Dungeon dragon chest

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dungeon dragon chest
dungeon dragon chest

This is a wooden chest with a dungeon carved on the lid. In the dungeon is a dragon. In the dragon is probably some dragon guts, but you can't see those without a chisel.

Type: usable
Cannot be traded or discarded


(In-game plural: dungeon dragon chests)
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Item number: 5297
Description ID: 853487229
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Obtained From

Items
d10 (multi-using 2)

When Used

You open the dungeon dragon chest, and find that it's full of wondrous magical items! Unfortunately, they're all pretty useless. Some of the highlights:
  • some items*

You go to the pawn shop across the street from the Council of Loathing building and manage to hock the chest's contents.

You gain 450−550 Meat.

Or, if in a Way of the Surprising Fist run:

Good for the local orphans!

Notes

  • Creating this item (via using two d10s) takes an adventure to do so.
  • The "items" randomly generated by this item are presented as loot at the bottom of this page: http://asymmetric.net/gen.php?what=dnd
  • When used before September 21, 2011, the following text appeared:

I know you're dying to know what reward you got for that epic quest, but we ran out of time before KoL Con and have yet to implement the rewards inside this chest. They're probably going to be disappointing anyway.

Hugs and Smoooooches, Jick and Co.

Collection

  • 🥇: mflGrMp (#56226) - 5,941
  • 🥈: caelea (#1633193) - 3,292
  • 🥉: DuRhone (#370680) - 1,824
  • #4: Dr Ragon (#2135315) - 359
  • #5: MiniCoffee (#1904556) - 126
  • #6: Jimmyking (#3272033) - 120
  • #7: Darkling (#1687415) - 100
  • #8: Wussy Pride (#1056162) - 70
  • #9: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 69
  • #10: Gulgothica (#125231) - 68

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650-750
 

bag of park garbage
150-250
 

black pension check
400-450
 

briefcase
300
(or a fat stack of cash) 

chest of the Bonerdagon
3,000
 

collection of tiny spooky objects
100-1,000
 

CSA discount card
300
 

cursed piece of thirteen
500-1,000
(or fight a scary pirate) 

Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
100,000
(after upgrading A Telescope 7 times) 

dungeon dragon chest
450-550
 

duct tape wallet
2,500-3,600
 

envelope full of Meat
500
(Affected by +meat% modifiers)

fat wallet
350-450
 

flytrap pellet
300-400
 (sometimes)

Gathered Meat-Clip
420-620
 

Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)
10,000
 

handful of tips
300-400
(Lose ~20k Meat every 10k earned)

haunted Hell ramen
20-24
(and gain 4 fullness) 

Hell ramen
20-29
(and gain 4 fullness) 

kobold treasure hoard
10
(plus possibly a newborn kobold) 

LOLmec statuette
1,000,000
 

meat globe
600-800
 (if there's one in your dwelling) 

Mr. Big's Wallet
690
 

nest egg
150
 

Orcish meat locker
90-110
(if you have a rusty metal key, which is consumed) 

old coin purse
450-550
 

old leather wallet
400-600
 

Penultimate Fantasy chest
100-200
(plus some items) 

pixel coin
2,000
 

pixellated moneybag
450-550
 

roll of meat
1,750
(some of which are meat stacks) 

shiny stones
140-160
 

smut orc keepsake box
1,400-1,500
(after bridge is finished) 

SMOOCH bottlecap
1,000
 

solid gold jewel
100,000
 

stolen meatpouch
30-50
 

Warm Subject gift certificate
400-500
(except for first use with Torso Awaregness)