Items by Name (F)

An alphabetic listing of all of the items along with their zapping information. Please update as new data is found.

• Use '''Unknown''' for items which have not been tested yet.
• Use n/a for items which have been tested and do not belong in a zap group.
• Item names that begin with numbers, punctuation, or special characters (e.g. "I Love Me, Vol. I") belong in Items by Name (other).

F

Description	Zap Group	Zap Test Comment
f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	Unknown
f3d0r4	n/a	Confirmed 11 Sept. 2007 -- Astronautty
Fabiotion	Unknown
fabric hardener	Unknown
fabric softener	Unknown
facehugging alien	Unknown
facsimile dictionary	n/a
faded green protest sign	Unknown
faded red protest sign	Unknown
faerie dust	Unknown
fairy gravy boat	n/a
fairy-worn boots	Unknown
fake blood	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
fake cocktail	Unknown
fake fake vomit	n/a
fake hand	n/a
fake plastic grass	n/a
fake washboard	Unknown
Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	Unknown
false eyelashes	n/a
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	n/a
famous blue raincoat	Unknown
fancy ball mask	n/a	Tested: n/a -Vesiv
fancy bath salts	n/a
fancy beef jerky	Unknown
fancy beer bottle	Unknown
fancy beer label	Unknown
fancy black tie	Unknown
fancy blue potion	Unknown
fancy boots	Unknown
fancy but probably evil chocolate	n/a
fancy calligraphy pen	Unknown
fancy canapés	n/a	tested 2008-10-28.
fancy chess set	Unknown
fancy chocolate	n/a
fancy chocolate car	Unknown
fancy chocolate sculpture	Unknown
fancy dress ball	n/a
fancy gourd potion	Unknown
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	Unknown
fancy marzipan briefcase	Unknown
fancy oil painting	Unknown
fancy opera glasses	Unknown
fancy party pants	Unknown
fancy schmancy cheese sauce	n/a
fancy seashell necklace	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
fancy stationery set	Unknown
fancy tin beer can	Unknown
fancy tophat	Unknown
fancy tuxedo pants	Unknown
Fantasma en la Máquina	Unknown
FantasyRealm G. E. M.	Unknown
FantasyRealm guest pass	Unknown
FantasyRealm key	Unknown
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	Unknown
FantasyRealm mead	Unknown
FantasyRealm membership packet	Unknown
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	Unknown
FantasyRealm tattoo kit	Unknown
FantasyRealm turkey leg	Unknown
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	Unknown
farfalle bow tie	Unknown
fascinating alien plant sample	Unknown
fascinating alien zoological sample	Unknown
fat bottom quark	Unknown
fat loot token	n/a
fat stacks of cash	n/a
fat wallet	n/a
Fauna Libre	Unknown
Faux	Unknown
FDKOL commendation	Unknown
FDKOL fire hose	Unknown
FDKOL hotcakes	Unknown
FDKOL tattoo	Unknown
fear condenser	Unknown
feathered headdress	Unknown
Feliz Navidad	Unknown
felt	n/a
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	Feng Shui Items
Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	n/a	Tested --TechSmurf 13:33, 10 April 2007 (CDT)
fermented honey	n/a
fermenting powder	n/a	Confirmed 11 Sept. 2007 -- Astronautty
Fernswarthy's key	n/a
Fernswarthy's letter	n/a	Confirmed 11 Sept. 2007 -- Astronautty
ferret bait	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	n/a
fertilized ghuol egg	n/a
festive holiday hat	Irradiated Crimbo Town
festive sausage	Unknown
festive warbear bank	Unknown
fetid feather	n/a
Fettris	Unknown
fettucini Inconnu	Reagent Noodle Dishes
Fettucini épines Inconnu	Unknown
fettucini épines Inconnu	Unknown
Fettucini épines Inconnu recipe	Unknown
fettucini épines Inconnu recipe	Unknown
fetus-smashing club	Unknown
Feynman gate	n/a
fez of etymology	n/a
fiberglass fannypack	n/a
fiberglass fedora	n/a
fiberglass fetish	n/a
fiberglass fibers	Unknown
fiberglass fingerguard	n/a
fiberglass foil	n/a
fiberglass frock	n/a
fiberglass insulation	Unknown
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	Unknown
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	Unknown
fiery wing	Unknown
figurine of a charred seal	n/a	Philmasterplus (talk) 18:52, 27 December 2020 (UTC)
figurine of a cold seal	n/a	Philmasterplus (talk) 18:52, 27 December 2020 (UTC)
figurine of a cute baby seal	Unknown
figurine of a shadowy seal	n/a	Philmasterplus (talk) 18:52, 27 December 2020 (UTC)
figurine of a sleek seal	n/a	Philmasterplus (talk) 18:52, 27 December 2020 (UTC)
figurine of a slippery seal	n/a	Philmasterplus (talk) 18:52, 27 December 2020 (UTC)
figurine of a stinking seal	n/a	Philmasterplus (talk) 18:52, 27 December 2020 (UTC)
figurine of a wretched-looking seal	n/a	Philmasterplus (talk) 18:52, 27 December 2020 (UTC)
figurine of an ancient seal	n/a	Philmasterplus (talk) 18:52, 27 December 2020 (UTC)
figurine of an armored seal	Unknown
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	Lasagna Meats	Long pork confirmed 6th July 07
filet of The Fish	Unknown
filigreed hamethyst earring	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
filigreed hamethyst necklace	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
filigreed hamethyst ring	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
filling	Unknown
filter helmet	Unknown
filth-encrusted futon	n/a	Tested --Jasonharper 16:06, 10 August 2008 (CDT)
filthworm drone scent gland	n/a
filthworm hatchling scent gland	n/a
filthworm royal guard scent gland	n/a	Tested by Gorank, March 9, 2008
filthy armor	Unknown
filthy child leash	Unknown
filthy corduroys	Filthy Hippy Disguise
filthy hippy poncho	n/a
filthy knitted dread sack	Filthy Hippy Disguise
filthy lucre	n/a	Confirmed 11 Sept. 2007 -- Astronautty
filthy monkey head	Unknown
filthy pestle	n/a	Confirmed 11 Sept. 2007 -- Astronautty
filthy poultice	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
fin-bit wax	Unknown
fine aged cheddarwurst	Unknown
fine wine	Fermenting Powder Drinks
finger cuffs	Unknown
finger cymbals	Unknown
finger exerciser	Unknown
fingerless hobo gloves	n/a
fingerprint dusting kit	Unknown
Finnish Fish	Unknown
fire	n/a
fire axe	Unknown
fire flower	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
fire hose	Unknown
fire of unknown origin	Unknown
fire poi	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
fireball	Unknown
firebomb	Unknown
fireclutch	Unknown
fireman's helmet	Unknown
fireman's lunch	Unknown
firemilk	Unknown
fireproof megaphone	Unknown
fireproof skip lid	Unknown
Firewater	Unknown
First Post shirt - Cir Senam	Unknown
First Post shirt package	Unknown
first-aid pouch	Unknown
fish bazooka	n/a	Tested October 25, 2008
fish hatchet	Unknown
fish head	Unknown
fish hose	n/a
fish juice box	Unknown
fish sauce	Unknown
fish scimitar	n/a	Tested October 25, 2008
fish stick	n/a	Tested October 25, 2008
fish stick cozy	Unknown
fish-liver oil	n/a	Tested by Gorank, March 9, 2008
fish-oil smoke bomb	Unknown
fishbone belt	Unknown
fishbone bracers	Unknown
fishbone catcher's mitt	Unknown
fishbone corset	Unknown
fishbone facemask	Unknown
fishbone fins	Unknown
fishbone kneepads	Unknown
fishbowl	n/a
fishcake	Unknown
fishelada	Unknown
fisherman's sack	Unknown
fishin' hat	Unknown
fishin' pole	n/a	Philmasterplus (talk) 18:52, 27 December 2020 (UTC)
fishtank	n/a
fishy fish	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
fishy fish casserole	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
fishy fish lasagna	Lasagne
fishy paste	Unknown
fishy pipe	Unknown
fishy wand	Unknown
fist turkey outline	Unknown
fistful of ashes	Unknown
fistful of wood shavings	Unknown
fitness wristband	Unknown
Fitspiration™ poster	Unknown
Five Second Energy™	Unknown
five-gallon hat	Unknown
fixed-gear bicycle	Unknown
fizzing spore pod	Unknown
fizzy potion	! Potions
fizzy soda	Unknown
flagstone fez	Unknown
flagstone flag	Unknown
flagstone flail	Unknown
flagstone fleece	Unknown
flagstone flip-flops	Unknown
flagstone fringe	Unknown
Flail of the Seven Aspects	Unknown
flame orb	Unknown
flamin' bindle	n/a
Flamin' Whatshisname	Unknown
Flaming Caipiranha	Unknown
flaming cardboard sword	n/a
flaming crutch	n/a
flaming familiar doppelgänger	n/a	Does not zap.
flaming feather	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
flaming glowsticks	n/a
flaming juggler's balls	n/a	Does not zap.
Flaming Knob	Unknown
Flaming Mohobo	Unknown
flaming mushroom	Mushrooms - 3rd Gen.
flaming mushroom wine	Mushroom Wines - 3rd Gen.
flaming nose	Unknown
flaming pink shirt	n/a	Does not zap.
Flaming Sazerorc	Unknown
flaming sword	Unknown
flaming talons	n/a
flamingo mallet	Unknown
Flan	Unknown
flan del mar	Unknown
Flan in the Moon	Unknown
flange	n/a	Does not zap.
flapper floppers	Unknown
flaregun	n/a
flashing novelty button	n/a
flashy pirate dreadlocks	Unknown
flask flops	Unknown
flask of Amontillado	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
flask of baconstone juice	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
flask of embalming fluid	Unknown
flask of Gnomochloric acid	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
flask of hamethyst juice	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
flask of holy water	Unknown
flask of mining oil	Unknown
flask of moonshine	Unknown
flask of peppermint oil	n/a
flask of peppermint schnapps	n/a
flask of porquoise juice	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
flask of port	Unknown
flask of rainwater	Unknown
flask of tainted mining oil	Unknown
Flaskfull of Hollow	Unknown
flat cider	Unknown
flat dough	n/a
flat mushroom wine	Mushroom Wines - 2nd Gen.	Tested: flat -> pointy
flavored foot massage oil	n/a
flavorless gruel	Unknown
flayed mind	Unknown
fleetwood chain	Unknown
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	Unknown
fleetwood macaroni	Unknown
fleshy lump	Unknown
flickering flashlight	Unknown
flickering pixel	Unknown
flimsy clipboard	Unknown
flimsy hardwood scraps	Unknown
flimsy ski pole	Unknown
flirtatious feather	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
Flivver	Unknown
floaty gravel	Unknown
floaty inverse geode	Unknown
floaty pebbles	Unknown
floaty rock	Unknown
floaty rock helmet	Unknown
floaty rock necklace	Unknown
floaty rock pants	Unknown
floaty sand	n/a	Does not zap.
floaty stone sphere	Unknown
floorboard cruft	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
floral print shirt	n/a
floral-print skirt	Unknown
flower petal pie	n/a
flowing hippy skirt	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
fluid of fudge-finding	Unknown
fluorescent lightbulb	Unknown
flute of flat champagne	n/a	Confirmed October 2, 2006
Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	n/a
flyest of shirts	n/a	Philmasterplus (talk) 18:52, 27 December 2020 (UTC)
Flying Caipiranha	Unknown
flypaper staff	n/a
flytrap bezoar	n/a
flytrap pellet	n/a
foam commodore's hat	Unknown
foam dart	n/a
foam naval trousers	Unknown
foam noodle	n/a
foam pistol	Unknown
foetid seal tear	Unknown
Fog Murderer	Unknown
foggy glass globe	n/a
foie gras	n/a
folder (barbarian)	Unknown
folder (blue)	Unknown
folder (catfish)	Unknown
folder (cyan)	Unknown
folder (D-Team)	Unknown
folder (dancing dolphins)	Unknown
folder (Ex-Files)	Unknown
folder (green)	Unknown
folder (heavy metal)	Unknown
folder (holographic fractal)	Unknown
folder (Jackass Plumber)	Unknown
folder (Knight Writer)	Unknown
folder (KOLHS)	Unknown
folder (magenta)	Unknown
folder (owl)	Unknown
folder (rainbow unicorn)	Unknown
folder (red)	Unknown
folder (Seawolf)	Unknown
folder (skull and crossbones)	Unknown
folder (smiley face)	Unknown
folder (space skeleton)	Unknown
folder (sports car)	Unknown
folder (sportsballs)	Unknown
folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	Unknown
folder (tranquil landscape)	Unknown
folder (wizard)	Unknown
folder (Yedi)	Unknown
folder (yellow)	Unknown
Folder Holder	Unknown
food drive button	Unknown
foolscap fool's cap	Terrifying Clown Suit
foon	n/a
foon of fearfulness	n/a
foon of fleshiness	n/a
foon of foulness	n/a
foon of frigidity	n/a
foon of fulmination	n/a
foot-long hot daub	Unknown
football helmet	n/a
forbidden danish	Unknown
forbidden sausage	Unknown
foreign box	Unknown
foreign language tapes	Unknown
forest spirit rattle	Unknown
forest tears	n/a
forged identification documents	n/a
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	Unknown
fortifying hot cocoa	Unknown
fortune cookie	n/a
fossilized baboon skull	Unknown
fossilized bat skull	Unknown
fossilized demon skull	Unknown
fossilized limb	Unknown
fossilized necklace	Unknown
fossilized serpent skull	Unknown
fossilized spider skull	Unknown
fossilized spike	Unknown
fossilized spine	Unknown
fossilized torso	Unknown
fossilized wing	Unknown
fossilized wyrm skull	Unknown
fouet de tortue-dressage	Unknown
fountain 'soda'	Unknown
four-gallon hat	Unknown
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	Unknown
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	Unknown
fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	Unknown
Frank Gorshin trophy	Unknown
Frankly Mr. Shank	Unknown
Frat Army FGF	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
frat brats	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
fraudwort	n/a
frayed rope belt	n/a
Freddie's blessing of Mercury	Unknown
Freddy Kruegerand	Unknown
free-range mushroom	Unknown
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	Unknown
freezerburned ice cube	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
freezin' bindle	n/a
French bronilla brogurt	Unknown
French slippers	n/a	tested 2008-10-28.
french-fry grabber	Unknown
freshwater fishbone	Unknown
freshwater pearl necklace	Unknown
fricasseed brains	n/a
Friendliness Beverage	Unknown
friendly cheez blob	Unknown
Friendly Turkey	Unknown
frightful feather	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
frigid air mattress	n/a	stained mattress tested; needs confirm
frigid derringer	Unknown
frigid fudgepuck	Unknown
frigid hankyū	n/a	Confirmed --TheArchivist 19:42, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
frigid mote	n/a
frigid ninja stars	n/a
Frigid Northern Beans	Unknown
frigid-ass club	Unknown
frilly shirt	n/a
frilly skirt	n/a
Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	n/a
frog lip-print	Unknown
Frogade	n/a
Fromage Pinotage	Unknown
frontwinder skin	Unknown
frost flower	Unknown
frost-rimed desk bell	Unknown
frost-rimed seal hide	Unknown
frostbite-flavored Hob-O	n/a
frosty button	Unknown
frosty halo	Unknown
Frosty's arm	n/a	Confirmed --TheArchivist 19:42, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
Frosty's carrot	Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments	Tested 2008-09-10
Frosty's frosty mug	n/a
Frosty's iceball	n/a	Tested 2008-11-22
Frosty's nailbat	Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments	Tested 2008-09-09
Frosty's old silk hat	Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments	Tested 2008-09-11
Frosty's snowball sack	n/a	Tested 2008-09-15
Frost™ brand sword	n/a
Frown Exerciser	Unknown
frozen banquet	n/a
frozen danish	Unknown
frozen feather	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
frozen Mob Penguin	n/a
frozen mushroom	Mushrooms - 3rd Gen.
frozen nunchaku	n/a
frozen seal spine	Unknown
frozen shampoo-conditioner	Unknown
frozen turtle shell	Unknown
fruit basket	n/a
fruit bat	Unknown
fruit bowl	n/a
fruit-leather negatives	Unknown
fruitcake	n/a
fruitfilm	n/a
fruity girl swill	Unknown
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	n/a
frying brainpan	Unknown
Fu Manchu Wax	Unknown
fudge bunny	Unknown
fudge cube	Unknown
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	Unknown
fudge lily	Unknown
fudge pocket square	Unknown
fudge spork	Unknown
fudge-shaped hole in space-time	Unknown
fudgecule	Unknown
fudgecycle	Unknown
fudgesicle	Unknown
Fudgie Roll	Unknown
full lava bottle	Unknown
full meat tank	n/a
fumble formula	Unknown
Fun-Guy spore	Unknown
FunFunds™	Unknown
funhouse mirror	Unknown
funky brass fez	n/a
funky dried mushroom	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
funky eyepatch	Unknown
funky junk key	Unknown
funny bone	Unknown
funny paper hat	Unknown
furious stone	Unknown
furniture dolly	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
furry brown pillow	Unknown
furry fur	n/a
furry green earmuffs	n/a
furry green turtle	n/a
furry halo	Unknown
furry kilt	n/a
furry pants	Furry Suit
furry pill	Unknown
furry pink pillow	Unknown
furry skirt	n/a
fused fuse	Unknown
fusilli marrownarrow	Unknown
fusillocybin	Unknown
fustulent seal grulch	Unknown
future drug: Coolscaline	Unknown
future drug: Muscularactum	Unknown
future drug: Smartinex	Unknown
fuzzbump	Advanced Cocktailcrafting Final Drinks
Fuzzby	Unknown
fuzzy bracelets	Unknown
fuzzy busby	n/a	Philmasterplus (talk) 18:52, 27 December 2020 (UTC)
fuzzy dice	n/a
fuzzy earmuffs	n/a	Philmasterplus (talk) 18:52, 27 December 2020 (UTC)
fuzzy montera	n/a	Philmasterplus (talk) 18:52, 27 December 2020 (UTC)
fuzzy polar bear ears	Unknown
Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	Unknown
Fuzzy Tentacle	Unknown