Orcish meat locker

Orcish meat locker

presumably full of Meat.

A pity it's locked.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 5 Meat.

(In-game plural: Orcish meat lockers)

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Item number: 84
Description ID: 221122907
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Obtained From

The Haiku Dungeon

Gelatinous cube

Obsoleted Areas/Methods

The Haiku Dungeon

Haiku Dungeon Loot

When Used

• Without a rusty metal key in your inventory:

You try to open the Meat locker, but you don't seem to have the right key.

• With a rusty metal key in your inventory:

You unlock the Meat locker with your rusty metal key. You empty the all the Meat into your wallet, then throw the locker (and the key) down a well.

You gain 90−110 Meat.

• Or, under Way of the Surprising Fist:

You unlock the Meat locker with your rusty metal key, and then dump the contents directly into a charity box at a nearby convenience store. Those kids with boneitis are sure to appreciate the gesture.

Notes

• Used to be called "locked orcish meat locker".
• The item name and the description together form a perfect haiku.
• Consumed when used with a rusty metal key.

References

• Throwing the locker down a well may be a reference to the text-based MUD RPG GemStone IV, in which lockpickers in the town of Icemule Trace traditionally gather around the Town Well and throw empty boxes into it.
• "Boneitis" was a fictional incurable disease (in the 21st century) in the "Futurama" episode, "Future Stock."

Collection

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• 🥈: NooBnooB123 (#510849) - 628
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• #4: TheDotGamer (#529795) - 305
• #5: Anarch (#601932) - 278
• #6: Nikademus (#95105) - 196
• #7: Angra Mainu (#526328) - 191
• #8: levidamuppet (#1793431) - 161
• #9: MeLcator (#524795) - 139
• #10: eaSy money (#3351074) - 113

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