HP Restorers
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Here's a comprehensive list of everything in the game that restores HP.
HP can be restored in four basic ways - by consuming items, using skills or wearing equipment, by resting at your campground, with the aid of a familiar, or by resting at your clan. As these methods are not directly comparable, the data is broken down into different sections, one for each method.
The HP Restored by Items/Skills/Equipment table shows HP gained from consumable items, skills and equipment and also when the HP gain may be obtained.
The HP Restored by Adventures section lists monsters or adventures that restore HP.
For HP Restored by Familiars, refer to Familiars by type#Restores HP.
The HP Restored by Campground table shows HP gained by resting at your Campground along with the benefit of various Campground items. Resting usually costs one adventure (certain skills give you free rests). Each night at rollover you gain, at no cost, HP as if you had rested.
Lastly, the HP Restored by Clan section discusses the Comfy Sofa and A Relaxing Hot Tub.
HP Restored by Items/Skills/Equipment
Source | Source Type | HP Gain | When Usable | Duration | Cost | Prereq | Notes |
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Curative Nostrum | Store service | Variable | Non-combat | Instant | 6 OR 10 Meat per HP | None | Bought from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show |
Devour Minions | An Open Grave | Variable | Always | Instant | 4 Zombie Minions | None |
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Feast on Carrion | Combat Skill | Variable | Combat | Instant | 20 MP, Item Loss | None |
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love song of vague ambiguity | Combat Item | Variable | Combat | Instant | Item Loss | None | Restoration depends on damage done/remaining enemy HP, max 100 |
Spring Raindrop Attack | Combat Skill | Variable | Combat | Instant | 0 | None |
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Vampieroghi | P mechanic | Varies | Combat | Each Combat Round | 1 guardian charge | None |
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Vermincelli | P mechanic | Varies | Combat | End of Combat | 1 guardian charge | None |
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Cannelloni Cocoon | P Non-combat Skill | All HP | Non-combat | Instant | 20 MP | None | |
Dreadsylvanian seed pod | Combat Item | All HP | Combat | Instant | Item Loss | None | can be collected once per instance in Dreadsylvania |
pixel orb | Item | All HP | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None |
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Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | Item | All HP | Non-combat | Instant |
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scented massage oil | Item | All HP | Always | Instant | Item Loss | None | |
scroll of drastic healing | Item | All HP | Non-combat | Instant | ~50% Chance of Item Loss | None | |
soggy used band-aid | Item | All HP | Combat | Instant | Item Loss | None |
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warm El Vibrato drone | Item | All HP | Non-combat | Instant | Item loss | 200 Mys |
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Camp Scout pup tent | Item | 1000 | Non-combat | Instant | Item loss | None |
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Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision | Service | 1000 | Non-combat | Instant | Level 12 |
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Ask Richard for a Bandage | Combat Skill | 500-600 | Combat | Instant | 0 MP, Item Loss | None |
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Mer-kin healscroll | Item | 300 | Combat | Instant | Item Loss | None | Heals 300 above water, heals more for underwater adventuring |
extra-strength red potion | Item | 200-? | Always | Instant | Item Loss | None |
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communications windchimes | Item | 150-200? | Combat | Instant | Item Loss | Level 12 |
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PADL Phone | Item | 150-200? | Combat | Instant | Item Loss | Level 12 |
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really thick bandage | Item | 100-120 | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None | |
red pixel potion | Item | 100-120 | Always | Instant | Item Loss | None | |
gauze garter | Item | 80-120 | Always | Instant | Item Loss | None | |
filthy poultice | Item | 80-120 | Always | Instant | Item Loss | None | |
bottle of Vangoghbitussin | Item | 100 | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None |
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red potion | Item | 100-? | Always | Instant | Item Loss | None |
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plump juicy grub | Item | 90-100 | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None | Must be in Form of...Bird! |
ancient turtle shell powder | Item | 80-100 | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None | |
cotton candy bale | Item | 41-82 | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None | Can restore an equal range of MP |
ancient Magi-Wipes | Item | 50-60 | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None | MP +50-60 |
cotton candy pillow | Item | 34-68 | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None | Can restore an equal range of MP |
green pixel potion | Item | 40-60 | Always | Instant | Item Loss | None | MP +30-40 |
cartoon heart | Item | 40-60? | Always | Instant | Item Loss | None |
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phonics down | Item | 46-50 | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None |
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heart of dark chocolate | Item | 40-50 | Non-combat | Instant | None | Can be used once per day | |
Disco Power Nap | DB Non-combat Skill | 40 | Non-combat | Instant | 12 MP | None | Removes several negative status effects |
palm-frond fan (inventory) | Item | 35-45 | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None | MP +35-45 |
cotton candy cone | Item | 26-52 | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None | Can restore an equal range of MP |
red plastic oyster egg | Item | 35-40 | Combat | Instant | Item Loss | None | |
honey-dipped locust | Item | 30-40 | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None | MP +30-39 |
palm-frond fan (combat) | Item | 30-40 | Combat | Instant | Item Loss | None | MP +30-40 |
Tongue of the Walrus | SC Non-combat Skill | 30-40 | Non-combat | Instant | 10 MP | None | Removes Beaten Up |
red paisley oyster egg | Item | 30-35 | Non-combat | Instant |
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None | +11-15 Magicalness |
red polka-dot oyster egg | Item | 30-35 | Non-combat | Instant |
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None | +11-15 Sarcasm |
red striped oyster egg | Item | 30-35 | Non-combat | Instant |
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None | +11-15 Fortitude |
cotton candy plug | Item | 19-38 | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None | Can restore an equal range of MP |
comfy pillow | Item | 20-30 | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None | |
maple syrup | Food | 20-30 | Non-combat | Instant |
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None |
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cotton candy skoshe | Item | 15-30 | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None | Can restore an equal range of MP |
tiny house | Item | 20-24 | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None |
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Disco Nap | DB Non-combat Skill | 20 | Non-combat | Instant | 8 MP | None | Removes several negative status effects |
Lasagna Bandages | P Combat/Non-combat Skill | 10-20 combat/10-30 non-combat | Always | Instant | 6 MP | None | |
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | Item | 18-20 | Always | Instant | Item Loss | None | |
cast | Item | 15-20 | Always | Instant | Item Loss | None | |
Give In To Your Vampiric Urges | Combat Skill | 15-20 | Combat | Instant | None |
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Swirl Cloak | Combat Skill | 11-14 | Combat | Instant | None |
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cotton candy smidgen | Item | 11-23 | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None | Can restore an equal range of MP |
Dungeons of Doom potion | Item | 14-16 | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None |
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dueling turtle | Item | 10-20 | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None |
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sugar shard | Item | 10-20 | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None |
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Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | Item | 13-15 | Always | Instant | Item Loss | None | |
Saucy Salve | S Combat Skill | 10-15 | Combat | Instant | 4 MP | None | |
cotton candy pinch | Item | 7-15 | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None | Can restore an equal range of MP |
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | Item | 8-10 | Always | Instant | Item Loss | None | |
personal massager | Item | 8-10 | Always | Instant | Item Loss | None |
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forest tears | Item | 5-10 | Always | Instant | Item Loss | None | Removes Beaten Up |
Staff of Blood and Pudding | Weapon (1H) | 5-10 | Combat | Always | 15 Mys |
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paperclip cape | Back | 5-7 | Combat | Always | None | Restores 5-7 MP | |
pixellated candy heart | Item | 4-5 | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None | |
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | Item | 3-5 | Always | Instant | Item Loss | None | |
Strangle | Combat Skill | 2-5 | Combat | On-going | 1-15 MP | None |
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Occasional HP Restorers
Source | Source Type | HP Gain | When Usable | Duration | Cost | Prereq | Notes |
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clockwork sword | Weapon (2H) | 3-24 | Combat | Always | 25 Mus |
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Clockwork Apparatus | Outfit | 11-14 | Combat | Always | 25 Mus 25 Mox |
Outfit converts Fumbles to beneficial outcomes, one of which is restored HP/MP. | |
fancy but probably evil chocolate | Item | All HP | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None |
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fancy chocolate | Item | All HP | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None |
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origami "gentlemen's" magazine | Familiar Equipment | 7-15 | Combat | Always | None |
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spectre scepter | Item | 4-5 | Combat | Always | None | Does not always heal; other effects include delevel, physical, or hot damage | |
ring of half-assed regeneration | Accessory | 1-5 | Each Turn | Always | None |
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Yummy Tummy bean | Item | 2-3 | Non-combat | Instant | Item Loss | None | Effect varies |
Jalapeño Saucesphere | S Buff Skill | Varies | Combat | 5-15 turns | 5 MP | None |
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vampire collar | Accessory | 10% of damage | Combat | Instant | None |
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HP Regenerated each adventure by Items/Skills/Equipment/Effects
Source | Source Type | HP Gain | When Usable | Duration | Cost | Prereq | Notes |
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Broken Heart | Effect | Varies | Each Turn | 5 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Hodgman's cane | Off-Hand Item | Varies | Combat | Always | 200 Mys | Converts Hobo Power to HP and MP Regeneration at a ratio of 1 point of power to 0.25 to 0.33 points of restoration | |
Hodgman's imaginary hamster | Off-Hand Item | Varies | Combat | Always | 200 Mys | Converts Hobo Power to HP and MP Regeneration at a ratio of 1 point of power to 0.25 to 0.33 points of restoration | |
Well-preserved | Item | 150-200 | Each Turn | 10 turns | Item Loss | 200 Mys | Obtained by using a warm El Vibrato drone |
El Vibrato Relics | Outfit | 16-20 per REPAIR charge | Each Turn | Always | 200 Mus 200 Mox |
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card sleeve | Off-Hand Item | 30-60 | Each Turn | Always |
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nurse's hat | Hat | 30-60 | Each Turn | Always | 85 Mox |
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Antarctic Memories | Item | 40 | Each Turn | 20 turns |
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None |
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spongy shield | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 20-50 | Each Turn | Always | 95 Mus |
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shark jumper | Shirt | 20-40 | Each Turn | Always | 85 Mus | Serious Resistance to All Elements | |
slime-covered greaves | Pants | 20-40 | Each Turn | Always | 200 Mox |
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card sleeve | Off-Hand Item | 15-30 | Each Turn | Always |
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Garter of the Turtle Poacher | Accessory | 20-25 | Each Turn | Always | 45 Mus |
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Uncle Hobo's highest bough | Weapon (1H) | 15-30 | Each Turn | Always | 200 Mus |
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vinyl boots | Accessory | 15-30 | Each Turn | Always | 85 Mox |
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Black Tongue | Item | 20 | Each Turn | 20 turns | Item Loss | None |
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hardened slime belt | Accessory | 10-30 | Each Turn | Always | 200 Mys |
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Purple Tongue | Item | 20 | Each Turn | 20 turns | Item Loss | None |
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The Real Deal | Booze | 20 | Each Turn | 10 turns | Item Loss, 2 Drunk | None |
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Tiny Bubbles in the Cupcake | Item | 20 | Each Turn | 20 turns | Item Loss | None |
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shapeless wide-brimmed hat | Hat | 15-20 | Each Turn | Always | 200 Mox |
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sinister demon mask | Hat | 15-20 | Each Turn | Always | 35 Mox |
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card sleeve | Off-Hand Item | 10-20 | Each Turn | Always |
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Extra Terrestrial | Adventure | 10-20 | Each Turn | 20 turns | 12 Adventures | None |
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fudgecycle | Accessory | 10-20 | Each Turn | Always | 85 Mys |
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heart of the volcano | Accessory | 10-20 | Each Turn | Always | 50 Mys |
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letterman's jacket | Shirt | 10-20 | Each Turn | Always | 200 Mus |
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little parachute guy | Item | 10-20 | Combat | 1 turn | Item Loss (sometimes) |
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Mer-kin breastplate | Shirt | 10-20 | Each Turn | Always | 85 Mus, Torso Awaregness | Damage Absorption +40 | |
Mer-kin roundshield | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 10-20 | Each Turn | Always | 85 Mus |
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Stimulated Body | Item | 10-20 | Each Turn | 10 turns | Item Loss | None |
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slime-covered lantern | Off-Hand Item | 10-15 | Each Turn | Always | 200 Mys |
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square sponge pants | Pants | 10-15 | Each Turn | Always | 85 Mox |
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vampire pearl necklace | Accessory | 6-18 | Each Turn | Always | 35 Mys | May not equip more than one | |
Operation Patriot Shield | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 10-12 | Each Turn | Always | None |
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pilgrim shield | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 10-12 | Each Turn | Always | None |
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plexiglass pith helmet | Hat | 10-12 | Each Turn | Always | 75 Mox |
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Chock Full o' Nanites | Food/Booze | 10 | Each Turn | 20 turns | Item Loss; 1-3 Full or 3 Drunk | None/Level 1-4 |
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Festive Radiation | Food/Booze | 10 | Each Turn | 10 turns | Item Loss; 3 Drunk or 1 Full | None |
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Fit To Be Tide | Summoning Chamber | 5-16 | Each Turn | 30 turns | Item Loss | Level 11 | Regenerate 5-16 MP per adventure |
snailmail hauberk | Shirt | 6-14 | Each Turn | Always | 67 Mus, Torso Awaregness Turtle Tamer class, if in HC |
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Staff of the Scummy Sink | Weapon (1H) | 8-10 | Each Turn | Always | 125 Mys |
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Blessing of Squirtlcthulli | The Hidden City | 8-10 | Each Turn | 20 turns | Item Loss | Level 11 | Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure |
Gaze of the Volcano God | Effect (Intrinsic) | 8-10 | Each Turn | Always | None |
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turtlemail hauberk | Shirt | 6-12 | Each Turn | Always | 25 Mus | ||
gauze shorts | Pants | 6-10 | Each Turn | Always | 70 Mox | Damage Reduction: +3 | |
hippy medical kit | Accessory | 6-10 | Each Turn | Always | 72 Mys |
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card sleeve | Off-Hand Item | 5-10 | Each Turn | Always |
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Cringle's Curative Carol | AT Buff | 5-10 | Each Turn | 5-20 turns | None | ||
Extra-Thick Blood | Item | 5-10 | Each Turn | 100 turns | Item Loss | None | Obtained from red blood cells |
frozen seal spine | Weapon (1H) | 5-10 | Each Turn | Always | 55 Mus |
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red book | Off-Hand Item | 5-10 | Each Turn | Always | 60 Mys | Spell Damage +20 | |
Red Fox glove | Accessory | 5-10 | Each Turn | Always | 50 Mys |
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Sausage Festive | Food | 5-10 | Each Turn | 20 turns | Item Loss; 1 Full | None |
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sealhide leggings | Pants | 5-10 | Each Turn | Always | 65 Mox | ||
super-sweet boom box | Weapon (1H) | 5-10 | Each Turn | Always | 75 Mox |
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Bling of the New Wave | Accessory | 5-9 | Each Turn | Always | 45 Mox |
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Mysterious silver lapel pin | Accessory | 5-9 | Each Turn | Always |
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streetfighting champion's belt | Accessory | 6-8 | Each Turn | Always | 35 Mus |
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padded tortoise | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 4-8 | Each Turn | Always | 35 Mys | ||
paperclip cape | Back Item | 5-7 | Each Turn | Always | None |
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Misty Cloak | Back Item | 4-8 | Each Turn | Always | None | Muscle +5 | |
vampire pearl ring | Accessory | 2-10 | Each Turn | Always | 35 Mys |
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Heart of Orange | Item | 5-6 | Each Turn | 10 turns | Item Loss |
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hilarious comedy prop | Weapon (1H) | 4-6 | Each Turn | Always |
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Tuesday's ruby | Off-Hand Item | 3-7 | Each Turn | Always | 45 Mys |
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Whatsian Ionic Pliers | Off-Hand Item | 3-5 | Each Turn | Always | None | Regenerate 3-5 MP per adventure | |
CSA fire-starting kit | Item | 3-5 | Non-combat | After Combat Adv | Item Loss | None |
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wumpus-hair loincloth | Pants | 2-8 | Each Turn | Always | 35 Mox |
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Corruption of Wretched Wally | Item | 3-5 | Each Turn | 10 turns | Item Loss |
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helm of the white knight | Hat | 2-5 | Each Turn | Always | 15 Mox |
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Less Vincible | Item | 2-5 | Each Turn | 5 turns | 1 Adventure | None | Obtained from resting with a black-and-blue light |
Misty Cape | Back Item | 2-4 | Each Turn | Always | None |
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filigreed hamethyst ring | Accessory | 2-4 | Each Turn | Always | 40 Mys |
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hamethyst ring | Accessory | 2-4 | Each Turn | Always | 10 Mys |
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Papier-masque | Accessory | 2-4 | Each Turn | Always | 20 Mys |
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Grass Guise | Outfit | 2-3 | Each Turn | Always | 25 Mus 25 Mox |
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tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | Accessory | 2-4 | Each Turn | Always | None |
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cane-mail pants | Pants | 1-4 | Each Turn | Always | None |
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Voluminous Radio Pants | Pants | 0-5 | Each Turn | Always | 60 Mys |
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KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | Weapon (2H) | 1-3 | Each Turn | Always | None |
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Fortitude of the Muskox | SC passive skill | 1-2 | Each Turn | Always | None | ||
porquoise ring | Accessory | 1-2 | Each Turn | Always | 10 Mys |
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pulled porquoise ring | Accessory | 1-2 | Each Turn | Always | 40 Mys |
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tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | Accessory | 1-2 | Each Turn | Always | None | Regenerate 1-2 MP per adventure | |
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | Accessory | 1-2 | Each Turn | Always | None | Regenerate 1-2 MP per adventure |
HP Restored by Adventures
Source | Source Type | HP Gain | Location | Notes |
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A Fairly Large Fairy | Non-Combat | 50-100% | Mt. Molehill | |
La Vie Boheme | Non-Combat | 80-100 | The Rogue Windmill | |
Go Slow Past the Drawers | Non-Combat | 40-50 | The Defiled Cranny |
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It's a Fixer-Upper | Non-Combat | 40-49 | The Mouldering Mansion | MP +40-49 |
Quiet Healer | Combat | 15-20 | The Penultimate Fantasy Airship | Attack occurs randomly |
HP Restored by Familiars
For a list of familiars that restore HP, amounts, and frequency, see Familiars by type#Restores HP.
HP Restored by Campground
Free Resting
These are cumulative, so a player with all three skills and an Unconscious Collective gets 7 free rests.
- Players with Executive Narcolepsy get 1 free rest.
- Players with Disco Nap get 1 free rest.
- Players with Disco Power Nap get 2 free rests.
- Players with an Unconscious Collective in their terrarium get 3 free rests.
- Players with Food Coma gets 10 free rests, but this skill is only usable in Avatar of Jarlsberg, and is not available in combination with other Free Rest modifiers.
Source | HP Gain | Notes |
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Base Resting HP from Housing | ||
Resting -- Hobo Fortress | 84-85 | +85 MP |
Resting -- Gingerbread House | 68-70 | +70 MP |
Resting -- House of Twigs and Spit | 58-60 | +60 MP |
Resting -- Ginormous Pumpkin | 48-50 | +50 MP |
Resting -- Sandcastle | 50 | +50 MP |
Resting -- House | 38-40 | +40 MP |
Resting -- Pyramid | 33-35 | +35 MP |
Resting -- Cottage | 28-30 | +30 MP |
Resting -- Barskin Tent | 18-20 | +20 MP |
Resting -- Newbiesport™ Tent | 8-10 | +10 MP |
Resting -- The Ground | 3-5 | +5 MP |
Bonus Resting HP | ||
gauze hammock | 60 | |
comfy blanket | 45-50 | Doubled if Grimace is full. |
Pagoda | Base x 2 | Doubles Base HP & MP gained from resting |
Moons | (Base + Blanket) x 2 | Bonus if Grimace is full. |
Rollover | ||
Rollover | Base + Bonus |
Same HP as if you had rested, but at no cost (except The Ground, which gives no HP at rollover) |
(Clockwork) Bartender bonus | +15 | A bartender at your campsite grants an additional 15 HP/MP at rollover |
HP Restored by Clan
If you belong to a clan with A Comfy Sofa you may spend adventures to rest there, instead of at your campsite. For each adventure spent you gain HP (and also MP) equal to your (current level multiplied by 5) ± 1 (possibly 2). If you belong to a clan and have a Clan VIP Lounge key, you may also access the A Relaxing Hot Tub, which restores all HP and removes negative status effects.
Notes
- See Cost Analysis of Restoring HP and MP for a discussion of which HP Restorers are most cost-effective.
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