rowspan=2 | 9 Moxie
| 1 [[Knob Goblin encryption key]] || [[The King of Cobb's Knob Quest]] || &nbsp;
|- bgcolor=#CCFFCC
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| 1 [[chef's hat]] || [[Chef-in-the-box (Campground)|Chef-in-the-box]] || Also drops at [[The Haunted Kitchen]] and [[The Haunted Pantry]], but less frequently
| 1 [[chef's hat]] || [[Chef-in-the-box (Campground)|Chef-in-the-box]] || Also drops at [[The Haunted Kitchen]] and [[The Haunted Pantry]], but less frequently
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| 1 [[Knob Goblin firecracker]] || rowspan=2 | [[Naughty Sorceress Quest]] || rowspan=2 | [[The Sorceress' Tower#The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)|Stair Item (not always necessary)]]
| [[The Haunted Kitchen]] || 12 Moxie || [[Spookyraven billiards room key]] || [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]] || Can be bypassed by fax/copying the [[writing desk]] to fight 5 copies
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| [[The Haunted Kitchen]] || 12 Moxie || 1 [[leftovers of indeterminate origin]]
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|- bgcolor=#EEEEEE
|colspan=5 | Level 2
|colspan=5 | Level 2
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| rowspan=5 | [[The Spooky Forest]] || rowspan=5 | 12 Moxie || 1 [[mosquito larva]] || [[Spooky Forest Quest]] || rowspan=4 | &nbsp;
| rowspan=4 | [[The Spooky Forest]] || rowspan=4 | 12 Moxie
| 1 [[mosquito larva]] || [[Spooky Forest Quest]] || &nbsp;
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| 1 [[Spooky Temple map]] || rowspan=3 | [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]]
| 1 [[Spooky Temple map]] || rowspan=3 | [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]] || rowspan=3 | &nbsp;
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| 1 [[Spooky-Gro fertilizer]]
| 1 [[Spooky-Gro fertilizer]]
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| 1 [[spooky sapling]]
| 1 [[spooky sapling]]
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| 1 [[stolen accordion]] || [[Naughty Sorceress Quest]] || Also drops at [[The Sewer]]
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| [[The Hidden Temple]] || N/A || 1 [[loaded dice]] || [[Naughty Sorceress Quest]] || Speeds getting [[stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)|Really Evil Rhythm]] ([[Bad Moon]] only)
|- bgcolor=#EEEEEE
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|colspan=5 | Level 3
|colspan=5 | Level 3
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| rowspan=3 | [[The Shore, Inc.]] || rowspan=3 | N/A || 1 [[dinghy plans]] || [[Orc Chasm Quest]] || 3 trips required; costs 1500 Meat
| rowspan=2 | [[The Shore, Inc.]] || rowspan=2 | N/A
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| 1 [[dinghy plans]] || [[Orc Chasm Quest]] || 3 trips required; costs 1500 Meat
| 1 [[stick of dynamite]], [[tropical orchid]], or [[barbed-wire fence]] || [[Naughty Sorceress Quest]] || [[The Sorceress' Tower#The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)|Stair Item (always necessary)]]; you will randomly need 1 of the 3. For speed ascensions, players may want to strategically space out the required shore trips to ensure tower item drops.
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| [[UV-resistant compass]] || [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]] || 1 trip required; costs 500 Meat
| [[UV-resistant compass]] || [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]] || 1 trip required; costs 500 Meat
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| 1 [[spring]] || [[Chef-in-the-box (Campground)|Chef-in-the-box]]
| 1 [[spring]] || [[Chef-in-the-box (Campground)|Chef-in-the-box]]
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| rowspan=3 | [[The Haunted Billiards Room]] || rowspan=3 | 27 Moxie || 1 [[pool cue]] || rowspan=3 | [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]] || rowspan=3 | &nbsp;
| [[The Haunted Billiards Room]] || 27 Moxie || 1 [[Spookyraven library key]] || [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]] || Can be bypassed by fax/copying the [[writing desk]] to fight 5 copies
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| 1 [[handful of hand chalk]]
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| 1 [[Spookyraven library key]]
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| rowspan=2 | [[South of The Border]] || rowspan=2 | 32 Moxie || 1 [[jabañero-flavored chewing gum]], [[pickle-flavored chewing gum]], [[tamarind-flavored chewing gum]], [[lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum]], [[handsomeness potion]], [[Meleegra pills]], or [[marzipan skull]] || [[Naughty Sorceress Quest]] || [[Naughty Sorceress Quest#The Three Gates|Gate Item (always necessary)]]. Also obtainable in the [[Gno-Mart]] for players of a Moxie sign.
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| 1 [[mariachi G-string]] || [[Naughty Sorceress Quest]] || [[The Sorceress' Tower#The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)|Stair Item (not always necessary)]]
|- bgcolor=#EEEEEE
|- bgcolor=#EEEEEE
|colspan=5 | Level 4
|colspan=5 | Level 4
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| rowspan=6 | [[Guano Junction]] || rowspan=6 | 25 Moxie || 3 [[sonar-in-a-biscuit|sonars-in-a-biscuit]] || [[Boss Bat Quest]] || &nbsp;
| rowspan=2 | [[Guano Junction]] || rowspan=2 | 25 Moxie
| 3 [[sonar-in-a-biscuit|sonars-in-a-biscuit]] || [[Boss Bat Quest]] || &nbsp;
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| 1 [[briefcase]] || [[Cap'm Caronch Quest]] || Possible [[The Infiltrationist|Infiltrationist]] equipment; drops in the [[Ruins]] as well
| 1 [[briefcase]] || [[Cap'm Caronch Quest]] || Possible [[The Infiltrationist|Infiltrationist]] equipment; drops in the [[Ruins]] as well
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| 1 [[loose teeth]] || rowspan=2 | [[Naughty Sorceress Quest]] || Drops in other spots as well
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| 1 [[broken skull]] || Replaceable with [[gnollish pie tin]] + [[tambourine bells]]
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| 1 [[sonar-in-a-biscuit]] || rowspan=2 | [[Naughty Sorceress Quest]] || rowspan=2 | [[The Sorceress' Tower#The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)|Stair Item (not always necessary)]]
|- bgcolor=#FADADD
| 1 [[baseball]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCFF
|- bgcolor=#CCCCFF
| rowspan=5 | [[The "Fun" House]] || rowspan=5 | 27 Moxie || bgcolor=#CCFFCC | 1 [[box]] || bgcolor=#CCFFCC | [[Bartender-in-the-box (Campground)|Bartender-in-the-box]] || bgcolor=#CCFFCC rowspan=2 | &nbsp;
| rowspan=4 | [[The "Fun" House]] || rowspan=4 | 27 Moxie
| bgcolor=#CCFFCC | 1 [[box]] || bgcolor=#CCFFCC | [[Bartender-in-the-box (Campground)|Bartender-in-the-box]] || bgcolor=#CCFFCC rowspan=2 | &nbsp;
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| 1 [[box]] || [[Chef-in-the-box (Campground)|Chef-in-the-box]]
| 1 [[box]] || [[Chef-in-the-box (Campground)|Chef-in-the-box]]
|- bgcolor=#FADADD
| 1 [[disease]] || [[Naughty Sorceress Quest]] || [[The Sorceress' Tower#The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)|Stair Item (not always necessary)]]; also drops in the [[Harem]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCFF
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| 4 [[Adventurer, $1.99#Notes|Clownosity]]'s worth of items || bgcolor=#CCCCFF rowspan=2 | [[Legendary Epic Weapon|Legendary Epic Weapon Quest]] || bgcolor=#CCCCFF | Needed to unlock [[The Clownlord Beelzebozo]] fight  
| 4 [[Adventurer, $1.99#Notes|Clownosity]]'s worth of items || bgcolor=#CCCCFF rowspan=2 | [[Legendary Epic Weapon|Legendary Epic Weapon Quest]] || bgcolor=#CCCCFF | Needed to unlock [[The Clownlord Beelzebozo]] fight  
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| 1 [[turtle chain]] or [[distilled seal blood]] or [[Peppercorns of Power]] or [[high-octane olive oil]] or [[golden reeds]] or [[vial of mojo]] || bgcolor=#CCCCFF | &nbsp;
| 1 [[turtle chain]] or [[distilled seal blood]] or [[Peppercorns of Power]] or [[high-octane olive oil]] or [[golden reeds]] or [[vial of mojo]] || bgcolor=#CCCCFF | &nbsp;
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| rowspan=6 | [[The Misspelled Cemetary]] || rowspan=6 | 27 Moxie || 1 [[grave robbing shovel]] || rowspan=2 | [[The Wizard of Ego|The Wizard of Ego Quest]] || rowspan=2 | Needed to unlock [[Tower Ruins]]
| rowspan=6 | [[The Misspelled Cemetary]] || rowspan=6 | 27 Moxie
| 1 [[grave robbing shovel]] || rowspan=2 | [[The Wizard of Ego|The Wizard of Ego Quest]] || rowspan=2 | Needed to unlock [[Tower Ruins]]
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| 1 [[Fernswarthy's key]]
| 1 [[Fernswarthy's key]]
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| 1 [[disembodied brain]] || [[Chef-in-the-box (Campground)|Chef-in-the-box]]
| 1 [[disembodied brain]] || [[Chef-in-the-box (Campground)|Chef-in-the-box]]
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| rowspan=3 | [[8-Bit Realm]] || rowspan=3 | 32 Moxie || 30 [[white pixel]]s || [[Naughty Sorceress Quest]] || &nbsp;
| rowspan=3 | [[8-Bit Realm]] || rowspan=3 | 32 Moxie
| 30 [[white pixel]]s || [[Naughty Sorceress Quest]] || &nbsp;
|- bgcolor=#FADADD
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| 15 [[black pixel|black pixels]] || rowspan=2 | 5 [[red pixel potion|red pixel potions]] || rowspan=2 | Useful when fighting [[The_Sorceress'_Tower#Defeat_your_own_Shadow|your shadow]]
| 15 [[black pixel|black pixels]] || rowspan=2 | 5 [[red pixel potion|red pixel potions]] || rowspan=2 | Useful when fighting [[The_Sorceress'_Tower#Defeat_your_own_Shadow|your shadow]]
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|colspan=5 | Level 5
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| rowspan=3 | [[Harem]] || rowspan=3 | 37 Moxie || 1 [[Knob Goblin harem pants]] || rowspan=9 | [[The King of Cobb's Knob Quest]] || rowspan=2 | Alternative to [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
| rowspan=3 | [[Harem]] || rowspan=3 | 37 Moxie
| 1 [[Knob Goblin harem pants]] || rowspan=9 | [[The King of Cobb's Knob Quest]] || rowspan=2 | Alternative to [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
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| 1 [[Knob Goblin harem veil]]  
| 1 [[Knob Goblin harem veil]]  
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| 1 [[Knob Goblin perfume]] || Required if infiltrating as harem; Can adventure in the [[Harem]] with harem disguise to [[Plucked|gain effect]] instead
| 1 [[Knob Goblin perfume]] || Required if infiltrating as harem; Can adventure in the [[Harem]] with harem disguise to [[Plucked|gain effect]] instead
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| rowspan=3 | [[Barracks]] || rowspan=3 | N/A || 1 [[Knob Goblin elite helm]] || rowspan=3 | Alternative to [[Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise]]; Unlocks access to [[Dispensary]]
| rowspan=3 | [[Barracks]] || rowspan=3 | N/A
| 1 [[Knob Goblin elite helm]] || rowspan=3 | Alternative to [[Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise]]; Unlocks access to [[Dispensary]]
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| 1 [[Knob Goblin elite polearm]]
| 1 [[Knob Goblin elite polearm]]
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| 1 [[Knob Goblin elite pants]]
| 1 [[Knob Goblin elite pants]]
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| rowspan=3 | [[Cobb's Knob Kitchens]] || rowspan=3 | N/A || [[Knob cake pan]] || rowspan=3 | Required if infiltrating as guard
| rowspan=3 | [[Cobb's Knob Kitchens]] || rowspan=3 | N/A
| [[Knob cake pan]] || rowspan=3 | Required if infiltrating as guard
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| [[Knob batter]]
| [[Knob batter]]

Revision as of 14:05, 10 March 2015

While this article is written with hardcore players in mind, much of it is also applicable to softcore ascenders.

Legend

White cells indicate mandatory items required to complete an ascension.
Green cells indicate items to save turns cooking and cocktailcrafting.
Purple cells indicate useful items that may result in a net savings in turns.
Pink cells indicate items used in the Naughty Sorceress Quest that may or may not be needed.

Checklist Table

Location Safe Moxie Item Purpose Notes
Any Level
The Market N/A 1 sweet rims Bitchin' Meatcar Quest Possible way of gaining access to the Desert Beach
1 dingy planks dingy dinghy  
1 casino pass Epic Weapon Quest; your Epic Weapon is also needed to unlock The "Fun" House and get boxen for chef-in-the-box and bartender-in-the-box Costs 100 Meat
The Casino N/A 1 big rock Costs 10 Meat
The Hermitage

Each item costs 1 worthless trinket, worthless gewgaw or worthless knick-knack from chewing gum on a string

N/A 1 ten-leaf clover  
Seal Clubber: 1 seal tooth
Turtle Tamer: 1 chisel
Pastamancer: 1 petrified noodles
Sauceror: 1 jabañero pepper
Disco Bandit: 1 banjo strings
Accordion Thief: 1 hot buttered roll
 
The Daily Dungeon 51 lowest stat 1 Boris's key Naughty Sorceress Quest  
1 Jarlsberg's key
1 Sneaky Pete's key
Level 1
The Sleazy Back Alley 8 Moxie 1 bum cheek Boss Bat Quest Replaceable with other Stench Resistance
Outskirts of Cobb's Knob 9 Moxie 1 Knob Goblin encryption key The King of Cobb's Knob Quest  
1 chef's hat Chef-in-the-box Also drops at The Haunted Kitchen and The Haunted Pantry, but less frequently
The Haunted Kitchen 12 Moxie Spookyraven billiards room key Quest for the Holy MacGuffin Can be bypassed by fax/copying the writing desk to fight 5 copies
Level 2
The Spooky Forest 12 Moxie 1 mosquito larva Spooky Forest Quest  
1 Spooky Temple map Quest for the Holy MacGuffin  
1 Spooky-Gro fertilizer
1 spooky sapling
Level 3
The Shore, Inc. N/A 1 dinghy plans Orc Chasm Quest 3 trips required; costs 1500 Meat
UV-resistant compass Quest for the Holy MacGuffin 1 trip required; costs 500 Meat
The Typical Tavern N/A 2 beer lenses Bartender-in-the-box  
Degrassi Knoll 20 Moxie 1 cog Bitchin' Meatcar Quest Possible way of gaining access to the Desert Beach
1 spring
1 sprocket
1 empty meat tank
1 tires
1 rusty screwdriver Orc Chasm Quest  
1 frilly skirt Cap'm Caronch Quest Possible Infiltrationist equipment
1 frilly skirt Meat Maid  
1 maiden wig
1 cog
1 spring
1 sprocket
1 empty meat tank
1 spring Bartender-in-the-box  
1 spring Chef-in-the-box
The Haunted Billiards Room 27 Moxie 1 Spookyraven library key Quest for the Holy MacGuffin Can be bypassed by fax/copying the writing desk to fight 5 copies
Level 4
Guano Junction 25 Moxie 3 sonars-in-a-biscuit Boss Bat Quest  
1 briefcase Cap'm Caronch Quest Possible Infiltrationist equipment; drops in the Ruins as well
The "Fun" House 27 Moxie 1 box Bartender-in-the-box  
1 box Chef-in-the-box
4 Clownosity's worth of items Legendary Epic Weapon Quest Needed to unlock The Clownlord Beelzebozo fight
1 turtle chain or distilled seal blood or Peppercorns of Power or high-octane olive oil or golden reeds or vial of mojo  
The Misspelled Cemetary 27 Moxie 1 grave robbing shovel The Wizard of Ego Quest Needed to unlock Tower Ruins
1 Fernswarthy's key
1 dead guy's watch +1 adventure per day Also obtainable in The Defiled Alcove
1 smart skull Meat Maid Note that the smart skull also drops in the Defiled Nook, a required adventure zone, so you may want to delay farming for this until the relevant quest.
1 smart skull Bartender-in-the-box
1 smart skull Chef-in-the-box
Beanbat Chamber 29 Moxie 1 enchanted bean Giant Trash Quest  
Tower Ruins 31 Moxie 1 disembodied brain Meat Maid  
1 disembodied brain Bartender-in-the-box  
1 disembodied brain Chef-in-the-box
8-Bit Realm 32 Moxie 30 white pixels Naughty Sorceress Quest  
15 black pixels 5 red pixel potions Useful when fighting your shadow
10 red pixels
Level 5
Harem 37 Moxie 1 Knob Goblin harem pants The King of Cobb's Knob Quest Alternative to Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform
1 Knob Goblin harem veil
1 Knob Goblin perfume Required if infiltrating as harem; Can adventure in the Harem with harem disguise to gain effect instead
Barracks N/A 1 Knob Goblin elite helm Alternative to Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise; Unlocks access to Dispensary
1 Knob Goblin elite polearm
1 Knob Goblin elite pants
Cobb's Knob Kitchens N/A Knob cake pan Required if infiltrating as guard
Knob batter
Knob frosting
Level 6
Whitey's Grove 45 Moxie 1 bird rib Quest for the Holy MacGuffin  
1 lion oil
1 mullet wig Cap'm Caronch Quest Possible Infiltrationist equipment
Orcish Frat House 48 Moxie 1 Orcish baseball cap Mysterious Island Quest You only need one outfit or the other; note that either outfit can be obtained quickly from The Road to the White Citadel; the Frat Boy Ensemble can also be used as Infiltrationist equipment for the Cap'm Caronch Quest
1 homoerotic frat-paddle
1 Orcish cargo shorts
The Hippy Camp 48 Moxie 1 filthy knitted dread sack
1 filthy corduroys
The Dark Elbow of the Woods 58 Moxie 1 eldritch butterknife Deep Fat Friars' Gate Quest  
3 hot wings Cap'm Caronch Quest Possible Infiltrationist equipment; Drops in other Copse of the Deep Fat Friars locations as well
The Dark Heart of the Woods 60 Moxie 1 box of birthday candles Deep Fat Friars' Gate Quest  
The Dark Neck of the Woods 62 Moxie 1 dodecagram
1 ruby W Naughty Sorceress Quest
1 wussiness potion Naughty Sorceress Quest Gate Item (not always necessary)
The Laugh Floor 80 Moxie 5 cans of imp air Azazel, Ma Belle Required for Azazel's tutu
observational glasses Required for Azazel's unicorn
Infernal Rackets Backstage 70 Moxie 5 bus passes Required for Azazel's tutu
beer-scented teddy bear Four out of these item are required for Azazel's lollipop
booze-soaked cherry
comfy pillow
giant marshmallow
gin-soaked blotter paper
sponge cake
Moaning Panda Square N/A Azazel's tutu Require 5 cans of imp air and 5 bus passes
Azazel's Temple N/A 1 steel margarita, steel lasagna, or steel-scented air freshener Raises your max Drunkenness, Fullness, or Spleen by 5, depending on your path
Level 7
The Obligatory Pirate's Cove 76 Moxie 1 eyepatch Cap'm Caronch Quest Also obtainable at Hidden Temple
1 stuffed shoulder parrot  
1 swashbuckling pants
Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Bookstore N/A 1 abridged dictionary Orc Chasm Quest Costs 1000 Meat
N/A 1 The Big Book of Pirate Insults Cap'm Caronch Quest Costs 500 Meat
Orcish Frat House blueprints N/A 1 Cap'm Caronch's dentures Requires Infiltrationist equipment
Cap'm Caronch's Map 112 Moxie 1 Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty  
Barrrney's Barrr 90 Moxie 1 Cap'm Caronch's Map
1 Orcish Frat House blueprints
The F'c'le 107 Moxie 1 ball polish
1 mizzenmast mop
1 rigging shampoo
1 pirate fledges Quest for the Holy MacGuffin Grants access to the rest of the ship.
The Enormous Greater-Than Sign N/A 1 plus sign Needed to unlock The Dungeons of Doom  
none; pay for a major consultation Costs 1000 Meat
The Dungeons of Doom 71 Moxie 1 dead mimic Zapping Costs 5000 Meat
1 randomly selected Dungeons of Doom potion Naughty Sorceress Quest Gate Item (always necessary)
The Defiled Nook 84 Moxie 1 skeleton bone Drops in other spots as well
The Haunted Library 65 Moxie 1 inkwell Naughty Sorceress Quest Stair Item (not always necessary)
none; unlock the second floor Quest for the Holy MacGuffin  
Killing jar Quest for the Holy MacGuffin  
Level 8
Itznotyerzitz Mine 64 Moxie 1 miner's helmet Mt. McLargeHuge Quest  
1 miner's pants
1 7-Foot Dwarven mattock
3 asbestos, chrome, or linoleum ore
The Goatlet 78 Moxie 3 wedges of goat cheese
The eXtreme Slope 82 Moxie 1 eXtreme mittens Required to access The Mist-Shrouded Peak; Can be replaced with ninja rope, ninja carabiner, and ninja crampons
1 eXtreme scarf
1 snowboarder pants
Lair of the Ninja Snowmen 97 Moxie 1 ninja rope Required to access The Mist-Shrouded Peak; Can scale peak from the The eXtreme Slope instead
1 ninja carabiner
1 ninja crampons
1 frigid ninja stars Naughty Sorceress Quest Stair Item (not always necessary)
Level 9
The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm 94 Moxie 2 334 scrolls A Quest, LOL  
1 30669 scroll
1 33398 scroll
2 334 scrolls Hermit access and stat script  
1 30669 scroll
1 lowercase N Naughty Sorceress Quest  
1 meat vortex Naughty Sorceress Quest Stair Item (not always necessary)
1 lowercase N
The Haunted Bathroom 107 Moxie 1 fancy bath salts
Oil Peak 95 Moxie 1 jar of oil Orc Chasm Quest Solve the mystery of Twin Peak
Level 10
The Penultimate Fantasy Airship 127 Moxie 1 tissue Paper Immateria Giant Trash Quest  
1 tin Foil Immateria
1 gauze Immateria
1 plastic Wrap Immateria
1 S.O.C.K.
1 amulet of extreme plot significance Giant Trash Quest Unlocks access to Ground Floor
1 titanium assault umbrella
model airship Can be used to complete Giant Trash Quest
1 mohawk wig
1 metallic A Naughty Sorceress Quest  
1 super-spiky hair gel Naughty Sorceress Quest Gate Item (not always necessary)
1 photoprotoneutron torpedo Stair Item (not always necessary)
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) 152 Moxie 1 heavy D Naughty Sorceress Quest  
1 original G Naughty Sorceress Quest Stair Item (not always necessary)
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) 152 Moxie 1 chaos butterfly McMillicancuddy's Farm Subquest Unlocks a quicker path
1 plot hole Naughty Sorceress Quest Stair Item (not always necessary)
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) 152 Moxie steam-powered model rocketship Naughty Sorceress Quest  
1 thin black candle Naughty Sorceress Quest Gate Item (not always necessary)
1 Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub
The Haunted Bedroom 174 Moxie 1 Lord Spookyraven's spectacles Quest for the Holy MacGuffin  
1 Spookyraven ballroom key
The Hole in the Sky 175 Moxie 18-20 stars Naughty Sorceress Quest Need to make Richard's star key, star hat, and 1 star sword, crossbow, or staff
14-16 lines
3 star charts
Level 11
The Black Market N/A 1 can of black paint Quest for the Holy MacGuffin Costs 1000 Meat
1 forged identification documents Quest for the Holy MacGuffin Costs 5000 Meat
1 Red Zeppelin ticket Costs 1 priceless diamond; Required to access The Red Zeppelin if going for Copperhead Charm (rampant)
The Shore, Inc. N/A 1 your father's MacGuffin diary  
Laboratory 52 Moxie 1 Mega Gem
Belowdecks 147 Moxie 2 snakehead charrrms
1 acoustic guitarrr Can be replaced with any string instrument listed here; a meatsmithed stone banjo is the most common replacement
The Copperhead Club N/A Copperhead Charm Alternative to snakehead charrrms; Does not require you to do Cap'm Caronch Quest
priceless diamond
The Red Zeppelin N/A Copperhead Charm (rampant)
The Black Forest 140 Moxie 1 sunken eyes  
1 broken wings
1 black market map
1 adder bladder Naughty Sorceress Quest Gate Item (not always necessary)
1 Black No. 2
1 black pepper Stair Item (not always necessary); obtained from a black picnic basket
An Oasis 144 Moxie 1 stone rose Quest for the Holy MacGuffin  
1 drum machine
The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert 149 Moxie 15 worm-riding manual pages
1 bronzed locust Naughty Sorceress Quest Stair Item (not always necessary)
Gnasir N/A 3 desert sightseeing pamphlets Quest for the Holy MacGuffin Trade in a can of black paint, stone rose or killing jar for 1 desert sightseeing pamphlet
worm-riding hooks Trade in 15 worm-riding manual pages to obtain, requires drum machine for desert exploration
The Palindome 162 Moxie 1 hard rock candy Quest for the Holy MacGuffin  
1 photograph of God
1 hard-boiled ostrich egg
1 ketchup hound
1 stunt nuts
1 Staff of Fats
The Hidden City 165 Moxie antique machete Quest for the Holy MacGuffin Defeats dense lianas without spending a turn when equipped
1 cracked stone sphere Quest for the Holy MacGuffin  
1 mossy stone sphere
1 rough stone sphere
1 smooth stone sphere
4 triangular stones
1 ancient amulet
1 book of matches Quest for the Holy MacGuffin Unlocks The Hidden Tavern, which sells Bowls of Scorpions to skip drunk pygmies and Cups of Cursed Punch for Thrice-Cursed; Also sells Fog Murderer, a good nightcap booze
1 pygmy pygment Naughty Sorceress Quest Gate Item (not always necessary)
1 pygmy blowgun Stair Item (not always necessary)
Spookyraven Manor Wine Cellar 175 Moxie 3 different dusty bottles of wine Quest for the Holy MacGuffin  
1 Eye of Ed
The Upper Chamber 177 Moxie 1 carved wooden wheel or tomb ratchet
1 powdered organs Naughty Sorceress Quest Stair Item (not always necessary); obtained from a canopic jar
The Lower Chambers ~187 Moxie 1 ancient bronze token Quest for the Holy MacGuffin  
1 ancient bomb
1 Holy MacGuffin
Level 12
Orcish Frat House (Verge of War) 182 Moxie 1 beer helmet Mysterious Island Quest You only need one outfit or the other; note that you can obtain the outfit by adventuring on the opposite site, receiving combat adventures
1 distressed denim pants
1 bejeweled pledge pin
The Hippy Camp (Verge of War) 182 Moxie 1 reinforced beaded headband
1 bullet-proof corduroys
1 round purple sunglasses
The Battlefield 217 Moxie 4 gauze garters or filthy poultices Naughty Sorceress Quest Useful to defeat your shadow; you can also buy these from your respective side's shop. Can be replaced by other high-end HP Restorers usable in combat.
The Junkyard ∞ Moxie 1 gremlin juice Naughty Sorceress Quest Gate Item (not always necessary)
Level 13
The Hedge Maze 239 Moxie 1 hedge maze puzzle Naughty Sorceress Quest Most likely you will need more than one to unlock the tower
1 hedge maze key  

Notes

For the most part, the zones above unlock at the listed level in the table. However, there are some exceptions. With the right buffs and equipment, it is theoretically possible to adventure in the following zones before the listed level:

Useful Semi-rare items

Some semi-rare items can prove very useful for completing certain quests. The table below lists a few such items.

Location Min. Stat Item Purpose
Harem 20 Scented massage oil Defeating your shadow
Menagerie Level 2 40 Irradiated pet snacks Defeating the NS's familiars
The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm 68 All components for 64735 scroll Completing the level 9 Orc Chasm Quest
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky 95 Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler Completing the Recover the Sisters' Meat level 12 sidequest
One of the 2 pre-war camps (hippy or frat) and the Cove 30 (45 for cove) 3 different potions: +100 to specific stat Aiding to defeat otherwise difficult bosses (except the sorceress of course)

Item Optimizations

  • It's easier to get the skeleton key needed for the Naughty Sorceress Quest by assembling its respective parts as shown above, but they are also available from Room 3 of The Daily Dungeon. In either case, after the key is used in The Entrance Cavern to obtain Stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm), you can untinker the key and then combine the resulting skeleton bone with a broken skull to pass The Stone Mariachis--you only need one bone to pass that point.
  • Some of these items can be obtained by zapping instead of collecting them at the locations mentioned here. If you have a zap to spare, you can get through The Entrance Cavern with only two keys. Solve the puzzles for the two keys you have, then zap one of them; you'll always get the missing third key.
  • Because the other required star items need more stars than lines to construct, in most cases you'll find it most efficient to construct a star crossbow (which needs the least stars). This has the additional benefit that only your Moxie needs to be over 67 to equip the item, the same requirement for the always necessary star hat. However, you may occasionally find yourself with an excess of stars, in which case assembling a star sword will allow you to exit the The Hole in the Sky faster. Be warned that in that case, your Muscle will also have to be over 67 to advance.
  • The South of The Border items for the gate can simply be bought from the Gno-Mart if you have ascended under a Moxie sign. If you didn't, keep in mind that you can use a clover to get a pack of chewing gum.

Optional Quests and Items

  • Whether or not it's worthwhile to finish building the helpful but optional 31337 scroll instead of advancing to the (more stat-lucrative) Icy Peak or The Haunted Gallery depends on many factors: how easily you can survive battling there, your character's item drop skills, how many of the 3 parts you already have, whether or not there are other items you still would like in that area (the possibly optional second lowercase N being a popular one), and whether you have a spare zap that might convert useless scrolls into the ones you need. Accordingly, it's difficult to give a blanket recommendation for that item.
  • If you are born under a Muscle sign and thus can quickly and quite cheaply obtain all the components of a meat engine as well as tires, completing the Bitchin' Meatcar Quest remains the best way of gaining access to the Desert Beach. Otherwise you might consider creating a pumpkin carriage (if you possess the relevant campground equipment) or purchasing a desert bus pass instead.
  • Getting a Meat Maid grants four extra adventures at rollover, then again for characters not born under a Muscle sign it is arguable whether it justifies the adventure cost of obtaining meat engine components, a frilly skirt and a maiden wig from Degrassi Knoll. The other two items you'll need, the disembodied brain and smart skull, are both drops that can take many turns to get normally (the brain being the much harder of the two). However, you can get each of them by using a clover in their respective areas. And if you've already completed the Cyrpt Quest, you can get both items at once by using a clover in the upgraded Cemetary. Adventurers on the Oxygenarian path can almost always justify building a maid, even if they have to stay in the Knoll a little longer, as those four extra turns per day really add up over a long run.
  • The Mysterious Island subquest items are not listed, as these should be self-evident for whichever subquests you choose to complete. Determining which subquests are beneficial to complete relies on many factors, including which side you are on, permed skills, etc. For more information, visit the Mysterious Island Quest page.

Required Familiars

You will need many familiars in order to complete the Naughty Sorceress Quest. During your first ascension, all adventurers need to obtain a star starfish familiar.

Before fighting the Naughty Sorceress, you have to encounter two of her giant familiars. These familiars are the Mosquito, Angry Goat, Barrrnacle, Sabre-Toothed Lime, and Levitating Potato. In order to defeat them, you have to level the correct counter-familiar to level 20, using any combination of skills and items. It would be prudent to collect the items to put every one of the these familiars in your terrarium during your first ascension, because obtaining them will be more difficult once you've chosen a hardcore path.

The fastest way to level your familiars is to adventure at The Cake-Shaped Arena and optimize your fights to help your familiar gain as much experience as possible per turn. Using familiar boosting skills (Amphibian Sympathy, Leash of Linguini, Empathy of the Newt) is invaluable here. If you have the Summon Snowcone skill, using a green snowcone (or black snowcone) will increases a familiar's level by 5 for 20 turns. If you have the Summon Candy Hearts skill, you can use a green candy heart and increase a familiar's level by 3 for 10 turns. With the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform, you can purchase Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray to get 5 pounds for 10 turns. Another familiar buff is available if you complete the Mysterious Island Arena subquest as a Hippy. Optimist Primal adds +5 to familiar weight for 20 adventures. Using a disintegrating spiky collar from the Stately Pleasure Dome adds +5 to familiar weight for 10 adventures.

Cake-Shaped Arena Optimization Tools

Ascension Strategy
Rankings: HC Skills - HC Familiars - HC IotMs
General: Class selection - Familiar usage - Lucky adventures
Paths: BHY - Fist - AoB - BI - ZS - AoJ - BIG! - KOLHS - CA2 - AoSP - SS - HR - Picky - Ed - Random - AoWoL - Source - NA - GN - LtA - L.A.R. - PF - G-Lover - DD
Additional Paths: DG - 2CRS - KoE - PotP - LKS - GG - Y,Robot - QT - WF - GY - JM - FotD
IotMs: Tomes - Faxing - Copying - YR - Garden - Correspondent - Workshed - Tea party - Florist